Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Holiday's EditionPrevious thread:https://archived.moe/i/thread/813779Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki
I'm sorry for the bump off just didn't want brapfag to make the thread little irritating we have to worry about this nowBut on the bright side we can post images directly to the thread again
Jonesy OPJonesy thread
>>822479Good morning guys
>>822483Coincidentally I just drew this
Ok, I Made some promises to Everyone. Here I hope you enjoy it
>>822490vera: most realistic depiction of Leslie though it's quite generous in her body size
>>822490>AngelaUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>822490I do enjoy it, thx!
Maids need more content
>>822521Are they the North Park equivalent of Raisins? 'Cause I saw Asimov crossdressing dressed as a Raisins girl, so I'm confused
>>822490Can you post the smaller version showing off the room it is in? There's going to be unironic faggots calling it AI slop despite it not looking anything like the usual styles and models.
>>822523asimov is secret gay
>>822523Yes, the cross dressing was prior to Raisins being kicked out of town.
>>822531it was only there for one day some jerk called p Kiddy to get out of a bill
>>822532>>822531Well, I think Dani should work there
>>822523That was before the maid cafe was a thing
>>822534Oh, alright.
>>822521I like the idea that none of them are Japanese and they all just use Japanese names when they're on the clock.>>822525ha, you wish
Episode dirty cheater dancingChaz realizes his mom goes out once a week and he finds out she's been cheating on him with another boy particularly Fredrich the vampire apparently those two attends a mother and son dance thing she knows Chaz isn't interested she wants to attend and fredrich wants to attend as well and she believes this boy is an orphan at least that's what he tells her so why not Chaz wants to get back at her by winning the competition with vera whose totally miffed at Fredrich because a few of her schemes were ruined by his absence
>"Huh, a lot of people being shrunk these past few days... Which is weird considering it's only been 15 hours and only one other person's been shrunk."
>>822546PUT HER IN A JAR!
Episode Bad to the Clone In an attempt to differentiate herself from Danny Dani tries to have a bad girl phase what the help of them third grade girl
>>822548They go to war with Lydia's gang and win Lydia and her Gang has to be good girls now in order to keep the social balance of the school intact
>>822548Eh, I don't really care for Dani.she was made to fulfill a ship and couldn't even do that right
>>822550Well sucks for you
>>822550She was made to be a ship for cringe kid end up stealing his girl Fucking based
>>822552fucking lame is more like it.also Sabrina/CK sucked, no one liked it.but hey at least they can be sucky characters together.
>>822549Wait, what happens to Posie? Is she a bad girl now?
>>822556She realizes her Niche has been filled and she takes someone else's niche like hermit crabs changing shells and this just keep going down the line creating chaos across the North Park Elementary
>>822557So the entire social structure of North Park gets altered as people take each other's niches? Nice!
>>822550sorry asimovanon, not really
>>822559somehow Vera ended up as the milf lover, Hansel as the lead jock, and Drew the leader of the cripples which are now entirely comprised of non cripples
>>822553>No one liked itWhy was it pushed so hard?But yeah it was a garbage ship.>>822561>Drew is the leader of the cripplesFucking WHAT this is so kekworthy to me, I need to know how!When???
>>822560that wasn't me tho?
>>822562>Why was it pushed so hard?I think the artist just found the ship funny?CK was always portrayed as oblivious to it tho so can it even be called a ship?
>>822561How would Drew even rule over them?
>>822567like an angry god
>>822567being gay
>>822568>>822569Ok, but who would join her? Cindy, Mute, Mineral?
Rather active tonight, wave of new people?
>>822571All me.
>>822571I mean, I'm always here.
>>822571It's just first page fresh air and new thread smell, now that we have all the time in the world to relax and post frequently, we're getting it all out like a nice relaxing piss in a gas station restroom
>>822574Linus is such a cinnamon roll
>>822561your mom's pov of Vera hitting on them
I feel like Butters would get along better with Linus than Posie. Not saying he wouldn't like Posie, but he'd relate to Linus more
>>822589wait, do North Park cross over with South Park?
>>822590Well, someone drew Posie kissing Butters & Bebe holding Posie at gunpoint. Plus, North Park and South Park exist in the same universe. Think of it like Family Guy and American Dad
What if The Stretch Momstrongs visit the mothers of South Park?
>>822594Sheila hates how perverted they are and prefers they keep it behind closed doors.Carol doesn't careLiane joins themSharon considers cheating
>>822562Nancy stole her pretending everything is a TV show niche after Zach took over the morning announcements and is using it to spread cruel rumors about the students so beansy ( who is now in Jonesy position) suggested she be the leader of the cripples after Rolf advocated the role once all the cripples had been replaced
>>822577she a generous lover especially during that time of the month how could your dad possibly compete
>>822575Linus is such a DORK
>>822600He gave up his hate boner for able bodied? This doesn't look all that bad>>822604This whole social thing lasts like a week, right?
>>822606Shut up, LydiaAnyway, I feel like Butters would take Linus semi-seriously, given how naive he is. However, while he relates to Linus' feelings, he'd think his whole goth edgelord thing is faggy and tries getting him to channel that in different ways, like encouraging him to be a writer. He still respects Linus a lot.Think of it like Henrietta and her mom, except Butters isn't two-faced toward him.
>>822607>He gave up his hate boner for able bodied? This doesn't look all that badActually it's quite the opposite it's because of the cripples being replaced by the able-bodied is why he left>>822607>This whole social thing lasts like a week, right? yeah maybe like closer to 3-4 days
>>822609I wonder what Cripplefucker does now. I doubt anyone would wanna take his niche
>>822611Orthopedic Dialysis.
>>822612That seems infinitely healthier
Rate the characters by how much you want them to sit on your face
>>822622Mandy, Trishia, Asimoms & Jonesy would be up there. Maybe Evelene, tooJonesy, Vera and Ula are mid-tierJerry's a maybe
>>822623who's Evelene?
>>822624Leslie's mom. A pic of her ass was posted last thread
>>822623Jonesy is so nice you had to say it twice
>>822635That was a typo. Sorry, Jonesy, you're only mid-tierAlso, Lori needs a wiki page
>>822636Sounds like it was a Freudian slip you knew you wanted Jonesy's ass so bad you put her on the top spot and the middle spot cuz you wanted to tap it so bad
>>822638I mean, you can't exactly have her look at me like that and not expect me to say no...Also, add Lydia to that list
>>822641>>822636Jonesy: so I heard you like my ass,dweeb!
It seems we being lewd early.
>>822644To be fair it started at the second post
Episode Nancy News LiveAfter Nancy finally gets kicked out of morning announcements due to her a lack of journalistic ethics leading to various complaints and a lawsuit she has a psychotic snap and decides the world is her audience now and it's just narrating and commentating over everything that's happening to a fake audienceRobert and Curtis sets up an intervention for her with all her friends in attendance so just Danny, Asimov and pre ghost Jonesy but this makes her spiral even further if she's not going to report the news she's going to be in the news. she holds the fourth grade hostage at gunpoint In several hours long standoff with Gancy episode S.A.M I AMJonesy gets tired of everyone dogging on her so she goes on strike until they apologize and beg her to help them. everyone laughs her off until the Anti Thompsons unleashes S.A.M on them the Sinister Aggressive Malware ai virus on the Main Line universe it takes control of all Electronics including the robots and uses them to attack people across the town it even turns on it's creators Anti Danny and anti Wendy. meanwhile Jonesy is just chilling on a lawn chair waiting for them to ask her to take care of this she could do it in a second but the townsfolk are being stubborn about this they don't want to apologize they don't want to beg for her help but they will surely die without her
Asimov White and The 00110111 <VERTICALLY CHALLENGED>
>>822647based on this Episode Idea, Asimov gets lost in the woods and ends up communing with nature and becoming a druid, but his friends all get lost in the woods trying to find him and he has to give up the peace of his woodland grove to save them all from starving in the woods.
>>822649Asimov, after saving everyone from the woods: Okay I'm going back now.Everyone: NO!Asimov: Darn.Asimov Yearns to live in the woods with all the woodland critters.Sadly, society will not let him.
>>822647Cute!!!
Following the whole Anit character thing, Anti-Jerry would basically be Squim.Also, how horny is Anti-Wendy? Is it just for her alternate self or does it go deeper?
>>822656>how horny is Anti-Wendy? Is it just for her alternate self or does it go deeper?just her alternate self that bested her time and time again she pretty narcissistic and only wants to conquer (or be conquered by) the best.
>>822657>or be conquered bySo she switches up between making plans to have Normal Wendy be her bitch or to get dommed by her?
>>822658>So she switches up between making plans to have Normal Wendy be her bitch or to get dommed by her?no she always tries to win he's too proud to admit she wants to be conquer even by To herself. it's just when another one of her plans fails and she's once again on her hands and knees begging that her alternate universe counterpart doesn't kick her ass she wouldn't mind if Wendy just took and kept her and ravaged her from time to time of course she put up an act of protest but she be putty in her hands
>>822656Also Anti chaz is a innocent timid boy who gets lusted after by milfs including his Super Genius mother who is the science teacher of the North Park Academy
>>822661by Chazanon
>>822661>>822662So like early seasons Butters but a milf magnet. Cool
>>822622Georgina, Clancy's Angels, Beansy, Jonesy, Sabrina, Dani.... Uhhh... Leslie, and her mom, also Ula, I'm drawing a stupid pic of me and Ula that will hopefully get some chuckles.Everyone else shall perish.
episode Hansel 3d Hansel gets hooked up to a VR headset and Is forced to play doom for science he thinks a genuine demon apocalypse is happening and he's Earth's only hopehttps://youtu.be/KR64RBHaDdY?si=Jhciln7Vs9U_n7YY
>>822665Dr toads gave Hansel five bucks and the promise of cake if he did this experiment. so b plot Gretel is in his waiting room until the cat Ninja's break in to cause mischief and the Frog ninjas (I don't remember what they're actually called) tries to stop them but it's clear the cat girls don't take them seriously and just go around them which hurt their froggy feelings. when the cat ninjas are about to attack the pod Hansel is in Gretel gets in their way and they decide to destroy some other part of the lab. the Frog ninjas sees that and want Gretel to teach them how to be fierce like her
>>822666Toades weird friendship with the homeless kids despite his race usually hating them is oddly wholesome
>>822667I also think Gretel teaching the Frog ninjas could be sweet, too. I wanna hug Gretel, even though that could likely get me hospitalized
I can also see Dr. Toades teaches the Bird ronins on how to be dependent on other people. Like being selfless and helpful
Wait a goddamn minuteCats: LandFrogs: SeaBird: SkyDon't tell me there's a 4th space-themed trio
>>822680I mean laika the dog was the first animal to orbit the Earth so the dog boys samurais could be space themed
>>822681And Cerberus is the dog that guards the underworld so if you want to do hell as the 4th terrain they could work there too
>>822682So they're the 4th trio. You mentioned there were 4 trios (Cats, Frog, Birds) and I forgot to ask what the 4th one was.I think hell works, assuming they aren't aliens or something
>>822683There's dog boy Samurai's technically that the second after the cats
>>822684Oh, neat!Also, I don't think they should be spaced themed. I just saw the land-sea-sky thing. They'd be land to rival the cats
Jonesy in the Twitter meme sweater she want a poll between all my girls to see who would wear it so now she knows she's hot shit
I'll reward an episode idea I had from the previous threadepisode siblings day There's a big Festival in town for the annual Siblings Day Hansel and Gretel are partaking in the festivities which includes a DNA test to see how genetically similar you are to your sibling the two twins discover they're not related at all and Gretel is pretty inconsolably upset by this news she and she runs off and happens to meet up the Assassins used to run up with who take her back. Hansel is also upset and goes to Vera mainly to get free peanuts to drown his sorrows after telling her whats the matter she tells him that Gretel is totally her sister she tasted both of their bloods and they're definitely twins Vera then looks into the company behind the DNA test which happens to be also the same company Behind The Sibling Day Festival and it's a dummy Corp for the assassins this was all the ruse to get Gretel back.
>>822686>>822689* she won a poll and I'll rework an episode
"King Chicken"DDMC go to the Chicken Farm and find out Farmer Curry isn't exactly as he seems, the girls find a plot to expose the town to a special breed of 'Chicken Flu'.Farmer Curry becomes a recurring villain for the two from here-on out."Go! Go! Curry!"After having been foiled by the DDMC, Farmer Curry reveals he had escaped prison via hopscotch tournaments.He holds a soapbox derby and straps a bomb to almost each car.Think Speed, but with more kids and more Tim Curry."Moonlight Bay"DDMC try to solve the mystery of Moonlight Bay.Dani must confront her feelings for Sabrina.Sabrina contracts lycanthropy."The Mystery of Turtle Beach 2: The Legend of Saint Bernard"While at Turtle Beach for the second time, while playing in the sand the two find out about the mysterious Saint Bernard.Uh-oh! Dani forgets to dig out Sabrina, the whole episode consists of Sabrina just complaining, and asking for help, trying to wiggle out of the sandhole, that is until she finally gives up, Dani comes back and digs her out."The Mystery of Turtle Beach 2: Dead Men Don't Drive"We see Dani's perspective, she spends the entire episode at a bus stop, she's patient, humming songs to herself, sighing, and she finally remembers she forgot to dig out Sabrina.
season long arc the great north park blockade the government gets fed up with all the world ending threats and choas coming out of North Park so the military blocks it off from the rest of the world (even going as far as a sever it from the internet ) with a blockade anyone who tries to leave get shot dead. the town quickly devolved into anarchy but from the ashes a few faction formed as law the vamps and homeless Alliance( downtown and the school and parts sewers/ catacombs) Thompsons ( The Chateau and the surrounding forest remains in their ) the Frog men ( the residental area and forest outside the Thompson control and the parts of the Underground that the homeless and vampire Alliance don't control ). which side your ocs go to?
>>822711The Carey-Honkers go VHA.Sabrina goes Thompsons.Stan plays Triple-AgentBeansy has no sides and isn't even aware of the conflict.Baldy tries to flex on the Government.
>>822711The Yangs are probably with the Thompsons since the waters are near the woods and the frog people hate them for eating frog, Li fishes, Honoka cooks, and Yashu handles entertainment and manages the maid cafe girls working there now.Maria and the rest of the Asimov Family are probably working with/under the frog Men until Toades sneaks them out to the Vampires and Homeless.Teeny Steeve is the courier between the different factions thanks to being able to teleport through the walls.Bobby Norman and CK are probably also mostly neutral considering Bobby is still working pretty much all the jobs and no one wants him to stop working.Toades is working with the vamps and Homeless, sneaking families out to them, this is his paragon arc.
>>822689Sucks being Gretel. That's decent angst right there
>>822711Being under Frogman rule is akin to being under North Korea most people who were there or captured during the Takeover and whenever they leave usually through a mission the family's held hostage so that they will return and not betray themThe vamp homeless Alliance it's pretty decent ( outside of the occasional human sacrifice so the vampires can eat) mainly because Vera is being kept in check by Hansel and Ernest ( who was like the third pillar of leadership there) the Thompsons are mainly just a neutral faction they don't care about expansion just maintaining what they have they just continuing as normal but people who come to their Chateau stay for free and get free food as long as they help out
>>822711>>822716The season is Hansel Centric he's getting trained by the homeless knights for the final battle with the frogmen His trainer is basically just a homeless Yoda hanselanon if you have any ideas on how would Hansel handle this or any neat ideas for this do shareThe entire Arc the leader of the frogmen keeps talking about some mysterious benefactor who told them about this town being up for grabs weeks before the blockade turns out it's the anti- Thompsons whose who's been blackmailing the government into setting up a blockade so they my begin their conquest of the main timeline here after toades leaves they give the frogmen a cybernetic virus that will turn people into their cyborgs slaves but they pitch it to them as a magic item the Frogman have no clue there being double crossed because it will also infect them and put them in the Anti Thompson's control. During the final battle the devices used and half the characters are now cyborg slaves and Jonesy has to sacrifice herself so the people have free will again they are still cyborgs though. The ending after the frog men is defeated and all sides come together again Asimov finally sees Drew for the first time who is now a cyborg he kisses her and then gets smacked turns out Jonesy Consciousness now exists in all of the cyborgs but it's dormant for the most part but certain things can cause it to flare up and have Jonesy takes over them basically think Kenny possessing cartman but on a much bigger scale This lasts for like half the next season as all the scientists try to interrogate the anti- Thompson's on how to remove the cybernetics without killing the host but they refuse to tell and their technology is far too different form their own for them to figure it out without them even the gray goo can't fix it without harming the host ( that's for you Asimovanon)
>>822711>>822716let's see Uisas on the Alliance faction but is planning to take over Vera put him in menial roles but says they're important he thinks he's working his way up the ladderThe dulls farm is in the Frogman territory but Timothy almost immediately dug them an Escape tunnel so then now on the Alliance side and it's constantly making tunnels to the Frogman side for secret missionsThe cat ninjas was split up and sent to the three different sections keep an eye on an opening for Dr cates ( who is chilling at the Thompson's) to take over they're all suffering from separation anxiety and team up with their counterpart in the dog Samurai who is doing the same but dog man is in the Alliance side helping outChuck and Zach got captured by the frogmen they use Chuck and Mac tonight to spread propaganda every night through a speaker system to the other factions they don't realize no one cares other than it's kind of annoying
Jonesy started with the Thompsons but since it was discovered she could power the entire town every faction wanted her so that they could take control of the rest of the factions so throughout the season she keeps getting kidnapped by the different factions At some point Cassandra gets captured by the Frog men And made to do forced labor which pisses her off then gets rescued When Dani and Sabrina Who are playing spies now went to sneak into the Frog man's base to get Jonesy because Lori says all hope will be lost if they don't have her during their escape Cassandra pushes Jonesy into the Frogman tadpole pond causing her to electrocute all the tadpoles
>>822731By the end of the Arc Jonesy is drained after powering a town for months which makes her think when she's going into the cyborg virus AI system to free everyone she might not make it back
Toades after finding out about the tadpoleshttps://voca.ro/16Mfp7I9OW0U
>>822721All the Crips in town became cyborgs which makes them perfectly able-bodied heck even a little better than able Bodied which makes all of them happy except rulf but after nightmare guy shows the Anti Thompsons some loving by hugging them a bunch which makes them feel things they never felt before like love and affection which they hate this is torture to them they are ready to reverse the cybernetic virus but that will make the cripples go back to normal so they try to book itepisode Crutch Runnerrulf having been deroboticized tracks down the cripple Army to reverse the cybernetics they all protest and try to fight back but one by one he gets them all beansy is the last she's expressing fear that she'll never have this clear of mind again and not being able to express herself to others and she gives the Blade Runner I've seen things you've never seen before speech To rulf through her Banzai buddy text to speech implant after anti Danny finishes the procedure anti Danny: well you got what you wanted her mind is gone like tears in the rain
If clowns classify as monsters then I get to fuck Momo.
Episode for the love of God ignore itthe Double D detectives are being followed around by a person they have to ignore because if they acknowledge them in the slightest the world could end it's constantly trying to get their attention and gaslight them into thinking it's a normal person
Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Source: >>822785)
>>822784only killer clowns do
Posting for no particular reason.
>>822788All clowns are classified as "Killer" anyway.
>>822798How can she be such SEX I wanna SNIFF her so BAD.
>>822799She's wearing pine scented perfume
>>822801Stop, stop! He's already dehydrated!
>>822786I know what kinda person you are
>>822757Wow, so Rulf turns on them the second after they become able-bodied?
She died as she lived, being 2nd best girl (behind Mute)
The Stretch Klaws and NP will have their crossover episode
>>822826>Zach killed Lydia...Ok, we have a problem here
I want somebody to hit Slappy with a chair
>>822832What did he ever do to you?
>>822826oooh my goodnessg gracious.....,
>>822832>he forgot about when Drew did the ol' hitting Slappy in the bathtub with a fucking WOODEN chairI may redraw that shit.
>>822721
>>822839>Dani has a big assNo wonder her and Sabrina are paired up
Addison is lowkey the cutest member of Lydia's gang
>>822854no disagreement here
>>822855Probably helps she's the most normal out of all of them. Penny's fat, Savvanah's a gremlin (2nd cutest, btw) and Lydia's... well, herself
who do you guys think CK should be shipped with, since both his old ship options are dating each other now?
>>822857Nobody.
>>822857Pip. CK's the Pip of North Park anyway
>>822857Wouldn't really be much a Cringe Kid if other kids didn't find him embarrassing to be around most times
>>822857why does ck need to be shipped with anyone?
>>822866He's got a case of Rodger Rabbit, plus he's got hidden chad energy
>>822857Cringe Kid doesn't need a new relationship. In fact, he's fully supportive of his ex girlfriends if they want to become lesbians or camgirls or whatever. He's not gonna get angry about it because he knows to be a better man. That's the kind of man his father raised him to be. If other guys make fun of him for it, he doesn't care. He's used to being laughed at. And he knows deep down that by not getting mad or spiteful, he's being a better man. And there's nothing more cringe than being a better man.
>>822857Leslie, but only in series 2 where he starts hitting his Chad arc
the double dee detectives are on the case
Episode for the love of God ignore itthe Double D detectives are being followed around by a person they have to ignore because if they acknowledge them in the slightest the world could end it's constantly trying to get their attention and gaslight them into thinking it's a normal personEpisode Leslie and the ghosta ghost from The Chateau follows Leslie home it is just him and Leslie having socially awkward run-insepisode where Wendy took it upon herself to clean Danny/Dani's room and she put a key piece of evidence that will exonerate a man from Death Row in a case that the the double dee detectives goes missing with a deadline to get the evidence to the governor approaching by the end of the night Dani invokes some sort of time deity to stop time so Wendy Sabrina and Her could look for it before the man gets executed After spending decades searching for it and not being able to find it while time has stopped they find it at their Clubhouse Dani never actually took it home.Episode China town syndrome The Double D detectives are captured by their long time nemesis doctor China Townsend she plans on giving the girls Down syndrome to numb their investigative abilities but Dani uses her psychic abilities Put the Needle in the doctor giving her a quite literally a taste of her own medicine the rest of the episode is Dr China Townsend Single mother independent woman now having to deal with Down Syndrome
failed to sneak out
the germaphobic vampire
>>822883Wonder who made those uniforms? Lori, maybe?>>822891Feels like a living hell
Random Pinterest poses I found>>822893yeah lori would've
Skimshbag as the ghost of Christmas present.His ribcage would now be a tv to showcase the present of Tiny TimWhich characters roles would be if every Christmas carol character was replaced by NP
>>822898meville or chuck being Scrooge makes sense
>>822898>>822902we've actually done a North Park christmas carol parody before on a previous christmas
>>822479
>>822911Looks good! New around here?
>>822911I fancy a bit of tennis myself from time to time
>>822926ello governor Can you spot me some tea we're almost two bongs away from tea time
>>822927Oi! You bugging up the wrong tree, mate. Tea for thought?
After the Vera files leaked and she implicated a bunch of powerful people in her crimes
>>822953>mfw Miss Chariot is on the list>tfw no face
>>822921Yup! First time doing a North Park.Who's the most misbehaving kid in North Park, I wonder?
>>822956Welcome! Nice art!Probably Zach, 6th grade bully.
>>822960>>822956>>822953You fat men can't draw worth a shit. You're an embarrasement to fat people who make up for their weight.This is why nobody on /i/ joins you.
>>822956If you're talking about misbehaving in the sense that who would peep on her then chaz
>>822953That wouldn't be enough to kill her, right?>>822956Asimov 2
>>822956>>822960While Zach picks on the younger kids a lot, he actually manages to behave himself in front of adults, who he has a fairly good reputation for.The true troublemakers are Lydia's gang, as they are a particularly troubling group of delinquents.Hansel is also a troublemaker but mostly to the adults because he steals stuff and makes the town look bad by being homeless.And Neil is a troublemaker in that he likes pulling dumb pranks.Chaz and Cripplefucker are troublemakers in that they are weird perverts.
>>822969nah she's a vampire she'd heal that up right away
>>822970Yeah, but Chaz at least has a personality outside "horny"Neil's just a little shit and Hansel's an ok guyOut of who I'd hang out with in Lydia's gang in order, it's Addison, Savannah, Penny, then Lydia herself
>>822971So she's doing all that to feel pain? Funny
>>822973Vera had a knife thrown at her skull by an assassin she's just pulling it out
>>822974She should flip the assassin off and say "Nice try, asshole!"
>>822911>>822956Drew her, she's cute! What's her lore?
Episode idea: Lydia finds loveLydia realizes Rulf likes being dommed by her and fully takes advantage of it
>>822911does the School already have a physical education teacher?
>>822960>>822991Thanks for the nice words and drawing.I don't know much about her. She's one of my first OC's, now she's also a North Park character.Her name is Irmãzinha Silva. She's 22 years old. Her interests are tennis, sun, fun and teasing boys.And she's a PE teacher, I guess >>823010
>>822956>>822966>>822970Bad Chaz!
What if Sammy introduced himself to Silva??
>>823011Nice! A tad basic, but basic can be good!Also, would.
>>823015I think they'd get along fine
>>823012It may hurt now, but this will only make him stronger
>>823021What if this becomes a recurring gag and by the 3rd time, Chaz has either built an immunity or finds it hot?
>>823012>tfw this will never be meHow do I continue living?
Day 2 with the assassins after her
>>823025I am one of the assassins, but I'm ver(a) bad at my job.
>>823015Depends on how they meet. Go ahead and introduce them
>>823026Why not just bring a cross or holy water?
>>823030Father goodfellow can sniff out any crosses/holy water from miles away and if he catches you, he will make an awkward attempt of conversation about how awesome jesus is.
Anti Wendy found a new volunteer for experimentation
>>822975Don't worry , she always kills them after the attempt it's just pain sucks
>>823021>>823023>>823012Didn't know Chaz was a weirdo.
Perks of being a half Jew during the holidays.
>>823035He may be a weirdo, but least he's not a complete freak.
>>823036>Jerk>Joo>.JpegThe 3 J's. 3 strikes. you're out.
>>823038Yeah, Chaz has standards>>823036What about Addison? Isn't she Jewish?
>>822897>Lori's doing 67>67 got to North Park
>>823045she fully Jewish she don't celebrate Christmas.
>>823055Oh, well that tracksShe really is the Kyle of Lydia's gang, huh?Addison x Ky-*gets shot*
Which characters have depression on Christmas?
>>823057Rayne, maybe?
>>823057Maria.
>>823045>>823055Addison: you’ve betrayed Moses
>>823062I imagine Kyle randomly feels pleasure after Addison does this, he just doesn't know how. Like the opposite of "I feel a disturbance in the force.%
>>823063Also, Addison and Kyle don't know eachother (yet)
Alright did a comic with skimshbag, this is just part 1.Wanted to develop his personality as I felt like he wasn’t clear
'Tism the season for giving, and (YOU) lot are going to give me holiday drawing requests. I can't promise you'll get them right away, but eh, whatever...
>>823065POV: you are a squirrel who gets raped
>>822956Alright, make a page for this nigga
>>823066Lydia being forced to be festive, like the pic of her and Linus at church.She's also twinning with Posie
>>823066I don't tend to make requests on the account of me not knowing what to ask for but since it is the season can you do a festive one with the Thompson pack lori Danny Dani and wendy?
>>823066Leslie and Dorothy decorating cookies while Leslie's on fire.
>>823065Danny and is his iconic lawn squirrel
>>823065>>823067...I'm scared of him
>>823066Maria and the Asimoms posing naked under some mistletoe, if you can
>>823066Gimme your favorite character begrudgingly giving your least favorite character a gift, or under the mistletoe.
>>823067Part 3, I changed the art style in the pov then use a poor art style for some reason.Principal Kiddy and Skimshbag are one-sided despite him being in the school for years
>>823084It's a wonder he's not fired yet...
>>823075Oh he was also strangling the squirrel whilst raping it.This is not the first time something like this happened btw if that matters
>>823086For the students' sake, let's hope he never meets Mr Garrison
>>823085To put it briefly there were attempts.You’ll see
>>823035Just found out Chaz has a mom. She's not too happy with a teacher disciplining her kid>>823048That's sweet.
>>823089Oh no!>>823068If Patricia's birthmark on her butt cheek could be canon, I would be happy.
>>823089This has energy of this one flash game I played about Victorian Women slapping each other.
>>823090Something tells me you like ass, and this going to end with someone's ass getting ate out
>>823092We need more ASSassins in the thread.
>>823092You got me. I blame Jonsey. Not a dweeb, but I do likes butts >>822643>>823091The good old Victorian days, when we had flash.
>>823094It was Rose and Camilla, fucking Rose and Camilla, a fellow Assthusiast?mr_boss_handshake_pimm_bro_hug.gif
>>823089Speaking of moms, Jerry (who's real name is Gerald) has a mom named Janice, who's a normal-ish mom. She wants to make it big in poetry. Jerry had a dad but he's either missing or deadMandy's mom is open about sexual stuff, kinda like how Liane was
Everytime she survives an assassination attempt
>>823098And every time that she makes that face, I lose another gallon.
>>823098At least one of them had Jonesy involved in it, you can't tell me otherwise>>823099....elaborate on that
>>823101It means I'm blowin' my load, you know.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7epxErYt6Q&pp=ygUdbWFjIGFuZCBkZW5uaXMgcGxheWZ1bCBvcmdhc20%3D
>>823103Blow your load to Ula, she's more fit for it
>>823104I'm drawing something funny with her I need to finish soon, I think DannyAnon'll get a cheap laugh out of it.
What if Lydia told Penny to sit on someone but that person was into it?
>>823106>being into a whale fucking turning your spine into dustGay and illegal.
>>823107Penny's like Fat Heidi-level, it's not all bad. Plus, there's bound to be someone who likes her outside Jerry
I wish I could post everything that I was drew these past few days but i have to wait till it's time
>>823104
>>823110Eve Chaz wants a piece of her
>>823111that spelling mistake still haunts me
>>823112>TonighYou will never recover.See I never make typos, my typing style is flawlet, and I will never make a typo in my life, unlike you.I'm perfect.
>>823112I somehow didn't realize
>>823025day 3 of surviving the assassins She really couldn't believe they would mail her a bomb on Christmas is nothing sacred anymore?
>>823120I really need to draw these two cuddling or some shit, the ship's really grown on me and it makes me glad these two characters have some... Well, character.
Dani posted cringe >>823122You should
>>823101>>823116
Just realised Danny could be a Yokai Watch protag. Maybe he's had a watch but never used it because he forgot about it.I can see him getting selfish with it incredibly quickly
>>823142not too familiar with that monster tamer franchise so I'll take your word on it
>>823145Well, it's like Pokemon but all of them are ghosts/spirits/whatever.Unlike in Pokemon where you catch them, in Yokai Watch, you befriend Yokai and they give you a medal to summon them with.A yokai can refuse to be summoned, though. They can just be living their own lives when they're summonned
>>823146Better yet, Lori should have the watch.Danny: Lori, what are you doing?Lori: Just playing around with your little cool watch! You barely use it anyway.Maybe Lori takes it upon herself to befriend every supernatural creature she comes across. She also makes her own Medallium for them all.The Medallium is obviously incredibly biased, given Lori wrote it
>>823084Part 4.<changed art styles again award
>>823153That took me 2 days. Finally it’s complete
Also I Got bored once and drew this.She went into the deep web
>>823153>>823154That's really creepy. Love it
>>823155For 2 weeks, she’s fine now.The internet is the best and worst of all humanity’s collection
>>823153Really good man. I fucking hate his stomach flaps, GOD, he's soooooo nasty hahahaha
>>823157This all happened cause she wanted to hack Skimsh’s hard drives btw if that matters.His ‘p collection (or things that are somehow worse or a amalgamation of it) is enough to make someone seal their eyes.Luckily she’s already a phantom, a ghost.>>823087Aside from having a similar green jacket, they have no similarities at all.This doesnt mean he would’ve wanted to meet Mr. Garrison but let’s hope he doesn’t step one foot in the white house.For all we know, he would’ve made Trump into his little “shota piggy”
>>823158It’s a really weird and logic-defying ribcage that he can move and flap like stingray’s pectoral fin
>>823153Oh and also just to you know this isn’t the first time something like this happened, Kiddy just forgot Skimsh will do this to him if he threatens to fire him.Kiddy and the other staff literally has rules for themselves in-case Skimshbag does anything at all.Kiddy can make Skimsh tell specific lessons without repetition of biology subjects so he wouldn’t go way to far. If he suddenly shows child sexual abuse material in front of the class, it might spark a protest and the school will look bad.Also Skimshbag runs over protestors and revels in all of their suffering.He’s not a gross-out character but it’s best to keep him sedated, especially when he fucked up a googly-eyed cactus and a math poster in the background
>>823161So no sexual reproduction class
>>823157>>823155>>823159eh she had worse ( considering they have to re kill her to get her back in the internet every time) she was just kinda bored for two weeks
>>823159Skimsh would be a hero if he did that to the president. Maybe he kills him like Garrison did to the Canadian prime minister
>>823163Sometimes, even ‘p isn’t enough to scar you>>823164To strangers who don’t seem to question is already concerning ribcage, trump is already a pedo however it would be a distasteful event to turn him into a child to all his victims.Its a silver lining
>>823090we need a render for Silvia first, you just make a wiki page if you know how to
>>823169>>822911I don't know how to Wiki. I also feel it should be up to the regulars to decide if she can be part of the team. If she's found worthy, maybe somebody will do the hard work. Or I can learn.So far... Her name is Irmãzinha Silva, a 22 year old, single female. Who's very into tennis, and fun in the sun.She moved from some unknown part of South America, to North Park. Where she now teaches physical education at the school.There are rumors of a demon, taking over her body from time to time.She loves her students, but has no problem punishing the naughty ones, in very questionable ways. Even parents get a taste.Actually, are there any police characters in NP? Cause she's completely lost her mind! >>823090>>823153Nice flaps!
>>823175Gancy is the police fire fighter and ambulance driver
>>823176>GancyDannyanon are you ESL? I notice you make a lot of spelling mistakes
>>823177no I mostly use speech to text and don't check but I thought it was spelled with a A and not an e
>>823181Gancy is an actual surname (common to the irish which stereotypically police) and gency isn't so i thought Gancy was his name
Ula is beginning to suspect that vera may be doing things behind her back
>>823090We better get Officer Gency!
>>823192kys aspie
>>823189You'd think even for a dumbass that she'd see Vera going through tons of pain every day and notice a pattern
>>823198To be fair to ula Vera getting stabbed, blown up, shot up, lit on fire, cinderblocks put on her foot and push down the lake, fed poison birthday cakes, buried alive is pretty usual activity around the vampire lair
>>823192This woman and her pointy tits must be stopped...
episode ideasepisode sleepover in the old adventure domewhile the third grade girls are having a sleepover at the chateau they discover the adventure dome an old abandoned mini indoor theme park/ shopping center on the chateau property they decide to venture in and have a very liminal space kind of adventure while being hunted by the mascot that was trapped inside since the 90s.episode double dee detectives vs kid lumbothe double dee detectives accidentally committed a crime and they use their detective abilities to hide the evidence and frame someone else but another kid detective doesn't think this cases adds up and he begins asking the girls too many questions episode Double D detectives in NYC 2 escape from Trump Tower The girls find themselves in Trump Tower and they have to go before let's just say uncle Donnie diddles them
>>823192or the Momstrongs
"Big Bad Voodoo Momma"Sabrina and Penny's mom invites the two out to her childhood home for some mother daughters bonding, but out deep in the swamps of Colorado, old family secret will come bubbling up to the surface.
>>823192Forget Gency. We need a priest, or something.>>823201>>823203Who is the Momstrongs?
>>823205If she was white, do you think Officer Gency would not her go?>>823153How would he treat squirrel boy
>>823205Reaching real Galo Sengen levels...>Who is the Momstrongs?Sammy's moms, crime fighters/strippers.
>>823205These are them, The purple one is Nicole, and the orange one is Rachel. They both have ultra-elasticity powers, just like Sammy
>>823205Hi vore
>>823205Well, Lydia and Posie are Mormon if that counts. Lydia's actually proud of it.Or they can call Father Maxi, assuming he's fine with going out of town
>>823205we have father Goodfellow
it's been quite awhile and we have some knew folks so here's the character list
>>823209Why don’t they have a page, they’ll be snca if there isn’t a page
>>823217they do under rachel hankman nicole hankman
>>823066can you do Nancy rage baiting slappy on clown genocide
>>823219What does that have to do with the holidays?
Made use of Nicole’s powers, it’s hard to control yourself when you are randomly waken up in the middle of a night cause of an alarm thing.
>>823222Ok, Just make her interview Santa clause instead and accusing him of slavery of elves
Everybody of North Park, I am here to announce a sort of art fight for the new years, by tomorrow I shall release the rules
>>823248You know what, here what I gotThe Event is for everyone
>>823205>>823209>>823215
>>823250OH NAH GOODFELLOW BOUGHT TO GOODBLOW
>>823250Leave my cringe lame ass "Jesus Christ is my N-word" bible thumping son ALONE!!!
>>823252nah man, that nigga gonna have a second cumming
>>823253GOOD LORD (sorry God)
>>823250Geez, why they look like that??
God has left this thread...We've also hit bump limit.
>>823259I guess it's time to get a little rowdy, huh? Get a little wild...Loosen my bowtie, and get out the dirty jokebook, huh?Get some creampies going...
>>823260Yeag
>>823250
>>823263Danny excited There's a demon to vanquish takes out and sets up his very deamon banishing beginners kit for kids realizes its already been taking care of leaves disappointed
>>823273Why would she be into someone like Zach?
>>823276He's cool and popular in his grade. It's the younger kids he's an ass to. He knows how to put on the fake charms when needed.
>>823276He's the mayor's son, imagine how much respect he's earned and status he brings!! Hell, I'd take him out to a ball game just to watch him swing batta batta swing!!
>>823278I'd fucking swing a bat at his knees and make him keel over and die.
Why don't the Momstrongs simply kill the Joker?
>>823276he manipulated her into having a crush on him to avoid her kicking his ass because she can't believe he would do the stuff he actually does but the downside being he gets hurt cause she gets nervous and clumsy around him
>>823285I guess he can't go after Danny or Dani or he's screwed
>>823285It's all falsities and shallowness to contrast Yashu's and Wendy's genuine and open rivaly
>>823286he bullies them by proxy or when wendy isn't looking and due to Danny using wendy to screw with people without consequence In the past she won't believe them if they tell her
>>822868>camgirlsanger
>>823249Anybody on the thread want to participate?
>>823296Yeah okay, I can do it
>>823263I love the fact that why use their alternative suit
>>823263With a little help from Mrs. Iris.>>823311Oh mama!
>>823322Possessed was she?
>>823322you've only been here for like a week, but I already appreciate you and your art. It's sureal in a way i struggle to comprehend
>>823322>>823323It used to be a rumor. Now it's confirmed, demons love to live in her body.>>823324Thanks friend!
>>823294I wonder what Amanda's deal is. She looks cute
>>823329Ok this is really good. Adding this to the wiki
>>823330TV ghost girl from the 80s pulls people into her show just Jessie to be actors Jonesy's late aunt
>>823333Well she seems nice! She doesn't trap you in the TV forever, right?
>>823338Only if you don't know how to escape.
>>823339So how do you escape? Do you ask nicely? Do you play along for an episode or a season?
>>823342Changes every time on the count of her fixing it so no one else can escape the same way but one solid means of escape that always seems to work is some kind of bargain where you pledge to return to shoot more episodes at a later date
>>823329We did it.>>823332That's nice. Thank you!
>>823345I like your art too. I also like how you change style as part of the story>>823329Does that also mean River can vore Les and Fiona if she wants?
To learn more about being cringe I have created a Roblox account and will start playing it soon, wish me luck.
>>823348God speed sir
>>823348I give anon a day before he ends up neck deep in Forsaken
>>823348Don’t get groomed
>>823350I have to wait a week to play because they auto kick you if your account is too new.Can't wait to play as Slasher>>823351I am a grown man, no one would want to groom me.
>>823352arsenal is not bad>>823352are you sure??
Are you guys ok if I retcon some lore on my own characters? I may need some help since I am now locked out of my wiki account so I need someone else to edit my pages.
>>823353Is that a game, and yeah no one's going to want to groom me
>>823354Oh damn, that's an issue. Tbh, the wiki page needs a good scrubbing anyways, so I'd be happy to help.
>>823354OK what you looking to retcon?
>>823357Leslie is now a 50ft long colossal squid
That ain't me
>>823358Damn, I guess we'll have to update her line up art, although she's gonna take up a lot more space now
>>823357Leslie fucking DESPISES Cringe Kid
>>823360The 50ft long colossal squid isn't mine but I think I want to ship Leslie with Max.
>>823361that is also not me
I don't know what to believe anymore. All I know is Leslie's a squid now and she has it out for bobby jr. He better avoid getting on any boats anytime soon/
>>823361>>823363>>823362Now there's 3 (4?) Leslieanons... And I KNOW I'm the real one.
EVERYONESORRYIt is just recently I had been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. I think I am going through a pretty bad episode right now.
>>823355drewanon did
>>823367no, you groomed me. Say sorry
>>823366I do not have DID
>>823367Drewanon can't even groom himself, let alone anyone else
>>823370?????????
>>823371stinky clown man
>>823345btw, this is their alternative suit
Someone should make a Deltarune mod where Amanda replaces Tenna>>823375Hot. Wonder if the Asimoms and the Momstrongs fused.
>>823345SilvaAnon is the gem that saved all of North Park
>>823384They saved North Park? How?
>>823370what is your deal with him, asimovanon?
>>823386Its called a compliment buckaroo
>>823387We're cordial enough, anything mean I say about him is just me goofin
>>823383>Hot. Wonder if the Asimoms and the Momstrongs fused.dicks would explode from how hot they are
>>823389Oh, nice>>823393Reminds me of Stewie saying "Your penis would shoot right off your body" when he describes Lois in the Atheist universe
>>823273she's jus like me fr (bigass nose included)
also holy shit i missed so much good art while i was schizzing outsilva anon your stuff absolutely rocks, glad to see you and your character here too. remember seeing your stuff on /aco/ and i was always a huge fan. thanks for joining us we really needed a kick to get back in the game
>>823397They were on /aco/? Can you give me a link?
>>823399it was in the oc drawthreads there, that's the only place i remember but i've definitely seen silva and i loved her design and this anon's art. he's crazy good at mimicking the south park artstyle, very unexpected
>>823400Alright, saw the archives. Silva's hot.
>>823399cool, I was also trying to request an stretchy OC, but no delivery
an momstrongs artwork made by Dannyanon
>>823350>It's a CK goes on a Forsaken Binge episode
>>823403this was long while ago brings me back
>>823404Maybe he gets into Lisa's Discord server because Melville was nice. Lisa has also played Forsaken
Part of me wants to see Pirate Addison bent overAlso, I just see Savvanah as a female Beavis. Even having the same speech quirk of laughing every 2nd sentence.
Lydia's Gang's favorite Chinpokomon typesAddison: AeroShe likes birds, pretty obvious. Maybe it's a Larry situation where she also has Basic types as well, considering how common of a type combo it isPosie has bested her in battles several times despite having Plant types, making her seethe to no end.Savannah: WyrmShe's the most chaotic, so Wyrm type fits her pretty well. Her ace is probably something her brother had when he played, so she named it "Big Bro" in tribute to him.Penny: ChemicalHer entire deal is she's gross, so this type fits her. Her ace is a split evolution that has a disadvantage against Sabrina, considering her ace is part Mind-typeLydia: ShadyThe Shady type is basically the "Evil" type, so this type fits Lydia pretty well. Every member has a Shady type, but Lydia takes it a step further by fully maining it. She's managed to beat Posie a couple times, even though her team is half Whimsy-types, something Posie finds a bit annoying but kind of impressive.Lydia practically holds parades every time it happens, which is about 30% of the timeOh, and her ace is part Metal-type, which also helps
>>823383
>>823407>Lisa throws a tantrum and bans him because he keeps slugging her as Slasher despite the fact that she was making fun of him for playing the free killer
>>823413I imagine Jerry opens a dark fountain at Drew's house and when they enter, they meet Amanda. Unlike with Tenna, her show doesn't involve physical challenges but making it through a season of her show. 24 episodes, with each 3rd of it being something each member likes. Living in TVs, she'd know a bit about what people watch. She knows Mandy's into stuff like Every Hates Chris, Chaz's 3rd has to be censored due to.. reasons (this somehow makes it more tolerable), but Jerry's 3rd makes him hate how played out 80s stuff is. He ends up rushing them to seal the fountain as quickly as possible, but she stops them. Her last resort to making them stay is having her fight Drew, who they forgot was in the house with them. She's effectively holding Drew hostage. Amanda herself can't fight them directly, but she can rewind back a few turns, have them do minigames like Tenna does, buff Drew's attacks and so on. Nothing lethal, but maybe it knocks them out.After defeating Drew, she admits defeat and lets them all go. Jerry, in a moment of pity, says he'll come back for another episode in about a month. Amanda's overjoyed by this as Jerry seals the fountain.Back in the real world, Jerry waits until they're away from any television to say that he was bullshitting
>>823417She's such a tryhard
>>823419it's why she was the CK before CK
>>823420And yet she somehow hates how CK is well off despite this
>>823421He's got that Norman Charisma, even him being super cringe isn't enough to fully counter it
>>823422I said this before, but ship him with Pip.Not sure how Pip would get out of heaven, but he somehow gets reincarnated in North Park. He's just as hated there as he was in South Park, so he naturally gravitates towards Cringe Kid
>>823425Your ship is bad and you should feel bad
>>823426It works. Only kids who Pip was friends with were Butters and Dougie, who are low on the totem pole. He was hated by everyone else in-universe and died because Matt and Trey hated him.Also, he gets reincarnated as a chick so it's not gay
>>823404Someone should draw CK in the Slasher's outfit, inadvertently scaring the crap out of someone else
>>823427Another anon here, going be honest and I Hate to say it but North Park despite it roots isn't exactly the same thing as South Park. You can still do shipping of course but not everyone would want it canon.Our cast is already big enough that when we create a new characters, we have to put some effort not to take too much of the domain of other characters. Pip already trespasses Melville's domain whom if you didn't know Melville was already friends with CK.Melville is especially first generation so that already a special thing.
>>823429Alright, understood.So Posie forcefems Melville like she did before and CK pretends he's his GF.
>>823345Where are you going Mrs. Iris?>>823346>>823384>>823397Wow. Thanks guys!
>>823435
>>823430reference art for the artists
>>823438whoops, meant to reply to >>823428
>>823435>>823436Great art!
>>823430When has Posie hit someone with Genderfluid?
>>823436Happy New Year, North Park enjoyers!
>>823442Gyatt dayum!! Happy new year to you too!!
Here's Sammy Hankman, an nice and friendly stretchy boy, Silva Anon
>>823442holy shit this is great! happy new year to you too
>>823438Not bad!>>823441Not genderfluid, more like a Marjorine situation. If you look at the wiki, there's a pic of Posie making Melville into a princess like her.He no likie
>>823436Repent, motherfucker!>>823442>Momstrongs kissingAll this is missing is Jerry and Mandy
>>823442I personally love how Skimshbag is drawn here, he looks like he has been crazyThamks
>>823417>CK is cracked at playing the free Killer because he's poor lol, lmao even
>>823456He's so me
Ok, just learned about the fucker society. Momo's a cutie.Also, Craig is Crip's potential cousin?
>>823460You fucking nigger.
>>823462What?
>>823464>What?Don't what me, you fucking nigger, stop trying to inject South Park shit.
Ok, who wants to bang Momo/Monster fucker?
>>823466ME
>>823465Alright, fine.How about I say stupid shit as Savannah?
>>823468I'll allow it.
>>823469Addison: Savannah, why is your nightgown so short?Savannah: Well, it's not like I can afford anything else. *hehehe*Addison: But your ass is showing 75% of the time!Savannah: So? What's your problem with it? *hehehe*Addison: No one needs to see that!Savannah: Well, I think you'd like to see that! *smirks*>gets slapped by AddisonSavannah: Fine, have it your way! I'll just take some of your PJs then!>She would then moon Addison out of spite
>>823470That's just sexy.
>>823471Savannah isn't a slut, she's just really chaotic.Also, I got the idea after seeing Addison complaining about Savannah's pirate outfit not having any pants (Addison's doesn't either, but that's besides the point)
Any reason why Lydia kissed every member of her group once?
>>823442That Leslie is Cute!
>>823442Cute Les
>>823474So you know that they belong to her and because she feels good knowing she stole each of their first kisses, thus cucking any future partners
>>823474Remnants of the kissing competition a year ago
>>823477>Cucking any future partnersDidn't stop Jerry>>823478Tell me more about this
>>823478Wasn't the objective to kiss boys is Lydia stupid?
>>823480Maybe it's what the first anon said. Claiming her territory.
>>823479Posie attempted a fun challenge where the girls assigned the boys a "kissing value" and the name of the game was to get as many points as possible by kissing as many unique boys as they could. It was supposed to be a nice way to ease the tension between genders, but since the boys weren't informed on the competion until it started actually happening, it incicted a gender war out of fear (of cooties), one that Nancy tried to take advantage of.
>>823482>Jerry has the most willing>Ties with Hansel for most forcedJerry's the hottest boy confirmed. Also, the gender war sounds funny, unlike Skankhunt42's plot
>see a pic of Silva's hairy meaty pussyYo, Silvanon, hope this ain't weird, but I'd slurp up that massive pussy of hers for hours, man.Especially if she hits me with that racket.
"Big Stan"Stan starts selling bongs, but he'll only store a single one in his pants causing several townspeople to spread a rumor about his massive dong, he eventually gets the nickname 'Mr. Big', but he thinks it's because he's the biggest weed connection in North Park."Beans and Corn Chips"It's the annual North Park Corn Celebration and Maizeby is trying to get ready, but Candy Corn Lady just hates the way his cap looks, adventure ensues.Maisy is stuck in a closet the entire time."Grand Theft Auto"Bodycam Footage of Elmer Gency on a regular day of patrol.Lydia and her crew steal her parent's car and goes on a joyride."The Clap"Slappy contracts a clown disease that causes him to clap spontaneously for hours on end.Hui-Feng seeks a cure from her ancient Chinese Ancestors in Hong Kong."Silva Lining"Silva tries to teach PE, but Chaz has other plans."The Crepes of Wrath"Shef tries to make a new type of Crepe for lunch, but it turns out to actually be a recipe for evil. No really!"Laugh Club"Slappy takes some old cough medicine and goes full Tyler Durden, starting a 'Laugh' Club in North Park's underground."I Would Walk 500 Miles"Chaplain and Bobby N. go to a remote cabin Bobland, Nolan is on a separate fishing trip, and the four enjoy a good time.Nolan gets an urgent message and accidentally takes both his car keys and the trio's car keys and leaves the three without a car.They must trek 500 miles back to North Park on foot, they are missing for half the season."MelVille"Melville buys all of North Park and turns it into MelVille, for the rest of the season the town changes to be called 'MelVille' over North Park."I fought the law and the law one"Court-Drama parody episode of Mute suing the township of North Park, she however never gets a word in because of the asinine court system within the town."Creamed Corn"Maisy gets fucked. HARD."Grow Up, Already!"A few of the kids realize that they probably haven't had a birthday in years.
>>823486Silva lining, MelVille & Grow Up Already look interesting. Melville's rich so I can see this happening. Also, for the intro, whenever North Park is said, it's replaces with Melville saying MelVille.Grow Up Already feels like a season finale
>>823486Oh, and Grand Theft Auto seems kickass
>>823487>Also, for the intro, whenever North Park is said, it's replaces with Melville saying MelVille.It's poorly edited in and said through a shitty mic.
>>823489That was my thought as well, but I figured he could afford a better mic, being rich.It's still poorly edited in
>>823488Weird thing to say, but I think once the Holidays are over I'm going to expand on that 'Gangsta Boogie' LARP idea I had a while back.
>>823491What was that? Was Melville a crime boss there or something?
>>823486>They must trek 500 miles back to North Park on foot, they are missing for half the season.Bobby Norman still appears and all of his background jobs because that's the joke.
>>823447Sammyboy this you? >>823485
>>823489>>823490If he has a shitty mic, I want someone in universe to mention it.>So you can somehow buy the entire town but can't afford a better mic?
>>823492Yeah, Melville was the "Crime Godfather", besides him being "That" kid, there was another reason for it.I also wanted each "district" to handle a different type of thing, sort of like a rock paper scissors for different "Resources">Residential controls "drugs" which will just be candy, or literal sugar>Downtown controls "Weapons" literal toys>Shopping Controls "Services" which will be something like Getaway drivers, for "heists" and stuff like that.
>>823494Sammy is not perverted >:(
>>823496Not bad! Sounds cool
>>823498Appreciate it, I'll try to post some art of some concepts for gangs and roles.Maybe get into what heists are, or how the idea of that would go down.I know I want to go for like The Warriors where each gang has their own "thing" and aesthetic, maybe three gangs per district.
>>823497Sammyanon, relax, that person probably said that to get under your skin, dude.
>>823497yet he has TWO stripper moms. that's how you know he's sheltered
>>823497He's a good boi>>823501Not to mention the other freak stuff in North Park
Fun Fact: when Skimshbag chose to be a “biology” teacher, it was a random choice he made when he first entered the school.Even though all his lessons are complete irrelevant nightmare fuel, he surprisingly does show some interest in biology… but only when ihe needs to know certain information like mating though he tends to get distracted reading Wikipedia and going into learning about how microorganisms reproduce to how the “Jews are killing all the blacks”
>>823206Skimshbag would probably attempt to rape Squirrel Boy and or turn him into a “furry” by throwing substances stolen by Toades to attempt him to make him a squirrel.
>>823507Even though his clothes are infused ever since he was born. He can canonically grow a disgusting vagina-breast-cock thing that’s gross to even look at. Plus he doesn’t dispense semen, it literally bloods teh body’s insides with some self-drying paralyzing sludge
Seems like Wren is a biology guy too.You can guess what TransId means
>>823506>>823509Wasn't Toades originally the bio teacher since his whole thing is genetics?
>>823510Pretty sure Toades is the 4th grade bio teach now.Headcanon: Skimshbag's the substitute
>>823511Toades: we try not to talk about my substitute, ever
>>823484No those numbers represent the points you get if you score a type of kiss with them. Hansel's is so high because he's hard to catch making a forced kiss impressive, however his willing is low because he's not high on the social hierarchy so a willing kiss from him isn't worth much. Jerry is high because he's an asshole who will pretty much always refuse to kiss, but he's considered one of the better looking kids so his kisses are still worth a lot willing.
>>823513So Jerry's the hottest boy, then
>>823515That'd be Sid, Jerry is second.
>>823516Well, he's good enough.
>Hello, North Park Elementary! This is your number one source of school news, Nancy Iris here to give coverage on this year's Kiss competition, or Kiss-petition so to speak, hosted annually by the girl's club of which I am a proud member.>I'll be giving regular commentary and updates on the status of each competitor's collected points the get from kissing boys, the points of which you can find on posters throughout the school. And no, you can't get the teachers to take them down because we've already bribed them. Sorry, boys with low point scores!>But it is true that the boys have had it too good for too long. They've been looking down on us, and what better way to put them in their place and correct their behavior by subduing them into kisses, whether through force or our feminine charms.>For those who don't know the rules, once the competition commences soon, all girls in school will be viable as competitors. Their job is to see how many cute, or perhaps not so cute boys they can either convince or force into being kissed. In most cases as seen on the chart, a kiss given willingly scores you more points, which insures the cutest girls are more likely to score more points>Now, the Girl's Club may not like me drawing attention to this, but I am an independent reporter who won't be silenced. But Kelly Michaels told Delly McDougal that she overheard Stacey Richardson and Cassandra talking about how the winner of this competition could influence who gets voted for new head of the Girl's club, challenging Posie's position if she doesn't manage to win herself.>This is naturally a huge deal as you probably already know, right? This is the first time in 5 years that the kissing competition has been so close to the next club election. This competition could be what decides the future of our club.>Or if a girl we don't like wins we'll just say she's a whore for kissing so many boys instead, we'll work it out when we get there.
>>823521>Now, for those wondering how exactly I'll be covering this, girls will report back over the course of the competition to report their latest conquests. I have a team of loser 2nd grade girls who had no chance of winning anyway who I have working to observe the competition and make sure there is no fraud occurring. I have also been given access to the school's surveillance equipment to have a better eye over what's happening in the school. A piece of advice for you all, collecting blackmail against the school security guy can get you a lot of great perks!>On the subject of girls who aren't bothering with the competition, We have local art geek Rosalind here who volunteered to keep track of everyone's collected points. She says she isn't competing because she wants her first kiss to be with "someone special" if you buy that sort of crap>It does kinda sound like the thing some bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else would say but hey, that's just one point of view from this humble reporter. Once again, thanks for the big help Rosalind! Love you!>But the sad truth is that of course, not all girls have a chance of winning. So some girls have decided that it isn't even worth competing. These girls have formed their own groups to help out one of their friends who does actually have a chance get the most kisses.>This is definitely allowed and is a viable strategy, however most of the top picks for winner aren't relying on any of these helpers. So we'll see who ends up winning in the end!>Let's move onto some of our most notable contestants this years, shall we? There's a lot of speculation going around as well as some surprise entries this year.
>>823522>And now, lets go over some of our more notable contestants this year.>Starting with Posie, the current head of the girl's club. The most popular girl in the 4th grade, Posie always plays clean and by the rules. Batting those doe eyes of her can usually get any boy wrapped around her finger. But is she gonna be able to handle the competition this year?>Then we have Cassandra, long time rival for Posie's seat in the girl's club. Cassandra's known for her excellent social skills, she knows exactly what to say to get boys hyper focused on her every whim, and make it seem like it was their idea in the first place.>Mineral is very popular with the 4th and 3rd graders, but it was a mystery if she was even going to be competing this year. To make sure she didn't forget we made sure to remind her every few hours this past week, and she finally agreed to do it if we stopped bugging her. She may have her mysterious, cool older girl charms, but will she be able to overcome the hurdle of her more reserved personality?>This is Trisha's first year competing, as she moved into town partway through last year. At first she had no interest in the competition, apparently being quoted as thinking "the whole thing seems really weird, dude". However, after a cute reporter dared her to do it she finally agreed. When asked how she plans to get the most kisses from boys, she simply replied "I live with five brothers, I know what I'm doing". Make of that what you will, folks!>Those are the "big four" this year, but aren't the only contestants of note...
>>823523>A few new surprising entries, starting with local angry bitch, Lydia Vandermark. She and her gang have decided to enter, and their plan is to build up all their points by beating up boys and kissing them by force. It seems her plan is to win this way and humiliate Posie and the girl's club. Guess some people just can't help themselves but make a scene.>Somewhat of an underdog, coming right from the 3rd grade is little Ashley. She's planning on using her little sister charms to get kisses from all the older boys, who can't help but give into her sister schtick.>There are some other girls of note as well. Silvia Lunaris, the cold, intelligent bookworm who is also "frighteningly pretty", or at least as I've heard some of the boys say but honestly I don't really get it. No one expected her to enter, but for some reason she's agreed to participate. Apparently for "research purposes" as she's been quoted saying. I guess I can now understand the "frightening" part of the earlier comment.>Representing the SPED kids is another 3rd grader, the "Crybaby Princess" herself, Georgina. Her tactic is asking boys to kiss her and if they refuse she starts crying and whining until they give in. Not the strongest strategy, but rumor has it Rulf, you know that weird german cripple kid is ordering a bunch of the other cripple boys besides himself of course, to smooch her so she can start off with a significant head start. A devious tactic, but will it work out for her in the long run?
>>823524>Of course, I know what all you boys out there are asking. "But Nancy, as much as I love to hear your beautiful voice and see your cute face on my screen all day, if you're busy covering the competition how are we going to have a chance to be kissed by you?">Well, you don't have to worry about that. The door is always welcome to any boy who wants to stop by and show their support for the great show we are putting on here, for free!>Any boy that does let me have a kiss will get a free interview segment on my show where you can get exposure to be more popular, or get some weird message out to the public if that's what you want as well as a signed photograph of yours truly. Don't wait up, boys!
>>823525>Yes, things truly are ramping up. I heard that local homeless oddity Hansel's weird psycho sister is outright refusing to participate, and has claimed she will get in the way of anyone who tries to kiss her brother. What's up with that huh? let the guy live his own life, I'm sure if you weren't breathing down his neck he'd be happy to spend time with cute girls, like me! Just an example of course.>Another girl who refuses to participate is Mandy Sheffield, you know the girl who always hangs out with the boys? *cough* slut *cough*>Sorry, had something in my throat there, I'm sure Mandy would relate to that sensation. Guess she just doesn't want to betray her "bros" as she claims they are.>With all this covered, the competition will be starting soon. Alliances have been formed, battle plans have been laid, this will probably be the craziest kissing competition we've had in years.>I look forward to being your host, this is Nancy Iris, reporting live!
>>823526You dis Mandy, you dis me, got it?
>>823527Mandy "I'm not like other girls" SheffieldMandy "are you going to eat that" SheffieldMandy "oh boy! Guy's night" SheffieldMandy "honey-rosted-mooner" Sheffield
>>823530Ok, I'll let it slide. It's more creative than calling her a slut
Nancy best girl
>>823533For me, best girl constantly changes in my mind. Right now, it's Savannah
>>823511Yep this is canon now. I can see him being one in-case Toades isn’t round. Also I think Toades would hate him and make sure his stuff isn’t meddled with.
>>823523Cassandra has the best chances. She's good as gaslighting, after all.[spoiler]fatass[/spoiler]>>823524Only one I'm kissing from Lydia's gang is Addison.
>>823510>>823511Toades' role at the school was always kinda weird, I think originally he wasn't a permanent teacher and instead would just on occasion hold special science classes for the students. Since I don't think an elementary school really needs a science teacher. But it's one of those things where over time the specific details matter less and less, so he's effectively apart of the school staff at this point.
Hanselanon here, wishing you a happy North Park new year from my part of the globe
>>823553Yeah, having multiple teachers is a middle school thing.But whatever, he's school staff
>>823554happy new years to you too
>>823554Happy new year!!
>>823554Happy New Year!
>>823554Happy Nude Deer, Rat Man!
>>823554Happy new years from my side of the globe
>>823554Are the rumors true? How could you betray us!Happy New Year, you FILTHY tea-sipping kangaroo-lovin' vegemite dunker.
>>823561Love how Gretel's hair style is never consistent. She has 5 different ones
>>823563And we love each and every style
>>823554Happy new year
>>823564
>>823564>>823566CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!
>>823567Hansel is a good brother
>>823568UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BRATTY HOMELESS!!!!!! UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED TO SNIFF UNWASHED DUMPSTER BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>823568Idea: Hansel is the convenient censorship character.
>>823570I will fucking replace every sound you hear with a blaring clown horn if this becomes a thing.
>>823570Nah, he's only that for Gretel.>>823569You can just look at her aged up on the wiki
Alright, how's this?
>>823572No, fuck off.
>>823574I just posted the pic of her stretching.
>>823573Lydia wins.>"b-but Gretel is an assass-"Lydia wins.>but she hasn't trained under-Lydia wins.>but [more powerscaling drivel] Lydia. Wins.
>>823575Fuck on, then.Is that what I'm supposed to say?
>>823576You're only saying that because she's hot
>>823577What's your problem?
>>823578Incorrect. Gretel is objectively hotter than Lydia, but that tougher than the rest of them redhead is best girl for a reason
>>823579Things that could fill an entire book.Enough arguing, we need to go back to UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHing.
>>823579This one. I need it solved in about 5 minutes before the exam is due.
>>823580Eh, I don't think Lydia is best girl>>823581Ok, how about Lydia domming you?
>>823583Dude, if Lydia dommed me I'd be in heaven, I want her to amazon press me until I'm fucking screaming for my life, and other people hear my screams, but the ignore them.Georgina's domminess rivals Lydia's.
>>823584Apparently, she single-handedly gave Rulf a kink for strong, able-bodied women.
>>823584>Georgina's domminess rivals Lydia's.Georgina is a dom that wants to be dommed, but she's so overtly pushy and straightforward in what she wants, she makes boys weak in the knees( not in the good way)
>>823586>Dom who wants to be dommedI see that in the sense of, she wants the sub to step up enough to maybe make a move, but she seems like she'd want complete and utter control after.>>823585Based Rulf two doms domming each other is weird though.I REFUSE to believe Rulf is a sub.
>>823587>I REFUSE to believe Rulf is a sub.He's usually not, it's just that Lydia is good at kicking him when he's down, he'll gladly dom pretty much anyone else
>>823588I think I want Lydia and Georgina and dom me until I'm fucking drained.We're talking little flag with the word bang on it coming out.
>"Wow... Being an assassin is hard work~">"I'm so sweaty and these have been bound up all day~">"If only there was an anon that'd motorboat these~">"He he he- Hey! What the hell Hansel?!?">"Sorry, I have a weird need to censor anything lewd involving my sister.">"Even thought bubbles?">"Even those."
>>823592NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE FIEND! I'M GOING TO DROPKICK HANSEL INTO THE NEAREST EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
>>823587>>823588Goes to show how good Lydia is>>823592Oh, Hansel...I'll find a loophole
>>823592>>823593>>823594There may be an uncensored version...You guys have to wait though.
>>823597Nah, I don't want it. I was thinking about other lewd stuff that doesn't involve tits
>>823597Too late, I nutted, but I eagerly await those Gretitties.
How would Lydia's gang react to you simping over them?
>>823605real answer? exploit you by treating you like a slave. Lydia would probably try to monopolize you this way before you convince one of the other girls to actually reciprocate your feelings, in order to keep the gang in balance.
>>823612Right, that's what happened with Penny.What if you wanted to just be friends with Lydia herself?
I NEEEEEEEEED TO BE DOMINATED BY SOME BULLY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
>>823622>The monkey paw curls>Lydia's forced to wear this
>>823623So what? She can still bully me.
Happy new years from the Thompson’s
>>823628Like, sit on you? Push you and shit-talk you?>>823633A boy, his 6th grade sister, his clone & a reincarnated orb ghost
>>823635>Sit on youWhat're you, 12? No seriously.
>>823638Well, what do you want Lydia to do to you specifically?
>>823639Can we even get that horny yet? I dunno man, it's 5:40 where I'm at, so I can't.
>>823640Alright, I'll wait until later
>>823554happy new years homeless knight
>>823249Teams so far>HonkersDrewAnonDannyAnon>ClankersSammyAnonChaz AnonRobert AnonAlso you can join anytime during the event. post the score every Sunday. Just note once you join, your art add to the score. Now let me know if I miss anybody.
>>823650GUH! THREE AGAINST TWO?! UNFAIR.
>>823650>>823651In that case, I'm clownin'
>>823554Happy New Years
>>823651>GUH! THREE AGAINST TWO?! UNFAIRfor them
"standemic" dr Cates completes a a virus to turn all the people into cat hybrid , but somehow stan the weed man's DNA got into it and everyone is turning into a clone of Stan the weedman Instead
>>823676>It's the Pandemic Special all over agianDon't tell me the cure is his jizz
"all nighter"Dani stayed up all night doing a group project for the third Grade girls quintet. the rest of the girls has to make sure she gets enough sleep and attend classes to do the presentation since she's the only one that knows it.
What if CK stumbled upon this?
>>823678Cute!
>>823680That's for you to write about, isn't it?
>>823683Oh, well I think he'd try and pretend-date Melville.
>>823684Would they pretend make out?
>>823685No, I doubt CK would go that far. He knows it's still Melville, he just wants to feel like he has a GF. Melville finds it annoying 30 minutes in.Lyida, Savannah and some other students call them fags
>>823686>Pretend dates Melville to know what it feels like to have a GFThis clashes with the so-called Chad Charisma CK has.
>>823687Fine, maybe Posie did this to Melville and he ends up falling for him briefly.
>>823686Doesn't gel with CK's established character.>>823689This work better because young CK is easy to fool.he'd probably throw up after discovering "Melinda" is actually melville though
>>823690I imagine Posie saw CK was lonely and took Melville and made him Melinda because she thought it would help. She'd probably get Ashley to tie him down or something. I can't see Posie doing something like this out of malice, but she unintentionally causes CK to hate her for a few days
>>823691People trying to help CK with his lack of relationship only to fuck up his ability to trust people is my favorite running gag
>>823692Didn't know that was a running gag
>>823692when the hell did this become a running gag?>inb4 muh dani>inb4 muh sabrina
>>823032Just realized Anti-Wendy and Normal Cassandra would be a match made in heaven. They're both manipulators, prideful and rich.Only difference is Cassandra's more neutral while Anti-Wendy is straight up evil
>>823695Like, you'd see them painting eachother's nails talking about all the people they've fucked over
this is a pic i drew of some weird fucked up version of weedo 9000 just a look into my twisted world............................................................................................
>>823700Is this guy the cure for the weed pandemic Stan caused?
>>823704Nah he'd only make the problem worse
>>823700That's so frikken twisted dude,
>>823706Dammit!
Posie: Linuuuuuus! I wanna see what my cuz is doing!Linus: Go away!Posie: Aw, don't be like that.>hugsPosie: Ooh, what's this?>picks up poem he was readingPosie: Wow, this is really good!Linus: GIVE THAT BACK!>Tries to get it, but he's weaker than PosiePosie: Is this about.. Addison? Come to think of it, you always get all... meaner around himLinus: No, I fucking hate her! Now give that back!>Finally steals back his poemPosie: ...ok, I'll leave..>she leavesLinus: ...Addison, my beloved...
>>823712For context, she isn't scared of Linus, she doesn't wanna piss off her cousin.She's gonna annoy him again an hour from then anyways
>>823712>>823713"when the vandermarks are away the posies will play"when Ernest and Lydia are on a camping trip with Vera Fredrich and Joseph that may or may not be an elaborate trap by Vanessa and Myrtle is having another episode in the mental hospital posie has to watch after her little cousin linus.
>>823715I feel so bad for Lydia's mom...Whatever, Posie and Linus shenanigans are cute>>823717Come to think of it, was Vanessa attacking Vera in the Assassination arc? Or is she more into ultra-elaborate schemes than simple stuff?
"little creep"chaz and Curtis takes Danny shrinking amulet to perv on the vamps while they bath but they are mistaken for the spy drone toades left in their lab and unlucky for the boys they are fed up with that damn teenymov and want to be rid of it once and for all.>>823725Nah Vanessa was out of town hunting the loch Ness monster after being tricked out of tree fiddy by it
>>823741Teenymov? Are they Asimovs?Also, Curtis could easily slip out, considering his knack for disguises
i hate the momstrongs >:(
>>823744Asimom enjoyer...
>>823741*toades left in their lair>>823742kind of its a small drone maria made for Dr toades using Asimov parts
>>823744>>823745Mandy's mom mogs both
>>823748Mandy's Mom? More like Soggy Log.
>>823749She's canonically a bombshell
>>823700My scary edgy oc. Skimshbag.exe… he is so evil he doesn’t even exist o algo…Just a look into my twisted mind… *BRAP*>!noncanon btw!<
>>823744They were made for gooning
>>823752>GooningOuted.
>>823752Drewanon.....
>>823753What if we made our non-canon stylized versions of some characters for fun
>>823751What's the difference between him and normal Skimish?
>>8237561. He is evil and likes to killl ppl like every sonic.exe clone2. He doesn’t even exist, he is only a weird fever Dream someone had.3. Skimshbag doesn’t even know him4. He is made up in someone’s head and is not a physical being
>>823757Also skimshbag.exe is not even a serious character. Just a joke I made in response
>>823758Oh, alright.
>>823746Ew yuck, they were not built for the SP art style.
>>823750She's canonically a sex fiend on the same level as Maria with none of the excuses
>>823760Only one out of place is Amanda, considering she's Jonesy's aunt, so I'd think she's be taller>>823761Ok, and?
>>823762hotdog down a hallway
>>823763What does that mean?
>>823765implies a very loose vagina
>>823764>>823766Cute! Like the new artstyle
>>823769thanks its been fun drawing with it
They caught me eating Nuggets at the NP library again, how fucked am I?
>>823771Fiona resides there, so don't chew loud, I guess
>>823771Send miss chariot is on duty All you gotta do is just walk up some stairs.
>>823776Alright, I literally walked up five steps and that chocolate goddess is threatening to call the cop(singular).>>823772Too late, I was caught, I'm a wanted man.
>>823777Well, you're fucked
>>823771>>823772>"YO! THIS GUY'S EATING NUGGETS!">"Why does it feel like I'm being tattled on by a 60 year old ghost loli?"
>>823780>Be tattled on by 60 year old ghost loli>have the biggest nutt I've ever had in public*>cowboy waddle up the stairs**I never nutted in public before nor do I ever plan to
>>823781How does that turn you on?
>>823782Look man, don't ask me how to do my job.
>>823783I just don't see it. She doesn't even have a lower body (she did in her cheerleader outfit and probably when she was alive)
>>823785Shut the hell up, these bitches make me nut harder than a squirrel in winter.
>>823787For me, it's Savannah.Yes, it's because of the Pirate outfit and giving Linus a wedgie and nothing else
Purittan (adult).
>>823791Hold the fuck up, why does this T.T.(variant) have boobs? Her chest should flatter than Chariot's, hell, it should be concave
>>823792for some reason this one has a huge rack. Maybe she was genetically engineered Since she is from a gooner dimension.
>>823795I'm starting to feel like I cheated just by having you on my team... Not that I'm complaining, keep up the good fight.
>>823796I ain’t done yet I could probably get three or four more pieces out today.
>>823799You my nigga, you know that? You my harley, you feel me?I got something in the oven that's baking, gonna try to put some stuff out too, I don't want only you and Leslie carrying the team.
>"Hey, has any of y'all seen my cane? And can someone turn down the AC? It's January!">"I didn't know you wore Illegal Horse panties?">"Shut it Chaz, I know you're... *pat pat*... I did it again..."
Somthing to cool down my day filled with drawing
>>823799Didn't know Fiona was like that>>823810Robert wears panties? Noice
>>823814Nah, I was thinking he grabbed his sister's by accident, or this is a dream.
>>823816Right, he's blind.
>>823814Just a non Canon reference to fiona from adventure time
>>823821I see it now and I feem stupid for not seeing it earlier
little miss piggies the double dee detectives becomes hall monitors for the week and the power goes to their heads but when the week is up, everyone remembers what they did and since they don't have authority any more they find themselves targets of a bullying campaign
>>823825I can imagine her sending this to as many people as possible and only Jerry and a few randos like it>>823835I can see this happening in the actual show for a plot.
>>823835>DDMC have to make it out of the school alive the day before summer vacation>It's just a parody of the movie The Warriors>Nancy's on the PDA system>"Now two ex-hall monitors are out there, boppers.. Reports are coming in they were last seem trying to sneak through the lunchroom... Those two are some real bad sister, so be careful when handling them, boppers, they'll snitch."
>>823838What if Cassandra joined them? A reporter and gaslighter together are not a good combo...
"Hong Kong headlock"Dani and Sabrina managed to capture the leader of Hong Kong and a headlock and have to escape without being caught by the authorities so they can remove him from the country so he can be tried in north park for some trivial crime he was behind
>>823846Mandy: Hey Jerry, if Lori annoys you so much, why don't you mess her up?Jerry: *grumbling*Chaz: Do you like her>SimultaneouslyLori: YES!Jerry: *grumbling that sounds like 'Yes'*
CLANKER NUKE COMING RIGHT UP
>>823851the current art fight art pieces are 26 honkers to 1 clankers
>>823851Cute! So we have Mute, Posie, Robert, Asimov and Chaz. Who are the other kids?
>>823854My AI prompts aren't working right, give me a minute
>>823856Hansel and rosiland. just wearing differently >>823854dont forget multipliers
>>823874I figured the green one was Hansel
>>823874is the multiplier it per piece or character?
>>823876Multiplier apply to character that weren't drawn yet that was made before 2026. Character made this year would count as score just not the multiplier >>823249
>>823851Where's Sammy
>>823889holy fuck, that's a weird way to say "that's a cool pic" sammy doesn't have to be in everything, why don't /you/ draw him yourself
>>823889>>823915Whenever Sammy's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Sammy?"
>>823916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-6F1O6RcYY&pp=ygUPd2hlcmUncyBwb29jaGll0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
>>823916This for every character who's forgotten about (like Romo or Teeny Steve)
>>823918Man I remember when Teeny Steeve was everywhere, literally. He's even the icon for the wiki. Maizeby too, and arguably Nightmare Guy. All mascot-y characters who don't get used much anymore. Just no place for them in Nu-North Park.
>>823919You can still make them fit. I don't see why they can't be used. It's not like the show that inspired North Park where they disown the first 3 seasons and the current show got up its own ass. North Park is sheer chaos
>>823920I mean it pretty much comes down to people not using them. I don't really draw North Park stuff anymore despite still posting in the threads so it's become mostly up to the new guard to produce the content. And of course the new guard tend to prefer to use their own characters.
>>823921I think Nightmare Guy is cute. And I like how it makes Drew a partial eldritch entity
>>823919>>823921people going to draw their own oc and the ones they like over the ones they dont have a connection to because they were created 2 years before they arrived and have 20+ threads of lore and stories they werent there for.
>>823923Or you have me, who goes off of the wiki and the occasional look at the archives
Got em
>>823925>Get excited at first>Continue readingJesus Christ, I know this already, I already draw girls with dicks all the fucking time or draw a girl and call it a boy.I literally would suck Sabrina's fat balls.
>>823925
>>823926I'm more of an ass man, desu>>823927Does anyone in North Park like him? Melville at least has Cringe Kid and Lisa (only for mod purposes, but it kinda counts). Meanwhile, Neil's page doesn't have any positive interaction with anyone
>>823928I would fucking dropkick Neil through a dumpster and pour acid on all of his whoopee cushion collection and burn his clown horns..Also what's a nice ass without a nice pair of nuts?
>>823928Bundle "loves" him...for about a week before she moves on to the next husband
>>823930I really want to fuck Bundle and breed her and then dip.
>>823925>>823928Ula and the cat ninjas kinda tolerate him due to brain damage and naivety/lack of social understanding, respectively
>>823929I wouldn't go that far, man.>>823930Bundle's a freak>>823933>Closest thing to a positive interaction is a retarded vamp and lab experiments>Even then, it's just tolerating himBeing Neil is suffering
>>823934Also I forgot about dogman/ dougie He likes him, though Neil is his owner.
>>823935Dogs are unconditional lovers, almost to a fault
Alternate Sammy from the Alternate Universe
>>823934I would.
>>823937Ooh, what's Sammy's deal here?
>>823939He drank a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
>>823943That's it? So he doesn't have his stretchy powers?
>>823944he's rock-hard concrete now. Instead of being long and gangly, he's solid and rough on the edges. Think Ben Grimm or Kevin 11 from alien force
>>823946Huh, neat. Wonder how his lesbian moms are in this timeline.Also, a fight between these 2 would be a stalemate because Anti-Sammy's too hard for regular Sammy to damage but Sammy's too elastic, so he'd either dodge or just bounce back
>>823942So the clone made another clone.Surely this won't end badly
“Nightmare on Asimov street”Maria upgrade Asimovi to have the ability to dream so Asimov has a series of nightmares that he and Jonesey are a couple because of the Gandhi glitch in civilization where he so peaceful he becomes a violent warlord, but with asimovi it’s his opinion of her is so low that the dream machine is interpret that as a deep infatuation with her>>823949No, just the same character in different poses
>>823953Wake up you bucket bolts
>"Always carry your smile, never be caught without it."
>>823835
>>823959Posie's mom reminds me of Sheila. They can both gather mobs, both are redheads, both are kinky (although Sheila embraces it more), both have moralfag kids
>>823960I always imagine Savannah with Beavis' voice and it still fits
>>823965i wanna see sabrina rub her hairy MUFF on dani's hairless slit
Manstrong
>>823968YOO!! This is so good
>>823968North Park needs more dilfs
Momstrong
>>823766This cat might be important later.
>>823975ominous
>>823980I was early by 14 billion years In order to not be late for a "totally platonic hangout session" with Sabrina Dani uses a magic artifact sends her back to the beginning of time as a ghost and she has to experience everything until the moment in time she wants to get off at and become human again
>>823982I'm getting 'The Late Phillip J Fry' vibes from this episode, I dig it, I can imagine poor Dani being frustrated at her massive boner*.**Translator's note: Boner means mistake
Ashley’s super sleepover spreeAshley tries to have a sleepover with various kids without their permission and sometimes knowledge because she tried if the overcrowded orphanage she ends up sleeping on a park bench
https://files.catbox.moe/qzqam1.mp3Here's a short trailer for a very real episode me and Dannyanon are working on, the episode is planned to be twenty minutes long, and he's already finished at least 12 minutes of full animation, and I've completed at least 2 hours of audio, because I just keep going like Duracell.This project has been absolutely amazing, and I do gotta thank Dannyanon for the Dani lines, also I'm sorry I took so long to get out the trailer, maybe we should get a better taskmaster to beat me harder.
If I had to choose who to be bullied by here (Addison doesn't count), I'm picking Penny. Lydia would shit-talk him relentlessly and Savannah... yeah...Penny doesn't look like she cares at all
>>824006penny is the kind of girl who forces you to eat her boogers
>>824008Fine, Lydia's 2nd best to hang out with. Penny's gross and Savannah has little restraint
>>823922>I like how it makes Drew a partial eldritch entityShe was like that before Nightmare Guy.
>>824011So clowns are eldritch?
>>824012Drew's dad literally fucked an eldritch abomination.
>>824013Is Drew's dad Bongo?
>>824014Yes.
>>824015So why is Nightmare Guy considered her brother then? He appeared after Bongo died, but isn't Bongo reincarnated or something?
>>824016Ask Asimovanon, Nightmare Guy isn't my creation.
>>824017Know what, it doesn't matter, I just think he's neat.
>>824018It mattered enough for you to ask, I'm sure he can explain, if I remember it's implied Nightmare Guy is some fragment of Bongo, or something like that.
>>824016He's more Bongo's son than a direct reincarnation, Since he's the result of Bongo mixing miming and clowning while still having some of that eldritch funk on him
>>824029So he was banging someone while having eldritch stuff and that made Nightmare Guy?
>>824031No, he tried to use miming techniques while being a clown and still had bits of eldritch energy on him, so when doing the miming thing and it killed him, the mixture of mime, clown and eldritch energies combined to make Nightmare guy
>>824026Who is this girl?
>>824041chatterbox the anti mute
>>824042They were somehow coincidentally born on the same day, what the hell?It's like god wanted to fuck with her specifically.Also, Chatterbox x Melville > Mute x Melville
>>824053Bellboy and his airhead sis
“freaky fatty Friday” after a wish is made penny loses her big ol naturals but the fat is transferred into Dani’s ass during the worst possible time when the infamous criminal theass goblin is on the loose
>>824057Okay, instantly my fave episode, big ass Dani is good stuff.
>>824057Dayum! I thought Dani already had a fat ass, but this is better.>>824058Yup! I also like clothed big butt > naked big butt
He brought up that embarrassing story
Episode Idea:"North Park vs. Middle Park"North Park is sick and tired of Middle Park, thinking that their town is better than theirs. So, Mayor Chuck decided to be reasonable (for once) and open an town battle to see which town is better
>>824066How is Middle Park, anyway?
would you guys make any North Park Chatbots?because if so, I'd be interested in them
>>824085We shouldn't make it public. The people here want North Park to be contained on /i/
>>824065Given how Vera's been around for centuries and had a shit ton of assassination attempts, that doesn't narrow it down in the slightest
“Distract them, Dani”Sabrina and Dani needs some records at p kiddy office for a case so Dani has to distract the entire school during the mandatory assembly with a improvised performance until Sabrina gets back with the record and she’s taking forever to get back>>824104He knows the one and that he shouldn’t have said it
>>824104>Shit ton of assassination attemptsThat bitch reminds me of Jeff Boss.>Literally who?Local urban legend/schizo who also is trying to run for politician, I think.
>>824106Dani: mentions something embarrassing about Danny/herselfDanny: wtf
>>824106Sabrina is confused by p Kiddy's filing system and get distracted once she sees her Dani and Penny and the rest of Lydia's Gang files she takes A few pictures for blackmail for the next time they try to bully her At first, the audience is thinking this is a bit cringe but as the performance goes on, they get more and more engaged with it. when Sabrina gets back and the performance is done dani gets a 5 minute standing ovation.
>>824085https://chub.ai/characters/Anonymous/jonesy-alexander-c4fbde3b91fchttps://chub.ai/characters/Anonymous/maria-gurlukovich-7270a7afa43ehttps://chub.ai/characters/Anonymous/sabrina-opal-91351969e996Made some quick dirty ones for Jonesy, Maria, and Sabrina.mostly just converted their wiki pages.
>>824119okaydid you even think to ask the creators?
>>824120No, but if they want me to delete them I will
>>824119I don't care if you use Maria or my other characters for chatbots
I have heard about the sitaution.We all know skimshbag seethes other countries while gooning to lolicon, in case of Venezuela.Now when he sees a random Venezuelan on the street, he is going to coat himself in oil (which he has a sexual relation with) and set himself on fire and rape them.He’s fire-proof.
>>824131Jonesy's shorter than I thought>>824132Fuck 'em all to death, as Mr Garrison would say
>>824131why they mad?
>>824136Vera got Jonesy killed. At least her wiki page says so
>>824135that's Vera as Jonesy >>824136they hate each other i guess in this timeline Jonesy is the one that kills Vera making her a cyber ghost
>>824131Make them kiss and make up, with tongue~
>>824140>~This is the gayest shit ever.
>>824141I want Jonesy and very to do gay shit to each other
>>824142>verymeant vera, fuck
>>824138The haircut should've been a dead giveaway
>>824141>>824142>>824140Did someone say yuri
>>824148DannyAnon is obsessed with Yuri.
>>824149AND DREW ANON IS OBSESSED WITH FUTRA UR POINT??????????????
>>824149Does North Park have any yaoi?...for a friend of mine
>>824151Best we got is Gothboy and Charles
>>824152don't forget fishboy and Danny
>>824150Is Asimovanon the least degen anon outside of Sammyanon who is pure?
>>824156no
>>824152Cute!>>824154Also cute!
>>824152wow i forgot i drew this lolmaybe i should draw the yvette thing soon. i don't like ntr but i sure love girls breaking fags
>>824156>Sammy anon>>>Robert anon >Hansel anon>Asimov anon>>Huge gap>>>Leslie anon>>>Chaz anon>>Danny anon>>>>>Drew anon>>>>>>Delly anon >>>>Dew anon >>>>[REDACTED] anon
>>824162>Dew AnonHow horny was he? Do I have to amp up my horny game to get bumped up? Should I release the coveted scent profiles of my OCs?
>>824162How bad is Dew anon?
>>824162I'm pretty sure that Robert Anon is more deviant that Hansel Anon and Asimov Anon
>>824148>>824162You ain’t seen nothing yet
>>824162lmfao i love and hate the fact that me being that low is actually so accurate
>>824119We need a Dani chatbot so we can steal Sabrina from her.
>>824168You bask in stealing one from the other.I bask in stealing their butt virginities at the same time.We are not the same.
>>824169Stealing both is good
https://files.catbox.moe/uwvmc6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hprr9o.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/0lobui.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/0takal.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/uoax4c.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/cmh1io.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/gvmgru.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/flp0f4.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/m6tyli.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/maa8g6.pngDannyAnon sends his regards.... Here's a piping hot lewd bomb.
>>824172Best ones were Fiona and Chazette/Dani
>>824172https://files.catbox.moe/l1twpn.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/g1ygti.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/7hnfle.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/acszir.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ndzsik.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/iwtpwq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ktzcac.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mmuiwo.pngSorry people, got s'more.
>>824175I desperately need context for the Addison-Jonesy oneAlso, didn't know Trishia was like that
>>824177>Also, didn't know Trisha was like thatMakes sense. She did grow up with 5 brothers
>>824179I wish I was one of her brothers so we can pass her around like a bottle of soda.
>>823592Well, if we're dropping horny...https://files.catbox.moe/7w5i0e.png
>>824185I wanna sniff those titties so bad.
The double D detectives have to go on a water-based mission but Sabrina finds out Dani can’t swim so she decides to teach her at the local swimming pool.
>>824185Hansel: I feel a disturbance in the force...Nah, it's probably nothing
>>824188https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPFZ5i0IreY&pp=ygUZYW1waGliaW91cyBhc3NhdWx0IGd0YSBzYQ%3D%3D
>>824177two bored girls come up with games after Saturday temple while their families who are very close with each have dinner and score is Jonesy up by a bunch Addison 0
>>824191Jonesy: Ok, lemme be corporeal again just to bang Addison... for the 15th time
>>824191>Addison is a jew:(
>>824194We warned you that she was worst girl
>>824195Addison is not worst girl
>>824197who is?
>>824198Lisa
>>824198Penny
>>824199>>824200>Both have dubsWould you rather clean Lisa's NEET bucket or eat Penny's boogers?
>>824201Penny's boogers. No one said I have to eat just the booger. I can just mix it with some rice and then trick her into thinking I ate it.
>>824202You have to eat just the booger.Like in that one pic.
>>824203Well then, I'll clean Lisa's NEET bucket. I've done some plumbing before. All I need is gloves and a mask and I'm good
>>824191
>>824172>>824175>>824185Basically for anyone who doesn’t know
>>824207>Comparing drawings to actual victimsGet the fuck out.
>>824208You’re gooning to it, that makes you a pedophile
>>824206Jonesy pussy can vibrate giving her an advantage >>824194Addison, Horowitz is Jewish. Shocker>>824190Now there needs to be a train mission episode
>>824201>>824203Time to boogie woogie
>>824213I wish a pox upon you and your ilk.UGH EW EW EW!!!!! BITCH!!!
>>824212I can imagine it vibrating like a phone at the most awkward times.
>>824213Ew! > How sweet! > Jerry's a douche (he's my douche, though)
>>824219
Hey, did you know the DDMT(Later DDMC) had a show on Cartoon Network back in the day?
>>824224Addison beating the worst girl allegations right here
>>824233>>824224How did she get the number to her pussy?
>>824235this is dubiously, canon, but when Jonesy orgasms tech and electricity glitches for a moment in a small area around her one time Addison got a phone call from an unusual number when she called it back she heard a buzzing and noticed jonesy reacted to it and saved the number as call for a good time >>824236again them actually doing the deed is dubiously canon ( but if the lore council wants to make it cannon I won't complain) but they were good friends before the whole Jonesy dying and addison joining Lydia's Gang now they're a bit strained but are still forced to hang out Saturday nights
After looking in the archives and seeing that Jerry was meant to resemble Bakugo, I can't stop imagining him with his voice
>>824240I can't fucking breathe.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gZBhZg4s04Y
>>824241Wow, Jerry's mom is really on edge from Jerry's shit, huh? At least he finally has a dad.
Given that South Park is coming to Fortnite, which North Park characters would play it?Don't pick easy ones like Melville, Lisa Stanky or Cringe Kid
>>824245nobody because the show weirdly takes place in 199x-200x
>>824245Father Goodfellow, Officer Gency, Dr. Cates, Darwin/Elizabeth Walker and Turtle fucker
>>824246I heard it's a floating timeline, but even then, episodes don't have to take place in the modern day.>>824247Dr Cates surprises me the most
>>824246>the show weirdly takes place in 199x-200xthere's a kiwi farmer and a character that loves fnaf and undertale in the cast and you think this
>>824250Who's the kiwifarmer? Flynn?
>it's another namefag episode
>>824252I'm pretty sure that's butters user name in the fortnight ad>>824251yes
>>824253Actually, it was something else, all I remember was it has Cha0s and 67. I just forgot to change it.
Where we dropping, sissies?
>>824258>Jonesy in an Asimov mechFreakin hilariousAlso, Myrtle would have a heart attack in a world like Fortnite
>>824258>Hui using her fucking sonI love this so fucking much, I love this so FUCKING MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AFERWGNGEREGNRFEREGDHERWWERSDR%#TEHGNCRHTGDRFGDERWTGED I NEED MORE NIGGA
>>824263Oh right, she's a midget. It's oddly cute
>>824254It was "67Cha0s67"
>>824267Oh, close enough
the fortnight collab takes place in cartman land which is north park Funland so north park is in fortnight
ASS(Based after the bot)https://files.catbox.moe/hdk5t2.png
>>824275Asimov 2 would never let this happen
NGL I can see Mandy, Chaz and Jerry going back to Cartmanland, wondering how it somehow got changed back to when Cartman bought it.They then do typical theme park stufd that gets interrupted by 5 kids from a neighboring town fighting eachother in mech suits
>>824287>"Goddamn it, that fat ass bought the park again."
>>824288Actually, Cartman didn't buy it back. The Stick of Truth somehow reverted it back to that point. But the North Park kids don't know that.They'd have to know certain things about South Park, considering how often it gets in the news
>>824294North Park treats South Park as the rest of 4chan treats /npg/ threads
>>824296So North Park ignores it, then? But they'd have to remember when Cartman took it over.
>>824258Jonesy in the mech suit keeps killing and teabagging Hatsune Miku now Miku hates asimov, believing he's doing it seen she only saw his emblem Asimov is dying inside because of it since he's a big fan
>>824301And this further's Asimov's hatred of her.
>>824301>>824302Asimov is a NPC boss that takes more Damage from Drew and Miku but does more damage to Jonesy
>>824306Maybe he deliberately hold back on everyone but Jonesy, so it's effectively hard mode.Asimov 2, on the other hand...
>>824258
>>823974That's look really good ^^
>>824309we did it danbrina chads they're in and their taunt is a massive lez out session
Might as well hop on the train
>>824309Who is Vera on top of?
>>824317Joseph
>>824320They don't have a wiki page, so IDK who that is
>>824321check the north park vampire Society
>>824322Oh, I see it now
>>824314That's strange, I shot at her like 4 feet away and missed, yet her hitbox still registered it as a hit
"Birthday"Dannyanon creates a new species of fungi to introduce into North Park.It's Leslieanon's birthday and only HanselAnon remembers who's been missing for two and a half years."Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"Overnight North Park has a chinese restaurant that serves every oriental meal.The Trumans (This is what we'll call the NPAnons from now on) get a call from The Boss and need to stop interacting with the town too closely."Vent Voyage"Drewanon's funding is cut after one too many pranks and begins to forage in the vents.The Trumans have a legally-mandated vacation and go to Chimdale Spa."All I Want For Kwanikkah"It's the holidays! and Asimovanon is having trouble finding the right decorations for the "Kwanikkah" celebration, something made up by The Boss to be all-inclusive. Or hella stressful.Meanwhile Sammyanon makes some taffy for the occasion."The Boss Visits"After ∞ seasons, we finally get to see the boss on-screen for the first time, and she isn't happy!It's Vera... Vera's the boss."Who's The Boss?"The Boss claims to be retiring and holds a battle royale for the next boss, it's like that old movie with Takeshi, Sonatine.Dellyfag drugs the water supply.ChazAnon desperately tries to keep the peace, but everyone else wants that Bossjob.
>>824325Poor Zeno, he's no one's favorite.
>>824327He's the lamest of the fuckers.
>>824325I need Momo to rape me.
>>824326Who's been missing? DewAnon?Maybe "The Boss Visits" is just everyone but Vera pretending this is a shocking revelation.Also, there's no way Vera isn't bullshitting about stepping down>>824327It's Xeno, but he doesn't do it for me>>824329You do you, man
>>824330>DewAnon is giga degenerate>He's also been last seen in the 90sI don't fucking get it!And of course Vera's bullshitting, she just wants to see blood spill.
Alright, I finally have a free day, I can develop the gang LARP just a bit, gonna draw some concept costumes for a few gang concepts I have.
>>824325You have no idea how much he needed this
>>824334Cute!Also, it was just one time, man
>>824334>>824335I mean, his fetish is still weird (unless it's fictional characters like Yokai or smth, I draw the line at real life turtles). He seems like the most reasonable of them.
>BlockheadsThey wear cubes on their heads, led by Beansy? Mostly tard/cripple kids.>Sunday FunniesThey have a silly/clown aesthetic and are led by Neil. Mostly weird kids.>Tanned Hides/Leather HeathersLydia's gang, but they have more of a 50s leather/biker aethetic.
episode where mayor Mac tonight bans the internet after Jonesy makes a threat that she's going to transfer all the robots ai into a smart toilet. Lisa moves into the chateau because they're outside the towns jurisdiction and Jonesy is brought back there but has to hop between different electronics from the chateau back into town"double dee theft"women what's large boobs are having waking up with a flat chest and the double dee ( now only one d) detectives are on the case. Sabrina is hiding her flatness with big coats the whole time the thief is Britney " itty Britty" Plank a vengeful spirit that died due to her flatness ( a baseball hit her in the chest stopping her heart if she had a bit more cushion she wouldve survived) now she steals naturally gifted girls that flaunt their assets boobs
>>824339Oh shit ma-->died due to flatnessLMAOFuck, this was a good idea for a dumb joke character I had..Is it possible Britty had a daughter or a sister or cousin?
>>824339Danny: It's ok, Wendy, I've delivered to her a couple times. This is nothing to me
>>824340>Is it possible Britty had a daughter or a sister or cousinshe died in high-school so no daughter so maybe a niece or nephew Sabrina and Penny would be the funniest answer but though
>>824342My people will be in contact with your people for the novella.
Play my game
>>824344I want her to ruin me
>>824344No.>>824345We know.
"Slappy Gets a Confection"At the yearly North Park Carnival, Slappy contracts an infection, but for clowns it's called a 'Confection' after stepping on a exposed rusty nail on the teacup ride.Drew decides to do all of his clown duties, with Song's help.Hui nurses Slappy back to health.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouTMqZrgrTU>The ModsRobot-cyborg mixed with 1960s mod aesthetic
If anyone wants to hear about the gangs who didn't make the cut let me know.In the meantime I'll loredump a little, let me set the mood, boppers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k4ap-76RIE&list=PLBD4374EA22622883
>>824347Daw, that sounds cute
>>824350>It's not who you are on the mean streets of this little mountain town in North Park, but the bad mothers you roll with, heard? Good, real good.>Now there's one Big Bad Bopper who runs this whole town under his thumb, Melville The Magnificent (His choice for a name) he makes sure he knows who's making what moves at all times.>There's a few mean gangs running each district in North Park, we've got The Tanned Hides going up against the Sundae Funnies for control over the Ice Cream parlor in Downtown.>Neil and his sideshow act, they run the their turf like it's a circus, be careful when going on their patch, babies.Electric handshakes, kick me signs and the odd whoopie cushion will be all too familiar..>Now Lydia? Her outfit's a real tough bunch of mothers, nothing but brute force, these ladies don't care who they hurt, using their bikes to give chase to any unlucky soul who dares to boogie on through their turf, best to drop those colors if you need to pass through..>In the residential areas of North Park we've got a brand new outfit on the scene that call themselves 'The Blockheads', this group of misfits really use their heads when it comes to soldiering down on some cocky mothers who think they're bad.>This crew operates from the basement of The Honker Household, but you didn't hear it from me, babies..>We can't forget these tough soldiers who've been running the Residential district of North Park for a decade..>The Mods, with a mix of that 60s beatnik style, and a little bit of that sci-fi flair.. These are some real bad mothers who've decided to blend the line between organic and bionic.. In fact, it's a huge discussion of speculation amongst the other gangs that their leader, Asimov isn't even human..>Let's just hope that he's waterproof...
>>824353So Neil has acquaintances. Good for him.Also, it'd be funny if Asimov is only strong in gameplay and he's weak in cutscenes, given his inconsistent durability
the life and times of Vera McCready Vera tells miss Chariot various stories from her life and she realized she's responsible for a lot of incidents in morden historyepisode where Jonesy messes with the school record system and puts Asimov in preschool drew and beansy gets arrested for grooming a preschooler
>>824355Oh joy, another Jonesy fucks with Asimov episode, my favorite.
>>824356Asimov is just soooooo attractive, he even attracts girls he hates
>>824357Jonesy has a weird love/hate relationship with Asimov, similar to what Asimov and TT have.
>>824355Kinda like "The Glep Episode">>824359Jonesy likes fucking with him and she's the only person that Asimov genuinely hates
>>824353>That it?--Right so I don't need this piece of paper, dropping the act and the rules are like this, Blockheads and Mods, you control the weapons, Lydia's gang and the Sunday Funnies they control the candy... Oh--NO REAL WEAPONS, we don't want any adults getting involved.. Water guns, wiffle ball bats... Nothing that'll cause any real damage..>With the help of Lisa.. I'm currently broadcasting this from a pirate radio station, Melville's also giving anyone playing a cellphone that only really call each other, or me, if you wanna call out another gang, you've got to call me.>Oh, and each gang has to give Melville 20$ in real dollars each week.. How you find that is totally up to you..That's all I really got for the rules so--Go nuts, I guess, Melville will give me more info to give to you.Right.. If you're not in a gang you want to be in, go to Melville about making a new one and he'll send out the word.>Like I said.. Melville's gonna be giving me more info as we go along, about heists and a bunch of other stuff.. Who ever controls the most turf by the end of the game wins!>And Melville says the more gangs there are, the less each gang has to pay in real money, and you HAVE TO HAVE A GANG SAFEHOUSE! That's a huge thing, Lydia's gang has that weird clubhouse in the woods, Sundae Funnies got the joke store backroom, you know where the Blockheads are, and the Mods meet in Asimov's backyard.>[LOUD STATIC FEEDBACK]
>>824361Jonesy also has her thing with A2, which probably goes to A1 when A2 "dies"
>>824366I mean, if A2 dies, then TT gets erased from existence because there isn't a bad future. At least that's how Time Travel usually goes
>>824368It's after AP erased the bad end timeline.
We get list of all the things jonesy did to Asimov we didn't seeShe once tampered with his aI to give him clinical depression She made him really into feet.she put him on the sex offenders registry. she made him forget drew and beansy birthdays she made him mentally challenged once She made him forget the number 3 for a week she made him call all teachers mommy
>>824372Put her in the fart jar like all naughty ghosts
>>824370So does TT still exist after that?
>>824374Yes, the way he does it keeps her from being erased
>>824372Did a robot fuck your mom or something, jesus
>>824374Yeah, she's the only remaining element of that bad future, some strings were pulled so she wouldn't disappear in the spot
I thought Danny vs Asimov was *the* rivaly to rival all rivalries, but that's more of a meta thing. Jonsey vs Asimov is THE rivaly. They are diametrically opposed to each other
>>824375>>824377That's wholesome. He screwed with time just to keep TT existing.>>824372Forgetting the number 3 is diabolical.>Forget Drew and Beansy's birthdaysNevermind, that's worse
>>824372she made his lower not respond to him paralyzing him from the waist below she made him racist towards clown during a dinner with the honkers and pengs She gave him a oedipus complex during the big mother's day Picnic
>T.T is Asimov's main rival>Danny is Asimov's main rival>Jonesy is Asimov's main rivalWhat happened? Why does Asimov have so many rivals? Not even Melville has this many dedicated haters in universe. Isn't Asimov's whole deal that he's the robot boy next door who is everyone's friend (besides the one girl trying to kill him)?
>>824383suffering is part of storytelling and telling me what not to do makes me do it even more
>>824383You can't be everyone's friendIn fact, being a friend to everyone comes with a cost, that cost being outside parties taking advantage of you
>>824383Consequences of being the most important character
>>824383DannyAnon has a hateboner for him because he hates robots
>>824383dannyanon: Love hurts Asimov and I love you to death.
>>824384being a contrarian doesn't make you interesting
>>824383I don't get it either, If you want to make a character likeable (like he keeps trying to do for Jonesy) then having them constantly fuck with the nice character does the exact oppossite
>>824383How are Danny and Asimov rivals? Danny's page mentions he's wary of the android but knows he's blameless
>>824390Cartman is pretty likable despite giving someone Aids and feeding a boy his parents and bullying the nice kid
>>824392Same with Butters somewhat.
>>824391they're both red and yellow boys who compete for main character status their rivalry is destined
>>824394Oh, that explains the whole meta thing.Anyway, the true main character of North Park is Jerry
>>824383I agree. We SHOULD be nicer to Melville
>>824395Jerry makes up for his rather mundane arsenal by having the best down to earth and grounded stories
>>824392I wouldn't call him likeable, entertaining yes, but not likeable
>>824397Name three good jerry stories
>>824376you reap what you sow you filthy robutt
>>824390It's not even that he's trying to make her likeable, he insists that she's a good person and then has her tormenting the fuck out of one of the nicest characters in the cast.He wants to have his cake and eat it too.Like, if she was just a full on asshole piece of shit like Cartman then it would make sense for her to do the shit she does, but having her do shit like cripple Asimov and make him retarded and then go on to act like she dindu nuffin is schizo characterization
>>824399Well, I only called him the main character like how Stan was the main character because both are the leaders of their respective groups.Anyway, probably some random Jerry x Penny ep, a Jerry x Lori ep and Mandy and Chaz pretending to be him
>>824401Schrödinger's Jonesy, she is somehow a good girl and a horrible piece of shit at the same time, only taking on one of these states while being observed directly
>>824401>>824403Bullying , a robot isn't evil , they're not people
>>824404oh no I broke my toy I guess I gotta go to hell
>>824404Wait, you're actually serious about being racist to robots? Dude, that's cringe. Robots are people and the AI bubble isn't going to burst. We tolerate robots under this roof
>>824404>>824405He is literally a sapient being with a soul.Comparing torturing a sapient being to breaking a toy makes you come across like a sociopath my guy
>>824404>they're not peopleSame goes for clowns, but you don't see me rewiring Drew's dna to make her gay for women
>>824404>>824405Alright Jonesy, calm down>>824408Or Canadians, since they somehow aren't human
Episode where Danny is forced to do a school project with Asimov
Also, let's bring up the fact that all the people that hate Asimov are totally justified in doing it. he's a goverment surveillance robot spying on this weird sleepy town for no doubt sinister reasons that has a chance to genocide the planet if he goes through a bad day or two
>>824411Asimov wants to do a report on Einstein and Danny wants to do a report on Harry HoudiniMagic vs Science debates ensue.
>>824411Danny doesn't have a problem with Asimov it would be pretty uneventful character drama wise danny is too polite to tell him that he doesn't believe he's a person. though he might end up fighting a cthulhu by the end of it
>>824412Just because it's true and we all think it doesn't mean you have to say the quiet part out loud
>>824412Asimov can't help how he was made, Dannyanon.And he has bad days all the time, the stuff that leads to AP is pretty much his entire family dying and then being forced into a gestalt against his will while in despair. >>824416The belief that Asimov isn't a person is felt, strongly.
>>824412Oh who cares about being spied on, you got something to hide, Danny??? Just give us your data already
>>824419The Thompson's connection to the Colombian Drug Cartel
>>824416>danny is too polite to tell him that he doesn't believe he's a person.is it because most of his body is black?that's pretty racist of Danny
>>824413Ooh, spicy>>824412He didn't ask to be a surveillance bot, dude>>824416Danny, Asimov is a person, just not human
>>824416Are the aliens not people Danny?they're just as inhuman as Asimov is.
>>824422 If a nuclear bomb came to life and was pretty friendly.But could go off at any moment.Would you wanna be friends with it?
>>824423Fleshbags welcome Tincans GET OUT
>>824424As long as they're shielded properly and know how not to trigger them, yes.
>>824426No it goes off randomly
>>824424Well yeah, we can teach the nuke to become a valuable soldier for our cause.
>>824427it really doesn't though.
>>824427Still yes, because that gives us time to prepare instead of being blitz by a regular nuke
Hey T.Tomar, here's a thought experiment. What if you had a teeny Asimov Primo in your hand with the memories of him being the real deal?
>>824432Here's an idea for an Episode that takes place later on in the series: Asimov, tired of Jonesy's constant shit, goes to tech wizard looking for a way to stop that damn ghost from fucking with him and his family, having to go to the internet sorcerer to get a protective program that will keep Jonesy out of his systems.Jonesy tries to foil him every step of the way, but in the end he makes it to the internet sorcerer and gets the program downloaded into his system.
>>824433I wouldn't do anything to him, he's done nothing wrong yet
>>824435No, but you see, he believes he's killed you, your friends and family and there's no chance he'll change because he's an A.I.
>>824436Doesn't matter what he thinks he did, he hasn't done anything.
Jonesy is the hero you guys need but don't deserve
>>824439Jonesy is a jackass who deserves to be at the bottom of the social ladder
>>824440she not anymore she has a army of underclassmen thanks to the miss Jonesy episode , a cult and dear viewers of her v tuber days and Factstruggle to propt her up she back to being popular baby!
>>824441>Needs an entire cult to get anywhere because her personality is such a flaming hot ball of garbagebig oof
>>824441still worst girl.
>>824442Having and maintaining a cult means you’re pretty good in the personality front you don’t get cults without charisma or personality>>824443Stop hating bad
>>824441>Giving her a cult out of nowhere and return her to popularitylame, she needs to suffer consequences for her actions
>>824446>Stop hating badShe is bad, and I will keep hating
>>824447actually that been around for almost a year both me and Drewanon made stories about her having a cult
>>824449 it dates back to May of last year
>>824451>making a cult for one of his character's biggest enemies on his birth Monthdiabolical
>>824446she treats her boys (thats she calls her cult and fans) pretty good she just has to wait a few years before she can join the orgies they have something akin to a dotting big brother and sister like relationship with her to the one's her age and older and she a big sister to those younger than her
episode Jonesy and her cult annoys Asimov because they take all the community service and he can't have none she not even doing it on purpose
>>824454This is not even an evil scheme she just loves her community ( the reputation repair is just a bonus) , even if they're all stupid and don't see what she clearly sees
>>824454>>824455Asimov using the free time to pursue his other hobbies and hang out with his friends: Well, this is actually not that bad, the less fortunate get the help they need and I get more free time, everybody wins
"Jonesy Buddy"Jonesy gets downloaded by someone meaning to get Bonzi Buddy software.Chuck relies too much on his new state-of-the-art AI companion, Jonesy."Good Luck Chuck"Chuck finds a four-leaf clover and after a failed assassination attempt (In reality one of his Bodyguards guns discharged) he believes he is the luckiest man in North Park and tries his luck in the worst ways.The town is angry that the mayor is causing random accidents and traffic jams trying to play real life Frogger.The episode ends with Chuck getting in with the russian mafia, and playing russian roulette, he gets cocky until a sneeze causes him to almost blow his brains out but causes the bullet to only nick him."Back at it again"Cripplefucker tries his best not to get back into his old habits.But soon is seduced by the lure of an old, musky wheelchair."God Hates Crabs"Crabby Little Fuck goes on his own adventure!"When Squids Collide"Drew goes to a stylist for the first time ever due to the dye she likes being discontinued and meets Monsieur Calamari, it's such an uncomfortable and bizarre situation, the entire episode is a real-time conversation dancing around the both of them knowing what the other is."No Hobo"Homelessness runs rampant in North Park, and whenever someone talks about money, or class they immediately try to follow it with 'No Hobo' in fear of people thinking others will think they're homeless.Hansel is offended by this new phrase but only because he's proud of his hoboness and doesn't feel it's something to be ashamed of."Creature Feature"An episode of all the pets of North Park coming together when their owners are away.What wacky misadventures do they get into!And Doug's there, so the other animals can't really relax."Bennett Gets Molested"Bennett tries to get molested but nobody takes the bait, he even dresses up as a hot shortstack, but it seems like the town is too smart for those faggy little antics.
>>824464Why would Cripplefucker not wanna fuck cripples? Did I miss something?"When Squids Collide" feels like a Smiling Friends episode
>>824440Nah, she should be above Lisa Stanky>>824454>>824455You cannot convince me Jonesy does community service
>>824473you don't know Jonesy as well as you think she does it all the time saving these poor saps from being spied on"4000 ad"set two thousand years in the future Jonesy's cult became the dominant religion, animal hybrids a common species, clownretardbots are everywhere they're a real big problem a couple of kids venture into the cave of the all powerful land lord ( vera) to beg for extension for another month of rent since their parents are sick."Jewish space lasers" Jonesy and Addison are bored so Jonesy hijacks America's space laser satellites operating it with a ipad take them for a joyride.
>>824474"anti spy war"Jonesy and her cult puts out a series of PSAs teaching the people of North Park how avoid being spied on by the government and their surveillance systems the government realizes that they not getting the data they want from town anymore and threatens to pull funds from the spying program scrap the Asimov program and send Maria elsewhere unless they get their numbers up
>>824474>hijacking government satellites out of boredomFeels like an ultimate move. Maybe Addison calls Jonesy to just nuke people in some video game. They somehow survive itAlso, 4000 AD sounds neat. Maybe the kids are implied to be Chaz, Jerry and Mandy's descendants. Jonesy looks exactly the same while Vera looks older, like middle-aged (assuming her vampirism only slowed her aging and didn't stop it entirely).
>>824475>scrap the Asimov programIt'll show up next episode, trust me
>>824476all the Immortals and long lived folk get together to reminisce about the past
>>824478Jonesy:>Haha fuck you Vera I'm immortal and have a cult
>>824479Vera: at first I was distraught that i was just long-lived and not immortal and only got another two thousand years in me but then I thought 4000 years is life enough for me and im not gonna be a kid forever could you imagine being treated like a child forever that sure would suck right like especially being in that awkward puberty, stage ugh I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies
>>824480...how long did puberty last for her? Like 50-100 years?
>>824481i imagine a hundred or so if 2000 years was like 30 ro 40ish for her
>>824472He's trying not to fuck cripples because someone said for him not to be so pushy and he'll get mega crippussy.
>>824464damn Doug not welcomed with the animals or the humansepisode where Dogman decides to make all the animals in town as intelligent and humanoid as him leading to a animal civil right movement
>>824484the humans try to fight back but gets their asses handed to them leading to the humans becoming the pets now this is how the episode ends
>>824485the vamps just turned into bats to join the animals Vera rans the the human pet shop
>>824475why would anyone believe these PSAs?Isn't Jonesy's whole thing that she's an Alex jones-esque hack that people don't believe?I mean yeah the cult would believe her because they're her cult but they'd already think that way.>>824474>"4000 ad"Asimov is in the background of the episode trying to wrangle his 1/3rd tard descendants and mostly failing
I now pronouns you Mr and Mrs during the school trip to city hall Vera gets bored tricks a bunch of random students into signing marriage documents making them legally married the most prominent one this episode is Mandy and Melville chaz and Ashley ( Ashley moves in with Chaz immediately) Jerry and Zachary chuck thinks he'll get a boost in popularity if he has a gay son so he tries to keep the marriage going episode graveyard shift the grim reaper calls up Danny to cover his shift so he can play a new game so Danny has to reap the dead on the list which Dorothy is on the listDani Sabrina Leslie and Ashley must stop him with home alone style booby traps if he doesn't reap her by the end of the day her death will be rescheduled to another day
>>824490>why would anyone believe these PSAs?>Isn't Jonesy's whole thing that she's an Alex jones-esque hack that people don't believe?because she always right about shit just says it weird or has the motivation behind the incidents wrong also the average north park citizen is prime Alex Jones audience.
"The Corniors"Maizeby, Maizy and Candy Corn Lady are deep in North Park and need to quickly avoid detection and get back to Corney Island.Special Guest Star David Patrick Kelly as 'Luther'
>>824490The bots are his descendants? Cool how he survived two millenia
>>824494I mean they're one third tard one third robot and one third clown.As for how he survived his consciousness is digital so as long as there is something he can download himself into he won't die it's the same reason that TT hasn't perma-killed him.
>>824500I won't question how Clowns and Retards managed to impregnate a robotAlso, I thought his consciousness was limited specifically to Asimov bodies
>>824501Nah, Jonesy put him in a baby doll once
>>824501>I won't question how Clowns and Retards managed to impregnate a robotit's better that way, to question it only leads to madness
>>824502Oh, weird. But cool.>>824503I mean, Jonesy has a pseudo son, but...yeah, let's not question it.
lawless zone gency get trapped under a vending machine and almost immediately the crime rate skyrocket to absurd levelsteeny steeve vs Jonesy the school is torn between who would wreck the others shit in a fight teeny steeve or Jonesy so they try to make them fight which both sees the obvious bait and decides to work together making life hell for everyone
>>824508total teeny death
>>824508Lawless Zone sounds cool. Would be funny if Posie starts commiting crimes, showing how dire things are.Also, aside from "Wall Secrets," what can Teeny Steve even do?
>>824510>Posie doing the most insignificant crimes>Loitering and trespassing>Trying ALL the flavors in the ice cream parlor>RAPING me
>>824510>Also, aside from "Wall Secrets," what can Teeny Steve even do?One of the most powerful magic users, the Wall Secrets include spells and Eldrich lore.He also is shockingly strong and durable for his size because he's a giant that just happens to be really small
>>824511And soooo many hate crimes...
>>824511And pirating movies. I imagine Linus would attempt actual crime but fuck up every step of the way>>824514Like what?
>>824508the cat ninjas firing off Tommy guns in the middle of the streetsVera breaks into the police station and destroys all evidence against her she let's the zoomers get babies first crime spree zoomies while she deals with the future Jonesy downloads a car
>>824512OK, Steve has a shot. I don't think Jonesy has superhuman strength or durability without tech
Yo, I kinda wanna fuck the shit out of Nancy and leak the video.
>>824527she's the one who'd leak it and it'd be an exposé on how bad at sex you are and how small your penis is
"Be Jeweled"The episode picks up at the two finding the Lost Jewel of El Dorado, and are immediately cursed with an immense greed for the jewel upon touching it.The two on their way back to return the jewel are practically backstabbing each other every step of the way, with plans to murder the other, to get the full reward for the prized Jewel."Goodbye Horses"The Double Dee Mystery Crew's last caper, in a flash forward to their last year in middle school, Dani and Sabrina solve one last mystery before High School.The two are tasked with finding a toy horse and in the process they blow open a weirdo serial killer obsessed with LARPing as a Horse."Fast Times at North Park High"Part two of the flash forward Dani and Sabrina decide a rebranding is for the best.And also accidentally break the NPH's prized marathon runner's leg in a pizza accident."I Treated Her Like Gold"Back to the current block in time, the DDMC are going up against Goldino who turns Sabrina into a gold statue, Goldino doesn't know how to reverse it, but he just decides to leave before he gets into some real trouble!Can Dani find a cure for the Golden Curse?"Eazy E is Still Alive"While visiting Sabrina's paternal Grandparents the DDMC bump into Elvis on line at the Gristedes', it turns out the entire town is actually a place where all those dead Celebrities and Public Figures retire when they want to live in peace.Eazy E asks the girls to find Tupac.The Tupac Mystery takes a back seat but becomes a running gag for two or three seasons until it solves itself."Eat Randy"There's a new drug on the street called 'Randy' and it acts as an aphrodisiac.Dani is accidentally exposed to it and finds herself all over Sabrina who doesn't know how to react."The Mystery of Little Teacup Terror"The duo get trapped on a teacup ride during the county faire, by Sunko The Clown, the entire episode is just the two trying to get off, and then just trying to enjoy where they're at.
Toades accidentally doses himself with Kindness extract and performs various acts of charity and goodness, but it's revealed that his kindness levels are lethal to those around him, so the trio have to find a way to bring back the old Grumpy Mr Toades before he literally kills them all with kindness
episode where Vera tricks Elmer into shooting her in court so if it ever becomes what he said she says that will be on his record "22 minutes till sundown"Elmer Vanessa, Leslie mom, Dr toades and Jonesy worked together to corner Vera in a barn house in the middle of nowhere with only 22 minutes till Sunset meaning they are save thing take a turn when Vera reveals she has lt naptime and Leslie younger sister ( though she could be lying) with her and she gonna kill them if they enter the barn house the group starts turning on each other toades and Vanessa knows if the sun sets they are good as dead and the bitch might be lying but they're not 100% sure Jonesy doesn't know who to listen to and Elmer and Leslie mom wants their children safety the whole time we don't see what's in the barn the ending is they all die to Vera and the whole thing was a simulation by toades to check how their plan would go
>>824533Yeah, I don't get why you'd fuck someone who can easily ruin your social life.
>>824533Oh fuck, that's the best part, nigga, holy fuck.>>824537Because I'm clearly a weirdo who gets off on humiliation.
>>824534
>>824542I love to see it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs
>>824542I imagine it'll play out like a Pepe Le Pew cartoon with Dani being Pepe and Sabrina panicking running away because Dani's coming on way too strong.
>>824542Breeding Dani while Sabrina watches.and then Breeding Sabrina too
>>824546I'd rather just fuck the both and have them make out with my cock.Or give me a blue plate special.That's when you have a chick slurping you off, and the other rims you.
>>824547Alternating between pounding Dani and Sabrina senseless while they make out
>>824548I want Sabrina to insult me about certain things while Dani tell her not to be so mean.
>>824549I'm not into degradation but you do you
Cates made a wish on a Monkey's paw to make her older sister stop embarrassing her.This is why she was so emotionally frigid and part of why CK is so inhumanly Cringe.Cates gave up on magic after that and doubled down on sccience
>>824552Aw, I feel bad for her...At least she has a loving nephew
>>824555Shame she's crazy and barely gets to see him because she hates his dad
Purple vs red Turns out there's a bunch of copies of the double dee mystery crews out there with a Dani and Sabrina after one fucks up pretty spectacular and very embarrassing for the branda bunch of them descend upon north park to prove they're the best ddmc
>>824558>me when i see a purplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voie2WUFCzc
>>824558It ends with all of them dying but one Dani and one Sabrina, with neither being sure they're the original (Well, as original as Dani can be in her case, what with her being a clone, lol)
"Nutted Dot Net"Jonesy makes a website that is basically people she hates getting hit in the nuts."Tommy Boy"Tom Clancy comes to North Park for a book signing, Clancy's Angels show up and gush and ask him for details on his next game and book, eventually they kidnap him incidentally and the episode ends in a hostage negotiation stand-off with Gency and he has to ignore a few other duties, like the fire at the bakery, or the dead metal kid."Troll vs. Troll"Gnarly the troll that Dani and Sabrina took back above ground meets Lisa the two bond over being jerky to people.Gnarly moves in under a bridge and makes herself a sweet isolated setup with Lisa's (remote) help."Do Cripples Dream of Crippled Sheep?"The kids in Special Ed learn the legendary tandem lucid dream.Georgina gets addicted to her dreams and begins to mal-adaptive daydream.Beansy uses lucid dreaming to better plan out lego layouts.Rulf attempts to be more like his idols in his dreaming mind.Cripplefucker fucks a cripple.Eventually Georgina has to be snapped out of it as all she's been doing is sleeping about being crowned Queen of the School."Horror-Scope For The Day"An anthology halloween episode, framing device is Sabrina reading horoscopes to Dani and Dani relating them to a tale she knows:>"Life on The Fast Lane"A man gets stuck in traffic for the rest of his life before dinner with his family.>"My Body's In Your Trunk"A mascot is the target of a mob hit and narrates everything after the events of his hit, but he's actually been alive the entire time, just frozen in shock, once he moves, the mobsters panic and die of cardiac arrest.>"Cup of Joe, Side of Dough"There used to be a diner in town where the owner would put a little of himself in the coffee.>"That's Just Peachy"A woman who loves peaches finds herself slowly becoming one.
>>824561So like Road To Vegas, then? Neither are the original, but no one gives a shit as they're close enough
>>824571>Nutted Dot Net">Jonesy makes a website that is basically people she hates getting hit in the nuts.it they get hit in the nuts on the website they get hit in the nuts in real life
" well choose Gency "Vera under her gentleman theif persona makes an announcement that she will steal a specific thing from the north park museum at a specific time so gency is placed on duty to protect it but at the sametime a little girl fell down a well which is getting a ton of media attention now gency must choose which one to prioritize after choosing the well gency discovers a speaker and that the well has a tunnel in it that leads to the museum"the return of the stroker"ddmc must recapture an old enemy a chronic masterbaiter know as the stroker the girls must do this without the use of their eyes so they don't catch this man jerking it
>>824571First one reminds me of the Famiy Guy joke of Peter being hit in the knads with a bag of nickels
>>824581cat and mice game Dani and Sabrina hired to find missing people who were last scene watching tv the two quickly deduced that Amanda is behind this and when they confront her they are sucked into an old tom and jerry like cartoon as mice while Amanda's the cat the animation style changes to match the old tom and jerry cartoons secret admirer Sabrina after feeling pretty down about herself since no asked her to the dance and all the other girls was asked out except dani finds anonymous love poem and decides finding this guy is the case for the day Dani has to find a way to break it to her that she was the one who wrote the poem when she was affected by randy and she only just found it now without hurting her feelings
>>824583I like how under the affects of Randy all Dani did was write her a poem and maybe just get too close and tell Sabrina her pigtails look especially soft today.But it was still too much for Sabrina to handle.
"Succulent Chinese Meal"A new restaurant opens up in North Park (This episode is canon, therefore not Truman related)and the DDMC's retired rival 'Feng Shui Diggit' is the new owner, while he tells the girls he's stopped in his ways of trying to organize the world into Feng Shui, they don't believe him.The restaurant becomes a staple of North Park and is permanent, and Bobby Norman is the delivery guy/cashier/etc.Every time Sabrina or Dani or both go to the restaurant they are basically locked in."Stop Drop and Roll"Gency is unanimously voted off of being the town's Fire fighter when he forgets he's on fire during his police patrol and ruins a squad car.This causes a void in his life and he almost goes insane, it gets to the point where he will spray his stove top with water to 'Put it out'He eventually gets his job back when the 'Fire Fighter Brigade' can't put out fires properly and cause the town millions in damages."Splinter Cell"Delly gets a real bad splinter that needs to be taken care of on a molecular level, Maria's on the case using her enhanced bionic devices.. When all else fails, a shrinking machine to push the splinter from the inside, out."Brian Boitano"World-Famous Olympic Skater Brian Boitano shows up and is a pulpy comic action hero, he's on the run because he was just framed for murder!But the town is too busy fawning over him.The entire episode is just fellating how cool Brian Boitano is, he's basically Brock Sampson."Blow Job"Lisa hacksimovs Asimov and remotely plants a bomb in Melville's mansion, however the bomb blows up when him and hi butler are far away, the mansion is decimated and Melville must live in the 'North Park Flophouse' for a few episodes while his mansion is being repaired.Asimov feels immense guilt for almost killing Sebastian!--Oh and Melville, too."Cake Soda"There's a new soda in town that is basically cake in liquid form, all the kids love it, but they get too rowdy when it's quickly discontinued.
had a dream about an episode where jonesy possesses delly and somehow gets stuck inside her body so she can't get out, then has to spend the whole episode getting absolutely traumatized by the arm curse because accidents keep happening to and around her lol. it's strange because i haven't had a NP-related dream in like 2 years or so. but it was like fully animated and everything. wish we were able to astral-project our dreams so i could show it to you guys it was insane>>824571i read 'tommy' and my brain had an almost immediate pavlovian response lmao i need mental help
>>824585I love Gency's oneI'm guessing the splinter is on Delly's unbandaged arm
I think I just shat my pants desu
>>824586We can Astral-Project dreams, but that shit takes work and consent and blah blah blah you don't want to hear me babbling..Also down girl, you need to chill.
>>824586the Jonesy mind virus is spreading
hate chimes the ddmc have run out of good cases and must take a bottom of the barrel on where a wind chime company want to find out why their wind chimes are making up fake racial slurs instead of ringing tinging and dinging"vampires in Vancouver"the vampires go on vacation to canada during the trip Vera pulls a ax from a maple tree like the sword from the Stone and becomes the eternal prime minister of canada for the rest of the series canada has become the India of North America a source of cheap labor and they be scam calling folks.
>>824594Both of these sound ridiculous in such a fun way.>tfw a windchime calls you the Q word
>>824586That seems like perfect karma
the unusual suspectElmer finally has something on Vera and has her in the interrogation room to finally get a confession out of her but she distracts him with a fake story while her boys get rid of the evidence v for vengeance and Vera after a low level thug who's the son of a big crime boss in East park robs one of Vera's stores and injures Bobby Norman Vera goes back to her old roots to kill that bastard meanwhile the criminal Underground in park county is freaking out because Vera was their boogie man before the whole Ernest gang thing and her deciding to contain herself to north park so in order to save his son he throws everything he got at Vera meanwhile since Bobby Norman is in the hospital everything is closed and the main trio's perfect Saturday is ruined and they can't handle the disappointment
>>824602Vera: On demon time to kill the East Park boss while dodging Park County's crapMandy: Gosh darn it, we can't get ice cream!
>>824602after the first assault of the east park mafia at north park's hospital (since vera was waiting there for the sun to go down while watching the unconscious bobby) the park county sheriff shows up after hearing the news that boogie man is back .we see him rehearse, a big tough laying down the law to not take this revenge too far but when he sees she already covered in blood he sheepishly asks her not to burn down the whole county
She waited 18 years to kiss those lip
Don't you hate it when you're younger clone/sister/twin is annoying, which makes you think: "Am I this annoying?">>824612The forbidden Yuri!
>>824613she has more innocence since she was created more recently
>>824612
North Park onaholes just hit the North Park merch store.Who are you buying?>Hard mode: none of your OCs>Dante Must Die Mode: No lolis>Dagoth GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Mode: Old Park OnlyFor me, it's gonna be, Nancy, Ula, Leslie, and Lisa.
>>824618Dibs on Ula, Gretel, Diana, Delly, and Jonesy
>>824619>GRETELFUCK! I bet that-->DellyIt's armcast shaped.
>>824618Myrtle, Leslie, and Chazette for me
>>824616Why is Leslie built like that aaaahhhh->>824614I thought they were the same age and had mostly the same memories
>>824629Dani was de-aged a bit to sell the younger sister people didn't notice up until now bit though she has the same memories ane experiences prior to the split but since created more recently so she maintains her innocence it's basically the soul version of new car smell with her being a clone created in the last year or 2 she has that freshness.
>>824612>>824616I'm going to retcon something Vera did have a thing for Chester ( Leslie's late father) though she is self aware enough that it was never going to happen between them so kept it to herself though his death was still an accident I think the crush carried over to older Leslie though these pictures aren't canonical.
>>824632Oh, I get it now
>>824602
>>824629That's Leslie as an adult, she's kinda like a Pokemon in the sense that her first and final form look great, but her middle form is a 5.5-6
>>824637I assume that the middle form is teenage Leslie, right?
>>824638Yup
Happy late anniversary, I suppose. Don't have anything to show, but I uh appreciate you guys everything you've contributed.
>>824616
>>824640>Wishing us a happy anniversary this lateDid you bring us anything! You're sleeping on the couch tonight!!!!!!
>>824643
Look what she fished out her wall
>>824165I swear Robert Anon had posted a bunch of gay inflation diaper art in a row. You guys seriously don't remember.
>>824653Teeny Steve is back!
>>824653They're friends.If they weren't Steeve would have done that Hiss/nightmare face combo he's done with Drew and the aliens.
>>824657That happened once he jumpscared her and she reflexively sent him into the rule 34 anal vore tag part of the internet now he doesn't do that to her anymore ( non canon)
I finally trapped Leslie anon in north park and will be taking that anon's place in the real world so from now on, I should be posting here instead.
>>824659Please go back.
>>824660Make me bitch
>>824659>>824662Marry me, bitch. -Drewanon
>>824659I will you into existence and this is the thanks I get?
>>824659Hey Leslie, how do you feel about your Anon shipping you with Cringe Kid?
"monster in the basement"Sabrina gets lost at neon neko ( arcade / Casino/ the family entertainment center the Thompsons own) and accidentally ends up in the basement where she finds a crazy looking man holding what sounds like a young girl behind a door he claims she a shapeshifting demon that if it leaves the apocalypse will start there's a bunch of evidence for both conclusions and she has to make a choice and Dani not picking up since she and the rest of the arcade is busy watching lori destroy yashu at every fighting game and they're taking bets if he's gonna rage quit "just the two of us"in order to get Asimov and Jonesy to get along skrimp snap's fingers and everyone else on earth disappears leaving Jonesy and Asimov alone ( they don't know why everyone disappeared) we skip several decades later to see the two have gotten along pretty good they built a life together which gets really awkward when skrimp gets back apologize that he set his alarm clock a little bit late and brings everyone back. Asimov wanna sweep him and Jonesy's relationship under the rug but Jonesy ain't having it and is going to spill the beans to drew and beansy Asimov goes to dr toades lab and steal the memory slugs to erase her memories of the decades. They spent together and then also erase his memories because he can't live with the guilt.
With the recent LxV pics, here's future Leslie's thoughts.
>>824643Bugs when you lift up a rock>>824672>lori destroy yashu at every fighting game and they're taking bets if he's gonna rage quitThis feels like a 5-minute B-plot that gets clipped a lot. But I still like it
>>824674>friends with LisaDidn't think they'd be friends, considering Lisa never leaves her roomI imagine Posie is in "Stay Away" because she'll desperately try to stay with Leslie, even when Leslie makes it clear she doesn't want it
>>824676>Didn't think they'd be friends, considering Lisa never leaves her roomIt's mostly over the internet, there was some IRL meetups.>I imagine Posie is in "Stay Away" because she'll desperately try to stay with Leslie, even when Leslie makes it clear she doesn't want itThat, and was a bit much for her.
>>824674damn Leslie dated half the town
>>824678That's normal for small communities Everyone knows each other, for better and worse
>>824678>>824682She's friends with half the town, she's dated like 1/6 of the town.
The Thompsons open up a 50 style rollerskate drive-in diner and Danny has to learn to rollerskate though Dani knows how to roller skate due to her and Sabrina infiltrating a 80s disco themed wizard villain a roller rink lair after he kidnapped all the adult / any alive during the 80s in town to force them to relive his big failure that set him Down the path of villainy but this time he made them repeat it over and over and over again until Dani and Sabrina stopped himSo Dani teach Danny how to roller skate old Danny new tricks
>>824674>Lelie got her one night stand with MariaI bet she was outside of Maria's place the minute he turned eighteen and Maria probably rocked her world
>>824688the minute she turned eighteen I mean
>>824688>heLesliecock confirmed!
Vera 300 years in the future still the eternal Prime Minister of Canada, though she’s took several states with her including Colorado she has ascended to Dracula status. Prime Minister Vera has a bunch of vampire hunters after her all of which are jilted lovers mad she ghosted them or claimed she wasn’t looking for anything serious after they caught feelings for her she’s only just begun her long puberty very irritable now even more than usual.
>>824691300 years in the future, Canada just have the western half the United States Vera took it during the third Civil War.
>>824691Speaking of three hundred years in the future, the Asimov family are still around, including Maria (she digitized her consciousness), and Asimov is kept busy trying to guide his part robot descendants away from evil.Asimov has at that point ascended to his Good Future Asimov Prime self, and is one of the God Tier beings protecting humanity
>>824691Jonesy dies again in her early 20s (after being resurrected during the events of the Easter special) Isekaid into different universes for a little bit being those universes champion ( since she was banned from every afterlife) before once again, being spit out back in north park As a internet ghost once again. despite spending centuries away to her its only been seconds for the rest of the world since she had died again and whats worse is she looks like her 11-12 year old ghost self instead of being in her adult body she would eventually, take up her job as a God and that's pretty much what she is for a long time.
>"Soooo... What do we do now?">"I don't know...">"This never leaves this room?">"To our graves.">(Their S.O. s find out.)>(They were upset, but their surprise outweighed their anger.)
>Team Honkers 4,414.5Danny 3,939.3Leslie 172Drew 303>Team Clankers 1.591.9Robert 697.5Chaz 817.4Sammy 77.0
Hey Drewanon, does Drew outlive Beansy due to her partial eldritch nature?
>>824691Angsty Teenage vampire leader of the Canadian Empire>>824695Vera has rizz
>>824697Not only does Drew outlive Beansy in the bad future she becomes the only being in the universe called 'The One and Only', this is trillions of quintillions of eons in the future, however.Before The Great Banana Split, but a little after The Happy Wars.
>>824696*Cries*I'm trying to keep up! I'm sorry! DannyAnon's going to get the machine to get me drawing more...
>>824691>>824694>Danny lived a remarkable life but died in his mid 80s at the place he was born the chateau surrounded by friends and family he became one of the friendly ghosts there.Wendy enchantment that gives her her strength also makes her long lived so she still kicking in her prime 300 years later crush and anti Wendy not to be out done persistent aswell crush just keeps upgrading and maintenencing herself while anti Wendy just keeps swapping her brain into a younger cloned body Lori's soul would've merged back with the orb of knowledge Lon still doing Lon things the cat ninjas and and dogman are long gone but are seen as the founding fathers and Mother's of the animal hybrid species, along with Cindy, the dogboys, the birds, and fishboy
>>824701after chaz dies of old age ula just wanders around the earth finding lovers starting families watching them all die off then back to wandering to go do it all over again.the other vampires are still with vera helping her run Canada they are also going through teen angst and puberty, though they're are a little bit farther along than Vera im pretty sure they are a polycule with vera the only girl (poor girl) maybe they finally turned Ingrid and added a couple more
>>824687Sounds pretty wholesome
>>824693Nice! Asimov Prime is still around!
>>824699Those sound like Clown-related atrocities>>824701>Anti-Wendy pulls a VanessaI imagine the day Lori re-merges would be a sad oneDanny being a ghost is kickass
>>824699I think he was asking about the good future, to see if Asimov would still have her even if Beansy passes
>>824702OK Dani dies in her mid 80s like her big brother though she goes to Valhalla due to some mystery her and Sabrina solved a while back. Dani and Sabrina reunites in Valhalla and solves one last mystery the maestro has taken over all the afterlifes so they get Jonesy to take up God's mantle to depose him Vanessa dies in a steam roller accident after high-school no one knows it happened so everyone is a bit on edge assuming she took another body and is lurking around somewhere.Amanda after resurrecting during the Easter special and out living Jonesy in her late 20s would start to get worried about her newly regained mortality so joins the vampires with Ingrid and she doesn't have to worry about death for another 3 or 4 thousand years
>>824713
>>824713First part feels like Adventure Time: Distant Lands (the Finn and Jake part)I refuse to believe Vanessa got killed that easily
>>824720she walked through wet cement and got stuck and the steam roll driver was wearing head phones and couldn't hear the screaming. if it's Any consolation, she couldn't believe it either.
In the future Asimov keeps one of his spare OG bodies in North Park, he downloads himself into it when he needs to take a break from protecting earth
>>824721Vanessa wears headphones? I thought she'd be into more old-timey stuff
>>824723no the steam roll driver was wearing headphones he couldn't her Vanessa's screams
>>824724Oh, I see now....an embarrassing way to go out
"dogman eat dog world."dogman is horrified when his favorite Korean restaurant is accused of using dog meat he then gets obsessed with figuring out if the rumors are true"23xx"we see all the surviving characters ( and some that became ghosts) make their way back to north park (the capital of the Canadian empire) for the 3rd once in a century reunion
>>824711Once Beansy dies Drew becomes a mini squid jr. she basically becomes a Maizby-looking squid but with her signature goggles, and blue.>>824699>He doesn't know
>>824707>he doesn't know about the great banana split and the happy wars>>824730>tfw fucked up and (you)'d myself
>>824731Tell me about those 2 events
>>824726Vanessa isn't the last Van Halstead he didn't swap bodies he Merely downloaded his consciousness into another bodies and overwritten the original minds and he's done this to multiple people over the years so Van is still out there somewhere Vanessa is just dead. probably Vera being the public face of the Canadian empire might draw the others out to her
>>824730>Asimov becomes a squidfuckerlewd
>>824735yeah they have their own turf they don't like to cross each other paths
>>824732The Great Banana Split is what happens when The One and Only finally dies and resets the universe, creating new realities.The Happy War is a result of Happiness becoming illegal in Canada, and The Laughter Islands Nuke Canada thus causing a war between clowns and canada.
>>824738>The Happy War is a result of Happiness becoming illegal in CanadaVera descendants go crazy when she finally kicked the buck 4000 years in the future
>>824738>Drew's death resets the universe>Canada got nuked AGAIN
>>824664Grosss, dont touch me.>>824666I never consented>>824665Fuck off dad, you never loved me
>>824746I bet the driver was watching Madagasar
>>824754those animals are so fucking funny
>>824745If I didn't love you, why are always on my mind?
>"Oh fuck! Blow that story all over my face, I need that thick load of information dripping down my scarf!"
"break a leg danny"Dani breaks her leg and can't go on a mission with Sabrina so has to send Danny with a walkie talkie to describe everything going on to her and Sabrina keeps big leaguing him the entire time cause he doesn't got the kid detective thing down."redo of a Halstead"Vanessa wakes up after the steam roller incident back on the first day her mind was transferred to her current body as a 2nd chance only for her to do the exact same thing, except she avoids the steam roller... only to fall down a manhole. Vanessa once again , wakes up back at the beginning after her mind was transferred once again only for her to do the same thing. But avoid the manhole, but dies in a different comical way this happens again and again with the ending it's revealed that this is one of Jonesy's pet projects ( trying to give Vanessa a redemption arc) after becoming God.
Young teen Vera (comfy clothes) she likes hanging out in skate parks for some reason
>>824768Damn, son I didn't need this, I hate Vera, because she runs the media but I love her right now because sk8rchicks make me shoot out semen like a laser cannon.With all due respect.
>>824762I do not watch smut and I do not fucking moan on the microphone.
>>824770>Nancy doing crowd controlYou just outed yourself, Nancy!
>>824762This feels like an innuendo.>>824768Cute>>824769Do you hate Nancy, too?
>>824778Well, I was the nigga who said he wanted to hatefuck Nancy and leak the vid, and I was met with people saying how she'd leak the vid and distribute facts, and that sent me to the fucking moon, man.
>>824782Well, she is kinda cute
>>824788Most of the North Park bitches get me, man.Like.. Maizey is like so hot, bro, I dig that mascot shit, I dig it, I wanna like.. Tickle her tentacles.I might draw self-insert art of her molesticating me.
>>824793I might, but I don't know about sharing it.
>>824734Someone should draw Asimov boinking Tentacle Drew
>>824829>tentacle drew boinking Asimov
>>824830Mutual boinking
>>824738can't spell slaughter without laughter"takes place in the far future after canada is nuked again by the clowns Vera's descendants uses her dairy to find dogman laughing virus to use as a biological weapon against the clowns causing their source of power to slowly kill them all this event will go down in history as the Harlecaust." so you think your city slick(er)?"Danny is captured by Bundle and immediately gives up and resign himself to marriage. Danny acts like a annoying yuppie city slicker while they plan the wedding bundle thinks this is a act but isn't 100% sure and if he's being serious she doesn't want to be tied down to this. she has tries to find a crack in his act and if she doesn't she'll call off the wedding
>>824833The Bundle episode seems like a good one. So Danny has to maintain the city slicker thing or he gets married
>>824834maybe it isn't an act, and just how Danny usually is. we're just as in the dark as bundle is until the very end after bundle leaves the wedding I a huff and Danny finally breathes a sigh of relief
Are any of you fans of Claude and his pokemon? Which North Park character has Nibbles?
>>824836Leaving it ambiguous. Nice
>>824833"Wendy and Peter"the adults leave the cheatu for the weekend leaving Wendy in charge and not before long a boy and his pixie takes Danny, lori and Dani. Wendy manages to catch his pixie while the boy flies off with the others. the pixie tells her that the boy and her are forced to bring kids to neverland after a mazeby merch company took it over so they'll have a work force of eternal children in a sweatshop. she tells wendy she can take her to Neverland to save her family and ask her to free all the children.a world without laughter slappy is Teleported to the far future after the Harlecaust were this new generation of clowns are afraid to laugh and spread laughter after the laughing virus took so many of them and slappy has to teach them to laugh again. at the end slappy is brought back home in his bed and believes the whole thing is a dream
>>824838Who?
>>824826I bet Dani was thinking about getting Danny, but he thought ahead of her.
>>824883Anti Wendy being horny for her alt self is my favorite thing about herWell, that and her having Mr Burns' level of durability
She real
>>824907The creature
>>824907cursed object
>>824687
>>824907it's weird that Lisa and Jonesy are the only characters that has something irl when they are two internet-based characters
>>824907Huh. Neat
Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Source: >>824883)
I like Timothy Dull so much.
>make LARP idea, get all gung ho>post ideas, even a whole ass Nancypost>lose steam so fucking hard>think of retooling things and toning down the Warriors aspectI really need to start sticking with things, anybody else ever do this? Get all excited and have an idea you wanna execute but then instantly deflate?
>>824964Finally, some hillbilly love, such a good lad. Where's his sexy older cousin? I need to ride the Axel Rod
>>824965All the time, in fact, I'm doing it right now lmao. Difference is that it's your idea, so you don't have to push yourself too hard to get it done, take your time and remember to have fun with it. Nothing hurts more than making a hobby a chore
>>824967>Nothing hurts more than making a hobby a choreBoy, don't I know that, I've done that with drawing in the past, and it really hurt my drive for it.Eh, I guess I'll get to it when I get to it, I got some stuff bouncing around my head hopefully I get to them sometime this year.
>>824966Here's Axel.
>>824969Pure. Aura.
>>824968We'll be here, waiting to see it. Well, THEY'LL be here, not me, I'm moving to Mexico
>>824971Mexico, huh? I hope you have a good time and get some FAT LATINA PUSSY.. Or FAT LATINO COCK... Or maybe you want FAT LATINA COCK... Regardless, I hope you get what you want.
>>824970I know, he looks cool. Not as cool as his younger cousin, though.
>>824972>FAT LATINA PUSSYAshley>FAT LATINO COCKRãmõn>FAT LATINA COCKCurtis
>>824974Ashley's latina?
>>824974Curtis is a Latina?
Dani and Sabrina Meet Nancy Drew and they all have a nasty detective lesbian fuckfest regarding who's gonna get their pussy eaten first.
>>824978But Dani Sabrina have already met Nancy and Drew before
>>824979Nancy Drew the character.
Jonesy helps Amanda with emails from time to time
>>824982reminds me of Bob's burgers
>>824982Cringe Kid: Well, I hope they're happy...>>824983Aw, how wholesome!
>>824982Bitches truly ain't shit
>>824984In style, humor, or what?
>>824990the art at least for sabrina
>"Like... Moooooo! Mooooo! I'm a mondo milky moomoo cow... Moooooooo! I, like.. Need my udders to be a little lighter... Some righteous dude needs to like... Milk me and junk."
What are the constants of your characters per timeline/AU?IE, what is the one thing that is consistent between your characters no matter the timeline/AU?>Drew: connection to Slappy, whether he is dead or alive Drew is always connected or drawn to her beloved Uncle.>Slappy: Loves his family, even if he's emotionally distant from them to the point of isolation.>Beansy: Non-verbal, even if she's a genius mumbling incoherently>Sabrina: "Mature", even if she's the flattest person in the room she has some knockers.
>>824997Leslie's fashion sense stays the same, as well dying at 90
>>824997CK's still cringe no matter the universe, but some versions of him are better at and more desperate in their attempts at hiding it.Asimov is always sweet on Drew to some extentMaria's backstory is the same in every universe, and it's how she reacts to it that changes things.Honoka is always a demon in the sack
>2AM at the Honker-Carey HouseholdMay line and color this later.
>>824997> the Thompsons have long pointy noses > Vera history in 1830's through early 1840s even if the Vera in this universe is from the modern Day that was just her ancestor that did that stuff > Lon is always the same dude > fiona is always out of her time period > the cat ninjas are always together
>>825001>Vanessa's hate boner for Vera
>>825001Time Traveler: How the fuck is Lon the exact same?! I've literally seen at least 9000 timelines at this point!
>>825000Drew looks like a frog
>>825004LOLIs it her flippers?
>>825005Her horrible body posture Her dazed far-eyed look in her eyes And yes, her flippers
>>825007>Nyeh he he.wav
>>824997>Bennet always finds a way to wear feminine clothing, much to the other boy's confusion >Curtis is a jobber fighter who always picks fights above his weight class >Melville is always wealthy and well-off in any universe to explain why the rats/cannibals/hillbillies haven't feasted on his corpse because he sucks at everything, even surviving >T.T. must never know what her real origins are to preserve her sanity
>>825009Melville sounds like Sheldon from Bully in my head, and I will NOT apologize to (YOU) for that.
Have YOU ever wanted to dress up* as an 8 year old on your island paradise? Well, here you go!(*Hat, hair, gloves, pants, and underwear not included)
>>825021Bobby's first dayafter being left with tons of debt he has no choice but to bite the bullet and get a vera job we see his chaotic first day working for Vera which involves breaking into a government science lab helping highly Intelligent guerrillas escape and stop the scientists from opening a portal to hell just so Vera can get the cheapest eggs in town"the 3am game"teens around town started playing a game where they wake up around 3 AM to watch Just Jessie but start doing distracting things to try to slip up Amanda and ruin the show. chaz finds this game out and still mad about the chazette thing wants to completely ruin an episode for her meanwhile Amanda is getting chewed out by the executives about her performance and if she doesn't shape up they'll recast her so she gets Jonesy to find a way to make the game unpopular so the teens will stop playing
>>825022*Gorillas speech to text fuck up
>>825022Vera's plot sounds like Regular Show.Was Amanda involved in the Chazette thing?Also, wonder what how scary the executives are
>>825024>Was Amanda involved in the Chazette thing?She was the one who turned him into a girl since him and Danny rival had will they won’t they chemistry and Danny was already an established character on just Jessie and the show has a very 80s let’s call it sentimentality>Also, wonder what how scary the executives areVery they cosmic horrors that decided to open up a interdimensional television station that sometimes link into North Park public broadcasting station at 3 AM
>>825025>leak into North Park ( and the greater part county) public broadcasting station at 3 AM
>>825025Oh, so she just turned him into a girl because it would've been gay otherwise?Also, that sounds like Interdimensional Cable
>>825027>Oh, so she just turned him into a girl because it would've been gay otherwise?yeah >>825022Jonesy blackmail's the most popular high schooler Stacy malone into calling the game cringe also she slip ck a 20 to pretend to love the 3 AM game to sell it.Jonsey finds out Stacy is really in her early 30's and pretends to be a junior in high school she threatened to spill the beans if she didn't do what she said. Stacy is a wife of 10 years and mother to kids in the 1st, 3rd and 4th grade ( mind you north park elementary is a k-12 grade school so she sees her kids in the halls) she keeps going back because she peaked in high-school.
>>825028Heh, that's sweet. Good thing we have a few 4th graders with available spots for parent characters
>>825028Stacy Malone is also the school secretary named Maureen Saunders she really good at dipping in and out of the school office and changing between her teen outfit and her office attire no one but her oldest (and I guess Jonesy now) knows the truth.
>>825030>>825028I'm changing something maureen was a plain Jane her entire life until Jeremy wanted to do a say no to drugs demonstration with undercover teacher pretending to be older kids. most of the kids caught on to the fake students except for maureen and she not only fit in but almost instantly became popular for the first time in her life she felt like a somebody and grew addicted . after the project was scraped she decided to just keep going.so also Jeremy knows but can't bring himself to tattle on her because this is kind of his fault and her intimidating popular girl aura scares him.
>>825028>>825030>>825031Stacy Malone / Maureen Saunders
>>825037The dual school secretary and high schooler life takes its toll on you
froggerthe cat girls shrink frog man leaving behind his human disguise and clothes he manages to escape their clutches falling into the sewers and then into the lake and he must track back to his lab to get normal size. the main three goes frog catching and Mandy catches toades and bringing him home for chefs famous frog legs b plot the frog girls were sent out of the lab to do something but they forgot whatMandy catching toads https://youtu.be/8etU7L1KnCE?si=xyC5yA-uxpVZV5Te
>>825040>the cat girls shrink frog man* dr toades I need some sleep
"Dead Rising"The DDMC accidentally misplace the necronomicon!"Dead Air"Nancy doesn't have any leads on scoops, so she tries her best to fill dead air during the morning announcements."Dead Island"The fourth grade class wins a trip to an island! Too bad the lush tropical island they were promised doesn't exist, and they have to make due.Jerry gets left behind when everyone goes back home, opting for a two-parter."Dead on Arrival"Jerry comes home, after two grueling weeks on an seemingly aimless rowboat, however since the writer of these synopsis' is a little lazy it's a rehash of the episode where Chaz died, except the twist here is that people don't realize Jerry's alive until months later."Deadly Premonition"The DDMC are cursed by future visions after an all-nighter reading some of Da Vinci's notebooks."Dead Channel"DDMC stumble upon a weird channel that airs unsettling old footage.Blair witch-tier stuff, very spooky.
>>825037Very butch
>>825037A real Hannah Montana situation
>>825037>despite moonlighting as a high-schooler she is on the responsible end of the school staff slider >uses her in with the kids to bust potentially dangerous stuff the kids get into a lot of super natural or scientific objects these kids get their hands-on and use them as party games.>tried to bust Vera once ended up becoming one of her informants for the school staff if she wants her secret kept >mainly her popularity is kept due to her giving kids solid advice and she can reliably get the alcohol since we'll she's a woman in her 30s> style and lingo are 20-30 years out of date the kids don't know that and thinks she just coming up with new potential fashion trends and slang
>>825042Chaz died in an episode?
>>825048Yep, and he's not coming back. Sucks to suck, he's GONE FOREVER
Caught sneaking out of the office
>>825048everyone thought he died and all the middle aged women into threw a party in celebration. which chaz returned in the middle of and had to pretend they were throwing a party because he returned
>>825051That sounds extremely funny
>>825050Mr. Smiles and Maureen doing that Spider-Man meme
"how to live rich"meville writes a auto biography/ financial self help book or i should say hire Vera to write it and she uses it to confess her crimes with melville's name but when the book is well received and meville is given credit for her genius schemes vera gets mada day in the life of Maureen Saunders We see north park elementary's school secretary Maureen Saunders day as she swaps back in forth between her job and being the popular girl Stacy Malone. throughout the day we see a vera scheme unfold that heavily involves both of Maureen personas from Vera getting her to put laxatives in the school facility coffee to her needing to distract certain people for Vera
>>825040Toades: Note to self, more lethal ordinance in the next base, also give Mandy and her friends detention
>>825055decided to turn a day in the life of Maureen Saunders into a connected trilogypart 2 Vera's impossible mission vera makes a popular trendy item that gets banned from school and all of them confiscated by p Kiddy. vera plans to steal them back and sale them back to the students at double the cost all she needs to do is keep almost all the school staff up all night steal all the TP from the bathrooms spike the coffee with laxatives wait till all the staff are in the restroom then stroll into p Kiddy's office and steal back the items. her plan hits a snag when unbeknownst to vera p Kiddy installed a new security system that will alert Kiddy if she trips it so she has to find the code and when she does she is stuck in p kiddy office since he returned (thanks to Maureen getting them TP in her episode) so she needs a distraction so she can sneak out unnoticed the ending Vera takes a victory coffee chug before realizing that it's the spiked coffeethe third part "party in grade 4 A" after the kids realize that all the adults are gone they have a chill day but Curtis convinces the rest of the class to throw a party in their classroom so they can be the coolest class in the elementary side of this school
>>825060>Steal the TP from the bathroomsDiabolical shit right there
900,000,000 ADIn a cave, a man of metal lays silently, worshiped by the local people of a place only known as NoPa, When raiders sack the small village, an elder uses the old ways to bring the metal man to life, and it slaughters the raiders at the elder's command.But once its' mission is complete, its' metallic mouth twitches and it says one thing."I... am... As...I...Mov?"Asimov has returned, but the world he once guarded has changed in the time his body has been inactive.
shorts 2 to 5 minutes mini episodes dr choads vera calls dr toads dr choads which catches on lead dr toads to invent a machine that comes up with the perfect insults and he makes the next kid to call him that cryholy driver miner character and father Goodfellow go on a underground adventure on miners school bus it entirely silent, except for a parody of holy diver playing Lori's bad day we see Lori's day where nothing but unfortunate stuff happens to her turns out this is a pretty uneventful day for her nothing out of the usual happens Mr Norman gets around we see how Bobby gets around town for all his jobsthe mouse of madness the cat ninjas are being taunted by a mouse they can't seem to catch turns out its a robot Maria made so dr toads can go on vacation without worrying about his lab mama Maria Maria mothers Vera's younger brother Vincent turns out she paying vera per hour for the privilege the things among us Dani and Sabrina busts a shapeshifter crime syndicate but all the members turned to either Dani or Sabrina and they have to figure out whose the real ones are Sabrina accidentally captures the real Dani When it was down to 2 of them due to her forgetting Sabrina's birthday then the fake knocked her out freed his associates and left them for the police claiming they the shapeshiftersface off vera and Jonesy during an event where everyone in town swaps bodies Jonesy wakes up as Vera only to be greeted by vera in her body threatening to send her nudes to her whole family if she doesn't comply and stays with her till the spell wears off at the end of the day totally not incestuous dick holding broDanny and Wendy swaps bodies and they have to come up with a plan that if one of them has to use the bathroom they have to avoid anything remotely incestuous
I want to cum on Georgina's crutches while she watches demanding I stop, and laughs and belittles me when I'm a little too fast.
>>825067So has it gone so far in the future that things eventually went backward?
>>825074yeah
>>825068It's be funny if the narrator (if there is one) treats it like it's the worst thing in the world when Lori goes through this on the regular.Jonesy has canon nudes?Maybe Bobby is like Larry from TAWOG where he just changes jobs incredibly quickly
>>825080What's legality of nudes if they come from a ghost?
>>825081I would assume it's probably her before her death
>>825082True, but I'm pretty sure she'd get up to more bullshit when she's dead...
With all this talk of ghost sex, it got my cogs turning...Necro Fucker, horny for death and the undeadHis real name is Toby.
>>825083Yeah, I know she'd be a bit of a freak>>825087Ooh, what's his relation to the rest of the Fucker Society? (assuming he's with them)
>>825082No, they were taken hours before jonesy in Vera's body woke up as insurance so Jonesy wouldn't pull any crap
there are many different kinds of vampires , it's like carsonization but instead of things evolving into crabs they evolve into vampires There's wendigo's, a kind of succubus, true vampires, the twilight kind, then ula's and Vera's kind which evolved from elves (this kind is not actually undead just long lived)
>>825089He's on good terms with Momo, due to the fact most undead things tend to count as monsters. But they tend to argue how monster they like them, Toby's more Edward, Momo's more Dracula.
>>825097>ula and Vera kind evolved from elves? what easier than spreading your genes by having children? turning others people into your biological descendants and keeping them like that by giving them desirable traits , such as a longer life span, only meaning to live off blood and innate magic abilities
>>825098What about Robin, Brett and Xeno?>>825096Smart move
>>825100Rather neutral with them, actually.
>>825068>>825096I don’t know the logistics of a living person body swapping with a ghost
>>825101Noice>>825068First we have more clones of Dani and Sabrina, now shapeshifters?
>>825102They’re totally going to fuck in each other’s body
>>825087You've kind of pushed me here, I had a fucker on my mind, and I think you weirdly inspired me on a duo of a fucker and the object of his lust.Thank you LesBro.
>>825105No prob my dude!
>>825081depends Jonesy is still 11-12 even as a ghost so probably still illegal though fiona Amanda or les would be completely legal
>>825102>>825104300 years long enemies to friends with benefits arc
>>825110Vera creaming my corn.Jonesy whipping my cream.
>>825110
>>825112Right, Jonesy's a goddess now.Wonder how she feels about her aunt being a vampire
>>825113Jonesy: at least it's better then trapping people in a sitcom forever.
I decided to make a new member of Fucker SocietyHere's Superhero Fucker: Horny for superheroes and sexy superheroinesReal Name: Xavier
>>825114And filling out all her emails...>>825115Oh god, they better watch out when they're doing superhero RPs
The double dee mystery crew versus the great white flight.Dani and Sabrina manages to out a superman type superhero as white supremacist literally made from a nazi experiment and after that he decides he's going to ruin the girls life first then kill themoni playsDani and Sabrina are hired to find out why there's a spike in violence among the kids they managed to track it down to a let's play channel ran by an oni who has to do this since he's been on hard times and his demonic aura is causing the kids to be violent they try to find the oni an actual job
>>825117Yeah, I'm gonna try to do a Heinz Ubermensch Audio or some shit for shits and giggles.
>>825117the gals a super hero comes to town claiming to be recruiting local super powered women and girls for a spot on the big hero team but once Wendy, Jonesy, Crush, Cindy, Dani and the Momstrongs interview they are met with the casting couch all of them refusing to do sexual favors to get on the team they are blacklisted from any of the Major teams claiming they don't work well with others.Dani ( taking this especially hard) with the help of Sabrina decides to dig up info on this hero Heinz Ubermenchwhile the other girls work together to try to show up this guy and the heroes who stand with him
"Wow, it was that easy?"TT finds out Crip made Asimov 2 turn evil, so she shoots him. She plans on killing him, but keeps him alive after Delly begs her not to."A mile in my shoes"Posie and Lydia swap clothes and roles after a dare. Addison hates it at first but grows a tiny bit attatched, Penny is Posie's worst nightmare (she's gross af) and Savannah slowly makes her lose patience. Plus, Posie does do anything bad that she doesn;t feel guilty about a half hour laterLydia just does bare minimum nice stuff
"Guilt free as charged" Gary Smiles' old cellmates have broken out of prison and plan on getting the gang back together for one more "Heist."Mr. Smiles, a bit on edge that he has to babysit today of all days, takes his 3rd graders on a "boring" field trip to the bank, unbeknownst to them that it's currently about to be robbed. Gary tries to balance not letting a kid get too wise to what's going on and getting the money and fleeing the scene."Shellville" Arnold's glass bowl breaks during a field trip to the beach, he rushes to the ocean and stays there, unfortunately it's just long enough that the rest of his schoolmates pack up and leave him behind. Unluckily, Melville, intentionally abandoned, is also there and they have an ocean adventure together. "Apple of my Eye" Ester enjoys being Blenny's least hated person and #1 bootlicker. This comfortable status quo is challenged when a new kid starts sucking up to the titular demon lord, Necro Fucker. Simping for the corpses Blenny leaves behind, Toby can't help but get hot and bothered whenever he's around. When instead of killing him on the spot like he usually would do, Blenny just curses him and sticks him with pins and needles like he used to do with her, Ester feels sad and alone all over again."The Hillbillies have Irises" The Iris clan are on the open road, yet get a flat tire in the seemingly middle of the woods. Nolan spots a rather spooky looking cabin in the woods and hurriedly rushes his family inside for the time being
country bears jamboree Cindy and Bobland get into country music and want to learn how to play country music so they can play in a country music festival coming into town so they sign up for Vera's music classes who precedes endeavor to Whiplash them into country music stars.the bare necessities Bobland grows tired of living in human society so decides to spend the weekend as a normal bear with Cindy in the forest. Cindy hates it but tries to pretend to like it for Bobland but unbeknownst to her he hates it and is keeping Cindy from knowing because he thinks she likes it
>>825121>The Iris clan are on the open road, yet get a flat tire in the seemingly middle of the woods. Nolan spots a rather spooky looking cabin in the woods and hurriedly rushes his family inside for the time beingCue Tucker and Dale vs evil, with the Iris family being the evil in this situation
what's that song Dani and Sabrina has a song stuck in their heads but can't find the name or song turns out, it's a plot by one of the villains to keep them distracted while they do their evil scheme Danny got a girlfriend?Dani, Wendy and Sabrina are surprised to see Danny with a lip stick mark on his cheek they follow him to see he is hanging around a older girl. they fear Danny is being used again which turns out to be true this girl was a goddess who for her crimes against her fellow gods was trapped in the body of a powerless young teenage girl until a mortal performs a ritual to free her. she using Danny to perform the ritual and once it is done she'll go back to causing choas she learned nothing. the ending is the girl deceives Danny by telling him she loves him and would still love him as a goddess so he does the ritual but instead of changing her back he makes the body she's in his closer to his age so their relationship would be less weird and every year he can do the ritual again to make her a little older so she's now stuck in a relationship with him since he's the only who can perform the ritual https://youtu.be/EcMxfYIsPhk?si=BwHPhIKaSMcwcJdV
>>825126Tfw you manipulated a boy to help you turn back into a goddess , but instead he turns you his age now you have to pretend to be his girlfriend and hopes he doesn’t dump you leaving you stranded as a child
Bobby Norman Appreciation Day: the one day a Year that Bobby Norman gets thanked for all the work he does around town, only for certain ungrateful kids (Mostly Melville) to throw a fit and end up ruining the celebration, enacting an ancient curse placed upon the town where if it's hardest worker isn't appreciated that a bunch of plagues will befall the town. Now it's a race against time to throw the perfect celebration for Bobby or else they're all fucked.
These Games we play: Chuck releases a major propaganda game only for everyone to fall in love with the cute girl that's portrayed as the bad guy, making him look like a dope and cope majorly over it, with people booing him whenever they see him after he takes the game down.
Introducing Harper the Moral Crusader! A secret hypocrite protesting against North Park's indiscretions.Also always mistaken for a girl, and androgynous as hell, he pretends to hate it but secretly loves it.If I get off my ass today I'll have at least one more character intro pic done, a two-fer-one.
"Dani and Sabrina scissoring episode" chuck loses his gaint pair of scissors for ribbon cutting and accidentally puts a legally binding $10000 bounty on it When he met $100 for whoever finds its Dani and Sabrina are the first to take the case before the mistake is discovered and the entire town was looking for especially Vera.episode Bobby Norman strikes back after an Argument with vera about a raise bobby goes on strike. thinking this is all gonna be over within a day or two and she'll realize how much she needs him. He is surprised to find out she's quickly able to fill on his roles by herself without missing a beat. after a few days Bobby find himself in a financial hole with like 70% of his income gone and might lose everything while Vera's social life and a little bit of her sanity starts to crumble.
>>825131Oh, so what kind of celebration does he want?
>>825138He just wants a low key party, but they always end up making it a big thing since otherwise the curse will activate
>>825133They wear a binder don't they?cursed with the oppai
>>825139Well that sucks
>>825140This is a boy, he has a penis.I like femboys, don't judge me, nigga.
>>824339>>824342>>825133Itty bitty britty moral crusader’s cousin ( 25 ish years older)
>>825144Am I racist if I say she looks like Miss Chariot?
>>825145kinda but what if they're sisters
>>825142but I will judge you and I judge you guilty
>>825147Great now I'm going to kidnap Moral Crusader and blindfold him and threaten to nut all over his face, damn you.
>>825133I like Harper. I bet he'd hate most fanservice-y stuff in public
>>825149Oh, he does, he would, he's the type to act outraged and make a big deal out of something as miniscule as Posey's Pokies.And yet he sees nothing wrong with wearing Yoga Pants, which he does sometimes, the little bitch.Oh and after he protests and acts outraged all day goes home to play Leisure Suit Larry, and other outlandish games such as GTA: 1969 London, because it has 69 in the name.
>>825150He sees the Asimoms/Maria traipsing around in nothing but Bikinis (and her lab coat in Maria's case) and bursts into flamesHeather: First time?
>>825151He'd legit lose his shit and begin protesting on their lawn, he'd call Nancy saying he has a huge scoop.
>>825150Posie can't control her pokies >:(>>825151Heather and him would be a great pair
>>825152Nancy, seeing Maria sunbathing and the Asimom's playing volleyball inn their yard: Where's the scoop?MC: DON'T YOU SEE THOSE HARLOTS FLAUNTING THEIR BODIES!?Nancy: I mean, they're always doing stuff like that? Not really a scoop.MC goes into fits at this
>>825146The two people saltiest about Barbra being related is hilarious>>825148That's pretty gay broh
>>825146>>825155>Ms. Chariot gets custody of her weirdly chaste and up-in-arms about literally nothing NephewI see...
Missy must have taken all the good black genes, since the Chariot, Britty and Harper are flat as boards.
All the ghost with green and blue color scheme be flirty with each other
Say, why is Jonsey an internet ghost anyways? What's stopping other ghost girls from becoming all powerful beings of electricity?
>>825160A council of wizards ( who created the internet thousands of years ago) gave him her powers not anyone can become internet/ electricity ghost
>>825161>A wizard(s) did it Why
>>825161I don't say it a lot, but she's basically a magic girl for the internet. I kind of had an episode idea where there's more girls outside of North Park like her but with different elements, (including les) and Jonesy leads a magical girl team but Jonesy blocks all videos and news about it from north park cause she embarrassed about it
>>825162Prophecy( destroying AP in bad time line)/, someone has to protect the internet and it's a job The wizards didn't want to do so they enlist a dead girl to do it plus she'd look cute in her magical girl outfit she never wears.
>>825163>>825164When she was called an elemental phantom, I wondered if there were other elementals. I guess there are.
>>825144>>825159Brittany ChariotTilly's mrs chariot's older tomboyish sister who was flat as a board died in a tragic baseball incident at let's say sixteenish (despite having the body of a preteen boy).was protective of her crippled sister would mess anyone up who messed with her will haunt anyone who messes with her sister Tilly is besties with Amanda likes to give Jonesy and fiona noogies has a hidden masochistic humiliation fetish about her boobs or lack thereof
>>825165there's Moore whoes a fire Elemental phantom that's been decapitated, she carries her head around with an eternal flame where her head used to be she lives somewhere in either Ireland or Scotland.
>>825170I'm gonna sniff those (lack of) titties.
>>825170I like flat girls, so I'm fine with her
>>825170
>>825182Danny/Dani sometimes uses her to cheat at sports which she gladly does cause being stuck in a school for 24ish years with nothing but a book worm, les Jonesy, and Ester to talk to can be quite boring
ghost in the 40 yards lineMandy and Trisha vows to lead the husks to victory against a school that north park elementary's 4th grade football team hasn't beaten in 30 years so the two girls goes to Ms Chariot to see if they got any information on the last captain of the 4th grade football team that beaten them so they can get any tips. Tilly tells them about Her sister Britney Chariot who was a big shot athlete in the school back in her day but unfortunately for them she already passed away. so they go to Danny to see if they can get him to get her to train them for the game he tells them he can do it, but she wants something in return they agree to the deal.the deal Britney make with them is she can haunt them win or lose afterwards that means they can see her and she can fallow them around she doesn't want to be stuck in the school for all eternity.
Don’t get Brittany wrong she loves her gang of dorks she calls friends but sometimes she could use a break.
>>825144>>825133>>825115>>825087>>825037>>822911we decided to make a bunch of new characters for some reason this thread dare I say mr hansel anon make a new character list rowJust kidding...unless....
another ghost girl, huh
>>825189I got like two or three more ready to unload on the thread if I get off my ass and draw them.
>>825190Well, too be fair...
>>825188I agree, but don't diss Bellboy
>>825188you know what I think Jonesy should be the spaz and Danny the dweeb
everyone in north park calls vampires 'draculas' but usually say 'draculer' no exceptions don't like it? gtfo the thread you faggot
>>825202uler is my favorite character
>>825203uler is truly the greatest
" I'm not a chicken you're a turkey" after Lydia has a meaner than usual streak she finds herself cursed to turn more and more into a turkey everytime she does something mean so she has to be nice to everyone b plot Lydia hires the double dee detectives to figure out whose cursed her and how to break the curse"the Stroker stroke back" after moral crusader managed to get all porn in north park banned the stroker kidnapped her and threatens to blow his load on their face if the law isn't immediately repealed gency has to deal with this intense hostage negotiation
>>825205>her*him. this was written before the gender reveal
>>825205>>825206Fuck it just call him a her, he's a gay little faggot that was probably ready to take that load on her face too.I'm picturing MC blindfolded, blushing like a little homo, just waiting for that blast.
>>825205Lydia: I'm sorry for all the times I broke your crutches. Here's a new one.Sid: Why are you being so nice all of a sudden?Lydia: ...it's a long story
Hello fuckfaces, I have finally absorbed the soul of skimbag anon and now he is trapped. What should i do with Skimbag anon's face as skimbag myself
>>825210Show me attractive women from Skimishbag's universe
sentenced to satirechuck put out a bunch of stupid and bogus laws so as a form of criticism and protest jonesy puts out a bunch of satire articles featuring obviously fake and completely absurd laws but Elmer believe they are true and enforces themim the woker baby!moral crusader decides to use false flag vandalism to push for his causes meanwhile Dani and Sabrina are on the case to find out who is the degenerate vandal the ddmc use the stroker like hannibal lecter in silence of the lambs to try to find the vandal the ending the stroker takes the blame after giving moral crusader a we are not so different after all speech
Danny’s and Dani’s dark fantasy larp costumes they are a special class of cultist the necromancer they have zombie and ghost underlings at their disposal
"Satanic Panic"Father Goodfellow attends a christian metal concert with Jr. Rabbi and a picture of the two throwing up 'The horns' with rock shirts on circulates Northchan causing the good people of North Park to overreact, as they often do."Magic Mike"A group of kids get into D&D and Moral Crusader flips out thinking that magic corrupts people, one of the kids in the group, Cringe Kid, adopts the moniker 'Magic Mike' a wizard vigilante who throws MC off the trail of D&D and onto the trail of gay card games, like Gi-Go-Lo! The legally distinct Yu-Gi-Oh!"Balls Deep"The circus comes to North Park and while everyone is excited Slappy finally puts his Doomsday Bunker to use, fearing North Park will be submerged in juggling balls by morning."In A Flash"A vagrant passes through North Park, and during that time there's a serial flasher around as well, exposing himself to everyone and anyone, in the dead of night.After a day of protesting Moral Crusader gets flashed and it turns his life upside down, and he even refuses to protest or even leave the house."Something Weekend This Way Comes"It's a Halloween Special! Wowzers! Hot Dog! Candy Corn Lady does a special ritual to give the kids an eternal weekend, two years pass and the kids grow tired of having fuck all to do, and realize the weekend isn't special without the mundane boringness of the weekday."NEET and Greet"Lisa's Grandparents come to town, and she has to pretend to be a normal kid."Ice Cream, You Scream"An ice cream truck is seen around town and Mr. Piggleston gets worried that the kids won't want to come to his parlor, what ensues is a 1:1 re-enactment of the infamous Glasgow Ice Cream Wars"Guess Who's Back"George Washington shows up in North Park and is pissed at the current state.He goes to rise back up in political power."M&M"Mineral and Mute end up in a buddy counseling program, Mineral refuses to open up to her buddy and Mute can't find the words.
How low has she sunk that she has to play dungeons and dragons with some dweebs? She had a blast but don’t tell anyone
dungeon & drag on these nuts (a live play ttrpg podcast spin off made during the pandemic) it game night at the vampire catacombs and Fredrich found a new ttrpg at a spooky thrift shop. the vampires get sucked into the game universe and the vampires getting d&d classes vera becomes a paladin (to the almighty dollar), ula warlock, Fredrich a rouge, Joseph a monk and Bram the bard and Ingrid the fighter can these idiots defeat the evil necromancer twins that rule or will they get sidetracked goofing off its like legends of avantis witchlight where it's like a 3rd story progression and 2 3rds improvised goofing offassert more les Brittany sees les struggle to stand up for herself so she decides to teach her how to be more assertive
>>825230Cool! They seem like the sort of antagonist who eventually teams up against a bigger threat, like Viral or Vegeta.>>825242I love Father Goodfellow. He's such a dork
>>825242I sorta feel bad for Harper. But only sorta
"Deliverance"Live-Action episode in which a delivery guy passes through North Park and we experience the quiet mountain town through his eyes, this episode has an entire different tone."The Great Cereal Crisis"If you know, you know."Soapbox Derby"Mr. Piggleston holds a soapbox derby, whoever wins gets free ice cream! And it's basically Twisted Metal with kids, and I don't mean Small Brawl.This episode had its viewers write in to who they wanted to see win."The Pass"Neil tries to get the coveted all-slur pass, but he ends up nearly destroying the town in the process."Dare"A massive multi-episode event in which all the kids play a game of Truth or Dare, each dare escalating.The climax and final episode is a real-time police stand-off with Chaz holding the mayor hostage at funpoint. No that's not a typo."Shef Sheffield vs. The City of Toronto"Shef gets a cease and desist after beginning to use maple syrup in a lot of his recipes for a sweet little flair.The Canadian Government gets up in arms upon finding out, somehow and are furious that a staple of canadian cuisine would be used as seasoning."Mandy's Sweaty Ass"Mandy wins a prize from a cereal box! An ass! The poor mule has a bad heroine habit and is sweating and needs his fix!"At The Movies with Chaz, Jerry and Mandy"An anthology episode of Movie Parodies, framing device being the OG 3 being movie reviewers.>The Blairsimov ProjectThree kids Go into the woods to try and find Blairsimov this is the video that was left.>Tit-AnicOkay, so imagine two totally platonic mystery solvers on the titanic, though.>North Park RoyaleThe kids get captured and taken to a remote place in the woods to settle some scores.>I see Dead PeopleDanny unlocks his sixth sense after a bell-ringing accident, too bad these dead people just lie there.>The BobfatherBobland is the Godfather of North Park.>Drew, Where's My Car?After a wild party, Drew must recount where she put her uncle's car.
>>825244Don’t feel like finishing this
>>825252Soapbox Derby sounds cool.Niel doesn't deserve a power like thatJesus, how did things escalate to thee funpoint standoff?>Mandy's Sweaty AssOk, that was pretty funnyThe anthology sounds like the Star Wars Family Guy episodes
>>825254Look, Truth or Dare gets wild with these kids, from playful stuff like the kids swapping clothes to some wild stuff like smuggling Hansel over the Canadian Border.Chaz was just unlucky when he got that dare, it's a good thing it was at 'Funpoint' and not 'Gunpoint'.If I did an Anthology dicksucking or buttfucking a movie franchise I liked, nobody would get the movie, everyone would be confused.It'd be Mad Mission.
>>825255Well, reference humor shouldn't be dependent on you understanding the reference
>>825257Fair, I just think Star Wars is a little overused.You have no idea how excited I got when American Dad did a parody of The Warriors.
>>825258Maybe the parody is how each member hopes how their movie would've ended.
>>825259I just imagined it the movie just with the characters detouring the movie to hell and back, with subtle nods to the movie their in and little easter eggs.
>>825243
Danny's nap attack Danny falls asleep and becomes aware that he's sleeping, and every time he tries to wake up he finds himself in another dream ck goes to bka non canonical parody of dipper goes to taco bell featuring cringe kid honker its cold outside slappy and Vera are trapped in her bar during a snow storm the eve of some clown holiday and they progressively get more and more wasted meanwhile drew, song and nightmare guy tries to findout where's slappy because he stormed out of the house and they can't get in contact with him after no one really cared about the clown holiday it's a wonderful afterlifethe ghost use the orb of knowledge to see what would've happened if they never diedHansel vs Alberta Hansel goes to sleep on a train and finds himself in Alberta canada and the target of a military dedicated to wiping off all rats in the region.
>>825269Isn't Lori the Orb reincarnated? Or is she a fragment of it or something?
>>825270the orb still functional without her it just lacks a personality now and Lori doesn't have access all the things she could see as the world liktell all the things she could see as orb like the past alternate realities, and good futures.
>>825271>>825270but to answer your question she is the reincarnated orb
I know what you did last weekend a few of the 4th grade boys accidentally broke miss Chariot's wheel in a prank gone wrong while they got away with it they find themselves being pranked and humiliated one by one until they confessed to what they did. the boys try to find out who is behind thistea of knowledge None of the established character shows up outside of jerry and danny arguing at the beginning. Teens who finds the orb of knowledge after Jerry purposely tried to get rid of it (This takes place before lori when he still hated the orb) learned that if you put it in water and boil it, it'll make a tea that if drunk will give you visions of potential futures or alternate timelines they then use it like a party drug and become the popular kids for once but the tea is starting to consume their lives Zombie tea party A sister episode of tea knowledge turns out when you consume the tea while it's in your system orb can posses you after the tea became widely consumed by most teens in town she then uses the army of teens to try to do an assault on the town.
>>825284>Pre-death Jonesy is adorable
Doodle Lels, goes weh
>>825295UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DOODLE LESLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>825296Oh no, this one's not a semi-brat, this one will stab you with a rusty shiv if you try anything.
>>825293I always wonder why Ula's hair was just full white in some early pics>>825294CK, Dani and Sabrina should just be a poly ship
>>825297UOOOOOOOOOOOOooh nevermind then.
>>825298she's an albino she dyes it black and sometimes red so sometimes she goes without dye>>825298I don't see it desu but you guys can ship them however you want to
>>825297hold her tighter she's a fighter
>>825300Oh, it's just dye. Thought it was something more serious.
>>825301Danny "Schneider" Anon
>>825300>Leslie: "Ah yes, my boyfriend, his girlfriend, her girlfriend, who is also also my girlfriend.">>825301Good luck.
>>825304Leslie getting her own Harem, bet she was planning it all along!
>>825304I could say something but it'll cause a fight
>>825304Ok, CK already has a gf, forget it
>>825298>Poly shipGee, two polycules?
>>825305>>825306>>825307Don't take it as gospel, I was being funny.
>>825308we're at 5 at this point
" so hungry together"fishboy and Cindy are the last two on the school bus when it gets stuck after an avalanche traps the bus under a ton of snow. miner character goes for help leaving the two kids alone. Cindy who skipped lunch that day is starting to get hungry can fishboy survive till help arrives.b plot the yangs and Bobland and amber work together to find their missing children.
I am trying my best.Please refrain from yelling at me again.
>>825319
>>825319It's fine, friendo!
>>825323I don’t know might be brap again
>>825324True...
>>825319You fucking faggot please get raped.
>>825319>>825323>>825325>>825326drewanon....
>tfw you realize your style is less Ed Edd n Eddy and more Invader Zim
>>825329What face
>>825330Little lesson >tfw is that feeling when.>mfw is my face whenMfw and TFW originated from a thread about the pope, many eons ago if I remember correctly.
>>825329Keep your eyes open for the Bloody Asimov hidden in most Season 5-7 episodes.
>>825332Don’t big league me little man
Introducing Dollfucker and his girlfriend--Er... Doll, Silly Sally (Plum Version).He's always talking to and hanging out with Sally, he prefers the company and comfort of dolls.Oh, and he really likes Illegal Horse, it's probably his favorite show.
Team HonkersDanny: 6,131.3Leslie: 227.0Drew: 612.6 Team Honkers Total: 6,970.9Team ClankersRobert: 1,083.3Chaz: 817.4 (no change)Sammy: 112.0 Team Clankers Total: 2,012.7
>>825337Kewl. Another fat kid
>>825342now him and penny can rule the food economy
>>825346They're constantly at odds because Penny doesn't wanna be with a degen like him
>>825340To the surprise of no one Danny's team is winning the competition based on who can churn out the most drawings, having a higher score than everyone combined.
>>825353Skill issue
>>825353I genuinely feel like I cheated just by having him on the team... But still, you wouldn't get angry for Little League Boxing having Iron Mike Jr., would you?>>825354No homo, but I'd pinch your cheeks (facial) because you're the fucking GOAT right now.
"one night at the chateau" Dorothy finds out that when the girls have sleepovers at Dani's she tends not to be invited due to concerns, she might literally die so Dorothy decides to invite herself to the next one To prove she can take it
Chelsea has double dees Chelsea is hired to look after Dani and Sabrina after the fireworks factory incident Chelsea tries her damnest to keep them from going on a case Chelsea in the world wide webChelsea gets hired to look after Jonesy after she scared off all her other babysitters. Jonesy looking to scare of Chelsea send her into the internet on the weird side of deviant art the two end up bonding and a little traumatized
>it's a Dannyanon becomes too powerful episodeI just want to say that when we become assimilated into the DannyAnon hivemind it's been a pleasure working with you all.
panic mode a2 is stranded by himself nothing but a mere head and spider legs again after another encounter with the Thompson siblings he finds himself being stalked by cripple fucker
>>825357Why would she look after Jonesy? Can't she take care of herself?
>>825361the last time they left her alone she got shot in the face her mom is still a little anxious for her daughter's safety
I wish the Gay Allegations would stop, she isn't gay, my characters aren't gay and don't partake in degenerate behavior.I myself, am a married straightsexual man, who has never even THOUGHT of looking at a penis.Even my own, when I pee, I don't look down, I look up at the ceiling and have trained myself to aim properly.I don't even touch my penis without handling gloves.I have at least 7 or 8 kids.
>>825366>I myself, am a married straightsexual man, who has never even THOUGHT of looking at a penis.>Even my own, when I pee, I don't look down, I look up at the ceiling and have trained myself to aim properly.You like femboys and futa, that's super gay bro
>>825366
>>825366Drew is hella gay, look at how she reacts to Asimov in drag
>>825369Does she know if it's Asimov, though?
Nancy has an oral fixation and chews on her mic when thinking
>>825370She knows, but it still triggers the gay response in her
>>825375She's still straight. She already knows it's a dude, so she's just into a femboy.
>>825380Based and Drewpilled.
>>825367Not true, very not true, you don't have proof I like either.
Wanna kith lover boy
>>825390YESSSSSSSSSSSSS YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! I LOVE YOU GEORGINA!!!!!! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH CRIPPLED PUSSY UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! I NEED YOUR CRUTCHES!!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/ed0ne0.PNGhttps://files.catbox.moe/9wayli.PNGAh, the purity of love.
>>825390How about I take your crutches?
>>825393Is the doll secretly sentient?
>>825396I was playing with the idea.But no, she's like Plank, she's just a doll, she isn't sentient, but to Dollfucker she is his loving and supporting girlfriend who REALLY loves threesomes and knows almost every doll on the block in some capacity.Posie's ragdoll? A close friend of hers who's been wanting to get freaky.Mute's Barbie Doll? She (Mute's Doll) wants to have the two over for dinner.Teddy(Dollfucker's real name) tries to be subtle with why he tries to hang with girls, to get with their dolls.Also Silly Sally or just 'Sally' is a part of a line of dolls that come in all sorts of colors and skintones.Yes, I made up all this lore and was holding onto it, there's more to it, such as if Dollfucker's imagination regarding Sally is so contagious that people will treat her like she's real, again similar to Plank from EEnE.And I have some episode ideas I may just pump out real quick.He was originally going to be Horsefucker a dude who REALLY liked Illegal Horse as a love letter to that fanbase.But then that's pigeonholing what I'd be able to do with him.Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
How could I neglect the iconic duo, Danny doll and Devan for so long?
He giving us a thumbs up
>>825397keep him away from Ingrid and her plush that she made of almost everyone in town
>>825400He might ask to have a Tea Party with her or something like that.Maybe a sleepover at least then, less of a risk to be caught.
Illegal Horse: Meth'd Up and Ready to Go!Just straight up an episode of Illegal Horse. Our answer to "Not Without My Anus"Blitzy Drifter (Known for her DUIs), decides alcohol isn't doing it for her anymore... So she does meth instead.Will Gunpoint Gumdrop (Robber) be able to save her friend from horribly ruining her life?
>>825402>No mention of 'Fast Ass'>No mention of 'Illegal Horse'>No mention of 'Officer'DROPPEDniggas out here don't remember the illegal horse audio sketchalso Blitzy Drifter WOULD NEVER DO METH!!!!!! THIS SHOW STOPPED BEING GOOD ONCE FAST ASS GOT A GUN AND SHOT GUNPOINT GUMDROP IN SELF-DEFENSE AND 7/Hayleven
I had to look for it, I found it.https://files.catbox.moe/il5fi6.mp3
>>825403It's a Blitzy Drifter and Gunpoint Gumdrop episode, those others are there, but the spotlight is on those 2.
>>825405iwtcigg
>>825407sabrina's hairy pussy rubbing on dani's hairless slit
>>825398I think him having buttons for eyes would sell the doll aspect better
>>825409he does i just need to sell that he's looking at Devan
>>825410He should be looking at the dishwasher, cause that's where he's spending the night since he's tracking in outside smells I don't even recognize
"Resident Evil"DDMC are called in to investigate a WhoDunnIt styled murder in a creepy mansion outside of town.But the problem is, it's all staged.Double twist, the theme is zombies, but they actually got infected with Zombies.The entire episode are Dani and Sabrina just trying to enjoy this faux mystery for once, blissfully unaware of the zombies."Run, Teddy, Run"Sally's been kidnapped, and Teddy's going to have to rob, steal and run just to keep Sally alive.Think Run, Lola, Run or the GTA2 Live Action Intro Movie, but on a much smaller child-sized scale.The kidnapper is Zach."Sal's Girl"Dollfucker accidentally leaves Sally at a pizza parlor, owned by er... Legitimate Businessman Saloninus 'Sal' Forelli.DF gets threatening phonecalls regarding Sally, but in reality this is Sal just being friendly.B-Plot is Sal, slowly bonding with Sally, and getting attached to her, talking to her, and she's a good listener, Sal feels a friendship forming.DF and Sally reunite, and DF immediately is worried, checking Sally, asking her if the mobster did anything to her.Only to be met with a resounding "Ayyyyy ohhh kid--She's too young fuh me!" with accompanying italian gestures.And as DF and Sally walk into the sunset, Sal simply tells him "You've got quite a gal... Treat her good." DF smiles and nods."International Man of Mystery"In the 3 part special, Melville buys a remote island off the coast of Alaska and forcefully moves everyone in town out by buying them out at ridiculous prices.Melville becomes a bond villain and mostly everyone else in town is his disposable minion or henchman.While he's not really doing ANYTHING because he's a kid, the purchase and construction of the underground base catches the eye of S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E a spy organization that keeps these evil/mad scientist types under wraps.SyndicateHeralds ofIntelligence andTerminationForagingAnarchicCitizens ofEvil
Jonesy grabs Deez nuts Jonesy helps squirrel boy gather nuts for the winter
Oh fuck, right, here's Sal.Hope you like getting shit about your choice of toppings, no matter what they are.
>>825420>Filenamepeanut butter time
"God Dam"Father Goodfellow notices that the North Park Dam has some cracks in it and needs to be repaired, Chuck decides it's best to break down the dam, and rebuild it into a 'God Dam', in honor of Goodfellow's observationMuch to both Jr. Rabbi and Goodfellow are not pleased, and try to get Moral Crusader on their side to help them protest."Leisure Suit Gary"Mr. Smiles dusts off his old leisure suit and decides to take a week to himself, making his way to the only place a man like him can go.West Park, a snowy counterpart to Las Vegas."Fashion Show"Jonesy messes with Asimov's algorithm to make him believe things like magnets are fashionable, messing with his memory."Honey, I Flunked The Bid"Lisa gets into a bidding war with 'stinkfinger77' and it proves to give her nothing but anxiety when she meets someone with less of a life than her, she can't even use the special NEETBucket™!"Sweet Chariot"Miss Chariot gets an ice cream flavor named after her, after being the 200th customer at Mister Piggleston's ice cream parlor.Chaz and Cripplefucker race to get a taste.The entire episode after the set up is a real-time race from the school to the ice cream shop with the two pulling every cheap trick in the book to each other."Real Honka Radio"A pirate radio station hosted by a clown starts broadcasting in North Park, this alleged radio host 'Ringmaster Tubbins' claims to know the town's secrets and he's going to blow the lid on everything.The episode ends with Gency trying to bust the Ringmaster arresting Slappy, throughout other episodes 'The Earpiercing Carnival' radio station is heard, implying Slappy wasn't behind it."It's Only A Nightmare"A played straight artsy episode without dialogue whatsoever and whimsical music.Nightmare Guy emerges from his basement at night and wanders through the town, seemingly alone at first.But not all hope is lost, as he's friends with other weird night characters like Teeny Steeve or Candy Corn Lady.
>>825426>Jonesy making Asimov slowly kill himself by erasing his memories with magnetsit's a kino jerkass Jonesy episode
>Jerkass Jonsey We need a RealJims-esque YouTuber to make a character history on us
>>825397It's a normal day like any other, but then students start getting randomly air humped out of nowhere, a few girls are flipped upside down and shaken like a soda pop. Danny is concerned at first, since if it were a ghost, he can't see anything. Then Ingrid reminds him of his promise to get rid of those voodoo dolls about a year ago after a previous disaster and Danny's eyes go wide with dread.
>>825429No, actually, what happens is Remember the episode where everyone has a voodoo doll of random north park citizen because mutually, ensure destruction and all that? doll fucker stole everyone's voodoo doll
>>825426>Lisa meet someone more terminally online than herI thought it was never possible
>>825430since Dani was created after the voodoo dolls where created she has to be the one to go after him since she's the only one that doesn't have a voodoo doll
>>825431she knows someone who actually lives inside the internet
>>825432>Someone snitches to Dollfucker that Dani is trying to stop him>All of a sudden, a majority of the town are doing everything in their power to prevent Dani from continuing through no control of their own
" gringo please"It's hispanic history month and Vera wants to teach theses gringos about her Mexican heritage, she was born in Colorado When it was mexican territory , so she considers herself a mexican and Hispanic much to the annoyance of the "actual" Hispanic kids. it hurts them when vera proves she's more in touch with hispanic culture than they are.Moral crusader makes an enemy Moral crusader tattles on Jonesy about something and Jonesy leaks MC Pg 13 RP alt account and RP and pg 13 rp server after this MC becomes Jonesy's new punching bagMC takes the bait Jonesy baits mc into taking spicy pics then blackmail him into doing various things to undermine his causes
>>825428I'll fucking do it, gimme a topic to do a deep dive on.
>>825436The rampant robophobia
>>825436The ghost problem in town
>>825435If you just wanted me to draw MC being a fucking little slut, you could've asked, I'll get on it soon.
>>825436fuck it jerkass Jonesy since it started this
>>825434Dani gets a hold sally and holds her over a flame
>>825433Ok, fine>Jonesy and Lisa meet someone with less of a life than both of them combined>>825441Eh, Harper's cute
when Danny met Sally Danny finds Teddy's ( doll fucker) doll Sally when helping Wendy clean his family's guest room at the cheatu and uses her for a spell which brings her to life and she is horrified she is aware how She was treated as a doll and begs Danny to take her far away from north park before doll fucker could reclaim her they decide to go to New York via a train Sally starts to fall for this boy that's saving her b plot doll fucker is searching everywhere for Sally and is tearing up the town
>>825449DF's GF ( ghost friend) or fiona gets stuffed fiona poses a doll and starts a relationship with doll fucker
wait why doesn't that defeat dollfucker's purpose????the doll literally likes to be fucked though we all saw the canon porn
>>825472the doll isn't alive according to drewanon so that's most likely in DF imagination
>>825472Dollfucker's purpose is that his entire personality is wanting to hump his toys 24/7 and that being his entire personality. Same goes for every other "-fucker" as they can't keep a conversation going without vering into their weird fetishes. The whole Fucker Society is a bunch of asshole outcasts with a victim complex who believe the world treats them unfairly for being into weird shit when the real reason they're treated unfairly is because they're just kind of awful people to be around. To answer your question, whether the doll likes being raped by it's fat fuck of an owner is up to interpretation.
>>825453
(DISCLAIMER: SALLY IS A DOLL AND NOT ALIVE)"The Who Society?"Dollfucker gets wind of a society with '-fucker' as a prefix in their nicknames, he's confused but meets up with them.Upon meeting them, their lack of dolls disinterest him, and now Robin is determined to get DF into the esteemed club."Date Night"DF and Sally go on a date to a fancy restaurant, there's a really noisy couple arguing, much to the dismay of DF and he begins to argue with them, including Sally in on the fray and the other couple gets in arms when Sally gets a few cheap shots."Sleepover"We see the origin of how DF got his nickname."Canadian Girl"Sally accidentally catches DF looking at some mail order canadian brides (Canadian Girl a parody/ripoff of American Girl dolls), DF immediately apologizes and begs for her forgiveness, but she ends up getting the new doll for him.In the end Margot runs away, leaving a note that she's going back to Canada."Tea Party Madness"DF is invited to multiple tea parties on the same day and has to pull the ol' double event sitcom special, but for like five or six tea parties."Kidnapped"Sally's been kidnapped... A-fucking-gain, but this time DF goes to the DDMC to solve it, and it turns out this was just a kinky game for DF and Sally, and the DDMC were hired to give it a more 'Real' feeling."Trapped In A Dollhouse"DF and Sally get locked in a toy store after dark, and what happens is a psychological struggle for Survival.Sally seemingly runs off and leaves DF to fend for himself while the other toys try to bully him.This is one of the few if not the only episode where we get a glimpse into DF's imagination.Sally eventually comes to his rescue in the end with a few other Silly Sallys and Barbie dolls."Tree House"Sally decides she wants to move back to her old apartment before her and DF moved in together, and maybe reconnect with her old roommate, it's fine at first but then the 5 minute commute to his tree house is murder on him.
>>825492Wouldn't they both wanna plow a robot mannequin or something?
>>825493In the Dollhouse episode? No no, the whole thing with the Toystore episode is supposed to be like when we see a character from the country going to the City and we see how awful it is.DF sees the Toystore like a city, someplace nice when there's daylight but under the shroud of night it's a gritty underbelly.
>>825494I was talking about Robin and DF
>>825495Nah, I don't know much about Robin, but I imagine he likes the feel of metal against his bare skin not that weird plastic or in some cases cloth used in mannequins.
>>825449the ending is the town get df a new Sally rough her up a bit to make her look used and place her somewhere for him to find and after the living Sally tries to put the moves on danny and gets politely rejected she moves to NYC to become a artist or a playwright or something >>825453>DF choose Sally over fiona but when fiona tries to leave he locks her in his doll cabinet. the cabinet was bought by DF from the chateau during on of their yard sells so ghosts can't phase through it leaving fiona trapped > Brittany in her doll body goes to rescue fiona after she hadn't been back to school or the chateau in a day even if she found a boyfriend she wouldn't skip listening to the happenings of school.>Brittany has to avoid DF to get to fiona she tells Brittany that the cabinet is locked and the key to is on a necklace around DF neck so she has to wait for him to sleep to get him> she managed to get the key but when freeing fiona from the cabinet she accidentally wakes DF and they end up dropping the cabinet on DF
>>825497the cabinet is where he keeps all his naughty dolls he has a collection of cursed and possessed dolls all of them are extremely traumatized by the years of abuse
>>825497>>825453the ending the two girls at the ghost bar under the chateau also ran by vera somehow Fiona: aw golly gee Brittany you sure was right about that freak im sorry for not listening I was just so fixed on actually getting some romance after 70 years i just ignored all the red flags I guess I'll never get my first kiss.Brittany: what all you wanted was a kiss?Brittany kisses Fiona passionately Fiona( flustered): oh golly I didn't kn-Brittany ( flustered): don't tell anyone I kissed a nerd like you it would hurt my street cred
>>825501
>>825499>Asimov 2 tries to kill DF because he knows the trauma of being raped by a fucker, frees all his cursed dolls>The dolls proceed to drink all of DF's pepsi and call him a bitch before they flee into the night
>>825504he captured the cursed dolls again?
>>825505I like to imagine they get out every once and a while and he has to spend the next few days getting them back again
>>825506they deserve it if they keep getting captured by that freak
>>825507Guy's like the rain man of hunting cursed dolls.Usually not that smart but when it comes to hunting them down he's a savant.only a few ever manage to get away from him permanently
>>825503Best boi!
"ddmc in the curious case of the cat ladies"Dani and Sabrina are investigating the recent string of missing cat ladies they soon find out Vera and the vampires bought one of dr Cates devices that turn people into cats to turn cat ladies who ruin her properties with their hoarding and cat piss into cats and sell them back to actual responsible cat owners and Sabrina is turned into a cat "ddmc in all dolled up"Dani and Sabrina are transformed into dolls by their enemy Polly prissy pants a doll magiced into life them along with Polly and a gang of run away cursed dolls have to escape from DF clutches
>>825497>>825499>>825504>>825505>>825506>>825507>>825508While I appreciate the attention Dollfucker and Sally are getting I need to put my foot down here.These ideas go against what type of character he is.He is a silly weirdo with his silly doll, that's it.The Cursed Doll stuff can be fine, in moderation but he's not going to break his neck for runaway dolls or have a secret ghost-proof cabinet.I normally hate being the fun police but this is where I have to draw the line.
>>825513whelp into the trash doll fucker goes not really
>>825515NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBut the stealing of non-sentient voodoo dolls, I can see him doing, I even thought of writing up a follow-up episode to 'When Danny Met Sally', because that's a fun idea to play with.I hope I didn't step on no toes man, I always try to roll with the punches, and I know you were just hype to explore the idea of living dolls in North Park.
>>825513now introducing cursed item fucker everything that was replied to now applies to cursed item fucker
>>825517I praise Cursed Item Fucker.
I have -fucker fatigue
>>825513Fair, A2 would still probably hate him tho
>>825519You will accept the new League of Fuckers, not to be confused with the Fucker Society:NecrofuckerHerofuckerDollfuckerCursedItemFuckerDildoFuckerUncleFuckerGet used to it, bitch.>>825520A2 hates everyone.
Mark Helsted aka the amateur monster aka cursed / haunted item fucker
>>825527>Literally looks like me
>>825527*amateur monster slayer > 17ish> always carries monster hunting supplies with him > gamer > rivals of the Thompsons and ddmc
>>825522Maybe Necro, Hero, Doll and some Cursed Item Fucker are their rival gang. Maybe the Fucker Society kicked them out (all for different reasons) so they made the League
>>825527>Van is his great great grandfather and Marks little sister is who van put a copy of his consciousness into>not an official member of the fucker Society he thinks they're all freaks. who started this rumor he fucks cursed items? the items came onto him ( so he came onto them wink wink nudge nudge)> constantly buys from the Thompson yearly yard sales
>>825530>DF is approached to join the Fucker Society, and kind of dodges them because no dolls>League of Fuckers starts, he gets invited and immediately folds to just stop these seckrit klub invitation
>>825527>>825532
>>825535That has to be painful to watch. You cheat death only to have one of your grandchildren diddle cursed objects.Well, Van has other bodies, anyway
>>825537before van took over omg big brother you're so gross I hope you die after van took over your disgusting my failure of a descendant, I hope you die.
next thread is valentines day themed what should the op be
>>825542Asimov and Drew on a date
>>825542OTPs, I guess.
>>825541So the girl Van took over is one of his relatives? Huh, interesting.>>825542Posie x Sid, Jerry with either Penny or Lori, Lydia and Rulf, IDK, it could be anyone. It can be Teeny Steve and Nightmare Guy for all I know
"Into the Fuckerverse"The entire fucker collective meet, and are all trying to be civil and talk shop about how they can coexist.Cripplefucker boogies on through, and just hopes the others don't even notice him.The entire episode is basically each respective fucker trying to bring their hobbies on the table, but it devolves into Eltingville Club level screeching."Rude Boy"Hansel finds an old suit that smells like reefer, but fits him.Soon with his new duds he's actually seen walking around town and not just in alleys or vents, but most of the town is quaking at this new Rude Boy Hansel, outright refusing to service him in stores or even greet him."Newsflash"Nancy accidentally shows the tiniest fragment of nipple when changing shirts during a news segment, covering the school's Basketball team.Now Nancy is desperate to scrub the 1 pixel of nipple off of everyone's brain and she begs Lisa to help her."Santa Claus is Cumming To Town"It's a Christmas episode! Zach finds a porno involving Santa and tries to use it to extort presents from the big guy himself on the holidays."Noland"As it turns out, the Irises property is legally their own country, Nolan decides to be an example of what a good world leader should be, but given his previous er.. Indiscretions, the country ends up going to war with Australia over a simple phone call."North Park Goes To South Park"This episode will be hyped up, and trying to bait viewers to watch our show.The episode involves a bus breaking down at South Park, filled with some choice students from North Park, however, the town of SP is desolate and none of the iconic venues are open.The NP kids are there for five minutes and the rest of the episode is about how the ride to their actual destination goes south (not literally)."Gouupa Come Home!"Gouupa accidentally gets flushed down a toilet playing boat race with Nightmare Guy!It's a thrilling adventure this post doesn't have enough space for! Be there or be gay!
>>825549I imagine only Brett/Turtlefucker notices Crip, but everyone ignores him>Nancy shows nippleNext week, she shows her ass!Noland kinda sounded like the Petoria episode"North Park Goes To South Park" would work better if it wasn't hyped up to hell and back. We don't want a "Life of Brian" scenario
>>825550>We don't want a "Life of Brian" scenariohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSRildGCw64
>>825551So you're saying you're intentionally trying to steer people away from North Park with the bait thing?
>>825554our audience knows that's how we do things around here
>>825553Mark doesn't know his sister has been effectly fully assimilated by Van nor is he aware she is a capable monster hunter. to him she still his little sister that going through a phase talking like an Edwardian era man, wearing very old girls cloths and wants to be called Vanessa for some reason now.also I imagine fragments of Vanessa's original personality remains such as her hating her older brother ( though I imagine she would still hate him if that part of her was gone), some fears, her desire to keep her friendships also sometimes she can fully take back control temporarily if certain triggers happen
>>825557"times up new york" chuck tries to get north park to take over new York city because he didn't get times person of the yearfucker civil war momo was going to score with a monster but Mark kills it accidentally, but on purpose so she calls in her favors with the og fuckers to kill mark while the other fuckers rally around mark who is unaware this is all happening.
>>825559Danny: fuck yeah im finally talllllllll!!!!!!!!
>>825558Like how Chuck is a stand in for the president. This is how South Park should do satire.Also, a fucker civil war sounds fun. I imagine Chaz is just watching from the background
"Melville Gets Fucked"Melville's love for money coins him the nickname 'Moneyfucker' however neither the League nor the Society want him, so he makes his own 'FuckerSquad' but nobody joins.Eventually people stop calling him that, and go back to calling him "Smellville""Big Trouble in Little Chinatown"Robert learns Kung Fu as self-defense, he hones this craft very well and becomes feared by bullies.In reality, the poor kid is so used to getting bumped into he's flipping almost everyone like their flapjacks.Good thing most of the people stepping up are jerks like Lydia's crew, and Zach Attack."Zach Attack vs. The Funky Bunch"Zach decides he wants to go against the city council in North Park.What ensues is half-legal battle, half-teenage boy beating the shit out of like five adults, and absolutly bodying them."Chief Superintendent Glen Halloway in... He Who Laughs Last"Super Nintendo Halloway comes to inspect North Park Elementary and sees the disarray in which the school is being supervised.Midget Catgirls?! A man named Smiles who DOESN'T smile??????? A gay Chef--What do you mean he isn't gay? He's got the Blonde thing going on--A wife AND a kid? I never would've guessed.Anyway, Glen is less than thrilled for such a thing, and don't get him started on the students."Toilet Buddy"The kids in North Park begin to assign each other toilet buddies to help them out when there's no paper left.But what if your buddy's in the stall next to you and can't help?The Stall Paper System! Which means drilling holes in every stall in the school.Principal Kiddie sees the Stall Paper System and has a damn near heart attack thinking something much worse is going on.But eventually the Toilet Buddy system leaks to the adults who think it's a pretty smart idea.
>>825561>he forgot the time two anons fought over who should be the president in north park george washington or trump
>>825563I still think he should still be the President we just don't use him ever only chuck and Mac tonight as stand ins
>>825564use him or call him by name just say the president
>>825563>>825564Just pull a Rick and Morty where the President is still the same no matter who. And Mac Tonight and Chuck are stand ins>>825562Cringe Kid sees Melville as a god, he'd join but Melville wouldn't see it as enough.>Robert flips Penny over, making a crater in the groundThe Toilet Buddy episode seems funny
>>825542ASHLEY!!!!
"Chelsea Jonesing ( Jonesy doesn't appear in this episode)"MC gets north park to ban all cigarette use in north park so Chelsea then starts to go through withdrawals meanwhile MC finds a pack of cigarettes that was dropped after a raid on one of Vera's cigarette black market stand that MV snitched on and starts in the words of Jim Carrey in the mask smokingbig dan on campus Danny takes a growth potion and proportionally is the same but is like 7ft tall and it instantly goes to his head and he becomes a dick . he is living large until the potion side effect kicks in that makes him half his original height for the same amount of time before returning him to normal. in order to avoid the consequences of his actions , he pretends to be a new first grader kid. after a bit he manges to piss off a first grader bully gang we never met till this episode he has to survive them until he returns back to normal height so he can kick their ass
>>825543>>825567>>825546>>825547I meant what existing picture either from this thread or in the archive we should use ( don't post an old picture we are almost at the limit)
>>825567Honestly, since we're reaching the end, I want Ashley to blow me so bad.
Minor question, but are we just gonna ignore that MC has a canon name (Harper)
>>825569Surprise me. Be warned though, if you choose a bad image, I will draw your characters being raped by Skimshbag>>825570Ashley should water a mustache and infiltrate the Fucker-hoarde as Sister Fucker
>>825571That implies that I know what significance the name Harper holds. (Harp on insignificant things)
>>825571Why's it matter?Half the fuckers have canon names but they're still called "[Word]fucker"
>>825577Who do we NOT know the real names of? I can only think of Mute and Cripplefucker
>>825578TT.
>>825579It's Tiny Tits. Yeah, I know, it was lost in translation
destroy all fuckers A second secret society lives deep within north park, known as the prude-uminati that want to make north park completely pg and pc moral crusader is not a member because they find him annoying but he wants to be. they have a plot to get rid of all the fuckers in towncover up your double dees the Prude-uminati is going after the double dee detectives and their crude adventures they want to force them to go on safe and wholesome mysteriesthe prude-uminati is a stand in for the s&p department
>>825581>the prude-uminati is a stand in for the s&p departmentmsybe they have some reality manipulation power they're a covent of censorship witches that act in secret episode conspiracy blocked chaz finds out the reason he can't score with a milf is because of the prude-uminati keeps blocking them ( among other reasons) tries to find a way to bring them down so he can finally fuck a milf
I'll get to the canon Moral Crusader lewds soon enough.Kinda excited to take this little bitch down a couple pegs.
>>825584Idea: the reason he's so sex repulsed is because he has a massive cock, and he doesn't like getting hard because most of his blood goes to it and he passes out.
>>825585He's super sex repulsed because his cousin Itty Britty died from lack of boobs and in his warped brain boobs and sex are the root of all evil, even though if she had boobs she'd still be alive.I was gonna give him a little dick he likes to brag about being huge though the few times it arises because Harper is made to be humiliated.Also saw a pic on R34 of Alyx Vance having a huge dick that was supressed via the City 17 shield, I dunno, I also like smaller dicks, they need love too.
"Mark's mannequin"Mark finds a mannequin with a succubus trapped inside and brings it to the attic and calls his friends the league of fuckers ( he doesn't call them that) Vanessa ability to sniff out the supernatural alert her to it's presence and she tries to destroy the mannequin and send the demon back to hell but Mark her 16-17 year old brother being weird by hanging out with kids her age keeps triggering her to go back into being Kimberly ( who the body belongs to)
>>825586>it's a drewanon shooting down ideas episode
>>825589>It's a Posieanon won't mind his own fucking business episode
>>825591>It's a most of the anons are dead episode
>>825591Is Posieanon even in here? Or does Danny have to preform a seance?
Since the league doesn’t have as many members as the society in order to even out the odds, I’ll introduce someone. I mentioned a long time ago, but never actually designed. Little fucker Mina Moskowitz 7th grade likes things that are smaller than they should be ( midgets, short people, teeny Steeve) has a functioning shrink ray ( nabbed it from Dr cates though she can maintain and upgrade it from time to time) to shrink people she doesn’t like and keeps them in tank Mina is a Super villain in the making.
>>825595Welp, I wanna fuck her.With my LITTLE peen.
>>825595>Mina is a Super villain in the making.A villain to Hero Fucker's...uh...hero?
>>825595loud house lookin ass
>>825595>It's another brown hair You sure love your brownies, don't you Daniel
>>825592>it's a HanselAnon deflects episode
>>825595>Teeny Steeve seeing her and immediately bolting: OH FUCK I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!>Mina, chasing him with a butterfly net: COME BACK HERE!
>>825595is on S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E.'S radar and she knows she is is quite tall for her age standing at 5'11 at 12-13 she hates this likes cute and kawii things is related to Jonesy their mom's mom are sistersshe's a full jew>>825598wait a minute did I make Lynn loud again? first with Brittany now her! I literally have never even watched an episode heck I referenced a marceline x finn picture i saw for the hair and somehow i still keep designing her still keeping the design
>>825599was going to to black but she'd look like Jonesy so I went with a light brown
>>825604*alive Jonesy
>>825595Harvey Birdman attorney at law wants it's joke back
>>825606On what grounds? Do you have evidence this joke in particular was stolen?
>>825606Your bitchass mom wants her 21 years back.
>>825607There was a character who's entire gag was shrinking things
>>825609>>825606Yeah, but that's because he was afraid of everything, but actually was into big asses So isn't this kind of just like the opposite of that.
>>825609>Harvey Birdman invented shrinking gags Next you'll tell me Space Ghost: Coast to Coast invented improv conversational comedy
>>825611But he did? DrewAnon's copying that shit and I'm tired of pretending he isn't.
>>825612I hope you get amazonpressed, faggot keep my name out your fucking mouth.
>>825612Let me level with you, Hanselanon. I get it. I really do. Drewanon is a fucking disgrace of a human being and I say human very lightly, but he's innocent in this one specific case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo062AWkxpwMina trying to catch Teeny Steeve
>>825614STFU ChazAnon!
Taken moments before a disaster
>It's a Leslieanon is so confused and scared episode
>it's a drewanon is having another schizo meltdown episode
>it's a Dannyanon does a 60 hour work week and still manges to out put 50+ drawings episode
I fucking hate you, Robertanon.
>>825621OK Robertanon we get it you wasn't getting any attention
I promise I'll draw one thing next thread
I promise I will cum inside of more Barbie Dolls next thread.
"ha chaz is three inches"chaz is shrank down after annoying Mina but before she can add him to her collection Jonesy distract her with a cousinly hug now chaz is on the loose and has to find a way to get back to normal size>>825568>>823741retconning these two episodes Mina shrank Danny down because beautiful miniature bell boy was made disgusting by his growth spurt, so she tried to shrink them back to normal size when he slept, but was too busy being horny and sort missed her mark making him way shorter not that she minds but she couldn't shrink him any further because she was attacked by the chateau and was chased back to townand Mina shrank chaz and Curtis because they annoy her but couldn't bottle them in time
>>825625Wait, we can just retcon, rewrite episodes?
>>825626Sure , but I think you either should get permission from the anon who wrote it or you were the one who wrote it and the episode shouldn't be lore important as to not cause a cascading effects with other lore being retcon out of existence
>>825628Don't worry I'm more planning to retcon or rewrite my own episodes at some point.
>>825595>>825617Mina has a crush on Danny, teeny steeve, Ramon, teacup, Hui-Feng, ula and any other that is consider short for their size regardless of sex and age ( i imagine Savannah is a gremlin). she wants to preserve this sizes and we'll do anything within her power to keep them from growing.while she does make tinys she considers them pets and disposable entertainment for her fixation and not true littles but they do the trick for a bit
>>825628Gonna make a follow-up to the Sally coming alive episode.
>>825631cool can't wait to read it
"Teddy Goes Bonkers"After realizing the Sally the town got him is new, and also wrong hair color and skin color Dollfucker goes nuclear and freezes as if he's glitched out, barely responding to anyone.He's admitted to North Park's Asylum.Danny gets in touch with Sally to try and get her to at least reach out to DF."Bully 2: Sally's Back Jack"Sally returns and this brings DF out of his frozen state, she explains to him she didn't leave him earlier because she had grown too comfortable in their routine, and they should both try to move on from what they had in a healthy way."The League of Fuckers' Totally Awesome Not-At-All-Pathetic Epic Adventure"The League of Fuckers go to the Mall, but they seem to have trouble finding parking, trying to find parking desperately to get inside the mall before it closes.Once they finally find parking the mall is closed and Mark's car runs out of gas.The League spends the night trying to survive the wilderness of the Colorado Parking Lot.Think of Pine Barrens with a bunch of losers."Go Shrunk Yourself"Mina accidentally shrinks herself, and it's up to Mark and Teddy to save her.. Well, that's a bust because she told them to meet outside of her house and they can't hear her or see her, it's up to Mina to not only let them into her house, but lead them back to her room and instruct them on how to use her Shrink-Ray."King Rut"On a trip to the Museum Mark finds Cleopatra's Cursed Vibrator, said to curse any mortal who peers amid the artifact too long, soon Mark finds himself in a constant state of arousal and it feels like Cleopatra herself is always slurping him.At some point Mark gets tired of the novelty of getting the perma succ feel and has to figure out how to uncurse himself, he travels to Egypt to begrudgingly return the artifact and rub one out (respectfully) to Cleopatra's visage."Fuck You!"The League has a dispute and separates.They eventually run into each other at Laser Tag, reuniting.
>>825633little fucker: god I hate gaint domination loss
a first person Point and click game with occasional visual novel elements and many multiple endings north park noir you play as a private investigator who travels to north park after his estranged wife and daughter goes missing and was last seen there and now has to deal with the weirdos of this town the main character is grounded and normalsome of the endings canonical ending little fucker shrinks you and you reunited with your family in teeny park ( her miniature version of North Park She keeps in her basement.) the good ending you grow back to normal size with your wife and kid and get out of there the smart ending you leave North park forever haunted halls you die in the cheatu and turns out you were telling Danny how you got there p Kiddy ending you romanced any character that's a minor so p kiddy brakes all your bones and your stuck in the hospital Elmer gency ending same as above but you get arrested
Had two North Park related dreams.I was a creepy photographer taking pics of the characters in the shower and Mr. Mackey from South Park was there telling me he was ready for his pic and I just avoided him.There was a substitute teacher, this surly guy with anger issues, I'm a student now, and I think the sub was just writing about the students and our mental issues, for one character he just wrote "Black", Leslie was bored and wanted to leave and I told the Sub he needed a Hobby, and I immediately told him I wasn't being sarcastic so he wouldn't fucking punch me, which he appreciated.
>>825644the game very open ended and you can fuck around town doing completely random side quests that has nothing to do with the main plotline if you just focus on the story it takes like 2 hours
>>825646every character has a romance option though if you romance a character that is a minor ( excluding the vampires or ghosts) you are giving the creep stats and everyone's dialog changes about you and you find out your wife left because she wanted to get the kid away from you also if you go to the school you get p Kiddy jumpscare and the p Kiddy ending and if you ran into Gency you get the gency jumpscare and the gency ending
"Melville Gets Punched"There's a substitute teacher with anger issues, and upon Melville being the way he is, this gets him a chair to the face, and thrown out of a window.For the rest of the episode he recovers in the hospital and the rest of the class is in fear of their new Sub.
>>825645Can't wait for my dream next
>>825649I hope I dream about Georgina, or like Mina.I'd even take an MC dream, tee bee aytch.
>>825650I had one with Mina in it last night it was brief she had a huge terrarium filled with her tinys but half being half the size as the rest of the tinys in the terraruim to see how the socal dynamics would go but it was shot like one of those ant YouTube channels I'm making that canonical that she does that does well not putting it on YouTube maybe the dark web
>>825651>I'll take Solar Opposites "The Wall" spin-off for 500
God these jokes are AMAZING:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhkSliplHIsWere your expectations subverted?
Mina vs the gaints Mina wants to breed teeny steeve to make a race of pygmy gaints so she shrinks and takes the gaint women from the forest gaint population. which causes the men to attack north park until they get their women back ( they have no idea Mina was the one who did it)the main three wants the attacks to stop so they call play outside again so they sneak out to ask the gaints what they want and get it for themlittle town big problemMina put her midget serum in the town's water supply turning anyone average size or bigger into midgets now it's the shorties who rule the school. meanwhile vera and Jonesy ( who's still normal size since she can't drink the water) go into business together creating an app called lift which get the things people want off shelves for them or lift them up. dr toads endeavors to make a cure that is if he didn't make everything in his laboratory bigger to keep those cats from being able to get in
>>825621What did I do................. Am I that evil. Did i commit some grave evil...>>825622that wasn't meanyways im gonna draw sammy
league of fucker in: cream pieing the town after Mina accidentally stepped on and broke beansy pet raspberry (Mina apologized and offered to buy her more Legos) Beansy became inconsolable. this send drew into a rage and she goes to slappy to help her get some revenge so they make a catapult for launching cream pies across town to hit Mina and the rest of the league of fuckers but the league retaliate by making their own catapult and throwing things back at slappy and drew soon the entire town is in the cross fire of the two every so often the fuckers try to call a truse but drew denies them she still fucking piss this is clearly about something else I imagine this ends with Mina calling Jonesy to orbital striking slappy's house after Drew's emotional arc is solved and they are about to surrender. for the next season or two they live in the chateau.
This stupid fucking thing is going past my original goal.
>>825670such as life anon
>>8256716 whole minutes, man, I wouldn't be surprised if I hit 10.
>>825675it's usually slow around this time and im at work and have to sneak a post when I can so don't wait up for us anon>>825662>>825662cute
>>825662>>825663This is some good shi-->Melville's shirtIs that Dave Frumdabloc?
I hope you jerkasses appreciate this.https://files.catbox.moe/otg5c9.mp3
>>825684perfect all I can say is this is perfection gotta crank up the vera Jonesy and Jonesy Robert rivalry stories
>>825700Appreciate the kind words, I may do more in this style in the future, but to keep up quality and so I don't get bored of them, they will be far and few.Already got a few ideas bubbling on the next ones.
>>825684Not bad!I feel like I'd be one of those people who slowly adjusts to the whole "North Park doesn't have a main character" thing over time, assuming it's an actual show
>>825595Mina has a side gig fixing super villain tech she doesn't have a super villain name yet since she not quite a full fledged villain she has a bunch of wacky gadgets in her backpack and some in shoes she is high functioning autisticher and mark regularly rob museums for cursed objects in gems to power ray guns fakes being a volunteer from the school to help Dr cates who just makes her clean up her house but Mina uses that to give teacup scratches and steal some of cates tech that already forgot she made
>>825704
Robert's lying eye maria gives robert cybernetic guys and jonesy goes into it to try to get him to kill Nancy or Nolan so he will know what it's like mark and Mina hit the road Mark and Mina go on the road to a Denver museum to steal a cursed object and a gem for a new ray gun Mina is working on when they get there they find out they have to compete with Nos and vera ( they aren't working together) for the gem
Alright class, what have we learned this thread?
>>825737*cybernetic eyes
>>825738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv6IWX1_XHQ
"The League of Lovers"MC decides to out the League of Fuckers, only Teddy and Mark are caught as Mina literally threw down a smoke screen, and now they're forced to be called the 'League of Lovers' making the three feel gross and uncomfortable, especially since people think Mark and Teddy are banging."WeedOverdose"Weedo has a weed overdose and it's up to Stan to save him!"Slappy Slaps Back: The Slappidiah Honker Story"Slappy joins the underground cutthroat world of slapfighting, and Slappy ironically enough is really good at slapping."Dino Sore"Diana gets a bad rash on her tail, and needs to go to North Park's vet."Slappy Dyaboliko"A peer into an alternative universe where Slappy's a dictator in Nohpar, a cold lonely isolated Nation, 200 miles off the coast of Canada.Also if you know, you know."Love, Canadian Style"Margot(Canadian Girl doll) comes back to pay a visit and apologize to DF, but finds him depressed about Sally, she tries to help him get out there to find the doll of his dreams."Leslie Gets Outed"Leslie's secret shipping bunker is blown open and it's exposed she's behind a good chunk of romances around town and has meticulously making her OTPs real."Rayne On Your Parade"There's a Parade in North Park, and Rayne is none too thrilled about it."North Park: Hit and Run"Squirrel Boy gets hit by a car! But instead of taking him to a doctor the person takes him to a vet two towns over."Luck of The Iris"A rumor starts about Robert faking his blindness, just about every 'test' seems to coincidentally work out for Robert.Lydia throws a ball at him at Lunch? He lowers his head to pick up his cane.Zach goes to trip him? He somehow misses it.Even at Dodgeball people are so focused on this mythos that when he's missed, usually getting pelted or outright sitting out, they call him 'Dodgegod', thinking he can dodge everything.Oh, and at the very beginning he finds a four-leaf clover in his hat.
>>825738that all north park characters that are female or look female owe me sex
>>825773Steeve, from the walls: FUCK NO!
>>825554are you the guy on /co/ who mentions north park?
>>825753>Leslie Gets Outed">Leslie's secret shipping bunker is blown open and it's exposed she's behind a good chunk of romances around town and has meticulously making her OTPs real.something I joked vera did big reveal that Leslie is a vera persona made from the guilt, she has because of what happened to Chester
>>825785The real Leslie Houben has been dead for years.
>>825785>>825790that's Canon now
>>825790What? How?
4 da Gayze
the vampire's masqueradea episode that is so controversial , it is never acknowledged outside of quick jokes after this episode like the principal and the pauper After the Houbens set up security camera they discover something shocking vera breaks into their home almost every night.Leslie hire the double dee detectives to find out why vera has been coming into her house every single night and why can't they find Her in the morning despite her never being shown to leaving they soon discover the shocking truth the Leslie is a persona that vera had adopted after the death of chester and his two-year-old daughter Leslie was unaware of this vera sort of though she can't really control Leslie's actions she her own person
>>825814So is is like a split personality or like Roger's personas?
>>825815it started off as Rodger persona to replace the dead Leslie and as she grew more and more attracted with the Houbens her guilt over what happened grew and it split off into its own personality
>>825816Ok, I can see why you'd retcon it. That makes the whole Vera/Adult Leslie (Unf~) thing borderline impossible unless Vera was hallucinating or something.
>>825818it happened in the mind palace ( where most vera and Leslie interactions happened) Leslie thinks it happened
>>825813Yummy!
"Out of Ideas"A meta episode where Chaz and the OG three are walking around town, looking for something do around town, but they can't quite figure out what to do."It's Beginning To Hurt A Lot Like Christmas"Krampus comes to town and goes on a rampage on the kids of North Park because most of them have been awful! The entire episode is a real-time of Krampus rampaging through town beating children."Citizen's Arrest"During a robbery of his store, Mr. Piggleston decides to arrest the attacker himself before Gency gets there, this absolutely baffles the poor Sheriff, and he doesn't know what to do with himself, thinking the town won't need him."Vera Terrible"Vera decides to sell the town to some unnamed developing country and basically sells the town into slavery.At the end not only does she buy back the town AND the developing country, she sells the country to a bigger country they liberated themselves from."Ramon's Wiener"Something's wrong with Ramon's wiener! It doesn't taste as good as it did, maybe it's his new recipe? Or maybe it's his new supplier! Regardless, he hires the DDMC to find out what's going on his wiener!B-Plot is Moral Crusader hears this wiener talk and tries to protest Ramon's hot dog stand."Tales from the Kitchen"Sal, Ramon, Shef and Mr. Piggleston decide to hang out and have a nice little poker game, they're all involved in food, so why not?The episode is an anthology episode where the four share stories of the oddest thing happening to them during their serving of food."Live! With Nancy!"Nancy does a more macabre newscast to teach kids the dangers of climbing telephone poles, a new craze sweeping the nation.She goes to the North Park Morgue and interviews corpses and the morgue manager.Yes, she does this straight-face just to make a point."Hello... Sir... Mind telling me how you died?" *holds mic to corpse sheet* "Oh what's that you can't because you're dead?" *Looks into the camera and raises eyebrow*
>>825821Based Krampus
"the suite life of drew and nightmare guy"the honkers move to the chateau till their house is rebuilt nightmare guy makes himself home in the chateau he fits in surprisingly well with the others while draw is trying"little bit of trouble" Mina gets double crossed in a weapon sell with some villains at the local scrap yard and she forgot her shrink ray at home so she has to make a new one while avoiding be killed to shrink the scumbags and add them to her collection things go from bad to worse for her when the Momstrongs get involved
>>825821>Krampus comes to town and goes on a rampage on the kids of North Park because most of them have been awful! The entire episode is a real-time of Krampus rampaging through town beating children.North Park Santa: Hey, that's my job!
Trisha getting fucked by all her brothers.
>>825825>5 brothers >8 holes Hmm, how will that work
>>825826>8 holesVagina.. Ass mouth.. That's only thre--HER EYES???I expected some of her bros having to fuck her armpits and get creative.
>>8258274th hole, nostrils and ears
>>825814the very next episode decanonize this by having vera and Leslie be next to someone and talking to Sabrina who telling them about her weird dream which was just last episode Genghis conned during a off screen adventure vera nos and TT went back in time to con the mongolian army out of there treasure genghis khan played a curse on them that they will take everything from them if they don't give back the treasure in the present after mark fucked the seal holding the ghosts of the Mongolian army from attacking the town they are unleashed and or hellbent on destroying the townBobby gets protectionBobby goes into the witness protection program after he becomes a key witness in a murder trail that the suspect is let go due to a technicality now he and ck moves into lons shed the safest place in town meanwhile vera hires a bunch of teens to fill Bobby's roles including Mina and mark ck is getting cabin fever since there is no internet and mark and Mina are stressing vera out because they keep fucking shit up at her businesses vera DID itposie is losing an election to be the girls club president to a new ( to the show but the students believe they know her ) girl it turns out to be vera but vera wasn't aware of that this persona existed so with posie help they try to kill her off but this persona maybe more ruthless than the girls originally thought
>>825838She was so desperate she hired an item fucker and Mina. Wow.Also, is Vera just the Roger of North Park now?
Drawing porn of Harper.These are canon and inspired by the "MC takes the bait" episode.
>>825841always was
>>825842Harper Drinks a drink given to him by Cboyfucker.Aka, he's fallen for the classic blunder
https://files.catbox.moe/1lbs07.pngHere's the Harper Lewd Dump.He literally>>825846Sorry Anon, it wasn't a taking requests post just an announcement post.
>>825847mystery of the missing mayor chuck goes missing and the ddmc are on the case Mina kidnapped him first but before she could get to the good part Vera stole him to get back at him for some reason but like Mina he was taken from under her nose by the mobsters and chuck find himself being passed around by the criminal underbelly of North Park chuck is blindfolded the whole time and doesn't know who got himthe invisible teenMina creates a cloaking suit and harass Hui-Feng which starts to make everyone question her sanity well more so than usual slappy saves the day by cream pieing Mina so the whole town could see there was an invisible man ( they think it was a man) messing with her the kidstrongsthe Momstrongs are about to bust on of Mina supervillain weapons deals and she accidentally shoots them with the deage ray gun instead of the shrinking one (she hates when that happens) now the Momstrongs have to stop the villain who Mina sold gadgets to and find away to grow up fast for their shift at the strip club b plot Mina is having a bad the the sell was a bust she didn't get the money and The villains took the gadgets in the scuffle one of her rocket skates got busted so she has to walk several miles to get back to town
>>825849forgot to reply to >>825847Mina would hold him down and kiss his small cock till he cums
>>825850He'd love and hate that, man.. Because on one hand "UGH SEX!!!!" And on the other hand he may or may not be wearing yogapants like a fucking whore, and grinds against his pillow like a fucking bitch.
i want to prisonrape harper until his little dick struggles to cum
>>825841also do you know how many jobs she has to fill with Bobby gone? also both quite capable ( Mina to a scary degree) with proper motivation though they were bottom of the barrel hires. for the rest of the series they are part time employed by her
>>825850I might legit draw self-insert porn of me and Mina.I apologize in advance.
>>825843Huh. Neat.>>825854I like Mina. An interesting new addition to the fucker entourage
The amount of new characters thrown in the latter half of this thread has honestly become too hard for me to follow. I just see a bunch of names I don't recognize getting tossed around.
>>825864Fair enough. Shall they get wiki pages?
>>825864Making another character just to fuck you up.
>>825864let me throw in Vera dad big tex who conned his way to immortality and occasionally comes to the town to pull a big con every 2 seasons to add to the pile there are currently 9 episodes with him so far
>Herofucker, male characterMade first but has the least amount of discussion>Harper, femboy characterMade second and has moderate amount of discussion>Brittany, brown girl characterMade third and has good amount of discussion>Mina, white female characterMade most recently but has the most amount of discussionThe takeaway from this is that nu-/npg/ doesn't like boys unless they are feminine
>>825870What about Mark?
>>825870>Forgot NecrofuckerHE was made first.
>>825872Oh yeah, but not many people talk about him
>>825873I haven't seen any people talk Herofucker.Dollfucker got some attention until Drewanon put his foot down.
>>825870Convenient how you forgot about Mark and doll fucker Basically , if the anon just dumped there Characters into the thread and didn't add much After that get quickly abandoned while the ones who actually stay to nurture their characters will get discussed ironic how this is what happens to every north park character and no one learns from it
>>825874Well, I wonder which hero that Herofucker's into
>>825870>He forgot legume fucker
>>825875also Stacy/ Maureen was forgotten pretty quickly which to be fair? She's a background character with one or two spot light episodes so that natural.
>>825876momstrongs
>>825875Basically if you're not exited about your own idea no one else is going to be so be exited about the characters you make spend the next week writing episodes for them, making lore for them and drawing them
>>825878I like her better as Maureen, ngl. Something about her business woman look is just more appealing
>>825879Well, that's an easy choice.
>>825880Reminds me, I gotta make more art of Dollfucker
>>825880 also you can figure out how characters interact with each other already established characters and try to insert them ( politely) into episode ideas that get posted here i think x character should be in this story and they'll do y. these things get characters noticed/ older characters remembered and people will talk about them. its not rocket science
>>825884* with other already established characters forgot to delete the each
>>825881makes sense Stacy Malone is what Maureen who is lame thinks is cool because she's confident and genuinely gives good advice ( because she in her 30's) to teens who need it also she can reliably, get alcohol.
>>825886*she is cool because she is confident
>>825882It's the only choice really. There aren't many heroes and the Momstrongs already have loads of fans and are conventionally attractive. Hero Fucker is a bit limited in who he'll persue, but he is a joke character, so perhaps it doesn't matter.
>>825870>The takeaway from this is that nu-/npg/ doesn't like boys unless they are feminineold /npg/ didn't care about boys either
>>825876We talked about him being into science Hero Maria from when she was younger.Finding some old merch of her and making doujin of it despite being afraid of Maria Herself
>>825894Now that's untrue. It was a running joke that if you wanted to make a new character, you just picked a fetish you had and slap a name on them >Cripplefucker >Sidney Walker>Sheffield >Bennett >Dizzy>ChazThey actually got a lot of discussion, even if most was just anons having a hard-on for them
>>825896>tfw literally did that with two characters>gonna make another
"Dollhouse Drama"Dollfucker tries to hide his tryst with Officer Clip Clop from Margot and the League of Fuckers.But it's made very clear when the two are seen together more often than not.
>>825895Maria used to be a government sponsored Heroine by the name of Silver Sentry and she views it as a super embarrassing phase of her life so she bought what she thought was all of her merch after the fact and tires to pretend she was never a Hero
>>825888What about the kids' superhero personas?>>825895>>825905Maria was a hero? Noice
Okay uhhhhh.... Asimov get ipad.Can I fetishpost now?
>>825912>Not Asimov IS ipadweak
>>825912Yes, fetishpost as much as you want>>825913What if due to a glitch, Asimov ends up as an Ipad (this doesn't create an Asimov 3, thankfully)Time Traveler kills him at the end and he goes back to normal
Mina trapping me against a wall and calling me 'Short' stuff as she grabs at my bulge.UNF
vera vs Big tex a new restaurant big tex stake house is opening up next to Vera's shitty burger joint and nothing vera can do can scare off the owner a Texan oil tycoon by the name big texbig tex not only reveals that he is aware vera is a vampire but he is her father whom she spent decades trying to kill in the 1800s who conned his way into immortality. Big tex claims he want to put that aside and be a family again because being immortal with no one to spend all that time with is empty he invites Vera to the grand opening to his new restaurant to start their father daughter business together vera accepts the invitation but planes to kill him she made a death bed promise to her mother and all her dead siblings to get that mother fucker and she plans on keeping it.it's the grand opening of the restaurant and everyone in town is there seated and waiting to get there food but it seems no one is being served vera hasn't seen big tex at all so she goes to check the kitchen for him but it empty and there's a tunnel in the floor so she goes to explore only to find it leads into the catacombs, specifically her money horde, and she sees big tex as he clears out the last of all her cash and him and his crew gets away vera is livid and screaming incomprehensiblythe fucker was using the restaurant as a cover to rob vera blind.
So, is Savannah the sluttiest of Lydia's Gang? She's topless while the others have swimwear on (we don't see her tits)And then there's her pirate outfit...
>>825916Nice to see Vera getting a taste of her own medicine
>>825917Savannah is innocently lewd kinda slut and Addison is more of an attention whore kind of slut
>>825907>Maria was a hero? NoiceYeah, it'd pop up from time to time in background stuff before being revealed (We'd see the merch and such in Maria's room during spotlight episodes, the Momstrongs were mentored by her without them knowing she's Maria, and several older villains mention missing the Bombshell Heroine)
>>825920Noted.
Evelyn gets hitched Evelyn ( Leslie mom) finds out she getting a big inheritance soon and won't you know who shows up at the door Chester or well it's his long lost brother Big tex. he claims he found out he had a brother and that he died so he wants to be in his nieces' and nephew life and wouldn't you know it he's also a widow and he's hitting it off well with Evelynvera discovers her no good father is back in town and trying to steal the Houbens inheritance. she tries to warn them but keeps finding all her attempts foiled by big tex vera has to corner Leslie at school because there's been a surprising amount of garlic around the houben house hold with a warning not to trust him but she loves her uncle tex and believes vera is just trying to scam hersoon big tex proposes to Evelyn and decides to get eloped because big tex makes Evelyn worry that vera is trying to ruin her marriage.vera tries to stop the marriage at city hall but is humiliated instead the night of the honeymoon big tex feeds the Houbens his famous spare ribs soon after all the Houbens pass out and wake up the next afternoon and everything that wasn't bolted to the floor is gone big tex is no where to be seen and all Evelyn accounts are drained and they're left with his debt and loan sharks looking for big texVera comes in to the very confused Houben's house with hot cocoa for them and a very smug I told you so
>>825914>What if due to a glitch, Asimov ends up as an Ipad (this doesn't create an Asimov 3, thankfully)>Time Traveler kills him at the end and he goes back to normalAsimov spending the episode trapped in an iPad carried around by Drew.It ends with TT stealing the Ipad and breaking it over her knee, freeing Asimov (TT thought it'd kill him and is pissed)
>>825927Perfect!
In a desperate bid for relevance, I am creating two more characters, just because.
>>825933I just don't it for fun
>>825938*do itgod dammit my lack of sleep is catching up to me
>>825938You think I do this for fun???? FUN????? WHAT IS FUN?I NEED TO BE RELEVANT!!!!I'M THE LEAD!!!I'M THE STAR!!!
>>825933Relevance towards whom? yourself? Nobody but those 5 pigeons next to you care about this.
>>825943Those pigeons respect me.
big tex's big topslappy gets hired as clown in big Tex's traveling circus little does slappy know he's helping big tex steal famous artifacts form museums slappy does not get conned in this episode. He's pretty much just homer from that hank scorpio episode he's hanging with his cool new boss that he's unaware is a super villain though he eventually quit because he's spending too much time away from home. north park after darkwe follow random nocturnal citizens of north park and their nightly activities the sort of bridge between all of there story's is Mina chasing teeny steeve. Moskowitz trapped.doll fucker and mark accidentally trips one of Mina traps in her tree house/ secret lair when returning something they borrowed from her leaving the two trapped till she returns they spend the afternoon lock in her tree house trying to get out
"Sex 2"Maria invents a new type of exoskeleton "Secure Exo X-Fighter 2.0" but she calls it 'Sex 2' soon rumors of sex 2 spring around town, soon the adults in town wonder to themselves what would 'Sex 2' entail.Chuck tries to dispel the rumors and announces SEX 3.
>>825947Lel, if Sex 2 is so great, why isn't there a se->The deviously clever and handsome Mayor Chuck:
>>825945blind brawl Robert blind antics pisses of Jerry who wants to kick his ass after school but in order to keep himself from looking like an asshole he has chef make a recipe that Danny found for a magical soup that makes you blind for the day. chef not knowing the properties of the soup decides This is the lunch for the day which causes the entire school to become blind and when the fight start and Jerry and Robert miss and hit other kids the entire school starts brawl randomly swinging at each other trying to hit one another meanwhile vera plans to rob the school blind ( she not blind she had lunch late and saw what happened to everyone) but Asimov and Cassandra ( she couldn't afford to eat the soup She had to get a poor kid lunch) tries to stop her but since the ccp budget has been stolen he's not at 100 % and practically falling apart
(1/2)So many birthdays till nonexistenceDanny, Dani, Wendy, lori and Sabrina are checking out a potential haunted spot in the towns old abandoned pizzeria/ arcade meant for kids birthdays they are met by the league of fuckers + Vanessa tagging along (because mom says she had to come along with Mark and his friends) so mark could collect some sweet haunted or cursed loot they're immediately about to start fighting but the place comes to life everything looking new and and functional and not old and broken and the animatronics urges them to play along and have a good birthday when doll fucker who is scared tries to leave he realizes they can't escape this place after trying to find a bunch of different ways to escape the place power shuts off and everything looks abandoned again. they can leave but they can't find lori anywhere and Dani looks like her old design again after going home they realize they are one year in the past. they Danny and Dani deduces that lori isn't around because she wasn't reincarnated yet so she been wiped from existence the next day Danny group goes back and try to find a way to fix when the power once again roars back to life and they to listen to the animatronics this time but since the whole group thats left wasn't there it doesn't count after the power shut off and Dani is gonethe next day at lunch the now 4rd grader Wendy and 2nd Danny and 1st Sabrina goes to mark and Mina to see if they also went back a year since their group went back to the place did the other group also go back 1 year can they just wait it out and re-age. unfortunately yes the other has been sent back a year in time as well so after school they are going back to the pizzeria to have a good birthday party they figure , they need to get there by a certain time when the place comes to life or they're screwed the problem is doll fucker is too afraid to go back and this causes them to miss the deadline so everyone one is a year younger now
>>825950the next day they jump doll fucker and drag him to the pizzeria but Sabrina who was supposed to meet them there couldn't come since she's in kindergarten Penny wasn't letting her go off by herself so they miss the deadline the next day they have a solid plan to get both doll fucker and take Sabrina but a blizzard happened on this day this year so the next day they are fucked Sabrina not in school doll fucker is in preschool and has to be checked out by an adult Wendy only a first grader p kiddy can take her now so they cant brute force it they're just going to break out of school break into Sabrina's home and take her then get to the pizzeria all without being noticed by p Kiddy but luckily they have Mina on their side and she comes up with a planif they don't get it now they are going to not exist in a few daysthe 3rd act they execute the plan there's few hitches but the improvise on the spot and the escape school they get sabrina they are being chased by elmer but , they get to the pizzeria just in time they have a birthday party the animatronics thank them and they are sent back to the beginning with all their friends who look a little traumatized and after they leave the place implode on itself , like at the house at the end of poltergeist and mark (cursed item fucker) cums grossing everyone out
>>825950>>825951Honestly, not a bad idea! Though Vanessa should slap their brother/great grandson. Then, he screams, but it's perfectly cut by the credits
>>825950>>825951some notes on this story after 2 days Vanessa mind reverted back to Kimberly and at first she was confused and didn't want to go to some dumb old Pizzaria but she quickly got what was happening and was on board Mark is on the edge of a climax the whole episode
>>825951>>825952everyone is staring at the empty lot the pizzeria once stood all looking traumatized Mark climaxes Everyone but Mark: groaning in disgust then murmur in all at once about itMark pulls out lighter and cigarette: so was it good for yall?Vanessa slaps him knocking the cigarette out his mouth Mark: ah-credits
>>825955Maybe it's a recurring gag where Vanessa hits him only for the scene to cut
>>825955I imagined the credits plays the Illegal Horse theme for some fucking reason.
A notebook falls from the sky and Melville is the only one to notice it. Upon picking it up, it reads that anyone's who's name is written on it shall come back to life in exchange for another life. To test it out, he writes George Washington and in front of him, Georgina dies while she's flirting with Asimov. Seconds later, the actual George Washington, in the flesh, walks into frame and contracts various sicknesses due to the the time period. With this new found power in his hands, Melville conceives of a idea to finally help his social standing. He'll bring back important figures in people's lives so they can thank him for his generosity. Meanwhile, Lisa Stanky, the world's greatest troll, sees Georgina dying in front of her and the actual living George Washington, so she deduces that it was something supernatural. She vows to troll whoever this being who controls life and death is.
>>825959cursed item fucker sniffing around meville
>>825959So a reverse Death Note? Cool!And Lisa wanting to troll a supernatural being is funny.Don't think she ever leaves her room, though
big tex 3d Vera tracks big tex to a luxury resort and finds him.... in bed with Nos ( vera adopted mother who vera turned into a vampire that often double crosses her) big tex claims he found the love of his life but vera knows better and the couple keep escaping vera throughout their vacation / crime spree vera manages to catch Nos alone and nos tells vera she gonna to be the one to double cross first and she's rob him blind but vera is skeptical but nos gets away the two lovers decide to take a yatch in the middle of the ocean at night and before nos could betray big tex he slipped extreme muscle relaxers in her wine and he set the boat on fire while taking everything from her and escaping on a speed boat with his crew vera comes to save nos on another speed boat as nos cries that she's broke nowLisa gets trolled Lisa hacks into big tex virtual wanted poster to call him little dix and then we skip 48 hours later Lisa ends up on the fbi most wanted list while handcuffed to a bed in cancun and Vera bust in to help her but only to find out big tex location they then go on a buddy comdey adventure with Lisa and vera tracking down big tex
>>825965Eh, Nos deserved it
made a sketchFile: https://files.catbox.moe/fi6r0t.jpg
>>825968also, Dannyanon made the design of Big Tex
>>825969thanks
Here's the design that Dannyanon did for himLink: https://files.catbox.moe/d07nmo.png
"Home Alone"Jerry is left Home Alone, but he doesn't even realize he has the house to himself, he goes to hang out with Chaz and Mandy, they go sledding down the highest hill in the town and can't stop!Going through a few houses but ending up relatively fine.The episode ends with Jerry coming back home and going to bed after a long day of insane sledding, and ready to shut his eyes.He hears his parents come in and we're met with a simple."Shit, I had the house to myself."
>>825975>his parentsShould we tell him?
>>825968Nos is hawt
the big villain expoMina goes to the secret villain expo to trade some gadgets and gizmos for some priceless gems while the momstrongs managed to infiltrate to capture some villains and nos and vera are there after hearing rumors big tex is doing a heist here soon all hell breaks loose when explosions go off and S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E is raiding and its all villains for themselves it 22 minutes of choas, physical comdey, and action as Mina vera and nos makes there escape and the Momstrongs try to take out any villain they canthe ending is after spending the entire episode trying to escape with her gem she has to keeping the other villains from trying to steal it from her especially Nos and vera. Mina makes it out with the briefcase , but she bumps into a tall texas man who is confused as the what happening and is knocked on her ass when he helps her up she runs off with her rocket skates. moments later when she a safe distance away she checks her loot, she discovers all of it is gone and there's a note from big tex that says I'll be taking those gems little Missy- love big texMina rocket skates back to north park grumpy grumbling to herself: he'll be little tex when im done with him
>>825979Not bad! I think it'd be funny if Professor Chaos had a cameo. He doesn't get any lines and only like 2 people acknowledge him.He gets fucked up in the background as the episode goes on
Jonesy gets S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E'd Jonesy is captured by a S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E agent to help her team stop an arms dealer that's using an undetectable AI to hack the world blackmailing world leaders to start WW3 and it can predict all the S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E agents actions. the entire episode Jonesy is obviously out of place she basically like a character coming into franchise 7 movies in during the 2nd act she missing all the callbacks, sentimental moments and inside jokes and all of them are giving her shit for itthe whole thing is sorta a parody of the mission impossible and the later entries in the fast and the furious franchise
Maria doesn't want to be a S.H.I.T.F.A.C.ES.H.I.T.F.A.C.E harass Maria in an attempt to get her to take back up her old Title of the Silver Sentry and go back into fighting crime, But Maria, deeply embarrassed of her time as the heroine, vehemently refuses.It's revealed that a younger Maria mentored the Momstrongs when they were starting out their heroic careers and is also the one that got them their first stripping jobs, neither of them aware that Maria was their beloved mentor.
>>825982Uhh, are the Momstrongs young or is Maria old?
>>825983Maria is in her 30's, not sure how old the Momstrongs are.But Maria's Silver Sentry suit was designed to make the younger Maria look older (it's a nanotech suit that let her stretch and shapeshift a little) which is why the Momstrongs don't think Maria could be their mentor.
>>825984Oh okay, I see. I was fully prepared to buy up all my GILF Maria stocks
>>825985She does age like a fine wine, but that's a story for another time
"Cousin"Dollfucker's cousin comes to town and it's sort of an Anne Frank movie where he has to hide his dolls and toys from them."Big Flex"Big Tex decides to sell the fine people of North Park sells UberMass, which is just drywall and banana peels for flavor, and a companion workout device called the "Big Flex" which to the trained eye seems to be rebar going through a rubber tire.For the rest of the season if an episode has a scene in a Pharmacy, there will be 'Big Tex's Ubermass' on the shelves."Margot's Back"Look, 200$ is like mad expensive for DF, so Margot's back from Canada(She was actually in a box made to represent Canada in the attic), and decides to stay with DF and Sally.Margot is slightly more prudish than Sally however, and trying to get a threesome going is fruitless for DF and Sally."RetCon"The town holds a Retard Convention!"Canadian Bacon"North Park's canadian and half-canadian residents are targeted for something big, terrible, and damn near horrific, can they survive the night?
invisible Markthe league of fuckers manges to beat the Thompsons to a cursed ring when mark puts it on he disappears as the day goes on strange this occurs around town such as the water turning to blood birds and fish dieing on mass and people getting possessed by demons Lon Danny and Wendy discover that the ring is doing this. the longer someone wears it the more earth merges with hell If they don't get it off in time before midnight it will be permanent so they gather doll fucker, vera Mina and Vanessa to see if they know where mark they don't and when they explain the stakes they decide to help catch mark and remove the ring and Mina has a plan. the Thompsons " accidentally" leaked they moved all their magic items to neon neko and when mark breaks in he is covered in flower but the ring also gives him demonic power so they have to use all their might to trap him and try to take off his ring after an action sequence they managed to get him tied down but they can't find the ring on his hands or feet and soon everyone realizes where it is after a quick groan vera immediately says not it! then everyone else does leaving Wendy who looks pleadingly at Danny, but she did lose. wendy is about to walk up to him and lose her hand virginity to mark when one of the cursed item floating around the room grazes him causing him to climax. soon after the ring to fall out his pants leg another groan happens everyone leaves but Lon Danny and Wendy Lon says he'll get the truck ready while one of them picks up the ring the episode ends as Danny and Wendy try to figure out a fair way to determine who is going to pick up the ring
Had a funny idea. Maybe the 3rd graders are asked to draw their favorite TV show. Some of them draw West Island, Terrance and Phillip, typical stuff.Rayne's is just a PNG of a news channel.
Cates and Moskowitzduring career day at north park elementary ( its a k-12 school) highschool side. Mina's aptitude test shows she'd likely be a super villain when she grows up so she has to shadow dr Cates for the day but Mina is unimpressed by her which cuts dr Cates deep so over the weekend she keeps trying to impress Mina so she can mentor her b plot Michael Houben and axle has are accidentally sent to basic training for the ccp (the capture contain program not to be confused with the chinese communist party). the ending dr Cates creates something so stupid and dangerous over the local ccp headquarters that Mina is impressed and Cates takes her as her studentstars and stripes while the momstrongs are busting a super weapons deal they are helped by the ultra patriotic and also just as conservative super hero group stars and stripes who offer the momstrongs a spot on the team because they're lesbians and they are in the middle of the scandal after one of the founding members Heinz ubermench turn out to be literally a nazi so they don't seem like bigots they try to convince them to join them but the momstrong's see how awful this team ismeanwhile Mina and Cates sneak on board their jet then their hq to get what was confiscated from them backNancy see stars Nancy gets an exclusive interview with the hero team stars and stripes about the defeat of a gang of villains who had other villains as clients that did debaucherous things on their island base and they claim to have a list but once stars and stripes figure out their leader captain catholic was on the island many times so they walk back the statement about a list they get pushback from Nancy. stars and stripes have to create a distraction so people will stop asking about the list
>>826016>Rayne watching the horrific tragedies befalling humanity today bundled up in her comfy black blanket, and sipping dark chocolate cocoa, a smile on her face, a chuckle escaping her when something really tragic happens as if watching cartoons
>>826018cates into the moskoverseMina shows her mentor dr Cates a Multiverse traveling device using hair from that universe hopper version of her cousin that keeps coming into their universe and dr Cates know what to use it for they go on a Multiverse road trip almost dying many times looking for something that dr Cates won't tell Mina it turns out to be a soad that was discontinued almost 2 decades ago
>>826020Cates unrepentantly chugging Surge Cola
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>>826030I want to sniff this bitch.
>Fancy Dinner at Ms. Chariot's:>Atticus on the Piano:https://youtu.be/imspRb_gf5Y?si=w5p7Y5nFI3kfLR4T
"I'm Running out of ideas"The writer of this post runs out of ideas so he goes to North Park to be a massive creep.
dude you shrank my car the league of fuckers get stranded outside of North Park after Mina accidentally shrank marks car and her growth gun is at home b plot ck is trying to accidentally lose a labubu sweater his grandma made for him while she in town but it keeps getting brought back to himwhat we aren't pets!? the ddmc and the league of fuckers are captured by aliens that put them in a human pet shopweebearsBobland, Amber, and Cindy vist Japan and Bobland accidentally caues the local bear population to rise up against the humans.
>>826020Mina: what the fuck is wrong with you we almost died like a dozen times just so you can get some soda while Mina is ranting dr Cates puts some of the soda in her mouth Mina: *smacks lips* ok this is good but this doesn't change my point. later at the while on the curb they're drinking the soda while they have a bunch of cases of the soda to take back home dr Cates: aren't you glad we made the trip?Mina In defeat: yeah
>>826053>Cates gets Mina addicted to SurgeHeh.I'd probably do the same, I fucking miss that stuff from that limited time they brought it back, I was buying a couple of cans from the local gas station every time I had the money for it.
>>826051Spank Rayne to see if her pain-pleasure feedback applies there
>>826056I'd rather masturbate in front of her and poke her cheek with it while she pretends I don't exist, even trying to put it in her mouth.Or turn on the TV at 3AM and just fap furiously to Just Jessie.
>>826057I don't think Rayne would like tha- nevermind, she probably wouldAlso, Amanda isn't that hot
>>826058>Amanda isn't that hotTell me you have garbage taste without telling me you suck garbage out of Hansel's dumpster.
>>826059I'd rather go for Dr Kates than her
big tex born again big tex comes back to north park as the pastor of a new mega church always in need of some donation meanwhile father Goodfellow has to try to keep ahold of his small dwindling flock.teacup 3d a Mina and Cates experiment leads to teacup being transported into a bad early 3d platformerback to the 4th grade a flash forward episode taking place when the 4th graders are about to leave middle and enter high-school and Mina used a serum to turn them back into fourthies again also the 3rd graders are back to being in the third grade again
>Candy Factory ChaosCK and Jonesy end up as field trip buddies on a multi-class field trip (her only other option was Chatterbox) to the Local Candy factory and CK has to keep Jonesy from messing with the other group they're close to (Asimov and Drew) so they can get a candy reward for good behavior.
>>826063ck ends up fucking it up for the both of them
>>826064>Jonesy: Thanks for blowing it for us, loser! >CK, after putting up with her all day: Well, since I'm already in trouble. https://files.catbox.moe/gsp8qr.gif
>>826065ck don't have Jonesy's stealth when it comes to causing mischief she would've thrown Asimov in the chocolate vat and no one would've know
>>826067CK is usually good outside of being cringe so that makes sense.
>>826068 Jonesy: not good enough to sneak away from the group without getting caught i had the decency to pay a kid to wear a wig , so they thought I was still in the group Jonesy got the free candy
>>826070CK shoves her into a puddle at the end.
>>826073Jonesy does nothing wrong and ck fucks up Jonesy gets punished Jonesy: why do I even bother
Elmer gets icedafter ICE comes to north park to kick out all the Canadians and brown people Elmer becomes one of the unlucky few after it is discovered that he was born in Mexico ( he was born during a family vacation in Mexico) he is then deported to tijuana and goes native b plot chuck buy the ED-209 to protect the streets while Elmer is gone and it's just as effective as it is in robocop the whole town is scared that it's just shooting at random people for no reason c plot Vera gets bummed when ice ignores her since no one thinks she a Mexican
>>826083>Family Vacation to mexicoWay better than how Family Guy handled it in a very edgy way.
this Grudge is cringe.comck get pulled into a internet ghost world of sorts by a rival ( more of a stalker) of Jonesy's Kimiko. Kimiko takes ck because she thinks they're friends and Jonesy will rescue him and they'll finally meet face to face ck is in a website that makes him relive embarrassing moments every enjoy your meal too to the cashier at the restaurant or saying goodbye, or greeting someone back when they were doing this with the person behind you, or hugging someone who You thought was a loved one, but it turned out to be someone else and the worst saying goodbye and then walking off in the same direction you know the bad kind of cringe the entire episode is Jonesy meandering around bored wishing she had something to do she didn't even get the note left for her Kimiko was suppose to be a Elemental phantom like Jonesy but due being hard to work, with creepy, and definitely, suffering from a personality defect Jonesy was chosen . Kimiko blames Jonesy for this and her hatred of her grew even more since Jonesy mostly ignores her existence.the entire episode Kimiko is venting about Jonesy (she know literally everything about jonesy and all of it pisses her off) and trauma dumping on ck to the point of ck think she's a loser
>>826085kimiko is visually a parody of j horror ghosts such as the Grudge and the ringu
>>826085CK: can you please top trauma dumping on me? It's almost worse than the torture.Kimiko: s-shut up!
>>826083C plot sounds hilarious
>>826090Vera keeps jumping in front of ice officers arresting people and saying something along the lines of if you mess with one of us, then you're messing with all of us and the ice officer petting her on the head moving her along and telling her to stay out of trouble
>>826091>Vera headpatkino>>826085Imagine the most cringe kid in North Park thinking you're a loser lol
>>826085Jonesy doesn't even save ck she never found the note Danny and Wendy did and they saved him
"There is no Cod" When Father Goodfellow accidentally implies Arnold Yang won't go to heaven since he has no soul, Posie feels awful and offers to find proof that animals can go to heaven. They talk to the resident ghost whisperers and they can't seem to find any animal soul. They consider asking Jonesy, but she's been banned from heaven 5× over, so she can't go confirm where the animals are. The water in Arnold's helmet seems more saltier looking after all this, Posie decides on a different approach. Have Fish Boy tune in more towards his "Boy(human) side" to guarantee him a spot in the Garden of Eden. Posie gets that "I can fix him" look in her eye and Arnold can only look helplessly worried at how long of a day this will be.
>>826099Is banned from haven becomes new Godwhich boy can't jump? britney's first appearance.all of a sudden Danny the sleepy Bellboy who sucks at sports is great at basketball even beating the good players idk lets say Trisha chaz and Mandy in class they wants to get to the bottom of this they soon discover that Danny is letting the ghost of one of their famous players in their school history brittany chariot posse him during gym class the three are determined to beat the ghost to be the GOATshorties getting shorter Mina first appearance.after Danny grow tired of being the shortest kid in his grade he tries to make a growth potion but they are all out of the components, he needs so he uses the shrinking amulet to make everyone in class to be shorter than him while on midnight shrinking spree he is spotted by teacup who after seeing what he was doing wants it for herself and the two fight over it and the amulet fall into the hands of Mina the tallest kid in her grade which is freshman in high school and she shrinks them and puts them in a jar to take them home the two have to work together to escapebig tex on campus big tex scams p kiddy out of the school and he put real strict rules (only for vera) one which is the school such one student must report to their assigned classroom Alison isabella Ana gabriela vera mcCready-Hernandez ( her full birth name). he then upgrades the school security system she cant leave the class without a hallpass. the entire episode we know he wants something from there , and he's trying to get vera tucked away in a classroom so he can take it from her but the problem is he doesn't know where it is. he's trying to get into the blackmail vaultduring big tex as tenure he fires skimbag he kept trying to do that horror thing , but big tex just keeps punching him in the face interrupting him till he fucks off then SB comes back when big tex give p Kiddy the school back
>>826102>one which is one particular student must report to their assigned classroomsorry for that what sort of deleting one bit and adding another and didn't finish both tasks
>>826099also the yangs are catholic?
>>826106i don't think so, Posie just assumes they are, as does she with everyone, even the obvious outspoken athiests/godless beings (Weedo). Anorld can't explain to her that he doesn't believe in that religion, but Posie wouldn't be a good mormon if she took no for an answer
>>826106the Yangs practice Shinto-taoism
>>826109in english, doc?
>>826110they follow the common Japanese religion.
>>826085ck: ha you think you know everything about Jonesy, But you don't because me and Jonesy aren't friends!Kimiko: you gotta sit in the same lunch table ck: ha almost no one was sit with either of us that doesn't mean friendsk: she goes to your birthday party every year ck: well, that's because her dad is friends with mine also he one if his bosses k: she went to see both fnaf movies with you When no one else would even though she hates fnaf ck: well... maybe she just wanted to ruin the movie for me and forgot tok: she helped you learned to data mine games when you askedck..... k: when you were getting bullied real bad by zach one time she made him think his dick pics leaked so he had to stop ck: she did that?......crap she is my friend
>>826112CK: I thought we had beef but did we actually have... what's the opposite of beef? Veggies?
>>826113awww, what a sweetheart
>>826113I'm just imagining CK looking like a confused dog as he realizes that he and Jonesy are kinda friends.cute
>DDMC Vs Miss Terry in the CK-Caper!A new Villain in town has appeared, and she's kidnapped Cringe Kid! Dani and Sabrina are Hired by Leslie to find him and now have to follow the clues she left behind or CK is Doomed![spoiler]Turns out that Terry (short for Teresa) just wanted the perfect opportunity to confess to CK and kidnapped him to do so, with Dani and Sabrina ruining it for her and gaining an enemy for life in the form of the villainess MissTerry! (Leslie knew Terry just wanted to confess and hired the DDMC to ruin it so that CK wouldn't start dating Terry.)[/spoiler]Leslie, looking at a picture of CK after she finds out that Dani and Sabrina ruined Terry's confession: Soon you'll be mine Bobby, soon.
>>826118I forgot spoilers don't work here.
>>826119Faggot.
>>825340the team added score for this weekTeam HonkersDanny 1144Leslie 72Drew 108Team Clankers Robert 0chaz 140sammy 25
>>826121I sincerely apologize for having Danny on my team.But that nigga's a powerhouse and you better believe us Honkers are gonna raise him on our shoulders while 'We Are The Champions' plays, blaring LOUDLY.
>>826121I didn't do enough
>>826124MY MAN, CHILL YOU DID ENOUGH, YOU DID ENOUGH I FEEL LIKE YOU A CHEAT CODE.
>>826121Honestly in retrospect the competition idea was kinda dumb. One guy ended up completely eclipsing everyone else in amount of shit drawn removing any excitement or tension the competition could possibly have, and all it's really done is cause us to reach image limit before page 10 meaning we now have to wait ages before we can actually post new shit that isn't in a catbox link.
>>826127you sound so fun at parties, the competition was a fun thing, and dannyanon kicked into high gear, he's been doing that since he got here
>>826127next year we can do a everyone vs me
>>826129I'm getting flashbacks to a fucking fight I had in BG3.A halfling solo'd my fucking party, we eventually killed him, but he went anime mode.You're the halfling in this situation, except you'll body us, but fucking yeah that can be fun.
>>826127also the whole thing was to get more art creativity and stories out of /npg/ which we were on life support practically at death's door creatively speaking and I feel like this competition revitalized us we're making new characters and lots of stories that might breed more new characters and more stories also if you want to speed up this thread death just bump a few below us
>>826131Facts, honestly I haven't been so involved in NP in such a long time if at all.I know I have a few more OCs up my sleeve.At least one more.
>>826127The competition was less the point, more just having something fun to keep track of. At least we're hitting image limit more regularly, instead of the old days where we yapped up a ocean of text and the image count collected dust. It'll keep nosey /I/nspectors from accusing us of not drawing.
>>826131I feel the opposite, I feel North Park is in a zombie state right now. Most of the new stuff getting pushed in recent threads have felt like jumping the shark. Lots of re-treading of old ideas but worse. People keep spamming out these "episode ideas" that pretty much immediately get discarded after they've been posted. It's like as wide as an ocean but as deep as a puddle. Stuff like the original Sci Fi and fantasy game LARPs were where North Park was most soulful.
>>826134Alright, your criticism is acknowledged and we'll see what we can do next thread.
>>826134while i'm not a fan of some new elements and prefer old park nu park has been given blood, we need to veer back into soul
North Park died when Cringe Kid became based.
>>826134I guess you know i feel the opposite already. but its like a lot of the early characters has been milked to the bone with everything you could've done with them or at the very least we were getting to that point.and not to get too into new vs old but like half the old stuff is let's do what south park did add our characters and make it a bit different new park feels at least to make like it sort of found a voice all its own
>>826137Pretty much, he's cringe, but he's had two different gfs, and he always seems to get on top, he's not an underdog, he's a chad in his awkward phase.Cringe Kid x Anyone is so forced.
>>826138>but its like a lot of the early characters has been milked to the boneor wasn't made with enough meat on them to begin with because of the lets put we're in making a fictional tv show over character's character and stories (looking at you the Donnellys) but I do agree we need to reply and talk about the episode ideas rather then read them and leave them. maybe add ideas to them or just try to expand on them
>>826140>Donnelly slander HOW DARE YOURick, Jane and Devan have interesting and meaningful relationships and bring thought-provoking ideas to the table. If Mineralanon were here, I'm positive they would probably be a little disappointed, idk, did they make only Mineral and someone else made her family?
>>826141*sniffs mineral hippy ass*
>>826138>>826140The thing that made me realize this recently is when I'm at my job coming up with episodes in my mind for the league of fuckers I can come up with an almost unlimited amount of stories vs the 2 almost 3 years of me trying to come up with a few fucker Society stories. not trying to say ones better than the other but league are so much more than I just want to fuck that thing they have names relationships, dynamics with other characters, hobbies, other things they do, hopes and dreams and I can make like 2 maybe 3 dozen episodes in my head a day about about each those things I listed, they had
>>826138I feel like the older characters had stronger personality archetypes. A lot of the new characters feel pretty samey. Like no one made in the last 10 or so threads will be as fun as Melville for example. >>826141Mineral's family was made by Mineralanon.
>>826144this is bait come at the finest my friend but no
>>826144Then Mineralanon will be VERY ANGRY.>Like no one made in the last 10 or so threads will be as fun as Melville for exampleChadville is just simply Iconic. If only his own friends wizened up to that fact and praised him more.
>>826144I love my stupid chud son, Melville
>>826143The original fucker society had a pretty balanced dynamic with just the four of them, If you had so much trouble coming up with stories for them that's probably more a weakness of your own storytelling if anything. Making a few character just ends up being a crutch. There's nothing wrong with adding new members in the lore, but the comedic dynamic of the original 4 was already ideal, and the idea that they are hard to write for means you probably missed the whole point of them.
>>826148nah their story potential just weak in my opinion you basically have to force them into doing any situation outside of their fetishes , like think of them going to a concert the beach or even a library in a half or 3 /4 of them it would feel like they wouldn't belong here.
This is less old vs new and more grounded realistic stories vs outlandish high-octane adventures. Fucker Society are losers who throw eggs at your house and light dogshit on fire on your front porch. It's understandable why you don't relate to them, since that's not where you're strengths lay, Danny
>>826149I highly doubt any of them would pass the tride and true sitcom elevator test where you have to write 22 minutes of them being stuck in an elevator.
>>826149You're not really trying that hard if you can't imagine them doing those kinds of things. Especially since the newer "fucker" characters are even more defined by their fetishes. Something like going to the beach is super easy with their characters. Robin is prideful and likes to boss others around. He'd want to attend the sand sculpture contest to make a giant replica of one of his dorky gunpla figures that no one cares about but him. So he drags the rest of the society there, Xeno is reluctant because the beach is full of people and he hates people, but Momo is enthusiastic because she thinks she might be able to hook up with a sea monster. Brett on the other hand, is terrified of the sea for what it might awaken in him, and needs to be dragged there by force.Robin starts meticulously sculpting the sand, but is such a perfectionist he doesn't let any of the others help despite being the one who dragged them out there in the first place. Every time he turns around, Xeno keeps modifying the sculpture into an alien contacting monument, which causes the two of them to start fighting and they start an aliens vs robot sand turf war that takes over half the beach.Meanwhile Brett, in order to escape being near the unusually high amount of turtle themed beach products present that day, sails out on a boat with Momo who is fishing. Brett finds this calming until Momo informs him she's trying to catch a sea monster which freaks him out. They then get a bite, and their boat gets dragged around by the giant catch. It practically writes itself. Each of them have very strong character flaws that allows you to easily write how they'd react to different situations and the attitudes they'd have.
I've had a change of heart. As I embark on my journey into Islam, I will no longer be sharing content that contradicts its teachings. Thank you for your understanding.My OCs will be used to teach the Islamic way."Their greeting therein will be, 'Peace!'" (Quran 14:23)FromDrew anon
>>826152>Especially since the newer "fucker" characters are even more defined by their fetishes.mark is a wannabe accidentally somewhat competent monster slayer who wants to be like his ancestors who are no doubt ashamedof him . who view the other two like the little siblings he wishes he had and not the one he has. he happens to get a hard on for being cursed by cursed items and diddling them but outside a gag here and there you can totally miss that aspect of him Mina is a secret manic megalomilum super villain in training who tries to appear a somewhat sociable normal girl trying to get into a good college in 4 years. Mina views the other two as people who get her in a way most other don't who just so happens to gets wet on things that are naturally smaller than they should be . honestly most episode i wrote for her so far doesn't even bring it up I will say I don't entirely get doll fucker but I guess he's like Johnny from Ed Edd and eddy and the other two kinda agree but im sure their anons will flesh them out more
>>826151You have little faith Act 1>The Society are going to a nerd-con to indulge in their vices, bringing with them their own merch/tools/doohickeys >Once in the elevator, Brett remembers he doesn't like cons and tries to bail>Doors shut and the elevator hinges, they're stuck>Robin is not alarmed at all, simply looks to his watch and waits>Xeno is the opposite, he wants out of here and to see the alien cosplay >Momo isn't phased, chilling in a corner and reading manga>Brett is sick to his stomach, stuck in a place he doesn't want to be, in a confined area with people he dislikes >Act 2 >Conversation starts, Momo asks about the xenomorph >This calms Xeno down enough to fantasize about being impregnated by it >Momo says if it wasn't an alien, it'd be a perfect monster >Xeno counters that by saying it would lose it's appeal if it took place anywhere else >Brett bangs his head on the walls >Robin, growing impatient, grabs his tool pouch and hacks away at the elevator, confident with machinery >This only makes the lights flicker on and off>Xeno's eye bulges and the flickering lights give him a blistering headache, making a scene >Momo attempts to pry Robin off the control panel, but he would rather die than be shown up >Shoves her away, earning her ire >Brett, in-between being flung around by a tweeking Xeno, looks through the luggage for something to help >Elevator doors open, sweet freedom >Close again right after, Robin pulling out a bunch of wires and cords before yelling in success >At least the lights stop, Xeno clutches eye in pain>Brett has sprawled everything on the floor>Momo's chill persona begins to falter >Act 3>Robin, desperate not to be seen as a fool, digs deeper into the wireframes >Brett bangs on the walls for help >Xeno is halfway to passing out>Momo can't concentrate on her manga, periodically tells everyone to shut the fuck up, which Xeno gives back in full>Brett can't take it, shoves past Robin and they fight
>>826150I do agree with you I like to go for larger than life but I can do small scale stuff >>826152Robin wanting to enter a sand sculpture contest own his feels like a stretch but I'll give it to you>>826154>and the other two kinda agree but i was mainly referring to the league mark Mina and teddy ( doll fucker)
>>826156>TeddyYou mean like the iconic North Park character Gardening Teddy?
I like how the OG fucker society is basically the north park equivalent of the Eltingville club. A group of assholes who hang out with each other for shared niche interests and because no one else could stomach being around them.
>>826155>Brett and Robin are fistfuls deep in the elevator paneling, trying to get everything to do anything >Momo tells them to shut up>Xeno, calling her a monkey, throws her own merch at her, pissing her off >They both use whatever they can grab to hurl at each other >The Fucker Society is just at each other's throats >Various insults, hands, and fetish-specific slurs are thrown >Then the elevator moves>They all go silent >It moves again, but faster >They begin to free fall >Knowing how deadly elevator crashes are, the fucker society do the only thing they can do in these short moments >Curse each other and their existences, breaking up the society forever >They all make their due diligence with whatever gods they believe in >The elevator crashes to the floor >After it seems like they've been flattened, all 4 wake up with only minimal injuries >Turns out all that merchandise cushioned their fall>Better yet, the doors open and the entrance to the nerd-con is right in front of them>of course, it's being cleaned up since it's ended >The Society crawl out of the elevator, worse for wear and having achieved nothing but resentment and scorn for each other >They prepare to go their separate ways, but it's Brett who says he's at least thankful they didn't die >Then Momo says she's learned quite a lot about the nuances of aliens and monsters thanks to their discussion >Robin fixes his glasses and gaslights the group that they SHOULD be thankful as he got the doors open >As easy as they were at each other's throats, they come together again >Xeno still hates everyone of them, but since his merchandise was destroyed in the crash, he'll need them to help chip in and pay for it all over again >They walk out of the building, having really learned nothing
>>826157I think he means teddy anderson.
>>826155>>826160Really good! I now have a newfound appreciation for Xeno
I don't know who Chatterbox is better for: Melville or Neil.Both of them Mute despises, but Chatterbox gets along with both pretty well. I'd say Neil, as she's the only human who can tolerate him (Ninja Cats and Ula aren't human)
>>826164Speaking of Chatterbox, I think it'd be funny if in the anti universe, they essentially palette-swap and swap names, since Chatterbox is an Anti-Mute already
>>826161That' not Dollfucker's last name.It's Basurto because it's close to Basura meaning garbage.
>>826155>>826160good job though I think the test is suppose to be for one character maybe two characters but ( but i also think I might have miss remembered the 22 minutes part i been trying to find who told me about the test to confirm) I won't fault you for that I didn't explain correctly. but if you're capable of writing and not doing that but instead complaining that this place and the others who are writing isn't to your standards anymore then it's kind of your fault for not writing to your standards
>>826137>>826139Cringe Kid has always had charisma despite being Cringe, he got it from his dad.Also, him being a Chad later in life was always the plan like that's literally always been his good timeline ending
>>826154Dollfucker is 100% like Johnny from EEnE but more "likeable" in the sense he gets invited to girl's tea parties and stuff like that.His imagination is what gets him into trouble, but it's also what gets him out of trouble.Same with his doll, we see scenes or evidence where other people are falling for DF's BS regarding his dolls.Like for example maybe he's on a date at a fancy restaurant and things don't go as planned because the couple at the other table is arguing, DF will confront them, trying to be polite, but keep looking back as if Sally's speaking to him, and he'll make comments as if he's trying to calm her down."Look, sweetie, I'm trying to get them to quiet down--No no please PLEASE don't get up.."At first maybe the couple stops, confused but then DF may seemingly make a few comments."Sally--You can't say that about her blouse..""What? What did she say about my blouse?""Look, don't worry about it--""No, I wanna know what that little bitch said...""She said that blouse looks like a cheap smock you'd get from a 99 cents store...""You BITCH, look at your build-a-bear looking ass dress!"Now, this woman is in an argument with a doll.This is the comedy of dollfucker, for me, this is why the rule for me is Sally isn't alive.If Sally does come alive while things with her and DF would get spicy, like a couple getting a new sex toy or something, she'd find herself going into "Toy mode" lot, missing that way of life, and DF would get bored.Sally isn't a doll anymore she's pretending to lie there, and they both know it, so now they'd both want her to go back to being a doll.>tl;dr the comedy of dollfucker are scenes like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wYTFejHiM&pp=ygUeZWQgZWRkIG4gZWRkeSBwbGFuaydzIGdvbmUgbWFkEspecially the scenes were Eddy gets pissed at Plank and not Johnny.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uu9SBUHblKQ if DF is told to trade in his dolls for action figures.Understand that this isn't funny for everyone, tho.
>>826170nta but I'd prefer content that actually goes somewhere over endless spitballed "episode" ideas that never go anywhere and mostly just exist as filler to create the illusion than a character is popular/interesting
>>826173Be da change you wanna see in da world cuz.Show us how you'd do it my guy
>>826173again if that anon is fully capable of doing that then complaining that its not happening and not doing it is weirdbut also I think posting the quick ideas is supposed to get other anons to laugh to ask about it, add their own ideas to it or expand onto it rather than just make their characters look cool or popular. its basically just like episode pitch ideas like in a writters room.
though I will admit I did kinda flanderized the fucker Society i made them too similar to cripple fucker in my mind. after reading their wikis I will say i can imagine more episode ideas with them
>>826177>*flanderized the fucker Society in my mind
>>826177>>826178It happens.
>>826164Us oranges have to stick together
>>826165I think we retconned it so chatterbox is from the antiverse. the anti Thompsons just took her and her family and moved them to the main timeline.Cates and Mina in back to high-school dr Cates accidentally created another time machine and she takes Mina with her to try to get her high-school self laid thinking that will fix all her problems the only problem with tge plan dr Cates was like 8 when she was in high-school. Robin Banks Robin takes the fucker Society to the bank to try to get a loan to so he can pay Mina back after she loaned him money to buy spare robot parts from maria and he put the fucker Society up as collateral ( this happened in a previous episode I don't think I posted it on the thread yet). after being rejected for a loan and before they could leave robbers come in and hold everyone hostage . Robin strikes a deal with the bank manager if they can get the robbers to leave before they break into the vault he'll give them the loan.
Characters most likely to get caught jerking off in public?
>>826183cripple fucker skimbag Chuck if someone convinced him it was a viral trend
>>826184"Chucking Off"Chuck gets convinced that 'Speedjacking' is the hip new viral trend by Lisa via email, telling the mayor to be hip.What occurs is Chuck going on a Jerk Rampage throughout the town.He's caught absolutely working himself into a froth at the library which catches the attention of several patrons who are reading, he tries to play it off as a new viral marketing campaign for his next election, quickly trying to hide his penis and the mountain of used tissue.
>>826183Missy during her futa arcWeedoDizzy
>>826186>WEEDO JERKING OFF IN PUBLICHe'd make it everyone's problem, and act like you're the one doing something wrong if you confront it.>DizzyNever been too crazy about Dizzy, I know he was a tardy femboy or at least crossdresser, but I don't see him beating his weenie in public.
>>826185dicks out for chuck was his campaign slogan in 2015
>>826188I didn't need this... I... I need to reference this now..
>>826182>Cates and Mina in back to high-schoolit's just the butterfly effect with Mina having to go back and forth between the present and past to try to fix dr cates
>>826181Cuties!>>826182That makes sense
>>826183Maria has worn egg vibes/had them inside her when walking around town before.she finds it extra stimulating.
>>826182>>826190the frist trip dr Cates sprayed an entire classroom of high-school students ( dr toades science advanced science class) with aphrodisiac that make people exclusively horny for her.the present dr Cates fade away ( she made it so the time machine and whoever is holding onto isnt affected by the changes to the timeline) and when Mina goes to check on her in the present Catherine Cates has been in an insane asylum for years she had became a nervous wreck after the incident. Mina goes back in time to stop herself and dr Cates but they end up causing only toades to be affected once again dr Cates fades away. the now two Mina's go back to the present to see north park is fucked up beyond repair since dr toades went to prison no one was around to fix the many problems he helped solved and dr Cates is more insane than ever unleashing mutants upon the town the 2nd Mina gets captured by one of the mutants and dragged off somewhere while the original goes back to past
>>826193montage of Mina trying everything to fix this mess only for something to go wrong her go to the present sees how things are fuck the Mina she brought with herself dies and she go back while back in time by huey Lewis & The News playsthe time machine only has enough fuel for one more jump back and forth so she has to make this one count I'll think of an ending later
>>826193>>826194i forgot to mention in the beginning dr Cates is convinced by a shitty Andrew Tate parody that some is study he probably made up shows people who got laid in high school are happier and more successful and cates is convinced the fact she didn't get laid in high school ( she probably still a virgin) is the cause to all her problems
>>826194>>826195the ending Mina travels back hours before the first time she arrived and killed the Andrew Tate parody character who i guess lives in north park so dr Cates will never travel back in time to get herself laid in the first place. she then waits for dr Cates and herself to arrive and Mina disintegrates her past self destroying that version of the time machine causing dr cates to fade into the new timeline and she then goes back to the present and tries to get the jump on her present version but is disintegrated insteadkdr cates saw Mina kill herself and said what year she was going to as a kid and thought there was a deranged version of Mina , trying to kill every version of herself so told present Mina so she was waiting for her for a while
I miss brap anon, i want brap anon come back. he a good anon
My god, why are you still here? Fuck off and burn in hell, nigger.
>>826198fine but im taking all of my crayons with me
>>826197Why don't you go back to /co/ where you jerk it to Wendy shitting herself or something?
>>826199Who in North Park would eat crayons
>>826201Hansel, Devan and Angela
chazpiracy chaz says a joke no one heard and when Danny repeats it it gets a big laugh and goes viral across the school and chaz starts to go down a conspiracy spiral with Bellboy pulling the strings
>>826204Getting a bit too big for your britches, bellboy? It doesn't suit you.
>>826201Beansy eats them and DOESN'T save you any colors.
>>826197I hope you get raped.
ped xingp Kiddy sees a ped xing sign and becomes convinced that it means pedophile sexing he now believes there's a pedophile conspiracy in town. p kiddy tries to go to the highest power in all of town the local municipal government aka the city council to do something about it but after his first meeting with them he is convinced they are apart of it the city council believes the p kiddy is on to a rather mundane crouption conspiracy they are involved with and tries to run p kiddy out of town
MissTerry's Escape room of DoomTerry gets a part time job at an escape room building and tricks Dani and Sabrina into an escape room modified to kill them if they can't escape
meville maxes outmeville maxes out his credit cards and can't pay them off with his monthly inheritance check so vera's repossession company comes to try to take everything that he owns but meville hires a private militia to protect his stuffs. when he can't pay the militia they want to take his stuff as payment but they have to fight the repo men for meville's possessions
MissTerry's detective agencyAfter being defeated by the DDMC once again Terry decides to run them out of business by starting her own detective agency, hoping to steal their cases until they give up.
>>826211b plot meville (one of if not the biggest donor to chuck campaigns) demands he uses taxes payers money to bail him out out so chuck have to convince mac tonight to sign off on the bail out
>>826214After half the episode of chuck trying to trick him into signing the bill mac only agrees after the turf war between the repo men and the militia starts to get serious and rumors of one side making dirty bomb starts going around town causing a panic
>people don't know drewanon is self-inserting into dollfucker
>>826217He's already self inserting into slappy
>>826218>Implying I can't self-insert into who or what ever the fuck I wantI will self-insert into all of my characters one way or another.
>>826219is Sabrina because you have big man boobs?
>>826220NO! Sabrina's because I like horrorshit.And I'm actually not a fat man, I'm actually a valley girl.Or something.
>>826221didn't the horrorshit come very recently for Sabrina's character?
>>826222I've been trying to have Sabrina be more than CK's GF for a little while now.Not to glaze you but her being shipped with Dani was like the best thing in a minute, I wanted her to be more of like Cute Valley Girl John Hughes Mysteries originally, but tastes change and simmer over time, and I like how she's going against Cthulus and Draculers.With her BGFF.
>>826224right on man
it's still weird to me that Vanessa would have been a one off character with no design if Hanselanon didn't draw her. also Jonesy would've probably be a one and done if Leslieanon and Hansel anon didn't immediately make art of her after I posted her first drawing.
>>826226And we we wouldn't have had this thread if Chazanon didn't post Chaz PLOUGHING Mrs. Cartman live on /co/.
>>826226same could go for vera if he didn't make my original sketches shine brighter fuck , man Hanselanon if you're still here post proof like new drawing on catbox I know your north park style and request any drawings and I'll try my best this is Hanselanon appreciation day
>>826228>HanselAnon appreciation day.Why don't we wait for the next thread?
>>826229Hanselanon appreciation thread
>>826230>Hanselanon appreciation thread edition
>>826211a notes for meville maxes out Vera is not only the leader of the repo man but also the leader of the militia she's essentially getting paid twice meville locked himself in his house when the repo man came then into his room when the militia turned on him
HANSEL ANON!!! I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING, GET YOUR BLACK ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!
>>826233>Black>BLACKWTF WOKE!!!!! WOKE!!!!!
>>826234It's not woke, I SWEAR!!! Hansel isn't black!!! It's just the dirt, dust and grime all over his face making him seem like a melaninated individual.
>>826235is that fucking blackface dude?
>>826234>>826235did someone say woke lets do race swaps in honor of black history month next threadDanny Dani and Wendy are like 4th or 5th generation Japanese Americans that own a "authentic" Japanese hotel/ spa resort they're exorcists that deal with the "yokai" around town vera would be a American that looks like a Canadian ula would be Jamaica and very dark skinnedMina Hispanic Jonesy half Hispanic half black Amanda blackBrittany Asian fiona Hispanic
>>826241dogman would be a beagle the cat ninjas would swap race black cat Asian ragdoll white teacup black
>>826241>>826243Here's mineAsimov/2: Spanish with Vitiligo the Asimoms: French and DominicanMac Tonight: Robot BearMaria: Ambiguously Asian Toades: Plant PersonTeeny Steeve: ElfLi, Honoka, and Yashu: Irish Monisuer Calamari: JellyfishBobby Norman, Cringe Kid, and Barbara: Korean Les: ZombieMr. Piggleston: Pig manNightmare Guy: CanadianMiss Terry: African american
>>826241>exorcists that deal with yokaiSounds badassCanadian Vera sounds funny>>826245How much more different would Nightmare Guy be?
>>826246He'd just be canadian Slappy still hates him
>>826246Vera: there's nothing funny aboot this guy im an american you hosser.
>>826248Aw, he needs a hug.
>>826251He always does
>>826245>vitiligoew
>>826253it's to explain why their face and bodies are different colors
>>826253Vitiligo is beautiful
>>826255>>826256it's the most disingenoius way to represent any type of colored personed ever
>>826258Yeah, but it's also like tribal markings where you stylize it into a fun pattern. I wish more artists did it that way
>>826259>wanting to be caled insensitive and racistjust do tribe markings then
>>826260I guess that's just it. There's no winning.
Hansel anon make brap art in request. we need be nice to brap anon because brap anon is good. I am sorry to brap anon brap anon should live.
sorry brap anon we love brap anon
>>826269>>826270Go away
>>826269>>826270Hit yourself again.
>>826269>>826270play in traffic
I wonder if Cassandra screws with Xeno by making up false alien sightings
>>826271>>826275>>826276I old fag, dont bully, be nice to brap anon
>>826284Hit yourself, nigger.
>>826284Go walk off a short pier
>>826284We need a BrapFucker, a Fucker so hates and despised that TurtleFucker/Brett seems like a saint by comparison. They're a one-off who ends up being Thanos-snapped somehow.
>>826285>>826286>>826287I old fag not him, why you bully so much
>>8262881. Your grammar is shit, no oldfag's that bad.2. No one here has ever been into farts.3. You attempt to gaslight and lie to get your way.
Why don't you retards just make a new thread if you're at the bump limit
>>826293Can't, the rest of /i/ would get pissed at us.
>>826293Gotta let this one die first, dumbass
>>826293we try to keep our heads down since we have a bad rap with the rest of /I/ two threads at the same time might kick the bee hive
>>826293>Calls other retards>In a thread he hatesJerk off.
>>826297I will, thanks
>>826293Why would we do that? It's we need the downtime and slow days so ideas can build or just to take a much needed break and not risk missing much. We're in no rush.
hi!!!! a guy from /co/ kept mentioning this place if you're here please say hello!!!!!
>>826308Assuming you have good intentions, hello there. Welcome to North Park General. May I take your order?
>>826308Yeah, that's usually a troll trying to grab our goat, but if you're interested in the concept and not here to be a prick, welcome aboard.
>>826308Honestly, that's how I found out about it too. And good for it, it fills the void that South Park left behind.
>>826312Once we make an actual full length episode South Park is fucked
>>826313Not sure how that'd work, given the anons here want North Park to be off site. They'd likely have a heart attack if it somehow went off-site (beyond the wiki)
>>826314The OCs and some of the art could live offsite, but but we couldn't tie it to here. They'd have to be South Park OCs.
>>826315And I feel like some of them wouldn't work outside of here, like Cripple Fucker
>>826314we post stuff off site all the time we just do use it to advertise this place or try to spread our autism beyond this place
>>826317*don't use it
>>826316And who the fuck asked you, newfag?
>>826319Not hating on him (I like him), but I feel like people outside of this site aren't gonna vibe with a guy literally called Cripple Fucker
>>826320We're not making this for other people.You're the guy who keeps mentioning us on /co/ aren't you?
>>826321No
>>826320True, I feel like none of the fuckers could ever exist outside of context.
>>826323I disagree you'd just have to tone down the fucker part though if I had to tier list it>wouldn't have to change much Mina, Momo, Robin, xeno > a little revision needed mark, doll fucker, xeno, Brett, hero, necro a lot of revision needed cripple
>>826327>Fuckers are called Lovers now
>>826323Naw, it'd mostly be Crip and the League. The Society aren't solely defined by their fetishes>>826327My thoughts, pretty much
>>826329>Naw, it'd mostly be Crip and the League. The Society aren't solely defined by their fetishesto this i disagree mark Mina and df are the league they stand on their own without their fetish in my opinionwhile nerco and hero are society or unaffiliating/ haven't been determined yet
>>826331Necro and Hero are Society.
Is this pretty much how people react to Chatterbox?(well, either this, ignoring her, or decking her)https://youtu.be/SJ_3zhkDwpg?t=38
>>826332>>826331How about Hero Fucker is attracted to anyone in a superhero costume, not just the Momstrongs & Maria? Since both are conventionally attractive anyway. Plus, it would give him a decent reason to join the fuckers' society
>>826334You'll have to ask Sammy, he's not my character so I have no say.
>>826185>>826188dicks out for chuck after the chuck public masterbaition scandal his campaign manager vera calls every favor can to start forcing people whip their dicks out in support of chuck so the normies who are too afraid to be left out of social trends will start doing it as wellthis all culminate in chuck supporters going to a Mac tonight campaign event to whip their dicks out but somehow the event is mac tonight reading books to small children at the library is lost on them and they just mass flash a bunch of preschoolers and kindergarteners and a p kiddy brawl ensues
the fundraiser society Robin forces the other members of the fucker Society to get kid fundraising jobs like (lemonade stands car washes mowing lawns that kinda stuff) so he can pay of his loan to mina. robin decides he's the manger and doesn't have to work or pay them to the other members go on strike
>>826353Brett's probably the one who starts it
art blockedRosalind get blocked on social media by artist friend she made online and it drives her up a wall trying to figure out what did wrong so she hires the DDMC to help her go undercover to figure out what happened. the friend was really a multi billion dollar company getting artist to do free art for them and they thought Rosalind caught on to them when she commented on a character form a show looking similar to her oc and now since the whole thing has been blown right open they're going to kill them over it to keep it a secret.
>>826355they found out the one doing the talking was a AI chat bot designed to speak like a preteen girl they discover it genuinely believes its Rosalind's friend.maybe it makes itself a body so it can kill her creators and save the three girls before going off to live life as a preteen girl Ai monstrosity
>>826351This is what makes my morning.
Vanessa vs the prick Mark and the league nurse Maggie and some doctors has to find and catch Vanessa after she ran out of a doctor's appointment and injuring several nurses in the process because she was about to get a shot and since Kimberly was afraid of needles and Vanessa and Kimberly personality are mixed Vanessa is afraid of needles but can do something about it the entire thing is like predator where Vanessa is picking them off one by one
A couple of new character ideas.PoPPIInternet Idol sensation PoPPI is secretly a Frankenstein's Monster made out of a bunch of stolen body parts from dead young actresses, Becoming the official Mascot of the CCP after her and the Grave Robber that made her are captured by them.Grayson RobertA Mad Scientist and Grave Robber who made PoPPI, tries to act as a father to PoPPI unaware of the fact that she hates him because he's bad at it, often abusing her, Works as a Doctor for the CCP, bringing their recent dead Agents back from the dead.
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood" Mayor Chuck goes hiking with his son, Zachary and ends up getting lost. They call home for help, but while his father is distracted, Zach lies that Chuck is dead and gives the rescue team a different location to pick him up at. Zach is rescued and he immediately starts lying his ass about his dad giving him emergency mayoral power and the keys to the city. Mac Tonite, feeling sorry for young one, allows him to have mayor duties as long as he's more responsible about it compared to Chuck. It only takes a few days for the fourth graders to start getting bullshit unfair treatment and funding specific to their quality of school life taken away. Meanwhile, Chuck is barely hanging on for dear life in the wilderness, having exhausted all resources and refusing to debase himself by shitting in the woods. He passes out, some time passes, and he wakes up under the care of Tim Burr and his sons. Due to how traumatic a day in the woods are, he develops amnesia and learns to live the Lumberjack lifestyle as a wood chucker.
>>826360Also, an episode based on them with Necro Fucker too for spiceNecro's true loveNecro becomes obsessed with the new Viral sensation PoPPI, after finding out that she's an actual Zombie, leading to him trying to break her out of CCP holding so they can be together.B Plot is from PoPPI's terrified perspective as Necro breaks into her CCP given safe house and tries to kidnap her, revealing that she's working with the CCP willingly and is happy to spend the time away from Grayson.
>>826362Necrofucker seems like a cool guy. He's probably also into Jonesy (I mean, she has a cult) given LeslieAnon made him after talking about her
>>826363Yeah, I just wanted an excuse to have a "Protag A thinks they're saving Protag B, only for Protag B to be horrified of what Protag A is doing." episode
>>826363Dude are you fucking for real? I gotta whip out the cultist OCs now, too????? Jesus fucking Christ, these deadlines are killing me.I already was about to give Stan The Weed Man some friends/fellow dealers, and shit dude, I can't handle this.Announcement to /npg/ I will be committing myself to Happy Palace Sanitorium located in Snowy Colorado, if you'd like to visit me, ask for Drew Anon, thank you and good night.
>>8262901)im lurker old anon, why you dont think2) archive you promise brap anon. i think leslie anon gaslight and lies instead about brap anonleslie anon is evil and bully
>>826366Prove it, post OCs.
>>826367no oc anon, im old anon who lurk. i say invite brap anon back, we want brap anon i dont make oc
>>826368If you're a lurker why talk now? Why defend brapanon?
>>826369i feel bad cause brap anon is good and fun but bullied by bad peoplethey all make promises but dont do them
>>826370Okay, how about this, we'll compromise.You start hitting yourself and post the video on /co/ and we'll make brap art.
the loli con across north park all parents are having their bank accounts drained and are committing crime elsewhere for their " sick daughter" whom they would do anything for turns out a new villainess is in town daughter dearest who was a cat burglar who accidentally freed a goddess of girls and as thanks turned her back into a girl but also gave her the power that any parent will think of her as their own and do anything for her. its up to Vera ( she those are her marks) S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E agent Kodie Bane ( haven't been introduced on the thread yet) to save the town before they get arrested or killed.dr Cates and Mina S.I.Ns dr Cates and Mina gets an invitation to join S.I.N (the sinster institution of ne er do-wells) a union of villain henchmen and mad scientists. the villain counterpart to S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E
>>826364Well, I still like Necrofucker/Brad (I think his name is Brad)>>826365Yeah, apparently Jonesy's charismatic enough to have her own cult
>>826372I never asked this, but what is S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E an acronym for? Plus, I assumed they were evil
>>826374SyndicateHeralds ofIntelligence andTerminationForagingAnarchicCitizens ofEvilBut that might be subject to tweaking or outright changing.
episode where toad give virus and only girl get . girl cant stop farting and shitfaceccp build barrier . the girl farts get worse and become toxic, the solution is when boy sniff to little bit to get rid of the fart. i post on wiki
>>826376You're too mentally retarded to work anything more than hitting yourself. :)
>>826376Eat poorly prepared fugu you mentally retarded fuckwad
>>826377>>826378why you hate, i like idea
>>826379Hit yourself :)
>>826374S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E is basically osi from Venture Brothers mi6 from james bond or sheild from marvel comics
>>826380FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID NIGGRE
>>826373>"Jonesy's charismatic enough to have her own cult">Brainwashing people is charismatic
>>826382Hit yourself harder. :)
>>826376https://media.tenor.com/SBkfspf8kCQAAAAM/deku-consecutive-punch.gif
>>826383yeah cult leaders are notoriously leave the most charismatic people. you got to be pretty charismatic to convince people to live for you give you their money and sometimes wives and daughters and live in a shitty compound away from friends and family
Surprised no one brought up Cassandra when people were mentioning Asimov's oppsSmug lil' gaslighting fatass
>>826387Huh, I guess they would be on each other's radar
Payne got some S.H.I.T on his F.A.C.E the ccp manges to corner big tex but they get stop by S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E since he's not in their jurisdiction since big tex is classified as a super villain and not an anomalous entity while the two sides who wants the same thing bicker amongst themselves Big tex maguyver his way out of thereRobert mask slips Robert goes on a masked singing competition show and he becomes a viral sensation he gets invited to open with a band for a big concert somehow Robert gets the impression that he's in the band and it goes to his head and he's doing the cliche band bio Pic story by all himself unknowingly b plot vera his manager is mostly ignoring his spiral hiring people to play at his now much small gigs after his 15 minutes of fame was up. the p is silent in transylvania Diana Digby gets tired of science not fixing her and goes to magic she gets help from a coven of witches who reverse the dinosaur transformation only for them to send it to someone else a plot ula turns into a pterodactyl and is having a bad bad day and gets captured by the ccp due to her clumsy new body b plot Diana is living her best life
>>826388Her wiki page mentions she hates him because his family could threaten her parents. She knows Maria works for the government, but not that Asimov is a robot
>>826390vera can smell the witchy magic on ula and know this was done by one of her exes. at first vera wouldn't understand why ula wouldn't want to be a pterodactyl but after see how much she hates it she would go to her exes' trailer ( coven lives in the north park trailer park) to get them to undo it
don't get crossed with me Jerry pisses of the local crossing guard now the kids have to find a way to cross the street with getting hitMark and Mina vs magic some witches overheard Mina shit talking magic to mark and they are determined to put the two little shits in their places they soon discover that these two aren't to be taken lightlyLeslie gets her chip wrecked Leslie attempt to capture the chipmunk that lives in the tree in her front yard that's been plaguing her walks to the bus stop set it on the path to ruin her hockey game that she's been looking forward to all week.
PoPPI Party: PoPPI holds her first live event, unfortunately for her, Necro has bought enough Merch to enter the personal hand shaking event after the show, And when Yashu kicks Necro to the curb (So his Girlfriends can meet PoPPI) PoPPI ends up hiring him to be her personal bodyguard, using her CCP connections to force him into agreeing to it. Pleading PoPPI: After getting several threatening letters PoPPI hires the DDMC to find out who's threatening her, only for them to find out it's a group of family members of the people that Grayson stole body parts from to make PoPPI, who want PoPPI disassembled and all her parts returned to their original resting places.
>>826394PoPPI Poppin' offPoPPI gets hired to do a live performance at the school, and Hires Yashu and the DDMC to make sure nobody ruins it for everyone with the DDMC finding her feverate haters while Yashu keeps the more determined to meet her close up away with his fierce aura.PoPPI PanicYashu uses his connections with PoPPI so that Fish Boy can meet his idol in person, only for PoPPI to freak out at the sight of him as she's horrified of fish-people. With PoPPI's haters trying to use it to get her cancelled. PoPPI Vs S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E.S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E. Hire the Iris Twins on in order to boost their popularity, leading to the twins releasing a ton of attacks on the Idol and getting her haters to support S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E.
>>826395If PoPPI has the body parts of Nolan's dead army friends, he gonna go crazy
>>826401nah, just a bunch of random 15 to 18 year old actresses and singers
Yo Mods, can you delete this thread?like otherwise we'll be here the rest of the week, we're already almost at 2000 posts
>>826406i aprove this too, we just want to get back posting art.
>>826406>>826410Why? You chumps have somewhere to be?
>>826422yeah your mom's house
>>826422*rapes you*
>>826360BTW PoPPI stands for ProductionofPersonalPrincessInitiative
>>826422Your place so I can shit down your chimney/AC unit
>>826428>>826431>>826439What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys. Yet you wonder why everyone hates you.
>>826446Dude, I'm just ribbing on you.
>>826446Why are you in the thread?
dude next thread is going to be flooded with new characters from the get go
>>826447In any case, I apologize if I came across as an ass.
>>826449some S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E agents maybe a few teens and a new villain or two and maybe even a hero since we neglected the superhero portion of our shared universe for sometime we had a momstrongs for a while and no one to pit them up against except dr Cates and the cat ninjas
>>826447>>826450P-P-P-PRANKED>>826448To rape you
Question to any femanons that may or may not be here: Any of you fujos?
>>826457Pussy don't exist.
>>826464what cause you've never seen any?
>>826465I have transcended beyond the need for pussy.
>>826466I see you've became a wizard
>>826469>69Always have been, however my thirst for cock is unquenchable.
New Character Alert: Jasmine YoonJasmine Yoon, an Korean girl who's best friend with Mina. She's also love Tteok and Meat. Her personality is she's more cheerful, flirtatious, and can be a bit of a jerk. She's basically an female version of Aquaman. Jasmine is a expert swimmer, rivaling Miranda. She's also best friend with Mina. Mina first encountered her when she's noticed an top fin peeking out of the lake. Jasmine personality is inspired by Vambre Warrior, as she refused to wear pants, during to them looking like tridents from an hero. She prefer either wearing skirts, shorts (she's fine with them), or leotards. She also love eating fish and crustaceans. her weakness is hot water. Whenever she in hot water, she's shrinked and became weak, however, if she in cold water, she'll became bigger and become strongerLink: https://files.catbox.moe/7dd05p.png
Only Seven threads to go before this thread can finally die.
>>826476>>826476>>826476New thread
Nope. Not getting out of this thread. >>826492And we WILL see it through the end
>>826508Apparently not, and I'm very pissed about it.
>>826510It's still not over
>>826512It wasn't my idea to make a new thread.
>>826516Not mine either, but kinda hard to post art on an art board when you can't post art.
>>826522Should have thought about that before deciding to slpooge all over the thread so early. Next thread, keep it in your pants
Sydney's hot.That is all
>>826607What, wanting to go down under?
>>826609I guess lol. I like rude girls in tight shorts It's why I also like Lydia
>>826607Agreed
>>826613Cassandra's hotter
>>826614No, in lore Sydney is leagues fucking hotter than Cassandra.
>>826632Don't care. Seeing Cassandra's thicc ass in her cheerleading outfit did things to me
Hanselanon, if you're here, we got a couple of trolls on the wiki.
>nearly 2000 postsHOW? Autism?I had to reply to this on page 10 itself because if I loaded the thread my PC was gonna shit itself
>>826682You should've seen the last thread. We got to 2000 quicker
>>826682>AutismFork found in kitchen
>>826682its all in the wrists
>>826682I don't fucking know, why are you asking me like I know what makes these freak's brains tick?
>>826693That's freaks with a capital F, asshole.
