Religion tards don't have pattern recognition. That's why they get duped in the first place.

most of this has never been claimed. like, nobody thinks horus was crucified

>Dionysus
>born of a virgin
Stupid cunt.

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>>18450592
Dionysus is the best example because he was born of a man's thigh hnng

Anyway it makes sense when you remember it's all metaphors for cosmic shit

There are no mothers in space

>>18450589
What's the difference? There's no such thing as magic Jews.
Jews aren't born of virgins.
Jews can't walk on water.
Jews can't heal blindness with spit.

The story of Jesus didn't happen and if he existed he had no ability to perform miracles.

Moses didn't part the Red Sea.
Jonah didn't survive after being swallowed by a whale.
Noah didn't put 2 of every species on the ark to save them from a global flood.
The Garden of Eden never existed.

Just a bunch a fantasies that never happened. Children are impressionable enough to believe Harry Potter is based on real events too.

>>18450572
Haha the first two are just nothing but lies. I didn't fact check any further because I can only assume they're bullshit as well

>>18450603
Nobody cares what you think.
You're manifestly just an unimportant hostile midwit with nothing at all of note to say.

In fact, everyone would rather you fucked off and stayed that way since you systematically degrade the quality of discussion on this board every single day for years.

You have no real interest in any real topic of substance, and use this place as a soapbox to qq about the flying spaghetti monster.
That's what you are.

>>18450575
Lolol they're all just lies. Horus wasn't crucified and didn't come back after 3 days. He also didn't walk on water in any known story about him.

Mithra wasn't born of a virgin, but rather born from solid rock. I suppose you could argue the rock was a virgin. If you're dumb enough.

Krishna wasn't born of a virgin or resurrected after 3 days

Dionysus, same, all lies. It's just so lazy. If you're going to try to convince people of something, you'll have to sprinkle in more truths with your lies. Especially at the beginning.

>>18450653
Veggie tales aren't real.
Magic flying zombie Jews aren't real.

Time to grow up.

>>18450572
You would know a lot about scams, Ranjesh. Prey on any old ladies in Minnesota lately?

>>18450572
not all of these claims are true at all. theres a lot of horseshit like this out there that is false, academic mythicists like richard carrier say such claims are wrong all the time.

>>18450572
For me it's the fact people treated the bible like the literal word of God when even the greeks weren't that stupid about the Iliad

>>18450572
Meatballs for the flying spaghetti monster

>>18450653
>"Nobody cares what you think."
>proceeds to rant about what anon thinks
Oh how the turn tables... pottery...

>>18450603
then why bother to lie about it?

>>18450603
Spreading falsehoods because they're in the rough direction of the truth does more to inhibit the truth than help it. It's like building a strawman of your own side. When your opponents easily knock it down, they're liable to think that's the best your side has to offer even if it isn't.