modern Christians are just as new age as any neopagan. you have nothing in common with a Christian from the era when Christ walked the Earth. Any traditions you've developed over the 2000 years since have been absconded in the last two centuries. Divorce is permitted among all mainstream Christian denominations now, in fact you could say divorce is the most popular Christian tradition in the modern age. If you're orthodox, your church is under the thumb of its respective government. If you're Catholic, your modern popes are all heretics. If you're high church protestant, your traditions and morals literally change between generations, if you're low church or evangelical, you're just making things up. If you're any of these, you're new age.
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