Endless celestial sex
>>18431459I frankly don't see why that is any more unlikely than majoritarian religious beliefs.
>>18431459>Endless penis with infinite sexAllah for the win
>>18431459The Mormon Jesus
>>18431466I feel that way when people incessantly criticize Scientology
>>18431493Sex with the (formerly) Virgin Mary
>>18431515By itself I don't think the practice of Scientology is objectionable. Independent Scientologists run around hurting no one.
>>18431459>American sci-fi Islamis Mormonism secretly based?
>>18431542And btw, pointing at any given belief and going "Isn't that SILLY?" is not a real criticism. Never has, and never will be, it's just a group a signal for faggots to feel good about agreeing with eachother.Not that I genuinely consider Mormonism as a true religion. But I don't think their beliefs being wacky matters when weighing that.In fact, I actually think a lot of mormon nonsense is kind of intuitive. Why would Jesus not go to america? He needs to get his message out there somehow. Why wouldn't the dead be offered a chance of salvation after dying but before the judgement?>>18431549No.
Mormon Jesus.>super freak plays
>>18431466When Enoch came back from heaven every earthly pleasures was completely undesirable to him. The presence of God feels a billion times more pleasant than anything we can experience in the flesh.
>>18431862>Mindraped into desiring anything but himI don't want to get close to this guy
>>18431895>I don't want to get close to this guyOk.
>>18431493Stop.Mormon time.
>>18431459>Mormonism: Endless sex in Heaven>Islam: Endless sex in HeavenHMMMMMMMM
>>18431470>team Allah >Beardless dancing boys forced to do it against their will>team Satan>Literal semen demons whose only will is to suck the life (i.e. cum) out of you forever and everI know my choice
what the FUCK was his problem???
>>18431459As a man who was very attractive in my youth, and an almost complete degenerate at the time, I can tell you that even a man like me gets bored with too much sex, after some years of it. Between the 5 women I have been with, I have never been refused sex, and all breakups were initiated by me. I found that in relationships in which the amount of sex in situations which the woman wanted to be with me more times than I wanted with her, I found my equilibrium of about 2 times a week was my preference level. Most men wouldn't actually enjoy literally infinite sex after some time achieving it. Eventually, a desire for family becomes stronger.
>>18431459Hieros Gamos. Use the proper term, peasant
>>18433534lesbian angels?
>>18431998serious question , what do you get from LARPing on an anonymous image board?
>>18431550>In fact, I actually think a lot of mormon nonsense is kind of intuitive. Why would Jesus not go to america? He needs to get his message out there somehow. Why wouldn't the dead be offered a chance of salvation after dying but before the judgement?I think it's more the stone in a hat, reformed Egyptian etc. that makes people think it's silly.
>>18433634There are no female angeloi/malakhim.
