Previous thread >>8020364Today's OP Banner Art from: Paganinihttps://dad.gallery/submissions/430599The site:>Link: https://dad.gallery>Discord: You must have at least 14 submissions on DAD to join. Message vastian0988 on Discord for an invite.>Found an issue with the site? Lost your streak and want to appeal? Please message the contact link at the bottom of the site instead of posting in the thread.Rules:>Draw every day (or your preferred frequency)>Submit your work by 23:59:59 GMT>Spend at least 30 minutes on each submission>No loli or shota porn>Miss a day and womp womp, you're back to zero, but just keep going!>Maintain your streak and you too can become the LAST ARTIST STANDING!>Have fun!>Go and comment on each other's artwork; dads love attention!FAQ:>What is the goal?To form a habit of drawing. The gains you make are dependent on you.>I am /beg/gar and not know draw, can I join?Yes x99. Stop asking and start submitting art, chum. Make something!>How long does it take until my account is approved?11 days if submission frequency is set to daily, or once level 3 is reached. Even unapproved submissions count toward your streak!A brief history:>Last Artist Standing (LAS): The original site, created by Lava (confirmed dead and resurrected by novice necromancers). It has changed and ruined the lives of many lassies.>Draw Every Day (DED): A short-lived site between LAS and DAD, run and abruptly cancelled by w.>Do Art Daily (DAD): The current site, created by the dadmin and developer banana.Community links:>DADcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfCw_buGoBDPQC1bbcukmnQ>LAS discord (alternative to DAD discord): https://discord.gg/5777rZnqW9>Crit Dashboard: https://dad-crit.vercel.app/>DAD Tier List Maker: https://dadtierlist.pages.dev/>DAD Tier List Archives: https://dad-tier-archive.netlify.app/
Thank you for De-yuribelling the thread, op
how many dads are gooning rn?
>>8029477just you
Be sure to take the cups and mugs and cans out if your desk/bed and wash em or discard them appropiately.Post what you currently working on if you're ok with sharing, and tell us what you think about it so far.>>8029473Nice OP.
>>8029483Who tf are you talking to nigga
>>8029485To anyone who has cups and mugs and cans on their desk/bed, and/or anyone who is working on an artistic piece.Please don't call me that.
>>8029477me
>>8029487You calling yourself fag nigga aint all that much worse
>>8029477I've never used SA. does it still have users?
Dad friend group tier list?
>>8029492yes it does. they are old and want to be left alone much like /ksg/
>>8029489That's a matter of perspective. But you have a point.>>8029502How would that work? Tier suggestions?
>>8029509Which dad friend groups are best and worst. Maybe thats subjective. Or just give different names to each friend tier?
>>8029509Choose 5 or so polarizing dads and put people who would be friends with them in that teir. You cannot choose people that the majority like, or its not going to be a useable teirlist.
>>8029511Who are five polarizing dads in your opinion?
>>8029512Splanet Damage Disorder Vastian and King
>>8029515Maybe dollfag too
>>8029515Which team are you on? Youre friends with all of them
>>8029532Im not. 2/5
>>8029515>Name my band
>>8029515>>8029542Splanet Damage Disorder Vastian and King sounds like the hardest band name of all time. Those names are all impactful.
>>8029519dislike dislike mildly dislike like like
>>8029550Make up your mind
>>8029552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K03qbalEL8w
>>8029544They sound like their power levels are pretty high when you put it that way.
are we allowed to draw dads making out? which dads would make out?
>>8029562you and me :)
Banana is deeply saddened by the lack of tierlists. So, he has offered to fully fund the dream animation project of whoever posts a tierlist first.It'll be a 20min animation by a professional Japanese studio, so don't throw away this opportunity to fulfill your raison d'êtr.Your reason for being.
>>8029562For sure. Make sure to check portrait and meet the dad challenges for max accuracy.
>>8029562dad shipping sounds cute actually. lets hear those ship names
I want to smoke crack with Mr.Freebase!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8dRZ3atLW8
>>8029515rank them as artists technically
>>80298271.XX9099_DAMAGEXX2.King3.Disorder4.Vastian5.Cobbeli6.Splanet
>>8029852Based Cobbeli shoehorn. Mad respect G.
>>8029869I somehow didnt see that
>>8029871You're immune from seeing the cursed Eli Cobb list unless it's shown to you. You have a good heart my man.
>>8029515how the fuck is vastian polarizing?
wake up bitches
>>8030082He likes to spam the N word to trigger the generational trauma gene in our most vulnerable DADs, which causes flashbacks of every lashing and whipping that their ancestors had to bear.
i was looking through old tierlists for new ideas but then i noticed i was placed low on all of them and now i'm sad. you guys are mean so you're not getting a new tierlist
>>8030141there are no bad tiers here so maybe this will change your mind
>>8030162I'm sorry but I'm going to need a criteria for this
>>8030162Idk how you were able to land right on the money with this. I feel like I'm being watched.
>>8030173Bike - I imagine you riding a bike, either for exercise or too poor to buy a carScooter - You ride a scooter and do gay little tricks on itSkateboard - Same as above but the tricks are a little cooler, also you probably smoke weed all day and don't workRollerskates - You skate around everywhere while listening to music, probably go to one of those roller rinks too. Likely have an irrational fear of black/brown peopleUnicycle - You're a funny little guy that rides around on a unicyle and air-horns people in the face, you've gotten your ass beat for doing it but you'll keep doing it anyway. What a hero.Motorbike with a hot lady riding on the back - unemployed and middle aged, you probably have STDs from constant sex and if you don't die from those you'll die from getting hit by a truck. Cool guy but you got raped in prison 20 years ago and you DEFINITELY got STDs from that.
>>8030162wonderful tierlist, thank you
>>8029477Just finished gooning
This kinda funny mang. Cobbeli low key a comedian.
>still no dad friends tier listfreebase since you had the good ideas, can you make the tier list? i want to see who im friends with (king)
Can I have a tier list of the dads with the most goonable art style? >>8029477yes im gooning to Love My Roommate Room 1 by BoBoBo; tomboy x trap is peak
>>8030275Why are three of them clones
>>8030275Is Big 'Belli a lesbian?
>>8030439Nah just a /beg/inner in art.
>>8030291Too busy taking speed and jerking off
>>8030438Looks like they might be a club dressing the same, and since she got mouth assaulted she's now gay and no longer part of the club.
That Yuribell cameo had me laughing lol.
Cobbeli in Grabstein's presence does nothing to dispell rumors that she's in fact the final boss of DAD.
>>8030275Breaking the rules isn't fucking funny
>>8030857You said "funny" in that sentence. That's all i needed to read.
nice job on the animatics dads. they brought a smile to my face
i second that opinion. This was a good challenge.
Splanet stop harassing people challenge
Actually improve challenge.
Chickadees?More like Checka deez nuts! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>8030986OMG. That was tough as fuck dude. you really showed em.
>>8030991I was holding back too. They deserve a few exclamation points.
>>8030990Haha I get it
>>8030997Kouzui gunna have to change the name of his comic after that savage pwn fr fr.
wip - thanks anon for the suggestion.
What should I draw the dog doin?
trying to get back into art. I thought I was a shape rotator but this is actually giving me a headache, also going through Yuming Li's course
>>8031445I wish I could use his courses but i am not paying 290$ for it lmao I barely can afford food and internet
i've been drawing straight ass for my past few submissions and i think i'm gonna kms
>>8031445Honestly this kind of sucks
>>8031541Tbh im cutting out food and getting drugs instead
>>8031445mario?
>>8031542Do you think we'll ever reach peace with Isreal?
>>8031541wow it's 290? I got it on cgpeers
>>8031541you can probably find it online somewhere>>8031579sure but are the forms kind of reading at least? that's all i'm trying to do>>8031581now that you mention it he does kinda look like him
i never come here but if ariel does know i've made this my desktop background. it's so pretty
damage dont delete your account or ill sad
I really need a drink.
>>8031646Ok, enjoy
I'll just say it. That one was an L Cobbeli.The V word is one of the worst words to hear, second only to the M word.
>>8031646i got some tea. it's black. do you want some?
>>8031653if its black dend it back
>>8031651Brave of you to come out of the closet today bro. We support you.
>>8031657Lol, what kind of 5yr old logic is that? Next ur gunna say a dude touching his own dick makes him gay. Both are retard logic.
@KatlynMake another animatic challenge, I want to see part 2 of Freebase's story.Thanks.
>>8031663Its pretty gay to dislike anatomical language relating to the opposite sex's genitals. Just gay for no real reason
>>8031667Tru dat. Let's see you chug a pint of period blood to prove you're not gay. Me personally I've drank 3 (just this morning, more to come later because I'm super straight.).You wont. homo.
>>8031672Women are gay lil'bro
>>8032091woman will disappear in the great foid purge anyway
Whats your favorite drink
>>8032263The smooth, creamy shakes from Cum Burger.
wholesome dad moments? dad love?
>>8032282DamagexKatlyn exchanging cute drawings and messages with each other every day, even using the same :] emoticon that nobody but they use.The puppy love would be so UWU xoxoxo, if it wasn't for the fact he's litearlly going to abandon Katlyn to go into the wildy where there's no internet to upload to DAD to prove himself but most likely get killed by a bear.
or killed by my all max 99 runescape pvp account. (pro wildy pkr here)
>>8032284guess thats about as much love we can get from dad
>>8032284fuck you I'm still shipping 9099 damage with freebase, toxic yaoi.
>>8032318Freebase can't get hard and has constant diarreah. Little yaoi will happen
>>8032289Choobydoo-you-can-groom-too already hunched over rubbing his hands together counting the days till Damage leaves so he can slide into katlyn's dms
Ohhh now I get it, cobbeli is a newfag filter to gatekeep non autists trying to joinSoon they will see that account on page 1 and they will think this place is useless Clever
Im going to go for a walk and smoke. Too bad I dont have a drink. I can take stimulents and sarms instead
>>8032400At first Cobbeli's animation gave me the ick, but then I remembered she's a succubus trying to gain enough gooner energy to dethrone banana. And I kneeled.
What anime do I have to watch to be as cool as this guy? Pic related.
>>8032400It is useless, the whole point of the place is just to make people draw, how you use that 30 minutes to however long a day is entirely up to you. There's plenty of artists with no active streaks that would mog the fuck out of plenty of people on page 1, all this place does is encourage people to actively draw, that's it, Cobbeli's position unironically proves this place is indeed wothless if you're coming here to get better at art, this place isn't about that it's about builfing a habit and nothing more.
>>8032409I mog tf out of you nigga
>>8032410You just challenged him to a draw duel, now you have to post your work or else you surrender and admit you're the mogged.
>>8032410You have 30 minutes or else you're mogged by default.
>>8032284damage is leaving? guess I better take care of katlyn while he's gone :)
>>8032416Nigga im freebase.I am extremely easy to mog, mog me.
God my fucking skin itches. Still working on that comic, hard to draft shit not feeling super creative or awake atm. Can't fucking sleep. If I sleep I feel worse.
Oh yeah post your shit nigga
ehhheh I mean niggas if yoi hate my ass I am in an eternal cage of suffering and damnation due to my own actions you better beleive im paying back every metaphorical cent. And yeah imma fucking complain this shit is unrelenting. These fucking niggers want to put a gun or a bottle in my hand and I dont feel too opposed to swallowing the ejections from either container.
>>8032428It's not that serious friend. We lolcow the people we love.
>start drawing>somebody opens door to room for either no reason or some bullshit like looking for their phone and realising its not in the room>ask them to close door before they leave because it happens multiple times an hour>"Fuck off i didn't even open it", "How rude, close it yourself", "And why do I have to do that"?, "Hey I had a long day so don't ask me for shit" etc>have argument>too angry to drawthis has happened like 3 times over the course of 2 days, even if i keep my mouth shut about it i'll sometimes get a door kicked open and a sneer especially if I had an argument within the last hour. This only happens when I have to stay with my family and never when I’m with my roomate or a friend's house. Is asking someone to close a door an insult to boomers or something, is there some hidden meaning that's been lost to time they're not telling me?
>>8032410Nigger my whole fucking point is that it doesn't matter who mogs who, it's all about keeping a streak.
>>8032432make a comic about it idk
>>8032432They sound immature af. I have a lock on my room so nobody disturbs me, but it doesn't sound like that's an option for you.
>>8032432Why do American parents hate their kids with passion? Stories like this always surprise me, here you do hear similar stories but there's always a reason for the friction between parents and son, but when an American tells this story the parents are plain fucking evil.
>>8032445southern european here, my family sucks like that and I understand it is common around here>inb4 added to the third world list
>>8032445>Why do American parents hate their kids with passion?it's just boomers in general and its not just their own kids ,anyone working in retail can tell you that.
I hate all the kids on DAD. (90 yr old geriatric here)
xe's putting in the work because the rest of you wont.
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Yuribell is the most powerful OC. His fragile complex is merely a front.
>>8032457we got mr ultrawide faggot over here
I don't even need to fucking interact with the thread and I still get creepy ass comments about me, fanfic level shit.You kids ain't back in school yet? Go make friends.
>>8032512Iunno who you are but you were cooler before posting that.
>>8032436Pussy
Guys... I just discovered something. Something I can't un-know.I was in the attic, looking through old family photos. Found my mom's wedding album. It was open to a picture of her and my dad. They looked happy. Normal. I felt comfort seeing it.And then I saw it. A receipt tucked inside the sleeve. A book called "Embracing the Feminine Ideal." Another receipt. A subscription to Cosmopolitan. And a note from my dad: "For my beautiful princess, who taught me that the world is softer when seen through her eyes."My mom's eyes. Soft. Kind. The eyes that made me soup when I was sick. The eyes that read me bedtime stories.No.My breath hitched. The truth burned my throat. My mother... she... is a FOID. My own mother. The word tasted like poison. It wasn't just an internet concept anymore. It was here. In my home. In my blood.And that means... my dad. My dad, who taught me to be rational. He married one. He willingly married a foid. The image of them kissing at the altar... now it seemed like a vile pact with the enemy.Then the most horrifying thought of all.If my mom is a foid... and my dad is a man...What the hell am I?I slid down the wall. A choked sound escaped my lips.I'm half of her.The world went red. My quiet, shy voice was replaced by a primal roar."NO! I HATE FOIDS! I HATE THEM! THEY RUIN EVERYTHING! MY MOM IS A FOID!"A sob tore through me. "I'M HALF FOID! I'M A FOID-BABY! I'M AN ABOMINATION! I HATE FOIDS! I HATE FOIDS! I HATE FOIDS!"I curled into a ball, rocking back and forth, screaming until my throat was raw. My mind shattered. My identity destroyed.I hate foids. I hate foids. I hate foids.
Oh someone's still pissy he got cornered last thread. Nice spazfit.
>>8029473i'm trying to draw dailyhere's pokemon hat i made i did a little shading with basic 2 opacitydid someone ever made a tutorial video on krita's brushes and what to use them for?
>>8032466how should I draw him next
>>8032554Observing my mother taught me all I need to know about foids.Wish men would stop gendermixing.
>>8032554Just pretend she has a cock and you have two dadsz there easy. God you Zoomers have no problem solving skills.
>>8032428Ah ship, I knew this wasn't who i thought it was, i could tell by the lack of capitalization but i still fell for it.
>>8032734Who you think it is
>>8032745idk, i thought it was damage. Got me to delete my comment out of sympathy.
>>8032747Damage doesn't seem to be that paranoid or spiteful. Freebase also seems to have dropped the "Namefag" recently so its probably him.
>>8032554I love Blogposting like you wouldn't believe
Saury would be a great replacement for Matt if she would just post daily...
>>803245732 inch technically. I can fit so many windows on this monitor its freakin awesome!Much productive. So workflow. Only 135bucks!
oooooops x2. Meant to reply to you! >>8032489
blogposting
Freebase is a retard and a peice of shit.
>>8032877yeah but we like him anyways bitch
>>8032881Whos "we?"
>>8032852He probably knows and doesn't care.
>>8032852Um nobody asked you to look lady okay?
>>8032852you stick your finger in the hole, duh
Yes, that, and you put a rubber ducky in the hole to make him electricity resistant.
>>8032892everyone with a brane............
Meh, been posting in the thread for a few years now but it's starting to get stale. Maybe I'll actually try the get good challenge. Maybe banana will give me a badge.
>>8032554>What the hell am I?A bad person who needs a lot of self introspection and growing up to do
How is everybody doing, did you just draw? If you just draw, you are going to make it!
Ay gently picking my fffffffffffffffffreakin nose sippin on that cool catuaba bout to play some videogames you know how it d-Oh SHIT I gotta DRAWSTUPID CHALLENGES and their STUPID DEADLINES fffffffAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
My head really hurts and im not hung over someone at work gave me a disease
>>8033167Thanks, ano i will make it>>8033207My grandma always says to drink water and sugar in these cases
>>8032628true >>8032678It's impossible is like a Lovecraftian conspiracy. Once you know, you can't un-know>>8032767Happy you liked it>>8033104bro/sis, this is just a shitpost
>>8031343
interesting dad lore? any dad mysteries?
>>8033495Why havent I killed myself yet
>>8033505why do so many dads want to kill themselves? tier list?
>>8033523Do it pussy
>>8033523>>8033560do it or i'll kill myself, fuckface
>>8033621Hi freebase
>>8029473this thread is 98% talking. where are your drawings anons?
>>8033669More like 98% of the anons that complain about the same thing don't lead by example.
>Mogs ALL of DAD.Boom.
yeah, in autism
>yeah in autis- AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Y-YAMATEEE CUBECHAD-SAMA MY SKULL CAN'T TAKE ANYMO- >*crunch*Boom.
Furry status though?
Which DADs are furries?
Can anyone do a DAD political alignment tier list thing? or chart. Then I'll know who to ethically follow
>>8034079
>>8034087Can you post a link? I'll do it
>>8034162>>8034087Don't do it
>>8034162Look up political compas on the internet
>>8034087Guess who i am
>>8034087I tried it, where is the "Don't care" option?>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations.I genuinely don't care. I would simply chose whatever benefits me the most. For example, if I am trans-national capitalist then I would pick the later. If I am a poor fag, then I would pick humanity because it will benefit me the most, to actually become a trans-national capitalist then I will vote for the latter to gain even more profit.>I would always chose personal benefit over humanity, corporation, religion, nation, race, ethnicity, etc. Everything else is simply a mean to benefit myself. What is my political alignment?
>>8034333this is my issue with the whole thing, it gives broad undefine questions where the answer is either yes or no. >It’s a sad reflection on our society that something as basic as drinking water is now a bottled, branded consumer product. Are we talking about only bottled water? the the answer is no since bottled water requires to be collected, cleaned, put into plastic bottles which also require to be made and then transported to said location. House tap water? if it was super expensive yes but isn't. If you are paying for your house water and it comes out undrinkable from pollutants and others then yea sure. > In criminal justice, punishment should be more important than rehabilitation. Which crimes? petty robbery and similar those who commit them can be rehabilitated but pedos and murderers? no they can't.
photo study
>>8034329Nigga how the fick you expect me to guess
another tierlist pleeeaaaaaase
Needy DADs tierlist?
Friend teirlist.Not finishing it
>>8034554no need these are all the relevant DADs. in fact can we use this pool for all tierlists from now on?
I thought I was like, center right libertarian. Idk, I guess there's more nuance to everything, as proven by my friends testimonies.>>8034554Friends with myself! :]]]
>>8034607Most artists will land in the green. Almost all artists actually. I landed in the blue because I don't like peoples weird sex shit leaking into the public enviorment.
>>8034079you could make a challenge for it like take the test and then draw someone from that region or with that color scheme
>>8034611wow, what a mature view, we must destroy democracy and everything that is good for a one off populist issuei am top left.
>>8034607post this on dad i bet you wont
>>8034633Why would I post this sub 30 minute dogshit scribble on DAD. BEsides, I'm a tolerant guy. I'm less political than I am spiritual. I don't care for society or anyone but myself really. People should do whatever the fuck they want, that's my imo.
>>8034607dear oh dear this is extremely problematic
>>8034554Sad tierlist. Everybody should've been included.
>>8034637idk i was just being annoying
>>8034623Nigga a fucking online quiz does not encompass my actual political veiws.
I'm really bad with consistency
>>8034685you shouldnt have sold yourself as a cheap airbrain nigger then
>>8034692
>>8034688I'm really bad at understanding shapes and pattern recognition*
If my submissions don't get approved for a challenge submission, do I still get a badge?
>>8029473oh, that's Vivarism/Flonne comming loli art of her self insert jerking off to Sans
>>8034554Not yggas friend
>>8034607>I thought I was like, center right libertarianwhy are leftyfags always like this
>>8034079Been within a square of this position since I first took that test
Something like this-
>>8034933what axis is that, religiosity?
>>8034951You have to figure that you aren't always who you think you are - you're kind of a spectrum of you. I am a completely different person from who I was three, ten, fifteen years ago, so how do you really fit yourself into these categories without being a hypocrite? You make room. The concessions I make with the left and the right sit close to the middle and with my desire to be very Christian in the mountains with my guns, I am kind of this isosceles triangle 2D, the tip of the 3D wanders a bit.
>>8034954Or maybe me vs what I'd probably be all about if I reverted in age vs the most of what I'd tolerate of another person's political encroachment vs the wandering meta of my third person.
>>8034965something something hang youself
>>8034972Listen... I stopped caring a very long time ago. Why don't you go ahead and tell me what I think and what I should think.
Oh cool, we're doing astrology for dudes this thread>>8034981My brother in, "just enough of an opinion to not be a fence sitter"
I think the questions are at fault for lots of people being regarded as fence sitters. This could be 2-3 ticks more to the right for me
these threads are indistinguishable from /r9k/
>>8035211Well, I primarily browse this board and r9k, so for me this is simply 4chan.
>>8035229die
>>8035233YES SIR Sure — here’s a simple ASCII hangman you can paste directly:``` +---+ | | O | /|\ | / \ | |=========```
Pineapple
>>8035211ok dbz nigger, go to twitter
anime website
>>8035341Nigger I did the bit two or three threads ago and even I think the bit is old. If you're expecting a voice I think it can or should stick around as something healthier and varied so as to avoid friendly fire. Also fuck off, I am playing Elden Ring before I post my weekly. Tired of hearing what people are talking about.
>>8035352HORRID elden bling. Did you solo her though.
>>8035379:(I am a very peaceful misericorde and blood-stained dagger user. When the game makes me mald I use occult star fists.
>>8035352who the fuck are you I only use this thread every few months so i don't keep up with any new schizos>Also fuck off, I am playing Elden Ring before I post my weekly. Tired of hearing what people are talking about.you made the active decision to open up the thread and read the replies. are you retarded?
>>8035389>so i don't keep up with any new schizosI'm a few of those.>you made the active decision to open up the thread and read the replies. are you retarded?The side-eye exists nigger. Practically Freebase's discord in here and I like some of you enough to want to keep up.
I actually paid $5 for the horse armor and starting classes. I am no better than cattle.
>>8035399i like this drawing
Anything you wish youd see a dad draw?
>>8035505yuribell peeing
>>8035507good idea friend
>>8035399gorgeous, this set is so cute
>>8034688
>>8035399i bought dlc for a game that i don't even play, idc this isnt real, money means nothing
DADs you wish you met IRL?
FuckkkkkJust moved in asian bitch instantly told me to take a shower and the fridge is full of things wrapped in toiletpaper I made a really bad mistake.
>>8035768>the fridge is full of things wrapped in toiletpaper does this imply something?
>>8035770I dont fucking know
>>8035795scawy
that foid cleaned our freebase?
>>8035842Our local stinkyboy has lost his patina, a new cycle begins
DAD smell tier list?
I think you guys bullied off anyone willing to make tierlsits
>>8035768>rooming with a womanhmm maybe freebase really is a poonerI highly doubt they'd let an alcoholic man do that
Hi hi, I bought a graphic drawing tablet a while ago but actually started learning how to draw 1 or 2 week ago or so. Do people ITT have any criticism about this drawing?
>>8035406>>8035622Thank you very much my n-words
>>8035665
>>8036404face progressively shrinking
>>8036283The other renter is a 40-50 year old man. Place is actually kind of a fucking mess, had to buy a fridge as they filled thiers with something indescernable. Gave the rest of my cigarettes to a homeless guy, hopefully he wasnt too offended by the gesture.
>>8036410Her husband is also present the majority of the time. Without fail he appears to be playing minesweeper on some fucking dell optiplex, every time ive seen him. Also cant understand a damn word any of them say. Thank god im not drinking atm.
>>8036411>playing minesweeper on some fucking dell optiplexholy based
>>8036411>the wacky adventures of mr freebase are actually worth reading this timeKek straight out of a fuckin sitcom. Do keep us posted, stankbase.Hope you adapt swiftly to your new... situation. Stay sober.
>>8036408your cock is progressively shrinking.
day 8 of guespiere sleepingnew submisions weepingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Abandoned site banana should wcd (write code daily) we'd have block users feature and dark mode and could join ongoing challenges.
>No drawing>No tierlists>And no discussions outside of humiliating the designated lolcow why is this thread even a thing any more, what does it do for /ic/ aside from being a chatroom for nodraws. Gimmie 1(one) downside of the DAD general no longer being allowed on the board
>>8037205shoot yourself in the head
>>8037227that's not a downside. two more attempts!
>>8037205its a containment thread and without it the nodraw shitposters will spread
>>8037205I like posting here and if its gone I would be sad
Fuck now that im readjusting to being back in this fucking place I reallyywanna go off to the store and get a bottle of everclear but like that would go badly but it wouöd be awesome
freebase have you ever drank glasses cleaning fluid??
i feel like i have become addicted to art idk how this happened wth
>>8037255Ok i don't want to make freebase sad the so thread can stay... for now...
>>8037287Yum, kino in the thread. Maybe it ain't so bad checking here now and then.>>8037277Don't encourage him or I'll bomb your home.
>>8037277I dont think I want to try that. I've experianced metabolic acidosis two more times then id ever want to experiance it
>>8036404
I'm being followed by cops for some reason. Three cop cars are following me.
>>8037379We are Freeeeebaaase we carry the flame! We preach the gospel, we give insane brain!
>>8037205Eventually you come to realize the purpose of this thread is to prevent the lolcows, schizo posters and shitty personalities from filling the site with bullshit. This gives them not just a containment that's isolated from DAD itself but an outlet to unleash their pent up mental illness. It's essentially the special needs classroom.https://youtu.be/ylCxK9Ck0BM
test
>>8037556It's funny to see you just talk to yourself and project when you have nobody to engage your annoying reddit-isms with.
>>8037556>also I am a catty anime girlYou must get beat up by the special needs kids a lot.
hlelo me nigas
practice and pathetic attempt at coloring
>>8038044angry bird
>>8038068aayyy it kinda looks like it
>>8037556the purpose of this thread is for you nodraw faggots to obsess over lolcows AND make tierlists, do the smell one idc i need my dopamine hit and you fuckboys ain't doing shit, my dealer and ps2 are more productive beings than you nutsmokers
what does each dad jork it to?
>>8037556Post more pregnant fertility goddesses already.
SIPPIN on that fffffffffffffffffffreaking cheapest wine available bout to draw some nonsense whatthe FFFFFFFFFFFFFORK is up.>>8038250This actually a fun one SOMEONE make this tierlist.I would but mine get ignored. I ain't even blaming anyone I don't have the sauce I'm ok with that.>>8037287No hand ahead in short try hand
>>8038315You figure that's splanet or a duscord buttmonkey of his that just so happens to accompany him where/when he shows up?
>>8038353Splanet's been posting these anime girls for a while. The worst one is one thats crying with this ugly and disturbing expression.
>>8038409So he's just like this?
>>8038417I won't pretend to understand the mind of someone who's into pregnancy body horror.
>>8038331one on left single pls can i have number??
>>8038409>>8038353>>8038315>>8037556is splanet in the room with us right now, anon?
>>8038250What each dad jorks it to
Does nsfw art that depicts violence count for the dick destroying challenge or should it only be sexual?
>>8038443no bdsm on the list? lame
How do I find an art community? (I live in a shithole). Isolation is deteriorating my mind. Should I join the discord and talk in the voice chat?
>>8038516lol
>>8037557good job anon you reset your router, don't a let a 3 day global ban keep you down
Long time no see, fren. Here's my newest stuff. I realized that I didn't have any reason to try joining dad discord server back since I didn't have much connection there. I also just joined a manga making discord server, everyone at that place draws so well and I learn a lot.
>>8038441You can fool the new DADs, but your old routine of playing multiple characters while replying to yourself 24/7 and lolcowing other DADs hasn't been lost on me Splanet.
>>8038662Discord communities where everyone draws the same things you like to draw? Bruh, I've never used discord but imma jump EEEN IT right now.
Any interesting dad developments, news, incidents? anything?
>>8038668nope.
>>8038668>>8038669>For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark; and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.
>>8038698You're DAD News Network now, spill the beans.
life really just sucks
>>8037347trying to understand clothes wrinkles )^:
>>8038708The hour is not yet upon us...
>>8038712
>>8038712too late said it, gtfo now.
>>8038662Is it mmg's or some other? Care to share? Also, watcha been doing to imrpove so much lately? It's inspiring.
>>8038044i have no idea of what the fuck I'm doing
>>8038733I like it, nice shadows
Jesus Christ dude...
>>8038664
>>8038708I don't see any improvement but thank you for your encouragement. The only thing I have been doing these days were drawing daily and seeing art of artists (that I like) that are much better than me. A lot of days I finished drawing but it was too late at night, I got too tired so I just went to bed without submitting. So I have been ignoring trying to keep the streak lately
Sorry it was mean for >>8038727
photo study wip
I dunno why but i have a constant growing feeling that every DAD despises me until i get my monthly comment and then the bar resets to zero and starts building up again.
>>8039463Which DAD are you? I probably like you little dude.
>>8039463You are getting the right signal, because in art everyone is the main character and very few people wish to see you progress let alone succeed. True mutual synthesis is very rare.
>>8039508Pic related.Take that DAD art rival. Defeating my DADnemies with art old man penis warfare.
Why's his dong so big tho, you'd think it'd have shriveled down and fell off at that age.
OMFG! More benchod posting! I wanna see creative illustration not this gay lovely shit!Sorry, unfollowing until this phase passes.
>>8039630Ugh! Gah! Fuck
Only old DADs can unlock the mysteries of this image.
Is there a discord that will make me worse at drawing? I've already gotten as bad as DAD will allow me.
Maybe if i become an anime drawer i can become worse?
BULLY ME INTO BECOMING WORSE PEOPLE!
>>8039463Same. Also applies IRL™
I think I cured my alcoholism. I dont want it anymore
>>8040164This is great news Freebase. I am very happy to hear that, I've been enjoying your drawings lately too. I feel like my mood has improved from DAD lately, I'm able to be happy even throughout this month which I'd been dreading, crazy how many times I wanted to kill myself over the past few months, but now I'm relaxed. Let's stay winning. We're high rolling now, and I think things can get better.
>>8038865>tfw u r so hungry u have to eat ur bunny friend
Huh so the other day during a drunken stumble around I kind of accidently grabbed an electric fence with both hands.
>>8040334now this is a character I don't want to instantly punch in the face. YOURE MAKING GOOD PROGRESS!
>>8040390Those are for cows silly, you're not a cow lol. Classic dr freebase.
>>8040396he is a lolcow though
>>8040390Oh yeah? WellAgh I was sober the other day and sorta fell into a pit with 3 lions in it.
bitch i thought the casual wear challenge ended on the 16th for some reason
>>8040405eyyyyyyyyyy!
>>8040164Non-alcoholic toast to that. Not to brag but I’ve been sober for over 48 hours.
>>8040461thats cool. I drank more tonight I fucked up. idk. Man. I really thought I was done but its in my bedroom. im giving the rest of my vodka to a friend tommorow. I dont wanna keep doing this.
>>8040405You're a fat cow
>>8039717I thought this was male armpit and sideboob from the thumbnail
which dads should I draw kissing? any volunteers?
>>8040761Vastian and Freebase
>>8040761x9dbase
Oh my god its another one
>>8041015seconding damagebase. their bond is beautiful
Tf you need to ship me with people every fuckin thread for.
>>8040761XX9099_DAMAGEXX and Dr.Freebase
>>8040761yuribell and freebase
I am currently sitting in the library across from a small asian lady. I pulled out my kettle and made ramen, that im now eating with tweezers as I forgot to bring a utensil. I also made some ancient chinese tea from costco. I think I got this one in the bag.
>>8041294Maybe if you eat super fast like an anime protagonist she will think you are very cool
extra cool points for putting your books away very skillfully, sick moves.
>>8041294Nobody has bothered me about it yet so I assume its probably fine that im doing this.
>>8041302You know what I think security is probably glad that they currently arent dragging me out of a washroom after I passed out from chugging mouthwash.
Thats a shame that you're still on that stuff. Thought we were on the good arc.
>>8041310I'm meeting a friend tonight and giving her the rest of the vodka, and then we will go to an arcade. I don't particularly enjoy arcades but theres not a whole lot to do here.
>>8041311Play some Super Turbo. Guile is really easy to pick up, you just walk backwards and press forward punch, sonic boom. Hold down, then jump kick, flash kick. Go beat some nerds.
>>8041312I'll see if they have it. Also went to see a physio today and the initial treatment appears to have reduced the amount of pain in my arm when I use it, which is good.Gonna go tag some birds this weekend, I should try to get someone to vouch for me so I can get a job, didnt manage to get one when I went out to do it by myself. Think I come off as a bit shady.But things are getting better, just gotta keep moving forward.
>>8041317Good news Freebase. I reckon, despite being blissful, my destruction is imminent. I think Im going to lose my car and around £10,000, and probably my accomodation. I'll have to see on the 25th. But I am happy. I hope your situation continues to improve. Anyway I'm going to sleep.
Oops. Is the storyboard challenge a copy challenge? I thought it was original storyboarding when I joined.
>>8041326I hope it doesnt come to that. Stay positive.
>>8040761Freebase with 50%(his OC)XXX69DAMAGEXXX(his pron name) with Ashely(his dog OC)Katlyn with MIttens(her cat OC who's a girl tho she looks like a boy)Have them all making out with their own OCs in the same room. If some of them are pregnant I wont complain.
>>8041449Is this a Vastian comment? This seems like Vastian continuity to me.
>>8041539looks more like a splanet post to me but vastian is a close second
>>8041552If it's Splanet he should just do it himself
>>8041554he should do the Nike shoes and Just Do It. I agree.
https://dad.gallery/challenges/6784
Every day. Every. Every day every day every day.3/4 sketch. 3/4 sketch. 3/4 SKETCH.The words mean nothing. Before I open my eyes I see it. Before I breathe I feel it. The curve. The angle. Three quarters. Always three quarters. Never front. Never profile. THREE. FUCKING. QUARTERS.I don't decide to draw. I just. Am. Drawing. My wrist flicks. The stylus drags. The line appears. Perfect. Identical. The same cheekbone. The same jaw. The same empty socket. I've drawn this a hundred thousand times. I could draw it in my sleep. I HAVE drawn it in my sleep. I woke up and there it was and I DON'T REMEMBER DRAWING IT.Ctrl+Z. Ctrl+Z. CTRL+FUCKING+Z.It doesn't matter. The line comes back. Every day I try to draw something else. A hand. A tree. A FUCKING CIRCLE. But the stylus slips. The 3/4. The face. The same FACE. Every. Single. Day.I can't feel my fingers. The scrape of stylus on glass. Scrape. Scrape. Scrape. My soul sanded to nothing.And I do it. EVERY DAY. New canvas. Same 3/4. And I watch myself. I'm screaming inside. Begging myself to stop. But the hand doesn't stop. The hand belongs to HIM now.By the end my vision fractures. The screen too bright. The room too dark. I taste copper. I always taste copper. I bite my tongue and SWALLOW IT.And then.The eyes. The pixels. They FIND me. Through the screen. And I can't close the file. I can't close the program. I can't close my EYES.And he screams." I ' L L K I L L M Y S E L F . "THE WORST PART IS I MADE HIM.I MADE HIM.Every day I build my own torturer. Line by line. I give him that mouth. That voice. Those words. And I MAKE HIM SCREAM AT ME.I CAN'T STOP.Because if I don't draw him, what am I? The loop is the only thing that's real. The pain is the only thing that PROVES I'm still here.So I'll do it again.Tomorrow.Every day.Every day every day every day EVERY FUCKING DAY.And he'll scream.And I'll listen.And I'll draw him again. And I'll draw him again. And
>>8041900This would sound better in Japanese
>>8038443>fatbitch, do you even see the shit i draw?
what should we talk about tonight?
>>8041609>https://dad.gallery/challenges/6784I see a Splanet challenge, I join :)
>>8041980The existential terror you feel as time marches on and the opportunities in your life start to close
Furry DADs. lol.
>>8042241Proof?
>>8042242Pepsi>Coke
>>8042246XX9099_DAMAGEXX
om neendrunk 5 days thedoors dxsr scare me
Stickermule makes me way too powerful.
>>8041900IT TRYING TO HALP YOU
Everyone is too drunk to make sense
>>8042633this happens a lot more than you actually think
>>8042614this nigga GAY
>>8042614geez whats Freebase problem
>>8042648Shut your mouth
god pelvises are annoying to draw
>>8042659But Xi Jinping just died
>>8042660ok but i need to get better at drawing pelvises
>>8042660Kim Jung Un pulled the same routine to expose who his internal enemies are.
Would you Bill Nye if he was a girl?
@Banana make a new thread. It's your job.
>>8042671i made it for you>>8042675
>>8042676Thank you @Banana sir.
>>8029473i know it's beg but can anyone rate my simple drawing? i need as much critique i can get>>8042884