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>rekt by war, plague, famine, and also just randomly kill a quarter of humanity lol
>rekt by earthquakes and meteorites
>rekt by storms and more earthquakes lol
>lmao have another meteorite
>destroys a 3rd of the world a 3rd of the plants and animals
>have a poison meteorite this time fags
>turns the sun and moon off
>one more meteorite that releases roided up locusts to fuck shit up
>paroles 4 fallen angels so that they can kill another 3rd of humanity (is that a 3rd of humanity before God chimps out or after Death kills 25%?)
>takes potshots at the earth with the Ark of the Covenant
>Satan throws a third of the stars at the earth because why not? It was okay when God did it
>steel cage match in heaven between Michael and the Satan
>wtf no way! the good guys win!?
>ENTER knockoff Leviathan
>he talks MAD SHIT on God
>moar shit gets rekt
>ENTER knockoff Behemoth
>God has his followers make wine
>IT'S FUCKING BOWL TIME
>Satan worshipers get itchy rashes oof
>turns the sea into blood for the lolz
>the sun sets people on fire
>turns the sun off again lol
>yet more earthquakes
>somehow all of this didn't kill the devil worshippers who build New Babylon
>New Babylon gets rekt lol
>everyone praises God for turbo nuking everything
>God throws the devil and his two kaiju into hell for 1000 years so that they can fuck more shit up later because God isn't done having fun
>post timeskip: the devil's back so let's have the world end again
>yet another battle but I swear it's the last one guys
>devil gets thrown into hell for like the 3rd time
>Jesus comes back for real
>God FINALLY decides to delete original sin
>teh edn

Not even the Old Testament God was this schizo. The seals, the trumpeters, the bowls. Just how many times does He have to destroy the earth and also let it get destroyed? If you tally everything up, doesn't God and His angels do more destruction? Why fuck up everything?

I think I just had a revelation of my own. God is just a kid playing Sim City 2000.
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Anonymous
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>>18480858
>God is just a kid playing Sim City 2000
Lol. I didnt read the set up, but I'm glad I skipped down to the punchline.
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