Guys I'm not sure if anyone thought of this before but like,If I join the amish can I just get a virgin tradwife?
I dont think it works that way. I think you have to be born into it or actually embrace their traditions.
>>18732747Well at this point I don't really like the way technology is going and I would like to get out into the real world.
>>18732741https://archived.moe/his/thread/18725500/#q18725500>>18725500https://archived.moe/his/thread/18710913/#q18722756>>18710913>>18722756
>>18733602>Even though Amish and Old Order Mennonites were originally a minority group within the Pennsylvania Dutch-speaking population, today they form the vast majority. According to sociologist John A. Hostetler, less than 10 percent of the original Pennsylvania Dutch population was Amish or Mennonite.[citation needed]While most German-Americans eventually integrated with wider society and dropped their ancestral tongues, a certain subset of Germanics who are extremely resistant to change did not get with that program. Those hundreds-of-thousands of Pennsylvania Dutch speakers today all look something like this.
>>18732741You cannot enter Amish society, they are stingier with conversions than the Jews
>>18732741Sure! You can also get a one way ticket to the eternal burn pit. Stupid shitfrog.
>>18733604Why did Slavic Ukrainians and Chechens massacre German Mennonites in 1917-1919?Ukrainian Slavs massacred German Mennonites in 1919https://www.husj.harvard.edu/books/makhno-and-memory-anarchist-and-mennonite-narratives-of-ukraines-civil-war-19171921>Nestor Makhno has been called a revolutionary anarchist, a peasant rebel, the Ukrainian Robin Hood, a mass-murderer, a pogromist, and a devil. These epithets had their origins in the Russian Civil War (1917–21), where the military forces of the peasant-anarchist Nestor Makhno and Mennonite colonists in southern Ukraine came into conflict. In autumn 1919, Makhnovist troops and local peasant sympathizers murdered more than 800 Mennonites in a series of large-scale massacres.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eichenfeld_massacre#Massacre>Between 8 November and 18 December 1919, 827 Mennonites were murdered in the insurgent-occupied colonies, accounting for two-thirds of all Mennonites murdered during the war.[33] Further massacres were documented at Blumenort,[34] in Sagradowka, where insurgents indiscriminately killed over 200 Mennonite men, women and children,[35] and Borosenko, where no Selbstschutz unit had ever been present.[36] The massacres were finally brought to an end in 1920, after the defeat of the insurgents and subsequent conquest of Ukraine by the Red Army,[37] but hundreds more Mennonites would starve to death during the famine of 1921–1922 that followed.[38]Chechens massacred German Mennonites in Khasavyurt in 1917-1918https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paзpyшeниe_Хacaвюpтahttps://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A0%D0%B0%D0%B7%D1%80%D1%83%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D0%A5%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%8E%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heмeцкиe_кoлoнии_в_Дaгecтaнehttps://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9D%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%86%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8_%D0%B2_%D0%94%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B5
>>18732741You can't join the Amish.
>>18733610>The Eichenfeld massacre was a 1919 attack against the Mennonite colonists of Eichenfeld by the Revolutionary Insurgent Army of Ukraine. Rising tensions between the native Ukrainian peasantry and Mennonite landowners had culminated with attacks on the latter, as insurgents took control of southern Ukraine and began carrying out reprisals against those that had collaborated with the Central Powers and the White movement.>In October 1919, Eichenfeld, a village of the Jasykowo sub-colony that had previously played host to a notable Selbstschutz detachment, was targeted for reprisals by the insurgents and local collaborators. The insurgents carried out a campaign of executions against the village's landowners and their adult sons, starting a series of anti-Mennonite massacres perpetrated by the insurgents until their defeat at the hands of the Red Army, which brought an end to the violence.
>>18733614Mennonites in Mexico, US and Alberta, Canada all work with Mexican drug cartels to smuggle drugs in cheese wheels.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/religious-beliefs-keeping-some-mennonite-children-out-of-school-1.232867https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/lost-canadians-legislation-1.6591737https://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/thursday-may-15-2025-episode-transcript-1.7536317https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/manitoba-covid-19-stanley-winkler-morden-southern-health-wfpcbc-cbc-1.6192673https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/the-aih-transcript-for-april-29-2025-1.7523581Mennonites and Amish also run animal abuse dog puppy mills in addition to child rape.
>>18732741>>18732747>>18733607>>18733611The Amish don't want outsiders to talk about their incest child rape or puppy mill animal abuse.Mennonites don't want you to talk about those and their drug smuggling with cartels and environmental damage with deforestation.Old Mennonites will refuse you.You are only allowed to join the water downed version which is basically just ordinary Protestant sect.
>>18734164Old Order Mennonites
>>18733608um stick up the butt department?
>>18733614Based red army saving trad white Christians from the eternal hohol
>>18733602What were so many germans doing all over slav territory anyway?
>>18734373>>18731297
>>18735250I never even heard about this. I always thought germanys wings were always there. Kinda makes more sense/right that they were expelled when poland became a state.
>>18732741I hope you like hard work.
>>18733602
>>18732741Amish men rape their infant daughters so no they aren't virgins when they get married.
>>18732752Move to Sentinel island
>>18733620>>18734164>>18737109where do you people get this idea?
>>18737866>>18733610https://x.com/DEAD888ROKE/status/1901599826921361497Also mass breeding of Dog breeds which means inbred dogs and dogs with disabilities. So pretty much the Amish in a nutshell minus the dog part.https://x.com/hollowearthterf/status/1897379937348460822It is, lots of rape, incest, and molestationhttps://x.com/plaguedpigeon/status/1897683150249000977And child and elder abuse toohttps://x.com/hollowearthterf/status/1897424359716782349They rarely go to jail because the victims are threatened by the community to not testifyhttps://x.com/hollowearthterf/status/1897335132442574924so true! as long as theyre not trying to immigrate we should be just fine with them raping their daughters!https://x.com/hollowearthterf/status/1897337488408240425they are NOT in jail, most amish men will never be arrested for these crimes, the government just lets them do what they want so long as it doesn't affect the non amishhttps://x.com/nottakinyoufr/status/1897671252636012943https://x.com/Butwhythough12/status/1897660109620187618They do. There are multiple accounts. Not so fun fact, isolated communities facilitate abusers. Isolation is literally the playbookhttps://x.com/Butwhythough12/status/1897746613063581983Wow. The vehemence with which you deny the possibility seems a little suspicious
>>18732741If getting a virgin tradwife is all you care about why not opt for Orthodox Judaism or Traditional Catholicism or something?