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Holy shit I didn't know Patton was so based.
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>>18423739
He hated Russia before it was cool.
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>>18423739
He was an extremely mediocre general. The movie itself even shows this. The only reason people like him is because he was “right” about the Russians.
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Oswalt? Yeah, he's awesome.
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>>18423739
You have no idea. He was the last warrior-poet. He was assassinated because he knew and spoke the truth.
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>>18423739
He was Julius Caesar reincarnatef and embarrased Monty so bongs hate him, he then tried to appropriate German POWs to launch an attack on the Soviet Union. He was so based.
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>>18423741
He won the battle of the bulge you contrarian retard.
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>>18423745
You mean the battle that only happened because Americans fucked up?
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>>18423746
Nobody's perfect. The point is he knew how to get things done.
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>>18423739
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>>18423748
America became the sole superpower and experienced decades of steady economic growth. The Cold War was amazing for Americans.
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>>18423748
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>>18423746
>battle that happened because Montgomery was running things and then did nothing to help the US southern flank
Patton then pushed his Army to contain it and push the Germans back. Bongland is lucky they didn't get nuked.
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>>18423741
Getting to Messina second really mindbroke you retards, huh?
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>>18423750
>My men deserved that tight gerssy, not the cossacks.
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>be Nazi
>instead of refusing command you willingly participate in the slaughter of Europe’s last hope solely because your superior asked you to
He was an NPC
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAatnDolMnA
This son of a bitch sounds like my grandpa
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>>18423754
I watched Evropa: the last battle last night, Ricky Bobby. It was shit.
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>>18423755
He was too much in the 40's but the troops loved him and he loved them.
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>>18423755
>those jews at the new york times know about as much about fighting as they do as fucking
what a legend.
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>>18423755
>We're gonna rip out their goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks, we are gonna murder those fucking cocksuckers by the bushel basket. War is a bloody killing business, you've got to spill their blood or they will spill yours
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>>18423742
no he isnt
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>>18423755
not his real voice, he sounded like mickey mouse lol. He was self conscious about it and worried his men wouldnt take him seriously
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>>18423749
>The Cold War was amazing for Americans.

I don't know, it doesn't seem like they had an "amazing" time in 'nam. Might be amazing if you had a rich daddy who could help you dodge the draft, like a certain you-know-who.
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>>18423755
Goddamn this gave me a boner, still not dying for Israel.
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Everyone knows he was gay, right?
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>>18423764
I don't need an early life to tell when someone is jewish.
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>>18423765
>never had gfs
>never had a wife
>never seemed to want either
>was close platonic friends with several women
>preferred to spend his time with other men

Dude was gay.
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>>18423766
He had a wife you fucking retard, and he corresponded with her regularly during the war through his letters. They even mention this in the movie, though it was kind of an unusual decision to mostly exclude her when she was such an important part of Patton's life. After he died she also worked hard to continue promoting the "Patton legend" to ensure that his name would be remembered down the decades.
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>>18423739
There is no reason for any red-blooded American to not know and love George S. Patton.
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>>18423755
that was kino af
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>>18423741
How so? Does the movie make up about how much the germans feared him?
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>>18423739
anti-war movie btw
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>>18423745
oh wow, he won a battle when germany was already on its deathbed, the allies had complete aerial supremacy and the total upper hand in logistics and material (but still got pushed 50 miles back)

what a great fight, he really showed that anemic, dying enemy who's boss
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>>18423739
He knew the jews were the real enemy
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>>18423772
>won a battle
He won every battle outside of Tunisia with green men.
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>>18423772
his biggest battle was Montgomery and Bradley.
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>>18423774
the italians were shit and the germans didnt care about north africa either way (and it still took the allies 6 months to achieve complete victory against sparse german task forces)
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>>18423757
>>18423758
>>18423759
>>18423763
>>18423769
>falling for the most obvious shitty ai sloppa ever
patton is spinning in his grave
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>>18423739
>fought against the good guys
Not so based imo
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>>18423778
He was an American patriot. He wanted the entire world under America’s control.
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>>18423779
>the entire world under America’s control
Jewish control*

Well he succeeded and now we're in the predicament we are. Thanks for nothing, faggola
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>>18423740
And he was assassinated for it.
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>>18423764
>>18423766
>>18423767
Everyone who is high ranking in the military is gay or at least had a lot of gay sex.
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>>18423741
>He was an extremely mediocre general.

You have to be a Bong. No other reason to have this much SEETHE.
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>>18423768
If I had a time machine I'd go back and drop kick his pregnant mother. CHURCH.
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>>18423781
theres hundreds of US servicemen who died in automobile accidents during the occupation of germany, you telling us the jews assassinated every one of them?
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>>18423745
Can confirm my grandfather was in that battle under Patton. He also said the Germans were way better men than the Russians who were more wild dogs than soldiers.
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>>18423785
I believe that is what he was saying, yes. You got it.
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>>18423782
Only gay thing I did was jerk off with some buddies. It only started feeling gay when we let our dicks out from our pants. Doesn’t mean that I’m gay though. We were just bored and horny
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>>18423785
"You honestly think Jews can control the entire globe??" Type question
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>>18423788
If you became general you'd literally be jerking off in coffins with old men and rossin 80 year olds salad to get there I reckon
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>>219475918
If I can break into your house and split your mother in half she never was your mother anyway.
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>>219475918
How do you feel about the USA controlling the world?
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>>18423739
Patton pretty much won the war in Europe with his soldiers singlehandedly, and then they assassinated him because he wouldn't put jews in power to lord over the Germans and was actively raising an army of German POWs to launch an attack on the Soviets.
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>>18423785
Patton's views on Russia were becoming a problem. So yeah he just
**happened** to slip on a banana peel at exactly the right time.

Dude was a god tier tactical genius though that made Montgomery look slow and stupid and seethe to no end. It's the reason Britbongs always talk shit about Patton. It's because Patton was always calling out Montgomery's retardation and didn't have time for it.
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>>219475918
>>18423789
this conversation always goes like this
>you really think we control teh entire world even what you eat for breakfast and think about and how your feet smell and what color your eyes are hahaha schizo?
>we dont but if we do then we deserve to haha u lose
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>>219475918
I guess it's okay that wealthy muslims influence countries with money as well they deserve it after all. And those countries deserve to have traitors as politicians right?
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>>18423741
He was better than mediocre; he would have been an extremely subpar Army-level CO in the Wehrmacht but for an American he showed extreme initiative, good situational awareness and not very good strategic judgement.
>>18423745
Gasoline won the Bulge and every American commander was honest enough to express that. Operation Red Ball won the Bulge. Patton exploited complete superiority other American commanders wouldn't. He wasn't retarded. That's it.
>>18423783
Omar Bradley, his in every sense superior officer, was his largest reason for even being allowed in France. You don't have to be an idiot trash-islander to understand that.
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>>18423739
this movie actually softens his personality to make it more believable, he was easily twice, possibly even 10 times as based IRL
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>>18423793
He also slapped a coward that wasn't pulling his weight while all of his buddies ate german lead, and that upset the ladies at home.
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>>18423782
this is a fujo fantasy not based in reality
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>>18423739
He lead from the front, while every other general at the time tought themselves special to only need look at maps and send kids to die and then pat themselves on the back while drinking cognac. The major battle Patton wasn't involved in was Market Garden which they sent him away to not upset Montgomery's glory lmao
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>>18423800
You think fujos goon to illuminati skull and bones shit?
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>>18423741
Nobody, especially the Germans (the enemy) thought that. He also didn't enact reprisals against the Germans for giving lip service to a totalitarian government which pissed off ZOG.
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>>18423803
>totalitarian
Turns out all governments are totalitarian the difference is ours is traitors and foreigners who hate us
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>>18423804
Patton also said that
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>>18423805
Because like the Germans he believed in blood and honor and I don't want to speak for him, was very aware of jewish-communist infiltration of oue governments.
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>Patton arrived at the hospital the same day, accompanied by a number of medical officers as part of his tour of the U.S. II Corps troops. He spoke to some patients in the hospital, commending the physically wounded.
>He then approached Kuhl, who did not appear to be physically injured. Kuhl was sitting slouched on a stool midway through a tent ward filled with injured soldiers.
>When Patton asked Kuhl where he was hurt, Kuhl reportedly shrugged and replied that he was "nervous" rather than wounded, adding, "I guess I can't take it."
>Patton "immediately flared up," slapped Kuhl across the chin with his gloves, then grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to the tent entrance. He shoved him out of the tent with a kick to his backside. Yelling "Don't admit this son of a bitch,"
>Patton demanded that Kuhl be sent back to the front, adding, "You hear me, you gutless bastard? You're going back to the front!"
>That night, Patton recorded the incident in his diary: "[I met] the only errant coward I have ever seen in this Army. Companies should deal with such men, and if they shirk their duty, they should be tried for cowardice and shot."
>Patton was further heard by war correspondent Noel Monks angrily claiming that shell shock is "an invention of the Jews."
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>>18423807
>On August 10, Patton entered the receiving tent of the hospital, speaking to the injured there. Patton approached Bennett, who was huddled and shivering, and asked what the trouble was. "It's my nerves," Bennett responded. "I can't stand the shelling anymore."
>Patton reportedly became enraged at him, slapping him across the face. He began yelling: "Your nerves, Hell, you are just a goddamned coward. Shut up that goddamned crying. I won't have these brave men who have been shot at seeing this yellow bastard sitting here crying."
>Patton then reportedly slapped Bennett again, knocking his helmet liner off, and ordered the receiving officer, Major Charles B. Etter, not to admit him.
>Patton then threatened Bennett, "You're going back to the front lines, and you may get shot and killed, but you're going to fight. If you don't, I'll stand you up against a wall and have a firing squad kill you on purpose. In fact, I ought to shoot you myself, you goddamned whimpering coward."
>Upon saying this, Patton pulled out his pistol threateningly, prompting the hospital's commander, Colonel Donald E. Currier, to physically separate the two. Patton left the tent, yelling to medical officers to send Bennett back to the front lines.
>As he toured the remainder of the hospital, Patton continued discussing Bennett's condition with Currier. Patton stated, "I can't help it. It makes my blood boil to think of a yellow bastard being babied," and "I won't have those cowardly bastards hanging around our hospitals. We'll probably have to shoot them some time anyway, or we'll raise a breed of morons."
What the fuck was his problem?
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>>18423748
*dies in a car crash*
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Same poltard threads over and over.
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>>18423805
woah rly? I feel smart because I came up with that on my own just now.
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>>18423810
You're late!
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>>18423808
You start tolerating this and soon wusses have taken over your society
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>>18423739
He was literally me, I just wanna slap all of you for being cowards.
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>>18423812
And the low iq shill admits this is a poltard thread.
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>>18423808
>>18423807
I would have said I am not fighting Germans because I am 1/16th German and he should stop being a fucking cuck. Then I'd shoot him like private Pyle.
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>>18423814
I have and did, I have been voting against neocon bullshit since. I got covered in my friends gore in Afghanistan, I watched rich faggots fresh out of west point get plugged. Suck me.
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>>18423816
Bongs hate him because he was Irish.
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>>18423818
I hate bongs because their accent is fruity
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>>18423817
Don't ask for sympathy when you join the military, the military is for waging war and killing the enemy and dying.
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>>18423819
American accent is actually the authentic accent, the ones they use over there is a the posh accent, basically people wanted to act like royals so they would talk like they did, but those who didnt follow trends actually sounded more like Americans
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>>18423739
Patton was was kind to civilians and gave enemy soldiers respect, but he was very strict and everyone under his command fought with everything they had, and everyone expected the same out of everyone because slackers will get ya killed when everyone just wanted to get it done and go home.
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>>18423821
yeah the british accents are a mix of trying to sound like an aristocrat who was homosexual and ignorant retards pronouncing every single word wrong. Scottish accents that aren't street trash wiggers from glasgow are the best. Sean Connery accents. Some Irish accents are also great. I can't even tolerate british or australian accents at all anymore.
>can't pronounce L's or R's
>can't pronounce T's
>word ending in -er pronounce it with an -a
>word ending in -a pronounce it with an -er
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>>18423749
>america may have unleashed blacks on society and opened the door to their demograpgic replacement but at least they all got TV sets and were le relevant on the world stage
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>>18423826
California is <5% black
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>>18423829
It's also <35% white you disingenuous fag.
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>>18423830
More like 40% which is 16 million people. Asians and Mexicans are both cooler than you btw.
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>>18423830
I find only butthurt homosexual leftists use the word "disingenuous"
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>>18423772
Cope. Seethe, even.
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>>18423839
>40%
It's 33.6% -https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/CA/PST045224
>Asians and Mexicans are both cooler than you btw
Yeah go to 40's America and tell people that more Mexicans would be the fruit of the Cold War.
>>18423841
You must use it a lot then.
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>>18423748
>>18423750
Posting pictures of the current president of the US is against the 25 years rule btw.
>>18423848
There were already millions of Mexicans and gooks in the US during the cold war. If anything immigration enforcement has only gotten harsher since it ended.
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>>18423881
>america was already <60% white in 1965
You keep making this claim in numerous threads and no one buys it, you realize no one buys your crap right?
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>>18423883
>everyone is the same poster
Mentally ill retard
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>>18423887
No, you make the same claim about the '65 bill being tougher than the '24 law because of Mexican quota, while ignoring that the '65 bill introduced chain migration and that it made it illegal for the government to base immigration policy around ethnicity.
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>>18423739
Patton was a megalomaniac that lost his fucking mind
/Thread
Case closed
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>>18423739
>I watched a movie and think it's real
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>>18423794
How were they becoming a problem?
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>>18423799
He slapped a wounded man who had been in combat for longer that he had. Slapped him like a woman.
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Scott was nothing like the real Patton who sounded like a wuss.
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>>18423762
Only 50k Americans died tho, in exchange for 3 million dead gooks
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>>18424234
Stonewall Jackson apparently also had a thin, girly voice.
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>>18423781
>Old man gets in car accident
>dies
Wow what a grand conspiracy.
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This film came out at the height of the hippie antiwar era but was still embraced by a wide audience as it depicted Patton as a rebel fighting against the system. Boomer hippie kids grew up on WWII movies and TV shows and dug a colorful poetic madman fighting le ebil natzees.
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>>18423781
>>18424608
Patton was going to be retired once the war was over and the Army was downscaled back to a peacetime size.
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>>18424693
>fighting le ebil natzees.
Will you ever stop seething about this?
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>>18423739
I mean
Let's imagine a war with soviets
On one side, millions of battle hardened veterans who went through Stalingrad, Vienna, seelow euphoric from taking out the biggest villain in human history, armed with smgs and heavy assault tanks with massive amounts of experienced pilots in best low alt fighters

On other side, barely literate farmers who lost to cripples and kids, commanded by mid generals like patton and monty
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>>18424911
No seethe anon, just pointing out the role Nazis played in postwar media. Now that I think about it, during the 60s there was a much less histrionic attitude towards Nazis. They could be played for laughs in stuff like Hogan’s Heroes and The Producers, kids built plastic models of Tiger tanks and Stukas, and bikers and other counterculture groups used iron crosses and swastikas for shock value. Most WWII vets were still around but somehow ok with this, but now Nazis are the ultimate villains of history.
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>>18423786
>HE NEVER SEEN RUSSIANS



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