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This is the oneDeath to goshcel
>>214284631>Hop on testosterone>Wanna fuck skinny asian and latino menDoes this happen in your country/state?
>>214284692Has science gone too far?
hey guys we're all in here>>214279799>>214279799>>214279799
>>214284631Cumbeast got a gf before you did how does that make you feel?
>>214284725No we aren't
>>214279799>>214279799real new btw, everyone's in here.
>>214284725Nice try fagI'll never post there
>>214284631you just know
>>214284762I'll consider posting there if goshpedo comes here
Still got Hey Ya stuck in my head
>>214284631
With all these deportations going on, I almost forgot to write down the taco recipes lest they be lost forever!
>>214284762>>214284725BTFO
>>214284631I'm glad the cute thread survived as the other one was awfully rude
LMAO the other thread got nuked
racists btfo
the other thread caused a total melty for the nons it seems
Dear diary, Today Janny wasn't a faggot
>>214284930you missed the picture of my chicken
>>214284979You should have thought more carefully about which thread to post in
This site is toxic and rots your mind
>>214285055Name one site that isn't
>>214285055Fag
I can't believe my shitpost yesterday got no replies.
>>214284677>death to user who doesn't exist
>>214285076Pedo
>>214285094ooo i love what you did with your skin!are you using a face cleanser and moisturizer?
>>214285118Fuck Off
>>214284979Let tonight's proceeding serve as a reminder to our community that we must adhere to the code that binds our society, lest we endanger all of our blood.
i would like to have sex with the sexiest babes in the whole multiverse
>>214285157but even the most ugly girls don't want to have sex with you
>>214285004i didnt know
Do you think housing projects in the us were a good idea?
I've gone 32 years without sex, what's 32 more
>>214284952lmao hilarious how mad they were. must have a lot of redditards in cum lately tho
>>214285208creating homes = creating jobs = creating wealth in the community
watching destiny
The woods are lovely, dark and deep
>>214285152idk what was the problem>>214285223go get some pussy pie
>>214285223How do you not even just fall into some pussy in 32 years. I'm an obese loser and even I paid a broad when I was 19 to fuck. Just don't and be done
>>214285195It's okay, now you know. It's a learning experience Can you post your chicken here?
>>214285236100%, lots of jeets and soy boys seem to have migrated here for some reason.
>>214285253There were two major problems with that thread.1. It was posted too early2. It was blatantly racist, violating the rules, meaning it would inevitably be deleted
>>214285258Not everyone is Chad
>>214285242annnnnd none of that worked cause "the community" is still poor and black
Death by snu snu
Schizojeet and Goscel rekt at the same time
where did all the pedos come from
>>214285295It was up for +2 hours without issue and had over 60 replies. It just got deleted now because crybaby faggots reported it for muh racsismsmsmsmsssThe Tyrone caricature is clearly a satirical take on black people. Maybe I should start reporting when I see people post trollface.jpg because it's a mockery of white people.
Nick is friends with many black and brown and asian people and Nick is the most influential white nationalist in the world
>>214285266>>214285299the notion that only tall chads get pussy is wrong
>>214285299Didje nae just hear me? I'm an obese loser. Just pay a hooker and blow your load already. The longer you wait the worse it's gonna be
>>214285348leduc was spamming links to /cum/ on the /lgbt/ pedo board.
>>214285343hate how they always cheat by putting the women in heels
For my /cum/saars
>>214285371Where did you find a hooker
>>214285343take off their heels and they aren't that much taller than him
>>214285348>where did jason and his homo buddies come from
>>214285398On the seedy side of town where all the motels are
>>214285406Why do you want to fuck kids bro?
>>214285391lmao they go to his shithole country and then mog him to his face even though they're both 3/10'sabsolutely b r u t a l
>>214285422Yeah I'm not doing that
they don't call him goshpedo for nuttin
>>214281113>>214281113>>214281113
>>214285370Looks goodIf you ever visit here you should try a Peruvian chicken restaurant, they make it like this.Or you could just visit Peru
>>214285443I didn't ask you to
>>214285406Fuck off pedoHow can we drill it into your thick skull that you aren't welcome here?
what happened i just got here
>>214285437The pooja next to them is actually much better but poojesh is too much of a coomer for 5 headed yts
>>214285490they hit the pentagon
>>214285490Thread-creation drama
thread cuck was on a real spergout today
Niggas really too scared to go where the pussy is and drop a load in a hoe
stop posting here, go outside, get a job, get some hobbies, travel, make friends, get a girlfriend, touch grass, ride a bicycle,. Do something with your life
oh no no no, ZERO percent?? tranny sisters, what's our response??
>>214285454Thanks, I've never had peruvian food, would love to visit Peru, are their girls cute?
>>214285539check out that trick ass hoe with the red suitcase full of sex shit probly
>>214285550Keep ya 2 centsTake ya own adviceI'm just living lifeLike I liked twice
>>214285575We need to make it negative
>>214285594gay post
>>214285575that is not a serious graph
>>214285615>>214285615>>214285615
>>214285634Gay poster
>>214285575they loved being angry, infuriated, flustered, and literally shaking, it gives them a dopamine high
it pisses me off so bad that you just so easily let in chingchongs and saars into your country while i need to be some kind of 0.0000001% genius to get an H1B
>>214285636me on the right
*makes you explode with my mind*
Did you know 60% of serial killers are black
>>214285671just exploded in my pants
>>214285648gonna need a source on that whopper of a claim, big chief
>stopped by AutoZone at a red light >engine starts steaming>pull over>coolant hose burst so cleanly it looks like it was sliced>have to buy a new one Did one of those AutoZone kikes sneak under my hood and fuck with my car while I was at the light?
>>214285689that graph needs to grow up
>>214285680I did know that 60% of serial killers are black
>>214285581>are their girls cuteEhh they are a bit too native american looking for my taste
where are the epstein files
Life is stinky
I'm going to stick my blank into your blank and make you blank over and over
>niggas still talking politics
>>214285737:)
>>214285575Well yeah their party reps should be lynched for destroying this great country
Black Youtubers have the cringiest names for their channels, what up with that dawg.
>>214285811That's a dude isn't it
>>214285733yeah I see what you mean
>>214285783>too low IQ to be into politics
need some noise-cancelling headphones for a 12+ hour flightwhat color should i get
/int/ernational man of mystery
>>214284847He is SPEED
>>214285844rich yuppie detected
>>214285853she was cute
>>214285783How bout ya don't
>>214285825Canadian ones always have to talk about gay Canada shit>DID YOU GUYS KNOW WE HAVE A GENERIC BRAND CALLED "NO LABEL"Yea and nobody gives a shit
>>214285844hard to go wrong with black
>>214285838You Mexicans never learn. Talking politics is against the rules my man
>>214285859i'm not gonna rawdog that shit. i'll use it for other flights in the future, and maybe at home if i don't want to be too loud.>>214285900that's what i'm leaning towards too. i'm probably overthinking it.
>>214285844I have those
>>214285900That's what SHE said!
haha remember when the sharty hacked 4chan and doxxed all the jannies?? haha wasn't that funny
>>214285935it was
>>214285935I went to the Sharty during the Dark Times. It was nice to be able to post huge 30mb videos with sound
>>214285897Corny ahh mfers
>>214285935one of the few instances of actual justice being served in our lifetime. possibly the last one.
I’ve been trans for 10 years, I have my LTC, I’ve never murdered anyone in my life. Somehow even with my identity and transition meds, I’ve never experienced the temptation to spray bullets into a church. Call me mentally ill all you want but cis people commit most mass shootings
Watching Destiny
>>214285965that was nice. no real reason 4chan doesn't have videos with sound at this point beyond laziness.
Here's an idea: Lemon Milkshakes
>>214285935How come a webp with the wrong extension won't post but you can upload a file with the pdf extension and run arbitrary code
>>214286037idk maybe ur tistic
dont understand the hate for jannies
>>214286001>what is per capita
>>214286019I thought it was like a bandwidth issue or something
>>214286034Lemon curdles milk
>>214285996wonder if any of the jannies who were doxxed actually had anything happen to them lol. also though it proved that cum doesn't really need a janny except when fagberg is here spamming
My face is all pimply and I'm all sweaty, but it don't matter because I have 0 hoes
>>214286013https://youtu.be/hj-hOVMlxcc
>>214286034to serve at Lemon Parties?
>>214286083Oh? And just how do you know Mr. Smartypants
>>214286084idk i'm sure a bunch of them came close to joining the 41% club but we'll never know for sure
I’m too spiteful to kill myself
>Same places I applied to 2 months ago are still "hiring"I. AM. FUCKING. TWEAKING. THEFUCKOUT.
>>214286063ntaI can post a 20mb video there in thread with sound, and here the limit is 6mb
After a week of nofap and now I cant stop thinking about pawgs desu AHHHHHH
Niggas be talm bout "Lemon curdles milk" yet I'm finding pukka recipes online for allanner of lemon milkshakes>>214286092Had to Google it, gross
>>214286151ugly face
>>214286151why are you black
just heard someone play the brown note and fucking shit myself :(
>>214286145>and here the limit is 6mbin this thread with no sound
>>214286140I've seen a job posting existing for around 2-4 months. Are you the Kansasanon?
>>214286145Actually it's 4 on this board and no sound
>>214286151when i see a girl like this i'm kinda disgusted because i know she's a busted dirty whore who probably fucks [redacted] and has some deranged muttoid mixed kid in the next room
>>214286151save itnever goon
>>214286051Yeah I hope your mom gets raped
>>214286159She looks evil and like she'd be the one calling you ugly. Would, but from behind.
>>214286158>Had to Google it, grossgoddamn zoomers...
There was a show store in Old Town that had a wanted sign up for ten years
>>214286193this but your mom and by ugly jeets
>>214286159I like bimbos>>214286166No only high t zoomer
>>214286166>>214286179>see white women>mjnd instantly goes to BBCmany such cases
>>214286176I posted a bunch of videos from my last trip on sharty, but only about 10 or 12 posters still post in /cum/ there
GREG "OPIE" HUGHES DEAD AT 62In a profound loss to the world of radio and comedy, Gregg "Opie" Hughes, the iconic co-host of the groundbreaking Opie and Anthony show, has passed away at the age of 62. Born on May 23, 1963, in New York City, Hughes leaves behind a legacy of irreverent humor, boundary-pushing broadcasts, and a career that spanned nearly four decades.
>>214286171I'm another anon
>>214286220only negroes would have to specify they want a fat ass WHITE girl, dumbass.
>>214286220>see broken make-up-caked whore posting her ass on the internet>assume she is a coal burnerYou're a fool if you DON'T think this.
I had to go to the doctor for something and the nurse touching my skin with bare hands almost caused me to orgasmI think there is something wrong with me
>>214286239>it's realwtf
>>214286179She looks more like a trophywhore who gets with a finance chad who cheats on her>>214286181Trying desu Just trying to read until I go to the gym and work it off
>>214286214brb gooning
>>214286239cmon bro I've been doin this since I was eighteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
>>214286310>>214286314
Modern society is sick
>>214286285Lol tru. I lost my job back in January and I have been a neet since, shit is zooming quick.
>>214286285why are they so small?
>>214286310>Trying desui mean stop looking at hot chicks
>>214286257I'll take any phat ass chick idk not a nigga btw just like em thicc>>214286314>>214286345lol>>214286391IM TRYING POSTING ON CUM NO GOONING
someone just played the brown note prank on me :(
>>214286239You got me
>>214286408kek
What’s happing here
it's sort of strange how both boomers and zoomers are obsessed with girls with comically large tits, and the two generations in between didn't care about it
oh hey there don't mind me just gonna snuggle up in your damp bath towels and wait for the next time you take a shower to drop into your hair and wriggle around
>>214286470The same thing that happening everywhere, Pinky. We're trying to take over the world
>>214286470bros (not) gooning session
>>214286507
I have no weed so I haven't gooned since the last time I got high.
>>214286492It is well know millennials are cucks who liked sticcs, fags and cuckold porn.
>>214286503Uh, where tf you live bruh, the projects?
>>214286519Aw c'mon, have a little fun every now and then
>>214286591ok so post something that's fun instead of recycled reddit sloppa
>>214286608You must be a riot at parties
>>214286492yes actually, but unlike you I've actually been to parties.
>>214286503I hate those fuckers so much, they even go in the water at the beach
So many isekais i pick up feel inauthentic. Like they're not writing characters and a story, they're writing an isekai.
i smell bad
Stinky is life
>>214286737wash yourself you smelly fuck
>>214286725that's what you get for being gay
>>214286737I haven't used deodorant for a week. No shampoo either. I'm going all natural.
>>214286752I washed ur moms but WITH... my TONGUE LMOA
>>214286756I am half gay and I have a small penis. I know myself, you cannot hurt me
I look like this minus the body hair
>>2142868034.5 inches is well within the average range. You can not shame me.
Is Chernobyl the last show that truly captured the internet and got tons of organic memes about it??
8" girthy chad, myself
I'm lucky 7"
>>2142868414.5" seems fine, not too big to hurt my jaw
5'3" reporting in
shush girlshut your lipsdo the helen kellerand talk with your hips
>>214286889>girthygirls like that if it gets super hardsome MILF complemented me on how stiff mine got, she was probably used to soft old ones
>>214286851No meme is organicThey're all forced by definition
i wear a helmet when i'm driving
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S70i1LFa3bI&pp=ygUUYmlnZ2llIGZyYW5rIHNpbmF0cmE%3D
>>214286973t. retard
>>214284631who's her jewish friend?
kinda weird how girls having underwear rubbing against their asshole all day has been normalized. seems like it'd be uncomfortable, like a nonstop wedgie.
>>214287054So well said
I don't wanna live no moreSometimes I hear death knockin at my front door
>>214287035
I have a 4skin btw
i miss her
>>214287054Plus he married his stepdaughter that he raised from childhood
>>214284631How will whites ever be able to compete with jews?
>>214287141The only good one is a dead one. But nothing ever happens
NEW: Wikipedia is reportedly being pressured to remove “early life” section after ADL refers to it as “coded hate” weaponized to promote bigotry amid House Oversight Committee investigation.
A daaaaaaaaaaaybin the life of a fooooooooooooool
Going to Sub WayAnybody want anything?
>>214287369I want you to get better sloppa
Job applications be like not that it matters but are you Hispanic and fluent in Spanish
>>214287432¿que?
sopranos was ahead of it's time
>>214287432Only for shit jobs like kitchen or hotel work
>>214287457member when they said that humanity wasn't ready for results from the human genome project and refused to release stuff?
Top ten images to show your mom when she tells you to clean your room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4kWPA9j9LM
i am acne maxxxing, bitchs don't care anyway
>>214287634acne means high t
Im a liar
>>214287457so many of the lines from that show perfectly capture the way people interact with information and media and pop culture. It's also amazing how much of it is specifically rooted in late 90s and early 2000s yet doesn't feel dated at all, especially compared to a show like The OC or One Tree Hill or My So Called Life. Like AJ arguing with his parents about stealing a Wallace and Gromit cardboard cutout from Blockbuster and justifying it saying Blockbuster is ran by super religious Jesus freaks anyway. All those references are dead and gone but it's done so realistically it still works
>>214287658why do girls get acne then
>>214287699Girls can have high test, my freak sister has a very faint mustache
why do people care about women so much, like just jack off and move on
>>214287699Any girl with acne is really a trans man
Can't sleep
>>214287583I would let her crucify me
>>214287720she should join the circus and become a bearded man as a sideshow freak
>>214287695It spoke to timeless things that anyone could relate to, like the beaner who delivered their Chinese food and he asks "did somebody go through the order this time to make sure we have everything?" And the dude goes "Jes" (Yes) and it turns out they got the order wrong. Who hasn't that or something very much like that had that happen? It was brilliant
>>214287722not the same
>>214287773elaborate
Acne is also caused by sugary foods
>>214287755
>>214287720I dated a girl who was high test in high school (this was pre tranny era so it was much harder on her) she grew arm/leg hair at a crazy rate and had insane mood swings, I felt terrible breaking up with her but I eventually just couldn't deal with her, the constant need for validation+depressive slumps followed by manic abusive slumps was too much for my young mind, put me off dating for a long time
I've never been on a date in my entire life
>>214287829date a girl with high T
>*Gets hoe'd by a white person*>Fuckin cracker>*Gets hoe'd by a black person*>Fucking bitch assnigger >*Gets hoe'd by a chinese person*>Fucking chink>*Gets hoe'd by a hispanic*>Fucking beaneri might be a racist
>>214287079
"Dating" seems stupid and pointlessLike just suck my dick already I don't want to play these games
is it just me or have you seen more and more people like thisdo you think it's worth planning an escape route/plan on leaving the country cause there's a non zero percent chance these abominations take power
We make the road by walking
>>214287881can I get a phsyiognomy check here
>>214287783sex is better than jerking off - obviously
>>214287928It also requires far more effort and energy to get
>>214284631The job market is hell >Will fire you over bullshit reason>Will not hire anyone
>>214287878Then get Tinder?
>>214287964I'm not Chad so pointless
>>214287881No dude these people are fucking incompetent and they're losing all over the place for the first time since literally 1945, the moment has never been more ripe to stay. They'll completely shatter and collapse and disperse within 5-10 years, they hate it here and can't understand why people won't let them "fix" it when they've controlled discourse for 80 years
>>214287963Just start your own business
>>214287940irrelevantjerking off is boring and dull
>>214287980Just bee yourself bro
>>214287980Damn why didn’t I think of that
>>214287963Are you the anon who shat himself at his work place and got fired for it?
Worst shit ever is losing my dental insurance and having to wait a total of 4 months just to have my teeth removed because I had to save money for it and car. I will not be able to get Invisalign so now I am a 4/10
>>214288010OKIt's impossible to get sex unless you're Chad so not like I have any alternative
Just cut off my friend for not being like minded. I identify as a woman and he didn’t respect it. Oh well
>have my teeth removedBro is peepaw maxxing
>>214287972Get a hooker then. Problem solved.
>>214288063>It's impossible to get sex unless you're ChadThis is such a stupid and false notion, I resent the fact that guys have bought into that psy-op
I got to a school where most of the students are rich kids. The orientation guy said that they don't have punishments for breaking the rules, they have discussions. Richpipo can really do anything they like without real consequence.
Shadman was overrated and a pedophile
>>214287975if anything if the democrats crumble these are the people who are likely to take their placei despise newsom, cuomo, pelosi, and whoever else but if it's people like fucking mamdani, aoc, and this omar who take their place then we're so fuckedhow are you so confident
>>214288139Not legal here>>214288140Debunk it
What’s your message to Cristiano Ronaldo
>>214287369can I get uhhhturkey n cheesethankz
>>214288156Then it's the wizard life for you fren.
>>214288141or maybe it's cause being high trust because they dont have a bunch of nogs being a general nuisance to society anyways cant you go fuck up somewhere else or were you some government mandate
why is getting a gf from the us easier than here is it just a numbers game
>>214288176I've already mostly accepted that but I still kinda want to experience what it's like
>>214288186I go there (for free) because I had a 4.0 and good extracurric unlike half of the other students
>>214287878word
>>214288196>why is getting a gf from the us easierNo its not. Especially in big citites
>>214288156>Debunk itI go outside, I see it in bars and clubs - i've seen it all my life.
>>214288218my dumbass brother had a 4.0they give out a's like candy in these liberal public schools face it youre a dei conscript probably for pr purposes for the school nobody is impressed by your "extracurric"
>>214288281Okay.Make the new thread then.
>>214288274bluepill nonsense
>>214288251it is for me, im assuming because theres 10x the people
Ayo at the shop, anyone need any Goobers? Maybe some Clarks?
>>214288300new (with dubs)
>>214288281Umm, I went to private school (for free).
>>214288140It’s true he’s right
>>214288309picard’s chipnuts for me, my good fellow
>>214288205Get on OK Cupid and find some 40 year old, she'll suck your dick if you're half decent.
>>214288342lucky you you got the usaid money twicethink im gonna praise you for it?
>>214288423You sound like you're molding, desuI'm sorry no one thought you were worth investing in
https://x.com/PuppiesIover/status/1961122664224788717Its crazy how pitbulls are literally just black people: the dog
