The idea that we somehow spent any amount of time or energy digging up or foraging for tiny 'food' items instead of hunting and killing things is preposterous and I'm tired of people accepting that this is something we did on the regular.The invention of agriculture and grain was by mere accident.
>>18473618Women would not be out in the fields hunting with us, what if a wildebeest raped them?
>>18473618Kill yourself, retard.
>>18473618we literally have access to the routines of modern day hunter gatherer tribes and they do in fact spend most of their time gathering
Only a citynigger who never saw a patch of grass that wasn't planted and maintained by a municipal gardener would think it's bizarre to just reach up and pull a piece of fruit off a treat and eat it.
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>>18473635It's right there my guy. Why would you get into hand to hand combat with a buffalo when there's an apple tree full to bursting within arms reach?
for me its the poorfag cope food that saved civilisation
>>18473619fuck that's hot
>>18473664No what's hot is a hunter girl going off to chase an animal down all alone and getting pounded by a hairy muscled up beast of a man from another tribe. Imagine the smell. Close your eyes and imagine it, the moaning, the slapping noises, the struggle, she finally gives in and embraces it because of how aroused she is, the rhythmic motions, in and out, imagine the cum dripping out after he's finished. Imagine her going back to her tribe beet red.
>>18473656Buffalo is more nutritious and lasts longer.
>>18473667Hey guys! Did you know that in terms of sheer sexual ferocity and power, Neanderthal women put Humans away. Female Neanderthals had an average hip circumference of 70 inches (almost 6 feet around!) with hip adductor and pelvic floor muscles that outsize and outpower some of the most experienced modern male weightlifters, it's estimated an adult Neanderthal woman could easily hip thrust 315 lbs. for reps and put full intent into each thrust. Although this sounds great, remember that (depending on positioning) it can take as little as 2000 newtons (450 lbs.) to disrupt a pelvic ring. While Neanderthals may not be able to sustain long aerobically demanding activities she can certainly stop to catch her breath while holding onto you with her massive quads and abductors before initiating again with each go-around being more impactful than the last. The vaginal contractions alone would be able to lift you off the floor like a vice. If you even try to pull out of these kegel queens, her grip (which has been recorded to be able to break bone) and widen pectoral muscles would allow her to pin you down for excruciating amounts of time all while aggressively pounding into your pubic bone like a hydraulic press. It's not a quite experience obviously, Neanderthals were found to have been able make loud high-pitched howls and shrieks similar to coyotes and were probably very vocal during coitus.
>>18473668>meat>lasts longer than apples on a tree
>>18473670oh my god that's so fucking hot. i'm so jealous of my ancestors. i'd fight a bunch of neanderthal men to the death to have that experience. imagine her vaginal contractions in doggy style though. just grabbing onto her big ass and literally being unable to pull out.
>>18473675You can spend a month, knawing away at the marrow in bones from a decomposed animal carcass and get more nutrients than from 20 apples.
>>18473678Imagine pleading with her to not make you nut inside but she wraps her massive legs around your waist and forces you even deeper into her primeval cooch.
>>18473681plead? why would i plead. never once have i been inside of a woman and not finished inside. i can't do it, it's biologically impossible for me to do so. my brain goes numb before i even get the chance. no, her neandussy would be overflowing with my cream
>>18473670thanks, now i wanna fuck the bitch from the croodzi come here to lurk for good discussion and i just find more shit to fuck me up
>>18473679>eating month old meat Ok my guy. You do that and show us how it goes.
>>18473694https://youtu.be/6iI5DlDYGfA?si=JhTIcIkinT0-7S6P
>>18473711Yeah, this guy looks great. Really like the catatonic speech pattern he's got going on.
>>18473711>eating rotten old meat turns you schizo and baldGreat argument.
>>18473619I would have watched in the bushes
>>18473675Maybe you weren't aware but yes it really does.Specifically, meat is able to be preserved through various means available and known to stone age man. Including smoking, drying, even burial.So that's just what they did.Apples don't really fit the bill in this regard, you could allow them to ferment naturally if you want I guess.
>>18473618Huge Napoleonic and America Civil War armies could survive on foraging there's no reason while a tribe of less than 200 people can't
>>18473668and its also far more dangerous to get and requires far more effort, especially when you remember for most of humanitys time as hunter gathers, they didn't have access to shit like horses meaning you really really needed to plan out hunts in advance, meanwhile with plants they are far easier to get, this isn't even unique to us since any animal that also eats both meat and plants typically eats plants more often, just look at bears (witht he exception of polar bears) as an example of this
>>18475568"Foraging" armies in the Napoleonic and Civil Wars were taking food of peasants, they were looting entire granaries, not picking mushrooms and nuts off the woodland floor
