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More of the world's best woman.
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prev: >>4976844
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brilliant, apologies again for the thread mangling
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Gonna start off this thread by posting an assortment of publicity photos taken during the 1972-73 musical production of Doctor Selavy's Magic Theatre, courtesy of the New York Public Library. Original hi-res scans featuring Jessica will be shared along with my own colorized edits.
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Chinatown vibes.
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Same fedora she donned for Phantom of the Paradise only a year or so later.
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Ay new thread, let's see if this one can go even longer than the previous.
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>>5083048
>Selavy
Pronounced 'c'est la vie'.
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>>5083052
I've never someone in a fedora could look so gorgeous
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>>5084509
*imagined
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>>5083048
Gorgeous holy shit.

>>5084509
Is that even a fedora, looks like a different type of hat.
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>>5084135
>>5084136
Hopefully this one'll archive before the end of the year. Also I pronounced Selavy wrong in my head for longer than I'd like to admit lol.

>>5084509
>>5084510
True. That is such a great pic of her in the black top with those arms on full display. Her expression and face in general are also 10/10 but even moreso here... prime Jess imo

>>5084983
She referred to it as a fedora once when discussing Special to Me:
>I think I just came up with it and I just started messing around on stage and made it work. I had this fedora. I think the costume designer really wanted to kill me because I kept saying, "I think I should wear this,' or "I think I should wear this." I really misbehaved with the costume designer including, I brought this fedora in. It was something I wore in real life. I went around with this little fedora at that time. I thought, "This will be a great prop. I'm going to take this hat and I'm going to throw it out." I like to take credit for that scene in terms of the choreography and the hat.
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Apparently there are two different variations of this picture, the other lacking a sparkling effect present in this edit.
I love the way her hair looks in motion!
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>>5085264
I think the hat is actually a proper old-fashioned fedora. What passed for being a fedora in the 2000s was usually more of a trilby
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>>5086687
Yeah, you're probably right, hers is also probably much larger number than her head, which contributed to me not thinking it was a fedora since it looks too big.
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>>5086450
>How would you describe your fashion?
"Oh it's kind of a doctor mexican cartel pirate sort of thing."
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>>5086696
Kek, /wacky/
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>>5087580
GIWTWM
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Tummykino incoming!
(peep the happy trail)
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>>5088458
>skin coloured banana
>basically a dildo
What did she mean by that?
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>>5088612
Needs to he PLASTERED in her shit
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>>5088612
>>5088616
The banana was likely yellow. I was just too lazy to fix it during colorization and figured it wasn't a big deal kek
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>>5083038
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=14QrRAtBDX8
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>>5088458
Low waist jeans desperately need a comeback.
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>>5083038
Do you have a .webm/.mp4 of her smoking in Suspiria (1977)? Asking for a friend.
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>>5089567
B-b-b-based.

>>5089570
I read somewhere that she cracked a smile there because she thought she was going to get injured in the scene preceding this one.
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>>5089567
>Mfw the whole school goes to the Bolshoi and i have to take down a witch cove all by myself.
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>>5089570
Top 5 endings in cinema history.
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>>5088458
>>5089580
Love her smug face here.
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>>5090056
It's sexy

Although I was thinking recently, she actually has a vibe that's more kind and approachable. She's almost never putting forward an explicitly 'sexy' mood. And yet I find her intensely more sexually attractive than most actresses. Then again I like women with a kind beauty and energy so maybe that just appeals to me more personally
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>>5090066
She seems kind, deep, thoughtful, empathetic, intelligent, classy and cultured but also down-to-earth

My type to a T honestly
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*jerks you off before bedtime*
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>>5090187
don't work
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>>5090187
so incredibly pretty
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>>5090190
this
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>>5090187
I think this scene is where she looks the absolute hottest for me

She looks like my ideal brunette
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>>5090573
It's literally impossible to look sexier than this
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I'm so glad this thread isn't just me dumping pictures of Jessica. True patricians only ITT.

>>5089112
I've watched this video so many times I have to account for at least hundreds of views. I love it so much.

>>5089249
Desperately agreed.

>>5089996
>I read somewhere that she cracked a smile there because she thought she was going to get injured in the scene preceding this one.
I've never heard this but that is interesting. I did hear at some point that she was legitimately terrified of all the shit breaking and bursting open during that sequence because the crew didn't cue her on when everything was being set off. Maybe Argento wanted the most authentic reaction possible.

>>5089536
Yes, it's actually one of my favorite webms; she looks so sexy in that shot in particular. It's not hi-res enough to post here (1920x808) but I'll crosspost from /tv/.

>>5089567
Smokeshow indeed... great webms, anon. What did you use to upscale them?
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>>5090630
>What did you use to upscale them?
Just let FFMPEG do its thing with lanczos scaling - just crop the area and scale from the original 1920x808 source.
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face erotic
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>>>/tv/213106792
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I'm glad that Jessica was in Suspiria. I know she was in some other interesting projects too, but usually fairly obscure or marginal. Suspiria is relatively obscure too, but also become pretty iconic and it's fitting that such a singular, dreamy beauty became the face featured in it (as giallos and Italian horror almost always feature an exceptional beauty). She deserves and was worthy of a project like that
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>>5090651
>reine érotique
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>>5091920
Her eyes are just so cinematic.
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>>5091989
The kind of eyes that tell thousands of different stories.
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These shots are from See How She Runs (1977), which aired in March not long after Suspiria premiered in Italy.
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bumpooski
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Is this any good?

https://letterboxd.com/film/the-evictors/
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>>5093364
Yeah, it's a decent film, nothing to write home about but good, worth a watch.
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>>5092893
Could you be this rough with Jess even if she asked you?
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Not to lewd or objectify Jessica but she's rapidly becoming one of my favorite faps
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>>5092893
Sosa got fucked.
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>>5093347
Based anon.
>mfw threads were hitting page 10 yesterday after only ten hours
What going on with /hr/ lately? I miss the slower pace.

>>5093364
I wouldn't put Evictors in my top 5 favorite Harper films but yes, it's good. The ending just rubbed me the wrong way (don't spoil it if you plan on watching)
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>>5093742
What's*
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>>5093742
bumpin' it again for ya :)
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Crossposting two active threads of possible interest I made, for any Harperbros ITT (come say hi!)
>>>/tv/213230774
>>>/tv/213227604

>>5094313
You're a real one.
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>>5094368
Wow Harperanon, so you're one of the people starting Snood threads?

I was saying to someone else I thought it was the Snood hater starting a lot of her threads because he always responds to them so quickly. I start some threads too but I never do the meme-y ones

Sorry if I'd misattributed it to someone else (unless you're also the Snood hater? I hope not, because I like you! I don't think you are though, because your posting is thoughtful and non-repetitive usually, and you always post different things I haven't seen before)
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>>5089112
Her finest moment in my opinion
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>>5094368
>>5094851
>>5094956

...
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>>5094368
>Implying i haven't made several comments on both those threads.
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What i like about these 86 pictures you posted is how white her face is, she went full silent film with the make-up.
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>>5093529
If she wanted me to get that rough, absolutely. She doesn't strike me as vanilla or incredibly kinky but somewhere inbetween.

>>5093564
Compared to most celeb threads here, this one is tastefully above board. No arguing and no one dying to let their freak flag fly.
Also, Jessica once admitted to going topless during Hair (1969-70) so it's not like she didn't already lewd herself long ago.
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>>5095240
Oh, so she’s a member of the itty bitty titty committee. I didn’t know this
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>>5094851
>Wow Harperanon, so you're one of the people starting Snood threads?
Yes. I've made some Snood threads over the past year and a half but I wouldn't say too often compared to others. I haven't even made that many Harper threads this year compared to 2024. Part of the time I stick to /hr/ + /filmhor/ when I don't have enough time or feel like making standalone threads.

>>5091335
>it's fitting that such a singular, dreamy beauty became the face featured in it
I couldn't agree more, anon. It's impossible imagining anyone else playing the role of Suzy, and for very good reason.
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>>5095946
Have this
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>>5095073
I was hoping you'd posted in both, my Brazilian friend.

>>5095075
>she went full silent film with the make-up.
Agreed. It reminds me of that white, powdered makeup she wore for the little black dress.

>>5094956
Special to Me was her real breakout imo. Everything she had done beforehand was leading up to that moment, both on the screen and IRL. There's over a dozen moments like that in her films though.
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I'm not alone
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>>5096980
We're alone together.
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>>5096980
>>5097205
We're all alone here.
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Tummy s e x o
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>>5097893
wat...

how do they continually echo each other so much? is this some kind of reality glitch?
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>>5098151
The present is just the past in new packaging.
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>>5098167
Apparently so

There is some sort of Platonic form they are both partaking in (or intersect at), just as all things are in their own ways
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I think this one was taken during a performance of Money in the Bank.

>>5098167
In other words, these things (trends) always come in cycles.
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>>5092893
Where do you get that video?
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Bump
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>>5098687
It's a webm I made from the Hawaii Five-O episode guest starring Jess (See How See Runs). I found it in remux quality on a torrent site, probably BTDigg.

>>5099674
Crazy how right after I mentioned /hr/ threads were hitting page 10 only ten hours later, now we have threads still up that haven't been replied to in 5-8 days (all generic stock image threads).
I swear to god it's just one autist causing this board to speed up by bumping his 30+ slide threads en masse. Hopefully he gave up because the current pace is a million times better.
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Would you let Dr. Harper give you a routine checkup?
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>>5100685
I'd let her give me a prostate exam even.
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>>5100828
Well that took an unexpected turn.
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>>5094851
Holy schizo, kys
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>>5096385
>normie meme posting
Omg so cringe
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Another day, another queen post!
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>>5103371
I had that same exact face when this scene finally came up at the end of Inserts; incredibly cathartic shot. It's such an exhausting film personally (I've only ever watched it once)
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>>5103780
I really need to stop putting off watching this.
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>>5104340
I put off watching it for seven months but I have a feeling it's been much longer for you.
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>>5105214
I was gonna do it in january.
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>>5105556
I remember that plus your Evictors post last October. I need to get off this website and go watch all the films I genuinely want to see, including Jessica's :(
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zzzzzzzzzzz
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>>5106691
Nice.
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>>5107375
I have so many obscure pictures I saved forever ago at this point, I forget I even have them lol. She looks incredibly cute in this one with Tilda
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Big Man on Campus (1989)
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>>5094851
>>5095818
>>5098151
>>5085321

you 'people' are sick
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>>5108252
Yes.

Well, there any magnet links to download almost films with Jessica?

I'll begin with Inserts:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:958df5a7da9c93159d9bf7aa87cc817c24fe90a3&dn=Inserts.1975.TT.1080p.BluRay.x265.HEVC.FLAC-SARTRE&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce
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>>5108246
I really like her around that time.
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>>5108252
Wait, what did I do now?

>>5108391
It really depends on what movie. If you're looking for one in particular with no seeders or something, I can upload it to gofile and share here :)

>>5108672
MILF Jess was an interesting period for sure. Firmly outside the 1970-1982 era but not in the granny era yet (mid 00s-present). I always thought she gave off mommy energy in Blue Iguana specifically, which came out around the same time. According to the anon that knows Jessica's brother, it was her least favorite film to work on.
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>>5083038
Do you have a .webm/.mp4 of her little dance (you know the one) from Phantom of the Paradise (1974)? Asking for a friend.
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>>5109030
Of course!!
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>>5083038
Got banned from /tv/ again.
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>>5109771
How'd they get ya this time, R?
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>>5110507
I asked the thread what i should have for dinner, which is an inexcusable and bannable offense.
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>>5108956
Little women?
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>>5110813
What the fuck lol yet the /hor/ schizo spams every day without getting banned. Mods are just as bad as pre-hack.

>>5111237
We actually discussed Little Women last thread. It's lost media/probably only available at the official archives.
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>>5111320
It will certainly be out someday.
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>>5108956
So, The Blue Iguana if you got it
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>>5111782
I could only find a remux for Blue Iguana if that's fine? The Evictors and that one were the toughest to get (I'm not on any of the big private trackers so I mostly use public torrent indexes). I uploaded Suspiria, Phantom and Evictors to MEGA last October for /hor/ if you're interested in any of those.
I also found something obscure on archive.org earlier this year where she guest starred in a lost 80s PBS comedy series (Bedtime Story). I've mostly been focused on her film work though
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>>5112185
wow, yes! anything is welcome
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Queen <3
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The Blue Iguana (1988, dir. John Lafia)
Cast:
>Jessica Harper
>Dylan McDermott
>Dean Stockwell

Gofile link (1080p remux) [27.3GB]:
https://gofile.io/d/gv3pxH

>Files that haven't been downloaded in 10 days will be automatically archived.
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>>5113214
That's some hardcore autism
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>sharing a copy of one of my waifu's movies for others to watch/download is hardcore autism
Weakest bait I've seen in a while lol you're gonna love the MEGA links.
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>>5113405
Everything is le autism these days.
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>>5113465
Kek, apparently so. I hope >>5112189 enjoys it at least.
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>>5114184
Yes, totally. I need more autism. The episode of Hawaii five-o is almost imposible of download. You got it?
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>>5114501
Yes, I'll upload it later today; it's a surprisingly clean/clear transfer (see >>5091594).
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See How She Runs (1977, dir. Harvey Laidman (yes that's his real name))
Cast:
>Jack Lord
>James MacArthur
>Jessica Harper

Gofile link (1080p WEB-DL) [5.1GB]:
https://gofile.io/d/ZI1oOs
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How old are Harper's fans? Loved her for a long long time and I turn 63 next month.
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>>5115940
i'm 35

>>5115753
lot of thanks, what a pristine transfer. Increible
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>>5115940
We don't believe you. I'm 31.
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>>5116163
>>5116744
Damn you guys are young. Why donyyou believe me?
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>>5116902
No way a guy in his 60s uses 4chan, and /hr/ of all boards.
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>>5117557
Bill Shatner does...
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>>5117558
Well, he uses /tv/...
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>>5115940
I'm 29.
t. OP

>>5116163
Glad you enjoy it, friend.
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>>5117610
what else you got?
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It's actually insane how beautiful she is. Jaw-dropping, really.

>>5117730
What are you looking for exactly? Also, I just wanna point out how much I love this picture. The expression in her eyes, basically her whole face, looks evil as hell. Some would say mischievous but based on that pic, I see someone playing a character that looks like she could kill someone.
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>>5118105
That's a lot of autism.
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>>5118105
from where comes this frame?
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>>5118105
mmm Mommy Boomer Snood's legs and thighs
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>>5118197
https://youtu.be/_pEKVBtvlYE
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>>5117557
>No way a guy in his 60s uses 4chan, and /hr/ of all boards.

I'll be 58 in October. The Internet ain't your secret club, son.
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>>5118507
This. I was here when he was picking his ass on the jungle gym.
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>>5118507
Guess they're not kidding when they say you're here forever.
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>>5118476
I love how the production company responsible for this film uploaded it to Youtube themselves, and in great quality (1440p).

>>5118172
That's funny cuz I'm not even autistic lol

>>5118507
It's no surprise seeing posters as old as my dad here; these movies are 45-50 years old at this point. My mom was in college when Suspiria came out, which is ironic since I was in college when the shitty remake hit theaters.
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Rare tomboy Jess from Shocky.
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>>5119727
*hits you with that proto-zoomer stare*
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>>5119727
looked like Asa Butterfield in the thumbnail
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>>5119746
>zoomer stare
I still don't know what the fuck that is.
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>>5119817
It's just a look on a lot of zoomette's faces. Sort of an enigmatic, expressionless face with large glassy eyes. If you're ever at a clothing store or matcha place just take quick a glance at the zoomettes, you might notice it

It's like the facial expression equivalent of that soft, mumbly, monotone voice a lot of them speak in (see TikTok)
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>>5119838
>>5119817
This is what the Zoomer / Gen Z Stare looks like

https://www.leparisien.fr/resizer/MRVM2aS_QhsDrjkJj-SN0hbApcM=/932x582/cloudfront-eu-central-1.images.arcpublishing.com/leparisien/CH472D2XSZFURKPQWHROZR6LWA.PNG

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It might have something to do with staring at your phone your whole life and/or using SSRIs
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>>5119839
An article has used this image as an example but this quite isn't it. This is a little more of a 'judging you' look:
https://api.photon.aremedia.net.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2025/07/gen-z-stare-687992884fa49.jpg?resize=720%2C405

The zoomer stare looks more blank and passive
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>>5119840
Needless to say, Snood, the ultimate zoomer, does it sometimes. But she also does cute expressive faces too
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This is a great parody/skit on the stare:

https://www.tiktok.com/@cyntanner/video/7526306630409997598?embed_source=121374463%2C121468991%2C121439635%2C121749182%2C121433650%2C121404359%2C121497414%2C121477481%2C121351166%2C121811500%2C121860360%2C121487028%2C121679410%2C121331973%2C120811592%2C120810756%2C121879919%3Bnull%3Bembed_masking&refer=embed&referer_url=www.thetakeout.com%2F1934143%2Fgen-z-stare-restaurants-service-workers%2F&referer_video_id=7526306630409997598

Apparently a lot of older restaurant workers are driven crazy by it because they have no idea how to read the expression. Also zoomers sometimes will just not really give an answer, as if they're extremely shy or undersocialized, or maybe stunted by Covid.

Seriously though watch this skit, it's the best zoomer satire i've probably seen
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>>5119766
>Asa Butterfield
Kek, I knew that name sounded familiar. Vera Farmiga (my 2nd favorite after Harper) played his mom in The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.

>>5119839
>>5119840
>>5119841
>>5119843
Not that anon but thanks for sharing all these examples plus that funny skit. Covid without a doubt irreparably stunted a good majority of zoomers/alphies; speaking as a zillennial, it's been fucking grim in recent years.
I once read that Red Scare initially popularized this phrase/look but I have doubts about that.
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>>5120132
Thanks, Anon. Yeah didn't want to derail the thread but people sometimes mention that stare and I felt it was a good chance to share those.

I don't believe Red Scare to be the reason for it either. There is a sort of blase, 'dead inside' cool girl non-expression that Anna and Dasha do, as well as all the Dimes Square and coquette girls in their extended art girl network, but that's not exactly what the thing is referring to.

The zoomer stare is more that general blank dear-in-the-headlights look ordinary zoomers who don't listen to Red Scare have. It's not really a 'cool' expression even, it's more just a possibly undersocialized, stunted (but somewhat cute, endearing) face. Sitting inside too long and not knowing how to match peoples' emotions in public etc
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>>5119843
Somebody needs to make a webm / gif of her face from 1:27 - 1:29 for a perfect "hits you with that zoomer stare" reaction clip

Funniest part of the video. They really do do that. I also like her little whispered responses. Or when she sometimes just looks away and doesn't answer at all. Very very zoomer.
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>>5119838
>>5119839
>>5119840
Thanks anons, i guess i just don't see this that much here. For "academic reasons" i had to interact with a good deal of people, of both genders, in their early 20s for the past year and a half and they were not like this at all, they would look me in the eye and carry normal conversation with no problem, and they didn't have those dead eyes at all, in fact i was way more socially retarded than all of them. Maybe it's more of an american thing.
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>>5120491
None of my IRL friends have this stare but they're all late 20s-early 30s guys, no chicks. Broadly speaking though, I'd say it's pretty accurate for a lot of young people under 25 here in the US, especially women. Part conjecture though.
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>>5119841
Get that fucking pedophile bait garbage outta here
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>>5121624
Yeah that sounds about right to me. And I think it may be a US thing. People probably do grow out of it as they engage more with life though (surely).

>>5121668
Snood is 23.
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>>5121713
>Snood is 23
It's absolutely pointless to engage with those retards, he's gonna say that "yeah, but she looks underage" or "she's child-coded", that's what they always do.

In 2025 if a woman is not fat, has small breasts and soft facial features she's a child.
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>>5122054
>he's gonna say that "yeah, but she looks underage" or "she's child-coded", that's what they always do.
That's because it's bait always guaranteed to get a reply, despite Snood obviously being in her 20s. Nowadays I just ignore it.
Fun fact: Jessica played a 17-year-old on Hawaii Five-O at 26.
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>two weeks until Oct 3rd
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>>5122946
what's the significance?
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>>5122972
It's her birthday.
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This woman has made it into my top 4 favorite faps
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>>5122972
What the other anon said.
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>>5123307
Based.
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>>5123307
So what did it for you other than her 10/10 looks?
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Ah, the schizophrenic wheelchair bound anon who haunts /tv/ is here too, I see.
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>>5122133
Holy shit this zoomer repeating snood obsessed fag is a tragedy to this board. Even worse than the bbc faggots at this point
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>the schizo obsessed with creating nonexistent drama in the Snood general has arrived
If you're begging for someone to fall for your bait, feel free to go back. It doesn't work here.
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>>5123964
It's not just that she looks perfect, but her looks are the specific type I'm the most attracted to.

But like with every female I have the strongest attractions to, it's an attraction on different levels at once:

-She is physically my type (large, soulful, somewhat wide-set eyes, heart-shaped/elvish facial structure, large forehead, cute nose). And she's that perfect combination of beautiful and cute, while also being subtly - but powerfully - sexy, if you're into her kind of look

-She seems like someone you would connect with on a deep, powerful level if you were in love. Like she has a spiritual depth and a palpable kindness in her presence

-Also, just carnally. Some people sometimes say they can't have lewd fantasies about a woman who seems cute or like wife material. Not me. I have the most sexual attraction to girls or women like this. And she hits all these sexual archetypal notes at once. She's perpetually youthful but also has a kind motherly energy, so both ends of that spectrum. And I have a strong attraction to erotically beautiful, cummable/fuckable faces, and hers is up there with Anya Taylor-Joy, Snood, and Emma Watson (the others in my top four). Plus I like slender, pale, waifish bodies
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>>5123726
Those eyes, that mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=madKc1ZDafI
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>>5124269
Unfathomaly based post.
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>>5124288
Oh no, it's retarded.
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Gonna post some more Selavy.

>>5124269
Very relatable post. Thanks for the explanation, anon.
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>>5124817
Pronounced c'est la vie.
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>>5124269
wake up. you can apply this to every crush any man has with any high profile female. wake the fuck up. This is your brother telling you to wake up. Don't let these digital ghosts steal your life. Wake the fuck up.
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>>5125276
Indeed it is.

>>5125499
>mfw I just realized this sequence was probably mirrored in the final print
Hey I wanted to tell you that last reply on /tv/ was 100% ironic, but the thread ended up getting deleted shortly after.
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>>5125643
Haha I know, I was just playing along, but notice how the thread got deleted after you posted Emilia, makes me believe that jannies do have a problem with her...this makes me want to spam ecg on /tv/ and get banned on that board
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>>5125697
>>5125643
Weirdest samefag
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>>5125697
I ended up catching those last few posts on the archive. I thought the same thing how it's weird the thread ended up getting deleted like ten minutes after I posted Emilia.
Honestly though, jannies delete those Farmiga threads at least half the time I post ‘em so I'm used to it.

>>5125716
You're an idiot lol
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I love this one!
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RIP
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>>5127395
Made me look you asshole.
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>>5127545
I didn't even look because it's painfully obvious someone from the Snood general has been dying to get a rise out of us lately.
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Gonna need a bit of help over /tv tomorrow, btw how quickly do you think it will be taken down? I want it to atleast stay up for 2 hours
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>>5128582
Hey, I'm not sure what topic or thread you're referring to exactly.
However, a Harper-adjacent/brunettes thread I made on /tv/ JUST hit bump/image limit, for anyone interested in reading through or saving pics:
>>>/tv/214874165
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>>5128684
I'm referring to the /ecg that I am gonna make tomorrow, do jannies go,
"oh ecg thread"
>deleted
Or does it take a bit longer to get deleted?
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>>5128724
That's a good question. When I make the Farmiga thread on /tv/, sometimes it's deleted within minutes and sometimes it takes hours. Occasionally the thread doesn't get deleted and ends up archiving. It's a crapshoot, really.



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