> Be Hector> Champion of Troy, defender of the high walls> Spend all morning putting on polished bronze armor> Walk out to the battlefield to challenge the Greeks to honorable combat> Achilles steps out> He isn't holding a spear> He prints out a giant tablet depicting me as the virgin onions next to a Chad depiction of a wooden horse> The entire Greek army starts hitting their shields chanting "L + ratio + no maidens + touch bronze"> My morale is shattered> I forfeit the cityWhat did history mean by this?