Can Protestant denominations such as Evangelicals even be considered Christian?
>>18478301Dispensationalism is their heresy, it was invented in the 1830s, and I agree they're not Christian.
>>18478301They don't even have altar boys to sodomize, how can they consider themselves christian
>>18478301wow, it's almost like believing in jewish fables has consequences.by being less christian like a catholic, you become more sane and virtuous in regards to the middle east
What is the bare minimum to be considered a Christian?
>>18478442Recognizing that the body of Christ is the one true living God, formed of its members.
>>18478445That's not in the Bible.
>>18478442Being baptized in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
>>18478470This is the correct answer.>>18478445Disregard the fringe cultist Nazi.
>>18478470>the penitent thief died pagan
>>18478470Even when it's done without the consent of the person being baptised?
>>18478442The real answer to this question is having a particularly high reverence for christ
>>18478470>trinitarianismUnnecessary.
>>18478470
>>18478458You can't be a Christian if you don't recognize the Christian God
>>18478489That's not what you said. Nice motte and bailey you dumb jew.
>>18478492But that is what I said. 1 Corinthians 12:12-27>>18478470Baptism can not be said to have been effective if it does not result in one seeing the light, recognizing the body of Christ as the one true living God. Otherwise its just a pointless, vain ritual.
>>18478445>we wuz God's body o algoDumb ESL spic
>>18478520By all means, worship a devil if that floats your boat, but doing so won't save you or the world from hell.
>>18478523Jesus Christ is God. Go back to your tranny discord amigo. You probably weren't even raised Christian. You just converted because you thought you'd get a tradwife or whatever they sold your stupid ass.
>>18478528Yes, good clarification, I was referring to the Jesus Christ, and not some other Christ. Of course, you do know what a Christ is, right?
>>18478301Christians>Catholics>Orthodox>Ethiop/Malankara>Asian NestoriansEverything else>Satanic LARPing
>>18478301A bunch of idol worshipping C*tholics in ITT. Go pray to a piece of toast with the Virgin Mary's face on it or something.
>>18478528Jehovah is God, Jesus is his Son
>>18478558just because you got dragged to a church for your sister's wedding two years ago does not make you a christian, diego
>>18478561You're a Biblical literalist that believes the Earth is 6,000 years old, and that God put dinosaur bones in the earth just as a funny prank
>>18478574Lol, lmfao even. Just be a Muslim, or a jew already.
>>18478583The Bible says nowhere that God is triune, he is one person
>>18478532You don't worship God. You worship your race >>18478561You don't worship God. You worship the state of Israel.>>18478574You barely count as a monotheist.
>>18478582>You're a Biblical literalist So were most educated theologians up to the 17th century lol
>>18478586Yes, the body of Christ, the one true living God, is one whole.
>>18478590the slumdog steps forth from the favela to opine on a religion he can't even drag his pre-diabetic ass to a mass for
>>18478596That's not in the Bible you dumb ESL.
>>18478596The body of Christ is the universal congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses>>18478590I worship one person, I am therefore a monotheistHow many persons do you worship ? Yeah I thought so.
>>18478590>worshipNot an authentic aspect of Christianity, salvation can not be achieved through worship and it is sacralidge for the body of Christ, the one true living God, to worship anything.
>>18478599You're not a Christian. It's just a vessel for you to shill your /pol/racist politics.
>>18478603Salvation is by worshipping Jehovah alone, whom we approach through the spilt blood of his Son (the true tabernacle)
>>18478592No. Most Church Fathers were not Biblical literalists, some of them even doubted that the story in genesis took place literally. Augustine, De doctrina christiana III.11-12: “Matters which seem like wickedness to the unenlightened, whether merely spoken or actually performed, whether attributed to God or to people whose holiness is commended to us, are entirely figurative. Such mysteries are to be elucidated in terms of the need to nourish love.”
>>18478607why do you worship the church fathers, idolater?
>>18478581>Projection intensifies!>it's not very effective
>>18478601>That's not in the BibleIt is, but you wouldn't know that because you never read it.
>>18478607Yeah sorry anon but I'm going to respect the opinion of a Catholic bishop over some taco goblin that's just embarrassed by evangelicals
>>18478613>you've never read it>hold on I have to Google it myself really quickWhat a retard.
Catholic leaders rape children and then the church covers it upBut tradcaths want you to ignore that, like the satanists they are
>>18478607>some of them even doubted that the story in genesis took place literally.So children don't need to be baptised to protect them from original sin, got it
>>18478610I don't worship them. The apostles taught the early Church Fathers
>>18478615>I'm going to respect the opinion of a child molester
>>18478558Calling someone you don't like satanic is an extremely protestant thing to do
>>18478602>The body of Christ is the universal congregation of Jehovah's WitnessesMeaningless drivel because you deny the Spirit, which collected into the body of Christ, reunites God's children with their heavenly father.
>>18478619Where does it say in the Bible that original sin is even real, or that baptism takes it away?
>>18478620proof?
>>18478618Those priests earned those boys.What's the eternal salvation of hundreds vs some fruitcake teen that was probably going to grow up faggot anyway
>>18478624The Spirit is the one who draws all true believers into the body
>>18478622>>18478625A literalist interpretation of Old Testament events was hardly limited to the Catholic Church
>>18478626common sense, who do you think set up the Christian church? It's certain that the earliest Chuch Fathers were either taught by the apostles, or taught by people who were taught by the apostles.
>>18478617Lol, your mental gymnastics are hilarious
>>18478638That's not what that phrase means, ESL.
>>18478611struck a nerve didn't it lol
>>18478633nice deflectionthe apostles were all dead by thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW7jqmx7Jg0
>>18478630And from whence did the Spirit come to be in the flesh, requiring salvation only the Son could provide?
>>18478642>Says something retarded>Has his retardation pointed out>'Struck a nerve didn't it lol'How closely related were your parents?
>>18478640How would you know? English not being your first language, I don't expect you to understand most sayings. I on the other hand, have you utterly outmatched in the realm of English parlance.
>>18478646what will you latch onto once your based christbro phase ends
>>18478649>punctuation mistakes while berating another anon for correctly identifying him as ESLKEK
>>18478660>punctuation mistakesLol, no. You are just inept.
>>18478662you are brown
>>18478665Buddy, you lost again... every time you give up on addressing the content (because you can't win on those grounds) you admit you lost.
It's weird how religion threads have become even more retarded that ones about ethnic groups
>>18478672Religion threads are basically the same as the ones about ethnicity because you have mentally ill faggots like this posting here shilling their "Christianity is only for white people" satanic bullshit.
>>18478677Your christovagina blog is retarded so I really don't know why you insist on spamming it in every thread.
>>18478679How did you immediately recognize that site's format and posting styles? Oh yeah it's because you're a shill that's been shitting up the board for years now. Here, have another gem that's literally word for word what you post here:
>>18478681Because you spam your christovagina blog all the time, obviously.
>>18478684How many white trash family members do you have in jail?
>>18478688You do realize you're strawmanning, right? That your rediculous blog has got nothing to do with me?
>>18478691>rediculous
>>18478691>ESL is seething so hard he ran out of EnglishSo which Latin American flavor of wignat are you? Bolivian? Argensimian?
>>18478704>>18478699You lost buddy, better luck next time.
>>18478654see >>18478611
>>18478596Arianism.
>>18478804>Arianismits not, but thanks for playing
>>18478807Charting Jesus proceeding from the Father in any way that could be confused with or compared to the Angels is Arianism. The Angels were created by God at a certain date post-creation. Jesus and the Father have always existed at the same time as one another.
>>18478816>in any way that could be confused with or compared to the Angelsyour projecting that onto it, He is the only begotten Son, after all.
>>18478558>Mono/Miaphysites are Christian but protestants aren't.I don't think God would be so anal about this nonsense anyway.
>>18478301More Christian than cathshits who worship a communist pedophile.
So many of these comments prove the catholic church was correct in gatekeeping the bible from common folk.
>>18478442Being able to truthfully recite the Nicene Creed.
>>18478301Your skin is the same color as shit. Have fun burning.
>>18478709answer the question
>>18478960>Christianity is when you hate shitskins /pol/tranny retard
They are, but they are a special breed that creates megachurches and circus-like stage performances that the other denominations view as extremely cringe.
>>18478442Put on a cross and claim your a Christine the bar of entry is low these days. It’s not like it’s some ancient mystery school. I’m not even Christian but I know more of the Bible narratives than a lot of the so called Christians I worked with.
>>18479038Why the hate on trans people given how highly the New Testament speaks of eunuchs?
>>18478607Augustine only argued about the meaning of “days.” He still believed that Adam and Eve were real people and that there really was a global flood.Actual allegorization of the Bible would be something like “Jesus never existed, his story was an allegory.” But I know none of you have the balls to take that stance.
every c*tholic circlejerk thread I see only makes me feel more vindicated in my protestant beliefs. and I shan't elaborate further.
>>18479038>burning down strawmen>>18479215>>18479038>it literally can't stop thinking of trannies
