emma myers general
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>>5161764Lemme rub one out on your face bro, for snood, for papa
>>5161764>jejejYou're never going to be white, latinx
>>5161758You don't post a new thread when the other one is just at bump limit and you can still post pictures, you fucking retard. This is spamming and trolling, again, for like the sixth time in a week.
how many more times do you need to get your spam threads deleted before you get a life?
>>5161775Do something bro, get his ass bro, fuck him up bro, im sick of him too bro, i dont like him
>>5162337>ai gives her normal chin
>>5162337Yay, native 4chan content! Simps are evolving. This is the future of anonymous posting. Great movie production! I'm loving it!
>>5162502I'm about to go full Dark Knight "WHERE ARE THEY!"
>>5162513Her feet get stolen on a frequent basis.
>>5161758
>>5162502Surrealism. Nice.
>>5162522I really like this picture
>>5162694>feminine ideal is a fucking chinkfat chance faggot. why are you so butthurt by Emma Myers, Jenna Ortega, and Kiernan Shipka? why can't you get a fucking life?
>>5162727I'm not defensive, I am simply allergic to how much you care about constantly talking about women you apparently don't like and are absolutely OBSESSED with.
>>5162734that's prejudice against the neurodivergent, which is something I fully support
>>5162714Reasons abound.1. Because no simp in their sane mind should mention these three disparate figures in one breath. Your indiscrimination triggers me.2. Because you simp – but you can't explain why you simp. Your lack of self-awareness triggers me. 3. Because you are hopelessly enslaved to the mainstream media and its golden calves. Your idolatry triggers me.4. Because simps can't create. Your dependence, passive consumerism, and creative impotence trigger me.5. Because celebs are cancer. Your spam triggers me.6. Because celebs are ugly. Your bad taste offends me.7. Because ugliness must not be ignored. It triggers my conscience.8. Because ugliness is a rich subject – fascinating in its own right. It triggers my curiosity and the will to explore. Every lover of beauty must study its dark twin: ugliness.9. Because you have left me with no choice anyway. You have filled every corner of the Internet and you have left no room for beauty.10. Because it's fun.
>>5162745>Because it's funIt would be more fun when i rape your mother, brownie
>>5162502Detroit: Become Human
>>5162760based
Snood jr changed mommies
it's cool tho I still get to be big bro
>>5162851funny>>5162855I don't get it
I sort of want to have sex with her but I'm not sure why
>>5162867He's almost passing trannie. a sort of temptation?
I used to go to the same dancing school as Emma and we used to make fun of her for being stinky and greasy lol She'd always come in and try talking to us about some kids cartoon she'd been watching. Quite surprised to see how many guys actually find her attractive, back then no one I knew could stand her due to her stench, and guys would say she had a body like a little boy
>>5162855>>5162888>My Emma ersatzOff-topic. Delete.
>>5162887No self-respecting man should attend a school together with a zoomer. Zoomers aren't human.
>>5162745wall of text did not read
>>5162915Nobody expects it from you. You can pick a random point.
>>5162851Milla Jovovich?
>>5162739>that's prejudice against the neurodivergent,>which is something I fully supportWhy have normalfags have infested 4chan?
>>5163020Are you talking to me or about me?
>>5163020was batemanfag the same autist that spammed ai pictures of emma bald with a greek flag on her forehead? that was one of the cringiest most spergy attempts at trolling i've seen.
Chinless freak
Is it alright snoodtranny, if I post that emma is a chinless freak? Can I do that?
>>5163114She's 20 years old.
>>5162914>>5163116I'm not a man retards.
>>5163138You're right, but you're also not a woman
Emma Myers and Kiernan Shipka are two Netflix mainstays. Do you think they’ll make a collaboration project at Netflix? I’m curious to what you Anons think.
>>5163215I'm not telling you anything sir. Emma's rancid stench is a memory I never want to revisit. It could clear out the changing room on particularly bad days and we all said that she had to use it after us or we'd refuse to dance. I saw actual skid marks in her panties once, and the worst part was, one week later she was still wearing them, unwashed.
Drop Dead Thread
>>5163286>gooey ceilingAh, memories of my tent…>>5163399This.
>>5163399>>5163459cope
Carefully observe her sensual body language. Her coquettish facial expressions. She’s fully aware every man in that venue wants her…as do you.
>>5163482>I'm gooning
>>5163481God I wish I could contribute even a small amount to the glorious sound of her womb sloshing with pints of hot semen
>>5163481Ohhhhhh. Snoodbro is going to bury comments isn’t he? This thread went from an aging thread to bump limit once he gets going.
>>5163481>Emma Myers has spoken publicly about experiencing bullying in her life. Her earliest accounts date back to her time at a competitive dance school, revealing she was bullied during her four years there.Chinlet is victim of bullying entire life?
>>5163539Sorry to disappoint.
>>5163550>>5163601
>>5163601>>5163603Cope and seethe. Accept the receipts! More proof attached.
>>5163604she is mogged so hard
>>5163606Deflection and more seethe. >>5163608Classic strawman
>>5163610WHERE IS HER CHIN
Anti-Snood Anons in real life:
>>5162745Ironic how you let us (actual fans) consume you in the process of this bizarre crusade, making you more obsessed with Snood than anyone else here. Go back to propping up your stock image slide threads.
>>5163623he didn't even make the meme. it's from /tv/ and is aimed against myers spammers
>>5163618>>5163621It's a funny Snood video though. +1
For those keeping score, this is what a ‘mic drop’ looks like. >>5163618
>Trolling outside of /b/
Anti-Snoodtranny lost
>>5163618Excuse me, I would absolutely NOT masturbate while that ugly mexican is anywhere near my line of vision
>>5163620"When life gives you Snood… make Schweppes."
>>5163620I must give it to you though: she's far from being the worst offender.
imagine still being at this
Is this the greatest 4 of all time?
>>5163671is there any female actor who doesn't send you into a bitch-like rage?
>>5163671>Top four most muscular actressesBut one has no chin…
>>5163488>>5163307
>>5163698of course, jenna trained her well
Snood lost
>>5163743You lost your mom when i rape her, brownie
>>5163770Rajeev, your grammar is awful
>>5163770It's been proven time and again that, I am in fact, the whitest man on this board. Cope and rape your own mother, sukdeep
>>5162743Lol
>>5163694Lol
How would you rather fuck her though?https://strawpoll.com/7rnzV3QGxnO
>>5163923Calvejob
>>5163618>>5163637>Jannies allow the schizomyerstrannys retard thread to stay up to keep him contained and he STILL comes here to troll
>>5163770Brownie, your sentence is grammatically wrong. You use past tense in the first part and present tense in the second. If both refer to the same event, the tenses must match.
>>5164649K!WAL!-KeK! WHAT A LOSER!
>>5164656She really is
>>5164696How do you know Anon is a her?
>>5164702He's just been respectful and using schizotranny's preferred pronouns
>>5164702>>5164713>no u!Apply yourself. She's never going to have sex with you if you can't even come up with something clever or witty
>>5164830>I attempted a reversal and now I'm mad I got reversed
Where is the reversal? What are you even talking about lol
snood won
>>5164849The ugly award. Threepeat champ, good for her
woah. snood won.
>>5165169KStew Dingleberry spotted
>>5165170I love K to the Stew.
>>5165210A years subscription to "The Hairclub for Men"
Snood won. Full stop.inb4 snood lost retardAny post after is hereby nullified forthwith
>>5165246Uh-oh. Lol>>5165252
HVACtroon lost
>>5165255Exactly. Never let it be said I’m not fair. ALL are nullified.
Snood lost. Snood tranny lost
Snood simps and Snood haters arguing is peak "Two retards fighting" material
>>5165320All celeb threads give me that vibe
>>5165320Whose side are you on?
>>5165344The correct answer was not to answer. It was a loaded question from outset and you failed as per your own statement. See>>5165320Nice self-own retard.
>>5163671only Watson and Myers are hot here
>>5165395any fruits or vegetables?"2 WEEKS!"
>>5165404I'm not good at telling anons apart. I could only discern "the true simp" who posted his hand (besides haters vs. shills). I respect him for being true. There's also one Shipka simp here.
>>5165412I mean that I don't know which one is which. I enjoy all haters and one simp.
Armpit pics please
I can see where her insecurity is coming from.It seems to me her left boob is lower than her right one.
>>5165447I can't unsee it now thanks, arsehole
>>5165402*Louis Steven's screaming BEEEEEANNNNS!!!*
>>5165447Most women's boobs have some asymmetry, virgin
>>5165554Not in anime.
>>5165680OP is a troll.
>>5163924Number one cosmetic procedure in Korea. Even more popular than gender reassignment. They cut nerves and, snap, muscles deflate. For life! No relapses.
I've seen many chinless cuties on the streets yesterday.Their chinless sons will be cursing own fathers.
>>5165680Literally only two
Merry Christmas, Snood. She won.
>>5165735Nullified. See:>>5165246
Merry Christmas, Snood. She won. She's going to be leaving coal for anti-snood trolls who were all bad this year and lost.
>>5165743Snood won. You've been a naughty troll.
>>5165743>Snood explaining the definition of null and void
>>5165744>>5165745Christ won. Say it
I hope Snood and all Snood lovers have a good Christmas. I hope all Snood haters have a good Bada Din
>>5165752>>5165748Say it
>>5165748>>5165753Christ is pro-Snood. Happy Snoodmas, She won.
>>5165755Say it
>>5165756Snood won.
>>5165759Christ won, say it
>>5165745Kek
>>5165767I've been saying it. Snood won.
>>5165752>>5163872>Merry Christmas, I honestly hope you all have a great time and can reconnect with friends and family.1. Holiday breaks are for hired posters.2. "Remember you're here forever."3. Anonymous family is Anonymous. I will reconnect with you.>>5165246>forthwithYour vocabulary elevates my soul. Did you study at Grok University???>>5163872>A snood thread is a gremlin thread.This might mean that the posters are gremlins or that snood is a type of gremlin. Personally, I favour the latter. Supporting evidence – supplied in the accompanying file.>>5165680Many awesome posts have vanished all at once across multiple threads. It's a great loss for humanity.>>5165696Explanation: OP is an unpaid poster.>>5165752>I hope Snood and all Snood lovers have a good Christmas.>I hope all Snood haters have a good Bada Din.I will experience violent throbbing and severe seminal incontinence ripping though my vesicles and cavernobulbous muscle. Unrelated to any celebrity.
>>5165784You are based. Keep it up
>>5165774Christ won. Say it
>>5165794That's what I've been saying this whole time. Snood won.
>>5165803Christ won. Just say it
>>5165805Snood won. Merry Christmas from the Snood.
>>5165810Say "Christ won"
>>5165810Jew kike
Christ is King. Merry Christmas
>>5165745>ain't GLUCKGLUCKGLUCKshan't be listening
Hark! The herald angles sing, "Glory to the new Snood King!" Merry Snoodmas!
>>5165834Merry Christmas friend >>5165821
>>5165843You will burn
For the first time in years, it's been a "silent night, holy night" for real instead of storm and rain. Is no one else bewildered?
>>5165877It's le climate change. In 50 years people will wonder why old Christmas media depicts a cold and snowy holiday, because the only place snow will exist will be in the artic. In any case, Merry Christmas anon.
Audio: "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
Emma is sucking Ben Ellis off for Christmas and will swallow his load
Snood is living rent free in OP’s head:>>>/tv/216861379
>>5165931Christmas day and he's spending it alone, hating on a woman who doesn't know he exists. I'd kill myself if my life was that sad
>>5165881Merry Christmas.>>51659341. Wrong. He has the finest companions a knight could wish for… you and me.2. God's man shall not shrink away from dæmons like a coward but face them with a sword in hand.
>>5165945>1. Wrong. He has the finest companions a knight could wish for… you and me.CUTE!
>>5165949TBQH 'Christ Won' suits Easter more than Christmas
>>5165882Fucking lmao
>>5165950Deus vult.Snood kaputt.You aren't wrong though.
Today, sir? Why, it's Snoodmas Day!
>anti-snood sister acting like they are serious christcucktrolling poor little girls and the denizens of hr is not becoming of a christian. you are an pharisaical apostate.
>>5165989Repent
>>5165992you are going to hell, apostate
>>5165993Christ is king. Say it
>>5165996you are going to hell, apostate. there's no christ in hell for you.
>>5165996King? of who?
>>5166005>>5166006Just say it. Christ is king
Christ is King. Snoodtrannies are confirmed to be disgusting jews. Merry Christmas
>>5166019>>5166025KING OF WHO?!?
>>5166026King of (you). Repent
anti-snoods are hypocritical apostates. snoods live by what they preach.
>>5166053Just say it. CHRIST IS KING
>>5166053>>5166054Whose sides are you on?!
>>5166058I tend to be on the side that believes that Christ is king. You?
>>5166060>calling people kike as a derogatory>also worshiping a kike on a stickyou're so fucking stupid
>>5166062>angry jew noisesChrist is king. Just say it
>>5166063King of who?Also, what was Jesus's job?
>>5166064King of (you). Jesus was a carpenter. Repent
>>5166063Christ is not king, nigger.
>>5166065Amen
>>5166066>typical snood tranny Repent
>>5166065Jesus was Carpenter only until certain age. What was His job after?
>>5166069Saving (you). Repent, jew
say the line, bart
>>5166102They literally can't though
You're not going to convince one another through this mindless back-and-forth. To make matters worse, you are not providing any compelling visual evidence to back your extravagant claims. -_-
>>5166139>This is what anti-snoodtrannys unironically want to fuck
>>5166147Sad, isn't it
>>5166147I wish you could hear the audio. She makes some distressed noises… like she has witnessed her worst nightmare and is desperately trying to wake up. Hell is AI. (But so is heaven.)
>>5166155>>5166156Wrong thread nigger
>>5166104I was talking to you, you stupid nigger
>>5166187Fuck off and die nigger
>>5166191Shut it, heeb
Get this troll thread to 300 already.
>>5166196Cry mad nigger
Christ is king
Merry Christmas >>5166219Jews mad lol
Christ is king, merry Christmas :)
Christ is a nigger and so is the troll
Lol there are many Christiancucks here, Jesus is king of all the goon I've always done to his bitch mother Holy Mary, God raped her just so he could be born, bastard cuck kek
>>5166228>>5166229>jewish talons clicked this outMerry Christmas, Christ is king!
>>5166236Happy holidays, cuck
>>5166241Merry Christmas, jew cuck
>Snood lost, jews lost.Best day, merry Christmas to all!
>>5166229just a single troll with no life and a seething hatred of many zoomer actresses that don't live up to his standard of beauty
>>5166267>jewish hands typed thisMerry Christmas, Christ is King
>>5166274Christmas is over you stupid nigger. Now shut your nigger mouth.
>>5166293Oh, I see. You are a west coast aid riddle nigger who poops in the street. Wait. I already knew this. Choke to death on your fathers dick.
>going around yelling "Christ is King" in people's faces>calling them kikes and cuckswow. all things an actual Christian shouldn't do. so you are either a liar, or you're a heretic.
>>5166315>>5166341Christ is king
>>5166315>>5166341Just say it
My last picture. I've never intended to post it because it's not up to my standards. But seeing the flood ITT, it's better than nothing.>>5166267No, at this point they're flooding this beautiful thread to kill it fast -_-. So I assume they are Myers simps. Likely one Myers simp samefagging.
>>5166315>>5166341TRVKE
>>5166380Cool, now leave forever.
Bump limit reached, now we can finally make a new thread
>>5166155>>5166156what?
>>5166446Bump limit? 59 more posts bro!
That babushka kinda ruins the vibe of the pic
Migrate >>5166448
>>5162694A long-awaited upgrade to the original masterpiece has arrived.>>5166568Deus vult.Snood kaputt.>>51664381. Paid Hollywood hands have typed this.2. Thanks for proving who the real trolls are.>>5165946You're welcome, true Snood simp. <3
>>5161758Huh. Just watched "Minecraft" tonight. Good fun.
>>5165784>1. Holiday breaks are for hired posters.>2. "Remember you're here forever.">3. Anonymous family is Anonymous.>>5166485>I couldn't bake due to… Christmas. I will bake after New Year though.Need I say more? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
imagine being this butthurt over the mere existence of some random girl you've never met before that you would put this much effort into mocking her when she will never even know you exist. I sure hope you are a pajeet or something.
>>5166756i think its more they believe they are trolling the fans and he doesnt like fans. he is most likely a newfag is this is first time interacting with waifu people and it mind broke him.
>>5166756>>5166761My triggers are no secret. There's a long post about them earlier ITT.
>>5166765>My triggers>long post about themwhat a fucking faggot. go back to re ddit, nigger
>>5166765You being allowed to live without constant ass-kickings is my trigger.
>>5166765youre a newfag and cancer.
>>51667691. You asked, I answered. Now you complain because your question has more than one answer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯2. You don't need to be an amœba to post here.3. You're delusional if you think you don't have triggers. Even amœbas have them. Case in point: >>5166770.>>5166798Cancer proliferates uncontrollably and it replaces healthy cells. Sounds exactly like celeb spam.
>>5166742>>5166747>>5166756>>5166887would
>>5166894Now that's a simp I can respect. A gigapixel version for you.
>>5166898knew anti-snood tranny and ai tranny were the same tranny
>>5166900>There's only one anon!At that instant, anon reached enlightenment.Congratulations on your epiphany, young disciple.
>>5166913Don't play games, tranny. You aren't anonymous. Your speech pattern gives you away.
>>5166927Cope.
>>5166928I know you are, but you're not doing a very good job of it.
>Baby amœba discovered le stylometry.
Snood kaputt.
Her polished cheeks manifest astonishing mass, definition, and separation that puts my biceps to shame.
Bump. Snood lost
>>5169288All your posts were deleted. You Iost
>>5169308>implying corrupt mods decide who's the winner Stay mad and losing, sweaty ;)
>>5169288Many people are saying this
>>5169530Still waiting for a confirmation from the coroner.
>>5169735She's A-okay. See >>5168364
>>5169744>anon doesn't know the difference between jaw and chin
>>5169748>anon wants his women to look like gigachadMake it make sense
>>5169751weird take because Myers prettier sisters have normal chin's, while the ugliest one has the roundest face, hence people call her down
Someone spam this troll thread so it can fall off the catalog already.
>>5169751Who doesn't adore Ortodontega?
>>5169744Let me show you what your diagramme has missed.
>>5169792Giga based
See >>5169810
>>5169792Way too manly there. Pass
>>5170020>Way too manly there. Pass>>5159538>If she seems masculine to you then you need to get your testosterone level checked.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're watching Emma Myers General.Welcome back after the break: >>5170231.
>>5170295Vari batiful womans, saar. I receive you in Bangladesh
>>5170309I'm dying.
bump
Snood is cute.
>>5170456Incorrect
>>5170456That's the problem.
>>5170591Lol
>>5170456Extremely cute!
>>5170456Many are saying this
>>5170456>>5170668Yes, snood is cute... headgear.Emma Myers is fugly, thought.
>>5170668True!
>>5170273That's a shop, tard.
>>5166726MUH KOREABUG
>>5170672>That's a shop, tard.That's the point, Sherlock.>>5170625>Extremely cute!That's the problem, genius.
>>5170713>tranny jawNigga, you gay.
>>5170774>I'm sexually attracted to potatoes.>>5170774>Hot women are men.I have bad news: you aren't straight.>>5170774Did you miss an emoji of a handsome Italian man awestruck by the hot version? It's right there in that image. You can't get more heterosexual than that.>>5170774You still didn't address >>5170273.
>>5170835The HRT is upsetting his chemistry, he's lashing out. You won't get a response from him because he's currently dial8ing
Snood lost :((
>>5170774Actual tranny jaws for reference: >>5162862>>5165086>>5161913>>5161914
>>5170905>it's_the_same_pucture.png
Is this a snood?
>>5171298No. But feel free to start a new thread for skärmbild if you'd like
>>5171405_Skärmbild_ is clearly "screen picture" (_Schirm_ + _Bild_), LOL. I'm all in favour of calling her "screenshot girl". Memetic præcedent: "perfection girl".
>>5171405OK, shes got the nose and chin though, Im learning the phenotypeWhat makes a snood?
>>5171445>What makes a snood?Beauty!
>>5171651She won... A kiss with a jeet! Lmao
>>5171706Am ramjeet from small india vallig sirs. Would very much lik to redeem battifal wahman
snood lost
>>5172309>>5172313Wrong thread, numbnuts
>>5172309>>5172313>blurry pics, not /hr/ quality
Schnautzer kaputt.
>If Snood and Ortega had a daughter…Experimental 12s hack.Because Elon didn't deliver.>>5171651>>5172270Nice try, AI!But winners have chins.
Who's gonna bake?
>>5172644It was a mad ride. I fancy a hiatus.
>mic drop
>mic dropLol
When snood falls alone in a forest and there's no one to see it on Netflix… does she still make a sound?
>>5172669Always crop images to standard proportions (3:4 or 9:16, vertical or horizontal) before uploading to Grok. Avoid 4:5 and probably 2:3. It's a hurdle but that's the only way right now.
>>5172681And of course 1:1.
>>5172681>>5172684>500+ "new images" for the next thread This is how snoodtranny spams
>>5172712I won't hate it if he create his snoods. As long as they be varied.
All these videos will be lost in time…like bitter lemons in Schweppes.
>>5172722They don't have to be. If snoodtranny didn't report every single post, we'd probably have a little hidden gem. This board has potential but it's been abused by mentally ill waifu faggots. We will win, have faith
My only solace is knowing this thread is bump locked.
>>5172681Nah. 3:4 and 9:16 force a resize later>>5172670Kiki to the rescue!!!
>No new snood threads on /hr/ or /tv/>snoodtranny is M.I.A. and presumed ACK!'d>Snood lostI won ;)
>>51727291. Truth bomb.2. However videos will be lost mainly because the archives don't store them.>>5172797I use almost exclusively 3:4. It's halal.
Later Snoodbros! Its been fun. >I'll be all around in the dark. I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look—wherever there's a fight between Snoodbros and Snood-haters, I'll be there. Wherever there's an Anon beatin' up a Snoodbro, I'll be there. I'll be in the way Anons yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way Snoodbros laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the Snoodbros are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build, I'll be there, too.
>>5172845K. Bye fag
The eternal struggle between good and Snood shall be preserved in the legends.>>51728451. Calf not swole enough. 2. Nice veins though!3. It would be even more fun if you didn't try to delete those who disagree with you.4. I dread to think what snood houses look like. Probably giant mushrooms inhabited by freaks.
>>5173123>Probably giant mushrooms inhabited by freaks.>>5162522> She stretched herself up on tiptoe, and peeped over the edge of the mushroom, and her eyes immediately met those of a large blue caterpillar, that was sitting on the top with its arms folded, quietly smoking a long hookah, and taking not the smallest notice of her or of anything else.> > [...] > > The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.> > [...] > > "One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter."> > "One side of what? The other side of what?" thought Alice to herself.> > "Of the mushroom," said the Caterpillar, just as if she had asked it aloud; and in another moment it was out of sight.
>>5173158> Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she found this a very difficult question. However, at last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand.> > "And now which is which?" she said to herself, and nibbled a little of the right-hand bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent blow underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!> > She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, but she felt that there was no time to be lost, as she was shrinking rapidly: so she set to work at once to eat some of the other bit. Her chin was pressed so closely against her foot, that there was hardly room to open her mouth; but she did it at last, and managed to swallow a morsel of the left-hand bit.
>>5173159> "Come, my head's free at last!" said Alice in a tone of delight, which changed into alarm in another moment, when she found that her shoulders were nowhere to be found: all she could see, when she looked down, was an immense length of neck, which seemed to rise like a stalk out of a sea of green leaves that lay far below her.> > "What CAN all that green stuff be?" said Alice. "And where HAVE my shoulders got to? And oh, my poor hands, how is it I can't see you?" She was moving them about as she spoke, but no result seemed to follow, except a little shaking among the distant green leaves.> > As there seemed to be no sort of chance of her ever getting her hands up to her head, she tried to get her head down to them, and was delighted to find that her neck would bend about easily in any direction, like a serpent.Lewis Carroll, *Alice's Adventures in Wonderland* (1865). Chapter V: "Advice from a Caterpillar".
