I shoved a water bottle for the first time a while ago and after a couple of minutes of trying to push the thick hard neck in my ass I finally managed to do it and the moment I did I instantly came
It was honestly really degrading and embarassing
>>2693844how try with a dildo, don't be shy anon
my first time with a dude i could barely get erect, he farted and almost shat on my dick while he was on grindr chatting with someone else making a dick appt for later lmfao
I pissed in a condom a few times then jerked off in it. It was crazy hot until I got a urinary tract infection. I'm weirdly not embarrassed about drinking my own piss once in a while, drinking other guys piss, and sucking my own dick
>>2693843had sex with a closeted hick. I topped first, but he shat all over my dick and balls. he cleaned me off in his shower that didn't have hot water. I blocked him on everything, but he bought a new phone just to hit me up again, so I blocked him again. you might think masc bottoms are hot, but they don't know what cleaning out/douching is, so it's pretty much guaranteed shit dick.
>>2693853OMFG...the moment he pulled out his phone I'd have left that asshole (literally) without saying Goodbye.You should've tried to see who he picked up, and written them telling them "Don't fuck him unless you want a mess all over your dick"
>>2693857Seems a little odd that you'd get a UTI from your own piss, that came out of that same dick.More people are into drinking piss, at least occasionally, than will ever admit to it, don't be bothered by that
>>2693844How would something be embarrassing if you were by yourself?
>>2693843You posted that on Baby Jesus's birthday OMG
>>2693843what the fuck does ecco2k's 2019 album "e" have to do with any of this...
>>2696124double k crystals kiss my nuts
>>2693857I did that once. I saw a video of someone pissing in a condom and wanted to try, I've always had a piss fetish. I used a condom that had been in a jacket pocket for long enough to be expired and did it over my bathtub to avoid a mess. When I realized it felt pretty good when the piss swirled and sloshed around my dick I decided to see if I could jerk off that way and sure enough lol. I haven't done it since, maybe I'll try it again.
