Where did the Jew conman even fly to? The vacuum of Space? You know if you fly upwards that's where you're going, right? Did he aim for the moon? Because there's no magical realm up there.
>>18419593Your mistake was in thinking that he is ascending to some permanent dwelling place. He was just ascending to cruising altitude before his trip to America. He had some golden plates and stuff to sort out.
>>18419596Wrong. It was his younger brother Isukiri who rose up and flew to America in his place, meanwhile the real Jesus retired to Japan.
He flew to the sun, the sun is heaven which is why it gives us life.
>>18419604Isn't sun more like Hell? It's hot.
>>18419602What matters is that we all agree he was simply ascending to cruising altitude.
>>18419593Bump, only biblical literalists have an answer to this, I have never heard a theological evolutionist or allegorist reconcile this part of scripture
>>18420622What's the biblical literalist answer? The earth is flat, space is fake, God and angels are in the sky?
>>18420629I've never heard them address it so I would assume it is to literally think heaven is in the sky and Jesus went into the sky physically and is there right now. If they're Catholic they think this applies to Mary too
>>18420629Yes most biblical litterists are flat earthers and believe there is a dome.
>>18419593There was a portal that opened specifically for him and closed when he went through
>>18419593Lmao op I love these extremely crude low effort smug redditposts, truly a work of art
