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>A snake speaks to a woman and convinces her to eat forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden.
Didn't happen.

>Noah builds an ark for two animals of every species to survive the flood.
Never happened.

>God confuses the languages of the people at the Tower of Babel.
That definitely didn't happen.

>Fire and brimstone fall from the sky to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah.
That didn't happen.

>Lot’s wife looks back at a burning city and becomes a pillar of salt.
Absolutely didn't happen.

>God calls to Moses from a burning bush
Pure fiction.

>The Moses parts the waters of the Red Sea to provide a dry path for the Israelites.
Total fabrication.

>Manna falls from the sky and quail arrive to feed the Israelites in the desert.
Never actually occurred.

>Fresh water flows from a desert rock when Moses strikes it.
Didn't happen.

>The Jordan River stops its flow to let the people enter the Promised Land.
Literally never happened.

>The massive walls of Jericho tumble down at the sound of trumpets and shouts.
That definitely didn’t happen.

>The sun stays fixed in the sky to give Joshua more time for battle.
That didn't happen either.

>A widow’s small jar of oil and bin of flour never run dry.
Complete myth.

>Fire descends from heaven to burn a water-soaked sacrifice on Mount Carmel.
Didn't happen.

>A chariot of fire and horses of fire take Elijah up into heaven.
Certainly didn't happen.

>Naaman’s leprosy disappears after he dips into the Jordan River seven times.
Never happened.

>An iron ax head rises from the bottom of a river and floats for Elisha.
Absolutely didn't happen.

>The shadow on a sundial retreats ten steps as a sign of healing for Hezekiah.
Purely imaginary.

>Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego walk through a fiery furnace unharmed.
Didn’t happen.

>God shuts the mouths of hungry lions to protect Daniel in their den.
That didn’t actually happen.

>A massive whale swallows Jonah and carries him safely for three days.
Never happened.
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You was there? No? So you don't know.

That makes you a liar. You affirm things you don't know.
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>>18454365
>but chuddha what if it happened-
it didn't
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>An angel appears to a virgin named Mary to announce she will conceive the Son of God.
Didn't happen.

>Jesus turns large jars of water into high-quality wine at a wedding in Cana.
Never happened.

>Jesus speaks to a storm and the wind and waves immediately become calm.
That definitely didn't happen.

>A man who was born blind receives his sight after Jesus puts clay on his eyes.
That didn't happen.

>Jesus feeds a crowd of five thousand people with only five loaves of bread and two fish.
Absolutely didn't happen.

>Jesus walks across the surface of the Sea of Galilee to reach his disciples in a boat.
Total fabrication.

>Jesus calls to a man named Lazarus who has been dead for four days, and he walks out of his tomb.
Didn't actually happen.

>Jesus dies on a cross and returns to life three days later, leaving an empty tomb.
Literally never happened.

>Jesus rises into the sky and disappears into a cloud while his followers watch.
Pure fiction.

>Tongues of fire rest on the heads of the apostles and they begin speaking in languages they never learned.
That certainly didn't happen.

>A bright light from heaven blinds Saul on the road to Damascus and a voice speaks to him.
Didn't happen.

>Peter and John heal a man who was unable to walk since birth at the temple gate.
Never actually occurred.

>An angel opens the heavy doors of a prison to let the apostles escape unnoticed.
That didn't happen either.

>Paul shakes a deadly viper off his hand into a fire and suffers no ill effects.
Complete myth.

>Dead people rise from their graves and walk through the city of Jerusalem after the crucifixion.
Absolutely didn't happen.
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>>18454365
>you weren't there so you can't deny it!
Were you there when it happened?
>no...
Then by your own logic you can't affirm it you retarded spic beaner animal.



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