It seems like he was serious business 24/7.
>>18477199>he was serious because le artists depicted him that wayArtists don't know any better. Isa was one with God. He was always blissful. Always smiling and laughing.How would you feel if you remembered you're one with God?
>>18477199>Did Jesus have a sense of humor?JESUS CHRIST'S SENSE OF HUMOUR SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN WRY AND DRY, JUDGING BY SOME PASSAGES IN THE GOSPELS —EXEMPLI GRATIA: WHEN HE FEIGNED INDIFFERENCE TO THE FACT THAT THE WINE HAD RAN OUT DURING THE WEDDING PARTY, OR WHEN THE WEALTHY MERCHANT APPROACHED HIM, ASKING HIM WHAT HE HAD TO DO TO BE SAVED.
He called edgelords the sons of thunder, but very few get it
>>18477229explain it then
>>18477236Sorry no pearls before swine
>>18477240>look at my ego
>>18477236He was teasing some disciples who asked him to throw thunderbolts on the pharisees
>>18477222>IsaPrince Izas of Edessa in 60's AD Jerusalem is not the same person as Jesus, adoptee of Virgin Mary.Izas also adopted Judaism due to the Edessans having traditions since the contact with the Babylonian exiles,- but the Messiah tradition goes back to the Massylii kingship being adopted by the Gaetulians when David was forced by Saul to adopt away his firstborn to the namesake of the tribe of Gad, which was the Gaetulian salt-traders which Gad's mother came from and which Jacob-Israel had to hide from the Pharaoh.The Messiah-lineage was set aside into the family of the "Lord of my Lord" of Davids faith because the Gaetulians adhered to Siwa Amunism, which was within the Osirian faith that Israel also belonged to.Christian/Israelite prayers end with "Amen" because Amun/Amun-Ra/Amun-Babi was the primary prayer-target of the various branches of northern mediterranean Osirians outside of the Nile itself.
>>18477600>northern mediterraneannorthern, mediterranean-facing
>>18477199He might've had one, but the Gospels obviously weren't intended to show Jesus' comedian career
>>18477600>oh, no... you can't say his real name for reasons
>>18477690Jesus' 6th great grandfather was named Gaia/Gala, which is why when Juba II was adopted by the Bithyno-grecophile Gaius Julius III Caesar,- he named his second son Gaia-Zeus to honor them saving his lineage, a name which is audibly identical to the greek greeting "Geia sous" ("Hello there") as well as the eastern-med name "Yeshu".Juba II specifically wrote a book on etymology and the degeneration of words btw.
Well... he nicknamed his followers as sons of thunder when they told him to smite down non-believers. He also nicknamed Simon as Peter (rock) which is a pretty fitting description when you see how mentally dull he is, golem like.
>>18477715>superstitious jewish retard (matthew15:16) disciples ask Gaia-Zeus to smite the non-believers>Gaia-Zeus gives them a sarcastic nickname because they think he's Zeushonestly based of Jesus to raise an army of barely functioning biblethumpers against the Pharisaic leaders who let judaism and Israel turn into a superstitious blob of anti-medicine astrologers.
