Emma "Snood" Myers
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Snood
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>>5104821SnoobubuLasnoobu
>>5104807>>5104812>>5104813Do you bros think her cute tummy is ticklish?
>>5104840Definitely. I wonder if she likes being tickled.
>>5104840Imagine the girly giggling
I love her funny face
Look at this dork. What man with a minimum of standards would date her? She will never be a beauty queen
>>5104875She's full of love.
>>5104875I love her just the way she is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaA3YZ6QdJU
>>5104812>>5104846>>5104857>>5104879Love Snood porn legs
>>5104906Her legs are extremely erotic
>Number 1 movie>Number 1 showKneel
>>5104913And yet she has no interest in the Hollywood scene. She just wants to live a comfy life reading and drinking tea with her sisters and exploring mossy forests
>>5104914And eventually be a devoted mother and wife in a huge snoodfamily
>>5104918>>5104919she looks like she seen some BBC
I'll love you just the Snood you areI'll have you just the Snood you areI'll take you just the Snood you areDoes anyone love the Snood they are?Ah-ahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_6ak9CYx48
>>5104940No. There is another!
>Snood's pale chest at 4:21https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaqIVHapNT0
I hope snoodmania results in a bunch of zoomers adopting Snoodles style and interests for the sake of men
>>5105061Hold me closer tiny gaaaamer
>>5104700>*Snood playfully traps your dick with the clapper board and jerks you off with it, sporting that naughty face during the act*Imagine her lapping the cumshot directly from the lettering saying "Good girl's guide to *thick cumstain*"
https://files.catbox.moe/cxhjva.mp4The Snood.
Do you freaks know that ‘It’s a snood, silly’ was written by some underpaid middle-aged dude?
>>5105199and? everything is done by men
>>5105199It was written by someone who knew what a snood was, and I don't think it was a man. Probably a costume designer who gave the idea on set or something.
The Snood
Don't forget to fight and do everything possible to get a Snood gf. They're out there, you just have to find them
can't believe we never got to see the zebra stripe bikini
I must confess that despite being a regular contributor to these threads, i had never actually masturbated thinking about her until today, mainly because of her legs, which for some reason are the most erotic part of her body. it was good, but I feel guilty bros
>>5105442>"it's show(er)-time!"
>>5105611Well done! Now you're only 99% gay! Keep improving anon!
>>5105616>>5105615I tore my foreskin and it stings so bad
>>5105616Hunter Schafer is the next one on the list btw :(
She's a whore now It's over.
>>5105714She's a Louis Vuitton ambassador. She will be sooner or later a millionaire. I think Louis Vuitton just notice what's the Snood is about. It will be huge.
>>5105827fuck she looks so mature now like she finally realized how seductive she can be
>>5105827>hairy forearmsnice
The crossover between Kojima and Snood is increasingly inevitable
>>5105827>>5105869Looks like she took a cue from Jessica.
Is she a lesbian? Would she consider doing a non-nude lesbian scene with Miranda Cosgrove?
>>5106026The only ones who can believe that Snood is a lesbian are the Brazilian sociopaths on Twitter who think she wants to fuck Jenna Ortega for any simple gesture
>>5105858haha that looks so trashy and campyalmost like it could be the start of a porno scene
>>5105858>>5106090and then some BBC enters to calm them down
>>5106162You're watching too much BBC porn Mohammed. Real life is not porn
>>5106090This>>5106162Fag, it's obvoiusly a lesbian porn
>>5105848>now she finally realized how seductive she can beWhat do you mean 'now' and 'finally'? She's already shown her panties and abs etc
>>5106568>Spanish How much of the people on 4chan are actually Latinos pretending to be Americans?
so when is she getting naked
>>5106256We need her in a standalone horror film already. Personally, I couldn't care less about the Wednesday series.
>>5106578Every night in my bedroom
Snood's lood and nood
>>5106639>>5106656Basado
>>5106574considering the amount of /pol/ raiders on /hr/ these days I'm surprised the term "honorary aryans" isnt thrown around more.their low IQ makes them believe that because they hate niggers the way everyone does means they arent some favela monkey waiting to be poached for their ivory
>>5106568That's a lotta cuties, but I still be lovin' that Snood
>>5106699Lovin' Snood errry day
< 3
>>5106673Lmao they don't realize that they look more like monkeys than niggers themselves, and even uglier i would say>"honorary aryans"That term is so fucking funny, we don't realize that Latinos serve more as slaves than Niggers, thery are ultra submissive to white men
>>5105714>>5105716>>5105824This lil' Snood sure knows how to pose for a picture
>>5106708It's so cute how she will just photograph herself looking as greasy and NEET as possibleThat's my waifu
Now that the zoomettes are leaving lesbianism behind to date millennial men, I can't wait to have my own cute, little and dorky Snood
>>5106714Someday, Anon, someday...
>>5106708>>5106710She just never showered, it wasn't intentional. Now tho, she's a partying club slag. I bet she sprays tons of cheap perfume all over her body and ruined the underlying original snoodstench>>5106710Holy shit, your delusions are so cringe man. Why don't you just pay for therapy and stop flooding this place with your mentally ill obsessions?
>>5106767Didn't you say you were going to stop trolling? faggot, you're probably just another brown skin Latinx
>>5106771>Didn't you say you were going to stop trolling?Maybe it's an hard concept to grasp for your damaged brain, but this is an ANONIMOUS board. Several anons post here, and you don't know who you're talking to, because they are... anons. Hope this will help you, retarded newfaggot
>>5106779Anonymous*, they didn't teach you english very well at school, did they Juan Sanchez?
>>5106782anonymus*, not anonymous. It's a Latin word.
>>5106817Holy shit you really love brownoids uh? Even a typo makes you think of those latinx mutts, living rent free in your gay mind. I bet you get hard every time, FAGGOT
>>5106838Fagot*, not faggot. It's a French (Latin) word that defines a set of small branches of very dry wood tied together. They were used to light fires, such as the pyres where, for example, the English, that retarded people on the other side of the Channel, liked to kill homosexuals.
Ummm, less talk, more cutie zoomie
The Snood will be appearing on Hot Ones this 26th of August!
The Snoodcast
>>5107307A Snoodcast where she invites other zoomies actresses <3
>>5107308I imagine them talking about how they left behind their supposedly queer tendencies to date older men
>>5107307She can cast my "snood" like that groupie plaster caster bitch, if you catch my boner
>>5107190Holy shit, is she that smol? Looks like the perfect height for a sloppy facefuck session standing in the public toilet
>>5107458im not a fan of Myers, but she is not short. She's 5'3, which is the average female height in US
where to get a snood poster for my bedroom?
>>5107500have you tried the internet
>>5107500Impress your guests, and even your date, with this classy Snood poster!
>>5107478It's smol for a girl of European descent such as the Snood, but probably more average for asians or hispanics.But sometimes a European gentleman prefers a funsized Snood gf
Say what you will about her, but you can't deny this lil Snood can boogie
>>5107759I just want to coom on her smelly fishnet stockings, the she can boogie on my spunk as much as she wants
>>5107741The make-up team forgot to put her tits in
>>5107478>>5107673Anons, I was just commenting that pic where she looks super petite and ready to suck my cock in standing position, I didn't want to start an academic discussion on heights ffs
>>5107795She *does* look like she's ready to give you head in that pic. And very erotically smol
>>5107190Well HELLO there, Lil Snoodgirl!
>>5107190Let's be honest... it would actually be less sexy if her tits were any bigger than that
Just wish she had a better fashion sense.
>>5106714>>5106710>>5106708I'm convinced any man who is attracted to this is really just a homosexual pedophile.
>>5107190Who keeps dressing her up in outfits clearly designed for women with boobs? It must be someone getting off on humiliating the poor flat chested girl
Is she wearing wigs in public yet?
>>5107673Average female height in UK is also between 5'3 and 5'4
>>5108107UK is not in Europe anymore. It's a Muslim country or something.
Cutie!
>>5108096Do you think a lot about homosexual pedophiles?
Loving the SnoodCherishing the Snood
>>5108350>Snood appreciators: "What a nice girl! She seems like a genuine Christian who loves nature and cute nerdy hobbies">Snood doubters: "She's probably just a Hollywood normie whore!:>Snood: " I love Jeeesus, and my siiisters, and curling up in mossy forests to read faaantasy books..."
H-hi A-anon!
>>5108663Snoodriel
Which of you did it?
>>5108669>keremSo some Arab or Indian guy I guess? Typical.
>>5108681Oh he appears to be Turkish. I hope they arrest him right away. What a freak.
>>5108688Emma's gonna hafta start carrying a can of Raid
>>5108669pretty sure this is the same guy that was jealous of the kid from a minecraft movie because she posted a picture with him. that guy is completely mentally ill and has been doing this shit since at least the beginning of this year, probably way before.emma has blocked him multiple times and had to tell her friends to do the same, i know this because one of the many things he's posted on one of his many deleted instagram accounts was him crying about being blocked by emma and her friends.i hope emma takes care and i pray this lunatic doesn't decide throw acid in her face or send a bomb in her mail, they should throw him in arkham asylum asap before he does something bad.
>>5108722just checked one of his accounts and it's in fact the same guy, extremely creepy and possibly mentally retarded. i compiled some of his schizoposts and as you can see he seems to have been scammed of his savings by someone posing as emma.
>>5108724kek, deserved. these retards usually go after celebrities but they can intrude on normal people's lives too. zero tolerance for letting spastics chase after people
>>5108625Love it anon.
Are you ready for more snoodkino?
>>5108899>>5108900>>5108901>>5108902bout time to get on that Ginger Snaps reboot train
>>5109147No
>>5109147This appears to be a fake movie and was likely made up by one of the mentally ill people in this thread
>>5109147>avoids the wall>stars in a movie under the wallKINO
>>5109147>>5109178It didn't even said who is the director
i've been craving some olivia lately
>>5109244yup
i really want to cuddle with oliviamaybe even give her a peck on the cheek but only if she wants to
Avery>career woman who probably only ever went on one date and will be married within a yearIsabel>promiscuous and extroverted probably has more experience with boys than every other sister but will never get marriedSnood>introverted but interested in boys enough to talk to them and bond over shared love of video games and will get married after 10 years of datingOlivia>too shy to even talk to boys and will stay as a femcel playing video games and probably gets anxiety attacks thinking of speaking with men
>>5109257>probably gets anxiety attacks thinking of speaking with menLiterally me O.o
>>5109262except you are a man
>>5109263Thank god
She looks a lot like Riley Jean, the pornstar.
>>5109273She does!
>>5109251You're the reason she keeps privating her insta
>>5107209I hope that we find out what her nipples look like.
>>5109257olivia does give femcel vibes she probably hasn't even had her first kiss yet
What do we think about snood and Jenna?
Snudity
>>5109536They separated due to political disagreements.
>>5109549oh no…what was snood’s stance in all this
>>5109558Jenna is on the devil side. Snood is pure.
>>5109536snood is for marrying, living on a cozy homestead with multiple snoodlings and having lovey dovey marital sexo.jenna is for beastly sweaty breeding pump and dump sexo with lots of slapping and biting involved
I wonder unironically: what makes the Snood so special?
>>5109545Her black fingernail makes it look like she has a massive gap kek
>>5109558Snood chose Israel Jenna chose Palestine
>>5109663>Snood chose IsraelBased philosemite.
>>5109599cute snood bellybutton
Snood sez "I... am Steve"https://www.reddit.com/r/EmmaMyers/comments/1mx7san/emma_saying_i_am_steve/Gah that girly little growl in her voice
>>5109763Feisty snood!
What does Snood pussy taste like?
>>5109841Take a lick of a homeless mans beard and you have your answer
>>5109763https://files.catbox.moe/pk49ws.mp4
>>5109802and a perfectly good thread is ruined by another gross virgin faggot
look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail
>>5110154Average home of the "honorary Aryans"
>>5110154Speak English
>>5110261When the pretty girl without makeup invites you to her house:Do you want to stay and play? I have Hollow Knight on my computer
Look at this dork, there's no way she'll get a boyfriend wearing those glasses. Her parents and sisters should be worried about how undateable she is
All she does during the day is cook, read fiction novels, listen to LOTR music, and play with her Switch! What man could want a girlfriend like that?
>Look at this dork, there's no way she'll get a boyfriend wearing those glasses. Her parents and sisters should be worried about how undateable she is>All she does during the day is cook, read fiction novels, listen to LOTR music, and play with her Switch! What man could want a girlfriend like that?
>>5110460Where did you find a picture of my dick?
Why is she so popular with shotafags? For real there's at least two here and one on another board who are 100% gay pedos but who love the Snood.Is she the universal waifu?
>>5110586>>5110588>>5110590So do you start with shitty low resolution pics and then increase the size in MSPaint or what anon?
>>5110592Emma's /hr/ thread's are probably some of the lowest quality threads on this board. 90% is just legitimately mentally ill losers or low quality upscaled screenshots of the same social media pics over and over. Even when actual new images are posted, they usually aren't even the highest quality/resolution availableLike >>5110419 you can't even make out her chest acne
>>5110665>90% is just legitimately mentally ill losers or low quality upscaled screenshots of the same social media pics over and overit's all the same obsessed retard who thinks she's a pure virgin and that they will get married and live on a farm or somethingyou can provoke him by pointing out that she will never notice him or that she has a bf and watch him cope demanding proof and saying she's single
>>5110665>>5110666It's painful. Thank you for trying to maintain some semblance of standards and quality control.
>>5110668>>5110665>>5110666GFY.
>>5110674>>5110676Wow.
Ben Ellis won
want to lick that stomach
>>5110705lick lick
>>5110705>>5110706I-Is the wall approaching for the holy snood? Gosh her face looks, umm, weathered in those.This does not bode well for my snood x shota scenarios.
>>5110705Is this Snood's mother?
>>5110714no, its clearly a black women
>>5110695>>5110696it's so fucking over holy fuck
>>5110715>that tummy bulgeit's over ben already got her pregnant it wasn't supposed to be this way bros
The Snood looks really tired. Maybe she should get married and live on a farm or something
>>5110722that's probably benis ultimate goal, he's going to fulfill every snoodbro's fantasy while we only get to watch
>>5110720The pants are much too large for her tiny body.
For the love of god please stop. I can't imagine snood holding hands with a shota when she looks like this.oh my god it's over. She's walled.
>>5110722The snood just got back to the same town as her boyfriend. She just spent 10 hours getting railed. Also she definitely had to shave the snoodsnatch to wear those jeans.
WALLED
>>5110728isn't she still in NY? i'm guessing he took a flight to see her since they've been separated for like a month.probably fucked like monkeys all day, it's over.
>>5110674>>5110676I still can't get over the fact that she has such shapely legs, look at those calves hnnnggg
>>5110743Poor gal looks like she's gonna vomit.
https://files.catbox.moe/ty5eh5.mp4
>>5110729It's funny that Snood looks so young and pretty that the only thing you can reach to in a desire to jump at a "walled" claim is the lighting being such in one pic that you can see her slight tiredness.Also, "walled" means over-the-hill hag with zero attractiveness or youthful appeal, not some petite cutie being so perpetually youthful and cute that in one pic she might look 16 and sexy-cute rather than 14 and 15 and sexy-cute. Which I bet she still does when she's not in heavy makeup and exhausted from a long press tour
>>5110722No doubt, it's definitely time for her to get married.She's not even remotely closed to "walled"... she probably will never get there considering how her mom looks. She'll probably mature into a beautiful mom and then cute grandma like Jessica Harper.But she is starting to get that slight sense of being sort of ready to get married. Not that she looks older physically exactly, but there is something slightly more womanly in her gaze now. I think it's nature's way of saying it's time to go be a wife.
>>5110808The price of these pants is around $2,000. Who's the target consumer ?
>>5110812Snoods
>>5110799>>5110801>>5110802ZebraGirls
https://youtu.be/mzlMLjAJIAY?t=570>i've had lots of first dates that i didn't realize were a datekind of sad to imagine how many hearts the snood has broken over the years, we usually joke about her being a complete and utter snoodcel but in reality she's been on plenty of dates already and most definetly has had to brush off countless men that wanted to be with her.
>>5110821The truth is femcels / nerd girls have to break hearts all the time. Women can't just date or be "the One" for everyone, or else they'd be a slut. And any woman even barely attractive (or less) still has hordes of men hitting on them. It's just the way of nature.At least in Snood's case, she seemed to have a case of arrested development, so it may have taken her to get around to dating, if she's even started yet (after all she was saying here that she assumed these were just guys trying to hang out as friends).She recently was discussing Enid and described Enid's issue with not transforming into a werewolf right away as to a metaphor for being a late bloomer or being sort of stunted in their maturity. This is the way Snood found meaning in the character (it says a lot, because some of us have read into her that she seemed stunted, like someone taking a long time to grow up, which is ok in a way). It's funny though because queers wanted the werewolf thing to be a trans or queer metaphor, but for lil Snood, it was about being more of a geek who takes a long time to grow up.
>>5110888Should have proofread my post because I was fixing rephrasing a few things but oh well
>>5110715Her stomach sticks out more than her chest lmao
>>5110890she young dumb and full of cum(mine)
>>5111002Like Hunter, a cute trannie
>>5111005Perfect work from Louis Vuitton
>>5111054is this pic allowed?
>>5111054what about this one?
>>5111054>godzilla98You should look at his profile, the communities he moderates and how old his account is. I think they call themselves virtuous pedophiles.
>>5111054Is this the pic that is too lewd for them?>>5111006They allow all those pics showing off her tummy and flat chest but a shapeless butt in baggy jeans is where they draw the line?
>>5111123The same person posts to the Sophia LIllis sub with two other users. The sub says no reposts but he frequently posts the same pics of Sophia. Interestingly ones where shes under 17
>>5111054reddit mods having a powertrip and creating nothing burgers thats there whole thing
>>5111054the snood dumpy is simply too overwhelming for redditors
>>5111135Her ass isn't even visible. You're just fapping to a pair of pants at this point
snood's turkish stalker is becoming more and more unhinged he's now planning to arrange a private meeting with emma and do god knows what.
he's also threatening to rape ben's mom
ricardo lopez vibes
>>5111188>>5111186stop giving this poojeet the attention he wants
>>5111324(((they))) put more and more browns and n. near her...
>>5111325seek medical help
>>5111876They look like prostitute working fot Netflix, the number one pimp world wide.
>>5111901Oh gosh look at her arch her back
>>5111006I hope that they built that desk properly, because it's going to be slammed against the wall and receive a lot of bumps in a few seconds. Very, very hard bumps. I also hope they used a waterproof varnish, because it's also going to be coated in various gooey fluids
>>5111877tfw you will never be able to pay for sex with lewd snood and jenna. how much I wonder to just stand there and stroke for them when they're on their knees - drop a load on snood's face and watch jenna go feral for it and lick it up like she's dying of thirst
cant wait til she gets her tits out
>>5111874She looks so happy in this picture
>>5110794all about the Venus dimples
>>5112415i'm stroking for snood <3
Snoodmania is now a reality. How did she do it?
>>5112630She drops one place
>>5112630Lol.
>>5112661https://www.imdb.com/fr/chart/starmeter/
>>5112661Looking a little slim there, Emma
>>5112661If Henry Lord-Hugues had won 1202 places instead of 1195, he'd be in first place.
Izzys alive bros ,we can make it
The Snood is drinking too much
>>5113295she's taking molly and sucking cock in the bathroom <3 bad influence Jenna has completed her noble work
>>5113295Jesus turned water into wine.Adults can drink wine sometimes. She's a Christian and apparently likely in a heterosexual relationship with a white man.>b-butShut up, demon. God will sort you out someday.
>>5113345She judges us
>>5113295lmao it's overshe did the eye symbol, she's been corrupted by hollywood elites
Bros...
>>5113378Yes she an Ben are dating, hasn't this been confirmed for a while now with the hand holding and stuff? Or is this for the coping retards that still want to imagine her as a pure single virgin that will marry them someday?
part 2 in an hour?
>>5113378> the two lovebirds last night in bed:-Please, come deep inside me-in your rectum?
About Izzyshttps://files.catbox.moe/wpd44r.mp4
going on a picnic with snood
>>5113799I want to make her so sloppy
>>5113818The real face of evil Snood.
>>5113811Same face, same move. Maddie ziegler in Sia Chandelier video.
>>5114088>lil princess snood is now canonwe're living in the right timeline bros
>>5114175>dark salami now we officially know what snoodpussy tastes like
>>5113295
Why did she do it?
>>5113819I've had not this feeling since Myst was new on CD ROM...
>>5113774>>5113773oh hey it's the cashier from literally every store for the last 15 years
>>5114175lol why does this look like the lowest effort photoshop job ever? It's like they weren't allowed to use the good photos that are used on wednesday themed products, like the snood cereal. I swear it uses the same snood picture on all 4 sides of the box
>tfw was banned the other day on /tv/ for posting the snoodbutt and couldn't discuss part 2 of the new season with my snoodbros
>>5114288why didn't you just evade
>>5114292lazy
>>5114175According to the nutriscore, Jenna is healthier than Snood. What did they mean by that?
>>5105187>SnoodWhy is she called like that btw
>>5114368watch the show
>>5114500based snood with miku shirt
>>5113764>not barefootBurtin, you had one job...
Snood knows about us
>>5114699snood mentioned us hazzah
>>5114699woah she knows everything about me, it's like we really were made for each other
