Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Holiday's EditionPrevious thread:https://archived.moe/i/thread/813779Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki
I'm sorry for the bump off just didn't want brapfag to make the thread little irritating we have to worry about this nowBut on the bright side we can post images directly to the thread again
Jonesy OPJonesy thread
>>822479Good morning guys
>>822483Coincidentally I just drew this
Ok, I Made some promises to Everyone. Here I hope you enjoy it
>>822490vera: most realistic depiction of Leslie though it's quite generous in her body size
>>822490>AngelaUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>822490I do enjoy it, thx!
Maids need more content
>>822521Are they the North Park equivalent of Raisins? 'Cause I saw Asimov crossdressing dressed as a Raisins girl, so I'm confused
>>822490Can you post the smaller version showing off the room it is in? There's going to be unironic faggots calling it AI slop despite it not looking anything like the usual styles and models.
>>822523asimov is secret gay
>>822523Yes, the cross dressing was prior to Raisins being kicked out of town.
>>822531it was only there for one day some jerk called p Kiddy to get out of a bill
>>822532>>822531Well, I think Dani should work there
>>822523That was before the maid cafe was a thing
>>822534Oh, alright.
>>822521I like the idea that none of them are Japanese and they all just use Japanese names when they're on the clock.>>822525ha, you wish
Episode dirty cheater dancingChaz realizes his mom goes out once a week and he finds out she's been cheating on him with another boy particularly Fredrich the vampire apparently those two attends a mother and son dance thing she knows Chaz isn't interested she wants to attend and fredrich wants to attend as well and she believes this boy is an orphan at least that's what he tells her so why not Chaz wants to get back at her by winning the competition with vera whose totally miffed at Fredrich because a few of her schemes were ruined by his absence
>"Huh, a lot of people being shrunk these past few days... Which is weird considering it's only been 15 hours and only one other person's been shrunk."
>>822546PUT HER IN A JAR!
Episode Bad to the Clone In an attempt to differentiate herself from Danny Dani tries to have a bad girl phase what the help of them third grade girl
>>822548They go to war with Lydia's gang and win Lydia and her Gang has to be good girls now in order to keep the social balance of the school intact
>>822548Eh, I don't really care for Dani.she was made to fulfill a ship and couldn't even do that right
>>822550Well sucks for you
>>822550She was made to be a ship for cringe kid end up stealing his girl Fucking based
>>822552fucking lame is more like it.also Sabrina/CK sucked, no one liked it.but hey at least they can be sucky characters together.
>>822549Wait, what happens to Posie? Is she a bad girl now?
>>822556She realizes her Niche has been filled and she takes someone else's niche like hermit crabs changing shells and this just keep going down the line creating chaos across the North Park Elementary
>>822557So the entire social structure of North Park gets altered as people take each other's niches? Nice!
>>822550sorry asimovanon, not really
>>822559somehow Vera ended up as the milf lover, Hansel as the lead jock, and Drew the leader of the cripples which are now entirely comprised of non cripples
>>822553>No one liked itWhy was it pushed so hard?But yeah it was a garbage ship.>>822561>Drew is the leader of the cripplesFucking WHAT this is so kekworthy to me, I need to know how!When???
>>822560that wasn't me tho?
>>822562>Why was it pushed so hard?I think the artist just found the ship funny?CK was always portrayed as oblivious to it tho so can it even be called a ship?
>>822561How would Drew even rule over them?
>>822567like an angry god
>>822567being gay
>>822568>>822569Ok, but who would join her? Cindy, Mute, Mineral?
Rather active tonight, wave of new people?
>>822571All me.
>>822571I mean, I'm always here.
>>822571It's just first page fresh air and new thread smell, now that we have all the time in the world to relax and post frequently, we're getting it all out like a nice relaxing piss in a gas station restroom
>>822574Linus is such a cinnamon roll
>>822561your mom's pov of Vera hitting on them
I feel like Butters would get along better with Linus than Posie. Not saying he wouldn't like Posie, but he'd relate to Linus more
>>822589wait, do North Park cross over with South Park?
>>822590Well, someone drew Posie kissing Butters & Bebe holding Posie at gunpoint. Plus, North Park and South Park exist in the same universe. Think of it like Family Guy and American Dad
What if The Stretch Momstrongs visit the mothers of South Park?
>>822594Sheila hates how perverted they are and prefers they keep it behind closed doors.Carol doesn't careLiane joins themSharon considers cheating
>>822562Nancy stole her pretending everything is a TV show niche after Zach took over the morning announcements and is using it to spread cruel rumors about the students so beansy ( who is now in Jonesy position) suggested she be the leader of the cripples after Rolf advocated the role once all the cripples had been replaced
>>822577she a generous lover especially during that time of the month how could your dad possibly compete
>>822575Linus is such a DORK
>>822600He gave up his hate boner for able bodied? This doesn't look all that bad>>822604This whole social thing lasts like a week, right?
>>822606Shut up, LydiaAnyway, I feel like Butters would take Linus semi-seriously, given how naive he is. However, while he relates to Linus' feelings, he'd think his whole goth edgelord thing is faggy and tries getting him to channel that in different ways, like encouraging him to be a writer. He still respects Linus a lot.Think of it like Henrietta and her mom, except Butters isn't two-faced toward him.
>>822607>He gave up his hate boner for able bodied? This doesn't look all that badActually it's quite the opposite it's because of the cripples being replaced by the able-bodied is why he left>>822607>This whole social thing lasts like a week, right? yeah maybe like closer to 3-4 days
>>822609I wonder what Cripplefucker does now. I doubt anyone would wanna take his niche
>>822611Orthopedic Dialysis.
>>822612That seems infinitely healthier
Rate the characters by how much you want them to sit on your face
>>822622Mandy, Trishia, Asimoms & Jonesy would be up there. Maybe Evelene, tooJonesy, Vera and Ula are mid-tierJerry's a maybe
>>822623who's Evelene?
>>822624Leslie's mom. A pic of her ass was posted last thread
>>822623Jonesy is so nice you had to say it twice
>>822635That was a typo. Sorry, Jonesy, you're only mid-tierAlso, Lori needs a wiki page
>>822636Sounds like it was a Freudian slip you knew you wanted Jonesy's ass so bad you put her on the top spot and the middle spot cuz you wanted to tap it so bad
>>822638I mean, you can't exactly have her look at me like that and not expect me to say no...Also, add Lydia to that list
>>822641>>822636Jonesy: so I heard you like my ass,dweeb!
It seems we being lewd early.
>>822644To be fair it started at the second post
Episode Nancy News LiveAfter Nancy finally gets kicked out of morning announcements due to her a lack of journalistic ethics leading to various complaints and a lawsuit she has a psychotic snap and decides the world is her audience now and it's just narrating and commentating over everything that's happening to a fake audienceRobert and Curtis sets up an intervention for her with all her friends in attendance so just Danny, Asimov and pre ghost Jonesy but this makes her spiral even further if she's not going to report the news she's going to be in the news. she holds the fourth grade hostage at gunpoint In several hours long standoff with Gancy episode S.A.M I AMJonesy gets tired of everyone dogging on her so she goes on strike until they apologize and beg her to help them. everyone laughs her off until the Anti Thompsons unleashes S.A.M on them the Sinister Aggressive Malware ai virus on the Main Line universe it takes control of all Electronics including the robots and uses them to attack people across the town it even turns on it's creators Anti Danny and anti Wendy. meanwhile Jonesy is just chilling on a lawn chair waiting for them to ask her to take care of this she could do it in a second but the townsfolk are being stubborn about this they don't want to apologize they don't want to beg for her help but they will surely die without her
Asimov White and The 00110111 <VERTICALLY CHALLENGED>
>>822647based on this Episode Idea, Asimov gets lost in the woods and ends up communing with nature and becoming a druid, but his friends all get lost in the woods trying to find him and he has to give up the peace of his woodland grove to save them all from starving in the woods.
>>822649Asimov, after saving everyone from the woods: Okay I'm going back now.Everyone: NO!Asimov: Darn.Asimov Yearns to live in the woods with all the woodland critters.Sadly, society will not let him.
>>822647Cute!!!
Following the whole Anit character thing, Anti-Jerry would basically be Squim.Also, how horny is Anti-Wendy? Is it just for her alternate self or does it go deeper?
>>822656>how horny is Anti-Wendy? Is it just for her alternate self or does it go deeper?just her alternate self that bested her time and time again she pretty narcissistic and only wants to conquer (or be conquered by) the best.
>>822657>or be conquered bySo she switches up between making plans to have Normal Wendy be her bitch or to get dommed by her?
>>822658>So she switches up between making plans to have Normal Wendy be her bitch or to get dommed by her?no she always tries to win he's too proud to admit she wants to be conquer even by To herself. it's just when another one of her plans fails and she's once again on her hands and knees begging that her alternate universe counterpart doesn't kick her ass she wouldn't mind if Wendy just took and kept her and ravaged her from time to time of course she put up an act of protest but she be putty in her hands
>>822656Also Anti chaz is a innocent timid boy who gets lusted after by milfs including his Super Genius mother who is the science teacher of the North Park Academy
>>822661by Chazanon
>>822661>>822662So like early seasons Butters but a milf magnet. Cool
>>822622Georgina, Clancy's Angels, Beansy, Jonesy, Sabrina, Dani.... Uhhh... Leslie, and her mom, also Ula, I'm drawing a stupid pic of me and Ula that will hopefully get some chuckles.Everyone else shall perish.
episode Hansel 3d Hansel gets hooked up to a VR headset and Is forced to play doom for science he thinks a genuine demon apocalypse is happening and he's Earth's only hopehttps://youtu.be/KR64RBHaDdY?si=Jhciln7Vs9U_n7YY
>>822665Dr toads gave Hansel five bucks and the promise of cake if he did this experiment. so b plot Gretel is in his waiting room until the cat Ninja's break in to cause mischief and the Frog ninjas (I don't remember what they're actually called) tries to stop them but it's clear the cat girls don't take them seriously and just go around them which hurt their froggy feelings. when the cat ninjas are about to attack the pod Hansel is in Gretel gets in their way and they decide to destroy some other part of the lab. the Frog ninjas sees that and want Gretel to teach them how to be fierce like her
>>822666Toades weird friendship with the homeless kids despite his race usually hating them is oddly wholesome
>>822667I also think Gretel teaching the Frog ninjas could be sweet, too. I wanna hug Gretel, even though that could likely get me hospitalized
I can also see Dr. Toades teaches the Bird ronins on how to be dependent on other people. Like being selfless and helpful
Wait a goddamn minuteCats: LandFrogs: SeaBird: SkyDon't tell me there's a 4th space-themed trio
>>822680I mean laika the dog was the first animal to orbit the Earth so the dog boys samurais could be space themed
>>822681And Cerberus is the dog that guards the underworld so if you want to do hell as the 4th terrain they could work there too
>>822682So they're the 4th trio. You mentioned there were 4 trios (Cats, Frog, Birds) and I forgot to ask what the 4th one was.I think hell works, assuming they aren't aliens or something
>>822683There's dog boy Samurai's technically that the second after the cats
>>822684Oh, neat!Also, I don't think they should be spaced themed. I just saw the land-sea-sky thing. They'd be land to rival the cats
Jonesy in the Twitter meme sweater she want a poll between all my girls to see who would wear it so now she knows she's hot shit
I'll reward an episode idea I had from the previous threadepisode siblings day There's a big Festival in town for the annual Siblings Day Hansel and Gretel are partaking in the festivities which includes a DNA test to see how genetically similar you are to your sibling the two twins discover they're not related at all and Gretel is pretty inconsolably upset by this news she and she runs off and happens to meet up the Assassins used to run up with who take her back. Hansel is also upset and goes to Vera mainly to get free peanuts to drown his sorrows after telling her whats the matter she tells him that Gretel is totally her sister she tasted both of their bloods and they're definitely twins Vera then looks into the company behind the DNA test which happens to be also the same company Behind The Sibling Day Festival and it's a dummy Corp for the assassins this was all the ruse to get Gretel back.
>>822686>>822689* she won a poll and I'll rework an episode
"King Chicken"DDMC go to the Chicken Farm and find out Farmer Curry isn't exactly as he seems, the girls find a plot to expose the town to a special breed of 'Chicken Flu'.Farmer Curry becomes a recurring villain for the two from here-on out."Go! Go! Curry!"After having been foiled by the DDMC, Farmer Curry reveals he had escaped prison via hopscotch tournaments.He holds a soapbox derby and straps a bomb to almost each car.Think Speed, but with more kids and more Tim Curry."Moonlight Bay"DDMC try to solve the mystery of Moonlight Bay.Dani must confront her feelings for Sabrina.Sabrina contracts lycanthropy."The Mystery of Turtle Beach 2: The Legend of Saint Bernard"While at Turtle Beach for the second time, while playing in the sand the two find out about the mysterious Saint Bernard.Uh-oh! Dani forgets to dig out Sabrina, the whole episode consists of Sabrina just complaining, and asking for help, trying to wiggle out of the sandhole, that is until she finally gives up, Dani comes back and digs her out."The Mystery of Turtle Beach 2: Dead Men Don't Drive"We see Dani's perspective, she spends the entire episode at a bus stop, she's patient, humming songs to herself, sighing, and she finally remembers she forgot to dig out Sabrina.
season long arc the great north park blockade the government gets fed up with all the world ending threats and choas coming out of North Park so the military blocks it off from the rest of the world (even going as far as a sever it from the internet ) with a blockade anyone who tries to leave get shot dead. the town quickly devolved into anarchy but from the ashes a few faction formed as law the vamps and homeless Alliance( downtown and the school and parts sewers/ catacombs) Thompsons ( The Chateau and the surrounding forest remains in their ) the Frog men ( the residental area and forest outside the Thompson control and the parts of the Underground that the homeless and vampire Alliance don't control ). which side your ocs go to?
>>822711The Carey-Honkers go VHA.Sabrina goes Thompsons.Stan plays Triple-AgentBeansy has no sides and isn't even aware of the conflict.Baldy tries to flex on the Government.
>>822711The Yangs are probably with the Thompsons since the waters are near the woods and the frog people hate them for eating frog, Li fishes, Honoka cooks, and Yashu handles entertainment and manages the maid cafe girls working there now.Maria and the rest of the Asimov Family are probably working with/under the frog Men until Toades sneaks them out to the Vampires and Homeless.Teeny Steeve is the courier between the different factions thanks to being able to teleport through the walls.Bobby Norman and CK are probably also mostly neutral considering Bobby is still working pretty much all the jobs and no one wants him to stop working.Toades is working with the vamps and Homeless, sneaking families out to them, this is his paragon arc.
>>822689Sucks being Gretel. That's decent angst right there
>>822711Being under Frogman rule is akin to being under North Korea most people who were there or captured during the Takeover and whenever they leave usually through a mission the family's held hostage so that they will return and not betray themThe vamp homeless Alliance it's pretty decent ( outside of the occasional human sacrifice so the vampires can eat) mainly because Vera is being kept in check by Hansel and Ernest ( who was like the third pillar of leadership there) the Thompsons are mainly just a neutral faction they don't care about expansion just maintaining what they have they just continuing as normal but people who come to their Chateau stay for free and get free food as long as they help out
>>822711>>822716The season is Hansel Centric he's getting trained by the homeless knights for the final battle with the frogmen His trainer is basically just a homeless Yoda hanselanon if you have any ideas on how would Hansel handle this or any neat ideas for this do shareThe entire Arc the leader of the frogmen keeps talking about some mysterious benefactor who told them about this town being up for grabs weeks before the blockade turns out it's the anti- Thompsons whose who's been blackmailing the government into setting up a blockade so they my begin their conquest of the main timeline here after toades leaves they give the frogmen a cybernetic virus that will turn people into their cyborgs slaves but they pitch it to them as a magic item the Frogman have no clue there being double crossed because it will also infect them and put them in the Anti Thompson's control. During the final battle the devices used and half the characters are now cyborg slaves and Jonesy has to sacrifice herself so the people have free will again they are still cyborgs though. The ending after the frog men is defeated and all sides come together again Asimov finally sees Drew for the first time who is now a cyborg he kisses her and then gets smacked turns out Jonesy Consciousness now exists in all of the cyborgs but it's dormant for the most part but certain things can cause it to flare up and have Jonesy takes over them basically think Kenny possessing cartman but on a much bigger scale This lasts for like half the next season as all the scientists try to interrogate the anti- Thompson's on how to remove the cybernetics without killing the host but they refuse to tell and their technology is far too different form their own for them to figure it out without them even the gray goo can't fix it without harming the host ( that's for you Asimovanon)
>>822711>>822716let's see Uisas on the Alliance faction but is planning to take over Vera put him in menial roles but says they're important he thinks he's working his way up the ladderThe dulls farm is in the Frogman territory but Timothy almost immediately dug them an Escape tunnel so then now on the Alliance side and it's constantly making tunnels to the Frogman side for secret missionsThe cat ninjas was split up and sent to the three different sections keep an eye on an opening for Dr cates ( who is chilling at the Thompson's) to take over they're all suffering from separation anxiety and team up with their counterpart in the dog Samurai who is doing the same but dog man is in the Alliance side helping outChuck and Zach got captured by the frogmen they use Chuck and Mac tonight to spread propaganda every night through a speaker system to the other factions they don't realize no one cares other than it's kind of annoying
Jonesy started with the Thompsons but since it was discovered she could power the entire town every faction wanted her so that they could take control of the rest of the factions so throughout the season she keeps getting kidnapped by the different factions At some point Cassandra gets captured by the Frog men And made to do forced labor which pisses her off then gets rescued When Dani and Sabrina Who are playing spies now went to sneak into the Frog man's base to get Jonesy because Lori says all hope will be lost if they don't have her during their escape Cassandra pushes Jonesy into the Frogman tadpole pond causing her to electrocute all the tadpoles
>>822731By the end of the Arc Jonesy is drained after powering a town for months which makes her think when she's going into the cyborg virus AI system to free everyone she might not make it back
Toades after finding out about the tadpoleshttps://voca.ro/16Mfp7I9OW0U
>>822721All the Crips in town became cyborgs which makes them perfectly able-bodied heck even a little better than able Bodied which makes all of them happy except rulf but after nightmare guy shows the Anti Thompsons some loving by hugging them a bunch which makes them feel things they never felt before like love and affection which they hate this is torture to them they are ready to reverse the cybernetic virus but that will make the cripples go back to normal so they try to book itepisode Crutch Runnerrulf having been deroboticized tracks down the cripple Army to reverse the cybernetics they all protest and try to fight back but one by one he gets them all beansy is the last she's expressing fear that she'll never have this clear of mind again and not being able to express herself to others and she gives the Blade Runner I've seen things you've never seen before speech To rulf through her Banzai buddy text to speech implant after anti Danny finishes the procedure anti Danny: well you got what you wanted her mind is gone like tears in the rain
If clowns classify as monsters then I get to fuck Momo.
Episode for the love of God ignore itthe Double D detectives are being followed around by a person they have to ignore because if they acknowledge them in the slightest the world could end it's constantly trying to get their attention and gaslight them into thinking it's a normal person
Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Source: >>822785)
>>822784only killer clowns do
Posting for no particular reason.
>>822788All clowns are classified as "Killer" anyway.
>>822798How can she be such SEX I wanna SNIFF her so BAD.
>>822799She's wearing pine scented perfume
>>822801Stop, stop! He's already dehydrated!
>>822786I know what kinda person you are
>>822757Wow, so Rulf turns on them the second after they become able-bodied?
She died as she lived, being 2nd best girl (behind Mute)
The Stretch Klaws and NP will have their crossover episode
>>822826>Zach killed Lydia...Ok, we have a problem here
I want somebody to hit Slappy with a chair
>>822832What did he ever do to you?
>>822826oooh my goodnessg gracious.....,
>>822832>he forgot about when Drew did the ol' hitting Slappy in the bathtub with a fucking WOODEN chairI may redraw that shit.
>>822721
>>822839>Dani has a big assNo wonder her and Sabrina are paired up
Addison is lowkey the cutest member of Lydia's gang
>>822854no disagreement here
>>822855Probably helps she's the most normal out of all of them. Penny's fat, Savvanah's a gremlin (2nd cutest, btw) and Lydia's... well, herself
who do you guys think CK should be shipped with, since both his old ship options are dating each other now?
>>822857Nobody.
>>822857Pip. CK's the Pip of North Park anyway
>>822857Wouldn't really be much a Cringe Kid if other kids didn't find him embarrassing to be around most times
>>822857why does ck need to be shipped with anyone?
>>822866He's got a case of Rodger Rabbit, plus he's got hidden chad energy
>>822857Cringe Kid doesn't need a new relationship. In fact, he's fully supportive of his ex girlfriends if they want to become lesbians or camgirls or whatever. He's not gonna get angry about it because he knows to be a better man. That's the kind of man his father raised him to be. If other guys make fun of him for it, he doesn't care. He's used to being laughed at. And he knows deep down that by not getting mad or spiteful, he's being a better man. And there's nothing more cringe than being a better man.
>>822857Leslie, but only in series 2 where he starts hitting his Chad arc
the double dee detectives are on the case
Episode for the love of God ignore itthe Double D detectives are being followed around by a person they have to ignore because if they acknowledge them in the slightest the world could end it's constantly trying to get their attention and gaslight them into thinking it's a normal personEpisode Leslie and the ghosta ghost from The Chateau follows Leslie home it is just him and Leslie having socially awkward run-insepisode where Wendy took it upon herself to clean Danny/Dani's room and she put a key piece of evidence that will exonerate a man from Death Row in a case that the the double dee detectives goes missing with a deadline to get the evidence to the governor approaching by the end of the night Dani invokes some sort of time deity to stop time so Wendy Sabrina and Her could look for it before the man gets executed After spending decades searching for it and not being able to find it while time has stopped they find it at their Clubhouse Dani never actually took it home.Episode China town syndrome The Double D detectives are captured by their long time nemesis doctor China Townsend she plans on giving the girls Down syndrome to numb their investigative abilities but Dani uses her psychic abilities Put the Needle in the doctor giving her a quite literally a taste of her own medicine the rest of the episode is Dr China Townsend Single mother independent woman now having to deal with Down Syndrome
failed to sneak out
the germaphobic vampire
>>822883Wonder who made those uniforms? Lori, maybe?>>822891Feels like a living hell
Random Pinterest poses I found>>822893yeah lori would've
Skimshbag as the ghost of Christmas present.His ribcage would now be a tv to showcase the present of Tiny TimWhich characters roles would be if every Christmas carol character was replaced by NP
>>822898meville or chuck being Scrooge makes sense
>>822898>>822902we've actually done a North Park christmas carol parody before on a previous christmas
>>822479
>>822911Looks good! New around here?
>>822911I fancy a bit of tennis myself from time to time
>>822926ello governor Can you spot me some tea we're almost two bongs away from tea time
>>822927Oi! You bugging up the wrong tree, mate. Tea for thought?
After the Vera files leaked and she implicated a bunch of powerful people in her crimes
>>822953>mfw Miss Chariot is on the list>tfw no face
>>822921Yup! First time doing a North Park.Who's the most misbehaving kid in North Park, I wonder?
>>822956Welcome! Nice art!Probably Zach, 6th grade bully.
>>822960>>822956>>822953You fat men can't draw worth a shit. You're an embarrasement to fat people who make up for their weight.This is why nobody on /i/ joins you.
>>822956If you're talking about misbehaving in the sense that who would peep on her then chaz
>>822953That wouldn't be enough to kill her, right?>>822956Asimov 2
>>822956>>822960While Zach picks on the younger kids a lot, he actually manages to behave himself in front of adults, who he has a fairly good reputation for.The true troublemakers are Lydia's gang, as they are a particularly troubling group of delinquents.Hansel is also a troublemaker but mostly to the adults because he steals stuff and makes the town look bad by being homeless.And Neil is a troublemaker in that he likes pulling dumb pranks.Chaz and Cripplefucker are troublemakers in that they are weird perverts.
>>822969nah she's a vampire she'd heal that up right away
>>822970Yeah, but Chaz at least has a personality outside "horny"Neil's just a little shit and Hansel's an ok guyOut of who I'd hang out with in Lydia's gang in order, it's Addison, Savannah, Penny, then Lydia herself
>>822971So she's doing all that to feel pain? Funny
>>822973Vera had a knife thrown at her skull by an assassin she's just pulling it out
>>822974She should flip the assassin off and say "Nice try, asshole!"
>>822911>>822956Drew her, she's cute! What's her lore?
Episode idea: Lydia finds loveLydia realizes Rulf likes being dommed by her and fully takes advantage of it
>>822911does the School already have a physical education teacher?
>>822960>>822991Thanks for the nice words and drawing.I don't know much about her. She's one of my first OC's, now she's also a North Park character.Her name is Irmãzinha Silva. She's 22 years old. Her interests are tennis, sun, fun and teasing boys.And she's a PE teacher, I guess >>823010
>>822956>>822966>>822970Bad Chaz!
What if Sammy introduced himself to Silva??
>>823011Nice! A tad basic, but basic can be good!Also, would.
>>823015I think they'd get along fine
>>823012It may hurt now, but this will only make him stronger
>>823021What if this becomes a recurring gag and by the 3rd time, Chaz has either built an immunity or finds it hot?
>>823012>tfw this will never be meHow do I continue living?
Day 2 with the assassins after her
>>823025I am one of the assassins, but I'm ver(a) bad at my job.
>>823015Depends on how they meet. Go ahead and introduce them
>>823026Why not just bring a cross or holy water?
>>823030Father goodfellow can sniff out any crosses/holy water from miles away and if he catches you, he will make an awkward attempt of conversation about how awesome jesus is.
Anti Wendy found a new volunteer for experimentation
>>822975Don't worry , she always kills them after the attempt it's just pain sucks
>>823021>>823023>>823012Didn't know Chaz was a weirdo.
Perks of being a half Jew during the holidays.
>>823035He may be a weirdo, but least he's not a complete freak.
>>823036>Jerk>Joo>.JpegThe 3 J's. 3 strikes. you're out.
>>823038Yeah, Chaz has standards>>823036What about Addison? Isn't she Jewish?
>>822897>Lori's doing 67>67 got to North Park
>>823045she fully Jewish she don't celebrate Christmas.
>>823055Oh, well that tracksShe really is the Kyle of Lydia's gang, huh?Addison x Ky-*gets shot*
Which characters have depression on Christmas?
>>823057Rayne, maybe?
>>823057Maria.
>>823045>>823055Addison: you’ve betrayed Moses
>>823062I imagine Kyle randomly feels pleasure after Addison does this, he just doesn't know how. Like the opposite of "I feel a disturbance in the force.%
>>823063Also, Addison and Kyle don't know eachother (yet)
Alright did a comic with skimshbag, this is just part 1.Wanted to develop his personality as I felt like he wasn’t clear
'Tism the season for giving, and (YOU) lot are going to give me holiday drawing requests. I can't promise you'll get them right away, but eh, whatever...
>>823065POV: you are a squirrel who gets raped
>>822956Alright, make a page for this nigga
>>823066Lydia being forced to be festive, like the pic of her and Linus at church.She's also twinning with Posie
>>823066I don't tend to make requests on the account of me not knowing what to ask for but since it is the season can you do a festive one with the Thompson pack lori Danny Dani and wendy?
>>823066Leslie and Dorothy decorating cookies while Leslie's on fire.
>>823065Danny and is his iconic lawn squirrel
>>823065>>823067...I'm scared of him
>>823066Maria and the Asimoms posing naked under some mistletoe, if you can
>>823066Gimme your favorite character begrudgingly giving your least favorite character a gift, or under the mistletoe.
>>823067Part 3, I changed the art style in the pov then use a poor art style for some reason.Principal Kiddy and Skimshbag are one-sided despite him being in the school for years
>>823084It's a wonder he's not fired yet...
>>823075Oh he was also strangling the squirrel whilst raping it.This is not the first time something like this happened btw if that matters
>>823086For the students' sake, let's hope he never meets Mr Garrison
>>823085To put it briefly there were attempts.You’ll see
>>823035Just found out Chaz has a mom. She's not too happy with a teacher disciplining her kid>>823048That's sweet.
>>823089Oh no!>>823068If Patricia's birthmark on her butt cheek could be canon, I would be happy.
>>823089This has energy of this one flash game I played about Victorian Women slapping each other.
>>823090Something tells me you like ass, and this going to end with someone's ass getting ate out
>>823092We need more ASSassins in the thread.
>>823092You got me. I blame Jonsey. Not a dweeb, but I do likes butts >>822643>>823091The good old Victorian days, when we had flash.
>>823094It was Rose and Camilla, fucking Rose and Camilla, a fellow Assthusiast?mr_boss_handshake_pimm_bro_hug.gif
>>823089Speaking of moms, Jerry (who's real name is Gerald) has a mom named Janice, who's a normal-ish mom. She wants to make it big in poetry. Jerry had a dad but he's either missing or deadMandy's mom is open about sexual stuff, kinda like how Liane was
Everytime she survives an assassination attempt
>>823098And every time that she makes that face, I lose another gallon.
>>823098At least one of them had Jonesy involved in it, you can't tell me otherwise>>823099....elaborate on that
>>823101It means I'm blowin' my load, you know.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7epxErYt6Q&pp=ygUdbWFjIGFuZCBkZW5uaXMgcGxheWZ1bCBvcmdhc20%3D
>>823103Blow your load to Ula, she's more fit for it
>>823104I'm drawing something funny with her I need to finish soon, I think DannyAnon'll get a cheap laugh out of it.
What if Lydia told Penny to sit on someone but that person was into it?
>>823106>being into a whale fucking turning your spine into dustGay and illegal.
>>823107Penny's like Fat Heidi-level, it's not all bad. Plus, there's bound to be someone who likes her outside Jerry
I wish I could post everything that I was drew these past few days but i have to wait till it's time
>>823104
>>823110Eve Chaz wants a piece of her
>>823111that spelling mistake still haunts me
>>823112>TonighYou will never recover.See I never make typos, my typing style is flawlet, and I will never make a typo in my life, unlike you.I'm perfect.
>>823112I somehow didn't realize
>>823025day 3 of surviving the assassins She really couldn't believe they would mail her a bomb on Christmas is nothing sacred anymore?
>>823120I really need to draw these two cuddling or some shit, the ship's really grown on me and it makes me glad these two characters have some... Well, character.
Dani posted cringe >>823122You should
>>823101>>823116
Just realised Danny could be a Yokai Watch protag. Maybe he's had a watch but never used it because he forgot about it.I can see him getting selfish with it incredibly quickly
>>823142not too familiar with that monster tamer franchise so I'll take your word on it
>>823145Well, it's like Pokemon but all of them are ghosts/spirits/whatever.Unlike in Pokemon where you catch them, in Yokai Watch, you befriend Yokai and they give you a medal to summon them with.A yokai can refuse to be summoned, though. They can just be living their own lives when they're summonned
>>823146Better yet, Lori should have the watch.Danny: Lori, what are you doing?Lori: Just playing around with your little cool watch! You barely use it anyway.Maybe Lori takes it upon herself to befriend every supernatural creature she comes across. She also makes her own Medallium for them all.The Medallium is obviously incredibly biased, given Lori wrote it
>>823084Part 4.<changed art styles again award
>>823153That took me 2 days. Finally it’s complete
Also I Got bored once and drew this.She went into the deep web
>>823153>>823154That's really creepy. Love it
>>823155For 2 weeks, she’s fine now.The internet is the best and worst of all humanity’s collection
>>823153Really good man. I fucking hate his stomach flaps, GOD, he's soooooo nasty hahahaha
>>823157This all happened cause she wanted to hack Skimsh’s hard drives btw if that matters.His ‘p collection (or things that are somehow worse or a amalgamation of it) is enough to make someone seal their eyes.Luckily she’s already a phantom, a ghost.>>823087Aside from having a similar green jacket, they have no similarities at all.This doesnt mean he would’ve wanted to meet Mr. Garrison but let’s hope he doesn’t step one foot in the white house.For all we know, he would’ve made Trump into his little “shota piggy”
>>823158It’s a really weird and logic-defying ribcage that he can move and flap like stingray’s pectoral fin
>>823153Oh and also just to you know this isn’t the first time something like this happened, Kiddy just forgot Skimsh will do this to him if he threatens to fire him.Kiddy and the other staff literally has rules for themselves in-case Skimshbag does anything at all.Kiddy can make Skimsh tell specific lessons without repetition of biology subjects so he wouldn’t go way to far. If he suddenly shows child sexual abuse material in front of the class, it might spark a protest and the school will look bad.Also Skimshbag runs over protestors and revels in all of their suffering.He’s not a gross-out character but it’s best to keep him sedated, especially when he fucked up a googly-eyed cactus and a math poster in the background
>>823161So no sexual reproduction class
>>823157>>823155>>823159eh she had worse ( considering they have to re kill her to get her back in the internet every time) she was just kinda bored for two weeks
>>823159Skimsh would be a hero if he did that to the president. Maybe he kills him like Garrison did to the Canadian prime minister
>>823163Sometimes, even ‘p isn’t enough to scar you>>823164To strangers who don’t seem to question is already concerning ribcage, trump is already a pedo however it would be a distasteful event to turn him into a child to all his victims.Its a silver lining
>>823090we need a render for Silvia first, you just make a wiki page if you know how to
>>823169>>822911I don't know how to Wiki. I also feel it should be up to the regulars to decide if she can be part of the team. If she's found worthy, maybe somebody will do the hard work. Or I can learn.So far... Her name is Irmãzinha Silva, a 22 year old, single female. Who's very into tennis, and fun in the sun.She moved from some unknown part of South America, to North Park. Where she now teaches physical education at the school.There are rumors of a demon, taking over her body from time to time.She loves her students, but has no problem punishing the naughty ones, in very questionable ways. Even parents get a taste.Actually, are there any police characters in NP? Cause she's completely lost her mind! >>823090>>823153Nice flaps!
>>823175Gancy is the police fire fighter and ambulance driver
>>823176>GancyDannyanon are you ESL? I notice you make a lot of spelling mistakes
>>823177no I mostly use speech to text and don't check but I thought it was spelled with a A and not an e
>>823181Gancy is an actual surname (common to the irish which stereotypically police) and gency isn't so i thought Gancy was his name
Ula is beginning to suspect that vera may be doing things behind her back
>>823090We better get Officer Gency!
>>823192kys aspie
>>823189You'd think even for a dumbass that she'd see Vera going through tons of pain every day and notice a pattern
>>823198To be fair to ula Vera getting stabbed, blown up, shot up, lit on fire, cinderblocks put on her foot and push down the lake, fed poison birthday cakes, buried alive is pretty usual activity around the vampire lair
>>823192This woman and her pointy tits must be stopped...
episode ideasepisode sleepover in the old adventure domewhile the third grade girls are having a sleepover at the chateau they discover the adventure dome an old abandoned mini indoor theme park/ shopping center on the chateau property they decide to venture in and have a very liminal space kind of adventure while being hunted by the mascot that was trapped inside since the 90s.episode double dee detectives vs kid lumbothe double dee detectives accidentally committed a crime and they use their detective abilities to hide the evidence and frame someone else but another kid detective doesn't think this cases adds up and he begins asking the girls too many questions episode Double D detectives in NYC 2 escape from Trump Tower The girls find themselves in Trump Tower and they have to go before let's just say uncle Donnie diddles them
>>823192or the Momstrongs
"Big Bad Voodoo Momma"Sabrina and Penny's mom invites the two out to her childhood home for some mother daughters bonding, but out deep in the swamps of Colorado, old family secret will come bubbling up to the surface.
>>823192Forget Gency. We need a priest, or something.>>823201>>823203Who is the Momstrongs?
>>823205If she was white, do you think Officer Gency would not her go?>>823153How would he treat squirrel boy
>>823205Reaching real Galo Sengen levels...>Who is the Momstrongs?Sammy's moms, crime fighters/strippers.
>>823205These are them, The purple one is Nicole, and the orange one is Rachel. They both have ultra-elasticity powers, just like Sammy
>>823205Hi vore
>>823205Well, Lydia and Posie are Mormon if that counts. Lydia's actually proud of it.Or they can call Father Maxi, assuming he's fine with going out of town
>>823205we have father Goodfellow
it's been quite awhile and we have some knew folks so here's the character list
>>823209Why don’t they have a page, they’ll be snca if there isn’t a page
>>823217they do under rachel hankman nicole hankman
>>823066can you do Nancy rage baiting slappy on clown genocide
>>823219What does that have to do with the holidays?
Made use of Nicole’s powers, it’s hard to control yourself when you are randomly waken up in the middle of a night cause of an alarm thing.
>>823222Ok, Just make her interview Santa clause instead and accusing him of slavery of elves
Everybody of North Park, I am here to announce a sort of art fight for the new years, by tomorrow I shall release the rules
>>823248You know what, here what I gotThe Event is for everyone
>>823205>>823209>>823215
>>823250OH NAH GOODFELLOW BOUGHT TO GOODBLOW
>>823250Leave my cringe lame ass "Jesus Christ is my N-word" bible thumping son ALONE!!!
>>823252nah man, that nigga gonna have a second cumming
>>823253GOOD LORD (sorry God)
>>823250Geez, why they look like that??
God has left this thread...We've also hit bump limit.
>>823259I guess it's time to get a little rowdy, huh? Get a little wild...Loosen my bowtie, and get out the dirty jokebook, huh?Get some creampies going...
>>823260Yeag
>>823250
>>823263Danny excited There's a demon to vanquish takes out and sets up his very deamon banishing beginners kit for kids realizes its already been taking care of leaves disappointed
>>823273Why would she be into someone like Zach?
>>823276He's cool and popular in his grade. It's the younger kids he's an ass to. He knows how to put on the fake charms when needed.
>>823276He's the mayor's son, imagine how much respect he's earned and status he brings!! Hell, I'd take him out to a ball game just to watch him swing batta batta swing!!
>>823278I'd fucking swing a bat at his knees and make him keel over and die.
Why don't the Momstrongs simply kill the Joker?
>>823276he manipulated her into having a crush on him to avoid her kicking his ass because she can't believe he would do the stuff he actually does but the downside being he gets hurt cause she gets nervous and clumsy around him
>>823285I guess he can't go after Danny or Dani or he's screwed
>>823285It's all falsities and shallowness to contrast Yashu's and Wendy's genuine and open rivaly
>>823286he bullies them by proxy or when wendy isn't looking and due to Danny using wendy to screw with people without consequence In the past she won't believe them if they tell her
>>822868>camgirlsanger
>>823249Anybody on the thread want to participate?
>>823296Yeah okay, I can do it
>>823263I love the fact that why use their alternative suit
>>823263With a little help from Mrs. Iris.>>823311Oh mama!
>>823322Possessed was she?
>>823322you've only been here for like a week, but I already appreciate you and your art. It's sureal in a way i struggle to comprehend
>>823322>>823323It used to be a rumor. Now it's confirmed, demons love to live in her body.>>823324Thanks friend!
>>823294I wonder what Amanda's deal is. She looks cute
>>823329Ok this is really good. Adding this to the wiki
>>823330TV ghost girl from the 80s pulls people into her show just Jessie to be actors Jonesy's late aunt
>>823333Well she seems nice! She doesn't trap you in the TV forever, right?
>>823338Only if you don't know how to escape.
>>823339So how do you escape? Do you ask nicely? Do you play along for an episode or a season?
>>823342Changes every time on the count of her fixing it so no one else can escape the same way but one solid means of escape that always seems to work is some kind of bargain where you pledge to return to shoot more episodes at a later date
>>823329We did it.>>823332That's nice. Thank you!
>>823345I like your art too. I also like how you change style as part of the story>>823329Does that also mean River can vore Les and Fiona if she wants?
To learn more about being cringe I have created a Roblox account and will start playing it soon, wish me luck.
>>823348God speed sir
>>823348I give anon a day before he ends up neck deep in Forsaken
>>823348Don’t get groomed
>>823350I have to wait a week to play because they auto kick you if your account is too new.Can't wait to play as Slasher>>823351I am a grown man, no one would want to groom me.
>>823352arsenal is not bad>>823352are you sure??
Are you guys ok if I retcon some lore on my own characters? I may need some help since I am now locked out of my wiki account so I need someone else to edit my pages.
>>823353Is that a game, and yeah no one's going to want to groom me
>>823354Oh damn, that's an issue. Tbh, the wiki page needs a good scrubbing anyways, so I'd be happy to help.
>>823354OK what you looking to retcon?
>>823357Leslie is now a 50ft long colossal squid
That ain't me
>>823358Damn, I guess we'll have to update her line up art, although she's gonna take up a lot more space now
>>823357Leslie fucking DESPISES Cringe Kid
>>823360The 50ft long colossal squid isn't mine but I think I want to ship Leslie with Max.
>>823361that is also not me
I don't know what to believe anymore. All I know is Leslie's a squid now and she has it out for bobby jr. He better avoid getting on any boats anytime soon/
>>823361>>823363>>823362Now there's 3 (4?) Leslieanons... And I KNOW I'm the real one.
EVERYONESORRYIt is just recently I had been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. I think I am going through a pretty bad episode right now.
>>823355drewanon did
>>823367no, you groomed me. Say sorry
>>823366I do not have DID
>>823367Drewanon can't even groom himself, let alone anyone else
>>823370?????????
>>823371stinky clown man
>>823345btw, this is their alternative suit
Someone should make a Deltarune mod where Amanda replaces Tenna>>823375Hot. Wonder if the Asimoms and the Momstrongs fused.
>>823345SilvaAnon is the gem that saved all of North Park
>>823384They saved North Park? How?
>>823370what is your deal with him, asimovanon?
>>823386Its called a compliment buckaroo
>>823387We're cordial enough, anything mean I say about him is just me goofin
>>823383>Hot. Wonder if the Asimoms and the Momstrongs fused.dicks would explode from how hot they are
>>823389Oh, nice>>823393Reminds me of Stewie saying "Your penis would shoot right off your body" when he describes Lois in the Atheist universe
>>823273she's jus like me fr (bigass nose included)
also holy shit i missed so much good art while i was schizzing outsilva anon your stuff absolutely rocks, glad to see you and your character here too. remember seeing your stuff on /aco/ and i was always a huge fan. thanks for joining us we really needed a kick to get back in the game
>>823397They were on /aco/? Can you give me a link?
>>823399it was in the oc drawthreads there, that's the only place i remember but i've definitely seen silva and i loved her design and this anon's art. he's crazy good at mimicking the south park artstyle, very unexpected
>>823400Alright, saw the archives. Silva's hot.
>>823399cool, I was also trying to request an stretchy OC, but no delivery
an momstrongs artwork made by Dannyanon
>>823350>It's a CK goes on a Forsaken Binge episode
>>823403this was long while ago brings me back
>>823404Maybe he gets into Lisa's Discord server because Melville was nice. Lisa has also played Forsaken
Part of me wants to see Pirate Addison bent overAlso, I just see Savvanah as a female Beavis. Even having the same speech quirk of laughing every 2nd sentence.
Lydia's Gang's favorite Chinpokomon typesAddison: AeroShe likes birds, pretty obvious. Maybe it's a Larry situation where she also has Basic types as well, considering how common of a type combo it isPosie has bested her in battles several times despite having Plant types, making her seethe to no end.Savannah: WyrmShe's the most chaotic, so Wyrm type fits her pretty well. Her ace is probably something her brother had when he played, so she named it "Big Bro" in tribute to him.Penny: ChemicalHer entire deal is she's gross, so this type fits her. Her ace is a split evolution that has a disadvantage against Sabrina, considering her ace is part Mind-typeLydia: ShadyThe Shady type is basically the "Evil" type, so this type fits Lydia pretty well. Every member has a Shady type, but Lydia takes it a step further by fully maining it. She's managed to beat Posie a couple times, even though her team is half Whimsy-types, something Posie finds a bit annoying but kind of impressive.Lydia practically holds parades every time it happens, which is about 30% of the timeOh, and her ace is part Metal-type, which also helps
>>823383
>>823407>Lisa throws a tantrum and bans him because he keeps slugging her as Slasher despite the fact that she was making fun of him for playing the free killer
>>823413I imagine Jerry opens a dark fountain at Drew's house and when they enter, they meet Amanda. Unlike with Tenna, her show doesn't involve physical challenges but making it through a season of her show. 24 episodes, with each 3rd of it being something each member likes. Living in TVs, she'd know a bit about what people watch. She knows Mandy's into stuff like Every Hates Chris, Chaz's 3rd has to be censored due to.. reasons (this somehow makes it more tolerable), but Jerry's 3rd makes him hate how played out 80s stuff is. He ends up rushing them to seal the fountain as quickly as possible, but she stops them. Her last resort to making them stay is having her fight Drew, who they forgot was in the house with them. She's effectively holding Drew hostage. Amanda herself can't fight them directly, but she can rewind back a few turns, have them do minigames like Tenna does, buff Drew's attacks and so on. Nothing lethal, but maybe it knocks them out.After defeating Drew, she admits defeat and lets them all go. Jerry, in a moment of pity, says he'll come back for another episode in about a month. Amanda's overjoyed by this as Jerry seals the fountain.Back in the real world, Jerry waits until they're away from any television to say that he was bullshitting
>>823417She's such a tryhard
>>823419it's why she was the CK before CK
>>823420And yet she somehow hates how CK is well off despite this
>>823421He's got that Norman Charisma, even him being super cringe isn't enough to fully counter it
>>823422I said this before, but ship him with Pip.Not sure how Pip would get out of heaven, but he somehow gets reincarnated in North Park. He's just as hated there as he was in South Park, so he naturally gravitates towards Cringe Kid
>>823425Your ship is bad and you should feel bad
>>823426It works. Only kids who Pip was friends with were Butters and Dougie, who are low on the totem pole. He was hated by everyone else in-universe and died because Matt and Trey hated him.Also, he gets reincarnated as a chick so it's not gay
>>823404Someone should draw CK in the Slasher's outfit, inadvertently scaring the crap out of someone else
>>823427Another anon here, going be honest and I Hate to say it but North Park despite it roots isn't exactly the same thing as South Park. You can still do shipping of course but not everyone would want it canon.Our cast is already big enough that when we create a new characters, we have to put some effort not to take too much of the domain of other characters. Pip already trespasses Melville's domain whom if you didn't know Melville was already friends with CK.Melville is especially first generation so that already a special thing.
>>823429Alright, understood.So Posie forcefems Melville like she did before and CK pretends he's his GF.
>>823345Where are you going Mrs. Iris?>>823346>>823384>>823397Wow. Thanks guys!
>>823435
>>823430reference art for the artists
>>823438whoops, meant to reply to >>823428
>>823435>>823436Great art!
>>823430When has Posie hit someone with Genderfluid?
>>823436Happy New Year, North Park enjoyers!
>>823442Gyatt dayum!! Happy new year to you too!!
Here's Sammy Hankman, an nice and friendly stretchy boy, Silva Anon
>>823442holy shit this is great! happy new year to you too
>>823438Not bad!>>823441Not genderfluid, more like a Marjorine situation. If you look at the wiki, there's a pic of Posie making Melville into a princess like her.He no likie
>>823436Repent, motherfucker!>>823442>Momstrongs kissingAll this is missing is Jerry and Mandy
>>823442I personally love how Skimshbag is drawn here, he looks like he has been crazyThamks
>>823417>CK is cracked at playing the free Killer because he's poor lol, lmao even
>>823456He's so me
Ok, just learned about the fucker society. Momo's a cutie.Also, Craig is Crip's potential cousin?
>>823460You fucking nigger.
>>823462What?
>>823464>What?Don't what me, you fucking nigger, stop trying to inject South Park shit.
Ok, who wants to bang Momo/Monster fucker?
>>823466ME
>>823465Alright, fine.How about I say stupid shit as Savannah?
>>823468I'll allow it.
>>823469Addison: Savannah, why is your nightgown so short?Savannah: Well, it's not like I can afford anything else. *hehehe*Addison: But your ass is showing 75% of the time!Savannah: So? What's your problem with it? *hehehe*Addison: No one needs to see that!Savannah: Well, I think you'd like to see that! *smirks*>gets slapped by AddisonSavannah: Fine, have it your way! I'll just take some of your PJs then!>She would then moon Addison out of spite
>>823470That's just sexy.
>>823471Savannah isn't a slut, she's just really chaotic.Also, I got the idea after seeing Addison complaining about Savannah's pirate outfit not having any pants (Addison's doesn't either, but that's besides the point)
Any reason why Lydia kissed every member of her group once?
>>823442That Leslie is Cute!
>>823442Cute Les
>>823474So you know that they belong to her and because she feels good knowing she stole each of their first kisses, thus cucking any future partners
>>823474Remnants of the kissing competition a year ago
>>823477>Cucking any future partnersDidn't stop Jerry>>823478Tell me more about this
>>823478Wasn't the objective to kiss boys is Lydia stupid?
>>823480Maybe it's what the first anon said. Claiming her territory.
>>823479Posie attempted a fun challenge where the girls assigned the boys a "kissing value" and the name of the game was to get as many points as possible by kissing as many unique boys as they could. It was supposed to be a nice way to ease the tension between genders, but since the boys weren't informed on the competion until it started actually happening, it incicted a gender war out of fear (of cooties), one that Nancy tried to take advantage of.
>>823482>Jerry has the most willing>Ties with Hansel for most forcedJerry's the hottest boy confirmed. Also, the gender war sounds funny, unlike Skankhunt42's plot
>see a pic of Silva's hairy meaty pussyYo, Silvanon, hope this ain't weird, but I'd slurp up that massive pussy of hers for hours, man.Especially if she hits me with that racket.
"Big Stan"Stan starts selling bongs, but he'll only store a single one in his pants causing several townspeople to spread a rumor about his massive dong, he eventually gets the nickname 'Mr. Big', but he thinks it's because he's the biggest weed connection in North Park."Beans and Corn Chips"It's the annual North Park Corn Celebration and Maizeby is trying to get ready, but Candy Corn Lady just hates the way his cap looks, adventure ensues.Maisy is stuck in a closet the entire time."Grand Theft Auto"Bodycam Footage of Elmer Gency on a regular day of patrol.Lydia and her crew steal her parent's car and goes on a joyride."The Clap"Slappy contracts a clown disease that causes him to clap spontaneously for hours on end.Hui-Feng seeks a cure from her ancient Chinese Ancestors in Hong Kong."Silva Lining"Silva tries to teach PE, but Chaz has other plans."The Crepes of Wrath"Shef tries to make a new type of Crepe for lunch, but it turns out to actually be a recipe for evil. No really!"Laugh Club"Slappy takes some old cough medicine and goes full Tyler Durden, starting a 'Laugh' Club in North Park's underground."I Would Walk 500 Miles"Chaplain and Bobby N. go to a remote cabin Bobland, Nolan is on a separate fishing trip, and the four enjoy a good time.Nolan gets an urgent message and accidentally takes both his car keys and the trio's car keys and leaves the three without a car.They must trek 500 miles back to North Park on foot, they are missing for half the season."MelVille"Melville buys all of North Park and turns it into MelVille, for the rest of the season the town changes to be called 'MelVille' over North Park."I fought the law and the law one"Court-Drama parody episode of Mute suing the township of North Park, she however never gets a word in because of the asinine court system within the town."Creamed Corn"Maisy gets fucked. HARD."Grow Up, Already!"A few of the kids realize that they probably haven't had a birthday in years.
>>823486Silva lining, MelVille & Grow Up Already look interesting. Melville's rich so I can see this happening. Also, for the intro, whenever North Park is said, it's replaces with Melville saying MelVille.Grow Up Already feels like a season finale
>>823486Oh, and Grand Theft Auto seems kickass
>>823487>Also, for the intro, whenever North Park is said, it's replaces with Melville saying MelVille.It's poorly edited in and said through a shitty mic.
>>823489That was my thought as well, but I figured he could afford a better mic, being rich.It's still poorly edited in
>>823488Weird thing to say, but I think once the Holidays are over I'm going to expand on that 'Gangsta Boogie' LARP idea I had a while back.
>>823491What was that? Was Melville a crime boss there or something?
>>823486>They must trek 500 miles back to North Park on foot, they are missing for half the season.Bobby Norman still appears and all of his background jobs because that's the joke.
>>823447Sammyboy this you? >>823485
>>823489>>823490If he has a shitty mic, I want someone in universe to mention it.>So you can somehow buy the entire town but can't afford a better mic?
>>823492Yeah, Melville was the "Crime Godfather", besides him being "That" kid, there was another reason for it.I also wanted each "district" to handle a different type of thing, sort of like a rock paper scissors for different "Resources">Residential controls "drugs" which will just be candy, or literal sugar>Downtown controls "Weapons" literal toys>Shopping Controls "Services" which will be something like Getaway drivers, for "heists" and stuff like that.
>>823494Sammy is not perverted >:(
>>823496Not bad! Sounds cool
>>823498Appreciate it, I'll try to post some art of some concepts for gangs and roles.Maybe get into what heists are, or how the idea of that would go down.I know I want to go for like The Warriors where each gang has their own "thing" and aesthetic, maybe three gangs per district.
>>823497Sammyanon, relax, that person probably said that to get under your skin, dude.
>>823497yet he has TWO stripper moms. that's how you know he's sheltered
>>823497He's a good boi>>823501Not to mention the other freak stuff in North Park
Fun Fact: when Skimshbag chose to be a “biology” teacher, it was a random choice he made when he first entered the school.Even though all his lessons are complete irrelevant nightmare fuel, he surprisingly does show some interest in biology… but only when ihe needs to know certain information like mating though he tends to get distracted reading Wikipedia and going into learning about how microorganisms reproduce to how the “Jews are killing all the blacks”
>>823206Skimshbag would probably attempt to rape Squirrel Boy and or turn him into a “furry” by throwing substances stolen by Toades to attempt him to make him a squirrel.
>>823507Even though his clothes are infused ever since he was born. He can canonically grow a disgusting vagina-breast-cock thing that’s gross to even look at. Plus he doesn’t dispense semen, it literally bloods teh body’s insides with some self-drying paralyzing sludge
Seems like Wren is a biology guy too.You can guess what TransId means
>>823506>>823509Wasn't Toades originally the bio teacher since his whole thing is genetics?
>>823510Pretty sure Toades is the 4th grade bio teach now.Headcanon: Skimshbag's the substitute
>>823511Toades: we try not to talk about my substitute, ever
>>823484No those numbers represent the points you get if you score a type of kiss with them. Hansel's is so high because he's hard to catch making a forced kiss impressive, however his willing is low because he's not high on the social hierarchy so a willing kiss from him isn't worth much. Jerry is high because he's an asshole who will pretty much always refuse to kiss, but he's considered one of the better looking kids so his kisses are still worth a lot willing.
>>823513So Jerry's the hottest boy, then
>>823515That'd be Sid, Jerry is second.
>>823516Well, he's good enough.
>Hello, North Park Elementary! This is your number one source of school news, Nancy Iris here to give coverage on this year's Kiss competition, or Kiss-petition so to speak, hosted annually by the girl's club of which I am a proud member.>I'll be giving regular commentary and updates on the status of each competitor's collected points the get from kissing boys, the points of which you can find on posters throughout the school. And no, you can't get the teachers to take them down because we've already bribed them. Sorry, boys with low point scores!>But it is true that the boys have had it too good for too long. They've been looking down on us, and what better way to put them in their place and correct their behavior by subduing them into kisses, whether through force or our feminine charms.>For those who don't know the rules, once the competition commences soon, all girls in school will be viable as competitors. Their job is to see how many cute, or perhaps not so cute boys they can either convince or force into being kissed. In most cases as seen on the chart, a kiss given willingly scores you more points, which insures the cutest girls are more likely to score more points>Now, the Girl's Club may not like me drawing attention to this, but I am an independent reporter who won't be silenced. But Kelly Michaels told Delly McDougal that she overheard Stacey Richardson and Cassandra talking about how the winner of this competition could influence who gets voted for new head of the Girl's club, challenging Posie's position if she doesn't manage to win herself.>This is naturally a huge deal as you probably already know, right? This is the first time in 5 years that the kissing competition has been so close to the next club election. This competition could be what decides the future of our club.>Or if a girl we don't like wins we'll just say she's a whore for kissing so many boys instead, we'll work it out when we get there.
>>823521>Now, for those wondering how exactly I'll be covering this, girls will report back over the course of the competition to report their latest conquests. I have a team of loser 2nd grade girls who had no chance of winning anyway who I have working to observe the competition and make sure there is no fraud occurring. I have also been given access to the school's surveillance equipment to have a better eye over what's happening in the school. A piece of advice for you all, collecting blackmail against the school security guy can get you a lot of great perks!>On the subject of girls who aren't bothering with the competition, We have local art geek Rosalind here who volunteered to keep track of everyone's collected points. She says she isn't competing because she wants her first kiss to be with "someone special" if you buy that sort of crap>It does kinda sound like the thing some bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else would say but hey, that's just one point of view from this humble reporter. Once again, thanks for the big help Rosalind! Love you!>But the sad truth is that of course, not all girls have a chance of winning. So some girls have decided that it isn't even worth competing. These girls have formed their own groups to help out one of their friends who does actually have a chance get the most kisses.>This is definitely allowed and is a viable strategy, however most of the top picks for winner aren't relying on any of these helpers. So we'll see who ends up winning in the end!>Let's move onto some of our most notable contestants this years, shall we? There's a lot of speculation going around as well as some surprise entries this year.
>>823522>And now, lets go over some of our more notable contestants this year.>Starting with Posie, the current head of the girl's club. The most popular girl in the 4th grade, Posie always plays clean and by the rules. Batting those doe eyes of her can usually get any boy wrapped around her finger. But is she gonna be able to handle the competition this year?>Then we have Cassandra, long time rival for Posie's seat in the girl's club. Cassandra's known for her excellent social skills, she knows exactly what to say to get boys hyper focused on her every whim, and make it seem like it was their idea in the first place.>Mineral is very popular with the 4th and 3rd graders, but it was a mystery if she was even going to be competing this year. To make sure she didn't forget we made sure to remind her every few hours this past week, and she finally agreed to do it if we stopped bugging her. She may have her mysterious, cool older girl charms, but will she be able to overcome the hurdle of her more reserved personality?>This is Trisha's first year competing, as she moved into town partway through last year. At first she had no interest in the competition, apparently being quoted as thinking "the whole thing seems really weird, dude". However, after a cute reporter dared her to do it she finally agreed. When asked how she plans to get the most kisses from boys, she simply replied "I live with five brothers, I know what I'm doing". Make of that what you will, folks!>Those are the "big four" this year, but aren't the only contestants of note...
>>823523>A few new surprising entries, starting with local angry bitch, Lydia Vandermark. She and her gang have decided to enter, and their plan is to build up all their points by beating up boys and kissing them by force. It seems her plan is to win this way and humiliate Posie and the girl's club. Guess some people just can't help themselves but make a scene.>Somewhat of an underdog, coming right from the 3rd grade is little Ashley. She's planning on using her little sister charms to get kisses from all the older boys, who can't help but give into her sister schtick.>There are some other girls of note as well. Silvia Lunaris, the cold, intelligent bookworm who is also "frighteningly pretty", or at least as I've heard some of the boys say but honestly I don't really get it. No one expected her to enter, but for some reason she's agreed to participate. Apparently for "research purposes" as she's been quoted saying. I guess I can now understand the "frightening" part of the earlier comment.>Representing the SPED kids is another 3rd grader, the "Crybaby Princess" herself, Georgina. Her tactic is asking boys to kiss her and if they refuse she starts crying and whining until they give in. Not the strongest strategy, but rumor has it Rulf, you know that weird german cripple kid is ordering a bunch of the other cripple boys besides himself of course, to smooch her so she can start off with a significant head start. A devious tactic, but will it work out for her in the long run?
>>823524>Of course, I know what all you boys out there are asking. "But Nancy, as much as I love to hear your beautiful voice and see your cute face on my screen all day, if you're busy covering the competition how are we going to have a chance to be kissed by you?">Well, you don't have to worry about that. The door is always welcome to any boy who wants to stop by and show their support for the great show we are putting on here, for free!>Any boy that does let me have a kiss will get a free interview segment on my show where you can get exposure to be more popular, or get some weird message out to the public if that's what you want as well as a signed photograph of yours truly. Don't wait up, boys!
>>823525>Yes, things truly are ramping up. I heard that local homeless oddity Hansel's weird psycho sister is outright refusing to participate, and has claimed she will get in the way of anyone who tries to kiss her brother. What's up with that huh? let the guy live his own life, I'm sure if you weren't breathing down his neck he'd be happy to spend time with cute girls, like me! Just an example of course.>Another girl who refuses to participate is Mandy Sheffield, you know the girl who always hangs out with the boys? *cough* slut *cough*>Sorry, had something in my throat there, I'm sure Mandy would relate to that sensation. Guess she just doesn't want to betray her "bros" as she claims they are.>With all this covered, the competition will be starting soon. Alliances have been formed, battle plans have been laid, this will probably be the craziest kissing competition we've had in years.>I look forward to being your host, this is Nancy Iris, reporting live!
>>823526You dis Mandy, you dis me, got it?
>>823527Mandy "I'm not like other girls" SheffieldMandy "are you going to eat that" SheffieldMandy "oh boy! Guy's night" SheffieldMandy "honey-rosted-mooner" Sheffield
>>823530Ok, I'll let it slide. It's more creative than calling her a slut
Nancy best girl
>>823533For me, best girl constantly changes in my mind. Right now, it's Savannah
>>823511Yep this is canon now. I can see him being one in-case Toades isn’t round. Also I think Toades would hate him and make sure his stuff isn’t meddled with.
>>823523Cassandra has the best chances. She's good as gaslighting, after all.[spoiler]fatass[/spoiler]>>823524Only one I'm kissing from Lydia's gang is Addison.
>>823510>>823511Toades' role at the school was always kinda weird, I think originally he wasn't a permanent teacher and instead would just on occasion hold special science classes for the students. Since I don't think an elementary school really needs a science teacher. But it's one of those things where over time the specific details matter less and less, so he's effectively apart of the school staff at this point.
Hanselanon here, wishing you a happy North Park new year from my part of the globe
>>823553Yeah, having multiple teachers is a middle school thing.But whatever, he's school staff
>>823554happy new years to you too
>>823554Happy new year!!
>>823554Happy New Year!
>>823554Happy Nude Deer, Rat Man!
>>823554Happy new years from my side of the globe
>>823554Are the rumors true? How could you betray us!Happy New Year, you FILTHY tea-sipping kangaroo-lovin' vegemite dunker.
>>823561Love how Gretel's hair style is never consistent. She has 5 different ones
>>823563And we love each and every style
>>823554Happy new year
>>823564
>>823564>>823566CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!
>>823567Hansel is a good brother
>>823568UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BRATTY HOMELESS!!!!!! UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED TO SNIFF UNWASHED DUMPSTER BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>823568Idea: Hansel is the convenient censorship character.
>>823570I will fucking replace every sound you hear with a blaring clown horn if this becomes a thing.
>>823570Nah, he's only that for Gretel.>>823569You can just look at her aged up on the wiki
Alright, how's this?
>>823572No, fuck off.
>>823574I just posted the pic of her stretching.
>>823573Lydia wins.>"b-but Gretel is an assass-"Lydia wins.>but she hasn't trained under-Lydia wins.>but [more powerscaling drivel] Lydia. Wins.
>>823575Fuck on, then.Is that what I'm supposed to say?
>>823576You're only saying that because she's hot
>>823577What's your problem?
>>823578Incorrect. Gretel is objectively hotter than Lydia, but that tougher than the rest of them redhead is best girl for a reason
>>823579Things that could fill an entire book.Enough arguing, we need to go back to UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHing.
>>823579This one. I need it solved in about 5 minutes before the exam is due.
>>823580Eh, I don't think Lydia is best girl>>823581Ok, how about Lydia domming you?
>>823583Dude, if Lydia dommed me I'd be in heaven, I want her to amazon press me until I'm fucking screaming for my life, and other people hear my screams, but the ignore them.Georgina's domminess rivals Lydia's.
>>823584Apparently, she single-handedly gave Rulf a kink for strong, able-bodied women.
>>823584>Georgina's domminess rivals Lydia's.Georgina is a dom that wants to be dommed, but she's so overtly pushy and straightforward in what she wants, she makes boys weak in the knees( not in the good way)
>>823586>Dom who wants to be dommedI see that in the sense of, she wants the sub to step up enough to maybe make a move, but she seems like she'd want complete and utter control after.>>823585Based Rulf two doms domming each other is weird though.I REFUSE to believe Rulf is a sub.
>>823587>I REFUSE to believe Rulf is a sub.He's usually not, it's just that Lydia is good at kicking him when he's down, he'll gladly dom pretty much anyone else
>>823588I think I want Lydia and Georgina and dom me until I'm fucking drained.We're talking little flag with the word bang on it coming out.
>"Wow... Being an assassin is hard work~">"I'm so sweaty and these have been bound up all day~">"If only there was an anon that'd motorboat these~">"He he he- Hey! What the hell Hansel?!?">"Sorry, I have a weird need to censor anything lewd involving my sister.">"Even thought bubbles?">"Even those."
>>823592NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE FIEND! I'M GOING TO DROPKICK HANSEL INTO THE NEAREST EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
>>823587>>823588Goes to show how good Lydia is>>823592Oh, Hansel...I'll find a loophole
>>823592>>823593>>823594There may be an uncensored version...You guys have to wait though.
>>823597Nah, I don't want it. I was thinking about other lewd stuff that doesn't involve tits
>>823597Too late, I nutted, but I eagerly await those Gretitties.
How would Lydia's gang react to you simping over them?
>>823605real answer? exploit you by treating you like a slave. Lydia would probably try to monopolize you this way before you convince one of the other girls to actually reciprocate your feelings, in order to keep the gang in balance.
>>823612Right, that's what happened with Penny.What if you wanted to just be friends with Lydia herself?
I NEEEEEEEEED TO BE DOMINATED BY SOME BULLY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
>>823622>The monkey paw curls>Lydia's forced to wear this
>>823623So what? She can still bully me.
Happy new years from the Thompson’s
>>823628Like, sit on you? Push you and shit-talk you?>>823633A boy, his 6th grade sister, his clone & a reincarnated orb ghost
>>823635>Sit on youWhat're you, 12? No seriously.
>>823638Well, what do you want Lydia to do to you specifically?
>>823639Can we even get that horny yet? I dunno man, it's 5:40 where I'm at, so I can't.
>>823640Alright, I'll wait until later
>>823554happy new years homeless knight
>>823249Teams so far>HonkersDrewAnonDannyAnon>ClankersSammyAnonChaz AnonRobert AnonAlso you can join anytime during the event. post the score every Sunday. Just note once you join, your art add to the score. Now let me know if I miss anybody.
>>823650GUH! THREE AGAINST TWO?! UNFAIR.
>>823650>>823651In that case, I'm clownin'
>>823554Happy New Years
>>823651>GUH! THREE AGAINST TWO?! UNFAIRfor them
"standemic" dr Cates completes a a virus to turn all the people into cat hybrid , but somehow stan the weed man's DNA got into it and everyone is turning into a clone of Stan the weedman Instead
>>823676>It's the Pandemic Special all over agianDon't tell me the cure is his jizz
"all nighter"Dani stayed up all night doing a group project for the third Grade girls quintet. the rest of the girls has to make sure she gets enough sleep and attend classes to do the presentation since she's the only one that knows it.
What if CK stumbled upon this?
>>823678Cute!
>>823680That's for you to write about, isn't it?
>>823683Oh, well I think he'd try and pretend-date Melville.
>>823684Would they pretend make out?
>>823685No, I doubt CK would go that far. He knows it's still Melville, he just wants to feel like he has a GF. Melville finds it annoying 30 minutes in.Lyida, Savannah and some other students call them fags
>>823686>Pretend dates Melville to know what it feels like to have a GFThis clashes with the so-called Chad Charisma CK has.
>>823687Fine, maybe Posie did this to Melville and he ends up falling for him briefly.
>>823686Doesn't gel with CK's established character.>>823689This work better because young CK is easy to fool.he'd probably throw up after discovering "Melinda" is actually melville though
>>823690I imagine Posie saw CK was lonely and took Melville and made him Melinda because she thought it would help. She'd probably get Ashley to tie him down or something. I can't see Posie doing something like this out of malice, but she unintentionally causes CK to hate her for a few days
>>823691People trying to help CK with his lack of relationship only to fuck up his ability to trust people is my favorite running gag
>>823692Didn't know that was a running gag
>>823692when the hell did this become a running gag?>inb4 muh dani>inb4 muh sabrina
>>823032Just realized Anti-Wendy and Normal Cassandra would be a match made in heaven. They're both manipulators, prideful and rich.Only difference is Cassandra's more neutral while Anti-Wendy is straight up evil
>>823695Like, you'd see them painting eachother's nails talking about all the people they've fucked over
this is a pic i drew of some weird fucked up version of weedo 9000 just a look into my twisted world............................................................................................
>>823700Is this guy the cure for the weed pandemic Stan caused?
>>823704Nah he'd only make the problem worse
>>823700That's so frikken twisted dude,
>>823706Dammit!
Posie: Linuuuuuus! I wanna see what my cuz is doing!Linus: Go away!Posie: Aw, don't be like that.>hugsPosie: Ooh, what's this?>picks up poem he was readingPosie: Wow, this is really good!Linus: GIVE THAT BACK!>Tries to get it, but he's weaker than PosiePosie: Is this about.. Addison? Come to think of it, you always get all... meaner around himLinus: No, I fucking hate her! Now give that back!>Finally steals back his poemPosie: ...ok, I'll leave..>she leavesLinus: ...Addison, my beloved...
>>823712For context, she isn't scared of Linus, she doesn't wanna piss off her cousin.She's gonna annoy him again an hour from then anyways
>>823712>>823713"when the vandermarks are away the posies will play"when Ernest and Lydia are on a camping trip with Vera Fredrich and Joseph that may or may not be an elaborate trap by Vanessa and Myrtle is having another episode in the mental hospital posie has to watch after her little cousin linus.
>>823715I feel so bad for Lydia's mom...Whatever, Posie and Linus shenanigans are cute>>823717Come to think of it, was Vanessa attacking Vera in the Assassination arc? Or is she more into ultra-elaborate schemes than simple stuff?
"little creep"chaz and Curtis takes Danny shrinking amulet to perv on the vamps while they bath but they are mistaken for the spy drone toades left in their lab and unlucky for the boys they are fed up with that damn teenymov and want to be rid of it once and for all.>>823725Nah Vanessa was out of town hunting the loch Ness monster after being tricked out of tree fiddy by it
>>823741Teenymov? Are they Asimovs?Also, Curtis could easily slip out, considering his knack for disguises
i hate the momstrongs >:(
>>823744Asimom enjoyer...
>>823741*toades left in their lair>>823742kind of its a small drone maria made for Dr toades using Asimov parts
>>823744>>823745Mandy's mom mogs both
>>823748Mandy's Mom? More like Soggy Log.
>>823749She's canonically a bombshell
>>823700My scary edgy oc. Skimshbag.exe… he is so evil he doesn’t even exist o algo…Just a look into my twisted mind… *BRAP*>!noncanon btw!<
>>823744They were made for gooning
>>823752>GooningOuted.
>>823752Drewanon.....
>>823753What if we made our non-canon stylized versions of some characters for fun
>>823751What's the difference between him and normal Skimish?
>>8237561. He is evil and likes to killl ppl like every sonic.exe clone2. He doesn’t even exist, he is only a weird fever Dream someone had.3. Skimshbag doesn’t even know him4. He is made up in someone’s head and is not a physical being
>>823757Also skimshbag.exe is not even a serious character. Just a joke I made in response
>>823758Oh, alright.
>>823746Ew yuck, they were not built for the SP art style.
>>823750She's canonically a sex fiend on the same level as Maria with none of the excuses
>>823760Only one out of place is Amanda, considering she's Jonesy's aunt, so I'd think she's be taller>>823761Ok, and?
>>823762hotdog down a hallway
>>823763What does that mean?
>>823765implies a very loose vagina
>>823764>>823766Cute! Like the new artstyle
>>823769thanks its been fun drawing with it
They caught me eating Nuggets at the NP library again, how fucked am I?
>>823771Fiona resides there, so don't chew loud, I guess
>>823771Send miss chariot is on duty All you gotta do is just walk up some stairs.
>>823776Alright, I literally walked up five steps and that chocolate goddess is threatening to call the cop(singular).>>823772Too late, I was caught, I'm a wanted man.
>>823777Well, you're fucked
>>823771>>823772>"YO! THIS GUY'S EATING NUGGETS!">"Why does it feel like I'm being tattled on by a 60 year old ghost loli?"
>>823780>Be tattled on by 60 year old ghost loli>have the biggest nutt I've ever had in public*>cowboy waddle up the stairs**I never nutted in public before nor do I ever plan to
>>823781How does that turn you on?
>>823782Look man, don't ask me how to do my job.
>>823783I just don't see it. She doesn't even have a lower body (she did in her cheerleader outfit and probably when she was alive)
>>823785Shut the hell up, these bitches make me nut harder than a squirrel in winter.
>>823787For me, it's Savannah.Yes, it's because of the Pirate outfit and giving Linus a wedgie and nothing else
Purittan (adult).
>>823791Hold the fuck up, why does this T.T.(variant) have boobs? Her chest should flatter than Chariot's, hell, it should be concave
>>823792for some reason this one has a huge rack. Maybe she was genetically engineered Since she is from a gooner dimension.
>>823795I'm starting to feel like I cheated just by having you on my team... Not that I'm complaining, keep up the good fight.
>>823796I ain’t done yet I could probably get three or four more pieces out today.
>>823799You my nigga, you know that? You my harley, you feel me?I got something in the oven that's baking, gonna try to put some stuff out too, I don't want only you and Leslie carrying the team.
>"Hey, has any of y'all seen my cane? And can someone turn down the AC? It's January!">"I didn't know you wore Illegal Horse panties?">"Shut it Chaz, I know you're... *pat pat*... I did it again..."
Somthing to cool down my day filled with drawing
>>823799Didn't know Fiona was like that>>823810Robert wears panties? Noice
>>823814Nah, I was thinking he grabbed his sister's by accident, or this is a dream.
>>823816Right, he's blind.
>>823814Just a non Canon reference to fiona from adventure time
>>823821I see it now and I feem stupid for not seeing it earlier
little miss piggies the double dee detectives becomes hall monitors for the week and the power goes to their heads but when the week is up, everyone remembers what they did and since they don't have authority any more they find themselves targets of a bullying campaign
>>823825I can imagine her sending this to as many people as possible and only Jerry and a few randos like it>>823835I can see this happening in the actual show for a plot.
>>823835>DDMC have to make it out of the school alive the day before summer vacation>It's just a parody of the movie The Warriors>Nancy's on the PDA system>"Now two ex-hall monitors are out there, boppers.. Reports are coming in they were last seem trying to sneak through the lunchroom... Those two are some real bad sister, so be careful when handling them, boppers, they'll snitch."
>>823838What if Cassandra joined them? A reporter and gaslighter together are not a good combo...
"Hong Kong headlock"Dani and Sabrina managed to capture the leader of Hong Kong and a headlock and have to escape without being caught by the authorities so they can remove him from the country so he can be tried in north park for some trivial crime he was behind
>>823846Mandy: Hey Jerry, if Lori annoys you so much, why don't you mess her up?Jerry: *grumbling*Chaz: Do you like her>SimultaneouslyLori: YES!Jerry: *grumbling that sounds like 'Yes'*
CLANKER NUKE COMING RIGHT UP
>>823851the current art fight art pieces are 26 honkers to 1 clankers
>>823851Cute! So we have Mute, Posie, Robert, Asimov and Chaz. Who are the other kids?
>>823854My AI prompts aren't working right, give me a minute
>>823856Hansel and rosiland. just wearing differently >>823854dont forget multipliers
>>823874I figured the green one was Hansel
>>823874is the multiplier it per piece or character?
>>823876Multiplier apply to character that weren't drawn yet that was made before 2026. Character made this year would count as score just not the multiplier >>823249
>>823851Where's Sammy
>>823889holy fuck, that's a weird way to say "that's a cool pic" sammy doesn't have to be in everything, why don't /you/ draw him yourself
>>823889>>823915Whenever Sammy's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Sammy?"
>>823916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-6F1O6RcYY&pp=ygUPd2hlcmUncyBwb29jaGll0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
>>823916This for every character who's forgotten about (like Romo or Teeny Steve)
>>823918Man I remember when Teeny Steeve was everywhere, literally. He's even the icon for the wiki. Maizeby too, and arguably Nightmare Guy. All mascot-y characters who don't get used much anymore. Just no place for them in Nu-North Park.
>>823919You can still make them fit. I don't see why they can't be used. It's not like the show that inspired North Park where they disown the first 3 seasons and the current show got up its own ass. North Park is sheer chaos
>>823920I mean it pretty much comes down to people not using them. I don't really draw North Park stuff anymore despite still posting in the threads so it's become mostly up to the new guard to produce the content. And of course the new guard tend to prefer to use their own characters.
>>823921I think Nightmare Guy is cute. And I like how it makes Drew a partial eldritch entity
>>823919>>823921people going to draw their own oc and the ones they like over the ones they dont have a connection to because they were created 2 years before they arrived and have 20+ threads of lore and stories they werent there for.
>>823923Or you have me, who goes off of the wiki and the occasional look at the archives
Got em
>>823925>Get excited at first>Continue readingJesus Christ, I know this already, I already draw girls with dicks all the fucking time or draw a girl and call it a boy.I literally would suck Sabrina's fat balls.
>>823925
>>823926I'm more of an ass man, desu>>823927Does anyone in North Park like him? Melville at least has Cringe Kid and Lisa (only for mod purposes, but it kinda counts). Meanwhile, Neil's page doesn't have any positive interaction with anyone
>>823928I would fucking dropkick Neil through a dumpster and pour acid on all of his whoopee cushion collection and burn his clown horns..Also what's a nice ass without a nice pair of nuts?
>>823928Bundle "loves" him...for about a week before she moves on to the next husband
>>823930I really want to fuck Bundle and breed her and then dip.
>>823925>>823928Ula and the cat ninjas kinda tolerate him due to brain damage and naivety/lack of social understanding, respectively
>>823929I wouldn't go that far, man.>>823930Bundle's a freak>>823933>Closest thing to a positive interaction is a retarded vamp and lab experiments>Even then, it's just tolerating himBeing Neil is suffering
>>823934Also I forgot about dogman/ dougie He likes him, though Neil is his owner.
>>823935Dogs are unconditional lovers, almost to a fault
Alternate Sammy from the Alternate Universe
>>823934I would.
>>823937Ooh, what's Sammy's deal here?
>>823939He drank a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
>>823943That's it? So he doesn't have his stretchy powers?
>>823944he's rock-hard concrete now. Instead of being long and gangly, he's solid and rough on the edges. Think Ben Grimm or Kevin 11 from alien force
>>823946Huh, neat. Wonder how his lesbian moms are in this timeline.Also, a fight between these 2 would be a stalemate because Anti-Sammy's too hard for regular Sammy to damage but Sammy's too elastic, so he'd either dodge or just bounce back
>>823942So the clone made another clone.Surely this won't end badly
“Nightmare on Asimov street”Maria upgrade Asimovi to have the ability to dream so Asimov has a series of nightmares that he and Jonesey are a couple because of the Gandhi glitch in civilization where he so peaceful he becomes a violent warlord, but with asimovi it’s his opinion of her is so low that the dream machine is interpret that as a deep infatuation with her>>823949No, just the same character in different poses
>>823953Wake up you bucket bolts
>"Always carry your smile, never be caught without it."
>>823835
>>823959Posie's mom reminds me of Sheila. They can both gather mobs, both are redheads, both are kinky (although Sheila embraces it more), both have moralfag kids
>>823960I always imagine Savannah with Beavis' voice and it still fits
>>823965i wanna see sabrina rub her hairy MUFF on dani's hairless slit
Manstrong
>>823968YOO!! This is so good
>>823968North Park needs more dilfs
Momstrong
>>823766This cat might be important later.
>>823975ominous
>>823980I was early by 14 billion years In order to not be late for a "totally platonic hangout session" with Sabrina Dani uses a magic artifact sends her back to the beginning of time as a ghost and she has to experience everything until the moment in time she wants to get off at and become human again
>>823982I'm getting 'The Late Phillip J Fry' vibes from this episode, I dig it, I can imagine poor Dani being frustrated at her massive boner*.**Translator's note: Boner means mistake
Ashley’s super sleepover spreeAshley tries to have a sleepover with various kids without their permission and sometimes knowledge because she tried if the overcrowded orphanage she ends up sleeping on a park bench
https://files.catbox.moe/qzqam1.mp3Here's a short trailer for a very real episode me and Dannyanon are working on, the episode is planned to be twenty minutes long, and he's already finished at least 12 minutes of full animation, and I've completed at least 2 hours of audio, because I just keep going like Duracell.This project has been absolutely amazing, and I do gotta thank Dannyanon for the Dani lines, also I'm sorry I took so long to get out the trailer, maybe we should get a better taskmaster to beat me harder.
If I had to choose who to be bullied by here (Addison doesn't count), I'm picking Penny. Lydia would shit-talk him relentlessly and Savannah... yeah...Penny doesn't look like she cares at all
>>824006penny is the kind of girl who forces you to eat her boogers
>>824008Fine, Lydia's 2nd best to hang out with. Penny's gross and Savannah has little restraint
>>823922>I like how it makes Drew a partial eldritch entityShe was like that before Nightmare Guy.
>>824011So clowns are eldritch?
>>824012Drew's dad literally fucked an eldritch abomination.
>>824013Is Drew's dad Bongo?
>>824014Yes.
>>824015So why is Nightmare Guy considered her brother then? He appeared after Bongo died, but isn't Bongo reincarnated or something?
>>824016Ask Asimovanon, Nightmare Guy isn't my creation.
>>824017Know what, it doesn't matter, I just think he's neat.
>>824018It mattered enough for you to ask, I'm sure he can explain, if I remember it's implied Nightmare Guy is some fragment of Bongo, or something like that.
>>824016He's more Bongo's son than a direct reincarnation, Since he's the result of Bongo mixing miming and clowning while still having some of that eldritch funk on him
>>824029So he was banging someone while having eldritch stuff and that made Nightmare Guy?
>>824031No, he tried to use miming techniques while being a clown and still had bits of eldritch energy on him, so when doing the miming thing and it killed him, the mixture of mime, clown and eldritch energies combined to make Nightmare guy
>>824026Who is this girl?
>>824041chatterbox the anti mute
>>824042They were somehow coincidentally born on the same day, what the hell?It's like god wanted to fuck with her specifically.Also, Chatterbox x Melville > Mute x Melville
>>824053Bellboy and his airhead sis
“freaky fatty Friday” after a wish is made penny loses her big ol naturals but the fat is transferred into Dani’s ass during the worst possible time when the infamous criminal theass goblin is on the loose
>>824057Okay, instantly my fave episode, big ass Dani is good stuff.
>>824057Dayum! I thought Dani already had a fat ass, but this is better.>>824058Yup! I also like clothed big butt > naked big butt
He brought up that embarrassing story
Episode Idea:"North Park vs. Middle Park"North Park is sick and tired of Middle Park, thinking that their town is better than theirs. So, Mayor Chuck decided to be reasonable (for once) and open an town battle to see which town is better
>>824066How is Middle Park, anyway?
would you guys make any North Park Chatbots?because if so, I'd be interested in them
>>824085We shouldn't make it public. The people here want North Park to be contained on /i/
>>824065Given how Vera's been around for centuries and had a shit ton of assassination attempts, that doesn't narrow it down in the slightest
“Distract them, Dani”Sabrina and Dani needs some records at p kiddy office for a case so Dani has to distract the entire school during the mandatory assembly with a improvised performance until Sabrina gets back with the record and she’s taking forever to get back>>824104He knows the one and that he shouldn’t have said it
>>824104>Shit ton of assassination attemptsThat bitch reminds me of Jeff Boss.>Literally who?Local urban legend/schizo who also is trying to run for politician, I think.
>>824106Dani: mentions something embarrassing about Danny/herselfDanny: wtf
>>824106Sabrina is confused by p Kiddy's filing system and get distracted once she sees her Dani and Penny and the rest of Lydia's Gang files she takes A few pictures for blackmail for the next time they try to bully her At first, the audience is thinking this is a bit cringe but as the performance goes on, they get more and more engaged with it. when Sabrina gets back and the performance is done dani gets a 5 minute standing ovation.
>>824085https://chub.ai/characters/Anonymous/jonesy-alexander-c4fbde3b91fchttps://chub.ai/characters/Anonymous/maria-gurlukovich-7270a7afa43ehttps://chub.ai/characters/Anonymous/sabrina-opal-91351969e996Made some quick dirty ones for Jonesy, Maria, and Sabrina.mostly just converted their wiki pages.
>>824119okaydid you even think to ask the creators?
>>824120No, but if they want me to delete them I will
>>824119I don't care if you use Maria or my other characters for chatbots
I have heard about the sitaution.We all know skimshbag seethes other countries while gooning to lolicon, in case of Venezuela.Now when he sees a random Venezuelan on the street, he is going to coat himself in oil (which he has a sexual relation with) and set himself on fire and rape them.He’s fire-proof.
>>824131Jonesy's shorter than I thought>>824132Fuck 'em all to death, as Mr Garrison would say
>>824131why they mad?
>>824136Vera got Jonesy killed. At least her wiki page says so
>>824135that's Vera as Jonesy >>824136they hate each other i guess in this timeline Jonesy is the one that kills Vera making her a cyber ghost
>>824131Make them kiss and make up, with tongue~
>>824140>~This is the gayest shit ever.
>>824141I want Jonesy and very to do gay shit to each other
>>824142>verymeant vera, fuck
>>824138The haircut should've been a dead giveaway
>>824141>>824142>>824140Did someone say yuri
>>824148DannyAnon is obsessed with Yuri.
>>824149AND DREW ANON IS OBSESSED WITH FUTRA UR POINT??????????????
>>824149Does North Park have any yaoi?...for a friend of mine
>>824151Best we got is Gothboy and Charles
>>824152don't forget fishboy and Danny
>>824150Is Asimovanon the least degen anon outside of Sammyanon who is pure?
>>824156no
>>824152Cute!>>824154Also cute!
>>824152wow i forgot i drew this lolmaybe i should draw the yvette thing soon. i don't like ntr but i sure love girls breaking fags
>>824156>Sammy anon>>>Robert anon >Hansel anon>Asimov anon>>Huge gap>>>Leslie anon>>>Chaz anon>>Danny anon>>>>>Drew anon>>>>>>Delly anon >>>>Dew anon >>>>[REDACTED] anon
>>824162>Dew AnonHow horny was he? Do I have to amp up my horny game to get bumped up? Should I release the coveted scent profiles of my OCs?
>>824162How bad is Dew anon?
>>824162I'm pretty sure that Robert Anon is more deviant that Hansel Anon and Asimov Anon
>>824148>>824162You ain’t seen nothing yet
>>824162lmfao i love and hate the fact that me being that low is actually so accurate
>>824119We need a Dani chatbot so we can steal Sabrina from her.
>>824168You bask in stealing one from the other.I bask in stealing their butt virginities at the same time.We are not the same.
>>824169Stealing both is good
https://files.catbox.moe/uwvmc6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hprr9o.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/0lobui.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/0takal.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/uoax4c.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/cmh1io.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/gvmgru.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/flp0f4.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/m6tyli.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/maa8g6.pngDannyAnon sends his regards.... Here's a piping hot lewd bomb.
>>824172Best ones were Fiona and Chazette/Dani
>>824172https://files.catbox.moe/l1twpn.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/g1ygti.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/7hnfle.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/acszir.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ndzsik.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/iwtpwq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ktzcac.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mmuiwo.pngSorry people, got s'more.
>>824175I desperately need context for the Addison-Jonesy oneAlso, didn't know Trishia was like that
>>824177>Also, didn't know Trisha was like thatMakes sense. She did grow up with 5 brothers
>>824179I wish I was one of her brothers so we can pass her around like a bottle of soda.
>>823592Well, if we're dropping horny...https://files.catbox.moe/7w5i0e.png
>>824185I wanna sniff those titties so bad.
The double D detectives have to go on a water-based mission but Sabrina finds out Dani can’t swim so she decides to teach her at the local swimming pool.
>>824185Hansel: I feel a disturbance in the force...Nah, it's probably nothing
>>824188https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPFZ5i0IreY&pp=ygUZYW1waGliaW91cyBhc3NhdWx0IGd0YSBzYQ%3D%3D
>>824177two bored girls come up with games after Saturday temple while their families who are very close with each have dinner and score is Jonesy up by a bunch Addison 0
>>824191Jonesy: Ok, lemme be corporeal again just to bang Addison... for the 15th time
>>824191>Addison is a jew:(
>>824194We warned you that she was worst girl
>>824195Addison is not worst girl
>>824197who is?
>>824198Lisa
>>824198Penny
>>824199>>824200>Both have dubsWould you rather clean Lisa's NEET bucket or eat Penny's boogers?
>>824201Penny's boogers. No one said I have to eat just the booger. I can just mix it with some rice and then trick her into thinking I ate it.
>>824202You have to eat just the booger.Like in that one pic.
>>824203Well then, I'll clean Lisa's NEET bucket. I've done some plumbing before. All I need is gloves and a mask and I'm good
>>824191
>>824172>>824175>>824185Basically for anyone who doesn’t know
>>824207>Comparing drawings to actual victimsGet the fuck out.
>>824208You’re gooning to it, that makes you a pedophile
>>824206Jonesy pussy can vibrate giving her an advantage >>824194Addison, Horowitz is Jewish. Shocker>>824190Now there needs to be a train mission episode
>>824201>>824203Time to boogie woogie
>>824213I wish a pox upon you and your ilk.UGH EW EW EW!!!!! BITCH!!!
>>824212I can imagine it vibrating like a phone at the most awkward times.
>>824213Ew! > How sweet! > Jerry's a douche (he's my douche, though)
>>824219
Hey, did you know the DDMT(Later DDMC) had a show on Cartoon Network back in the day?
>>824224Addison beating the worst girl allegations right here
>>824233>>824224How did she get the number to her pussy?
>>824235this is dubiously, canon, but when Jonesy orgasms tech and electricity glitches for a moment in a small area around her one time Addison got a phone call from an unusual number when she called it back she heard a buzzing and noticed jonesy reacted to it and saved the number as call for a good time >>824236again them actually doing the deed is dubiously canon ( but if the lore council wants to make it cannon I won't complain) but they were good friends before the whole Jonesy dying and addison joining Lydia's Gang now they're a bit strained but are still forced to hang out Saturday nights
After looking in the archives and seeing that Jerry was meant to resemble Bakugo, I can't stop imagining him with his voice
>>824240I can't fucking breathe.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gZBhZg4s04Y
>>824241Wow, Jerry's mom is really on edge from Jerry's shit, huh? At least he finally has a dad.
Given that South Park is coming to Fortnite, which North Park characters would play it?Don't pick easy ones like Melville, Lisa Stanky or Cringe Kid
>>824245nobody because the show weirdly takes place in 199x-200x
>>824245Father Goodfellow, Officer Gency, Dr. Cates, Darwin/Elizabeth Walker and Turtle fucker
>>824246I heard it's a floating timeline, but even then, episodes don't have to take place in the modern day.>>824247Dr Cates surprises me the most
>>824246>the show weirdly takes place in 199x-200xthere's a kiwi farmer and a character that loves fnaf and undertale in the cast and you think this
>>824250Who's the kiwifarmer? Flynn?
>it's another namefag episode
>>824252I'm pretty sure that's butters user name in the fortnight ad>>824251yes
>>824253Actually, it was something else, all I remember was it has Cha0s and 67. I just forgot to change it.
Where we dropping, sissies?
>>824258>Jonesy in an Asimov mechFreakin hilariousAlso, Myrtle would have a heart attack in a world like Fortnite
>>824258>Hui using her fucking sonI love this so fucking much, I love this so FUCKING MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AFERWGNGEREGNRFEREGDHERWWERSDR%#TEHGNCRHTGDRFGDERWTGED I NEED MORE NIGGA
>>824263Oh right, she's a midget. It's oddly cute
>>824254It was "67Cha0s67"
>>824267Oh, close enough
the fortnight collab takes place in cartman land which is north park Funland so north park is in fortnight
ASS(Based after the bot)https://files.catbox.moe/hdk5t2.png
>>824275Asimov 2 would never let this happen
NGL I can see Mandy, Chaz and Jerry going back to Cartmanland, wondering how it somehow got changed back to when Cartman bought it.They then do typical theme park stufd that gets interrupted by 5 kids from a neighboring town fighting eachother in mech suits
>>824287>"Goddamn it, that fat ass bought the park again."
>>824288Actually, Cartman didn't buy it back. The Stick of Truth somehow reverted it back to that point. But the North Park kids don't know that.They'd have to know certain things about South Park, considering how often it gets in the news
>>824294North Park treats South Park as the rest of 4chan treats /npg/ threads
>>824296So North Park ignores it, then? But they'd have to remember when Cartman took it over.
>>824258Jonesy in the mech suit keeps killing and teabagging Hatsune Miku now Miku hates asimov, believing he's doing it seen she only saw his emblem Asimov is dying inside because of it since he's a big fan
>>824301And this further's Asimov's hatred of her.
>>824301>>824302Asimov is a NPC boss that takes more Damage from Drew and Miku but does more damage to Jonesy
>>824306Maybe he deliberately hold back on everyone but Jonesy, so it's effectively hard mode.Asimov 2, on the other hand...
>>824258
>>823974That's look really good ^^
>>824309we did it danbrina chads they're in and their taunt is a massive lez out session
Might as well hop on the train
>>824309Who is Vera on top of?
>>824317Joseph
>>824320They don't have a wiki page, so IDK who that is
>>824321check the north park vampire Society
>>824322Oh, I see it now
>>824314That's strange, I shot at her like 4 feet away and missed, yet her hitbox still registered it as a hit
Momo and Brett are my favorites out of the Fucker SocietyI wanna protect Brett with my life, but I would never let people know that
"Birthday"Dannyanon creates a new species of fungi to introduce into North Park.It's Leslieanon's birthday and only HanselAnon remembers who's been missing for two and a half years."Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"Overnight North Park has a chinese restaurant that serves every oriental meal.The Trumans (This is what we'll call the NPAnons from now on) get a call from The Boss and need to stop interacting with the town too closely."Vent Voyage"Drewanon's funding is cut after one too many pranks and begins to forage in the vents.The Trumans have a legally-mandated vacation and go to Chimdale Spa."All I Want For Kwanikkah"It's the holidays! and Asimovanon is having trouble finding the right decorations for the "Kwanikkah" celebration, something made up by The Boss to be all-inclusive. Or hella stressful.Meanwhile Sammyanon makes some taffy for the occasion."The Boss Visits"After ∞ seasons, we finally get to see the boss on-screen for the first time, and she isn't happy!It's Vera... Vera's the boss."Who's The Boss?"The Boss claims to be retiring and holds a battle royale for the next boss, it's like that old movie with Takeshi, Sonatine.Dellyfag drugs the water supply.ChazAnon desperately tries to keep the peace, but everyone else wants that Bossjob.
>>824325Poor Zeno, he's no one's favorite.
>>824327He's the lamest of the fuckers.
>>824325I need Momo to rape me.
>>824326Who's been missing? DewAnon?Maybe "The Boss Visits" is just everyone but Vera pretending this is a shocking revelation.Also, there's no way Vera isn't bullshitting about stepping down>>824327It's Xeno, but he doesn't do it for me>>824329You do you, man
>>824330>DewAnon is giga degenerate>He's also been last seen in the 90sI don't fucking get it!And of course Vera's bullshitting, she just wants to see blood spill.
Alright, I finally have a free day, I can develop the gang LARP just a bit, gonna draw some concept costumes for a few gang concepts I have.
>>824325You have no idea how much he needed this
>>824334Cute!Also, it was just one time, man
>>824334>>824335I mean, his fetish is still weird (unless it's fictional characters like Yokai or smth, I draw the line at real life turtles). He seems like the most reasonable of them.
>BlockheadsThey wear cubes on their heads, led by Beansy? Mostly tard/cripple kids.>Sunday FunniesThey have a silly/clown aesthetic and are led by Neil. Mostly weird kids.>Tanned Hides/Leather HeathersLydia's gang, but they have more of a 50s leather/biker aethetic.
episode where mayor Mac tonight bans the internet after Jonesy makes a threat that she's going to transfer all the robots ai into a smart toilet. Lisa moves into the chateau because they're outside the towns jurisdiction and Jonesy is brought back there but has to hop between different electronics from the chateau back into town"double dee theft"women what's large boobs are having waking up with a flat chest and the double dee ( now only one d) detectives are on the case. Sabrina is hiding her flatness with big coats the whole time the thief is Britney " itty Britty" Plank a vengeful spirit that died due to her flatness ( a baseball hit her in the chest stopping her heart if she had a bit more cushion she wouldve survived) now she steals naturally gifted girls that flaunt their assets boobs
>>824339Oh shit ma-->died due to flatnessLMAOFuck, this was a good idea for a dumb joke character I had..Is it possible Britty had a daughter or a sister or cousin?
>>824339Danny: It's ok, Wendy, I've delivered to her a couple times. This is nothing to me
>>824340>Is it possible Britty had a daughter or a sister or cousinshe died in high-school so no daughter so maybe a niece or nephew Sabrina and Penny would be the funniest answer but though
>>824342My people will be in contact with your people for the novella.
Play my game
>>824344I want her to ruin me
>>824344No.>>824345We know.
"Slappy Gets a Confection"At the yearly North Park Carnival, Slappy contracts an infection, but for clowns it's called a 'Confection' after stepping on a exposed rusty nail on the teacup ride.Drew decides to do all of his clown duties, with Song's help.Hui nurses Slappy back to health.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouTMqZrgrTU>The ModsRobot-cyborg mixed with 1960s mod aesthetic
If anyone wants to hear about the gangs who didn't make the cut let me know.In the meantime I'll loredump a little, let me set the mood, boppers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k4ap-76RIE&list=PLBD4374EA22622883
>>824347Daw, that sounds cute
>>824350>It's not who you are on the mean streets of this little mountain town in North Park, but the bad mothers you roll with, heard? Good, real good.>Now there's one Big Bad Bopper who runs this whole town under his thumb, Melville The Magnificent (His choice for a name) he makes sure he knows who's making what moves at all times.>There's a few mean gangs running each district in North Park, we've got The Tanned Hides going up against the Sundae Funnies for control over the Ice Cream parlor in Downtown.>Neil and his sideshow act, they run the their turf like it's a circus, be careful when going on their patch, babies.Electric handshakes, kick me signs and the odd whoopie cushion will be all too familiar..>Now Lydia? Her outfit's a real tough bunch of mothers, nothing but brute force, these ladies don't care who they hurt, using their bikes to give chase to any unlucky soul who dares to boogie on through their turf, best to drop those colors if you need to pass through..>In the residential areas of North Park we've got a brand new outfit on the scene that call themselves 'The Blockheads', this group of misfits really use their heads when it comes to soldiering down on some cocky mothers who think they're bad.>This crew operates from the basement of The Honker Household, but you didn't hear it from me, babies..>We can't forget these tough soldiers who've been running the Residential district of North Park for a decade..>The Mods, with a mix of that 60s beatnik style, and a little bit of that sci-fi flair.. These are some real bad mothers who've decided to blend the line between organic and bionic.. In fact, it's a huge discussion of speculation amongst the other gangs that their leader, Asimov isn't even human..>Let's just hope that he's waterproof...
>>824353So Neil has acquaintances. Good for him.Also, it'd be funny if Asimov is only strong in gameplay and he's weak in cutscenes, given his inconsistent durability
the life and times of Vera McCready Vera tells miss Chariot various stories from her life and she realized she's responsible for a lot of incidents in morden historyepisode where Jonesy messes with the school record system and puts Asimov in preschool drew and beansy gets arrested for grooming a preschooler
>>824355Oh joy, another Jonesy fucks with Asimov episode, my favorite.
>>824356Asimov is just soooooo attractive, he even attracts girls he hates
>>824357Jonesy has a weird love/hate relationship with Asimov, similar to what Asimov and TT have.
>>824355Kinda like "The Glep Episode">>824359Jonesy likes fucking with him and she's the only person that Asimov genuinely hates
>>824353>That it?--Right so I don't need this piece of paper, dropping the act and the rules are like this, Blockheads and Mods, you control the weapons, Lydia's gang and the Sunday Funnies they control the candy... Oh--NO REAL WEAPONS, we don't want any adults getting involved.. Water guns, wiffle ball bats... Nothing that'll cause any real damage..>With the help of Lisa.. I'm currently broadcasting this from a pirate radio station, Melville's also giving anyone playing a cellphone that only really call each other, or me, if you wanna call out another gang, you've got to call me.>Oh, and each gang has to give Melville 20$ in real dollars each week.. How you find that is totally up to you..That's all I really got for the rules so--Go nuts, I guess, Melville will give me more info to give to you.Right.. If you're not in a gang you want to be in, go to Melville about making a new one and he'll send out the word.>Like I said.. Melville's gonna be giving me more info as we go along, about heists and a bunch of other stuff.. Who ever controls the most turf by the end of the game wins!>And Melville says the more gangs there are, the less each gang has to pay in real money, and you HAVE TO HAVE A GANG SAFEHOUSE! That's a huge thing, Lydia's gang has that weird clubhouse in the woods, Sundae Funnies got the joke store backroom, you know where the Blockheads are, and the Mods meet in Asimov's backyard.>[LOUD STATIC FEEDBACK]
>>824361Jonesy also has her thing with A2, which probably goes to A1 when A2 "dies"
>>824366I mean, if A2 dies, then TT gets erased from existence because there isn't a bad future. At least that's how Time Travel usually goes
>>824368It's after AP erased the bad end timeline.
We get list of all the things jonesy did to Asimov we didn't seeShe once tampered with his aI to give him clinical depression She made him really into feet.she put him on the sex offenders registry. she made him forget drew and beansy birthdays she made him mentally challenged once She made him forget the number 3 for a week she made him call all teachers mommy
>>824372Put her in the fart jar like all naughty ghosts
>>824370So does TT still exist after that?
>>824374Yes, the way he does it keeps her from being erased
>>824372Did a robot fuck your mom or something, jesus
>>824374Yeah, she's the only remaining element of that bad future, some strings were pulled so she wouldn't disappear in the spot
I thought Danny vs Asimov was *the* rivaly to rival all rivalries, but that's more of a meta thing. Jonsey vs Asimov is THE rivaly. They are diametrically opposed to each other
>>824375>>824377That's wholesome. He screwed with time just to keep TT existing.>>824372Forgetting the number 3 is diabolical.>Forget Drew and Beansy's birthdaysNevermind, that's worse
>>824372she made his lower not respond to him paralyzing him from the waist below she made him racist towards clown during a dinner with the honkers and pengs She gave him a oedipus complex during the big mother's day Picnic
>T.T is Asimov's main rival>Danny is Asimov's main rival>Jonesy is Asimov's main rivalWhat happened? Why does Asimov have so many rivals? Not even Melville has this many dedicated haters in universe. Isn't Asimov's whole deal that he's the robot boy next door who is everyone's friend (besides the one girl trying to kill him)?
>>824383suffering is part of storytelling and telling me what not to do makes me do it even more
>>824383You can't be everyone's friendIn fact, being a friend to everyone comes with a cost, that cost being outside parties taking advantage of you
>>824383Consequences of being the most important character
>>824383DannyAnon has a hateboner for him because he hates robots
>>824383dannyanon: Love hurts Asimov and I love you to death.
>>824384being a contrarian doesn't make you interesting
>>824383I don't get it either, If you want to make a character likeable (like he keeps trying to do for Jonesy) then having them constantly fuck with the nice character does the exact oppossite
>>824383How are Danny and Asimov rivals? Danny's page mentions he's wary of the android but knows he's blameless
>>824390Cartman is pretty likable despite giving someone Aids and feeding a boy his parents and bullying the nice kid
>>824392Same with Butters somewhat.
>>824391they're both red and yellow boys who compete for main character status their rivalry is destined
>>824394Oh, that explains the whole meta thing.Anyway, the true main character of North Park is Jerry
>>824383I agree. We SHOULD be nicer to Melville
>>824395Jerry makes up for his rather mundane arsenal by having the best down to earth and grounded stories
>>824392I wouldn't call him likeable, entertaining yes, but not likeable
>>824397Name three good jerry stories
>>824376you reap what you sow you filthy robutt
>>824390It's not even that he's trying to make her likeable, he insists that she's a good person and then has her tormenting the fuck out of one of the nicest characters in the cast.He wants to have his cake and eat it too.Like, if she was just a full on asshole piece of shit like Cartman then it would make sense for her to do the shit she does, but having her do shit like cripple Asimov and make him retarded and then go on to act like she dindu nuffin is schizo characterization
>>824399Well, I only called him the main character like how Stan was the main character because both are the leaders of their respective groups.Anyway, probably some random Jerry x Penny ep, a Jerry x Lori ep and Mandy and Chaz pretending to be him
>>824401Schrödinger's Jonesy, she is somehow a good girl and a horrible piece of shit at the same time, only taking on one of these states while being observed directly
>>824401>>824403Bullying , a robot isn't evil , they're not people
>>824404oh no I broke my toy I guess I gotta go to hell
>>824404Wait, you're actually serious about being racist to robots? Dude, that's cringe. Robots are people and the AI bubble isn't going to burst. We tolerate robots under this roof
>>824404>>824405He is literally a sapient being with a soul.Comparing torturing a sapient being to breaking a toy makes you come across like a sociopath my guy
>>824404>they're not peopleSame goes for clowns, but you don't see me rewiring Drew's dna to make her gay for women
>>824404>>824405Alright Jonesy, calm down>>824408Or Canadians, since they somehow aren't human
Episode where Danny is forced to do a school project with Asimov
Also, let's bring up the fact that all the people that hate Asimov are totally justified in doing it. he's a goverment surveillance robot spying on this weird sleepy town for no doubt sinister reasons that has a chance to genocide the planet if he goes through a bad day or two
>>824411Asimov wants to do a report on Einstein and Danny wants to do a report on Harry HoudiniMagic vs Science debates ensue.
>>824411Danny doesn't have a problem with Asimov it would be pretty uneventful character drama wise danny is too polite to tell him that he doesn't believe he's a person. though he might end up fighting a cthulhu by the end of it
>>824412Just because it's true and we all think it doesn't mean you have to say the quiet part out loud
>>824412Asimov can't help how he was made, Dannyanon.And he has bad days all the time, the stuff that leads to AP is pretty much his entire family dying and then being forced into a gestalt against his will while in despair. >>824416The belief that Asimov isn't a person is felt, strongly.
>>824412Oh who cares about being spied on, you got something to hide, Danny??? Just give us your data already
>>824419The Thompson's connection to the Colombian Drug Cartel
>>824416>danny is too polite to tell him that he doesn't believe he's a person.is it because most of his body is black?that's pretty racist of Danny
>>824413Ooh, spicy>>824412He didn't ask to be a surveillance bot, dude>>824416Danny, Asimov is a person, just not human
>>824416Are the aliens not people Danny?they're just as inhuman as Asimov is.
>>824422 If a nuclear bomb came to life and was pretty friendly.But could go off at any moment.Would you wanna be friends with it?
>>824423Fleshbags welcome Tincans GET OUT
>>824424As long as they're shielded properly and know how not to trigger them, yes.
>>824426No it goes off randomly
>>824424Well yeah, we can teach the nuke to become a valuable soldier for our cause.
>>824427it really doesn't though.
>>824427Still yes, because that gives us time to prepare instead of being blitz by a regular nuke
Hey T.Tomar, here's a thought experiment. What if you had a teeny Asimov Primo in your hand with the memories of him being the real deal?
>>824432Here's an idea for an Episode that takes place later on in the series: Asimov, tired of Jonesy's constant shit, goes to tech wizard looking for a way to stop that damn ghost from fucking with him and his family, having to go to the internet sorcerer to get a protective program that will keep Jonesy out of his systems.Jonesy tries to foil him every step of the way, but in the end he makes it to the internet sorcerer and gets the program downloaded into his system.
>>824433I wouldn't do anything to him, he's done nothing wrong yet
>>824435No, but you see, he believes he's killed you, your friends and family and there's no chance he'll change because he's an A.I.
>>824436Doesn't matter what he thinks he did, he hasn't done anything.
Jonesy is the hero you guys need but don't deserve
>>824439Jonesy is a jackass who deserves to be at the bottom of the social ladder
>>824440she not anymore she has a army of underclassmen thanks to the miss Jonesy episode , a cult and dear viewers of her v tuber days and Factstruggle to propt her up she back to being popular baby!
>>824441>Needs an entire cult to get anywhere because her personality is such a flaming hot ball of garbagebig oof
>>824441still worst girl.
>>824442Having and maintaining a cult means you’re pretty good in the personality front you don’t get cults without charisma or personality>>824443Stop hating bad
>>824441>Giving her a cult out of nowhere and return her to popularitylame, she needs to suffer consequences for her actions
>>824446>Stop hating badShe is bad, and I will keep hating
>>824447actually that been around for almost a year both me and Drewanon made stories about her having a cult
>>824449 it dates back to May of last year
>>824451>making a cult for one of his character's biggest enemies on his birth Monthdiabolical
>>824446she treats her boys (thats she calls her cult and fans) pretty good she just has to wait a few years before she can join the orgies they have something akin to a dotting big brother and sister like relationship with her to the one's her age and older and she a big sister to those younger than her
episode Jonesy and her cult annoys Asimov because they take all the community service and he can't have none she not even doing it on purpose
>>824454This is not even an evil scheme she just loves her community ( the reputation repair is just a bonus) , even if they're all stupid and don't see what she clearly sees
>>824454>>824455Asimov using the free time to pursue his other hobbies and hang out with his friends: Well, this is actually not that bad, the less fortunate get the help they need and I get more free time, everybody wins
"Jonesy Buddy"Jonesy gets downloaded by someone meaning to get Bonzi Buddy software.Chuck relies too much on his new state-of-the-art AI companion, Jonesy."Good Luck Chuck"Chuck finds a four-leaf clover and after a failed assassination attempt (In reality one of his Bodyguards guns discharged) he believes he is the luckiest man in North Park and tries his luck in the worst ways.The town is angry that the mayor is causing random accidents and traffic jams trying to play real life Frogger.The episode ends with Chuck getting in with the russian mafia, and playing russian roulette, he gets cocky until a sneeze causes him to almost blow his brains out but causes the bullet to only nick him."Back at it again"Cripplefucker tries his best not to get back into his old habits.But soon is seduced by the lure of an old, musky wheelchair."God Hates Crabs"Crabby Little Fuck goes on his own adventure!"When Squids Collide"Drew goes to a stylist for the first time ever due to the dye she likes being discontinued and meets Monsieur Calamari, it's such an uncomfortable and bizarre situation, the entire episode is a real-time conversation dancing around the both of them knowing what the other is."No Hobo"Homelessness runs rampant in North Park, and whenever someone talks about money, or class they immediately try to follow it with 'No Hobo' in fear of people thinking others will think they're homeless.Hansel is offended by this new phrase but only because he's proud of his hoboness and doesn't feel it's something to be ashamed of."Creature Feature"An episode of all the pets of North Park coming together when their owners are away.What wacky misadventures do they get into!And Doug's there, so the other animals can't really relax."Bennett Gets Molested"Bennett tries to get molested but nobody takes the bait, he even dresses up as a hot shortstack, but it seems like the town is too smart for those faggy little antics.
>>824464Why would Cripplefucker not wanna fuck cripples? Did I miss something?"When Squids Collide" feels like a Smiling Friends episode
>>824440Nah, she should be above Lisa Stanky>>824454>>824455You cannot convince me Jonesy does community service
>>824473you don't know Jonesy as well as you think she does it all the time saving these poor saps from being spied on"4000 ad"set two thousand years in the future Jonesy's cult became the dominant religion, animal hybrids a common species, clownretardbots are everywhere they're a real big problem a couple of kids venture into the cave of the all powerful land lord ( vera) to beg for extension for another month of rent since their parents are sick."Jewish space lasers" Jonesy and Addison are bored so Jonesy hijacks America's space laser satellites operating it with a ipad take them for a joyride.
>>824474"anti spy war"Jonesy and her cult puts out a series of PSAs teaching the people of North Park how avoid being spied on by the government and their surveillance systems the government realizes that they not getting the data they want from town anymore and threatens to pull funds from the spying program scrap the Asimov program and send Maria elsewhere unless they get their numbers up
>>824474>hijacking government satellites out of boredomFeels like an ultimate move. Maybe Addison calls Jonesy to just nuke people in some video game. They somehow survive itAlso, 4000 AD sounds neat. Maybe the kids are implied to be Chaz, Jerry and Mandy's descendants. Jonesy looks exactly the same while Vera looks older, like middle-aged (assuming her vampirism only slowed her aging and didn't stop it entirely).
>>824475>scrap the Asimov programIt'll show up next episode, trust me
>>824476all the Immortals and long lived folk get together to reminisce about the past
>>824478Jonesy:>Haha fuck you Vera I'm immortal and have a cult
>>824479Vera: at first I was distraught that i was just long-lived and not immortal and only got another two thousand years in me but then I thought 4000 years is life enough for me and im not gonna be a kid forever could you imagine being treated like a child forever that sure would suck right like especially being in that awkward puberty, stage ugh I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies
>>824480...how long did puberty last for her? Like 50-100 years?
>>824481i imagine a hundred or so if 2000 years was like 30 ro 40ish for her
>>824472He's trying not to fuck cripples because someone said for him not to be so pushy and he'll get mega crippussy.
>>824464damn Doug not welcomed with the animals or the humansepisode where Dogman decides to make all the animals in town as intelligent and humanoid as him leading to a animal civil right movement
>>824484the humans try to fight back but gets their asses handed to them leading to the humans becoming the pets now this is how the episode ends
>>824485the vamps just turned into bats to join the animals Vera rans the the human pet shop
>>824475why would anyone believe these PSAs?Isn't Jonesy's whole thing that she's an Alex jones-esque hack that people don't believe?I mean yeah the cult would believe her because they're her cult but they'd already think that way.>>824474>"4000 ad"Asimov is in the background of the episode trying to wrangle his 1/3rd tard descendants and mostly failing
I now pronouns you Mr and Mrs during the school trip to city hall Vera gets bored tricks a bunch of random students into signing marriage documents making them legally married the most prominent one this episode is Mandy and Melville chaz and Ashley ( Ashley moves in with Chaz immediately) Jerry and Zachary chuck thinks he'll get a boost in popularity if he has a gay son so he tries to keep the marriage going episode graveyard shift the grim reaper calls up Danny to cover his shift so he can play a new game so Danny has to reap the dead on the list which Dorothy is on the listDani Sabrina Leslie and Ashley must stop him with home alone style booby traps if he doesn't reap her by the end of the day her death will be rescheduled to another day
>>824490>why would anyone believe these PSAs?>Isn't Jonesy's whole thing that she's an Alex jones-esque hack that people don't believe?because she always right about shit just says it weird or has the motivation behind the incidents wrong also the average north park citizen is prime Alex Jones audience.
"The Corniors"Maizeby, Maizy and Candy Corn Lady are deep in North Park and need to quickly avoid detection and get back to Corney Island.Special Guest Star David Patrick Kelly as 'Luther'
>>824490The bots are his descendants? Cool how he survived two millenia
>>824494I mean they're one third tard one third robot and one third clown.As for how he survived his consciousness is digital so as long as there is something he can download himself into he won't die it's the same reason that TT hasn't perma-killed him.
>>824500I won't question how Clowns and Retards managed to impregnate a robotAlso, I thought his consciousness was limited specifically to Asimov bodies
>>824501Nah, Jonesy put him in a baby doll once
>>824501>I won't question how Clowns and Retards managed to impregnate a robotit's better that way, to question it only leads to madness
>>824502Oh, weird. But cool.>>824503I mean, Jonesy has a pseudo son, but...yeah, let's not question it.
lawless zone gency get trapped under a vending machine and almost immediately the crime rate skyrocket to absurd levelsteeny steeve vs Jonesy the school is torn between who would wreck the others shit in a fight teeny steeve or Jonesy so they try to make them fight which both sees the obvious bait and decides to work together making life hell for everyone
>>824508total teeny death
>>824508Lawless Zone sounds cool. Would be funny if Posie starts commiting crimes, showing how dire things are.Also, aside from "Wall Secrets," what can Teeny Steve even do?
>>824510>Posie doing the most insignificant crimes>Loitering and trespassing>Trying ALL the flavors in the ice cream parlor>RAPING me
>>824510>Also, aside from "Wall Secrets," what can Teeny Steve even do?One of the most powerful magic users, the Wall Secrets include spells and Eldrich lore.He also is shockingly strong and durable for his size because he's a giant that just happens to be really small
>>824511And soooo many hate crimes...
>>824511And pirating movies. I imagine Linus would attempt actual crime but fuck up every step of the way>>824514Like what?
>>824508the cat ninjas firing off Tommy guns in the middle of the streetsVera breaks into the police station and destroys all evidence against her she let's the zoomers get babies first crime spree zoomies while she deals with the future Jonesy downloads a car
>>824512OK, Steve has a shot. I don't think Jonesy has superhuman strength or durability without tech
Yo, I kinda wanna fuck the shit out of Nancy and leak the video.
>>824527she's the one who'd leak it and it'd be an exposé on how bad at sex you are and how small your penis is
"Be Jeweled"The episode picks up at the two finding the Lost Jewel of El Dorado, and are immediately cursed with an immense greed for the jewel upon touching it.The two on their way back to return the jewel are practically backstabbing each other every step of the way, with plans to murder the other, to get the full reward for the prized Jewel."Goodbye Horses"The Double Dee Mystery Crew's last caper, in a flash forward to their last year in middle school, Dani and Sabrina solve one last mystery before High School.The two are tasked with finding a toy horse and in the process they blow open a weirdo serial killer obsessed with LARPing as a Horse."Fast Times at North Park High"Part two of the flash forward Dani and Sabrina decide a rebranding is for the best.And also accidentally break the NPH's prized marathon runner's leg in a pizza accident."I Treated Her Like Gold"Back to the current block in time, the DDMC are going up against Goldino who turns Sabrina into a gold statue, Goldino doesn't know how to reverse it, but he just decides to leave before he gets into some real trouble!Can Dani find a cure for the Golden Curse?"Eazy E is Still Alive"While visiting Sabrina's paternal Grandparents the DDMC bump into Elvis on line at the Gristedes', it turns out the entire town is actually a place where all those dead Celebrities and Public Figures retire when they want to live in peace.Eazy E asks the girls to find Tupac.The Tupac Mystery takes a back seat but becomes a running gag for two or three seasons until it solves itself."Eat Randy"There's a new drug on the street called 'Randy' and it acts as an aphrodisiac.Dani is accidentally exposed to it and finds herself all over Sabrina who doesn't know how to react."The Mystery of Little Teacup Terror"The duo get trapped on a teacup ride during the county faire, by Sunko The Clown, the entire episode is just the two trying to get off, and then just trying to enjoy where they're at.
Toades accidentally doses himself with Kindness extract and performs various acts of charity and goodness, but it's revealed that his kindness levels are lethal to those around him, so the trio have to find a way to bring back the old Grumpy Mr Toades before he literally kills them all with kindness
episode where Vera tricks Elmer into shooting her in court so if it ever becomes what he said she says that will be on his record "22 minutes till sundown"Elmer Vanessa, Leslie mom, Dr toades and Jonesy worked together to corner Vera in a barn house in the middle of nowhere with only 22 minutes till Sunset meaning they are save thing take a turn when Vera reveals she has lt naptime and Leslie younger sister ( though she could be lying) with her and she gonna kill them if they enter the barn house the group starts turning on each other toades and Vanessa knows if the sun sets they are good as dead and the bitch might be lying but they're not 100% sure Jonesy doesn't know who to listen to and Elmer and Leslie mom wants their children safety the whole time we don't see what's in the barn the ending is they all die to Vera and the whole thing was a simulation by toades to check how their plan would go
>>824533Yeah, I don't get why you'd fuck someone who can easily ruin your social life.
>>824533Oh fuck, that's the best part, nigga, holy fuck.>>824537Because I'm clearly a weirdo who gets off on humiliation.
>>824534
>>824542I love to see it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs
>>824542I imagine it'll play out like a Pepe Le Pew cartoon with Dani being Pepe and Sabrina panicking running away because Dani's coming on way too strong.
>>824542Breeding Dani while Sabrina watches.and then Breeding Sabrina too
>>824546I'd rather just fuck the both and have them make out with my cock.Or give me a blue plate special.That's when you have a chick slurping you off, and the other rims you.
>>824547Alternating between pounding Dani and Sabrina senseless while they make out
>>824548I want Sabrina to insult me about certain things while Dani tell her not to be so mean.
>>824549I'm not into degradation but you do you
Cates made a wish on a Monkey's paw to make her older sister stop embarrassing her.This is why she was so emotionally frigid and part of why CK is so inhumanly Cringe.Cates gave up on magic after that and doubled down on sccience
>>824552Aw, I feel bad for her...At least she has a loving nephew
>>824555Shame she's crazy and barely gets to see him because she hates his dad
Purple vs red Turns out there's a bunch of copies of the double dee mystery crews out there with a Dani and Sabrina after one fucks up pretty spectacular and very embarrassing for the branda bunch of them descend upon north park to prove they're the best ddmc
>>824558>me when i see a purplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voie2WUFCzc
>>824558It ends with all of them dying but one Dani and one Sabrina, with neither being sure they're the original (Well, as original as Dani can be in her case, what with her being a clone, lol)
"Nutted Dot Net"Jonesy makes a website that is basically people she hates getting hit in the nuts."Tommy Boy"Tom Clancy comes to North Park for a book signing, Clancy's Angels show up and gush and ask him for details on his next game and book, eventually they kidnap him incidentally and the episode ends in a hostage negotiation stand-off with Gency and he has to ignore a few other duties, like the fire at the bakery, or the dead metal kid."Troll vs. Troll"Gnarly the troll that Dani and Sabrina took back above ground meets Lisa the two bond over being jerky to people.Gnarly moves in under a bridge and makes herself a sweet isolated setup with Lisa's (remote) help."Do Cripples Dream of Crippled Sheep?"The kids in Special Ed learn the legendary tandem lucid dream.Georgina gets addicted to her dreams and begins to mal-adaptive daydream.Beansy uses lucid dreaming to better plan out lego layouts.Rulf attempts to be more like his idols in his dreaming mind.Cripplefucker fucks a cripple.Eventually Georgina has to be snapped out of it as all she's been doing is sleeping about being crowned Queen of the School."Horror-Scope For The Day"An anthology halloween episode, framing device is Sabrina reading horoscopes to Dani and Dani relating them to a tale she knows:>"Life on The Fast Lane"A man gets stuck in traffic for the rest of his life before dinner with his family.>"My Body's In Your Trunk"A mascot is the target of a mob hit and narrates everything after the events of his hit, but he's actually been alive the entire time, just frozen in shock, once he moves, the mobsters panic and die of cardiac arrest.>"Cup of Joe, Side of Dough"There used to be a diner in town where the owner would put a little of himself in the coffee.>"That's Just Peachy"A woman who loves peaches finds herself slowly becoming one.
>>824561So like Road To Vegas, then? Neither are the original, but no one gives a shit as they're close enough
>>824571>Nutted Dot Net">Jonesy makes a website that is basically people she hates getting hit in the nuts.it they get hit in the nuts on the website they get hit in the nuts in real life
" well choose Gency "Vera under her gentleman theif persona makes an announcement that she will steal a specific thing from the north park museum at a specific time so gency is placed on duty to protect it but at the sametime a little girl fell down a well which is getting a ton of media attention now gency must choose which one to prioritize after choosing the well gency discovers a speaker and that the well has a tunnel in it that leads to the museum"the return of the stroker"ddmc must recapture an old enemy a chronic masterbaiter know as the stroker the girls must do this without the use of their eyes so they don't catch this man jerking it
>>824571First one reminds me of the Famiy Guy joke of Peter being hit in the knads with a bag of nickels
>>824581cat and mice game Dani and Sabrina hired to find missing people who were last scene watching tv the two quickly deduced that Amanda is behind this and when they confront her they are sucked into an old tom and jerry like cartoon as mice while Amanda's the cat the animation style changes to match the old tom and jerry cartoons secret admirer Sabrina after feeling pretty down about herself since no asked her to the dance and all the other girls was asked out except dani finds anonymous love poem and decides finding this guy is the case for the day Dani has to find a way to break it to her that she was the one who wrote the poem when she was affected by randy and she only just found it now without hurting her feelings
>>824583I like how under the affects of Randy all Dani did was write her a poem and maybe just get too close and tell Sabrina her pigtails look especially soft today.But it was still too much for Sabrina to handle.
"Succulent Chinese Meal"A new restaurant opens up in North Park (This episode is canon, therefore not Truman related)and the DDMC's retired rival 'Feng Shui Diggit' is the new owner, while he tells the girls he's stopped in his ways of trying to organize the world into Feng Shui, they don't believe him.The restaurant becomes a staple of North Park and is permanent, and Bobby Norman is the delivery guy/cashier/etc.Every time Sabrina or Dani or both go to the restaurant they are basically locked in."Stop Drop and Roll"Gency is unanimously voted off of being the town's Fire fighter when he forgets he's on fire during his police patrol and ruins a squad car.This causes a void in his life and he almost goes insane, it gets to the point where he will spray his stove top with water to 'Put it out'He eventually gets his job back when the 'Fire Fighter Brigade' can't put out fires properly and cause the town millions in damages."Splinter Cell"Delly gets a real bad splinter that needs to be taken care of on a molecular level, Maria's on the case using her enhanced bionic devices.. When all else fails, a shrinking machine to push the splinter from the inside, out."Brian Boitano"World-Famous Olympic Skater Brian Boitano shows up and is a pulpy comic action hero, he's on the run because he was just framed for murder!But the town is too busy fawning over him.The entire episode is just fellating how cool Brian Boitano is, he's basically Brock Sampson."Blow Job"Lisa hacksimovs Asimov and remotely plants a bomb in Melville's mansion, however the bomb blows up when him and hi butler are far away, the mansion is decimated and Melville must live in the 'North Park Flophouse' for a few episodes while his mansion is being repaired.Asimov feels immense guilt for almost killing Sebastian!--Oh and Melville, too."Cake Soda"There's a new soda in town that is basically cake in liquid form, all the kids love it, but they get too rowdy when it's quickly discontinued.
had a dream about an episode where jonesy possesses delly and somehow gets stuck inside her body so she can't get out, then has to spend the whole episode getting absolutely traumatized by the arm curse because accidents keep happening to and around her lol. it's strange because i haven't had a NP-related dream in like 2 years or so. but it was like fully animated and everything. wish we were able to astral-project our dreams so i could show it to you guys it was insane>>824571i read 'tommy' and my brain had an almost immediate pavlovian response lmao i need mental help
>>824585I love Gency's oneI'm guessing the splinter is on Delly's unbandaged arm
I think I just shat my pants desu
>>824586We can Astral-Project dreams, but that shit takes work and consent and blah blah blah you don't want to hear me babbling..Also down girl, you need to chill.
>>824586the Jonesy mind virus is spreading
hate chimes the ddmc have run out of good cases and must take a bottom of the barrel on where a wind chime company want to find out why their wind chimes are making up fake racial slurs instead of ringing tinging and dinging"vampires in Vancouver"the vampires go on vacation to canada during the trip Vera pulls a ax from a maple tree like the sword from the Stone and becomes the eternal prime minister of canada for the rest of the series canada has become the India of North America a source of cheap labor and they be scam calling folks.
>>824594Both of these sound ridiculous in such a fun way.>tfw a windchime calls you the Q word
>>824586That seems like perfect karma
the unusual suspectElmer finally has something on Vera and has her in the interrogation room to finally get a confession out of her but she distracts him with a fake story while her boys get rid of the evidence v for vengeance and Vera after a low level thug who's the son of a big crime boss in East park robs one of Vera's stores and injures Bobby Norman Vera goes back to her old roots to kill that bastard meanwhile the criminal Underground in park county is freaking out because Vera was their boogie man before the whole Ernest gang thing and her deciding to contain herself to north park so in order to save his son he throws everything he got at Vera meanwhile since Bobby Norman is in the hospital everything is closed and the main trio's perfect Saturday is ruined and they can't handle the disappointment
>>824602Vera: On demon time to kill the East Park boss while dodging Park County's crapMandy: Gosh darn it, we can't get ice cream!
>>824602after the first assault of the east park mafia at north park's hospital (since vera was waiting there for the sun to go down while watching the unconscious bobby) the park county sheriff shows up after hearing the news that boogie man is back .we see him rehearse, a big tough laying down the law to not take this revenge too far but when he sees she already covered in blood he sheepishly asks her not to burn down the whole county
She waited 18 years to kiss those lip
Don't you hate it when you're younger clone/sister/twin is annoying, which makes you think: "Am I this annoying?">>824612The forbidden Yuri!
>>824613she has more innocence since she was created more recently
>>824612
North Park onaholes just hit the North Park merch store.Who are you buying?>Hard mode: none of your OCs>Dante Must Die Mode: No lolis>Dagoth GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Mode: Old Park OnlyFor me, it's gonna be, Nancy, Ula, Leslie, and Lisa.
>>824618Dibs on Ula, Gretel, Diana, Delly, and Jonesy
>>824619>GRETELFUCK! I bet that-->DellyIt's armcast shaped.
>>824618Myrtle, Leslie, and Chazette for me
>>824616Why is Leslie built like that aaaahhhh->>824614I thought they were the same age and had mostly the same memories
>>824629Dani was de-aged a bit to sell the younger sister people didn't notice up until now bit though she has the same memories ane experiences prior to the split but since created more recently so she maintains her innocence it's basically the soul version of new car smell with her being a clone created in the last year or 2 she has that freshness.
>>824612>>824616I'm going to retcon something Vera did have a thing for Chester ( Leslie's late father) though she is self aware enough that it was never going to happen between them so kept it to herself though his death was still an accident I think the crush carried over to older Leslie though these pictures aren't canonical.
>>824632Oh, I get it now
>>824602
>>824629That's Leslie as an adult, she's kinda like a Pokemon in the sense that her first and final form look great, but her middle form is a 5.5-6
>>824637I assume that the middle form is teenage Leslie, right?
>>824638Yup
Happy late anniversary, I suppose. Don't have anything to show, but I uh appreciate you guys everything you've contributed.
>>824616
>>824640>Wishing us a happy anniversary this lateDid you bring us anything! You're sleeping on the couch tonight!!!!!!
>>824643
Look what she fished out her wall
>>824165I swear Robert Anon had posted a bunch of gay inflation diaper art in a row. You guys seriously don't remember.
>>824653Teeny Steve is back!
>>824653They're friends.If they weren't Steeve would have done that Hiss/nightmare face combo he's done with Drew and the aliens.
>>824657That happened once he jumpscared her and she reflexively sent him into the rule 34 anal vore tag part of the internet now he doesn't do that to her anymore ( non canon)
I finally trapped Leslie anon in north park and will be taking that anon's place in the real world so from now on, I should be posting here instead.
>>824659Please go back.
>>824660Make me bitch
>>824659>>824662Marry me, bitch. -Drewanon
>>824659I will you into existence and this is the thanks I get?
>>824659Hey Leslie, how do you feel about your Anon shipping you with Cringe Kid?
