Why did Romans worship penises so much?
they're fun. I fiddle around with mine as I scroll
Consequence of rejecting God
>>18465093Medieval Christians venerated Christ's foreskin
>>18465100Catholics aren’t Christian
>>18465081They're important
>>18465081The penis is good, it gives life.
>>18465100>seething athicuck can't restrain himself from mentioning Christians.
>>18465991Especially since christians also reject god to worship some human idol, its just that their human idol is significantly more obsessed with feet than penises.
>>18465081All pagans did this. Japan still does it, where they have penis parades. The ubiquitous carved penises are a form of prayer/devotion to the gods so they will help you with fertility and sexual function.I imagine it was also just thought of as funny, or at least not too serious.
fune
>>18465081>Dik funiThat's the basis of the male experience, if you don't get it you'll never will
>>18465081Penises are very aesthetic and beautiful when you think about it for a while. A strong, thick, and hard symbol of masculinity. What's not to admire?I'm straight btw
>>18466007Did you know: People were jerking it to futa centaur nearly one thousand years before Christ.https://www.jstor.org/stable/1357757https://www.persee.fr/doc/cchyp_0761-8271_1991_num_15_1_1245Example worship them as deityhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyamakui_no_Kami
>>18467117The tip can be pretty soft even while erect symbolising how men thrust forward into danger regardless of how vulnerable they are. Every part of the penis seems to symbolise an aspect of man
>>18465081>worshipOP is a drooling retard.>("haha, not really, I was just pretending to be retarded!")
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