The Sumerians believed their monarchy came down from Heaven to give humans civilization with instructions from God. Do you believe that? How else do you honestly explain the first civilization just randomly appearing
>he doesn’t know
>>18423950why does he have a cock as his third foot?
>>18423950The Anunnaki were responsible for the creation of humanity, a result of splicing their own genes with primates, who were originally intended for mining gold / private amusement. We've been abandoned by our creators for a 100,000 years plus at this point.
>>18423950>How else do you honestly explain the first civilization just randomly appearingI don't have to explain random bullshit you made up.
>>18424034They quietly check in every now and then to see if humans are ready for proper interaction at large.
>>18423958my guess it's supposed to be a goat pelt or smtn
>>18424034Enki was the creator of mankind. He formed us from clay and the blood of an igigi god. Enlil is the god in the old testament and he is evil.
The Enuma Elish was scribed on clay tablets 4000 years before the bible. The old testament plagiarized the Enuma Elish to favor their particular brand of religion and favor the jews. Enlil, the god in the old testament, subverted all the religions to make him the one god that everyone worships and prays to. He is an evil god.
>>18423950>implying that isn't what is taught by authentic christianity
They needed to make beer, but to make beer you need lots of grains and for that you need irrigated land. To manage the complicated irrigation system you need a bureaucracy and specialist workers. Behold, civilization.
>>18423950The Sumerian elite were descended from refugee Atlanteans who had established themselves in the Levant/Anatolia. The Yamnaya also partially descend from this group, hence why there's what appears to be an Indo-European substrate to Sumerian.The remnant Atlantean civilisation existed in the Anatolia-Levant region from around 10,000-6,000 BC, building Gobekli Tepe and its sister sites as well as starting the Neolithic revolution in agriculture, before collapsing and gradually dispersing further across the Middle East. The collapse of this proto-civilisation also triggered the migration of ANE into Europe.You need to piece the jigsaw together and a lot of this information has been deliberately occulted from the mainstream, but you'll find it all checks out if you're prepared to do the requisite research.
What the hell was going on in Genesis?>giants>rape>incest>god walking around>maybe angels too>casually live to 900>casually have a kid at 100>my sister is actually my wife (x3)>constant lies>constant murder>constant worry about murder>egypt casually existing
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>>18423950>How else do you honestly explain the first civilization just randomly appearingLol>>18425196This.Bro, did you go to school?. Earth was all iced out but it started thawing. Humans were hunter/collectors, with the climate change they saw ripe fruit fall on the ground and understood the process of seed>crop. Thus began the change into sedentary society, which required specialized workers like anon said... this started with someone who was able to handle math's while everyone rlse had to do manual labor... this began structured/hierarchical society, with the accountant being the new leader instead of the most physically apt. With humans being naturally drawn into rituals (as a means of passing knowledge from one generation to another) and the belief of an afterlife, we got hereditary positions (if your father knew a craft then you learned otherwise you were doomed to be working hand) and a caste system. Do you really think this process doesnt naturally occur everywhere?, lol. Look at egypt and look at the incas/aztec. Its part of how society works.
>>18425800I forgot to add that this>>18423950>their monarchy came down from HeavenIs linked tl this >>18425800>this started with someone who was able to handle math's while everyone rlse had to do manual labor... this began structured/hierarchical society>With humans being naturally drawn into ritualsIts just a way of establishing a hierarchy in society... in fact, id say that what youre saying is wrong for that is more accurate to a description of a pharaoh rather than warrior-king sumerians and babylonians had. The egyptians had unbothered rulings over millennia becuase of their geography (the nile was pretty much easy to read and only really depended on the kush not fucking with it) and they used scientific knowledge to dominate the land, thus we get this divine knowledge thing. In the case of the sumerians, they inhabited near the tigris and the euphrates which had floods all the time... unlike the egyptians, they coulnt really control what happened with those rivers so they depended on war. Thus they had warrior-kings that controlled city-states ruling over others, this meant that the profile of the king over there depended on the immediate instead of a long lasting dynasty, theres no point in holding a 500 year old lineage if they cant secure the resources RIGHT now. This is why their myths are very different one another, and a reason that your initial question makes me laugh: it just shows how little you know about history yet you talk like you know it all. Every civilization came up with a history to justificate their organization, everything else is just added to give it depth.
No I don’t believe that. Anthropologically speaking the transition from a nomadic to a farming civilization is significant for that very set of circumstances of farming instructions, with enkidu slop scribing as an early instance of field irrigation as an activity carried over from earlier nomading
>>18423958you must have a tiny penis>>18423950they came from india in boats similiar to the spanish pulling the whole "we wuz gods" thing years after the conquest
>>18425918Nobody ever left India, and your people are dark hell-spawned demonic jungle monkeys that the white aryans subjugated
>>18425116>The Enuma Elish was scribed on clay tablets 4000 years before the bible... and counting, because the bible still hasn't been 'scribed' on clay tablets.
>>18425929india had a civilization at one point before the caste system destroyed their genetics and it's the only explanation for dagon and the sumerian ruling class language isolate seethe more ranjeet. South pacific negritos all came from your shit filled country
>>18425990Sumerians weren't dark hell-spawned demon jungle monkeys like the native Indians are
>>18426034yes they were that's why they depict themselves as cartoonishly white, only a pajeet could come up with that
>>18426041Your mental gymnastics score is 7.5/10, good effort but retarded execution.
