What if Hitler accidentally got a BBC dildo stuck inside his ass and he lowkey couldn't get it out and it's just stuck there for the rest of his life?
>>18470669This is what happened though
Shalom.
>>18470669>waited to marry his supposed girlfriend 5 minutes before shooting himself>joined an organization full of zesty fags in his youth >fantasized about muscular and masculine marching men conquering Europe>employed the most faggot-coded European brand (Hugo Boss) to design his uniforms>gestured and talked with the emotionality of a woman in all his speeches>open evidence of crossdressing and gay sex among German soldiers across the armed forcesA thread died for this question with an obvious answer. He was obviously a sissy with a BBC dildo up there since getting released in 1925
Simple: OP is a faggot
I really hope my licence fee isn't going towards making dildos