>you can't hold your girlfriend's hand because Saint Alfredo Linguini said so
>>18487490God has always allowed men to have concubines. There's no law against it and he has never condemned anyone for having them. It is a sin to fornicate, which means to have sex with random people who you have no relationship with. But you don't have to be married to have sex with a woman who you have taken for yourself. There's no law that says you can only have sex with a woman you married.
>>18487490At this point I am convinced that every single internet tradlarper would have been burnt at the stake for heresy in the Middle Ages. Literally none of their stances are actually “traditional” or even compatible with historic Christianity.
>>18487490>I demand that you cut off your son's penis skin as soon as he is born, but you better not kiss your girlfriend before you sign the government contract!
>>18487544Kissing is extremely unhygienic to be fair.