Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!Nos x Big Tex EditionPrevious thread:https://archived.moe/i/thread/822479Wiki link:https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki
>>826476New Character Time!
Looks like someone was impatient fine luckily I just finished thisAlso making the OP two characters that aren’t really known on the threads mina impossible after Pkiddy confiscated Mina's shrinking ray she brakes into school after hours to get it back this task is far more dangerous than she would have expected. meanwhile Fiona and Brittany tries to defend their home from the intruder
It’s the best I give him a proper introduction. This is big tex father of Vera
>>826477what do you guys think about her?
New thread, might as well post the art I did.
Peruvian Leslie
Arnold "Dog Boy" YoungAnnnndddd done.
Here's another new Character art, one for Miss Terry
Race swap Vera
>>826494Jamaican me crazy Ula
>>826495Race swap Wendy
Race Swap Sammy: he's now an filipino
Mina in her swimsuit
>>826477Bio: Jasmine Yoon, an Korean girl who's best friend with Mina. She's also love Tteok and Meat. Her personality is she's more cheerful, flirtatious, and can be a bit of a jerk. She's basically an female version of Aquaman. Jasmine is a expert swimmer, rivaling Miranda. She's also best friend with Mina. Mina first encountered her when she's noticed an top fin peeking out of the lake. Jasmine personality is inspired by Vambre Warrior, as she refused to wear pants, during to them looking like tridents from an hero. She prefer either wearing skirts, shorts (she's fine with them), or leotards. She also love eating fish and crustaceans. her weakness is hot water. Whenever she in hot water, she's shrinked and became weak, however, if she in cold water, she'll became bigger and become stronger
>>826496cool artwork!!
>>826477>>826501I like her!
>>826503Thank
>>826500what do you think, guys?
>>826483>Dad, don't touch my pigtails>Aw, why not, sweetie?
Bruising Harper's bitch button as he fills the condom I force him to wear when I fuck him every night.
>>826511he's lucky she doesn't have her stabbing knife on her
>>826483Also, Nos is Vera's adopted mother
>North Park Gets Nuked:>Non-Canon episode where Chaz, being Chaz, is trying to hit on Maria, when he accidently leans on a remote self-destruct button for the Asibots, both active and inactive models, causing a large nuclear blast.>We get to see the lives of the people of North Crater in 22XX
>>826493I wanna see her cry
Drew's undue fearsDrew notices that Asimov has become friends with PoPPI, the two getting along due to their similar natures, and fears this may end up damaging her relationship with him, unaware that PoPPI and Asimov see each other more like cousins than anything romantic.Miss TearryMiss Terry opens a tea stand to prove she's a better saleswoman than Dani and Sabrina, only for several misfortunes to fall upon her stand, with it being revealed that Teeny Steeve is the cause of them as revenge for her stepping on him while distracted in an earlier episode.Living Maria LocaMaria and Miranda reconnect after years of being apart, leading to the two reverting to their more party-girl ways as a result, can the town handle the two women going all out party animal mode?Les saves the Magic LakeLes discovers that the CCP are draining her magical lake to fuel the revival efforts of Grayson Robert, and that if her lake should go dry that she'll shrivel up and die! Les encourages the inhabitants of the magical woods to attack the CCP only for it to be revealed that it was Payne's plan all along!Silver Sentry and the Momstrongs Vs S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E.The Momstrongs are super happy that their mentor, The Silver Sentry has returned! Unaware that she is just a glitching prototype Asimom that thinks she's Maria. Meanwhile, S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E. try to Capture the new Silver Sentry to steal Maria's advanced android and nanbot tech!Moral outrage vs PoPPIMoral Crusader and Heather McGarden team up to try and force PoPPI into being more Family Friendly after her "Call for Help" Album has the North Park kids singing worrying lyrics.Cute AggressionAfter Pinching CK's cheeks (ON HIS FACE YOU SICKOS) until the boy cries Grayson is forced into taking mandatory therapy.
Miranda is here!
>>826500>>826507She looks nice
>>826489Asimov, my favorite RoboFrog!
>>826490She needs headpats>>826494>Huehuehue, I stab you>>826495This isn't even a hear me out, it's a "when's it happening">>826496Antiverse Wendy>Ok, if I can't have Anti-me, I'll just have to take their Asian variant(This is assuming Anti-Wendy sees herself as the main version)
We should be careful of the lolicon, we have an entire public wiki that anyone would find randomly or accidentally, North Park is not a unique name.If anyone is curious enough to discover 4chan and find our board before they see those catbox links. We are beyond fucked.This goes for you Dannyanon, becareful.
>>826545Newsflash retard, offsiters have already found the fucking site and come to the thread because of it.It's drawings, there's way worse happening on Youtube.You're a fucking nigger, and to any offsiters, we're racist!NIGGER
>>826545The wiki's not even in the first 5 Google pages, we should be fine.
>>826545are you the guy who mentions north park on /co/? :)
>>826545dude chill it's just some drawing, none of them are even based off real people
>>826545and????? I'd rather die on my own two feet doing what I love than cower in hole>>826547>we're racist!Speak for yourself im a black guy
>>826551WE ARE RACIST, WE HATE NORMALFAGGOTS
Lolicon is just a lesser form of child pornography, while you can say it is fictional though it can be question why you are looking at or masturabating in the first place. It can have severe consequences when your family, friends or coworkers sees these type of material you are enjoying yourself in. The artworks themselves are made to be sexual in nature, not symbolically or artistic. You know you are attracted to young cartoon kids being raped, you get uncomfortable when you encounter actual children in life if you keep producing this type of content. Its never healthy, pornography never is. You'd already had sexy women in your disposal to waste your seed to.NP characters who are pedophiles are fine but remember this always. I love North Park because I believe it is coming close to an anime-ish South Park, the lolicon images produced are just shackling the potential.Do you want to risk looking like a pedophile? If you wan to goon to 9-year olds, go do it in /trash/
>>826553Dude, there's other threads here that have loli as a focus.
>>826538>Cyborg mommy and Aquawoman get drunkSomeone better have hot water on themWonder what Posie thinks of Harper. We know he doesn't like her sharp tits, even if she can't control it.
>>826554He's just being a nigger.
>>826545>>826553Hi, my name's Eura! Eura fag!
>>826500IS THIS A UNDERAGE CHARACTER?!!? YOU ARE RUINING THIS FOR USWE WERE GOING TO MAKE IT BIG
>>826557Who's Eura?
I had some reservations about this character now I have none this is rent control for the antis two agents sent to keep an eye on the north park villain scene Kodie Bane formly Cole mcCarthy. was a arrogant loose cannon agent man but after screwing around with the bosses daughter the boss thought giving him a dose of their gender fluid and a bit of de-agent recently confiscated from Mina would serve him well and dissuade , his daughter from pursuing a relationship with him unfortunately for him she into a little LEGAl loli mother x daughter rp. despite his new size he still a cocky little shit and a capable agentSamantha Winters is a no nonsense feild director of S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E and Kodi handler/ Pretend mother she's the daughter of a high ranking member of S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E. she also a secret pervertTLDR archer but turned into a little girl
>>826553>>826558>>826545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQxUypXoslM&pp=ygUTZ2FpbCB0aGUgc25haWwgc2FsdA%3D%3D
>>826559https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh7X3UbN-hA&pp=ygUVSGkgbXkgbmFtZSdzIHlvdSdyZSBh
>>826553>equivocation>loaded question>clitty leakagenot like this frogcucks...
NEW CHARACTER (No art Yet)Antonio Miller (but claims his last name is actually Mugnaio)So, for Tony we haveFake ItalianWannabe MobsterMore of a Goon than a mastermindMom acts like an italian mother, despite being from NebraskaDad is normal and an accountantCan match up with YashuHas Uncles working with just about every faction in town, and often ends up working to help them out meaning he can pop up anywhere.Tony can speak some Italian, his mother cannotHe uses it to get away with swearing around her.One of his uncles taught him.His mom has like fifty brothers.Villains, heroes, government agents, magical creatures, doesn't matter, Tony has an uncle that works with them.People start wondering if Tony's uncles are all just the same Guy, like Bobby Norman working all his jobs.
>>826568Tony's big North Park AdventureTony Robs a bank, in reality he's just stealing the money jar from Sabrina's lemonade stand and hiding out from the DDMC until something comes along to distract them, leading to him running all over town to keep away from the detective duo. Let's Go GamblingTony starts up an illegal gambling operation at the school, making sure to keep it secret from the class narc Melville.Waterfall Sharks vs the North Park Good FellasYashu and Tony come to blows over whether or not the Yakuza or Gangsters are cooler.GET HIM OUTTA HERE!Vera gets driven half crazy because Tony keeps popping up no matter where she goes to get away from him.So you wanna be a Wise Guy?Tony tries to teach several North Park Students how to be proper gangsters, as long as they kick up to the Don.
vera burger joint is called bloody burger and is vampire themed all the employees have to wear plastic fangs and “blood” stained shirts and pants when dealing with customers
Episode Idea:Moby BeastAn unknown beast wrecked Adam's boat, and on the mission to find out who this beast could be (even dragging Jerry, Danny, and Sammy along with him). Meanwhile, Mina made a new friend named Jasmine.
>>826560(S)He was a bit of a bully so I imagine her being cut down to size brought a lot of catharsis
Guess I'll share some Sal Forelli lore>Goomar's son>Dad was literally some mobster with a family, so once Sal was born he dipped>Didn't even send child support when he was born>Spent most if not all of his teen years trying to get his dad to notice him by being a dumb hood>Eventually somehow fumbled his way into the mafia, accidentally saving a Don from a hit, brutally crippling the hitman in the process>Weaselly voice and mannerisms despite being a fat fuckin' crook>His dad knew Stan back in the 70s>Has all sorts of shit operating from his pizzeria, a Moe Szyslak situation where we routinely see him moving crates or emptying a room behind the bar only to see people disperse if he thinks there's a raid>probably in bed with a fed (literally)>While he was a semi-single child, he's been treated just like family by the many children of his father's "real/main" family as recent as five years ago>Moe Howard energy>Will only ever be a soldier but is constantly told he's a capo by the don he saved completely by accident
>>826570Bobby had to go to another job and mark was sick so Mina had to man the register she hates dealing with the customers and it doesn't help that vera is watching her the whole time and not letting her shrink the annoying customers.Mina would rather grilling the burgers, clean the grease traps, or smash the rats heck shed even take doing"blood work" for vera.
>>826505smol Jasmine
the salt lake city bank heist dr Cates hasn't done anything villainous in a couple months and is in risk of losing her S.I.N membership so her Mina and the cat ninjas attemp to heist the supposed villain proof bank vault it's basically the cube form the movie cube and they are being chased by a levitating liquid metal sphere shooting it's liquid metal at them like a bullet they only stole a couple hundred dollars and barely made it out with their lives but dr Cates comes out a S.I.N legend.dragon brood a dragon loses its eggs and decides to adopt the town as its children and it isn't letting anyone go Dani and Sabrina go to find where the dragon eggs went too to get this overprotective mama off their backs
>>826529The town becomes a crater? Noice!
>>826591And most of Northern Park Country, and strangely, a small town in Wisconsin.
>>826600TT: Jesus fucking christ, how many times must this town be leveled?
Totally normal Eveline and Michael
What if North Park has an 1990-2000s video game, since North Park released in 1998?
>>826617Like a North Park Rally? I feel like that's something that's been brought up at least twice
>>826560
>>826624wait, you mean North Park Rally or North Park Derby??
>>826627RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY
HERE SHE IS IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE IDOL! PoPPI!
Hanselanon, if you're here, we got a couple of trolls on the wiki.
Here's Mina and Danny
>>826631Maybe Necro Fucker has a point...
>>826616Damn, that's Leslie's mom?(I know she's normally Canadian, but stil)
>>826644I accept her as canadian with a big wobbly, maple-scented ass.
>>826627>>826628Ok, North Park Derby.Feel like certain characters should be paired together as skins of eachother, like [REDACTED]'s Angels, different roleplay outfits and alternate versions
>>826568Trishia: I have 5 brothersAntonia: I have 50 uncles
>>826647>AntoniANigga read.
>>826648Alright, chill
>>826649>ChillYou say that word a lot.I don't think I will.
>>826644If it weren't for for the default art style, she'd look like that.
Fun Fact!If Grayson had never been captured by the CCP he would have driven PoPPI insane with his abuse, she would have eventually killed him and revived him as a zombie to torture for eternity!
>>826585Would you lose S.I.N membership faster if you do nice things?
Found some old promo art for an episode
>>826665depends what kind of nice things and are you doing them as a civilian or as a villain in the villain get up if you're doing them as a civilian S.I.N doesn't really care about what their members do in their civilian lives as long is it not betraying the organization though even in the villain get up I don't see S.I.N really caring as long as it's not going against S.I.N their goals and their other members though you my lose a rank or two
>>826666Some reference I made for this piece
>>826656Well, she's hot even as a Canadian
>>826668Well that's nice. I might consider joining them..
>>826666>All them 6sNice promo shot, Sampson.Mark is really about to fucking blow.
>>826670this is minus 5 years 6th grade mark 4th grade mina1st grade Wendy pre k Dannypre school Sabrina and Kimberly ( Vanessa pre mind upload)
>>826507>>826476>>826477>>826484real question how did u find this place i been wondering for a few months now
>>826676no bully sammy, he's an innocent boy he doesn't know better
>>826677no bully just curious he doesn't seem like 4chan man
>>826676The 4chan spam when Season 27.28 was airing. That's how I found out about this place.And where I found my smug redhead waifu
>>826666I found another promo for the episode
>>826678well that's because he found us through the wiki. I think he's the only non-4chan regular we have. it's kind of wholesome, which fits his character being a soft roll of play-doh
>>826679okay i didn't ask, i asked sammy>>826683okay i just wonder if he even watche south park
little Leslie the gladiator miss Terry ask Mina to take care of Leslie and Mina shrinks Leslie and Michael and put them in her mini gladiator arena fighting small animals
>>826687>>826683I do watched some episode of South Park. But not now
Grayson finds loveGrayson finds the only woman in town that doesn't trigger his broken cute aggression in some form, Jerry's mom Janice.And for some reason the woman finds him attractive as well, meaning Jerry has to try to break them up, lest he get ripped on by everyone for having a dad who looks like a school shooter.Tony goes MuteTony takes the "Italians talk with their hands" Sterotype to its' logical conclusion and learns sign language before almost entirely stopping talking, only speaking with his hands, both via sign language and punching the crap outta people.Gency vs GraysonElmer Gency tries to stop Grayson Robert from grave robbing, leading to wacky shenanigansMaria takes the CakeMaria wins the hottest woman in North Park Award, leading to someone trying to kill her, can the DDMC Find out who's trying to kill Maria before she has to take a bite of the town's handmade reward cake?The Stanchurian Agent.Stan the Weed Man is actually a KGB sleeper agent who has been killing members of the non-CCP government organizations in North Park, leading to Payne wanting to find out who the sleeper agent is, and ask him why he isn't killing CCP agents too. Mina's Babysitting bluesCates has Mina babysit Cringe Kid, threatening horrible retribution if even one hair on his head is harmed, CK is in no danger, but by god he is annoying her and she's sorely tempted to strangle the kid.B-Plot, the DDMC think that Mina kidnapped CK and try to "save" him.CK solves some crimesCK uses his cringe obsessions to solve several crimes around town, leading to several criminals trying to kill him before he can solve their crimes, meanwhile the DDMC protect the oblivious kid from being murdered by several criminals, by capturing them and having Gency take them away.Too many crime stoppers!Gency feels like his job is worthless thanks to all of the young kids and teens solving crimes before he can.
>>826715Mina babysitting CK sounds fun
>>826718Yeah, I figured that would be a logical conclusion of Mina interning under Cates
>>826719more of a mentorship kinda thing rather than a internship
Since we’re talking about cates and Mina might as well post some stuff I did it get to yet
>>826721
>>826722
>>826722>>826723I forgot that Cates has a mask
>>826724Well, she should wear it more
>>826716What's the deal with NBN Jonesy anyway?
>>826728universe hopper occasionally works for a Multiversual pawn shop going into bad end universes and taking valuable things for her boss and trying to save her home universe form a unknown yet seemly inevitable end
>>826690this is from ongoing north park comic tales from north park thats been going for 25+ years. the writers couldn't put every idea they wanted in an episode so they dumped them in the comics this is from issue 9
>>826731They really did give Miss Terry a lot more to do in the comics
>>826731um actually that was annual #9 from 2009 and not issue 9 from sept 2000 that was like 4 months before mina first appeared
>>826735So where would that be season-wise? Like 12?
>>826738you are so fucking retarded
>>826738The comics ran for as long as the show itself, dumbass. Issue #9 is Season 9>>826739This is a valid response
>>826739but he's correct >>826738yeah around 11-12 since the annual release in July before the start of the new season
>>826741>Lore Keeper Anon>Doesn't know North Park came out in '98How could it be possible that they had 12 seasons between two years.
>>826740the comics started in January 2000s has been ongoing ever since. issue 9 would have September 2000
>>826742the comics didn't start when the show started it took a year for the episode ideas the writers liked and wanted to do started to out paced the amount of episodes they got per season and since one writer and storyborder Jack Sampson got his start in comics and was fast enough to both write and board for the show and write for the comics they let them start a small comic studio to turn the unused episode ideas into comics.
>>826744>Jack SampsonNamedrop other writers right now so I know you're not bullshitting.
>>826745Rambo Ramirez, Guy Fantastic, Mike Stevens, Shelly P. Quimbooly and Drew Anon.
https://voca.ro/1oEAqxH8hR8uwriter'sroom
>>826729which season?
>>826748season 19
>>826746Quite the variety>>826747When you were talking about one guy who single-handedly wrote almost everything, I thought you were gonna mention Dannyanon
>>826750(*ゝω･*)
>>826751Well, pretty sure DrewAnon's been around longer, but you made a crapton during the artfight.Maybe we should do what you said last thread and have it be everyone vs you, like everyone V Zarc
North park comics issues #068 tag your Itty bittywhile playing tag at the park with the other kids mina shrinks the main three but they managed to get away from her grasp and escape to the sandbox to hide. they have to avoid Mina whose searching for them and get to her back pack with her shrink ray to get back to normal size
>>826752im pretty sure at this point I made like at least half of all north park content art wise
>>826750You really need to pay attention, Dannyanon's real name is Jack Sampson.
>>826750i hate you so much it's unreal i know you're the faggot mentioning np in the sp threads and i should delete your comments more
>>826756Didn't know that. Makes sense, though
>>826760>it's explicitly said who's who via the characters they brought to the table
>>826761I'm just a dumbass, then
>>826754Jerry: You took my spot in the starring section?! You whore!
The more I think about it the more horrifying Grayson is as a character.Like, he abuses PoPPI, Robs graves, has a literal mental illness that makes him wanna kill cute things, and willing works with the CCP to bring their dead back to life, and apparently is still allowed to rob graves in his spare time!
She made those Jonesy memorabilia herself so she could beat up on light one fire, squeeze, [spoiler]kiss and hug[\spoiler] Jonesy She claims.
>>826765oh yeah forgot to say she kimiko from the episode this Grudge is cringe.com
#307 August 2025 the corpse groomer Jonesy feels a discomfort and discovers her corpse is missing. she hire the ddmc to help her find it they and the girls quickly find the culprit necrofucker. The sicko has taken her decaying , body out on the town for a date
>>826766Right, the other internet ghost that CK thinks is pathetic
>>826765>Jonesy has another person to hatefuck>>826774...I still love him. He's my son.If I were Jonesy, I'd just be frozen in shock. And when I'm done, I'm beating his ass
>>826783Jonesy doesn't know she exists in the slightest
>>826786nah she'd be on the couch while Jonesy gets hate fucked wishing that was her hate fucking Jonesy
>>826744it is said after season 2 the writers had 120 episode ideas 45 of which was from season one and a quarter of those episodes ideas had a full outline the writers of the show consider the comics to be equally as canonical since the comics are just episodes they couldn't do in a season and the fact they write for the comics as wellfans consider the August to July issues of Tales from North park to be part of season ( whichever season was airing that year).5 and the annual acting as the beginning of the new .5 season
>>826787Miss Terry from her eternal cuck chair: First Time?
blew two loads into my doll and then my illegal horse figures walked in, what do
>>826803I have an Inkay plush, I'll just brainwash 'em or something
February 2014 #169 wanna go to the dance of the dead with me?every year after the school dance the ghost / undead kids of town have their own school dance Les, Brittany, fiona and Jonesy struggle to find someone for the dance
>>826809at first les just wanted to go with her friends and Jonesy but Jonesy made it a competition on who can and can't get a date and it turns out there's not that many single ghost and zombies their age so they get desperate les isn't sure if Vera would be willing to pretend to be her date for the evening unbeknownst to her vera is very much willing so she tries to find someone who isJonesy thinking all the ghost boys will line up for a chance with her and when the date comes in no one ask she ask necrofucker Brittany and Fiona call in a favor from Danny (he owes them so much) so he has to be both their dates but things go awry when all their dates have issues Danny, necrofucker and vera has a lot of enemies here and a mob of ghost and zombies drags them away. so the girls get the original night they had planned before this silly competition
Fun fact, the first body that Grayson ever grave robbed was Brittany when he was around 5.He just talked to her for a little while before reburying her.Unfortunately it awakened his desire to graverob, which is part of the reason why he is the way he is today
>>826809>>826813Bellboy's harem grows (it's a favor, but still)Also, was wondering why Jonesy would ask the guy who dated her corpse but given that was #309, it hasn't happened yet
>>826815>Grayson, five years old with two black eyes and a freshly broken nose as he digs down into Brittany's grave with a shitty shovel he stole: If the living want nothing to do with me I'll just talk to the dead!
>>826821Okay, still got Grayson on the brain, here's how abused he was as a kid.Beaten for every time he failed or talked back.Locked out of the house if he wasn't home in time.Had a cigarette put out on his tongue by his drunkard of a father once.Had his books burned by his mother.Had to prepare his own meals in secret, lest he be forced to touch the stove.Was forced to apologize to his parents for being born any night he made them remember he was there.Caned, smacked with a ruler, forced to kneel on rice, forced to get the switch he would be beaten with, and would be beaten twice as long if the switch wasn't good enough.Bullied at school.Locked in a locker or closet almost every other day.
February 2026 #313i bet you missed Terry meMiss Terry fakes her death for the ddmc only to discover they moved on without her she tries to make them realize how much they missed her without blowing her cover
>>826824>First always in the Cuck chair of the CKbowl>Now thisGODDAMN, GIRL FAILURE EROTIC!
>>826824the ending its revealed that they knew she wasn't dead the whole time since she would've been a ghost and Dani would've saw her
>>826774I can see necrofucker trying to turn this into a three way and oblivious to how much Jonesy wants to kill him
>>826809Grayson: Hey kid, what are you doing in this graveyard at this hour?Necro: Looking for a date.Grayson: Well there aren't any girls here, just corpses.Necro: That's why I'm here.Grayson: ...ew
aug 2015 #187 chateau box the Thompsons have to get a ritual down to stop a demon from ushering in the apocalypse but unfortunately for them chatterbox checks in after her family’s car got stuck in a blizzard nearby and she bothers them and wastes their time. Despite her distractions she maybe the key to stopping the demon
>>826832I need to up my fucking game man, you don't pull fucking punches.Also stealing this comic format btw kthxbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
>>826833if you do discover more comic issues remember it started in 2000 and has been ongoing ever since and the current issue 313 so you may find preview covers up to 316.
>>826832I can't even fully blame Chatterbox, she's still cute.Also, I HC that Chatterbox isn't here real name, it's just whenever she does say her name, people don't have enough time to process it before she moves on to something else
>>826843yeah I doubt chatterbox is her actual name
Bad end universe Comics #897: Found YouOne of the many short Bad End uinverse comics, this one focusing on Miss Terry finally snapping and going on a bloody rampage, ending with her finding CK hiding in a locker and just starring at him as the comic ends, leaving the ending ambiguous
>>826848*release date October 2072?
>>826849whoops meant 89. pressed the seven by accident!
>>826844Well, Mute isn't her actual name, and since Chatterbox is Anti-Mute, I figured it worked the same way
I should expand on my characters more, I think I'll finally draw Mute's parents
>>826854mute anon?.....
"Benadryl Boys"In a dialogue-free episode some characters who seldom interact since the incident are thrust into a wild journey of hallucinations after taking benadryl while sick.Join Chaplain, Nolan and Slappy as they traverse through the harsh winters of the world of Narl'pak to find the Day Quill, will this strengthen their friendship?B-Plot is flashing back to what's actually happening in the real world, heavy artstyle shift between the real world (default artstyle) and the hallucination (Think something akin to Conan, or Jojo)
>>826854Wow, you've been quiet mute anon
>>826855Hi Dannyanon :]>>826858I mostly lurk, and when I DO post it's usually about Hansel. I like him
>>826859>HanselrapistBased and thrillpilled.
>>826859Happy Noo York, Cutie Mutie!! How's it hanging?
>>826860Gretel is forced to watch
>>826859cute
>>826859Deserves all of the headpats.
>>826862Gretel would try to kill herEither that or bang Mute herself
>>826859well hey muteanon didn't think I'd ever get the chance to meet you.
>>826836there are a few spin off comicsthe most prominent being North park adventures (2005-)Just for longer stories taking 2-8 issues while the main comics are for single issue self contained stories tales from the chateau (2000-)a yearly comic that comes out in October telling three spooky full sized non canonical horror stories featuring the north park cast
>>826870There are also the Bad End universe Comics, with them being mini-comics that Are usually bonuses given to people when they buy certain North Park Comics issues
>>826870He fucking forgot:>The Fucker Collective (2012-)Think Eltingville, but with both the league and society trying to make peace amongst each other.>Life In The Big Top (2002-2008, 2017-)A collective of clown-related stories, mostly reprints, but after the hiatus and more clown characters there was more wiggle room for new stories>No Brainer, Nolan! (2000)A short series that lasted a year, that painted North Park as a Harem anime with Nolan as the protagonist, the title would later be reused for>No Brainer Nolan (AU Tales To Confuse) (2003-2006, 2008-2010, 2018-)If you know, you know>Pearroc of The North (2007, 2010, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2020, 2022, 2026)A thick book that comes out whenever, this basically details the quest of a party/group in the shared fantasy world of Pearroc of the North. Think a D&D game in North Park but we strictly see the game and characters, never the players, however there's an introduction to each issue to who is playing who.>Snowstorm (2010-)Surreal stories that involve lesser thought of characters in North Park, usually involving what shenanigans they get up to because of the spotlight, usually these stories take place during a snowstorm, but that isn't mandatory.>Sewer Park (2000-2003) (Rebranded as 'Midnight Park' in 2023, currently ongoing)An attempt at making a TMNT adjacent type of comic using the creatures like Maizby, Teeny Steeve, Nightmare Guy, Maizie, and Gnarly.The series involves the characters doing mundane things at night avoiding humans mostly.>Cover-Up (2016-)Due to the sudden surge of agent characters in North Park in more recent years they eventually got their own comic book spin-off where the themes can range from something as wild as 60s James Bond, or as surreal as Twin Peaks or X-FilesI'm sure there's a lot more I forgot, North Park has more comics than episodes, what the fuck is up with those writers.Time to cover it in my next video!
>>826875I said the most prominent I would have included Jack Sampson passion projects such as tex in space (2010-2018) concludedand Jonesy Multiversual journey (2018-)if I didn't
>>826875Fucker Collective, Pearroc of the North and Sewer Park sound cool
>>826870I'll get around to drawing these covers at some point North park adventures #44-49the league hits the road the league of fuckers need to get to Denver for a cursed artifact museum so the get in marks car to drive their what could go wrong...... everythingNorth park adventures # 50-58 animal ninja showdown apparently there's a ancient japanese prophecy where 4 different animal warriors clans will fight a massive war and a new shogun will arise that will take over the world. so some zealot ninja cultist have all the animal ninjas in town possessed and give them big ninja armies to duke it out in the middle of town its up to Wendy yashu and Gretel to stop this madness
>>826883Wendy and Gretel motive the entire arc is the ninja leader jobbed them with some ninja magic bs at the beginning of the arcwhile yashu's is this prophecy is basically the boogeyman to Japanese people its what you tell kids to get them to behave over there so of course he has to stop the shogun from rising this arc has big trouble little China energy
Comic ideas:Momstrongs - an comic about the Momstrongs fighting crimes
>>826888How would both of the momstrongs react if the other one died tragically on the job? Ala, death of Superman. Would Sammy lose his innocence and go full anti-hero and kill his enemies/bullies?
>>826893he rape they
I am a muslim
>>826895prove it, give us an audio recording or else you brapanon
>>826895Hit yourself for us.
>>826893Sammy would probably kill himself
>>826900Let's hope it's a rope, since he'd just be stuck hanging, but alive
>>826900>>826902>bullying sammywhy?????
>>826893>>826902How would you even kill them, anyway?
>>826904>Freeze-dry them and take a hammer to the face and watch them shatter >Keep on pulling them till their atoms split >Drown them>Lock them in a room with Leslie and watch them suffocate
>>826906>Lock them in a room with Leslie and watch them suffocateLeslie doesn't stink that bad...
>>826907vera: * side eye dog meme*
>>826859omg mutie..
>>826909Hey Delly!
a couple years ago when I discovered this general and hyperfixated on Nightmare Guy I made an image of him in a human disguise form, however taking a look at it now it sucks in my eyes because it was too close to base NG and honestly wouldn't pass as human enough so im remaking it, this is a concept I've made for it, the vision of this new disguise design is to basically make him look related to his sister but also give him a normal outfit, or at least what he thinks is a normal outfit
>>826914I will make a better image of this idea later and polish out the vision
>>826914Ah, howdy there!
>>826906>>826907>>826908Well, she IS Canadian
>>826883>the league hits the road>the league of fuckers need to get to Denver for a cursed artifact museum so the get in Mark's car to drive their what could go wrong...... everythingI'll throw in Vanessa too Mark's parents forced him to bring his little sister along part 1 the road hits back the start of their trip doll fucker doesn't wanna go and tries to sabotage the trip while at a gas station doll fucker or should I say Sally insults the leader of a motorcycle gang and they get attacked leading to Mina shrinking the leader and keeping him in a jar throughout the arcpart 2 the league in the den of perverts after mark car was busted the barley made it to a shady motel for the night mina will repair the car while the rest rest in the motel for the night though this may be the one place where they aren't the biggest perverts there part 3 tourist trapped while mina passes out after working on the car all night mark fucker senses tingles and they stop at a doll museum tourist attraction they quickly start turning into doll for the museum curator collection df and mark accepts their fates while Vanessa struggles but due to her small size she turns quicker than the other two meanwhile mina wakes up from her nap to discover they stopped at a doll museum and knows some bs is happening she still tired but have to save her friends part 4 another motel but it normal this time but Vanessa wants to kill mark after the doll museum incident and theres an internal conflict between Kimberly and van causing Vanessa to go catatonic part 5 the Denver museum heist all the fuckers use their abilities to break into the museum to try to steal some cursed objects only to discover none of them are cursed and this whole trip was a waste of time so Mina steal a large diamond to make it worth their time
>>826923the first 4 issue focuses on one of the characters 1 DF trying to get out this trip 2 Mark as he has to protect his little sister and teddy from the perverts 3 Mina trying to save her friends 4 the internal mind conflict of Vanessa
>>826909Cute! Have not seen Delly arts in a long time
aug 2018 #223 cold stone death a potential competitor of Mr piggleston is found dead in his freezer after going missing for weeks and his attorney vera hire the DDMC to clear his name and find the real killer. can dani put aside her feelings for the man who denied her minty chip goodness to help clear his name?
>>826928the girls discovers that the guy broke into Mr piggleston shop to try to steal his recipes but he accidentally locked himself in the freezer and spitefully hide himself so whenever someone finds his body they'll think Mr piggleston did it as a last fuck you to him
>>826928>>826929Dani: Maybe This wouldn't have happened if YOU SOLD MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP!Piggleston: YOU WILL PUT YOUR OWN CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN THE MINT ICE CREAM AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!Sabrina: Ugh, not this running gag again
Fun Fact about CK!CK genuinely cannot take charity without trying to give something back, melville has a small mountain of handmade toys, masks, and plushies that CK has given him (Melville genuinely does not care about them, he would sell them if he thought that they were worth anything,)
Doll fucker's life debt.After a dog gets a hold of Sally Doll fucker is devastated, only for an unlikely hero to save his Day, Cringe Kid.He manages to not only fix the damage, but to give her a stylish new dress using his arts and crafts skills.Now Doll fucker has declared fealty to CK in return for saving his Girlfriend.Meanwhile the league tries to get DF to stop following CK around just because the kid fixed his doll.
>>826934>>826935Cute!
November #34 Neil and the mouth of madness after causing a big disturbance in the class Neil is sent to the distracting learners classroom aka the chatterbox containment room and he is driven to near madness as Dougie (a figment of his imagination) guides him back to sanity and have him beg Hui-Feng to take him backmost the comic is tripy visuals with guests artists as we see Neil's decent into madnessnote this was before dogman was introduced. Dougie was just Neil's ordinary dog at the time
>>826934>he would sell them if he thought that they were worth anything,bruh, Imagine getting made something by Your bestie and just throwing it away.Melville really ain't shit.
>>826938chatterbox has a classroom all to herself with a very quiet teacher who can't seem to get a single word in
>>826939Melville was never shit.CK's a hidden Chad who's deifying a total normie
>>826940Why doesn't she just use sign language? Chatterbox canonically knows it
>>826942she doesn't see her talking as a problem
November 2021 #262the doll days are over doll fucker is sentenced to the funny farm after a brawl in the local toy store doll aisle. after some electro shock treatments doll fucker or should i say ted comes back a few weeks later "normal". the league of fuckers try to help get DF back to his old self
>>826934I need art of the mountain of CK Gifts
I've noticed in one of the wiki pages it calls Nightmare Guy a clown mime, personally I don't think he is a clime at all, he was born from the blood of a clown, not the blood of a mime and a clown, he's probably just black and white because he's a blood born monster and because a lot of creepy clown costumes are black and white.
>>826958He absorbed mime energy from the miming act that Killed BongoHe's also part eldritch Thanks to Bongo having that Eldritch funk on him from sleepin' with Drew's momClown: Bongo's bloodMime: Mime energyEldritch nature: Funk from Drew's mom
>>826476I'm a tourist to this thread, has anyone ever made a legit north park episode yet?
>>826960Anon.... There are seasons worth of episodes going back to the late 90s.....
>>826960No legit episodes, but we have concepts of episodes.
>>826962OH MY GOD, SHUT UP, DUDE.
>>826963What crawled in your pants?
>>826964You blowing our cover!
Hey, if whoever made the frog girl ninja trio is here, you mind if I add some lore to them?
>>826960We have seasons worth of them, but they got pulled cause Jannies were angry and they all became lost media.
Been meaning to draw anti Dani for some time
>>826968Gremlin
>>826968I want her so bad.HENCHPILLED
>>826968
>>826968>>826971Was curious how she'd look like when it was mentioned Anti-Dani would be a baby
>>826968Stewie Griffin looking ass
>>826973yeah but i don't want to clap stewie griffin's fucking clappers until he cums inside the condom i forced him to wear
>>826959Ah, would this mean then he has the power to steal a mime energy and redirect it towards the mime? also would he technically be a full blood relative of Drew because it was the mothers funk that allowed his existence?
>>826977she still views herself as the original anti Danny and wants either his body or one of their countless doppelganger roaming around the Multiverse so she may be who she see herself as
>>826977>>826978Okay, but is victory hers?
>>826979what the duce?
>>826980
>>826914he's coming together
>>826983Looking nice!
"I'll See You Later"DF goes to Danny and begs him to make Sally real, and come to life, after an adventure where the two/(three) bond the boys find a magic spell to make inanimate objects come to life, at first things seem absolutely amazing, Sally being alive gives DF a ridiculous sense of smugness.But soon the magic of this change to status quo shakes DF and Sally's world and dynamic to its core, she's alive, and wants to go back to being a doll now, the fun's worn off, and the two go back to Danny and beg him to reverse the spell, to which Danny has no idea if such a spell even exists.Sally decides it's best she leaves and go to the only place that'll accept a living doll, New York, but not before one last big day with her Teddy.She also gives him a replacement Silly Sally as a gift, but the purple ones were sold out.
>>826983Done>>826984Thanks
>>826986No prob, and welcome aboard!
https://voca.ro/1fZoRnTx8KauAsimov 2 explains why he hates humanity
>>826986My Boy lookin' good!
>>826986Now the redesigns done I'll give somewhat of a characterization to this form of Nightmare Guy, this form of him is based on the hypothetical where NG after enough socialization along with the various connections his friends give him allow him to be in possession of knowledge that gives him a better grasp upon his morphology and sense of self, he uses this knowledge to transform himself into a human form, the body gives him the boons of not being goop and being able to properly form sentences with functioning vocal cords, in this form he calls himself Billy, I chose this name due to its connection to clown characters, to Billy it starts with B like his later father's name starts with B. Overall Billy is the result of Nightmare Guy being allowed to grow as an individual and gain a sense of self, also he bought his shirt from a hot topic because he wanted an edgy clown shirt as a nod to his true nature which really only his friends and other supernatural/paranormal people would know, also he hates the shit out of French Canadian mimes.
>>826990just realized I accidentally put later instead of late, no use crying over spilt milk though
>>826988Give this a robotic filter and the background music of the I Have No Mouth game and it would be peak cinema
>>826974He's gay, so he'd like that
ShorTTyafter mina successfully altered every kid's in town DNA so their max height will be 5'1 and she has plans of making this global a Time traveler from the future comes back to kill her after a tall shelf related apocalypse happens can the league and Jonesy help Mina survive this time traveler with a short fuse
>>826999* she about to alter every kid in town DNA
>>826985hmmmm maybe instead of Danny its mark and either one of his cursed items or spell he got off the internet I don't see Danny wanting to bring something to life the he knows a fucker will have he doesn't want 2 a2 running around
>>827002If you think Mark'd fit better than Danny then sure, just replace the two bonding over the journey with Army of Two-tier broing.
>>826993if someone wants to do this they're more than free to, but I have no editing software.
>>827004Audacity is free, my man.
>>827005The audacity of you to say this shit to my face
>>827008Mah nigga, it's how I made my fucking audio shit.Next time I'll keep the knowledge to myself and make an economy based around my service.
>>827008beat me to it >>827003yeah Danny wouldn't bring someone's pocket pussy to life knowingly and let them keep it and not knowing how to undo it. he would have an undo spell ready especially after the chore clone incident
>>827010>Pocket PussyDamn, gonna just de-humanize Sally like that
>>826934I need an episode Where CK finds out that Melville is giving all the things CK gives him away (throwing them out for trash where Hansel sees them and gives them out to people instead of just letting them rot) and being genuinely hurt by it until he sees how much happier the people with them are.But as soon as Melville finds out that people are enjoying things that he carelessly threw away he immediately wants them all back because he's the worst.
"asitard"a glitch occurred when Asimov was being uploaded into his new body now he's mentally challenged TT and Jonesy seeing this is a fate worst then death decides not to bother him letting him. annual #10 2010 chaz you're own adventure the main Trio Danny and Wendy find themselves in a difficult maze so they decide to get help from someone from the outside by getting them to posses chaz since Jerry refused Danny need to break the spell and no to the girls just in case they get a pervert leaving chaz the entire comic is in first person pov
>>827014Gretel: This mask might be useful ..
>>827018Cripple Fucker gets two Asimov's now
>>827019Hansel and Gretel wearing paired masks together, CUTE
>>827021Didn't consider that, but it's cute regardless
>>827019>>827021>>827022The masks
the h-andi men chuck manges to get big tech company to set up shop in north park and they introduce a new robot work force that takes all the low paying entry-level jobs known as the h-andi man or andi for short meanwhile tt starts to get feelings that this new Ai menace will lead to a bad futureAndrea a new girl comes to class and befriends everyone people around town starts to notice the new tech company in town ads are targeting them Jonesy believes that the new girl is behind this but everyone thinks she crazy
>>827030Punk Roxie incog’s Ai / pop star/ v tuber / propagandist and she Andrea sorta Jiminy cricket making sure she stays aligned to incog’s goals of collecting ad data or anything useful to the company and don’t get confused or someone counter prompts her to do something else
What if Bobby Norman marries River while Nolan marries Barbara
>>827030She better not be plotting world domination like Leslie (the ad)>>827033She kinda looks like Kodie
>>827030>>827033Incog industries gals
>>827054She just a cog in incog
>>827057>>827058Just realized her "bow" has a second pair of eyes. How cute!Wonder how her and Asimov would interact, given they're both secret data-collecitng androids
>>827059https://youtu.be/AddjMh8-Qsk?si=vtcXRnLqYpDtP2em
Everyone, I'm gay!
>>827059Asimov tries to befriend her but her Overlords don't want him corrupting her.Ada hates her guts tho
>>826631>>827033Do they Collab or is there beef
>>827060Well that's telling>>827062Ada has 3 ops now
>>827064Ada has to protect her naive big Brother, no matter how many enemies it will take her to keep him safe!
Every single time Andrea has to respond in the group chat
>>8270666 7. It's popular with the kids (and Lori)
>>827066Can I just steal her head since it isn't connected to her body?
>>827071>Anon trying to pull a crip and get some robo-head
>>827071if you're Jonesy you can since she an Ai and sometimes a hologram maybe you could use the lasso tool if she pops up on your art program
>>827030>>827033Brianna Bellum Incog ceo and anti verse refugee fleeing from the anti Thompson to the main timeline after failing them one too many times she planes on taking over the world economic style suckerit's unknown if this body matches the brains former body all of incog tech uses the biological components
Jonesy goes incog Jonesy tries to break into incog's database to spred the truth about them but soon discovers that they bought dr Cates anti Jonesy tech and she has to make an escape or be trapped in their digital vault for good.handi delivery incog release an app where you can get anything delivered by an andi drone and at first vera thinks it neatio and its going to drive more business to her but after discovering that incog takes a big cut from the sales on top a monthly fee she has to pay them she makes Mina and Mark delivery drivers since no one is going to store to pick thing up anymore and she can charge extra
>>827080Bitchnapping: Brianna has Maria kidnapped, thinking that the woman is wasted on the CCP, and while Maria agrees she thinks working for Brianna would probably be just as bad. the asimov family have to save her!
Raising the EggChaz, Mandy, and Jerry find an egg while fooling around on the edge of the Magical forest. The Egg that the trio found hatches, but Teeny Steeve appears to tell them that the creature born from the egg is a threat to everyone.Little Bird Blues Little Bird is getting to big to keep hidden from their parents, and after getting found out Vera comes forward with an offer that can save their new friend.The Dragon must die!Vera lied to the trio and sold Little bird to the Giants to die! Now the trio have to call in every favor they can to save their Dragon friend!
>>827085Little Bird the Dragon becomes a semi-appearing character for Magic forest plots after this arc
Drew and NG become juggalos
>>827102Juggalos are a different species of Clowns entirely, dumbass
>>827103Dani and Sabrina infiltrated juggalos in juggle high jugglo
>>827103I wonder, what would be a biological breakdown/internal breakdown of a clown?
>>827103Nuh uh, the idea of juggalos supposedly being a separate species is a conspiracy theory
>>827105>>827106>>827104You guys are stupid, stop trying to make us feel like freaks.Juggalos are different they're like mimes, a new mutation of clown irrational.
>>827105They can subsist on purely sugar if they wanted to, they instinctively have better clown skills than a human, they apparently descended from court jesters, and sometimes if they die and the right circumstances are met such as eldritch funk and a horrific death they can have a nightmare clown be born from their blood
>>827107Nah man, juggalos are ICP fans, yes members of the clown species interested in hip hop tend to gravitate towards the community due to the clown aethstetic but they are a minority in the human dominated community, also mimes are NOT clowns, they're just frenchies that became even worse than they already are
Juggalos are a government experiment to create an aggressive race of clowns...
>>827111There is no such thing as a juggalo subspecies of clowns, take your meds... NOW
>>827112Open your eyes.
>>827113My eyes are open, yours are bloodshot and dilated
>>827114You're looking in the mirror.
>>827115Nah man, nah
>>827111No, they are just regulars clowns,Clowns despite being 2% of the population commit 82% of all rape,72% of detention time in north park elementary, 60% of all murders and 93% of candy eating. The whole juggalos are just ways for clowns to lie they don't commit crimeCitation Iris, Nancy Starlight. "News with Nancy.com" Nancy Studies, 8 Feb. 2026Neil, North Park Elementary School 8 February. 2026
>>827118Mime lies, mimes did all those crimes because they're french, not the clowns
>>827118#CancelAllClownshe took ice cream from me once
episode Jonesy vs the h-andi medium the incog releases an app that allows people to " contact" their dead loved ones via an almost perfect recreation using data they find online. a bunch of grieving townsfolk get hooked and are being unknowingly manipulated by incog. Jonesy decides to try to shut down this predatory service. Jonesy ends up shutting it down but Roxy spin the narrative to turn all the grieving townsfolk turn on Jonesy and makes it seem like she killed them again
>>827122when Jonesy encounters the mushroom ai system over the internet for the first time and it turns out it thinks its a divine being actually harboring the souls of everyone that died and when Jonesy bruises its ego by proving its not what it says it is avter telling it it doesn't have people's souls from before the internet and she's the actual Jonesy so the Jonesy in it must be fake. the mushroom gets a bunch of vulnerable people to commit suicide as an offering to itself and it believes its powering itself up so it can take on and absorb the real Jonesy to prove it's divinitymeanwhile Roxie is doing her best to try to spin the suicides so it doesn't come back to them
corn is Neato incog releases a streaming service called Neato and they try to buy the rights to Maziby and friends but when they ask for too much ( it's actually quite reasonable for what they asked for Maziby walks from the deal only to discover a new show on Neato called corn is Neato that's basically Maziby and friends but actually a bit better with the changes suggested and Maziby tries to break in with the help of chaz (who is a M&F purist and hates that Corn is Neato is actually popular amongest his peers) to stop this production.
>>827078Anti verse? Is she the anti version of Maureen Sanders? She kinda looks like her
>>827131Maureen Saunders is white this is presumably an Asian woman ( though how she looks currently might not be how she was
Evil ass lost media creepypasta episode: maizebys annihilationMaizeby gets jumped by a DARK AND GRITTY HYPER REALISTIC Nightmare Guy who shoves him into the chest portal mouth fully and in the special dimension made for him, in the dimension he gets brutally molested by 16 autistic clowns, kicked in the balls by Kevin hart, then has his leaves pealed off and salt rubbed into his pulp.
>>827136>Kevin Hart>Kevin fucking HartI think you need to leave that was a little extreme.
>>827137I'm not moving an inch
>>827139You do know mentioning the Hart Attack could get you a lifetime ban from the internet, right?
>>827140They'll never take me dead or alive
>>827141My canadian agents are on their way, it's too late, we have approximately 24 hours before the clean-up crew shows up..... But if you're fast enough and crack the mystery, we'll fight on a tank like in Dead Rising.
Going gorilla the tv movie thats just three episodes stitched into one with a higher budget than usual part 1 Gorilla warfare jonesy puts on her alternate news blog Factstruggle that incog is using genetically engineered super intelligent apes to try to conquer the subterranean species and tries to recruit people to join her only Cindy, moral crusader, Wendy are here to help the animals Fitzroy is here by mistake but becomes the heart of the movie since he uses his sign language to befriend the gorillas and Mina to steal their secrets but is pretends concern that her cousin might be in over her head. they not only discover that all of it is true but the gorilla don't want to fight but must since their women and children are held by Incog part 2 ape escape the crew then travel to the incog facility to free the ape hostages and try to get them to the mystical forest so they can be freepart 3 gorillas in the mystical forest incog carpet bombs the mystical forest causing a conflict between the gaints and incog but they were prepared for this with a gaints mech gorilla that towers over the gaints its just smacking them around it up to the gang and the leader of the gorilla to sneak into the mech cock put and destroy it but the leader gorilla isn't planning to return
Intern Asimov: Asimov is invited to do an unpaid internship at Incog, unaware that there is more to the invitation than there seems. (Takes place before Bitchnapping)Bobby's brain: Incog tries to kidnap Bobby in order to scan his brain, hoping to make the perfect laborer, Can CK and Vera save him? (I dunno, I just think a CK and Vera team up episode could be neat.)Teeny Trouble at Incog: Teeny Steeve discovers something about the Incog building that blocks the Wall Secrets, so he sneaks in the old fashioned way only to discover that it was a trap to capture him and extract more info from him about the Wall SecretsMr. Frog and Mr. Toades: Another Frog Person comes to the surface, looking to learn about science from Toades, but Toades doesn't trust the new amphibian. Which turns out to be the right choice when the frog person tries to poison him and steal his genetics research to sell to Incog (Frog person is a one off and dies at the end of the episode, it's left ambiguous whether he was actually working for Incog or wanted to get his foot in the door with Toades research.)
>>827142You'll never find me
>>827145Noice! Fitzroy isn't used much, so that's neat. Also, is one of the kids Mina's cousins or is she lying?
>>827153mina is Jonesy's cousin their mom's are sisters
>>827145Jonesy motivation is they laughed at her and she made a bet with Nancy that if she can't get proof she'll shutdown Factstruggle forever but if she gets proof Nancy has to eat her hatI imagine by the end of part 1 Jonesy get the evidence out there and nancy spends the entire rest of the movie trying to weasel her way out of the bet also so the cripple Army can help the gang escape with the gorilla to the mystical forest
Would you give her headpats and your bank account?
>>827163No bank account! Bad Leslie!But you do get heatpats
>>827163She gets to sit on my face.
Probably the last batch of new characters I make for a few threads 1/ 4 of the trailer Park witches coven The leader Salem Lotte
>>827174>has a cat familiar named Sabrina >everyone who doesn't know she a witch thinks she a cross breed between new age hippy and trailer trash> very chaotic everyone and everything is game for her and her girls to hex, transform into stuff, curse in various ways is a lot older than she seems exactly how old is unknown but it is known she has had an off and on thing with vera since the 1950
>>827172>Not Cassandra, who's a lewd cheerleader who doesn't wear spats>Not Sydney, who's canonically hot & has tight shortsYou do you, anon.
>>827177Look man, I wanna fuck a bunch of characters if I even visited North Park for real for like two seconds I wouldn't regrow my semen back for 50+ years.
>>8271742/4 though I’m going to wait a bit before making the other 2Morgan Salem’s deadpan smartass hench witch
>>827174>>827180the coven is the north park chapter of a larger cover of witches which happened to be the same one that cursed the Thompsons to have a witches nose ( yeah all witches have triangle noses part of the magic like an elf's or fairy's ear)
>witch covenSo, what about the OG north park witch, Rayne? She literally wears a witch hat and performs witchy rituals.
>>827184Rayne is descended from a witch, but can't conduct magic the same way more pure blooded witches can. It's a good thing too, cause if she could conduct straight magic, she'd straight up kill people.
>>827186Now THIS is the kind of content I come to /npg/ for
>>827186Is Myrtle enjoying this?
>>827184being descended from a witch doesn't make you a witch that shit takes practice and a coven or a pact with a magical entity though you can be a sorcerer though witches and other types of magic users will make fun of you as a magic trust fund baby ( the magic community is catty like that)
>>827193meant for>>827185>>827184yeah she's more of a " witch " like how vamp kids are "vampires"
the difference between the magic user types wizards and witches have to be taught how to use magic and the difference between the two is wizard don't practice group magic like witches. Sorcerers or natural magic users are born magic they don't have to be taught but they can be if they want to learn more and different kinds this can be vampires most magic creatures descendants from people who fucked magical creatures or people who have very powerful magical ancestors then there's people who solely get their magic through pacts with gods, demons and magical entities like priests, devil worship, magical girls etcthough these are just terms they made to the distinguished themselves from the other since they're really cliquey I imagine magic is more like a spectrum
>>827186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ
>>827195Gah, I should have done my D&D homework if I knew we had a magic system
>>827197We haven't it's new.I guess it's time for me to add fantasy shit to it or hero shit.
>>827199We've had fantasy shit for a while, it's just rarely focused upon
>>827200we had one wizard ( tech wizard never drawn) since around the time Jonesy been around
>>827200Cool, Hero shit it is, huh?
>>827201We've had the magical woods since Teeny Steeve, dude
>>827203yeah I just made an example that came from the top of my mind of us having fantasy and magic for a while and not the first I could've said the ghost, vampires, or chateau
>>827186Mtr
>>827178Well, Cassandra and Sydney should both take turns sit on my face
>>827172>>827177>>827178>>827213Y'know, with all this talk about face sitting, who's got the best and worst asses?
>>827216Worst: Lisa Stanky. She regularly shits in a bucket and I doubt she wipes. Billie regularly covers herself in mud, but she would wipeBest: Personal preference, honestly
>>827216
>>827218>Addison has a better ass than SavannahBlasphemy!Not arguing with anything else, though
>>827219Addison may be a plain Jane, but she actually has food to eat every other day that sometimes go to her thighs. Savannah lives off food stamps and soup kitchens, ain't no meat on her bones
>>827220Oh, makes sense.Also, remember browsing the archives and apparently, Lydia goes commando. Make of that what you will
>>827218Why Sammy is Ass-inine <:(
>>827222That's an Ass rating chart, Sammy isn't equipped well in the ass department.
>>827222you sure you should be here, sport?
>>827227
>>827223oh, I see. I can see why
forget me not the witches spell make everyone in town lose their memories since Jonesy was in the internet at the time after being released she uses this to her advantage by pretending to be everyone's friend. she has to keep them from breaking the spell it can only be broken if two lovers who forget about their love fall back in love.awful bedtime story vera gets Salem to babysit Vincent and she reads him some bedtime stories form a book turns out she trapped various characters in the book and they mess up the stories Sabrinella>young Sabrina wants to go to the ball but her wicked sister and her friends ( Lydia's gang) won't let but she just might go with the help of her fairy god bestie ( Dani) who maybe crushing on Sabrinaella and doesn't want the prince to have herHansel and Gretel >Hansel and Gretel breaks into a sweet kind old witch home but little did they know she packing heat they have to survive the witches wrath brown buns and the three cats >Cindy breaks into the cat ninjas home and eats their food sits in their and sleeps in their beds ( she doesn't want to but the narrator salem keeps pressuring her to) the cats call the authorities and she's put on trial for her crimes
Witch, please.
You spin my bell right round, right round
>>827227>>827228I wanna take Danny's place.A-as a friend, of course!
Ula>My comrade, who is this witchy-looking specimen and why does she know so much about you?Vera>Yeah, we've got some history. It all started when...Ula>I'mma play more Minecraft
>>827230
>>827174why this bitch got Zach's color schemeshe looks like a child between Zach and Wendy
>>827240because like 8 color exist and there's over 150 characters so white and purple ar going to be used more than once
>>827240Think about it...Who do you think Zachary's great grandmother was?
>>827242Salem: hehehe no no no a funny thought but no
>>827241Purple and black clothes with white hair is a pretty distinct combination all things considered, specially in regard to North Park
Salem and witch lore all witches have to tell the victim how to break the spell and it has to be something someone can do within reason if either condition isn't met Then the hex is temporary and can only last up to the next moon salem is a control freak she needs to be incharge of everything she apart of. it part of the reason she was sent to north park to start a chapter cause she annoys the other matrons of the covenshe constantly doing things to get Vera's attention turning her friends into other things placing hexs on her and her businesses sending he familiars to her to cause mischief
>>827244black and purple Rayne les Rosaland and crush probably more im not remembering at the moment so black and purple ain't some exclusive pallet white hair eh she alt / new age / hippie coded so make since she'd have it
>>827246No but that's proving what I'm saying, there are other character who use purple and black color schemes and don't look like Zach, but purple and black clothes plus white hair is very distinct because white hair itself is unusual and visually striking. Like your eye immediately reads it as Zach's color scheme since it's the part of him that stands out the most.
>>827247I think more of the purple cap and puffy jacket
red moon rises a blood moon happens over north park and it turns out that magical being switch magics during a blood moon Salem becomes a Electric Elemental phantom and Jonesy a witch vera finds herself a ghost which makes it hard to run her businessessexual wraiththe witches turns the town sexual frustration into wraiths and they start causing trouble around town Danny and Wendy has to find everyone who's frustrated and try to resolve it to make the wraith disappearthe clown's nose the Thompsons and the league of fuckers find the magic artifact known as the clown's nose which acts like the monkeys paw but it grants unlimited wishes in the funniest way possible and they spend the whole episode fighting over it causing choas around townmagic rite once a year there's a conference held on neutral grounds for all the magic users around town attendance is mandatory Salem the usual host gets pissy ( especially since due to neutrality laws she cant do anything about it) when Jonesy isn't taking this seriously and all the others are sort of joining Jonesythe conference is basically the please don't magical nuke the town and deal with all you petty shit here and not start another gang war conference
>>827252Why would they magic nuke the town?
>>827254fighting each other
>>827254>>827256shit happens man can be anything from a dangerous spell misfire to I wanna be an immortal linch then proceeds to suck out the souls of everyone in town. hell ula practically magic nuked the town with the whole vampire orgy thing.
Valentine’s Day is almost here
Pecking order of the Magical Forest just droppedElder Dragons>Giants>Young Dragons>Trolls>/=Gnomes>Hedge Wizards of the forest>Normal People.
>>827273>Teeny Steve is above most other magical beingsThere is no way he doesn't become a bigger dick when he finds out
Ashley the witch Salem tries to recruit Ashley by showing her the wonders of being a witch Ashley is obvious to this being a recruitment presentation she just thinks Salem is being a cool sister meanwhile Rayne seeths and tries to ruin Ashley chances of join after finding out that Ashley is on the top of the list to join and she's not even on the list ( Salem only chose people she thinks she can control and not threaten her control of her coven)incog IDincog buys everyone favorite messaging and communication platform and forces everyone to give their ID and when ever the others try to switch platforms they seemly buy that one aswell and put the same policy in placebeware the gunk while traveling in the wall space with teeny steeve nightmare guy and goopa the two gets lost and ends up in the witches trailer ( its a lot bigger on the inside) while they're gone and they free Morgan's pet slime from its small and very cramped jar. teeny steeve gets them before the witches show up and they go do whatever it is they were doing. the slime get out and starts to eat things around town and grows bigger and bigger until it becomes a threat to the town the townsfolk are trying everything to stop the slime in 50's b movie style meanwhile the witches are working with the Thompsons to strengthen the barriers between the accursed lands (where the chateau is) and the town
>>827276>>Teeny Steve is above most other magical beings* in the magical forest
quintin gomez...
>>827280Oh, right
>>827280To be fair he ranks pretty high outside of it too.The Wall Secreta are busted
>>827281How do you know that name?
>>827281>>827284Whomst?
>>827283only civilization the moment you not in a walled space or close to one you're like mermaid in a desert or a druid in the big city
>>827279Ashley would look adorable with a witch hat!
>>827269
Andrea and Leslie Meyers (y'know, the ad) should explore eachother's- who said that?!>>827281Who?
>>827290Normally I wouldn’t draw a South Park character but I do love yuri so I’ll put it on the list
>>827291Alrighty, then.Also, how big is Vera's harem? First we have Les, then Leslie and now Salem? Are there any other lovers I should know about?
>>827292Danny ( defunct now) and the male vampir, kid wizard ( off screen) its unknown if he is a wizard of kids or a child wizard
>>827293*male vampires
Danny did you add this character just so you'd have another Vera ship
>>827295They're his characters, let him do whatever he wants before I fucking dropkick your pussy.
>>827295nah just a choas starter that can kick off any magical adventure for any character but I had stated multiple times in previous threads that vera had a thing with a witch form the 50s-70s so I just made Salem that witch
>>827293Huh, neat.
Another mimic attempt.
>>827301Cute!
>>827310>FartfagYou fucking piece of shit, you're the one who keeps referencing North Park in the South Park threads.
>>827287The Wall Secrets include lore/spells so he isn't defenseless away from the walls, he's not the strongest ever, but he's strong
>>827310Burn in hell, dipshit
Last one for the night
>>827312Plus, he's a giant, so he has better durability and strength than most.
For the Andrea x Leslie thing, I was thinking something like thishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JCfsqW7ZAAY&list=PLmsMGFIWAJdL38C9904UXLejqN1EW1ZVT&index=9&pp=iAQBBasically, they realize they can rule over the world together. Roxie is weirded out by first, but she just goes along with it
Was browsing the wiki. Pretty funny how Ula canonically plays Minecraft.
Hansel vs incog incog starts turning the local rat population into their biological drones and obviously Hansel wants to stop this so he and Gretel breaks into incog's tower to try to shut down the rat drone projectwhat i got so farHansel notices that rats are going missing then coming back but doesn't listen to them anymore Hansel see the presentation at townhall where Brianna tell the public that rats will stop being pest and start be the new servants of the future cleaning up the streets and helping maintain the sewers he also learns that the whole thing is being controlled by a single server in the incog towerHansel gathers every friend or someone who owes him to help raid the tower to take down the server
>>827336Maybe Hansel thinks there's a simple off switch or you need to just unplug it (like with Lisa) only to realize it's more complicated than that
ATHF if he North Park.
>>827337OK I'll add that >>827336roxie acting like Glados from portal while they in the tower Lori acts like their trap detector while navigating the tower maybe Lisa hacking into the camera system to help them
>>827338mix media my favorite! I should do more of it
>>827320Message to all the guys with girl characters: girls are not lesbians and are disgusted by each other often times worse than men are disgusted of men.
>>827342Dannyanon's a known yuritard, much like his good friend J. Epstein. You'll have to forgive him.
>>827342>lesbian's and bi girls don't exist look at the big brains on Brad
>>827345They don't exist.Guy, if I send you to Meredian you'll get cured of your "all girls are gay" bullshittery. Join the futa and BBC rooms and you'll soon realize who's into that stuff.https://meredian.in/
>>827348tf is meredian
>hating dykesYou guys have no taste. Lesbians give me the hardest lesboner
>>827341Are they supposed to be Chaz and Curtis?
>>827350Women aren't into that shit.Go play Meredian the video game and you'll understand.
>>827351Yeah, just genderbenders
>>827352Pure cope, also, what is Meridian. You mentioned it twice and I'm not going on some wild goose chase
>>827352what are women into then, if you're so knowledgeable? And know I'm not gonna click on any links or play any games to find out.
>>827352>>827348Please fuck off w*man.We hate w*men here.I am a proud incel.
>>827352>>827342At least it's not incest>Remembers Posie and Lydia aged up and making out
>>827341Panderverse crossover
Women don't know what they want
>>827362>touching women
>>827362>Even Niel's gotten some actionDoes it count if that "action" is being beat up by women?
>>827365don't forget chatterbox
>>827365*Uler
>>827367*Ooler
What are you fags doing for valentines?
>>827369Probably my Onahole and pretend it's Cathy from the comics.ACK!
>>827369The same thing we do everyday other valentines day...TAKE OVER THE WORLD
>>827369draw npg yuri maybe throw in a mina x Danny or two
>>827374Why not Mina x Dani
>>827375I already said yuri
>>827375Dani's taken
>>827348Why would I want to play this when Second Life is right there? Plus there's literally a woman about to eat muff on the front page.Stop trying to shill your crappy conversion therapy and go read The Well of Loneliness.
CK is hyped for the new Poppy Playtime
>>827391>CK sends Sabrina his reaction the trailer>Sabrina watches it>Penny walks in"Oh my fucking god, I can't believe you dated that loser! XD"
>>827400Is that Leslie? Cool!
>>827401Adult Leslie, she's canonically Pan.
>>827402>WOKE PARKum ew wtf, i didn't sign up for this woke shit, next you're gonna tell me someone has a tranny character
>>827403Pretty sure at least 1 anon is trans...
>>827403It's better than the main show, that's for sure
>>827403We do have ONE transgender character. I forgot who they were though
>>827407nu or old?
>>827408oldparkIt was the last fact confirmed by their anon before they left
>>827409>north park was always wokeWOKE
>>827410Open your eyes, sleepyhead!! We've been awake the whole time!!
>>827411WOKE GAY FAG HOMO HOMO GAY WOKE WOKE WOKE!!!!!!!!STOP MAKING WOKE PARK AND MAKE COOL PARK!!!!! I DON'T LIKE WOKE!!! *GOES BACK TO SLEEP*
>>827412Too late dingus, by posting in this thread, you're woke.
>>827410>>827412>>827403Bro, North Park has at least 4 crossdressers, with one of them (from Oldpark) being a femboy
Gnarly is also kinda tranny.Wink.
>>827290>>827334
>>827419Cute!!! Lil' evil android lolis.
Since valentines day is coming soon, will anybody draw The Stretch Momstrongs loving each other?
Behold, adult CK
>>827423This is the face of indie gaming in the good future
After a bad fight with Salem in the middle of public
>>827426After a bad fight with Vera
>>827421why don't you
>>827421draw it yourself
"That's My Boy!"Slappy gets an unexpected surprise when the traveling circus comes to town, Skipper his son is mildly uncomfortable with the fact his real dad is this unapologetic clown, Slappy literally parades his son around town, bragging about his son to literally everyone who'll listen to him, even going so far as speeding just to have Gency pull him over.Skipper is embarrassed but slowly comes around to wanting to Slappy in his lifeB-Plot is Drew feeling neglected and plans to frame Skippy for something horrible, but Beansy and Song Feng stop her in time--Oh no she has vaselined the stairs!!!!!The end of the episode involves Slappy telling Drew there's enough love in his heart for the three of them(Drew, Song, and Skipper), while trying not to pass out from the pain of two broken ribs, and a possibly punctured lung.He is taken away on a stretcher.
Posted cringe at the lunch table
>>827430Skipper seems cool
>>827445Yeah, shame he gets raped and killed after this
>>827445You just want to fuck a moody alt clown.Which I approve.>>827446Sorry, that happened to you.
>>827447I was waiting for you to make sunko to show off his daughter topsy But heres the clown super villain assistant / daughter the half clown topsy that doesn’t want to be a clown or super villain though she may just be a moody teen
>>827450Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll finish that pic of Sunko, just for (you).You of all people should know how easy it is to get distracted, I just gotta line it and color it.
>>827447Don't wanna fuck him, maybe we both go to a McDonalds or somethin'
I will rank all north park ships for valentine's day post you’re favorites if you wanna see them ranked if not then only the ones i remember off the top of my head will be ranked
>>827453BeansyxDrewBeansyxDrewxAsimovDollFuckerxSallySlappyxHuiFengSabrinaxDaniDanixDanny
>>827454>forgets slappyxdrew
>>827453TT/AsimovJonesy/TTJonesy/AsimovLeslie/CKMiss Terry/LeslieLydia/Posie
>>827454>BeansyxDrewB teir its yuri, its a classic npg ship, its funny but some points deducted sinces its basically drew talking to a wall since beansy can't really meaningfully communicate >BeansyxDrewxAsimovA teir same as before but at least two people can talk. but beansy gets third wheeled hard here>DollFuckerxSallyS teir nuff said >SlappyxHuiFengA teir ( i don't have to give a reason for each of my rankings) >SabrinaxDaniS teir a ship that lifts both characters and brings out the best in each other plus yuri >DanixDannyC teir I think don't think it would work realistically despite both characters kinda being the same guy the sex would be great though
>>827456>TT/AsimovB+ teir one sided toxic and enemies to lovers probably won't last passed the first date though >Jonesy/TTA teir I imagine Jonesy is the only one who cares about tt's well being and hangs out with her by choice ( not that she have people lining up to hangout with her) and tt waiting for those boobies to grow >Jonesy/Asimovb+ same as tt×A >Leslie/CKc + teir I know why Leslie like ck but not why ck likes Leslie but I give it some points for both anons supporting it and it being somewhat historical >Miss Terry/Leslieb teir 100% because of looks, yuri and romantic rivals to lovers>Lydia/PosieA+ teir
>>827457>drew talking to a wall since beansy can't really meaningfully communicateIT SEEMS THE GENIUS OF MY EMMY AWARD WINNING CHARACTER BEANSY IS LOST ON YET ANOTHER CHARLATAN PEASANT OF THIS MEANINGLESS BLUE MARBLE WE CALL 'EARTH'
>>827450Sunko in Glorious Terrificolor™!Sunko is a recurring villain in DDMC stories/episodes, he sees villainy as a job, and dies his hair green to hide his blue hair has gone lighter prematurely.He wears fuckhuge pauldrons someone of his stature normally couldn't handle, and his robe is like Grim's from Billy and Mandy.His villainy includes obscenely silly things such as holding the entire town at Creampie point, or replacing the filling of apple pies at McDonald's with space chilis.MOST of his crimes are inconvenient but harmless, people will get absolutely fucking hurt, but his branch of villainy is to be an absolute nuisance.Only a couple of hundred people have died due to his shenanigans, but that was a complete accident, he thought that truck of Living Twinkies would only scare people, not fucking level a church and raid a Hospital.
>>827463So Doofenschmirtz, then. He's even built like him
Can someone redpill me on Posie X Lydia? I don't really see the appeal behind it
>>827467Lesbians Incest Sweet preppy girl x rough punkish butchEnemies to lovers IncestRed hair aesthetic Mormon Did I mention the incest
>>827468I'm down minus the incest.Aged up Lydia is a definite smash, though
>>827457>>827458since I have a free moment >Jerry x Lori b- teir pros the cheerful x downer thing plus the orb of knowledge and orb the character lore with Jerry thing going on cons Lori's personality not developed enough imo.> Jerry x penny c teir I honestly don't get why Jerry liked her other than ha ha wouldn't it be funny but I'll give it some points for it history and its fans >chaz x ulaS teir who knew two horn dogs would be into each other and work well
>>827470I think they bonded over both being assholes. It's like Cartman and Fat Heidi/Cartwoman but healthier
Nicole is forming a heart-shaped
>>827473Cute!
Troll Lore: The gnome problem is so bad that orphanages are usually full.
>>827476Which is a problem the the Gnomes Invader the orphanage
The chateau is playing tricks on Danny again
>>827484I deadass didn't notice much of a difference until now.I wonder how this works lorewise. Was it a spell? A growth spurt? Did Danny always look like his Nu self and his old self was how people viewed him?
>>827485the nose has always been There other than that he started sleeping more during night time getting out of the cheatu during the day to get some sun on that skin and he brushed his hair instead of rocking the bed hair ( desk hair) all day
>>827486>Danny's design changed by touching grass moreNoice
Tomorrow is Valentine Day ^^
>>827514So?
>>827515It's fucking Valentines day
>>827516So?
>>827517Who doesn't like Valenties Day?Besides some girl who's mother cheated on her dad
>>827518Valentine's Day's for the birds.
Didn’t know what to draw today so here’s Anti Mina or mini Mina the smallest kid in school she 14 but smaller than the fourthies and third graders is scared-roused by everything bigger than heran aspiring witch basically lulu from LOL she accidentally extremely dangerous with her magic and incompetence
>>827522I need regular Mina and Anti Mina to FUCK.
*LEAKS SLAPPY'S BOUDOIR PHOTOS*NEXT TIME TELL MS FENG TO GET A BETTER PASSWORD FOR HER PHONE LOL LMAO
>>827522I wanna snuggle with her>>827523This but with Anti and Mainline Wendy
>>827529..ok, Slappy is Dilf to me material now
>>827535
Don't count out familial love just yet!
an lovely valentines day for everyone! here's Nos x Big Tex
>>827536anti Mina: i won't struggle if you call me cute... Wendy looking at anti Wendy waiting for her to ravage her as her spoils of another one of her victories she: .....well this isn't the weirdest thing I've done
>>827543It took me this long to realize Vera was named afrer Nosveratu.
>>827544I'll give her headpats! Just not as much, considering she's 14.Also, if Wendy won't do it with Anti-Wendy, I will. I'll just make sure not to accidentally break her bones.
>>827542Cute! Especially Drew.
The things I do for "love"
>>827551>>827551you're responsible for this one love madness Salem mad vera didn't plan anything for them on valentine's day so she plugs the town with a madness that if you love someone it will increase by 1000× making everyone yanderes
>>827554Maybe even more Salem's pissed when Vera prepared stuff for Les instead of her
>>827556Salem: les is just the flavor of the month she'll get bored of her and come back to me like always
>>827559Oh, so she's chill about it? Noice.Wonder what Morgan's doing about this.
>>827561Morgan and the others don't involve themselves in their matron's love affairs
>>827562So Salem just sees Salem causing mischief but just acts like a smartass about it?
>>827564Salemcest
>>827565I meant Morgan, fuck my head sometimes
>>827564>>827566being mischief makers is part of a witch's job description also if she questions her pettiness then Salem will bring up her dirty laundry too like the time she dated that Thompson boy but when he dumped her she used her magic to alter the universe so his birth date was push back 2 years and now no one remembers that Danny and Wendy were actually twins
>>827572Huh. I thought Morgan was the Sharon to Salem's Randy (in a platonic sense). Making someone 2 years younger is one of the pettiest things imaginable.I like Morgan now.
>>826539I'mma ask her out to Valentines. Wish me luck
>>827580Damn Muteanon, you must really want Hansel.
>>827578if you think that's the pettiest you should see what happened to the girl he dumped her for I believe her name was fionaduring the whole ritual Salem and Blair ( the third witch in the coven) was just giving each other the dude this is so fucked face the entire time also after this the council of magic banned the spell and made it so it can't be undone due to how fucked the timeline would be if it was.
>>827484Wowzers! Amazing! You haven't improved one bit in 4 years. How did you do it? was it the power of autism? See you in 10 years!
>>827587...I'm scared of Morgan now. I'm not fucking with someone who can fuck with time.
>>827537explain
>>827580what kind of Rorschach tests are these
>>827588do you think you'll see improvement of an artist in the exact same picture. do you get disappointed when you listen to the same recording of her song and find that it's not any better then when you first listened to it?
>>827588Sup Max, it's been awhile. Preparing to spam our thread again?
>>827588get aids
>>827589Bitch, she ain't special.
>>827590Did I stutter?>>827596I wouldn't fuck with TT either.
>>827597i'm just curious why he is dilf material
>>827597You should, she's very fun to fuck with
>>827599He's hot lol
>>827601based
>>827600Beat her ass, TT!
>>827592I think it's tongue, Hands, Hands, Hands a 3rd time, then dick
>>827588do you draw at all? PYW
To the fartfag, I know you're in here, you fucking nigger, I hope you get raped.
"Love Hurts"Ahhhh, love is in the air in North Park! All of our favorite ships on display out and about... Wait Lydia and Posie...? Asimov and TT.... Wait no no no! This doesn't make sense one of those is incest--MORMON incest...The DDMC realize that something's very wrong in the town of, soon they notice a fat baby stabbing people in the butts with arrows and the two people falling in love.Can the DDMC stop this Cherub menace before they get loveshanked?Starring Jason Alexander as Cupid
>>827609God, I can only imagine how awkward things would be between Lydia and Posie after that.Also, It'd be funny if TT wasn't as affected by the Cherub as others, she was already obsessing over Asimov, the Cherub just made her act on it.
>>827610I imagine this with Lydia and Posie, not full on making outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5m379x-FBo&pp=ygUWbW9yYWwgb3JlbCB5b3UncmUgbmljZQ%3D%3D
>>827612Oh, that makes it... better?Still awkward, though
"House Call"The 3rd grade girls group play doctors, it turns into an episode of House as they get stuck in an actual medical case.
>"Here's ya pie, mistah."
>>827615That seems like a fun episode!>>827620>Oh no, he's hot!
>>827588STFU. I know you cant draw unless you can show me your artworkBut by then How wow, non drawfags doesn't understand composition, colour theory, balance, shape and gestures.
>>826493Do we have any art of her in casual clothing?she cute
4d checkmate tt tries to stop Andrea from getting an update that she believes will lead her to taking over the world but finds all her attempts to stop her being foiled she soon discover the update allows andrea to send messages from the future to her past self So she knows everything time traveler is going to do tt decides the only way she can stop her is if she does something she would never do get helpborn again during the bus ride home the bridge collapses causing the bus to fall into the lake and be carried into the mystical forest all the parents in town believes their children are dead so they're grieving and in their grief incog announces a new program where they can clone their died children good as new after a week and a magical adventure we didn't get to see the kids show back up to discover they've been replaced
>>827682Morgan in 4d Checkmate: *gorans* Alright, I'll help. But you owe me for this
YOU get no context, fuck you.
>>827463Nightmare Guy WILL mog him in self defense
>>827692Not even self defense, that guy looks like a dick
>>827692He's not even related to the Honkers, or anything like that, why's Nightmare Guy got to be involved at all?
zach cyber attack Salem tries to copy paste Jonesy powers onto Asimov but it goes to zach now Salem and Jonesy has to stop this maladapted malware from ruining abunch of people's livesasimoblie the witches turn Asimov into a car and they go joy riding in and eventually join the street racing scene and then join a gang to steal DVD players from the back of trucksasimoblie 2 with a vengeance the witches turn a2 into a car for some more joy riding but when a2 realizes he can take control it becomes Christine real quick plus the asgore truck meme with cripple fucker
>>827699Delly: Crip, look out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j51O6Ba2nVc
When you spent days gathering information to blackmail her with but she nyahahaha her way out of itNo context given
>>827690>>827691>>827703I feel this development makes sense.
>>827690>>827691>>827703>>827706This feels like the opposite of fishsticks
>>827706>>827714I don't know what you guys think is going on
>>827718Probably some inside joke. That's why I said it's the opposite of Fishsticks.
>>827725fartfag pls go
>>827726How do you know that is fart fag.
Two new charactersThis is Rocky a raccoon that disguises himself as a human and tries to make friends with the humans while also fighting Hansel for garbage
>>827733And this is Fennec a fox that's rivals and enemies with Rocky. He is constantly chased around by the Dog Boy samurai
>>827734
>>827733>>827734>>827735Cute! What's their personalities like?
>>827736Rocky is a rascal that uses his cuteness to get away with the trouble he causes, he really likes garbage!Fennec is Rocky's Rival, and he wants to show the Raccoon up at the whole "pretending to be human" thing. He likes to eat snacks and laze around when he isn't trying to prove he's better than Rocky
>>827732because i am am, and you have no mouth and you must scream
All Charactercore songs we have at the moment!Zachcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ0muYBh2HYNightmare Guycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf3Err9MvDgNurse Maggiecore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iRoMPmsdgBundlecore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUgKH8c7p4Asimov/Drewcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqK-jh4TDXoToadescore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inRXBlYgMGICringe Kidcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTggoptzEukBobby Normancorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h54fiT9BhzsAgathacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV2H712ldOIBarbracore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw2kDbfP06AJonesycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNIO7WudEwSlappycorehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqUsbYyLk4Lisacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKOJ5_IkUXYAsimov Primecorehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5FY0kpC-150Frog Personcore:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iip-vUEKdMCatescorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D17ZVvAZqtEMariacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AjJZEcMdwwSlappy's Soncorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg58eUcJ8mYMandycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBFftpQxxMBobby and Viracorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsYDv5Cf0yoBad End PoPPI and Graysoncorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnPX-QQrNgBundlecore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPX1bt0yWwPoPPIcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJNxDcu1--cGencycorehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZio2QJAmQLisacore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5uw25xx10Amandacorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlTNKOnfXFkGraysoncorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMtvfJSwgDUA1 and A2corehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlIREQyaxu8Leslie and Miss Terrycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3K-PrMXFRcRaynecorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcxhmHEykPgPoPPI's Fanscorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVpo-_0Xok4A2corehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETAf16zh_Q4
>>827739>Bundle and Lisa get two songsWhy?
>>827740found better new songs after the fact, should I get rid of the old ones?
Vera says she was busy yet Les is talking about their plans tonight
>>827738E N T R O P Y
>>827743I can taste the salt from here
>>827743Salem: What do you have that I don't? You don't even have bosoms like me!
nu-park fucking sucks>slappy's faggot son>the danny adventures starring danny featuring danny with special guests danny>chaz falling into obscurity>fucker village>cringe kid is just chad kid with a new gf all the fucking time>cringe kid's used goods are detectiveswtf
>>827754Be the change you want to see anon, DRAW
>>827755cringe kid's creator doesn't draw fuck offjust fucking change him to chad kid already
>>827756>>827733>>827735Explain THESE then.
>>827757first time in how long
>>827758Ok, if not draw, then WRITE.DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN COMPLAIN LIKE AN OLD MAN
>>827754Slappy's son is cool, there's only 2 Danny's, Chaz still gets brought up, the only good new Fuckers are Necrofucker and Mina, CK always had charm to him & Dani and Sabrina being detectives is better then solely existing to be CK's sidepieces.
>>827759chad kid's creator doesn't write.>>827760>shorts mcgeeand>oh woops i forgot he existed
>>827761You idiot, CKanon does write, HE'S ASIMOVANON
>>827754>>827756>>827758>>827761SHUT THE FUCK YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER, GO GET RAPED, YOU STUPID FAGGOT I HOPE YOU DIE NIGGER NIGGER NIGEER HIT YOURSELF HIT YOURSELF HIT YOURSELF HOLY FUCK, FUCK OFF, DRAW OR WRITE OR FUCK OFFYOU SUBHUMAN NIGGER
>>827763>>827762lol shut up
>>827764You first
>>827756red herring"a fact, idea, or subject that takes people's attention away from the central point being considered" Cambridge dictionaryalso pls stop. I didn't glow up my skill so fast being you. I admit im not as active as I used to be but still. stop it.
>>827761This is bait
>>827754I kinda agree to an extent, Cringe Kid definitely became a creator's pet/gary stu kind of character. Although I think the biggest problem with nu-danny stuff is the random repetitive character archetypes. I'd actually rather if we got more focus on the chateau as a set piece and the vamps as a faction, instead of adding random new groups like the witches who don't really need to exist outside of giving Vera another GF because Les got boring or something.>>827760>Dani and Sabrina being detectives is better then solely existing to be CK's sidepieces.Honestly I've found turning them into detectives to be really boring. Dani was always a character that didn't really need to exist since she's a genderbent Danny that doesn't act like Danny so doesn't even play the genderbent angle well. And Sabrina has always been a meme bimbo, and that's all she really needed to be. She's funniest like that, she doesn't need depth.If anything, turning them into detectives is a huge missed opportunity, since I think you could talk almost any other character in the cast and turn them into a detective and you'd have a more interesting set up. There's definitely potential for a cool detective story arc but Dani and Sabrina are too boring to play the role well.
North Park died when it was reconnected that Nolan is a lynchpin and that his condition charges the entire future
ive done everything and have no more ideas i think it's time I part ways with our little shared universe its been fun >>827771whelp anon I hope you know how to draw and write because there's gonna be a really big void here soon enough im outta here
>>827771>Meme bimboIf you're the dude who kept saying DanixSabrina is forced, she was literally CK's fucking GF with no personality, she wasn't even a bimbo.Now she's detective bimbo.
>>827773Thanks for keeping the lights on, you've added many interesting ideas and we'll use them to their fullest potentials. It's time to do our parts.
You guys remember the Nice Park bootlegs? They were high quality, minus the colors, those were always off...
>>827773Dannyanon, no!!!
>>827776That's creepy as hell
>>827776Want one of Jerry and Mandy now
>>827795Anon, as much as it hurts me, I'm gonna miss his ass too.But he literally carried this general on his shoulders for like two years.Hell look at the fucking art battle? That dude did work, me and everyone else involved were lazy fags.
>>827800Well, best we can do is do what we've always been doing, and maybe get some new blood with us while we're at it
I want Cassandra to arrest me
>>827806Titty-fucking Sabrina but I'm too quick and she makes a comment about my time and the mess I made.
>>827807>Plowing PoPPI and she moans about you popping her stitchingDiamonds
And while we're at it, have Sydney do this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtP7yBT-bMc
Bundle taking my city slicker cock in her hairy hillbilly pussy and asshole.
After seeing Wendy and Savannah dressed as the Angels, I wonder how other blonde kids would look like that
>>827813Sorry, it's Trisha and WendySavannah would be a nightmareGeorgina would have hers as 2 sizes too smallChatterbox would talk about how it's cute for 10 seconds before pivoting to something elseAnd that's all the female blonde kids. Somehow
>>827798You can tell it's a "Nice Park" plush if:>The colors are off>They have that toothy grin>When you squeeze them, they play a cartoon laugh sound sped up or a low quality version of the theme
>>827816>White MandyThey aren't even trying
I had an idea for an Inazuma Eleven parody in North Park.Plot: Blenny, out of boredom and after watching Crab Game, makes a soccer death tournament. Players have 2 weeks to make teams of 7 and face off in a tournament, where he kills the losers (they respawn, but almost one knows that)Like Inazuma Eleven, each player has an element and a position. Not sure if it's the 5 chinese elements or if we get wacky like Adventure TimeFor example, Lydia is a Fire Forward. Fire because it beats Posie (who'd probably be Wood, due to her parents liking plants) and Forward because why not.There'd also be coaches and managers, so characters like most of the Cripple Army, Mrs Iris, that goopy thing Dr Toades made on accident and others can still be involved somehow.Matches involve teams of 5 instead of 11, so groups like the Goths, Fuckers Society and Lydia's Gang don't need to have 7+ total nobodies involved with them.I call it:North Park: Never Gonna Score!(title's a work in progress)
>>827826Leslie, water goalie
>>827841Why Water specifically?
Leslie, Danny! get on a treadmill you fat fucks!
>>827850Why, for the soccer thing?Nah, just Danny, Maybe then, he ass won't rely on Wendy as much
>>827849Default clothes color palette
>>827859Ok, cool.Obviously, Ashley and Dorothy have to be teamates with herAshley is an Earth Midfielder (Earth is the middle of the Cardinal Directions, which fits her "everyone's sister" thing)Dorothy is... I got no clue, man
>>827859>>827860Dorothy is Wood Defender (Leslie's already a Keeper, so this is the next best thing. That girl is not getting her ass thrashed as a Midfielder or forward)Wood because its mental quality is idealism and curiosity, which suits her
>"Damn Woodpecker, leaving me to go adventuring, while I carry his litter..."
>>827872Can she get preggers by more than one dad like cats can?
>>827872Cates is pregnant?! With who?
>>827875Not that I know of...>>827884Future Danny, unless that's been retconned.
>>827886Didn't know she ends up with Danny. That's... not unexpected, given he has a crush on her
>>827888AFAIK, Danny has multiple kids with different moms.
>>827826I can easily see Trisha and Cindy having a combo move that's based on the forest, considering Trisha's a lumberjack and Cindy's half bear.
I don't even blame Anti-Wendy for this
ck get freddy fazbear silicone butt to fuck
So wait a second... if everyone here is a self insert, then ...Dannyanon is a short obese brown-haired brown eyed big haired guy with a huge nose in his 30s who lives in Europe? and is an only child?Leslieanon is a big obese white guy with black hair who has a thing for emo chicks in his 20s?Dellyanon is an obese white woman who has a thing for tall lanky white guys who'll cook for her in her 30s?Chazanon is a 5'5 ft tall skinny Mexican guy living in America with an incest mom fetish in his 20s?Muteanon is a chubby introverted Mexican girl living in America in her 20s?Slappy/Drewanon is a tall skinny mixed italian white guy in his very early 30s?Asimovanon is a 5'2 skinny white guy living in California in his mid 20s?Posieanon is an unironic ginger that's 5'5 tall with average weight who plays the violin? How many of these did I get right?Who's the exception to the rule?
>>827915Incorrect, I'm a skinny white guy with brown hair who has a thing for fat chick in his 20's
>>827915You got 1 thing about me right - guy with incest mom fetish
>>827906>Not a Mommy Longlegs oneShiggy diggy>>827915I mean, I'm White at least.but you got pretty much everything else wrong
>>827615Who got aids?
>>827915>Tall Skinny Mixed Italian White Guy In his VERY EARLY 30sThe only thing you got right was I'm in my 30s, also>skinnyI say I'm fat all the time, hell I posted self-insert porn once of Leslie slurping me down.
>>827923No one particular, plus, since the episode is a parody of a House episode, it's probably not AIDS.
Question: If North Park characters were in VeggieTales, what kind of fruits or vegetables will they be?
>>827942Lisa's Garlic
>>827915>Dellyanon is an obese white woman who has a thing for tall lanky white guys who'll cook for her in her 30sextremely scarily correct aside from the fact i'm also a raging shotacon and i'm in my early 20sbut very good observation lol
>>827954>Dellyhag rapes little boys Disgusting filthy woman
>>827955You seen the shit she did to Robin? No wonder that guy's so messed up
>>827956What did she do to him?
Jasmine become an giant water monster when in Cold Water
>>827959Fate better than death right here.
>>827958Made out with him, gave him a handjob, took compromising photos...Not as bad as her Zach brainrot...
>>827998What did Robin even do to deserve this?
>>828002Either this is karma for him being an asshole, or there is no reason and Dellyfag's just a perv.
New North Park Merch: Leslie Dakimakurahttps://files.catbox.moe/sohsxw.png
The Toy Toucher: Someone is going around town and molesting people's toys, and Dollfucker is the number one suspect, until Cring Kid's smiling critters are molested while Dollfucker is in custody.
>>828015For some reason, the link doesn't work for me
>>828028Nevermind
Maria's super Villain outfit (The Silver Smasher) Now has a design! Thanks Sammyanon!
>>828032No problem
>>828032Cool!
>>828032Goddamn, woman has confidence to be wearing something that revealing
>>828053She's sexy and knows it
>>828053>>828069Plus, she can't get pregnant, so she can do whatever
Hero Fucker is fantasizing something
>>828075I mean, only genuine superheroes are two MILFs and a former hero who was a town bike.
>>828076We have other heroes but they don't have any art
>>828077Like pretend heroes or actual heroes?
>>828078Actual ones, DannyAnon made most of them but since he left the thread they probably won't be drawn
>>828079Well, that's a shame
>>828076Maria is also the CURRENT Town Bike thank you very much
>>828084I thought she gave it up, but it occasionally resurfaces.
>>828084She's not the only bike, I'm pretty sure the entire town is a bike rack.
>>828086Actually now that I think about it, The Bike Rack sounds like a brothel/glory hole.
>>828086Yeah, who said there can only be one town bike.Plus, my comment said A town bike, since there are others (Mandy's Mom, Armstrongs, Asimoms)
>>828089Asimoms and Momstrongs are lesbians.The Momstrongs are Strippers and the Asimoms are Bikinis models.
>>828090Heard the Asimoms will rail anyone they're programmed to, so...
>>828090Gee North Park, two super-powered lesbians that are super hot?
>>828103In another universe, they're DILFs
For the Inazuma Eleven x North Park thing, I have a few new ideas.Instead of the entire loser team dying, one of their members joins the winning team. Whether the losing team or winning team decides depends on Blenny (or the ref's) mood that day.Lydia's gang's team has Linus, since Lydia forced him on it.
>>828100The only ones they programmed to pork rn are each other and occasionally Maria
>>828112Who tops?Also would Asimov's last name be Capek?
>>828113Alita's a top, obviously.And I guess Capek is his last name.
>>828113Alita and yes
Do the Asimoms look like this underneath?
The game is back on.Good Luck
Vera's family sketch
ummmmmmmmmmmmm rambo ramirez just made this announcement at north con!!!!!!! https://voca.ro/12MCr0HUnMKMwhat do you guys think this means??????? he also leaked a few episodes for future old park + episodes on his northstagram
>>828123Probably
>>828128Ooh, sounds interesting!
>>828125What do you guys think?
>>828143It's a miracle Vera hasn't killed him yet
Cringe KidElement: WoodPosition: Goalkeeper"Having access to the internet at an age he probably shouldn't have, he believe he can be like Mark Evans one day."Basically, he bought into Melville's BS and thinks he's a main character who's gonna help win the tourney (he gets clapped by Savannah)
>>828155Basically, to make up for Cringe Kid being a self-insert, he's an eternal punching bag/jobber.
>>828156you and me both know it's too late for that.don't kid yourself
>>828159Eh, it can work
>>828162no
>>828163CK's so shit, the defender of the team does more to stop balls than he does.
With the fact that Delly's arm gets stronger every time it's broken, she could be a decent Goalkeeper. Too bad she won't likely try doing that...
>>828164it's over, he's had a trail of gfs and has a girl lusting over him unrequitedstop trying
>>828166Outside of Dani and Sabrina, who else was there?Anyway, he loses all his bitches
>>828167>leslie>miss terry
>>828166HE NEVER EVEN DATED SABRINA BRO!
>>828169Miss Terry is supposed to be so pathetic that you feel bad for her, and how much more pathetic can you be than simping for the Cringe Kid
>>828170cope drewanon, asimovanon forced the cringekidxsabrina and you can't undo it, the art is out there
>>828173Ey, I never forced anything, people just did art of that shit on their own.I never liked that ship
>>828173Only person seething here is you.
>>828169>>828171What's the deal behind Miss Terry anyway? I thought she was a S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E agent
>>828174because you meme'd it so hard
>>828176Nah, she's a villain.for Dani and Sabrina at least, they ruined her attempt to confess to CK (Because Leslie made them think she kidnapped him) and she declared a vendetta against them.but she's kinda pathetic so she usually ends up being the butt of a joke or getting fired from her job of the week.
>>828178Ah, a girlfailure, perfect.She's a jobber, too.
>>828180She doesn't fail to make me ROCK HARD
>>828194She'd break her own vag trying to have sex with you, then
>>828195you mean pop her cherry?
>>828196Fuck, didn't know that's what that was called.Okay, she's somehow incapable of climaxing, then.
>>828194Yes, I really like hearing about (you) a straight man's penis.You know I don't brag about when my penis is hard.
>>827551HOLYYY FUXKING SHITOHH MY FOSD
ohmy god dude how did i miss thatim losing my mind i should kill myself>>827955uooohh>>827958honestly what DIDNT i do to him at this point
>>828204Cry about it, crybaby
>>828209I feel bad for him
>>828214Do not cry for him.DO NOT CRY!
>>828215No OC, nor anon, deserves pity here.
I think every anon who ever participated in these threads should be raped and molested
>>828223Fuck you
>>828223Well, you first, since you typed in this thread.
>>826493This is based on slop.
>>828235>This slop is based.ftfy
>>828247No I mean her character design is based on AI porn
>>828248...What
>>828235>>828248Let's see some proof
>>828249>>828250https://e-hentai.org/g/3376214/8362deb352/
>>828252>https://e-hentai.org/g/3376214/8362deb352/Ok, that is eerily similar
Alright fess up, which one of you used to be an illegal horse appreciator?
>>828252>>828254it was an inspiration for her design, yeah.Has nothing to do with her character, I've had Miss Terry in my head for a while and thought the design looked good
>>828259I still am, Party Time still my favorite.
>>828260Well, it does look good
Miss Terri canonically uses AI to generate made up scenarios where she wins
>>828263God, she really is pathetic
>>828263Yep, girl really has no dignity
Original artwork from Dannyanon
North Park: The Girlfailure Capital of America
>Pinballwizlez has sent you a message!>"Hey babe, I know work's being brutal, but here's something to keep you going~"https://files.catbox.moe/n0sihr.png
>>828223God, I wish, I'd love to be molested and raped and amazon pressed by a hot muscle bitch or femboy until I'm screaming.
>>828259Right here, nigga.I still am, too.
>>828275>CK gets to plow this.burning, seething, jealousy.
>>828280He's not gonna finish first, I'll tell you that
