>instills a brutal reign of terror and torture, murdering and imprisoning all public officials that were eyeing the throne during her husband's sickness That's so fucking hot...
>>18470812Tell me about the grains of barley.
>>18470817The impotent seething of a cuck incel whose livelihood was writing of the greatness of an imperial couple he secretly detested. Those stories are more sad than anything else.
>>18470812Do you think Theodora had indulged in BDSM back in her prostitute days and having a temporary regency as empress allowed her to relive that but with grandeur?
>>18470824>NOOOOOO, my hecking virtuous prostitute would never do that.
>>18470827I bet she laid some thick coils on the faces of some of his captives
>>18470920Even if you put doubt on her moral character, I am still highly skeptical about the mechanics of goose-fucking.
Regular reminder that there is no actual evidence it was Procopius who wrote The Secret History.
>>18470961>Even though she put three of her orifices to work she would impatiently reproach Nature for not making the holes in her nipples bigger than they were so that she could devise additional sexual positions involving them as well.True who in their right mind would put their name on this shit.
>>18470961I'll do you one better, there is no good evidence about the identity of any of the people in this mosaic aside from Justinian himself. "Belisarius" might very well be just a misidentified random senator.
>>18470970Didn't historians line up their physical descriptions with their features on the mosaic? That's the only justification I've heard and even then I'm not sure the legitimacy of the sources nor how much of their features were even described.Although for it to just be a random senator isn't plausiable. If he isn't Belisarius it's probably someone else relatively important like John the Cappadocian or Narses
>>18470812Justinian putting a literal jew whore on the throne was such a jewish move, you have to be impressed with how hard he tempted God to destroy Rome.
>>18471020It's the army, the senate and the church.
>>18470966holy shit romans invented nipple fucking before the japs?
>>18470970This is the case for many roman statues too, for instance the statues of Sulla and Gaius Marius we don't know whether they are actually Sulla and Gaius Marius, it's just a conjecture
>>18470812Find a girl who matches your energy!(In this case, the energy being "murderous tyrant")
Get you a woman that will create a secret police to keep you on the throne
