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what that tongue do?
>>5207049>>5207050Good old 1-x^2 haircut lmao>>5210178sexo
>>5235280Need that up my arsehole.
>>5237183
another masterpieces from Adir 'i nutted on my lenses' Abergel
I love K to the Stew.
>>5240144>>5240145sorcery
>>5240144>>5240145weird it looks like kristen has heterochromia but we know shes a homo. Must be AI.
>>5240144>>5240145what the fuck is this shit?
>>5240320how did i not see this shoot before?
>>5240219>>5240334>>5240336Contacts for the flesh of gods, I suppose. The question is do her characther have heterochromia or Kristen was just too lazy to take out the second lens after the shooting
>>5241742>facial hair plugsMEGA JUST
>>5242009incredible photograph
>>5242126iconic ksweat
This bitch can't wall.
Queen Stew, if you follow this thread, know that it's a French fan who feed it the most right now, as it should be. Can't wait for you to finally move here for good.
So sweaty haha imagine the smell
>>5242653So moist
What a backslut
>>5242641celebs do always look the best for fr*nch events.
>>5242656shes burnin in the third degree
>>5242658is that the guy from agents of shield?
>>5242641Silly surrender-monkey, nobody loves her more than I do.
>>5241859>>5242007>>5242641She's so attractive it drives me insane
>>5242870Is it just meth, or autism?
Another cinematic failure incoming
>>5242870>last frameBALD
>>5242873 08 she is just getting mansplained about cinema.
>>5242889This is like the both far ends of the lesbianism spectrum.
Kristen je t'aime and you know it, that's why you're strangely attracted to this country.
>>5243311cutieeeeee
>>5243372so cringe it gave me stinky face
>>5243447>>5243449"I USED TO FUCK GAYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON!"
>>5243372imagine pinning her to the ground and licking every drop of sweat off her body
Seriously, what is wrong with her abdomen?
>>5243372>>5243447>>5243449God I wish that were me. I'm a gay male, btw. So this should work out for me.
>>5243372So sexy. Why did KStew leave RPatz? There were the number 1 power couple.
>>5243575Some horses just cant be tamed.
She's tiny.
>>5243773reminder this is the only existing picture of kstew and cara together
>>5243797>>5243797that's a rare pic indeed. never thought i'd see kstew and zooey together. or amber heard for that matter.
no more drugstew
>>5244368She was tipped off the fact cocaine dampens the effects of extreme heat and humidity. Sad.
>>5244375so THATS why she "cant live without illegal immigrants"! makes sense now.
>>5244368Another angry nasty lesbian just what the world needs.
Walled again...
>>5244436She wouldnt be angry and nasty and lesbian if she was getting my 5 incher regularly.
>>5244589shes destined to be a dope fiend, no matter the journey.
>>5244642The straight and the winding way are one. Mens memories are uncertain and the past that was differs little from the past that was not.
stink stew.
>>5244984Antiretrovirals and anabolic steroids have been used to treat HIV wasting syndrome.[3] Additionally, an increase in protein-rich foods such as peanut butter and legumes (dried beans and peas) can assist in controlling the loss of muscle mass.[4]
>>5244852tis quite the mindfuck. like thinking "if I could have done things differently..." the second you start changing the past the less you know what to expect because its a new trail. damned if you do and damned if you dont. just plain damned.
>>5244987she's playing a vampire in her next movie. give her a rest.
>>5245039heartbreaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njjM_HvX9b8
Happy 250!
https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM?si=iCGsMYFSDXbYY8Fu
>>5245549she probably never wants to see them live ;__;
>>5245533>a booth next to Johnny Deppimagine the coke binges
I absolutely love her toes
>>5245992The least revolting feet on the planet
You now remember 'The Big Shoe'...
>>5246106and>>5235620
kristen kino incoming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrcg8YHSys8
>>5245992They are objectively perfect>>5246208Don't remind me of what kino it could have been
>>5246724she's so beautiful as a blonde
>>5246724Noice
Hell yes, glasses-stew!
>straddles you and you look up and see this
>>5246778>>5246775Burton's Catwoman after she falls>>5246770she how easy it is too be cute again? just be blonde and raise your browalso this shit looks like another American Ultra but now Eisenberg is a fem swarthoid
>>5246777;_;
>>5246772Shawkat was unfuckably ugly even during arrested development and still is.Also>directed by dylan meyerel oh el
>>5246724
>>5240144>>5240334Definitely AI-enhanced or some shit…her eyes are definitely green, so here’s a B&W to prove it lel.. weird.
>>5246859I'd wonder if I died and somehow, against all odds, ended up in heaven
>>5246724>dude drugs lmao>with Seth Rogen
>>5247092>starring as cat
>>5247110thank yahweh cats cant talk or laugh
>>5247110I really dont like dylan.
>>5247110Why would anyone want their hair to look like this? Both of them. Spaghetti on top of dark hair.
>>5247231>when you think you're fighting the male gaze but really you just come across as too scummy to wash your hair
>>5247228I love Dylan and her gigantic head!
>>5246921>>5240358
>>5247236Why though?
>>5247536why not?
>>5247236>>5247595Kristen is posting here!
>>5247536dylan is a cutie. and his head is not that big, it's just that kristen is actually a hobbit.
>>5247123*watches trailer*oh god they've done the Look Who's Talking meme AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5247595She's cucking you.
>>5248224hm
Forgive me for I have sinned, I know masturbate to AI feet (shoes) of my waifu and not stew's anymore... I'm so sorry.
>>5249569*now
>>5250693>>5250694more hairy stew pits
>>5251488>just fuck my shit up
>>5251608cutieeeeeee
>>5251608remarkable
That's some greasy junky/retard energy
>>5251608She's so hot
>>5252105Stinky puta!
>>5242653>>5242656I'd lap it all up, cleaning her week worth of krisgrease
>>5243797I can understand why. They're both foot fetish predators, they need reciprocal vital space to hunt down starlets and indulge in their kinks. I bet Kristen is more into having her turbo stinly feet worshipped, while Cara is the opposite, she likes to suck girls feet. Now imagine for a moment a threesome with them. Two perfect cuckquean waifus combined into a perfect match. One can olny dream...
>>5244984Notice how predatory Kris10 is with the only fuckable thing in the picture (except herself, obviously)
>>5251486>ChatGPT, generate a 3D model based on these pictures
>>5252926>now make it come to life
>>5252948
now just a pedostache short of the idubz look
>pretending stew is not hot in 2026
>>5253720sexo, but that picture is from 2024
>>5253720
>>5253720>>5253856She's just too damn hot
>>5253861Unreasonably so.Like you have to be ttractive to some degree to work in the industry obviously but this is just ridiculous.
>>5253868She is truly irresistible to me
>>5253896Catnip for anons
aww, so cute that she still hooks up with her faggot deadbeat friends.
>>5254551>>5254553probably not wearing underwear.
It's so funny she thinks she's married kek
>>5254687Pro tip: there are no monogamous lesbians
>>5254551>the masturbator.jpg
>>5254551is kstew friends with best emma?
>>5254868Emma Dumont is not in that photo.
>>5254879>Emma DumontWho's that?
>>5254868Yep! They're practically neighbors. A bit weird that Dylan wasn't there, to be honest.
>>5255089They would make a lovely couple too.
>>5255496oh man, don't even start...
>>5255776KStew is too stinky and greasy for Emma.
>>5254868I've never even seen her pictured with Emma Watson so probably not.
Someone needs to remind this loser she's nearly 40 years old woman.Time to stop acting like a 12 year old boy.
>>5255776We should play matchmaker and set them up somehow.
>>5255812What happens when two horny freaks like them meet each other?
>>5255893>from the time when they are 8, they dream of being 12.>from the time they are 12, they wish they were 18.>as soon as they turn 18 they spend the rest of their life pretending to be 12.
What's going on with K to the Stew????
>>5256261More samples
>>5256261Christian Stewart when? Maybe she could land a role in the next Nolan movie.
>>5256261new haircut?
>>5256263>I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
>>5256261Both make me rock hard.>>5254655This look is so hot imo.
I didn't know about this piece of boobage kino from Personal Shopper (2016)
Lizzie (2018) is another notable screen appearance of kristens boobs.
>>5257140Literally perfect.
>>5257140historically inaccurate pits. need more hair.
>>5257242Ray of sunshine
>>5256444lol. my mind went first to the alien 3 ripley dummy
>>5257550My heart cant take this.
>>5257578Remember when you took this photo, anon?I didn't want you to at first. I told you I looked exhausted, that my uniform was a mess, that the place smelled like old fries and burnt coffee. But you kept smiling behind that stupid Polaroid camera, so I finally gave in.You waited for the picture to develop right there at the counter. You said I looked beautiful. I laughed.After that, you started coming in almost every night. Always ordering the same thing, always choosing the table where I could see you from the register. Sometimes we'd talk after closing, sitting in your car while the parking lot lights buzzed above us.And then one day, you never came back.I kept this photo anyway.Funny... I can barely remember your voice now, but I still remember exactly how you looked at me when you took it.
>>5257636They took this from me.
>>5257978Golden Age KStew!!!!!
>>5257912Remember that time you asked me to pose barefoot in the restroom? I thought it was a little weird at first, but... oh well. I figured it was probably just because you're so artistic.
>>5258028bro if youre going to tease footfaggottry at least make them looklike human feet
>>5258053ah shit didn't even see those details, oh well
>>5258086Everything else looks great. What did you use?
>>5258027>GENTLEMEN
>>5258097My heart.
>>5258113>do not be dumpsterlmao
I miss her, bros!
I miss her all kinds of ways.
I was her RPatz!
>>5258027>>5258101
>>5258028>>5258113Awesome.
>>5258027dude twisting up a fatty lmao.
>>5258193Thank you.
>>5258265Im tired, boss.
>>5258262Disgusting.
>>5258353I know, its not even a backroll, way too much paper.
>>5258181>>5258183>>5258184Truly the golden age of Cybertron.
>>5258352take a rest then
>>5258262its funny that at the end of the clip the people filming this promo demand that kristen put her joint out because they don't want to promote smoking.
>>5258395Cowards!
>>5258395more likely to do with the place they're recording at
>>5258439what's wrong with smoking oregano?
>>5258509Lots of things. Legit more harmful than marijuana
>>5258509smoking is banned from all buildings in Commiefornia
>>5258027Gimme your worst Stews, and I will make her great again.
>>5258573>show us how edgy you are haha>OMG STOP YOURE BREAKING THE LAWlol
>>5257978i count 4 masonic signs
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