shy angel
>>5111589>>5111590>>5111592cutepie
>>5111666devil's triples checked
>>5111608Is this how the Ghost of USC's epic started?
FLAT
>>5112202
>>5112039what the fuck are you talking about?
>>5112404You know, don't act like you've never heard the legend
Is it true that Miranda Cosgrove had flatulence and was farting all the time in the studio?
>>5112799
>>5112541That was Jennette probably. She really looks like a gassy girl, unlike Miranda
>>5112798>Miranda's response to Hillary's and Chloe's stretched doughnutsMmmmm... tight!
>>5114666>>5114668No. Not here. Let’s keep the thread clean and simple. No profanity or vulgarity of any kind. Thank you, Anon!
>>5112541lolAlways wonder if her college rumors were true.
Imagine the smell
>>5113121Her and Jennette always managed to make flats look damn good... what's her secret?
>>5119041be flat?
Can she handle his giant dick?
>>5119086he's supposedly 6' 4", so how tall would that make her here? def not 5' 6" like they're saying on google.height without heels???height with heels???
>>5119946>>5119952Did they ever have a feud? Miranda's facial expressions and body language tells me she's not liking the photocall.
>>5120939VJ being prettier while having non jewish Gene's unlike iCarly
big head flat butt and flat chest this is the kind of girl to marry, once she grabs your dick she won't let go
>>5122347>Hairy arms
>>5122408And?
>>5122408hairy pussy too?
>>5119041>what's her secret?Very odorous pheromones spreading through her feet, obviously
>>5123363>I'm sorry, it's kind of embarassing... can I use the restroom? I know, I'm not a client but...>ARE YOU ICARLY???!?!?!?>... ehm... yes>I fucking loved that show! Can I ask you about... *starts talking for ten minutes*>*Miranda keeps nodding and smiling while slowly stepping on the edge of the planter and discreetly parting her legs*>...and why they didn't call you for that Sam&Cat thing? I mean that would...>*she puts her panties on the side and starts watering the plants, the urgent stream breaking onto the soft foilage and puddling onto the soil with not much noise*>...and, if that's not top much, can I ask you a picture?>*readjusting her panties after the long desperate piss* oh, of course!>*clic* thank you very much Miranda, you're great! Oh, but, you did need the restroom right? I was so rude for interrupting, sorry, but we can't allow non-clients inside anyway...>nevermind, it wasn't that important. And having a chat with a fan like you is always a releaving experience, so it was worth the try ha-ha. Have a nice evening, bye!>*during the evening an increasingly strong stench of stale piss invades the area*
>>5123368She would never pee her pants
>>5123368You singlehandedly ruined the thread.
>>5124531She didn't, she pissed in the plants>>5124604Mission accomplished then
>>5124608Based retard
>>5124531
>>5111559>shy angelYou sound like a pussy.
>>5125905I really am a pussy
>>5125905one day she really was a shy angel
I've already dreamed of smelling her lip gloss, it felt like I was entering paradise...
>>5125960>>5125956>>5125954She's a major, babe!
>>5125966I've dreamed of smelling her soles and when I woke up I found the sheets glued to the ceiling because of the nocturnal emission's sheer power
>>5126172Do you remember the smell? Can you describe it?
>>5126294That mouthwatering feminine bittersweet stench that reminds popcorn, the kind of aroma developed by regular use of sneakers or flats and by skipping showers for a few days, strong but not foul reeking or too acrid. She also played picrel game with my mouth and the taste was super salty
>>5126954imagine putting that little foot in your mouth... lucky... they must be so red... the face she must make...
>>5127022>the face she must makePicrel, but with more drool on the side of her mouth and the eyes rolling
>>5127064were you guys in the car? that's so hot did she moan a lot? did you penetrate her in the dream? I heard a rumor that she cries and farts a lot during sex
>>5127156>did she moan a lot?Not really, she looks super focused on enjoying what she does. Obviously she groans and moans but she never screams out of control, it's more of a muffled *mmmph* with her lips shut>I heard a rumor that she criesI won't say she cries, but definitely sheds some tears during the most... ehm... active moments. Like picrel, everyone thinks she's crying because of Dan being a creep, but she had probably just finished a nice fuck session behind the scenes and didn't wipe her face>and farts a lot during sexShe actually does, but it's hard to tell if farts or queefs. Btw she doesn't give a damn about it, she doesn't care at all and doesn't look embarassed, which is surprising since she normally looks such a well behaved nice girl, you'd expect this kind of nastiness from Jennette (which of course she does, btw)>did you penetrate her in the dream?It was another occasion, as I said I exploded with her foot. I won't call them dreams tho, it was more of an astral projection. 10/10 experience, recommended
>>5127561cringe
>>5127588You're just jealous because your soul didn't fuck with Miranda's in the astral realm
>>5127561based
>>5127561>you'd expect this kind of nastiness from Jennette (which of course she does, btw)Yep, Jennette queefs hard and then goes "Fuck yeah, enjoy the perfume".
>>5120939Au contraire... she is loving it!
>>5127598>"Fuck yeah, enjoy the perfume"Idk, Jennette has more the "I fuck because I have to but I'll ignore you. If it feels good great, if it doesn't who cares, not my problem" attitude. When she farts she just moans with "oooofff" or "whew", because she feels good while emptying her guts, not because she wants to tease you. Miranda lets them rip freely but she doesn't highlight them either at least. She's not as rude as Jennette afterall
>32 years old>never married>no childrenWhy are so many Nickelodeon girls like this?
>>5129511Good. Her flat chested genes must never pass on.
>>5125338Love
>>5129511She's literally me... in normal circumstances we would've made a bunch of autismo babies but the joos won't let it happen sadly
>>5111585Very beautiful!
>>5131510>>5131511>>5131512do you have more of these rare ones?
>>5133703Yes, but vjuice only
>>5133893It doesn't have to be from this set, it can be other rare photos of Miranda
She knows you want her, Anon.
She has great fashion sense.
>>5135089Tragic
>>5135089>>5135090>>5135093>>5135094it's so small
