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>>214277897

>>214277897
I dunno, not much interesting happened. A guy shat his pants passed out a party and drove his moped home drunk in shit-covered pants.

>>214277897
many girls caught having anal in toilets in primary school

>>214277897
Anon shouldn't you be sleeping
Also nothing happened in my school

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>>214278129

Some kids found our maths teacher’s Instagram account and it was him posting all of his Star Wars figurines and he had an entire room dedicated to them. He was only a few steps down from the headmaster and was a bit strict so everyone took the piss. I don’t know nothing really happened at my school.

>>214278188
as you have read, at least 3 as I remember, also 2 in mid school, and I don't wanna count high school

>>214277930
He could have joined Metallica instead

>>214277897
They once arrested a drug dealer in front of the school

There was a mentally retarded girl who would come to my elementary school and attack random kids. I think they did something about it because she suddenly stopped coming. Retarded bitch was in her 20s and attacking 8 year olds

Math teacher and principal's relative was getting married. Music teacher saw her ex bf dancing with an another girl in the wedding, got jealous, drank shitton of alcohol and died in a traffic accident on the way home

I saw a teacher feeling the girl working in the school cafetaria up. He was 30 years older than her and was married

Kids used to pour sourströmming in the ventilation shafts. Hope it's still a thing.

>>214278282
ain't no way

>>214277897
Some boomer female teacher didn't know her facebook likes were public. Was exposed for being a total gooner. Falling for shit like "Like to unlock see the sextape of X celebrity." Resulted in nothing.

>>214278322
public schools in Morocco are like Zoos

>>214277897
Once a girl shat herself, and the whole school went bananas. There was a big ass ramp to get to the classes, and I saw her at the beginning of the ramp struggling, with some jannies helping her, and they put her in the staff-only elevator. When I finally got to my floor, the whole school was in front of a girls' bathroom shanting like baboons, and there was this trail of liquid shit on the floors. It must have been traumatic; a few years later, she married one of the many school mongoloids, so it's a happy ending of sorts.

>>214277897
Kyle Rittenhouse actually. He appeared on my Snapchat every so often. The school area was kinda shit, every so often there was someone shooting someone else in the massive block. Nobody talked about him really.

>>214277897
>kid was r***d in toilet room by elder boys
>a hooligan kid was beaten to death with iron rod by hooligans from another school
>some girls from middle school got pregnant
>bullies forced some kid to steal his parents money for them
>one boy was sniffing glue
>one boy drowned durink summer because he was drunk

>>214278370
How do I get a Moroccan gf?

>>214277897
One of the teachers got arrested for having sex with an underage boy. Wasn't a student though, some 14 year old he met through some youth program.

>>214278664
have a good passport, and don't care when she cancels dates/calls 23431235 times she is just testing you

There was a car accident outside my middle school where someone was decapitated.
The school offered counseling for students

>>214277897
Bomb threats and some dude getting high and falling off a cliff. Pretty boring.

>>214277897
>biggest happening that occurred during your time at school
Retarded kid started jerking off in the middle of swim class at the pool and made every girl in class run screaming from the hall.

>>214277897
A child once slipped and hit her head on a stone block. The emergency doctor had to come and she was immediately taken to the hospital. I don't what happened to her.

>>214277897
A girl got her nudes leaked on /b/. Keely's Slumber Party or something like that, pretty infamous on the jailbait and cp sites back in the day. I dont know what happened to her but she was always really nice to me.

>bomb threat resulting in everyone walking through a flurry without jackets
>kid in my school who was always on the verge of flunking out gets arrested for drug dealing right before graduation
>prom was before graduation so older seniors all rented houses on the Jersey Shore and got absolutely plastered and apparently trashed a few houses
That was it. It was already filling up with immigrants and cell phones really started becoming commonplace so I'm glad I graduated when I did. I don't even want to imagine it now with social media and phones actually being amazing now.

>>214278479
Were you being intentional with the bananas and baboon jokes, as a Brazilian

>>214278655
Did any consequences happen for the first 4? wtf

>>214277897
A girl got stabbed by her ex bf in the gym, it was way before my time but i hear there was a lot of blood
She survived though

>>214278980
kek not really, but what can I say other than I'm a proud BR

>>214277897
A school shooting nearly happened at my school. The guy had a hit list of 117 people and made threats on facebook to several people which is how people found out about his plan.

>>214279044
If 117 people have issues with me then I would assume I was the problem, idk tho

>>214278655
Imagine if the thread asked about time in the military, geesh

Supposedly some boy who was a spacker went mental and had to be rugby tackled by the hench black PE teacher once, but I wasn't there to see it.

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>>214277897
3 kids played with matches in the PE building and burnt the entire school down to the ground on my last year.

>>214278655
typical russia lol

my cousin told me that once his english teacher broke down crying, got up, left, and never came back

>>214277897
We had a false bomb alarm, that's about it.

>>214278479
topkek, what were they chanting?

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>>214278282
interesting

the only one i can think of is one of my teachers dying, highly intelligent and liked by everyone with his wife and children attending the same school. it was a dark period and it took 1,5 months before they found a replacement so we were extremely behind from the educational plan by the government
sad story, really. cancer

A girl died of cancer in high school. They canceled the classes after the lunch break that day so that her friends can go to her funeral but she had no friends so nobody did. In the school bus everybody was celebrating her death, talking about how happy they are that she didn't die in the weekend. One of the edgiest shit I've ever seen

>>214279300
It's always sad when a cool teacher dies
I had a portuguese teacher that really encouraged me to find some cool books and write more, but she died a couple years after i graduated, she was really beloved by everyone

>>214279229
chanting* thx didn't even notice. they instantly made a song mixing the girls name (smth like vivien or lilian) with diahrrea, amazing what kids can do.

>boy I was friendly with in primary school but had fallen out with died in the second year of secondary, was found with a belt around his neck hanging from the stairs, supposedly was an accident
>another boy in my year dropped dead during a football match, I didn't know him

An immigrant girl was shipped off to Syria to be married off to some guy there after she started growing tits and made after school friends.

Her family wasn't even muslims. She was croatian. Her dad was just supremely fucked in the head.

>>214279330
That's awful

>>214279330
And people keep acting like kids are pure and innocent

>>214279330
Something similar happened to me
A girl in my class died from some disease she apparently had, our whole class joined in a prayer circle in tht middle of school (catholic school)
But i kept joking around and didn't take it seriously because k really didn't like her, i still don't feel terrible about it but it was shitty, i just didn't know what death really meant

>>214277897
Not much happened. I only remember the day after 9/11 being weird because we only half our normal classes and the rest was spent in the auditorium watching news and shit for a few hours.
I remember my math teacher saying "this is gonna be war" as we saw the replay of the towers falling.

>>214279481
When people say that they're not talking about teenagers.

>>214277897
Nothing that extreme, there were three or four suicides, but none from my class, only a failed attempt at one. Also rumours of one of the female teachers having slept with one of the students, but who knows if that was true

>vague threat that "something will happen in school" (nothingburger)
>teachers dying of cancer
>student dying in motorcycle accident
don't remember anything else

>>214279563
>Nothing that extreme
>there were three or four suicides

>>214279409
>>214279481
>>214279482
She didn't really come to school because of her cancer treatment so nobody knew her. They probably didn't think of her as an actual person but just a name they occasionally hear. It's still evil and disgusting but I want to think that they would have reacted differently to her death if she showed up once in a while

>>214277897
A group of girls I used to hang out with tried killing me one day but other than that I never really paid attention to what happened around me since I was permanently zoned out during high school.

>>214278943
I also had a kid that jerked off in class. He was sitting in the first row and jerked off to our english teacher. Most of the class noticed. What also made it wild was that we were in 6th grade.

It was rather tame and a lot of yard wrangling because the school was shit in a shit neighbourhood. My own contribution of note was a paint explosive I made from army ration heaters, a sturdy plastic bottle and gouache, just mixed it all in and set it down behind a desk. The pressure took a long time to build up and because the container was sturdy it made no noise until it ruptured completely covering most of those at the back with paint, I was in another class, no one suspected a thing, was hilarious as hell.

>>214277897
a kid got stabbed at a bus stop so they put cameras in the hallways, also I think I heard a teacher was a creep but I never heard about it from my friend group and think I overheard gossip in the hallway

Kid was hotboxing his car in the parking lot when the Dean walked up and demanded he roll down his window. He blew smoke in his face, drove off and got expelled got the year

>>214277897
One of my friend's brother died after getting hit by a train in elementary school.
Apparently the boys one or two years before me peed on each other in the PE showers a few times.
In middle/high school I vaguely remember a pic going around of one of our teachers wearing a really see-through dress. You could see everything.
I think a teacher killed himself before I went to middle school but I'm not sure. Some other teachers and a girl's mom died of cancer too at some point.
More stuff probably happened but I didn't talk to anyone after elementary school so I was just the weird quiet kid in the back of the class and wasn't involved in anything so I don't know.

>>214277897
One of our female teachers got pregnant while her husband was working overseas and the entire town (small town) knew she had cheated on him. She quit her job and moved during summer break.

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>>214279768
based

>>214279737
Never had that sort of violence but one day some gypos drove up to the school with knives, machetes and shit. Apparently a guy beat up one of those little vermin shitskins and he called his brothers. Dean had to step in threatening them with police so they backed off.

>>214279776
I find people who despite all the knowledge and availability of contraceptives from condoms to pills still doing it without them a lower form of life more akin to protozoa, good riddance.

>>214278129
>"In Morocco, primary school is a mandatory and free, 6-year cycle for children aged 6 to 11"
>children aged 6 to 11
Man, I fucking hate normoids.

>>214279300
>teacher's wife is a student at his school
based

Machete attacks were an everyday occurrence in the mid 2000s at various high schools here in Vancouver.

>>214277897
One of the goth chicks in school got into a fight with some Stacy chick and bent down, pulled out her tampon and threw it right in her face and walked away while Stacy was on the floor in horror.
Actually have no clue what happened to the goth chick after that.

>>214277897
the most notable one i can remember was someone broke a thermometer and spilled mercury everywhere in the classroom
it was pretty boring otherwise

We had a physics and math teacher who was probably on the spectrum, apparently very intelligent, but couldn't handle his class very well. It didn't help that he hardly showered and smelled awful, always wearing the same clothes and very overweight too, needless to say he was bullied very often and normal lessons were barely possible. During field day we went to the zoo in the next biggest town, the whole class agreed to run away from the teacher as soon as we were in the city, he ran after us, but struggled very much and we got into the tram before him. Teacher was completely out of breath, steps into the next train, sits down and dies of a heart attack. Ruhr in Frieden, Herr Bauer

>>214279108
kek

>>214278282
huh, now i understand why Moroccan women have "reputation" in the Arab world...

>>214278664
I don't think so.

>>214277897
>kid smeared shit all over the bathroom walls on a random day once a year for 5 years. never got caught.
>kid put a paper clip in the electrical outlet and started a fire
>video of kid that supported bolsonaro leaked. he was crossdressing and doing gay shit. he moved to the other side of the country after that
>kid made out with the geography teacher's wife in carnaval. the cuck found out about it in the middle of a lesson and had a meltdown.
>kid had sex with his cousin in the bathroom
>kid hanged himself

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>>214277897
I have a lot.
>a fat guy slapped me once and he got expelled and sent to a government-run reformatory school for the rest of his life
>teachers fucking the students (happens all the time in Minnesota more than even the rest of the U.S, goes all ways in terms of ages and sexes involved)
>a student aide brought in from NDSU for my freshman band class got fired for getting sucked off by a freshman girl (I knew her, she was super cool but fat and not hot at all and we were very proud of the fact that she got that guy kicked out because we hated him. Appaerently she gave great head and I enjoyed her company so I think I missed out)
>a teacher for my freshman math class found out she accidentally married one of her cousins and had to quit her job to process the information and deal with it (she's Finnish and the Finnish community in MN is very tightly knit, she also met Finland's PM at the time)
>all sorts of protests in favor of gun control largely done by the teachers and their pets given I was in HS when school shootings were at their peak (I was at one as a 2A protester, it was all cringe and gay pro or anti and made me realize just how lame and performative student activism is if you're a high schooler)
>an innumerable amount of weird sex shit between the students (the most infamous being this mentally ill, strawberry blonde dysgenic white girl obsessed with MLP who had a thing going on with a black guy)
>I was locked inside of a tiny practice room as punishment for a week for being the class clown in band class
>an obsessed stalker who was a sophomore when I was a senior that fixated on all the girls sent them all a video of him fucking his dog, he became the youngest person in MN to get put on the sex offenders registry
>I had a band teacher we found out was in a ska punk band in the 00s (he's the trombone guy at 2:00) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf0lI8K1mo

You guys must have grown up on small towns or something
I was born and raised in California and spent time in both Northern California and Southern.

In elementary school, had a guy cut his leg open in the playground after some teens were drinking beer and smashing the bottles near the field. He nearly bled out to death. The cut was so long it ran from his ankle to his pelvis (he was slide tackling). The cut was so bad we could see his muscles twitch as he was screaming in pain and shock. They had to get a helicopter to take him to the hospital.

Also at the same elementary, a retarded kid raped another retarded kid out in the middle of the playground during recess. We were all so shocked that not a single kid said anything other than just watched. The poor retard girl was screaming in agony as the tard was penetrating her. dude had a massive retard dick. I will never forget the look of sheer horror on the teachers faces as they ran towards them to break up the rape. There was a lawsuit but I was too young to know or care what happened. I didn't see the dude for a two years. The girl never showed back up.

Teacher and student died when the teacher was allegedly driving the student home. (she was a 6th grade student). Rumors were spreading that there was some secret relationship going on because the direction they were driving and where they got in the fatal accident is in the opposite side of town to where the girl lived.

In highschool, a mexican gang banger got drunk, drove recklessly and sped through an intersection on the outskirts of the city. he crashed into a few cars and wrapped around a utility pole and killed himself and two others in his car. their pics leaked online. ain't gonna post it cause I don't have the pics but i remember we were looking at it on bestgore keywords: cholo fatality

there are a bunch more stories like an underage teen girl who's bestfriend told the school she fucked an NBA player after the two got into a massive fight. kek

oh yeah one time a guy drilled through a lithium-ion battery and there was lots of smoke but that was in college so it doesn't count

>Got accused of rape
>Suffered from sever isolation
>That's kinda it

>boy shat on the floor in the dormitory on a school trip and a teacher trod in it
>she was livid and made us stand at the end of our beds until someone confessed
>boy broke down crying and helped clean it up

>>214281240
bro thats horryfing, en par with the fucking HIVan school experience not even us thirdies can relate

Lecturer got caught smoking weed. The United States FBI got involved apparently. I still don't know why the FBI got involved.

We also had a half Jewish lecturer who would literally bring up the Holocaust once per week. Because we were asian, we literally did not care but we pretended to care.

>>214281705
Those stories arent THAT crazy if you grew up in some shithole city
t. New York

>>214281553
I'm sorry that happened to you, did your false accusers face any justice?

In the 4th grade one of my classmates was raped by her teacher from a different class.

>>214277897
Two seniors had a fight, enough to draw blood, never saw it myself however. That is the only thing that springs to mind.

Also, not really at school, but I found out a kid me and my friend group used to hang around with for a while in school kidnapped and beat someone to death with a hammer or some shit. We used to call him "ass lame" because he limped.

>>214281719
I had a Finnish teacher with a super heavy accent who went on rants about Russia all the time. She used to carry around everything in plastic liquor store bags. Good times.

>>214281775
bro Im from Rio de Janeiro, but my experience was in private schools so maybe thats it

>>214281887
>>214281719
>went on rants
My AP US history and American government teacher was the same way except it was with anti-Black racism/Jim Crow. He was an insanely masochistic White liberal from Omaha and we even spent a period analyzing Childish Gambino's "This Is America" video kek.

>>214277897
Someone burned a bin once.

The whole school was evacuated because the smoke detectors activated and then the principal came in every classroom to tell how unacceptable it was and that he would find the culprit (he didn't).

Yeah, nothing crazy.

>>214277897
Some of the seniors got into a feud with one of the teachers that culminated in some of them throwing a cinderblock through her windshield from the cafeteria roof

The cops got involved but I don't know what happened because I was only a junior and didn't know anyone involved

>>214281977
Oh, also one student was sending anonymous mails to all students for a few months using the school mail system. He was calling himself vendetta and was talking about le evil society. We never knew who it was.

Did you have biology speciments like dissected rats, frogs and spiders in formaldehyde jars? One time when biology teacher went out of the class for a long time class chad opened them and threw them at girls.

Fake bomb threat

>>214282256
>Did you have biology speciments like dissected rats, frogs and spiders in formaldehyde jars?
Yeah, I dissected a Lamprey in my bio class

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We would lightly bully younger students by trapping them in the bathroom stalls and only release them if they sang songs with challenging falsetto parts

>>214282501
so that's how you make great opera singers

>two kids got caught doing "gay stuff" in the bathrooms, some said it was a blowjob, other said it was full penetration, some say they were making out but no one really knows since this was before smartphones and they both disappeared afterwards
>resident absolute unit broke the school soda vending machine and stole the equivalent of 250$ he got permanently suspended and they never replaced the vending machine which im still salty about

>chill teacher everyone liked turned out to be a pedo and got fired

>some kid rode a car without a seatbelt and crashed, flew out of the windshield, hit a tree and turned into a vegetable

>someone lit one of the school buildings on fire, the whole building burned down, person who did it never got caught

>two kids committed suicide on separate occasions (that I know for certain, there were likely more)

>gym teacher frequently came to school with black eyes and bruises, she used to say she slipped on ice, as gullible kids we believed her but in hindsight it's obvious she got beaten at home

>>214278305
>Retarded bitch was in her 20s and attacking 8 year olds
Based

>>214282256
We had a separate laboratory biology class in high school you could pick if interested. It was probably last on the school budget list as we only got to bisect an earthworm with a blunt as fuck scalpel, test our blood group and some very pointless tests. I feel bad for the teacher because she was awesome and probably wanted something more engaging.

>>214281705
Southern California public schools are wild. A mexican kid saw me playing my DS in class and got his older brother and gang friends to jump me as I was walking home from school to steal it. I tried running but they were throwing bottles at me, I was about to get my fucking ass beat when the school Juggalo kids were driving home, pulled up next to me and threw me in their car. I ended up kicking it with them for a while and they were all surprisingly chill. Had to walk an extra 45 minutes home after that to go the long way around the neighborhood after that, but the Mexicans never bothered me again.

>>214277897
So it was the year after the Covid and I was back in high school, and I discovered that most of my friend group had become furies or eggy goths so I distanced myself from them. One chick, she wanted to be called Acuna or some shit, had gone goth but she was like 5 feet tall and 40 pounds overweight so it made here look kind of ridicules. So one day she calls me over and grabs my hat off my head and puts it on (it was lined with aluminum at the time). So naturally I try and grab it back and she fucking kicks me in the balls. Since I'm a weak fag I imminently double over in pain and start clutching at my balls. Then her bitch friend tells tells me "well you should never stand in front of a woman like that." I crawl away and throw up in front of girls, they scream. Teacher comes over "DO you have COVID" no I got kicked in the balls. "well that's different" sends me AND the girl home early, she's back the next day. That school was fucking nuts

Some random girl stabbed to death her friend and took her bike. We had a joke about this - Nice bike it must have cost someone's life.

>>214277897
Back in middle school some retard high schooler? walked up to the school entrance just as classes ended and tried to stab some kid there.
And by trying I mean he obviously intended to do so and had the knife out and was cussing the kid out and whatnot but didn't actually have the balls to run over and stab him. Don't know what happened afterwards, I just walked right past the guy and to my home

A few died in assorted car crashes, all from not wearing their seatbelts.
Roof caught fire when it was being redone.
Nothing too unexpected.

Some kid in woodshop class murdered another guy with a hammer because he fucked his gf

>>214282746
damn jugalloos are bros who could tell

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>>214283632
She attended the real woodshop class

we had a forest right by the school you could play in and some old guy flashed his penis to some girls there

>in primary school we had a Chinese immigrant in our class, and he would always wipe shit all over the bathroom walls with his hands, the principal brought us all out into the play area and screamed at us until he confessed, he was expelled

>spastic kid threw a fit and picked up a table and whacked the teacher over the head with it and she was hospitalized

>first year of secondary school, kid throws a big bag of books and knocks me out cold with it. I was hit with a golf club in the head in the same year.

>kid made a facebook page about how much he hated the teachers and was shit talking them, school went to facebook and reveled who it was, he was expelled

>fireworks set off on all the upstairs school toilets shattering half of them. school was closed for a month.

That's all I can remember

Back when I was in high school, some ginger gratified the inside and outside of the school with messages threatening to bomb it.

>>214281818
Lol like a 16 years old girl just after the MeeToo shit will ever have consequences

>>214281240
>>214282746
lol I've heard that wild shit in here in Norcal. It was mostly people keeping to themselves, except I've heard in more ghetto areas there were race wars between latrinx and blacks or the occasional teenpreggers

>>214284189
>gratified
that school must have been really thankful to him
>>214284278
did that bitch at least a turn out to be a loser today

>>214284158
We had a chinese immigrant who would stand up, put both of his hands on his crotch and literally jump up and down next to his desk EVERYTIME he had to pee. The teacher would always just let him go just to stop the cringe. lol

>>214281240

>Also at the same elementary, a retarded kid raped another retarded kid out in the middle of the playground during recess. We were all so shocked that not a single kid said anything other than just watched. The poor retard girl was screaming in agony as the tard was penetrating her. dude had a massive retard dick. I will never forget the look of sheer horror on the teachers faces as they ran towards them to break up the rape. There was a lawsuit but I was too young to know or care what happened. I didn't see the dude for a two years. The girl never showed back up.

Bruh what the fuck kinda of shithole school you went?

>>214284431
based
Once some kid was denied (for literally no reason) and he just pissed in the garbage can in the back and got suspended lmao

>>214284158
> in primary school we had a Chinese immigrant in our class, and he would always wipe shit all over the bathroom walls with his hands
Holy shit, that explains something I’ve been wondering for years. I was overseeing some work in a school in China and I went to the toilet to take a shit, first time I opened the cubicle, the entire wall was covered in smears and clumps of shit.

>>214284473
Believe it or not, it was the highest rated public school in the state at the time, located in the very weathly heart of Silicon Valley. Nearly all of the schools had programs for retard kids in the district, ours were no different. When this happened, we also heard something similar happened at another school near by but that was more of a dry humping situation between two retards and teachers had to break that one up too. I guess california retards are extra sexual.

>>214277897
when i was in highschool we had a shooter false alarm when some kid drove his dads truck to school and it had a hunting rifle or shotgun or something in it and someone saw it and told a teacher which was misconstrued as a student having a gun and the school got shut down for like 2-3 hours

>>214277897
a boy tried to sacrifice his visiting mother so the spirits would bless him with money. she survived and the child was killed by the community.

>>214284724
whats up with Nigerians and these crazy beliefs?

>>214284703
I studied on both Public and Private schools, but the cloest thing to a "happening" i ever saw was in the private one where kids were huffing chems. They all got expelled.

On the public one there was this one girl who everyone said she was a whore, she was pretty hot. Then one day going out of school, she told me to go to her house, ofc i sperged out and said i couldn't and then fastpaced home kek

>>214284763
most people say they are christians or muslims, but they also still believe in the spirits. the average nigerian does not see the contradiction in believing in both of these systems and will pray or sacrifice to whoever will help them.

>>214278091
I want to live in such country

>>214284724
First off, what is a 'visiting mother'? Did the mom not live with her kids? Were they divorced or is she some migrant worker who spends most of her time away from home working?

Also, how common is it for the community to kill others like that? Doesn't the police arrest people or the government arrest the people involved in the killings?

>be in highschool many moons ago
>junior/senior class
>art teacher was married to woodshop teacher right next door
>art teacher gets pregnant
>everythingsnormalsofar.jpg
>one day he doesnt show
>somehow everyone found out he was making out/had an affair with a junior in my class year.
>literally skipping classes to see him in the back of his class
>he is put on the list now and in tyrones tub
>wife was vivid obviously but brought baby once she had him.
>victim girl gets away scott free and shaves her head.
kinda messed up, but crazy how no one saw it coming. typical american public school shenanigans ig.

>>214284858
Do people do the goblin thing there to get out of school like they did in Zimbabwe?

A teacher in elementary almost physically attacked me when i made fun of his awful self composed christmas song. Guy had some servere anger issues.

>>214281240
First time in my life hearing of such shitty fucking schools

>>214284858
still tamer than California

>>214285033
boarding school. for many of us who live in between the big cities, but aren't in really remote villages, it's easier to send kids to a boarding school. only the big cities have normal public schools, and if you are in a very remote place you just can't afford it. in small towns there's a little more money but no schools so the kids are sent off.

it's not as common in big cities like lagos or abuja, but from villages up to medium cities it's common. police will only work if you bribe them, then the criminal bribes them to leave, and you have to offer a bigger bribe for the police to do their job. they usually won't get involved until the person is dead and the crowd has calmed down.

>>214285053
i don't know about a goblin thing, what is that?

>>214285226
>i don't know about a goblin thing, what is that?
https://www.thezimbabwean.co/2024/06/zimbabwe-police-officers-terrorised-by-goblins-at-night/
Stories like this pop up over there from time to time

>>214280261
That’s based ngl

>>214278091

You weren't real friends if you didn't draw penises on his face when he was passed out.

>>214285405
oh, we have stories like that, but we all know it's fake. it's a screen to hide the real reason something isn't being done. i don't know if zimbabwe believes stuff like that.

>>214279390
Croats are christian you are lying

>>214285819
>Croats are christian
There's Syrian Christians, quite a lot of them

>>214277897
Not much really.
In middle school some of my classmates burned a bridge accidentally by blowing up empty spray/hair spray cans in campfire under the bridge.
There was some mentally retarded guy that assholes kept throwing 5 cent coins at, and he would fetch them like a dog running after them all over the school. They would throw them into used toilets and he would still get them. It was sad, really.
Still in middle school my classmate brewed his own booze under his bed and in his closet. Most likely it was sheer luck it didn't turn into methanol. We drank it one day in school when there were some musical shows and stuff and not real education. Tasted like ass.

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>>214278655
Grim

>>214278655
Let me guess, was this the 90s?

>>214279300
>his wife attending the same school
ToT

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>Librarian caught fucking a kid in year 10
>She's in her 60s
>Not even hot
>Was kept hush hush as she was related to the head master
Till this day idk who seduced who

>>214285562
I wasn't there and didn't know him that well. Funnily enough he wasn't even teased about it much. He got a couple "bro that was the funniest shit ever" but nothing more.

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>>214278655
Why there is so much rape in Russia? Rape in prisons, rape in camps, rape in the army, rapy in schools, rape in colleges, rape on the streets jesus christ

>>214286403
>Why there is so much rape in Russia?
Legacy of WWII and the Mongols.

>>214286403
It's just a prank, bro.

>>214277897
Teacher got pregnant, crazy rumors about who did it from some older students to teachers.
Most probably all of them false.

>>214281139
Only in minnesota bruh...

>>214285954

Kilju is pretty standard teenage and even uni student stuff in Finland with the terrible alcohol prices. Just get yeast and sugar and ignore the taste.

It definitely turned into methanol but as it happens the cure for methanol poisoning is ethanol so you also drank the cure and didn't go blind. Methanol gets dangerous when you start distilling since it will come out first due to lower boiling point so if you fill a bunch of bottles the first one will have concentrated methanol with much less ethanol.

t. pro

The class bully used to wank at history class asking everybody to look, he beat very badly another classmate, also used to run naked with a boner after a girl, who was rumoured to be a slut, during break periods.
He got away with it, nobody punished him as he belonged to a "good" family. The last time I saw him he was still 5 foot tall, a midget.

>>214284428
I meant to say graffitied

>>214279634
explain

>>214279634
hot

>>214286754
methanol content is mostly determined by what you're fermenting. Fruit juices tend to produce more methanol.

I sincerely hope that most of these stories are invented or I need to reevaluate my school experience.

>>214287102
even then you seriously have to try to get dangerous concentrations. i strongly believe it's impossible without distillation

>middle school
>science contest type of stuff
>group of four idiots do something that required gasoline
>shit went wrong somehow and burned a teacher and a student

Apart from that we also had the police come for the occasional organized group fights that used to happen from rival schools outside the school building and the principal canceling the “sport” called futeporrada, that you are allowed to kick the ball once and if it hits someone you have to chase and beat that person up until he touches “safe”it was basically that moreso
>highschool
>principal imposed that if anyone/any couple that were caught kissing would be suspended
>principal tracked the druggies/stoner/drinker group that used to skip class and go to a nearby park to do drugs, she called all the parents and sneak into us in a forest on this park she came with her cellphone in hand recording us and yelling all the parents were waiting on the gate, some people me included ran and jumped the gate
>couple of times happened of teachers hitting students with their car
>same kid that got hit by a teachers car also got hit by a school bus right in front of the school
>school used to host festivals for school bands and kids would do lots of booze and drugs then it got canceled when couple of kids got hammered and went to alcohol induced comma

A lot more things happened both in highschool and midschool but I dont think it scaled to have huge proportion of shit fallig on everyone

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When I was in 6th grade, I climbed a very tall tree that had a massive spider on a web. Bellow the tree there were hundreds of students chilling (tree was next to an open block where people mostly went to socialize). I pulled the spider from the web and it fell down. The day was very windy however, so as the spider was falling, it was also flying over a lot of people as it was being carried by the wind. Girls and boys started screaming and running, people who were at the front didnt know what the hell was going on so they just started running and screaming to.
I was sent to the principals office and nothing happened. Girls hated me forever tho, after this event

>>214286722
>Only in minnesota
I blame it on the Scandinvian background of that state. They all go for bizarre sex amd political stuff that makes them this bizarre cultural outlier in the U.S. I felt like a foreigner despite having lived there for nearly my whole life and often related more to the immigrants than I did the actual Minnesotans ecause they're so bizarre and insular.

>>214278129
strong doubt

Some retarded whore literally died in a car accident in the 10th grade and I was forced to hear about it until I graduated. These two giant white guys got into a fight over who took her virginity. When we graduated, they forced us to put a flower of her favorite color on a basket on the way up to the stage.

I feel like if I died at the same time, nobody would have cared.

>>214288052
Maybe people would give you flowers too if you weren't such a bitter loser

>>214277897
some armenian girl was crossing the street during lunch break to go buy some food but didn't check the green light and got hit by a car going too fast then flipped in the air and got hit on the other lane by a bus, it crushed her skull of course she was in a coma for a few days then died the school had her face posters everywhere and femoids were pretending like they knew her and they were friends for clout or some shit was sad and cringe feel kinda bad cuz its not even a big city just some fag was high and driving at the bad time

>>214288387
Calm your tits, whore

>>214277897
Some grim shit in this thread if the stories are true. I went to public schools and the worst thing that ever happened was in high school, some idiot brought his dog to school, lost control of it and started chasing people down. Nothing serious happened. Of course there was sex and drugs in high school as well but nothing out of the ordinary.

>>214287912
Where are you originally from? I'm from Iowa right next door but I too felt out of place despite living there for years. Felt like everyone there had already made all the friends they wanted to when they were like 12. I did end up with some close friends from Nordic backgrounds there but it took a while. I'm mostly of Nordic descent but I prefer the soulful Ellis Island mix of my homeworld

>>214277897
Someone was caught having a threesome in the toilets. Think they were 14 at the time.
I went to a small school, so not much happened.

>>214277897
This thread makes me jealous, my school life was incredibly boring and not a single thing worth noting happened during it.

>>214277897
Girl in junior high killed herself.

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>>214277897
this morbidly obese kid groped his friends gf during PE, another time at the same school within a span of a year a student and a teacher killed themselves

christian private school btw

>>214279203
Very exciting.

>>214277897
Someone called in a bomb threat during exams. Primary and secondary were all emptied, helicopter, dogs, full circus. School of multiple thousands (not in Finland).
He just didn't want to do the exam that day.

>>214277897
When I was in high school in Mexico we were allowed to come and go freely. Some idiots decided to get drunk and drive in the middle of the day, I think it was 4 or more of them and they all died. After that I could no longer go out until a certain hour

once a friend of mine kicked the shit out of a female teacher, she grabbed him by the hair and locked him in a room he then proceed to trash the place

>>214289377
lmao. here even skipping a few classes would have been enough to get you expelled. they checked attendency every single class. not there? better have a doctor's or parent's note
aggressive behaviour like that kek, they'd kick you out so hard your balls would be inside your mouth

>>214289099
also don't hold a cat like that for the love of god

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>>214289099
man, why there is mo much suicide in them christians schools? Is it because of the beatings? The imposition of christianity? Sexual assault that is silenced because it hit extra hard in full christians schools?

>>214277897
Some kid in high school got curbstomped on a toilet rim. Forget the exact reason but it involved drugs
No one was arrested

>>214277897
In high school this one guy tried running over another kid with his car because he stole weed.
Sentenced to more than 20 years in prison for attempted murder, fucking idiot.
I saw the webm of the incident on 4chan because his dumbass friend in the passengers seat recorded the whole thing

>>214289627
it was a nothingburger, all because she took the ball we were palying football with while skipping classes

>>214289951
wait youre saying he had his mouth placed in the toilet and then shatered? Holy shit americans schools are no joke

>>214290039
Yes. Him and the perpetrator were both African-American

>>214289951
holy fuck thats some prison shit

>>214290066
what happened to him? Im sure he needed surgery but I dont think there is a fully come back from this ??

>>214289655
mine now, yum
>>214289871
From what I was told, the student killed themselves over what happened between him and his girlfriend. For the teacher, I have no clue. I don't think the suicides were directly tied to christianity but it's weird that it mainly happened there. We did get a couple days off of school which was fun.

>>214290146
I don't remember, I don't think it was a full on curb stomp but it was enough to fuck him up and get blood all over the bathroom.
Maybe he just had his face bashed into the toilet, you know how rumors are.
But there was definitely a face on toilet rim incident resulting in lots of blood
>>214290141
My high school was pretty safe, these drug using kids kept to themselves mostly

>>214277897
Literal fucking fighting to death with knives.
Also someone died bc some big metal pole fell on their skull

>>214286892
Sorry for the late reply.
>no friends in high school but I used to hang with these girls because they were pretty funny to be around and they thought I was funny too
>one day we're fucking around in the woods after school
>they start joking about killing me and other edgelord shit like cutting my dead body apart
>get uncomfortable but didnt think too hard about it cause we were edgy teens and I did enjoy being around them
>one of them pulls out a huge fucking knife and I tell them an excuse to get out of there and go home
>still kinda hang out with them after but only in school, never outside of it

Thats pretty much it.

>>214277897
one of my classmates in middle school fell from the third floor while attempting to slide on the stair handrail and died instantly
other than that, my school life was rather dull

>>214277897
Nothing interesting in my school but my friends school had prostitution in the bathrooms.

>>214292311
Jesus

>>214286754
Kilju is name of the unfinished product.
Once it is finished and clear it becomes sugar wine.
If done properly it is tasteless, maybe a bit sweet.

>>214277897
One time I fainted on the bus.
Allegedly from an outside perspective it looked like I had been knocked out from my head hitting a pole when the bus turned the corner but I wasn't there for that part so I can't confirm that happened.

>>214277897
A 12-year-old girl got pregnant.
And the father was me at 13.

>>214284724
what the actual fuck is wrong with Africans

>>214292493
Did she abort or keep the child? how did your family react?

>>214292533
She had a miscarriage.
My family reacted very badly, obviously.
After she lost the baby, I was forbidden from seeing her, her family forbade her from seeing me, and I changed schools.

>>214292566
Have you heard from her since / know what she's been up to these days? I assume that this was a long time ago

>>214277897
latina slut was fucking her boyfriend who was like 20 years older than her in the parking lot or parking garage and they died from carbon monoxide inhalation. this was in middle school, the oldest kids in the school were 13. one of my first redpills.

>>214292623
I haven't been in contact with her.
I ended up keeping contact with my friends from my new school. But it would be interesting to meet her today.

>>214278655
Sovl. Remember that every Russian flag you see on this site went through something like this.

>>214292671
>But it would be interesting to meet her today.
would you get her pregnant again?

>>214278129
anal is fucking disgusting

These threads are always so kino

An (allegedly) gay student who got shunned by his family jumped off the 8th floor to his death and I saw him fly by the window of my classroom (I was on the 7th floor). Will never forget his gored face when the security guard flipped him over to check his pulse

>>214293030
That's awful man I'm sorry

>>214292847
No.
But whether we like it or not, our history was artificially interrupted.

>>214277897
A girl sent a video of herself masturbating with a lollipop to his bf and his bf sent it to anyone who asked and a few months later a teacher found 2 kids having sex behind a classroom, both happened during middle school, in my third year of highschool some kid burned some carboard signs outside the auditorium or something, it was on the last day before christmas break and i didnt feel like going so one of my friends told me about it.
Nothing really happened during elementary or my uni years

>>214293038
meh I was fine but it was pretty funny seeing the girls faint at the sight

>>214293066
Oh fuck i remembered another one, a teacher of mine used to write poetry and he once made a book about how he fell in love and married a student when she finished HS and at one school event he made he sold his books and there was just one copy of that book, a friend of mine managed to buy it and basically everyone treated it like some kind of relic. That teacher died last year of some kind of cancer, kinda sad honestly, he was a cool teacher.

>>214277897
My elementary school principal was a pedo and got caught with pictures of students.

As someone who grew up in a town that was 50% white and 50% maori:

Primary school:
>one kid threw a shot put and hit another kid in the head, he nearly died
>one kid brought a possum to school in his bag
>there used to be a window above the urinal in one of the bathrooms and there was a game where you had to try piss through it, one of the teachers was walking past and saw the piss come out the window and all the kids in there got suspended
>some kids found boxes of stolen cell phones that had been hidden under one of the school buildings and instead of turning them in they kept them
>two of the girls from our school got raped during an interschool event
>a kid lit the school on fire

Highschool
>18 year old got caught having sex in his car during lunchtime with his 13 year old gf
>another 13 year old killed a cat that wandered onto schoolgrounds and ended up having to move to a different town because of the hate he got because of it
>a homeless man threw a dead hedgehog at a kid
>members of a maori militant group were arrested for planning a terrorist attack on our school
>a kid lit the school on fire

>>214282256
They were in a closed off office in the biology lab, there was also a fetus in one of them, we never knew if it was real.

I have quite a few

>Someone tried to shoot up my high school
>Girl in middle school suddenly got up and slashed her wrists in front of everyone during lunch. Was taken away by cops and kids were calling her shit like "redneck" afterwards
>Spanish teacher in high school caught making out with student in her car
>Principle resigned because her husband (one of the football coaches) was being inappropriate with the football players
>One of the senior pranks was to throw piss everywhere so the hallways reeked of piss for weeks

>>214279481
"Pure and innocent" includes "have no concept of death and true pain."

>>214277897
A girl climbed up on the stone railing of the stairs and accidentally fell backwards. She fell three stories and landed on the granite floor. She broke her spine/hip.
Another girl got stabbed in the neck with a pencil and it knicked her jugular. She survived but from what I heard there was blood everywhere.
Kids got caught having sex in the woods, the parking lot, and the stairwells pretty often.

>>214293613
>spine/hip
Terrible
Was she paralyzed for life?

Teacher's wife, at that time. Came to school with thier baby at lunch break. It was around at the entrance area of the school. They argued about thier marriage. Things weren't working out. Several students including me were there and we got commanded to go back to class. But i didn't i watched them not so far away until they finnished, and the wife left. The teacher was a farang, Turk Dutch. Several weeks later, he told us he was happy to get a custody of his child. He could see her 2-3 days a week

I got called to see the vice principal because i made edgy jokes to shoot school. I've always made shooting/edgy jokes for years and on one cared. A femboy freind got scared, he hugged his mom and said he was scared to go to school, lol. He would avoid me whenever we meet, lol. Nothing happened, me, the femboy freind and his mom were in the principal's office with vice principal. I explained that it was a prank bro. I got off easy. Everyone at school bruhed. Me and femboy made up by playing Fortnite tgt that day

>>214292513
Shut up kike you literally circumcise babies with your herpes ridden mouth

>>214293300
Was it the same kid both times?

a retarded girl choked on a chicken tender and died in front of the whole cafeteria

coincidentally my mom had let me skip school that day to hang out with her

>>214293990
That's awful, how do you choke on a chicken tender?
My great grandma once survived choking on a piece of steak and decided to only eat chicken tenders for the rest of her life (at restaurant)

>>214278655
>>bullies forced some kid to steal his parents money for them

Yeah, this happened to me. But I used checks and they didn't know how to cash it so they went after someone else.

>>214277897
Some girl broke up with her boyfriend. Her got super sad and hung himself and died. The girl was so distraught that she took her father's pistol and shot herself in the heart and died. Then a bunch of stupid girls apparently couldn't handle all the attention the dead girl was getting and made suicidal gestures but none of those stupid bitches actually died. The school decided to host a concert for the friends of the two dead people to have as a memorial, the idea being that it would be some kind of emotional catharsis. I guess it worked because the stupid attention seeking girls stopped making suicidal gestures. Anyway that was the only interesting thing that happened when I was in school that I can remember.

>>214294493
Oh yeah, this kid everybody knew was gay from even as far back as elementary school lost his virginity to the band teacher who sucked his dick on a park bench near the school. Not very many people knew about that, and the teacher never got caught for blowing a 15 yeard old boy.

>>214277897
someone lodged a pair of scissors in the back of another kid's head

>>214292934
Anal is the norm in countries where people care about virginity (Muslims + India)
I had an Indian girl in my school and she had lots of bfs but never vaginal sex.
Relatives will actually inspect your vagina to make sure you're still a virgin in those countries

>>214277897
Someone called the police and told them there's a bomb in the school. And we had a firedrill once. What can I say. I'm old.

>>214277897
>guy brings gun to school (not to shoot it up, just as a “warning”) and got expelled as a result
>later on while still expelled, he knocks up a 15 year old girl
>she decides to keep the baby, drops out of school too, and they get married in New Jersey
>once a kid threatened to shoot up the school on a class laptop and later that day cops burst in during the middle of class in full gear and arrested him
>one guy was part of like a Boy Scout thing and got caught fucking a dog in a middle of a group camping trip, got continuously bullied for the rest of his high school years
>some delinquents kept starting fires in the school bathrooms and they never could catch who was doing it so they closed all the boys’ bathrooms down halfway through the year and forced us to use portapotties instead; this lasted for a few months until the bathroom bombers blew up the portapotties too with fireworks
>principal was forced to resign after he got caught molesting students, vice principal took over the role for around two months before he was caught with child porn and also forced to resign
>during school assemblies I used to hide out in the bathrooms to avoid going because the loud noise and crowd annoyed me, while I was hiding out in a stall I saw a school bully force a smaller boy to suck his dick, I just stayed quiet and pretended I never saw anything to avoid being targeted myself, whenever I saw the manlet kid in the halls from then on I avoided eye contact

>>214288596
>Where are you originally from?
Arizona, born to a poorfag family of Scots-Irish descent on my Dad's side and a pooorfag Irish family on my Mom's.

>>214278943
faustian

>>214294536
>Anal is the norm in countries where people care about virginity
I never understood this meme as a religious Catholic. Do they seriously think god doesn't know they're taking it up the ass, because in Catholicism they're pretty blunt about him being omniscient and that being a big sin.

man what the fuck have you niggas been through
literally nothing happened in my school
nerds didn't even get bullied

>>214295164
>man what the fuck have you niggas been through
We went to public or boarding schools with no inbetween it seems

>>214277897
I have a fuckton if stories
"A friend of mine":
>Put a dead, decomposing rat inside the bag of an annoying fat bitch because she was shittalking him with his girlfriend and trying yo ruin his relationship. She only found out at home, hours later
>distributed picrel cooked with marijuana during class just for the lulz
>huffed chems during class
>got expelled for irl cute and funny stuff. This opened a "pandora box" and the school became a literal orgy right after
It was a private, catholic school.
It got shutdown after some primary school kids, while playing pushing at the sidewalk, ended up pushing some boomer woman under a bus (it was a narrow street). They had to remove her head with a shovel.
"He" turned out fine lol

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>>214295254
Shit, forgot picrel

>>214277897
>some poohommad threatened to do terror attack on school by lkeaving a bag full of bullets when i used to live in delhi
when i was in my home state i had a bloody fight with one of my classmate who used to take advantage of me, while i broke his nose by my bare hands he bruised my head with some bangle shit i got away from suspension by framing that nigga to be my bully and since i was the one who bled more the school believed that and suspended the other guy
though now my life is hit and he might be living a better life

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>>214277930

The year I started middle school was the year when girls were allowed to study at that school so when we graduated they made every single one the girls pass even when some of them weren't supposed to be at the graduation act. It was a kind of political correctness at the time. Fuck em

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This thread is so fun.
nice desu OP.

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>>214277897
One kid tried to off himself twice because of all the bullying but none of the teachers gave a fuck because he was brown

My school went into lockdown because of the Christchurch mosque shooting, one of the kids in my year died there and our school was visited by king (prince at that time) Charles who came to pay respects

also some kids in my year recorded a porno and spread it around lol

I went to a non white school so needless to say it was just constant fights, guns, stabbings, shit like that.

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A middle eastern fellow who went to my school made a swedish girl pregnant and was told by his dad (who still lived in the shithole country he came from) to honorkill her (because she was swedish) or he would be disowned. He then pleaded the girl to get an abortion but when she refused he killed her.
He then took her phone and messaged her dad saying something like "2 somalians are chasing me I'm scared".
Then he went to school next day as usual but halfway through the day "he broke down and confessed" to one of the teachers.
They were both 15 I think, the girls family got a life sentence, meanwhile he got something like 2 year in a youth facility (basically day care) so he's been out for almost 2 decades by now.
I remember seeing his teachers (all women of course) running up and down the corridors of the school crying hysterically and having no clue how this could have happened as if this wasn't exactly what they voted for. They were also unironically saying things like "he was a good boy something very terrible must have happened for him to act this way" or that "his evil dad influenced him to do it" as if that matters and also implying you shouldn't trust your parents basically.
I wasn't redpilled back then but this was definitely a catalyst event for me.

>>214296425
>the girls family got a life sentence
wut

>>214296479
I'll let you figure that one out yourself, Javier

>>214277930
He had to scroll /pol/,right?

>>214280043
Who do you have anal sex with at that age? Can 11 year old boys even achieve penetration?

>>214278943
My mare jerked off during a reading session and jizzed in his book. The fucking guy then brought the book home and later showed me the cum crusted pages.

>>214296635
No really what the fuck did you mean by that.

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>>214296479
>>214296824
Are you fucking serious

>>214277897
Tech teacher had a mental breakdown and had to be replaced.

>>214296425
Part and parcel for being able to buy kebabs o algo

>>214296425
>the girls family got a life sentence
>>214296854
Yes nigger. It means they never saw their daughter again not they had to go to jail for some stupid swedecuck reason right?

>>214296782
>My mare jerked off during a reading session and jizzed in his book
How does a female horse jerk off, and what book was it?

everyone had to hide inside one recess because a kid had gone berserk and was using his tard strength to beat people up with a really durable stick
and yes I was that kid

Autistic weeb classmate tried to give an "anime protagonist" pep talk to his sleep deprived project teammate.
>COME ON!!!
>YOU CAN DO IT. DON'T GIVE UP
Sleep deprived teammate yells at the weeb to shut up, passes out and slams onto the ground.
Entire class panics and we had to call an ambulance. Thank you Naruto, very cool.

>>214297436
kek

>>214292311
A similiar thing happened in my school, the school bully tried to slide the rail but ended up falling and faceplanted the marble stairs. Ambulance was called and the teachers got mad at some of my mates enthusiastically asking if he was dead. He was lucky though, his face was a bit fucked up afterwards but he survived without anynthing worse than a concussion.

>>214286403
and why is it always man-on-man rape?

>>214278655
VGH the trad and based rvzzian myr...

>>214297459
funniest shit in the thread

Nothing happened in my school aside from the occasional bomb threat, but my highschool english teacher talked about his time teaching a particular disobedient class. Students did drugs and had butterfly knives in their wallets. He passed them all despite their illiteracy and incompetence for fear of his own safety. Likely fake but whatever.

A former student stabbed a teacher to death around Christmas one time. He was an incel and had an obsession with her, but she obviously wouldn't give him the time of day.

>>214299356
naughty list status?

>>214299543
He called the police himself, so maybe that appeased Santa a little.

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>>214281240
>massive retard dick
lmao.

>>214280261
INSANELY based

>>214296099
What the FUCK is that webm? This is the sort of shit that justifies a school shooting.

>>214277897
A few suicides and suicide attempts. Also two kids were killed in a car crash because their drunk friend was driving.

>>214277897
There was an inquisition to find out which kid put a slide of bread in the printer.

>Rampant homosexuality in gender-segregated school at massive scale ESPECIALLY amongst the girls
>Few rapes here and there, only ever male-on-male.
>Girls got the police called once, not sure what happened but I think they broke through the main school door amongst other things
>Autistic kid would sperg out every time you'd make a pulling motion at him to "steal his powers." Every kid in school must've stolen the poor kid's powers.
>Massive brawls would break out sometimes but never saw any weapons drawn.
>Biology teacher would groom high school girls and date them after they graduate.

Pretty standard stuff. I feel like I wasted my time and maybe stunted my social development somewhat because my parents were too cheap to enroll me in a school with my socioeconomic peers.

>>214277897
My retarded school made it to national news because a news channel caught kids as young as 9th graders attending a pub and smoking hookahs after bribing the bouncer or something. They all got expelled and we got 5 weeks of mandatory counseling sessions

A kid died while skiing on a ski trip
A car full of girls were speeding in a parking lot and ran over a curb and fucked up their arms and faces.

I remember being in 10th grade Latin class so I was like 14 and felt like a kid. A pretty girl in front of me was talking to a failure student that was much older. She was negotiating with him because she wanted to fuck his friend, a guy that looked 30 to me at the time. The next day the friend says, "Ok he'll do it but only in the ass" and she said "Ok"

One of my earliest redpills.

>>214302694
>Rampant homosexuality in gender-segregated school at massive scale
Based.
>ESPECIALLY amongst the girls
Disappointing and gross.
>Few rapes here and there, only ever male-on-male.
No such thing. Males can't rape. They can only assault at most.

>>214296773
>tf
>tp

>>214295126
Basically every belief system has people who think they're somehow getting away with technicalities. Mormon teenagers and college kids go to Vegas, get married, fuck like crazy, then get no-fault no settlement divorces at the end of the trip. Jews do a ton of Torah lawyering and their sabbath shenanigans are famous. Catholics don't do it as much now, but there are things like Maultaschen that allegedly come from monks hiding meat inside pasta so God wouldn't see them eating it. Actually I guess Catholics who are using confession as a free pass to sin count.