He's literally obsessed, so let's help him out edition.
Is this what zoomers call a "crash out"?
>>5173543Based.
Let me help you out
>>5173569Yes.
>>5173543Sure.
CHINLESS BEAUTY
*maintains thread*
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT STILL UP 3 DAYS LATER MODS
drink bleach
Based
New thread!
>>5175582Cope thread. The meltdown and then the voter fraud has tanked the stock value of snood and snoodtranny. Prove me wrong, but the numbers don't lie
>>5175588>the numbers don't lie>double doublesI tend to believe this
>>5175588This board doesn't accept counterfeit antisnoods.
>>5175594This board accepts any and all antisnoods. It's an antisnood board after all
>>5175594You forgot your tripcode btw. Faggot
>>5175595This board only accepts genuine antisnoods because counterfeits are passed off by the snoodtranny.>>5175596I don't have a tripcode, snoodtranny.
>>5175597Dump your collection
>>5175597>posts pictures with a tripcode written on it>isn't hisSnoodcels are truly cucked
Snoodtranny lost. Counterfeit Anti-snood lost. It's done
Snood won.
>>5175609Refer to:>>5175608
>>5175611You're finished.
>>5175594That's a nice antisnood. Here, have a rare holofoil antisnood.
>>5175619No, you're finished
>no u
Where the fuck did everyone go?
>>5175653Snoodtranny said that he was done posting and magically snood threads dried up. Really makes you think
>>5175671>Really makes you thinkdoubt you've ever been accused of that
>>5175704I answered the question and you got mad. Why?
>>5175709He's still seething about snood losing. Give him some time to cope
>>5175794Snood won. She's Queen of /hr/ for the rest of the year. Snoodtranny is probably out celebrating his victory or maybe just touching grass, unlike some people who obsess over snood much more than he.
>>5175810>snood winning>snoodtranny touching grassWe're reaching levels of fantasy that I didn't think was possible
>>5175810>Snood wonmany are saying this
>>5173543Fact:Snood is a molester who grabs men by the crotch without asking for consent
>>5175857She's jewish and she's checking for foreskins to steal. It's not sexual
>>5175857nobody is disputing that, not even snood
>>5175857I like it
>>5175810Fact.>>5175857>mfw Snood is molesting middle/high school boys instead of me
>>5173543I'll bite.What's a snood?
After proper oversight and further review, 95% of snood votes were fraudulent and came from a single source
>>5176067that makes sense. +1 kiki
>>5175858lol!
I heard a rumor that Snood has no tits
>>5175653>Where the fuck did everyone go?Presumably >>5174965 (voting thread).
>>5176065It's a kind of spud.
>>5176094True, they're in my mouth
>>5176151Well give them back to her. She looks ridiculous being a 23 year old woman with no boobs. Other women are laughing at her. Is that what you want? For Snood to be mocked by others for having a completely flat chest? You're so heartless
TITLESS BEAUTY
>>5176379Difficult to look at, honestly
Parent thread:>>5172955 423 postsChild threads (live):>>5173626 306 posts>>5173543 50 posts>>5173631 27 posts>>5176559 23 posts>>5173613 17 postsSister thread (live):>>5164195 Isabel Myers
Child threads (pruned):>>5173615 101 posts>>5173549 4 posts>>5173585 3 posts>>5173627 3 posts>>5173590 2 posts
The Official 2026 Queen of /hr/ vote (live):>>5174965 244 posts
Snood lost
>>5173543Who is this thot?
>>5179079Chinless beauty Emma Myers.
Look at this dood
>>5179800Hey, it's snood!
>>5179151Correct, she is beautiful and feminine
>>5182924>feminine No curves, no tits, no charm. She's basically a 12yo boy. Prove me wrong >inb4 her muh vagina Again, prove it
Snood always wins no matter what.
>>5182934>shes basically a 12yo boybut theres no troll toll for the extra hole
>>5182934You are right
I love Snood.
>>5186129Will you defend Isreal, her ancestral homeland, for her?
bump
Snoods Food and Sood
>>5189880>cropping out the bald spot Why does she look so oily? Is it the jewish/armenian heritage?
>>5189888Her skin secretes irresistible pheromones which is why men go wild for the Snoodster. It's a side effect of her prime breeding age and good genetics
>>5194035Buckshot through the window if I saw that gremlin peaking bruh
>>5194457I would invite her in for hot cocoa
>>5197299Nobody asked, faggot
>>5197387I asked.Snood a cute. CUTE!
SnoodIA
>>5197422Disgusting
>>5197422retarded
>>5197422>KeorUnreal kek
>>5197858Snood slop
>>5200540A Snood Stew!
>>5201292Why Ever?
>>5203761SHe's just always been there. There was that real pic of Snood and Ever and that started it
>>5204050Besson needs to remake La Femme Nikita with Ever
I was sexually obsessed with Kristen Bell. Still am. So I get it.
>>5209036But Kristen's ovaries are expired, anon
A Good Girl's Guide to Sexo
>>5173543Kneel to Snod
>freeze anon we finna suck that spooky dick!
>>5218054>violently erupt in Snood's silky warm mouth while Jenna rims your perineum and tongue-bathes your contracting sweaty balls
Lol
cootchie coo, snoodanon ;3
Thread theme, from the /hr/ old heads to the simp throne with love <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPW6cZrn1IQ> Хoтeли гepмaнцы, чтoб нaши кaзaки> К ихнeмy пpecтoлy cлyжить бы пoшли.> A нaши кaзaки, cлaвныe pyбaки,> К ихнeмy пpecтoлy cлyжить нe пoшли.
HUZZAH!
are we charging out on epic steeds?
Looks like we are, saddle up!
The Don is so beautiful at this time of year!
It’s a bit cold still, innit?
Lots of nice sweet grass to chew on
Wear an extra ushanka then!
do horses have more than one stomach?
All the more cold to freeze the fat off my body lol
I think that's cows, horses are the ones that can't vomit
It’s like natural liposuction?
Then why are there so many jolly Russkies?
they say fuck you to the cold the best
do I get a nice mail order bride from the steppe and a plot of land if I join?
That’s a question young men have been asking for hundreds of years anon
sounds like a good deal
How easy is it to make slushees from the snow?
not too hard, it's one of the best selling points
Where do I sign?
make sure to read the fine print
Is the weather nice there?
should be, bring your swim trunks
As nice as here
And daddy Vladdy won't put me in the gulags like the others?
I do like borscht
That's a sterling guarantee
I prefer a beach in Antalya though
If that's what you're after, then put on a turban and go be a Turk
Damn, one off lol
WHY PROTESTANTS HATE JESUS MOTHER?
Don't challenge me, I just might
Why are they still eggs pensive
You got me anon, they are the ones who call love for someone worshipShame
Are you asking if turbans are expensive?Not too expensive honestly, if you don't get a fancy one
Disturbing article on toxic modern youth culture in The New Yorker. Today's kids are image-obsessed, addicted to social media and embrace queer identities openly. They also engage in deranged new subcultures.>There are clean girls, tomato girls, vanilla girls, office sirens, femboys, e-boys, looksmaxxers; one can be avant basic, old money, new money, quiet luxury, cottagecore, goblincore, fairycore. Adolescent anxiety and depression have been on the rise for years, and there is abundant public debate about why: economic inequality, strained family ties, sleep deprivation, smartphones. Childhood has never been easy, but these days the on-ramp to adulthood seems somehow shorter and more perilous.
I can’t stay on a beach all day
Zoomers are just jelly that millenials got to be real goths and scene kidsThe resentment is palpable, I feel sorry for them honestly...
>>5220617Two hours ?
Two hours is fine, just not all day until I’m red as a lobster. There are often cool old beach towns and state parks next to the beaches, that’s where I like to go
I want a doner kebab truck near me
Kofte kebab for me
lamb for me
Those make my armpits stink
now you're making me hungry...
Pelmeni, to return to the original discussion
Is that why jeets stink so much?
That’s more because of cardamom, and another set of spices
What else, rice?
There’s a lot of flat plain to ride around in central Anatolia
And mountain lakes in the Caucasus
My feet stink regardless
That's disturbing to hear
I’m disturbed in general
Everyone is, edgelord
But… I’m different tho
I'm different too
I’m not like everybody else
hosh geldimiz
Kardas…
All right, now we're getting some digits in here
Good, I was worried for a sec
Nice afternoon vibes
it is nice outside
Again, beach and steppe vibes
Sunglass weather
B^]
Splash!
nice bikini bottoms sunning on towels...
Hold your horses, but, let’s not get lewd now
> butuh oh, Freudian slip!
Fugg, you caught me :/
A fun time at Hooters...
Hooters? Are you a boomer or something?
it's an all-American dining establishment!no bullshit though, it did have some great buffalo wings, at least back in the day
All the girls look orange there
lots of boomers are into that
Satan visited another thread, I see
Mods don't want put together niggas to get digitsIt's a ripoff, man
I love the mods myself. They’re doing a great job on this board!
Shhhhhhh...Let them enjoy things
Ehh
Mehhhh
I’m having fun…
Yay
Woot woot
Bump
Yee haw
Boom
it's a hard knock life
ForUs
Keep it rollin
Keep em comin
Like a pimp says to his hoez...
Noice B^]
Cowboy baby
With top down and the sun shinin
Get out that banjo lol
Cowboys play harmonicas
Doh neenelaw
What was that?
That's an onomatopoeic rendition of a banjo playing
BecaaaaaaauseMutiny on the Bounty’s what it’s all about!
I'm gonna board your ship and take it on OOooooooaut
Greetings again, fellow riders! I hope the open range treated you well today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DlCQrnljoIAnd YES, I am literally obsessed, and I WILL help this simpie out! :DDD
Clippity clop!
Whoosh whoosh!
Wind all blowing…
Love that wind!
Leaves rustling…
The summer warmth...
So comfy
And it's only Thursday
Warm!
No clouds, for the most part
Ride on!
Lots of nice rivers to drink from!
In a gallop!
Like a vigilante in the midst
funny you say that in this thread…
Rough riders and Robin Hoods
Dastardly characters
And rightly so!
And so we ride!
Have a nice apple pie made when I get home, dear
Yummy
O glorious golden wheat fields!
waving in the wind…
Imagine the smell!
Downright golden
Golden Arches, along the highway...
Downright greasy!
With sausage patties all around
An American dream
Forty acres and a mules sounds like a better American dream though
Imagine the sharts…
In the mart...
Brings a tear to my eye
And a clot to my veins
Take some Plavix
Run outside more, then
I don’t feel like it!
It's good for you, right?
Better than getting kicked off /tv/ for the fourth time
Word
Banned from /tv/ again. What are you faggots doing?
I just really like it here, ya know?
We're just having a nice little chat... join in, the water's fine! :D
We just like our special lady a good bit, ‘tis all…
Maybe a little too much...
>>5221545>4th timeJesus, I am at at least at 300 at this point
Then you’re the ranking veteran out of all of us :O
I kneel to a homegrown heroo7
Digits and respecc o/
IT'S A HOME AWAY FROM HOME!
I have a housewife here and everything!
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng yeah!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooonin' good
Zooooooooooooooooom!
Whatever happened to Bateman poster?
All hail the goon king
You mean that dude from the bikini coffee drive thru window?
He's one of them for sure
I don’t know… tell us more about the Bateman poster
Sounds like a fun story!
Mr. Oinkers was the real G
F for Mr. Oinkers... he was the bane of /pol/ for several years, he put all the zoomer simps to shame in here with his dedication
How he evaded all those banhammers, we shall never know…
I hated him when he was around lol
And now the world is a much sadder place… those were the days
Winter is soon in coming
Yup:/
Oh well
Squealers out for him in the chat
>>5221577Only to turdworlders. It's almost summer, white boy summer