Nondenominationals be like >yea we don’t believe in denominations, as long as you believe in Jesus >but you can’t baptize your baby>and you have to follow the specific theology of our church >and you have to have this specific soteriology >and you’re not allowed to believe in real presence of sacraments >also you need a dramatic conversion testimony to share >and if you’re part of a denomination you’re gonna have to leave it and join our nondenomination >also you’re gonna have to get rebaptized because the first one didn’t count>but yeah we don’t believe in churches or creeds just Jesus as long as you believe in Jesus
