>>18455321Why does nobody represent the midwit meme correctly? It should be 95-115-140+, not 55-100-140+do you fucktards even know what a midwit is?
>>18455321Does it? I'm not triggered by "Sky daddy bless you" personally
>>18455321It doesn't, if someone says God Bless you after I sneeze I just say thank you. Same as if someone wishes me Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah or Eid Mubarak (don't know if I spelled that right). I just say thank you, because I realize that person is just expressing good will towards me. There is no need to get into arguments about faith with random people IRL. Plus, the midwit meme isn't real and is a meme only used by midwits, ironically.
>>18455321How's that strawman you're shadowboxing? You winning?
>>18455321Because the person saying it isn't actually Christian. They're some beaner from twitter who has porn and spic Fuentes podcast open on another tab.
>>18455363You sound emotionally distressed. Have we hit a soft spot, anon?
Do christians get offended if I praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster and wish that you get touched by His noodly appendages? R'amen.
>>18455321This "meme" is stupid. Many unintelligent people are religious, likewise many unintelligent people are not. Many intelligent people are atheists, likewise many intelligent people are religious. Conflating IQ with spirituality is ironically a very unintelligent thing to do.
>>18455321I merely answer: I'm a believer in the mysteries of Satan.
>>18455479If they insist I invite them to Daemonic Rites.
>>18455480And if they're still not overjoyed I explain this leads to Life Eternal.
>>18455481If Life Eternal is not enough, I'm not sure what could they possibly want.
>>18455479>>18455480Why do believers of Satan always listen to bands for fat chicks that wear flannels around their waist?
>>18455486????? What are you talking about? We can always listen to Front Swein... >Muh beliefsOh, I'm a Kuro Shinto shaman/sorcerer
>>18455321I've taken up the habit of saying "gesundheit" whenever someone sneezes instead.Makes me feel more Germanic/Swiss.
>>18455362>Eid MubarakNo one knows what this is. Stop pretending like these random words mean anything to anyone.
>>18455486In the event that you're serious. I need you to pick a GOOD source to play these back, some medium grade Sennheiser or Beyerdynamic, or maybe your micro hifi if you got one. 1. Metallica, either Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets. This is very vanilla and has very 'suave' texture if sound. 2. Either Slipknot's first album, Soulfly's tasteful choice or sikilar. This is more raw and biting. 3. More punchy Thrash, like Slayer. Notice the texturing, here. (Yes, I know, Doom episode 3).4. Black metal in the guise of Watain, notice the textures on 'De Profundis' track.And while this was to pull your leg and make neverending jokes with metal covers, you're not a bot like I expected.(Yes, you need a good DAC and good tecording plus good speakers or phones).
>>18455525Sample track which I forgot, for maximum videogame experiencehttps://youtu.be/uuIAPU6Gpaw?si=syPHUtRU6GJnGojy
>>18455525>listen to these entry level fat chick bandsNo thanks. I grew up on Candlemass and Hellhammer. Congratulations on your bottom surgery though.
>>18455479>>18455480>>18455484Satan is a privation. The only people who even can attempt to worship him, are those who live with an abundance of sone kind. They are spoiled in some way, and have room to enjoy loss as a fantasy. No one truly "worships" Satan. They worship a characature, or imagining, of privations which evoke stimulating feelings. Once someone experiences true privation, they no longer seek it, nor carry it with them. The worship of Satan will always be a larp for most. Those who attempt to worship Satan, in some sort form of hubris or self indulgence, are degenerate by nature of their self indulgence, and they do not have eternal life. They instead face infinite nemesis, and are eventually eliminated.
>>18455529Most of the "serious" theistic Satanists don't literally worship the Christian notion of Satan, they typically say it's some other god that Christianity has slandered. Like Enki for example.
