What is Noahidism really about, anyway?
>>18472115When you believe in Judaism but don't want to convert because you'll have to take on all 613 laws as well as get circumcized. So instead you become a Noahide, where you can join the Jewish community but not the Jewish nation (since that requires conversion) and only have to follow 7 simple laws instead of 613.
>>18472115It was an old Talmud thing that had some minimal discussion and was basically like the things that everybody in the world should follow. But lately it's gained a lot of traction because of the rebound from New Atheism and the fact that Christianity is so disappointing to so many people.It seems fine if you just want to think more about biblical morality, but also is a bit weird to identify as since there's no proper built-in community.
Everyone is ultimately children of Noah according to the Torah, the Talmud adds a bit of context to this by saying that Gentile don't need to follow all the Mitvah like Jews do but they should at bare minimum follow the 7 Noahide Laws if you want God to like you or whatever. This was further expanded upon with the Naohide movement that basically states that anyone can convert to Judaism if they really wanted to.
>>18472115Whether the 'no idols' rule can be implemented to outlaw Christianity
>>18472115Creating kike slaves.
>>18472115>What is Noahidism really about, anyway?At its core its just about believing jews are the people God loves most, and that the rest exist for their benefit.
>>18472115we wuz jooz an shie
>>18472115Considering that the Torah is supposed to be the guiding light to the nations, Noahidism is the Jews spitting in God's face and telling him that the gentiles don't deserve it.>See, I have taught you decrees and laws as the Lord my God commanded me, so that you may follow them in the land you are entering to take possession of it. Observe them carefully, for this will show your wisdom and understanding to the nations, who will hear about all these decrees and say, “Surely this great nation is a wise and understanding people.” What other nation is so great as to have their gods near them the way the Lord our God is near us whenever we pray to him? And what other nation is so great as to have such righteous decrees and laws as this body of laws I am setting before you today?
A way that allows a connection between the Jewish people and non-Jewish truth-seekers. It’s probably the most important religious movement of our time, and I’m happy to see it expanding and gaining popularity.
>>18472115You know how some Christians are like "we wuz da real jews"? It's basically that but without the long boring details and mental gymnastics.
>>18473721Gas yourself, you disgusting kike.
>>18472115It's for evangelicals who have finally figured out that jesus is actually the bit they like least.
>>18472478No. Noahidism does not revolve around Jews, it simply accepts that God has his own place and plan for us all, and we all will be better for it once we accept it.
>>18474909>Noahidism does not revolve around JewsYou can't be a noahide if you do not acknowledge jews are the chosen people who God ordained to rule the earth
>>18472121If the 5 monkeys can tell me why im not suppose to eat the bananas, I will consider there 613 laws. In the mean time, "Milah" means "word", and I'll watch my step, and look for good fruit.
>>18474942 I will give you the five moon keys of the house of sky daddy; whatever you build on earth will be added to the tower of babel.
>>18474927>ordained to rule the earthIt's the metaphors and phonetics that unite us. Whoever can hear his voice and understand his parables will be chosen.
>>18472115>hey goyim, why don't you be our slaves?And some retards actually said yes.
>>18473706Where does it say in the Torah that gentiles must become Jews?
>>18475044Why does following the Torah make you a Jew? It's just a legal code. If it's divinely revealed then clearly it should be implemented.
>>18472115Beheading Christians.
>>18475045Not all commandments in the Torah apply to everyone. Some are only for priests (kohens); some only for women; some only for men; and some only for Jews/Israelites.
>>18472171>>18472121Does anyone else find it bizarre that one of the seven Noahide laws is not to eat the flesh of a still-living animal?Like, was this really such a problem in the bronze age Levant that they needed to specifically ban this practice as one of the seven fundamental moral laws?
>>18475053There is nothing prohibiting you from following any mitzvah of the Torah that you can practically do. It's idiotic and chauvinistic to say otherwise. The entire reason why you have the law code in the first place is so that others imitate it.
>>18475151People today still torture animals because they think it makes the meat magically taste better.
>>18475155If you don't fulfill all the necessary conditions then it doesn't even count as a mitzvah. For example, it is technically a mitzvah to write a divorce document if you are getting divorced. That doesn't mean you should get divorced. The point is to do what is right given the situation. IF you are getting divorced, then write the document. IF you are a priest and there is a Temple, you should perform the animal sacrifices. IF you are a Jew, you should keep the Sabbath because it is the sign of the covenant between God and Israel.Here's a question: Do you think Adam and Eve were supposed to keep the Sabbath? What about Noah?
>>18475195Why are you people so fucking retarded?
>>18475195>>18475155You Jew shits don't follow the Mosaic Law given by God to make you holy so that you will not be destroyed, and your Talmud is a sick heresy. There is nothing holy about any of you, you are nothing but a den of perverse vipers, a true synagogue of a satan.
>>18475202Why do you think God has punished them? They shut the door of the Kingdom of Heaven in people's face, nor do they go in.
>>18472121>613 laws>three of them are seething at AmalachadsLmao
>>18475200>>18475202No argument?
>>18475209The argument is self-evident. You think following the Torah is all about rewards, but it's not. It's about virtue and purity. God did not give the Jews the Torah to hide it and keep it to themselves, but to practice it, and teach it to the nations. A refusal to do so because it's "too hard" is a direct betrayal of the mission. Whichever mitzvot every Jew has to perform, let it be done for the gentile.
>>18475211Your yoke, the Law, is not the burden of any but jews to bear, and you are required to do it to ensure that you are found holy by the righteous, so that they will not be able to righteously kill you. Do not think you can enslave the world under the terms of your own enslavement, jew.
>>18475211>You think following the Torah is all about rewardsI never mentioned rewards. The purpose is to follow the Torah the way it is meant to be followed, but you have a strange idea that every commandment applies to everyone. There is no basis for this in the Hebrew Bible.>A refusal to do so because it's "too hard"Never said that either.>but to practice it, and teach it to the nationsYes, to teach that God created the world, and to spread the values and principles of the Torah. That includes keeping commandments that apply to you. Can you find any instance in the Bible where God requires a gentile to keep the Sabbath or Kosher laws? Notice, they were only ever punished by God for things like idolatry and murder, which are universal prohibitions.
>>18475202A chunk of the laws aren't practiced since they require the temple and priests. The rest are practiced, at least by the Orthodox. Conservatives pick and choose while Reform either pick and choose or more commonly, straight up don't give a shit about them at all.
>>18475223Think about what it would take for a group of jews to be undeniably regarded by anyone as holy... they'd need to be paragons of virtue, charitable to a fault, self sacrificing, devoted to serving their communities, without any thought of falsehood. Exactly the opposite of what their heretical Talmud teaches them to behave like. They're absolutely abhorrent, murderous, conniving, deceitful, and wholly untrustworthy... exactly the opposite of holy, and they are fooling nobody, especially not God.
>>18475045The Catholic Church dogmatically declared at the Council of Florence that to observe the Mosaic Law after the promulgation of the Gospel is a mortal sin and those who do are alien to the Christian faith and in a state of damnation.The ceremonies of the Old Law pointed to Christ. To observe them after the promulgation of the Gospel is to deny indeed that Christ has come and fulfilled them, as St. Thomas Aquinas has pointed out:>“...the ceremonies of the Old Law foreshadowed Christ as having yet to be born and to suffer: whereas our sacraments signify Him as already born and having suffered. Consequently, just as it would be a mortal sin now for anyone, in making a profession of faith, to say that Christ is yet to be born, which the fathers of old said devoutly and truthfully; so too it would be a mortal sin now to observe those ceremonies which the fathers of old fulfilled with devotion and fidelity.”Summa Theologica, Pt. I-II, Q. 103, A. 4
>>18474985It is not slavery to better the world through the laws of Noah, preparing for the World to Come.
>>18475408>The Catholic Church dogmatically declared at the Council of Florence that to observe the Mosaic Law after the promulgation of the Gospel is a mortal sin and those who do are alien to the Christian faith and in a state of damnation.Your Pope dines with trannies and lets adulterers receive communion. No one gives a FUCK about what Rome says. Kill yourself.
>>18475221Again, you're retarded. And this is why you people will never find peace on this earth so long as you think the way you do.
>>18472115Noahidism is basically disassociation of the self for some external created entity that you hallucinate as a mirror of your self, but according to rules that others set. This is the essence of his mind control technique. Others get to define your sense of self without you even realizing it, because you think it's just external and allow others to tell you what it is.Christianity is supposed to be the reassociation of this same process. You're supposed to remember who and what you actually are, so you aren't fooled by such mind control techniques. However, Rome uses Christianity to spread more mind control. That doesn't mean Rome is inherently Noahide, but rather Rome adopted Noahidism from other groups that refined it.The long history is that the heartland of the Silk Road was a Narco Empire, and drugs and philosophy in response to drug experiences were used in tandem to influence people. From this emerges the the metaphysics necessary to create Noahidism. Akhenaten's monism may be a result of this same idea and also descend from the Iranian steppe, since the Hyksos invasion was before that period of Egyptian history.
>>18475676>This is the essence of his*essence of this
>>18472115censoring the word God because its a naughty no no>>18472121if boomers knew about this every one of them would sign up immediately. I knew some guy who converted and pissed off his ex-wife. typical boom boom shit.
Through Noahidism, good deedsThrough good deeds, MashiachThrough Mashiach, The World to Come
>>18476287>MashiachNo such thing. Doesn't exist. Can't exist.>NoahidismA fantasy invented by schizos. Your imaginary friend never handed down any laws. The Torah is a work of fiction.