just how hard was he pushing? moms are known to split their assholes open during childbirth but how the fuck do you rupture an artery in your fucking head?

>>7940835
Never gonna strain to poo after reading this

>>7940835
I'm on the toilet while reading thisand I'm scared

>>7940853
Well I dont think its shitting itself,it was the stress and speed. Like people can feel fucked by just standing up too fast. Plus if you ever had difficulty shitting it can be more taxing on the brain then your actual bowels. Combine that with the sudden surprise of a bitch knocking and you can be an unlucky bitch too.
Like pregnancy can be a bitch too but thats a long game, you aint getting caught off guard it sucks the entire way.

>>7940871
Knock knock anon, time to become a savant.

>>7940835
Like 2 years ago I was just chilling in bed one morning on the weekend and I yawned and I shit you not my entire jaw completely dislocated from both sockets. It wasn't really hanging there or anything like in a zombie movie, but I couldn't close it at all and it was stuck at a really strange angle. I went to the hospital and they had to put me under to shove it back in. Over all it was an extremely painful and traumatizing experience. I genuinely did not know that that could even happen to a human being before it happened to me. To this day I still reflexively grab the bottom of my jaw to force it closed any time I feel a yawn coming.

Being in a human body is truly horror. It's heartening to know that I could be surprised by a pat on the shoulder while I'm taking a piss and my balls spontaneously combust.

>>7940835
Imagine being such a cunt and soulless of a (((human))) that you have to have a mega shit to force your brain to open up and start experiencing the world around you.
Boomer moment.

those doodles look beg as welll tbqh

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>>7940994
This happened to me twice on the left side of my mouth. I kind of let it fix itself, lol. The last time was a month ago and it's slowly getting better.
pic related

>>7940835
>Tony wtf you've been in there an hour. Shit or get off.
>HHHRRRRRKKKKK!*thud*
>...Tony?

>>7940994
lol that happens to me regulary if I open my mouth wide enough, but my jaw is so loose I can do it on command and pop it back in. and yes it does dislocate, there is a distinct popping sensation, the jaw bone moves to a weird locatiion kinda jutting out under my cheek bones and without popping it back in it it cant close.

didnt even know that was weird until it happened to my sister and she had to go to the doctor. until then I operated under the delusion that was normal. For me its not even uncomfortable.

Idea that u can get brain injury that changes your life is like playing lottery more likely you end up disabled then better

i´ve mentally prepared for death when a chocolate binge had formed into a piece of stool the size of a fist and consistency of dry clay ended up blocking the exit. hadn’t i known better, i could see myself straining to a stroke trying to force it, because no way im going to ask for help shitting. managed to slowly clear the way by digging off small pieces, before finally gravity could do its thing. i still suck at drawing though.