>The Lactation of St. Bernard (Lactatio Bernardi) is a 12th-century Catholic legend, often depicted in art, where the Virgin Mary miraculously sprays breast milk into the mouth or eyes of St. Bernard of Clairvaux while he prays. https://aleteia.org/2019/08/20/why-is-the-virgin-mary-feeding-st-bernard-with-breast-milk/Now that the dust has settled...what the FUCK is wrong with Catholics?!
>>18447706I saw this in Madrid it is so fucking hot. The fat security guard saw me rubbing my cock and said nothing. God damn cowardly Spaniards.
>Innocenzo Ciocchi del Monte was a notorious cardinal whose relationship with Pope Julius III caused grave scandal in the early 16th century. >Born in Borgo San Donnino to a beggar-woman and an unknown father, he was picked up in the street by Cardinal Giovanni Maria Ciocchi del Monte and given a position in the household of the cardinal's brother, Baldovino.>Despite committing both rape and murder, he managed to retain his cardinal's hatPapists aren't right in the head.
>>18447706>Crying and with compassion, she began to think about the foreskin of Christ, where it may be located [after the Resurrection]. And behold, soon she felt with the greatest sweetness on her tongue a little piece of skin alike the skin in an egg, which she swallowed. After she had swallowed it, she again felt the little skin on her tongue with sweetness as before, and again she swallowed it. And this happened to her about a hundred times. And when she felt it so frequently, she was tempted to touch it with her finger. And when she wanted to do so, that little skin went down her throat on its own. And it was told to her that the foreskin was resurrected with the Lord on the day of resurrection. And so great was the sweetness of tasting that little skin that she felt in all [her] limbs and parts of the limbs a sweet transformation.
>>18447706Now I am hard as fuck
This is the hundredth time you've made this thread.sage
>>18447731And not a single time has a Catholic responded with an adequate defense of their theological perversions
you're a shillsage
>>18447779>>18447731No defense for yourselves, huh?
>could send an apparition of mary to a leper colony and spontaneously cure everyone there>instead chooses for a statue of mary to shoot titty milk into a monk's mouthgod really does work in mysterious ways huh
For me it's the one time God decided to give some random retard superpowers for no particular reasonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_of_Cupertino
>>18447706>>The Lactation of St. Bernard (Lactatio Bernardi) is a 12th-century Catholic legend, often depicted in art, where the Virgin Mary miraculously sprays breast milk into the mouth or eyes of St. Bernard of Clairvaux while he prays.>https://aleteia.org/2019/08/20/why-is-the-virgin-mary-feeding-st-bernard-with-breast-milk/
>>18448160They never have one
>>18447706>Religion cannot have strange or unsettling things! It needs to be bland and sterile like an insurance office at a strip mall.>>18448166Yeah, essentially.>>18447767Why don't you make an argument against catholic mysticism first? You haven't actually attacked the idea as much as you have vaguely gestured at the idea that religion needs to make you feel comfortable for it to be true.
>>18448898My argument is that Catholicism is perverted and the fact you all still see sex pests like "St Bernard" as holy men speaks to a dearth of spiritual character
>>18448899That's not an argument. It's an assertion that religion can't have any eroticism in it. Pleas justify it.
>>18448906>can't have any eroticismSo you admit it's intended to be perverse?
>>18448760Does that make Mary a sex offender?
>Shes definitely not a fertility goddess guys, trust us…
Christians will make fun of Hinduism for being silly then basedface over shit like this
>>18448939Look I hate Catholics as much as the next guy but eroticism in Christianity is nothing new. I mean, go read Song of Songs. Go read the Gospels where they constantly describe heaven as a wedding and the Church as Jesus' bride. Read St. Augustine saying the blood of Christ is "spiritual seminal fluid"This titty milk thing is hardly new
>>18449179St Augustine was definitely a closeted fag
>>18447714This is dumb, everyone knows that his foreskin became the ring of Saturn
shit like this makes you realize it is all a lie
>>18447706A lot of papist mysticism is 100% the result of prelest hallucination
>>18447706God sometimes uses "weird" symbolic ways to communicate with His mystics. It doesn't mean we should make a religion out of them, e.g. we shouldnt start venerating some holy breast. Private revelation and images should be kept private.
>I saw in his hand a long spear of gold, and at the point there seemed to be a little fire. He appeared to me to be thrusting it at times into my heart, and to pierce my very entrails; when he drew it out, he seemed to draw them out also, and to leave me all on fire with a great love of God. The pain was so great, that it made me moan; and yet so surpassing was the sweetness of this excessive pain, that I could not wish to be rid of it ...
>>18447706Catholics tend to have extremely low IQs so it wouldn't surprise me if someone was just jizzing in that person's mouth
>>18447706You want to understand this garbage? Hear this: https://youtu.be/EKqZDni_Y3Y?t=3682
I hope I cease to exist when I die.
>>18449557Does this nigga haver a beauty filter on?
>>18449588That's terrible.
>>18447706>>18447714>>18449332These loony accounts are why the Orthodox are right about the sin of prelest
>>18447706oh come on, it's not like if that was completly new. The Etruscan goddess United breastfeeding Hercle. Drawing of the pattern of an Etruscan mirror of Volterra. Preserved at the National Archaeological Museum of Florence, inv. 72740.https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fichier:Uni_et_hercle.jpg
