Princess Snood EditionPrevious Thread: >>5104697
Snood and Snoodette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHY9E85lKS0Kino
oodles of snoodles
Some of you guys have a really weird parasocial relationship with my girlfriend
>>5115008there can only be one snood
>>5115415there's many hoes in this world
>>51154115 sick fucks reposting same pics. over and over again.
>>5115006>>5115007Oooooooh what a cute princesse <333
I'm working towards my masters in Snoodonomics. Wish me luck, all!
>>5115485so cuuute <3
There is only one Emma
>>5115507God she's flat
>>5115008>shorter than a literal childI bet snood was the bottom
>>5115507God, she's perfect.
Fat bitch should lose some weight
>>5115515wait til you find out how short jenna is
The shorter the better desu (legal)
Same exact pictures spammed every fucking thread.
>>5115623do you expect us to go stalk her and take new pictures?
>>5115627Yes
>>5115651i kneel
>>5115748What am I reading?
Reminder that Snood has said she does flirt, just not through text where it could be seen by others. She chooses her public persona very carefully. She's not the pure christian virgin you all think she is, she's a cock hungry giga whore who bounces from dick to dick and would mock you for BEING a virgin
>>5115661>>5115748>>5115573>>5115565>>5115563Reasons why this is a dead thread. They're scared out of /b/ and /pol/ , so they come here.
>>5116114hair lookin a bit thin
>>5116207https://files.catbox.moe/mxqk6j.mp4
>>5116207THERE IS NO CUTE BUT CUTE
>>5116410mogs?
What's the reason for the obsession among Brazilian lesbians on Twitter with Emma being a lesbian, both in the series and in real life?
>>5116492DEATH TO THE OLD GODS>>5116410LONG LIVE THE NEW BREED
vid of her taking a bbc creampie???
>>5116561
>>5116528https://x.com/weylerchive/status/1963986271740539216
>>5116657>Snood's thinly veiled sarcasm and contempt for the queer lesbian shippers' constant projectionsWell well well.... So her previous comment about people on social media having parasocial relationships with actors and actresses was about all the autistic queers on instagram and X... NOT about 4chan (4chan isn't social media anyways). Normie social media is where people endlessly annoy her with comments about the relationship they assume she has with Jenna.You can tell she is extremely tired of that shit. That's great actually. Some stars pander to queer fantasies about them... she's apparently fed up with it.
>>5116683She also said this.She's so annoyed with this stuff. Imagine all the fat gay weirdos who ask her about it at every event.
She's seemed extremely exhausted and annoyed at the interviews this promo tour. I wonder if she will start requesting interviewers stop asking the umpteenth gay Mexican's queer fantasies about her
The great thing is so many actors or actresses are shaped by this shit, and lean into the queer symbol Diva thingShe seems more likely to avoid the public and celebrity life even more now, because she likely really just wants to go be her authentic self and read fantasy books and hike
>>5116686>she's a sixteen year old baby you SICK FUCK
>>5116693those pits are fucking soaking dude that pic might be the most underrated snoodpic of them all
>>5116528reminder, according to them you're not allowed to like snood as a man because she's "child coded", yet its perfectly okay to constantly post about how you want said "child coded" character to be gay with another "child coded" character
SHE DON'T NEED NO FAN PROJECTION*bass groove*SHE DON'T NEED NO SHIPPING TROLLS*bass groove*NO WENCLAIR ROMANCE IN THE CLASSROOM*bass groove*SHIPPERS LEAVE THIS SNOOD ALONE*guitar groove builds*HEY! TRANNIES! LEAVE THIS SNOOD ALONE!
>>5116726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey8gm1W-e1Y
>>5116739the Snood boogieing in her leather jacket clip would have been perfect for this song but I couldn't find one the right size for this thread
>>5116707The Agnes character is supposed to be 13, which is obviously what she means here. Not that tranny shippers care
To be fair, Snood barely looks older than 14 or 15 herself, and is always being dressed up or featured as a schoolgirl character. I think she just realizes how ludicrous it would be for interviewers to start constantly pestering her about some fandom's imagined preteen lesbian fantasies about her and an underage actress. It's just unbecoming, and would be embarrassing knowing her family is seeing that.I'm glad they raised her well enough to nip this media narrative in the bud before all the interviewers brought it up every time (and they would have... "SO... EMMA.. we HAVE TO KNOW... WENCLAIR OR AGNID?!")
It's funny how deeply annoyed and tired she seems this promo cycle. She must secretly hate all the phonies by now
>it's another Wenclair vs Agnid interview
>>5116750most interviewers are really idiotic and annoying, there's interview from season 1 with jenna where she talks about being really good friends with percy and georgie and living together in the same apartment building while filming and the interviewer straight up starts shipping them saying stuff like "oh why aren't you guys in love omg you should date!"
>>5116756They're the worst. A bunch of gay millennials trying to force their cringe outdated 2010s narratives onto everythingNo wonder so many zoomers got fed up and just want to not talk about that stuff at all anymore
>>5116756I hate journalists so fucking much
>>5116762
>>5116764https://files.catbox.moe/0tkdyp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/2t1kfw.mp4
>>5116767Say what you will about her... but you can't deny this lil Snood can boogie
>>5116750>To be fair, Snood barely looks older than 14 or 15 herselfholy shit you are fucking retarded
>>5116782you’re right…she looks more 10 or 11
>>5116750>>5116840mental illness. Myers, like Brown, looks older than she is
>>5116745How old is snood meant to be, 16? They pretty well shot down all shipping this season, which is good.
>>5116899According to the script, she's 16 in S1, so 17 in S2, probably.
What are the chances that the Snood has fucked one of those chink guys?
pale, shapely Snoodlegshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ETqVRicvLI
Look at her amazing and honoring the Koreans with her cute command of their language:https://www.reddit.com/r/EmmaMyers/comments/1n98aac/she_learns_from_the_best/>Koreans: OOOUUHHH!
https://youtu.be/F117HPHLzow?t=187>whats my favorite thing to do when im bored?>read, tea, gamessuch a snood answer
>>5117053She said recently she would like to be in Korean horror, actuallySo we may actually get Snood horror. Which, I know she says she's scared of as a genre, but every all-time dreamy cutie seems like they have to star in a notable or arty horror, giallo, or psychological thriller at some point: Sissy Spacek, Jessica Harper, Anya Taylor-Joy, Shelley Duvall, Elle Fanning, Isabelle Adjani, Mia Farrow... it's kind of a tradition by now
>>5117060It's amazing that this sweet, quiet unknown girl from the first season is now in the #1 movie AND show of the year, and yet still seems so shy and humble and avoidant of fameShe's just little Emma and she wants to hike and read and drink tea
>>5117053It this rate she's going to be the most beloved western actress in east asia. She's so cute and well-composed and doll-like, just like they like out there. The look of sheer disbelief and admiration on that interviewers face
>>5117069
She looks like she smells like piss, and I'm here for it
>>5117064when women say they like to hike that's just their way of saying they like to get fucked innawoods
>>5117076Your mom wants to take me camping
What will Snood's Korean aunt be like?
>>5117090probably smol and cute and matured elegantly like Jessica Harper, but dressed like a Korean woman
>>5117096Snood's cool "Korean" aunt
>>5116989>sees little weeaboo trinkets for sale>stops slurping her obligatory zoomer matcha >Cuuuuute! Omg Aaanon, I neeeed them!! Buy mee soomee
>>5117104Zoomettes weren't kidding about matchas tho. They're delicious
Dang it, now I want to go get a matcha. Stupid sexy zoomer.
>>5117117Dang it, now I want to go get a zoomer. Stupid sexy matcha.
>>5115006kawaii !>>5116410who is this cutie ? Is she legal ?
The Snood
Why did she do it?
>>5117256Do what?
>>5117267Being a cutie
>>5117267BBC glare
>>5117053-Ta ta tada-Yes, it's my favorite.
>>5116857Invisible girl is adorable.
(Chair clattering)
>>5117397She'll probably look totally different come S3 in 2030.
>>5117131she gamer
>>5117414what an absolute matcha Minecraft Labubu-Zoomer
>>5117464if anyone's going to be the star of the inevitable Labubu movie, it will be the Zoomie Snood
>>5117465God, she looks so young, this is so perv
Uh, Snood is very mature for her age
She's just a lil Snububu
SnooboobooSmol and collectible
Look at this dork. No decent guy would date someone like her, who collects stuffed animals and emulates Nintendo games
>>5117527It's simply unimaginable.
I mean it. Such a small girl, a fan of video games and fantasy books, is truly undateable
>>5117527Look at this lil cutie. Embracing her role as the greatest waifu of all time, although I doubt she realized that's what she is
>>5117530How can you say this girl is a lil cutie? You must have bad taste or be desperate to be attracted to such a nerd
>>5117529Imagine being married to her and living out in the country, in a cozy home. She would probably want to cuddle and cook for you, and go on long walks through the forest. What a nightmare.
She is most definitely NOT wife material!
>>5117540Just imagine going to sleep with your snoodwife and this being the last and first thing you see every day. I'd rather be tortured
Who would want to get married and have lots of children with someone with this face? I'd rather be single and spend part of my salary on OF girls
Dear sweet Snoodums....I mean, who would WANT such a creature??
>>5117551Definitely not me
>>5117555It's like they got incredibly powerful, quantum computed AI from the future and said "generate the most perfect wife material possible", and Snood came out.I mean, ewww!
>>5117556Obviously that AI is flawed, since no one would see a girl like that and say she's wife material
>>5117090Ew, she's a fucking kweeb? Big yikes.
Awwww, her new wikipedia picture is her doing the heart sign like the wholesome lil sweetiepie she ishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Myers
She needs to got barefoot more often and be photographed barefoot more often, she always has socks on, it's bullshit. She has amazing feet.
>>5117561I know, she's a weird girl that no one wants to cross paths with
>>5117563She mostly caters to face, leg, and clavicle kings
Um, she's patrician.
Sorry perverts, Snood keeps her socks decidedly ON. But she's happy to show some erotic leg for the legchads
>Did I reveal a little erotic leg?? Woopsie!
>>5117572Can't forget her occasional erotic tumservice
>>5115748What is this?
>>5117576I could stare at her tummy and tummyhole all day long.
She's cute and nice.https://files.catbox.moe/nj1nu9.mp4
>>5117686And funnyhttps://files.catbox.moe/szk1xj.mp4
>>5117691And she's retiring all the old libtards. Lady Gaga here
>>5117220No.The character Agnes is 13.The actress Evie is 16.
Do you find this attractive or unattractive?For me, it's very attractive. Big tits are pleb.
>>5117747I Iike how she doesn't look remotely insecure about her flatness. As if she's fully aware that it suits her pixie-waif eroticism (of course she knows, she plays that up constantly. She knows we like it)
>Like what you see, Anon?
She knows.
The Eroticism of The Snood
Sex-Pixie Snood
>>5117777>>5117753She definitely has a beautiful face, even gorgeous. All she needs to do is eat a couple of Philly cheesesteaks per day and she'll be golden.
>>5117783You think her hair'll grow back?
>>5117783Go back to Mexico.
Smol girls like her have to be waifish and thin or they would look stubby and fat right away. Look at the severe downgrade in Moner when she added even just a few pounds, she almost looks like a cleaning lady. Yes, some guys think that's attractive, but they're black/brown. We're talking about white and east asian preferences here, and Snood is a white girl with a fondness for east asian aesthetics as well as waifish fantasy elf aesthetics. Seek your chubby abuela housekeeper elsewhere.
>>5117789Pedophile.
>>5117790Ah yes, if don't prefer huge "curves" and have white/asian taste, blah blah blahAgain, go back to whatever third world country you crawled out of
>>5117527>emulates Nintendo gamesShe actually knows how to do this? It would be so cool if she does
>>5117538You won't understand until a nerd breaks you out.
>>5117784I think her hair is thinning because all of the hair demands of show business. Look at Ariana Grande. She said her red hair phase did damage to her natural hair. Excessive hair coloring is very detrimental to a woman’s hair. Her year over year pictures are very startling. Her hair appears very wispish.
>>5117899her hair isn't thinning as in getting thinner, it's always been the same consistency. some people just have thinner hair than others. also she has a higher forehead (a euro and neotenous trait, associated with beautiful, youthful, feminine features), which might make the way edge of her hairline more wispy and visible at the edge of her forehead
>>5117899she wears wigs for her roles
>>5117089you're welcome to her but you will pay me
>>5117256when you gotta go, you gotta go.
>>5117563same for Isabel
>>5117572ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGHI WANT TO SEE YOUhttps://youtu.be/10JDA8SvwX8?si=n_96JsnGDaR6-wL_
>>5118006Why are her eyes so big and beautiful?
>>5118008She’s looks at Jenna Ortega all the time. That helps. It’s textbook. Sexual attraction When you feel sexually attracted to someone, your nervous system is stimulated and your body releases several hormones including dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin.When these chemicals are released, your pupils dilate, even if you're just looking at a photo of an attractive person.
There's no point in proposing new material on this thread. In the end it's always the same retards posting the same old pictures over and over again.
https://x.com/WandinhaBR/status/1965128914210263188Lil Snood seems to be a little tired and depressed because of the degenerates who ship her with other girls. I want to comfort her
>>5118024I stopped frequenting these threads for this exact reason.
>>5118024There isn't a great deal of new actually HQ images.
>>5118025She's officially a spinner ;)
Great ai vids out there
>>5118003Tummy slut
Im a fan of snood because of how young and sexy she looks
>>5118051Then stop running this shit into the ground for everyone else.
>>5118085I haven't posted a picture, anon. What's being run into the ground. It's not as if Emma threads are going to stop.
Emma myers fans are p*dos who only like her because she looks 12, has a slutty looking tummy, and is tiny
>>5117921Her hair is thinning, anon. It's blatantly obvious.
>>5118148Damn!. Don't mess with, Jenna Ortega, I guess.
Depressed Snood a cute
>>5118205she should star in a femcel movie
>>5118093>Emma myers fans are p*dosI’m guessing you’re one of those twitter users that call Emma “pedo-coded” but then ship her with any female character (regardless of age) she comes within 10 feet of.
>>5118216I'm guessing you're a pedophile with some utterly insane mental gymnatics going on
>>5118229>mental gymnastics>emma myers is 23 years old (adult age)I guess it is mental gymnastics for your nonexistent brain
>>5118027Damn the actual disgust in her voice when she said "On Enid and Agnes?!"Also, Snood, the reason people ship you two is because Agnes is a very small child and you look like a very small child.
