While Jerusalem was still in flames, Titus loaded the holy vessels of the destroyed Temple aboard a ship for transport to Rome so he could parade the spoils of his victory. On the sea a violent gale sprang up, threatening to sink the ship. Titus cried out, “The God of the Jews may have dominion over the waters, but if He is really mighty let Him come up on dry land and fight with me.” Whereupon a heavenly voice proclaimed, “Sinner and son of a sinner! There is a tiny creature in the world called a gnat. Go up on dry land and wage war with that!”. The storm subsided, and the ship proceeded on its way.When Titus landed at Ostia, a gnat flew into his nose and entered his brain. The insect remained inside Titus’s head for seven years, buzzing incessantly. The suffering was intolerable. One day, as Titus was passing a blacksmith’s shop, the gnat heard the clanging of the hammer and ceased its activity. Believing that a remedy had been found, Titus ordered a blacksmith to hammer before him each day. If the blacksmith was a non-Jew, he would be given four coins; if a Jew, he would be told that it was compensation enough to see the suffering of his enemy. However, the remedy worked for only thirty days because the gnat grew accustomed to the hammering and resumed its buzzing.The gnat grew in size each day, feeding on Titus’s brain until it finally caused his death. Physicians who opened his skull found a two-pound creature resembling a sparrow with a beak of brass and claws of iron, and they placed it in a bowl.Titus’s remains were cremated. In accordance with his dying command, his ashes were carried to distant places and scattered over the seven seas so that the God of the Jews would not be able to find him and bring him to trial for the destruction of the Temple.
Jews love their revenge stories! Any meals where eat his body parts to prove our divine status as God's Chosen?
>>18478112It's very bizarre when Jews tell me the Talmud is the oral torah from Moses himself but then it contains things like this.
>>18478112There's nothing scarier in life than being the enemy of the Most High. Truly those who fear him are the most wise.
>>18478853>the most high>Yaldaboath Pick one.
>>18478853Zeus is the most high not Yahweh-Typhon. Cope
>>18478910>>18478914Lel.
>>18478914The Father is the most high, not YHWH or Zeus or any other name for the Demiurge.
>>18478344Which Jews tell you that?
>>18480227Zeus is the father of men and gods. Cope
>>18480252Behold, the True Father is the Monad unbegotten, dwelling in Light unapproachable; He is the boundless Depth, without name, without form, and without beginning.Speak not of Zeus, that false idol of the gentiles! For Zeus is but a prince of the lower air, a demon born of the flesh, and entangled in the lusts of this corruptible sphere. The True God fashioned not this prison of matter, nor doth He hurl thunderbolts like a blind and petulant Archon. Zeus is of the Demiurge, a worldly ruler of darkness; but the True Father is eternal Spirit, wholly alien to the filth of Olympus and the ignorance of this perishing world.
>>18480252Prometheus created humans dumb fuck.
>>18480243All of them I get into religious debates with
