Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Summer games editionPrevious thread:https://archived.moe/i/thread/808874/Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki
>>813779First
>>813779Raggedy Dan: welcome to the summer games hosted by our spirit of Christmas wendigo overlord Mandy Claus we're your announcers Jonesy: Jonesy Alexander!raggedy Dan: and Danny Thompson!J: gee raggedy Dan what is the summer games?rd:...... (don't call me that): that's simple Jonesy it's a 36 person battle royal to the death on a island in an undisclosed locationj: a battle to the death! gee that's sounds scary. tell me RD why would anyone participate in this?rd: ...... well you see everyone's gunning for the coveted prize a Christmas wish without any limits many people would kill for it and believe me they will....Jonesy: yeah that does sound great and all but what if you lose ragg-RD: stop calling me that it's easier if you just called me by my actual name you're going out of your way to piss me off!!!j: *holding back laughter*rd: OK well don't be worried about them because you see death won't be the end for them anyone who loses here will have their souls transferred into a a new elf body where they will work for our overlord to make the toys for all the good boys and girls of North Park RD: OK it looks like the games are about to begin let's give you a view of what's Happening!https://imgur.com/a/wF5xuUv
>>813781the contestants delly image was fixed I just screenshoted before that
>>813781lol melville no difs Nolan in his prime chadville I can already hear the shit talking he's going to be doing at school in a few days
>>813781Dang, the game already started and Sammy, Nicole, and Nolan just died <:(
>>813785Dam, Sammy get bullied by even the causality it self.
>>813783That kinda of pissed off the canon Sammy and Iris twins a bit more so Melville rubs it in their faces
>>813781
Janice just killed two kids and her wife. and Nicole is pretty upset at her
>>813789tt and delly killed her wife she was trying to save Sammy but they got the jump on her
>>813781Didn't think I'd be coping this early, but I'm going to believe that Nolan intentionally let his guard down around Janice because her grief was real. Melville didn't DO SHIT, except lure Sammy in thanks to his loud mouth and Janice had to kill him too as a witness. Still though: FUCK MELVILLE.
>>813781>"Yeah, you guys have fun slaughtering each other like it's Black Friday, Imma just-">*Sprints off elsewhere*
>>813781Stupid sexy dinosaur, don't you realize that you have to eat meat due to your altered biological appetite despite you not personally wanting to.
>>813781Never place your trust in a girlboss
>>813802She killed a miner? is that a bit evil
Jonesy: well that was an exciting blood bath poor Sammy and Nicole I feel for poor Rachel raggedy Dan: what about Nolan and Miner j what about them?RD: ...anyways let's get to the updates. https://imgur.com/a/BriHxWW
>>813805welp, this isn't a good day for the Hankmans
>>813805>Yashu got turned into a funkopoor lad
>>813807someone get a jar
>>813808who would put in in a jar wink wink
>>813805Diana is human again but don't know why she's here
>>813805>"I am Poseidon, Ruler of the 7 Seas!" or "At least I'm holding it this time..."
>>813811>no fishing rod,Leslie is dumb confirmed
>>813802I forgot
>>813819You're supposed to use a fishing rod in spear fishing?
>>813821>spear fishing in the ocean
raggedy Dan: wow what an exciting first day everyone. Jonesy: maybe except for the fans of the hankmans were sorry about that but that's how it goes sometimerd: well anyways let's get some updates on how our contestants are surviving the nighthttps://imgur.com/a/gIJwr2G
>>813836forgot the image
>>813836>"Huh, a conveniently placed crate of supplies... Must be a trap, I'll just head-">*steps on a landmine she missed the first time*>"OH FU-">*BOOM*
>>813805final words
>>813843*Sammy and Rachel
>>813843I can see why Nicole was so devastated about them
raggedy Dan: for this update we have something special planned Jonesy will have an interview with one of the fallen contestants Leslie Houben Jonesy: Leslie glad to see you back here how are you? Leslie: It fucking sucks Jonesy, died earlier than last time.J: at least you weren't first.L: True...J: so the people at home wants to know what's it like being a Funko Pop elf?L: It sucks, it's more humiliating than being a normal Funko PopJ: well you heard it here first so hang on we're getting a broadcast form the studio raggedy Dan: hey can you ask Leslie if she forgives me for eating her soul don't tell her it's from me please J: she can hear youL: Honestly Danny, it's water under the bridge, as long as you're *that*.rd:.... yeah haha..... looks like we're getting an update thanks for your time LeslieLeslie: No problem! Now if you excuse me... I have to assemble a gaming PC with no fingers.https://imgur.com/a/ReD8RqT
>>813867>https://imgur.com/a/ReD8RqT>teacup ran from Melvillelol
>>813874She saw what he did to Nolan
Amanda fucked up yashu has that dude ever won a single fight I'm just beginning to believe he's a fraud?
raggedy Dan: welcome back to the summer games and before the update we decided to answer a few questions we got via letter from the audience watching at home im ready for the first one Jonesy.Jonesy: from nurse Maggie from north park Colorado please give me back my daughter she all that I got in this cruel world.rd: couldn't you have chosen something lighter to start withj: raggy they are 97% all like this dude!rd: okay then find the 3% that isn't!j: FiNeD ThE 3%j ( sorting through the large pile of envelopes): give me back my kid, please don't let my husband die, don't let anything happens to my daughter ah here's one j: I want to see the blue haired chick make out with the brunette raggedy Ann doll.....rd:...... well folks that's all the time we have today here's the update and thanks for the letters you sickos. https://imgur.com/a/ogkB1X4
>>813889chadville is able to do something the trained assassin Gretel couldn't do boy the shittalking in school will be endless
>>813889You just know Max fucked Danny's sister.
>>813898he was just so pathetic crying himself to sleep last night she couldn't resist him wait a minute does she also have a thing for loser like her brother
>>813889Amanda tells drew her wish to bring all the contestants from this and the last Hunger Games to the newly rebooted just Jessie as cast members now drew isn't she she want to win anymore
>>813889>"Everything fine?">"Y-yeah! Peachy keen!"
>>813899Wendy has to be the bigger loser in any possible relationship she's in. No matter what
>>813903yashu or crush hands wrote this post while both desperately wants a relationship with her
>>813902Booba. These are some very nice big Booba.
>>813911Fish Boy's thinking the same
Vera: sorry you regular host couldn't be here they are currently being held up in the play testing department so I'll be your fill in host taking you calls first callercaller: hello am I on?v: yescaller: penispenispenispenispenispen- clickv: must have been a while since he seen his anyways next caller your on the air caller2: he pink haired bitch I wannav: Savannah you do realize we have caller ID caller2:clickv: you think her being a pile of wooden blocks would make it hard for her to make calls but you'd be surprised how little it slowed her insult game down anyways next caller your on the air caller3: hello is your refrigerator running?v: yeahcaller3: then you better go catch it ha got you!!!v: no sorry I'm far too busy watching your dad beat you after I charged his card $300caller: what!? a distant voice coming from the caller side: Neillllll!!!! what the fuck did you do!!!!click v: well that was a hoot but it appears that the update is ready so let's get back to it thenhttps://imgur.com/a/JQ4qXxi
>>813928even tt running from chadville the shittalking won't ever stop
>>813928>Rulf helping Fish Boyisn't he a little too able bodied for him?
>>813930Rulf thinks he has a skin condition.
Jonesy: raggy stop messing around we gotta do the updates right nowraggedy Dan:.....J: .... are you OK rd......j:Danny stop messing around rd.....j: this isn't funny if we don't give these people an update mandingo's gonna flipMandy: don't worry about him he's not here at the moment just get to the updates we'll get you a replacement soon enough Jonesy: ..... OK um here are the updates ( Danny you better be ok)https://imgur.com/a/SgINclq
>>813944>"Oh... That's my cousin in lewd and compromising positions and a 5 page fanfic of us doing the nasty..."
>>813944Gretel seething watching Hansel cuddle with Amanda as she being forced to make Nintendo switch 2s
max wasn't going to get his soul sucked twice by the same guy and the only reason he took Ester with him is because he knew if her soul got sucked then he'll know where he's hiding
Jonesy: not what I had in mind for a couple host but I guess we're doing this everyone at home welcome the Nancy the unbornNancy:....... who am I Jonesy: Nancy apparently your supposed to be some dead kids potential daughter brought back to existence with Christmas magicNancy: really what was I like?Jonesy: I don't know dude you don't exist anymore so even if I did know you I wouldn't remember you Nancy: so much potential lost Jonesy: that's not true you could have been a complete loser that no one likedNancy: ... oh that's true what foods did I li-Jonesy: yeah this isn't working out can I get another co-host anyways? here's the updates while I escort her back the Realm Of The UnbornNancy: I think I wanted to be a journalistJonesy: well news flash you don't exist anymore now get out of here! https://imgur.com/a/ZQcxTgF
>>813962fuck sorry about the typos raggy usually proof reads these you know I'm a little hung up on him just deciding to go after that wish so he can swap places with his mainline counterpart whatever that means. you know I think we had a pretty good friendship here but apparently I guess I wasn't good enough... you know Nancy said the best way to keep a man by your side is with pregnancy I I'm not too sure about that should I do it?
>>813962chadville goes out on his own terms God Melville will never shut the fuck up about this
>>813962>No brainer universe Nancy is the daughter of Nolan>Nancy can not exist without Nolan >Robert remain unaffected>Nb Robert is the daughter or river but not the son of NolanIs this oddly implying that Robert is River's son regardless of father while Nancy is Nolan's daughter regardless of mother
>>813972so Jonesy has to get Nolan to knock her up to bring Nancy in this world? ha haha hahaha hahahahaha funniest thing I heard today.
Jonesy: you viewers at home won't believe how toasty the north pole gets in the summer I just need to cool off today. anyways new co host introduce yourself.mute:.........Jonesy: come on I know you're upset about the whole being kidnapped so you could be an announcer thing but I think it'll be best for everyone if you just phoned it in you know.mute......Jonesy: fine her name is *check notes* mute? Like she doesn't speak Damn it why would you give me someone who doesn't speak as a co-host! I swear the incompetence here gets worse everyday anyways here are your updates.jonesy: give me someone a little more talkative next time ok! https://imgur.com/a/UiIakb7
Fishboy this entire game:
@everyone Jonesy: shit sorry I'm going to have to phone this one in today we just got raided by Ice. Mandy took out a lot of them and we might be going to war with the United States government well anyway here's the update https://imgur.com/a/GaHb4u9
Some new facts
Jonesy: welcome ba-Chatterbox: oh man it's great to be here can't believe I was kidnapped and then they brought me here so I could be an announcer so wonderful do you know how long the flight was? here it was very fast actually took a few minutes I guess that's how Santa is able to deliver pre-Jonesy: chatterbox we spoke about this you have to wait ti-chatterbox: Oh I'm so sorry Jonesy I got so excited about announcing I could hardly wait no not really happy about what I'm announcing because I don't know like violence but it's really good to have people listen can we talk sometimes you know everyone like stuff ready for some reason why do you think that is?Jonesy: gee I don't know maybe it's because you don't shu-cb: yeah me too I'm like really nice to everyone too i remember everyone's birthdays, their likes and dislikes, favorite foods.....Jonesy: sigh I'm going to need an aspirin anyways here's the updates. https://imgur.com/a/QS95C3E
>>814033Nothings HAPPENING
>>813962A bit late on making this, but...>"I'm Old!"
Jonesy: we're back with another installment of updates from the summer games today I'm joined here by that weird kid who claims to be time traveler sisteralty: well thank you I'm glad to be here but I'm not really her sister I'm a different version of her from a good timeline so if it helps you can call me Alty j: you and your brother really like your LARPing don't you? A: hahaha we're not LARPing really j: so who your rooting for alty A: one of the cat ninjas j: really?a: yeah would have been Dr cates but she died time cop : everyone get on the fucking ground!!!A: eep!TC: we got a call that there's been an unauthorized time traveler dwelling in this sector...Jonesy: looks like that's all the time we have here folks let me give you your updates while we handle this. https://imgur.com/a/SOAv7GU
time judge: you two are being charged for the crimes of...Jonesy: sorry were currently at time court right now so here the updates judge: be silent Ms Alexander Jonesy: no youre out of order!!!alty: umm can I get a separate trail? https://imgur.com/a/j9sBUSB
>>814080FishChad arc over...
Jonesy: OK the plan is simple alty we find the biggest guy in the yard and I kick his ass and make everyone know you're my prison bitch so no one will mess with you got it?alty: yeah so who's the guy we're going after.Jonesy: hmmm let me seealty: oh you can go after big Steven I he's hear he's a gnome that got kicked out for being a giantJonesy: pfft that guy's a softy come on give me a challengealty: what about wild west Wendy I heard she got transported into the wild west times after she kick principal Kiddy's ass and took over the school and then after being transported there she took over the original North Park Elementary School HouseJonesy: n-nah that'll be Child's Play I bet anyone in this yard to do thatalty: what about super duper Deluxe Asimov Prime 3 (with cup holders) I hea-Jonesy: .....stop picking these easy targets just give me a moment to find a good challenge....Jonesy: oh didn't see you guys there yeah we lost that trial super bad we're going to be here in time out-schwitz for some time well here's the updates while I figure out someone to assert my dominance over Jonesy: wait alty you just can't take on all three of them by yourself..... what how the hell did you win!!!alty: you see that blue haired piece of ass well she my bitch and that perky tight little ass belongs to me!!!https://imgur.com/a/FToyBea
>>814112Time Prison Jonesy X Alty anal when?
>>814112Wendy dying in the most Tom and Jerry way possible
>>814114Amelia is a lot smarter than most people realize even under her drunken state
>>814113sweet innocent and submissive in all places but the bedroom alty just absolutely dominating destroying Jonesy ass would be pure kino
Small palette cleanser from the games/just a cute doodle.
time prison guard: OK lock up time you two * clank* alty: that was an exciting first day right? why are you looking at me like that?Jonesy: everyone thinks I'm the bitich alty: that was your planJonesy: no my plan was for them to think your the bitch.alty: I may have jump the gun a little but it still worked out now everyone steers clear form us like we wanted right?Jonesy: ok i guess but what was with the comments about my ass?alty: I had to sell it plus your ass is really nice like i mean really nice Jonesy:... OK thanks I guess alty: now we have to sell the ruse Jonesy: what? alty: you know sleep in the same bed hold hands occasionally kiss and all thatJonesy: dude I'm not gay alty alty: this has nothing to do with being gay this is acting your just pretending there's nothing gay about that right?Jonesy:.... I guess your right alty: see its fine oh tee hee you guys are here for the updates let me get that for youJonesy: but that's my jobalty: just relax babe you don't have to worry about it I got you!https://imgur.com/a/BT99Vn5
>>814122When's the last time a character actually killed another? So far the last several rounds has just been characters stupidly killing themselves
>>814123After chadville left people just stop seeing a threat
>>814122>Amanda grooming tt while alty grooming Jonesy it's like poetry it rhymes
>>814122>TT's into tits>Alty's into assNow we need a neutral future TT that's into belly
>>814148>the t in tt stands for tits>A In alty stands for ass it's perfect
alty: happy 8 month anniversary prison babeJonesy: god it's already been 8 months since we entered this hell hole we didn't even do a another update yetalty: yeah time moves faster here compared to most places Jonesy: sigh happy anniversary to you too.alty: why have you been to so down lately?Jonesy: it's just being stuck here has really been starting to get to me I don't think we're ever going to get out of this place.alty: yeah I feel that way too sometimes but do you know what always cheers me up when i feel like that?Jonesy: let me guess my ass alty: oh you know me so well but its not just that it's also youJonesy:.... you don't get it I used to have freedom I could travel anywhere using electricity or the internet but now I can't do that anymore I'm just stuck in this cell or Courtyard pounding rocks all day justing wait until we die and guess what I won't die because I'm already dead and when you'll die then I won't have anything alty:..... wait a minute you can travel through electricity have you tried that since we've been hereJonesy:.. no I assume they blocked that offalty: Jesus Jonesy at least try itJonesy: OK.... oh my God oh my God there's no protection we can get out of here alty take my hand we're leaving this dump alty: but before we do that you have to give these fine folks the updateshttps://imgur.com/a/zl29hv7
Jonesy: sorry for the late update a lot has happened .Alty: yeah we kind of took over the future since everything is technology Jonesy can control it she pretty much a Goddes here and I'm her co-GoddesJonesy: yeah co-Goddes ruling these future dolts with an iron fist. it has been a blast but it's kinda gotta a bit old alty: yeah there's only so much ridiculous orders or impossible to follow laws you can throw at them before you've done it allJonesy hey you wanna go back to the present and finish announcing these games speaking of which heres the update https://imgur.com/a/n8OfJoa
I haven't drawn her in such a long time. Fly high, my extremely boring child
>>814214Welcome back!
>>814214Ain't nothing boring about her.
>>814214Hi There, Mute
>>814214what's up with the filename
>>814231Rot13
>>814233Well...Vjnaguvffvfgre
>>814234>More effort than DannyAnon and RobertAnon when they are naming their files.>>814214Greetings MuteAnon
>>814236Who the fuck names their files
Jonesy: alty where the hell are we?Alty: north park..... 1869... OK OK I'll admit I accidentally punch in the wrong dates Jonesy: how did you do that? you were like way off by like a lotAlty: yeah and you didn't know you control the Time cops entire Society when we were stuck in the prison for 8 monthsJonesy: fair. so just set the date right on our return pad so we can go home.Alty: ...I thought you grabbed the return pad?Jonesy: me!? why would I have it you said you wanted a pack everything? you always say that I forget important stuff that we need on our vacationsalty: you do! remember when you forget to pack underw-Jonesy( looking shifty): OK ok ok you don't need to bring that up. Alty I expected you to help a little bit Jonesy: well blaming each other isn't going to give us back to the present so how are we going to get back alty? alty: hmmm I have an idea but I'll tell it to you after we give these fine folks at home an update.the founder of the town: hey what are you two strangely dressed young women doing over there?Jonesy: minding our own fucking business that's whatthe founder: well I'll let you get back to it thenhttps://imgur.com/a/YQr0fwK
>>814238I can already hear Drewanon voice Drew: unlce slappy uncle slappy I can't stand it anymore you have to kill me Uncle slappyslappy: wha- no drew drew: uncle slappy you gotta do it what are you a pussyslappy: drew you can't say thatthat's all I got
>>814237I do, Mr. IMG_(numbers)
>>814241sorry_did_offend_you( description of the post or snarky joke)also melville goes to Lori to tell him if he ends up with mute Lori: ...ask again later
Jonesy: alty you're a genius how'd you get her to come here?alty: just left a message I knew would get her attention on an artifact that would end up in the North Park History Museum.Jonesy OK now what?alty: I throw this rock at the back of her head knocking her out and then we steal her watch and go back to the present?*alty hurls the rock at tt head her aim was true and tt falls to the ground unconscious. the two rush over to her and they take her watch Jonesy: so what's going to happen to her?alty: she's resourceful she'll probably get back to her own time Jonesy: OK just make sure you hit the right dates this time.alty: will do it'll just take a little bit I'm not used to this particular watch just the fill the audience in on the updates while I get our next jump ready https://imgur.com/a/R7gshbF
>>814280After killing Drew Slappy's more depressed than usual
alty: OK this time I made sure I pushed the right date inJonesy: it seems like we're in the present but why is this place a total Ghost Townalty: I don't know maybe everyone's at home or at a party or something.Jonesy: I feel a lot of people using the internet a little bit outside of town at the old cheatu maybe we should check it out*Jonesy and alty uses a power line to instantly travel to the cheatu*alty: ugh I'll never get used to that I think I'm going to barfJanice: oh you poor thing you look sick I got something you can take in my purse Jonesy: oh miss voland you're here?Janice: yeah I know I probably should have left but my little jerbear is having so much fun watching the crystal show with his friends though I'm not too happy what it's showing I wouldn't want to cut his good time short so i spent my time making cookies here to not have to see all that ( even though I can hear everything that's going on).Jonesy: crystal show wait a minute are we in Jonesy (echo) Crystal show wait a minute are we inJonesy: a different timeline Jonesy(echo) a different timeline *Jonesy kicks down the door to see the whole town watching crystal ball that is showing her*Jonesy: I guess you get the updates live on location Jonesy( echo) I guess you get the updates live on location https://imgur.com/a/g2kuYQM
>>814301>Host Jonesy and Jonesy Prime
>>814304Jonesy Prime is used to other Jonesys coming into this timeline thanks to no brainer Jonesy frequently stopping by
host Jonesy: why do you have two eyes?prime Jonesy: oh because I'm alivehj: what the? how?pj: it's a long storyhj: also why aren't you more surprised that you're looking at another you?pj: I mean we saw the whole thing on the orb but also you're not the first other Jonesy to come here speaking of which we might have to call her to get you two back homehj: trying to get rid of me that easy huh would two Jonesys really be so bad?Vera, Asimov, Danny, Wendy, Robert, nancy and the yangs: yes!!!hj: no one asked you!alty: I think we can make this work it could be kink- er I mean fun...*hj and pj give each other an awkward look*pj: . ..yeah imma give HER a callhj: fine well folks it's only been a few minutes here but I feel there's another update so here it ishttps://imgur.com/a/oPMIbg1
>>814354what did Mineral and Slappy do in the frozen banana stand together?
>>814356expand dong
>>814360Honking clown noisesslappy (probably) "mineral I'm gonna clooooownnnn"
the troll is back posting on /co/. why does this guy hate us again?
To the anon in the troll thread that told me about the textures: Either I don't know how to properly apply them, or they're ass.But I made this anyways.
host Jonesy: ugh do I have to go back? my timeline sucks! can I stay here for a bit?Prime Jonesy: yeah look I did a lot to improve my reputation here I won't let you mess it up again HJ: sounds like your problem PJ: yes that's exactly why I'm sending you away Jesus am I this annoying? don't answer that anyways no brainer me, send her back now*no brainer Jonesy stuffing her face with food*nbj: sorry I don't really get a lot of good meals or get to go to parties lately.alty: why don't you stay a bit longer pj: what no they cant....*alty, no brainer Jonesy and host Jonesy gives her big pleading puppy dog eyes*pj.... fine but once the games are over you three are leaving hj: oh thanks I knew you wouldn't kick a good girl out into the cold how about you read this next update for everyonehttps://imgur.com/a/rkkRXC8
>>814388Fraud-shu died trying to run away what a coward was he afraid of cringe kid or Ester?
>>814391CK has been a beast in this game, he's looking like he can go the distance
>>814391Prime Yashu: This is bullshit! I call shenanigans!
>>814378Figured out my issue, wasn't layering correctly
jonesy sorry having too much fun here, here's the updates https://imgur.com/a/sPPhIrO
>>814405fylnn, Ester, slappy, and ck surviving this late in the game is a miracle
>>814410of course Flynn would let Slappy and CK live. for reasons you know
host Jonesy: hey cripple fucker you enjoying the games ?cripple fucker: ..... you're actually talking to me?hj: yeah....cf: umm they're fine I guess...hj: good to hear now I heard you have quite the prosthetic collection is that true?cf: oh yeah I have tons of Prosthetics they're so fucking hothj..... sigh would you happen to have some glass eyes in that collection.cf: yep hj: mind if I borr-Prime Jonesy: what are you up to?hj: w-what I'm just mingling you know talking to people getting them hyped you know it's kind of the announcers of these games jobpj:.... you're mingling with Cripple fucker?hj: yeah he was telling me about his collection I'm sure you want to hear all about it pj: not really just stay out of troublehj: phew before we get back to it cripple here are the updateshttps://imgur.com/a/eBHE465https://imgur.com/a/twkVyqo
>>814424
Another attempt
host Jonesy: hey my favorite friend calamari how are you enjoying the games calamari: it's no RuPaul but it's pretty good. hj: that's good to hear you know the North Pole has no hairdressers?c: oh yeah I could tell just by looking at you and your little gal pal you brought here hj: hahaha... would you mind giving me a little touch up while I'm here saying that I'm about to leave in a fewc: sure thing what do you want?hj: you know to look like hers * she points to Prime Jonesy*c: you sure about that it's not much better than what you already havehj: yeah it's perfect. but before we can do that here are the updateshttps://imgur.com/a/94P9tdj
*Jonesy and alty meet in a closet *host Jonesy: alty your plan is working like a charm soon I won't have to be the north pole IT girl anymore how did you become such a conniving little cutiealty: I am dr Cates #1 fan after all but let's not fumble the ball this close to the goalhj: how could we possibly mess this up I'm practically and exact copy of the Jonesy here even though she's not as cute or as smart as I am *Prime Jonesy kick open the closest door*Prime Jonesy: I knew you was up to somethinghj: No we're not and even if we did you have no proofPJ: you're on the orb you idiot we can all see you plotting...hj: oh yeah I forgot it did that hj ( echo): oh yeah I forgot it did thatalty: wait a minute is a perfectly good explanation for this and I'll explain it right after these updates. While everyone wait for them to tell them what happens alty grabs host Jonesy and books ithttps://imgur.com/a/01UtYSO
Was feeling nostalgic for a game, so I dressed Leslie as on of the characters
>>814241Cute thanks Leslieanon :)
>>814479Fuck, I forgot to color in some bits!! I'll fix it
alty: can't talk to busy running here's the updates https://imgur.com/a/KwHPSXf
>>814500look like Slappy said "if you're want to avoid the struggle snuggle then your best snuggle Flynn"
>>814479So cute!Thx and YW!
Congratz, Danny. You got your own dream show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxEza8wLcS0
>>814511nah cause it's not mine!!! spend two years basically writing this and someone stole it from me
>>814500also max and blackcat working together Max must be really desperate not to go back to the north pole
Hi guys, what's going on here?
Theme of Asimov/Drewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqK-jh4TDXo
Jonesy: maybe we should just ditch this time and go somewhen else since we still got the watchalty: yeah sounds like a good idea TT: I should've known that you where the one who threw a rock at me!!!alty: oh shit its mean me we got to run!Jonesy: sure thing right after this update https://imgur.com/a/9x67j6t
>>814538
>>814538Without his brainrot CK has became ruthless
>>814538Slappy, Flynn, cringe kid, and mineral are in the final six lol
>>814538If I had a nickel where Max allied with someone only to then get killed by the one they attempted to gang up against then I'd have two nickels and it's still weird it happened twice.Also I'm impressed how long Max survived, normally he dies not even halfway in during the Hunger Games.Fucking Flynn & Cringe Kidd are in the finals, seriously? Who would have thought.
alty and host Jonesy: *muffled speaking*no brainer Jonesy: great work team we caught those two trouble makers I mean I guess it's natural since it seems like us two well three now seems to have some sort of affinity towards each othertt and prime Jonesy: we don't nbj: pfft don't deny it you two both dislike and torture Asimov, like to push people off, make crazy schemes an-tt: shut up 3d hair!pj: yeah shut up slushy hair! let's just give them to that scary groundskeeper till the games are done. nbj: I guess being in denial is something they have in common as welltt and pj : what was that!?nbj: and here are the updates https://imgur.com/a/KVCfn4R
>>814569the Slappy creep arc continues
vote on who you think will win!?https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVvKDdnO
Lon: noJonesy: *speaking muffled* but I didn't tell you what I want.L: I know it wouldn't be good plus I got a wheel of cheese to watch you till the party's over J: but I need to do the updatesL: I'll do them for you https://imgur.com/a/wXY5986
>>814598alty ( muffled): come on 5 wheels of cheese Lon: my Integrity is much more important than cheeseJonesy( muffled): god you sound like my dadLon: how is your Alec doing?Jonesy: I haven't been able to see him since I'm stuck in the North Pole though it's not that much of a difference to him seeing that he ignored me all my lifeLon: your father does care about you its just after his sister Amanda died it devastated him to lose another family member close to him so he distance himself from you seeing that all the girls and your family dies before 18 and you died at 11 Jonesy,:.... I think it's time for the updates.https://imgur.com/a/yyVGAKd
>>814598>>814625Cmon, kill each other already
>>814628no. I need my north parkies alive
>>814625>>814628>"STOP BEING CHUMMY! KILL EACH OTHER! I HAVE MONEY RIDING ON THIS!"
Lon: not much going on here so here's your updatehttps://imgur.com/a/4NCcN3b
>>814679Straight up clownin' it
>>814679I can still see the trauma from him killing drew in the games
Danny: how those two holding up Lon: they're secure and annoying Danny: well that's good I guess Lon: so why are you here?Danny: cause you locked them in my room Lon: they wasn't going in my shack and Wendy would've thrown a fit if I put them in her'sDanny: well im mad they're in mineLon....Danny: why did you only do it because you know I can't fight back?Lon: they'll only be there for a couple more hours you will survive itDanny: why not Lori's room huh?Lon: I don't want her to be upset Danny: what about me?Lon: you can handle itDanny: I won't retributionLon: you just wanted to say the updates didn't you? Danny.... yeah Lon: well here are the updates Danny: come on!!! https://imgur.com/a/Cp64JUE
>>814698>CK has somehow made it to the final 4HOW?
>>814701Most people just assumed he was going to die on his own and didn't bother picking him off early in the game but unbeknown to them when cringe kid goes through brainrot withdrawals he becomes very vicious
Cassandra's not taking her new Christmas elf slave existence to well
yashu getting roasted for fleeing at the workshop
Danny: OK no one is here I can announce themAmanda: what's up fake little bro?Danny: Amanda what are you doing hereAmanda: there's a big line in the bathroom and Lon said I should use yours and Wendy's connected bathroom Danny: he really likes volunteering my stuff today. well it's over there so Amanda ok then..... oh are these the updates Danny: yeah I'm about to read them*Amanda snatches the envelope from Danny's hands and holds it out of reach Danny: hey what the hell Amanda Amanda: yeah Lon said he'd let me use your bathroom if I specifically stopped you from reading the updates I think he's mad at you about something.Amanda: here's the updates https://imgur.com/a/mbeG8q0
>>814718>https://imgur.com/a/mbeG8q0Dam, Mineral is hardcore
>>814718>>814719>Mineral spends earlier rounds seducing Slappy only to kill him
>>814720She learned from the best; Max
Danny: OK I'm saying it here's yo-* screams are heard throughout the party*mandingo: where is she!?Lon: right on time but I specified discreetness mandingo: sorry about that I'm just so worried about my wayward IT girl....and I guess her girlfriend tooLon: yeah they're right this way Danny: what the fuck Lon why the hell are you so against me reading the updates Lon: April 13thDanny: oh my God you cannot still be mad about that it was a mistake and I said I was sorryLon: you left my personal cheese refrigerator open you know how many cheeses spoiled that dayMandingo: well thanks again for taking care of my IT girl Lon and regular Dan. hmm do one of you want to do the honors of giving the updatesDanny: me me me pick me I would like to mandingo: okay I think I know who wants to do it all right Chaz give them the updates ( sorry little bellhop Lon specified this as a condition)Danny (in the distance): nooooooochaz: OK here are the updates https://imgur.com/a/g168vlR
>>814736yeah dying to cringe kid that is
>>814721>>814713>>814710teacup is actually quite happy as an elf since everyone is roughly the same size she not short anymore
>>813805I messed up the background, sorry.
>>813805Never fails to distract
raggedy Dan: welcome back to the grand finale of The Summer Games I'm am once again reunited with my co-host Jonesy to bring you the final updates ..... but before we get to that I must apologize to my co ho- friend Jonesy I was lost in the di-Jonesy: oh can it you over stuffed teddy bear I understand why you did it I even tried it myself unsuccessfully but I get it and I don't blame you honestly I'm just glad to be back with you and our new girlfriend as a power trouplerd: what? did you think we were dating? Jonesy: do you got many choices?rd: no not really alty: welcome to the trouple raggy Jonesy: also I got great news I'm pregnant!!!alty and raggedy Dan: whaaat!!!???Jonesy: yeah when I got back I talked to Nancy the unborn and I took her up on her offer just in case you said noRD: that is the most irresponsible short-sighted not thought out thing I've ever heard!!!.... I honestly miss that about you.Jonesy, alty and raggedy Dan: well that's enough about our drama time to give you the final update thanks for watching!!!https://imgur.com/a/hg4P4t1
Ragdoll wishes her sister back as if they never joined the games though unbeknownst to ragdoll the wish just made perfect clones of black cat and teacup while the real ones are still in the workshopRagdoll returns to town but only to sell off most of dr Cates stuff making her and her sisters billionaires They buy a mansion A spooky Mansion A murder mansion Because the next Hunger Games is Crazy cates Murder Manor masquerade party where 10's of billions dollars and a manor is on the line
>>814752https://youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytk?si=gdKfHEX6uyu6GJIC
Stan the weed man and weedo 9000 has officially out lived tegrity farms
>>814789He has been freed from the curse
>>814791He still tokes, but he's no longer made of weed.
I just realized that weedo can only be in the show for like 10ish years since his creation heavily revolves around tegrity farms
>>81480410ish years is too good for Weedo's existence, so he should be glad we can afford that much time to him
>>814804>>814808actually it's been 7 years
episode brother Goodfella father Goodfellow's estranged father the leader of a hippie commune comes back to town meanwhile mineral wants to give him a piece of her mind Since he apparently turned her parents into hippies turns out that's her maternal grandfather
>>814848Is the implication here that Paul Goodfellow has been Mineral’s uncle this whole time? I wonder if Mineral would have rather moved in with him instead of Uncle Rick or not.
>>814850yeah but I imagine he didn't know it. there's a reason he became a catholic priest and I don't know it but there is one so he probably didn't keep up with his family?
>>814850also someone draw mineral as a nun
>>814789I really need to round out Stan The Weed Man more.Randify him.
Max what did you do? Max they made a series just for you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4REA4evnf5M
>>814861that's more of a dr Cates thing than max
Tomorrow is my birthday so im going drop a North Park painting right here. It Amanda vs Angela. though im not sure if it complete
>>814865dam this is a good one
>>814865it's pretty cool
>>814865Guardian Angel?!? How unfair
>>814867>>814875>>814877thank you for the compliment
>>814865This look amazing ^^
happy birthday Robertanon
a gift from Sammyanon, Chazanon, Leslieanon and me to Robertanon
>>814906For those at home, who drew who?
episode mazel tov cocktail Jonesy, fiona, and Addison are slighted by a mutual acquaintance they have in the town's Jewish community and they decide they need to get even with her by ruining her bat mitzvah.the ending is they recruit Leslie to start a small fire but before the plan is set into motion the person who slighted them reconcile is with them and they forget to call off Leslie and she is caught and accused of an attempted hate crime
>>814994>"Those bitches better post bail like they said they would..."
>>815040Jonesy would hack into the police department computer system to show her bail has been paid then make sure the evidence got lost in the system so they'd have to drop the charges and encourage Leslie to hire her uncle to sue the police department for making up such a story and reputational damage
Wren is very tall than ToadesArtwork by Dannyanon
>>815043Cloaca got me actin' strange
I can see slappy making this video https://youtu.be/IoDDWmIWMDg?si=Zv1TUtV1o1majhau
>>815066>Slappy gets arrested for a hate crime episode
>>815068He just next to Leslie at the end of the episode it's our version of the Comet trilogy but the connecting tissue is the end of the episode someone getting locked up for a hate crime
Monsieur Calamari decided to model the Momstrong's hair into something new
>>815070The final episode is Max loses his edgeafter Vera tells max he wants to be Eric Cartman but he's really just Bart Simpson (in a more diegetic way because I assume almost people in North Park don't know who Cartman is) Max tries to prove he still got his edge and tries continually fails to get arrested for a hate crime
>>815123*the Final episode of the trilogy
>>815121what do you think?
Episode Idea:>Season 6: Teenage Mutant Maizeby's Kernels>Synopsis: Maizeby decided to use the radioactive corn kernel to mutant them into show-stealing corn entertainers. but when both Vera and Nos see how much valuable they worth, they decided to still them for their own (or one of them) purpose.
Bobson Dugnutt, 8th grader (held back), one of Michael's friends, he prefers to shorten his first name.
>>815179What's his deal?
>>815179a Vera called him dognutt in the first grade and the nickname stuck he has spent the last 9 years coming up with a come back to her
>>815180Nothing really, just wanted to use a funny name, he's still in 8th grade cause he's kinda slow.
Jonesy and Danny as worker drones from murder drones
Vera and mineral as labubu
>>815215>Leslie:"Huh, didn't realize Vera could be more cringe"
>>815217vera: "you know what they say about glass houses Funko Pop."
>>815218"Damn You."
[OFFICIAL NORTH PARK LABUBU]Limited cringe kid version[200 copies only]BUY NOW!!!
episode labuybuyVera learns the latest fad Labubu is quite popular and profitable so she makes limted North Park and expensive variants based the townsfolk which most of the kids go crazy for expect CK who doesn't understand the fad Jonesy an avid collector needs to make money to buy each one so she takes a job at the movie rental store with Amanda.
Leslie's Room
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>>815249
episode where another homeless girl who was passing through town shows Hansel he can make a ton of money as a homeless YouTuber so he starts a YouTube channel with Jonesy Ingrids help ( he called in a favor for turning her back human after the rat incident) yes homeless YouTubers are a thing now https://youtube.com/shorts/QVFn6HayYBc?si=WnTWQc55wNb6uMRfPersonally I'm more into train hopping YouTube
>>815246We finally beat South Park to the punchhttps://youtu.be/L7wC4qbppoQ?si=LvP4hQpb9qrLxJ13
>>815281Are you fucking kidding me?! I don't want to hear about this shit anymore than I have to. At least the girls seem to have more prominence
>>815281Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend’s birthday>Jonesy an avid collector needs to make money to buy each one so she takes a job at the movie rental store with Amandashit guys I think I might be the alter ego to one of the south park writers
space larp bounty hunter Jonesy
>>815304she's the you have too many members on your team so she on our faction today kid
