Mate edition
>>214296194neither of these are coherent argumentsfirstly you suppose that because people have had wrong ideas in the past that therefore this idea is wrong, that is utterly meaningless unless you want to claim literally all ideas are wrong (which is self contradictory)secondly plenty of people find the evidence for god compelling so this is just a meaningless assertion from you..
time for a poo
How do I quit heroin, I think I’m fucked
got ramsay on
someone in the skype said this is /brit/ and diego
>>214298648Proves my point but if you think being a hooligan is masculine then i guess we have different ideas of it
I like eating capybara
>>214298682TRU (religion)
>>214298660pounded that arsehole
Got some Kewpie Mayo coming today. Gonna try making one of those Japanese egg sandos aren’t I? x
>>214298699No you dont be quiet
>>214298673whats the high like?
>>214298521>>214298660>firstly you suppose that because people have had wrong ideas in the past that therefore this idea is wrongI'm not saying God is definitely fictional, but I think it's highly likely that God is fictional.>plenty of people find the evidence for god compellingWhich evidence? A book which claims that God is real? Lmao.
All the stories have been toldOf kings and days of oldBut there's no England nowAll the wars that were won and lostSomehow don't seem to matter very much anymore
they could never make me hate diego
>>214298716They’re delicious but make sure you separate the yolks from the eggs first, mash all the Yolks with the mayo and then stir the chopped whites back in. Makes it so much better
>>214298732the raped
>egg mayonnaise sandwich, britain :|>egg mayonnaise sandwich, japan :O
where crodie at?
>>214298763>the chopped whitesBut enough about Rorke and his family
Pushing an entire spiced chorizo up my arse and screaming in ecstasy as it burns my lower intestines
>>214298791
>>214298786Kek this
>>214298732I can’t explain it but it’s heavenly.
my farts are smelling peng this morning
>>214298795SCREAM
well rorke???
>>214298799that crodie?
>>214298680he lifts the head up and scorns at the stretchy cheese inside
>>214298673Prove you actually take it and I’ll help you
>>214298819Looks like a gay teenager
>>214298819vietnam be joking me
>>214298819need these freaks executed before he rapes or kills a kid
Asking the herion dealer how i should use it and if i can buy the paraphernalia with a discount
>>214298820yh
>>214298819With a gyat too
>>214298888
Ah yes, another day listening to the same Spotify playlist on shuffle that I’ve listened to every day for the last 10 years or so and add a song to maybe once every few weeks
Too much whisky last night. Still feeling a bit mongoed now. There is work to be done though
paetongtarn shinawatra sex arse
>>214298876how you know?
>>214298849thats literally never happening
>>214298786SUGOI
>>214298889now check these
>>214298837She is 28 years of age
kek
>>214298880?
>>214298889Heard she called the King a bender
>>214298796good post
>>214298885i dont get how people get hungover. literally never happened to me
>>214298930stigmata
>>214298946You didn't drink enough lad
>>214298884ktim
>>214298930Self harm
the raped being "productive" by sharing his boring little images
>>214298945Wait until I get my hands on a saucisson, gonna be howling profanities in François oui oui!
>>214298892
>>214298974Carving a cross on your arse seems a bit odd desu
wish they could just sort their skin out, all it takes presumably is just a bit of moisturiser each day, else it just ends up looking like a hairy man arse
>>214298980he's genuinely mentally unwell
>>214298953the raped
they done caught leftypops out in the wild
>>214298884I wish I had done thislost so many songs over the years because I never made one big playlist or liked them on youtube
>A female nursery school teacher has been convicted of raping and drowning her partner's four-year-old daughter by sitting on her in the bath. >She developed a romantic relationship with Challita in 2021, and moved in with him and his young daughter.>At an earlier trial, Challita told the court that Hughes had grown jealous of his daughter.>He said: '[She] was jealous about me giving [Nada-Jane] more attention and spending more money on her.'>On the day of the murder, Challita had gone on a job interview, but Hughes seemed angry that he did not give her a goodbye kiss before leaving and suspected him of cheating.>She sent him a chilling text message saying: 'You broke my heart; I'm going to burn yours. How could you do that to me?'grim
>>214298991Cleverly?
Need Emma Watson to cut the cheese in my face.
night
>>214298831Okay here, I uploaded this video for you. I do other stuff too but heroin has seriously ruined my life and I’m trying to kick it. I need to get my life together and I know this is bad for me I’m going to delete this post in 5 mins after you see it anon. I’m paranoid af https://files.catbox.moe/crnujq.mp4
>>214298970really? how much do you need to drink for it to happen cos i've drank a full water bottle of picrel and besides throwing up a little during the night not much else happened
>>214299011What is a labububu anyway
>>214299037the raped
>>214299047
>>214299020Women eh? What are they like
lapoopoo
>>214299020>nursery school teacherwho knows what she did to those kids
>>214299020how does a woman rape?
>>214299072screaming out my arse
the cronem 'boutta rape you
raped by the cronemyou're getting raped by the cronem
>>214299041Are these suppositories?
prime cronem raping hours
>>214299020
>>214299041I thought heroin was brown
>>214299042:/
>>214299117the raped
>>214299020Fucking hell
>>214299080Penetration with a digit counts as rape nowadays
>>214299124golden brown
my sisters are obsessed with labubu and they are older than me lol
>>214299124Texture like sun?
ban plastic
cheer up rorkeypopppppsoh what can it meanto be a sad racist bastard with a shite football teaaaam
the cronem finna rape yo' bitch ass
>>214299101No?>>214299124They’re just in a capsul, it’s not brown “brown” more a yellow + because of the lighting it looks strange
>>214299125what
>>214299151Need a young person to explain it to me. Shame everyone on /brit/ is over 30
>>214299159Heard this on the terraces at Forest Green Rovers
I might be the only hard drug user on brit, I thought you guys were going to help me
>>214298747where is your evidence for thatyou>book claims god is realNOO THATS FALSE>book claims science is realI HECKIN LOVE THAT BOOK
get the melanated women off the train!
>>214299173I’m 20 they are just these weird little doll/toys that have caught on because of social media just like those Stanley cups did
[at rorke fc's ground]do do dofootball in the reichstag!do do dodo do dofootball in the reichstag!do do dodo do dofootball in the reichstag!do do do
>>214299070
>>214299183I might be able to help you out by getting you a job at the Gherkin mopping the decks
>>214299173unironically a chinese psyop
>>214299215He’s one of your ownHe’s one of your owwwwnnnnnTommy RobinsonHe’s one of your own
our new neighbours are English. Mum and dad absolutely raging but when they see them they just smile and wave
[at aldi]you've got a cockyou've got a coooockyou're not a womancos you've got a cock
>>214299188https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_method
you ever watch that telly show about opiate addiction with Michael Keaton and Kaitlyn Dever?'Dopesick' it's called. Very good show, worth pirating and watching, just the one self-contained season.
some of you guys are alright. don't go to hogwarts tomorrow.
don't understand why people become nurses, why would you want to wipe bums for a living
he shagged rupert lowehe shagged rupert lowweeejimmy savilehe shagged rupert lowe
>>214299206Thanks pal *hands you a werthers original *
wonder what happened to off to bed lad. did he go to bed and never woke up?
nth for the baddiedem
don’t understand why people become bin men, why would you want to empty bins for a living
>>214299272prejudiced shitswhere is this so I can put salt in your garden?
>>214299278how are you this bad at arguinghow are you incapable of formulating a single valid argument let alone an actually sound one
1896 tinder
Okay going to shoot up 1 last time and I’m done for good. I’ll try I to record for you guys
>>214299318cymru
>>214299323i accept your concession on his behalf
I find Charli XCX so cringey. She’s a chopped middle class British Indian woman in her 40s and her gimmick is “btw i take cocaine hehe ;^)”
>>214299334Kek she basically said no browns, but blacks and Germanics can fuck. Pretty much the same as today
>>214299341Make sure to sleep on your side I don’t want you choking on your own sick baby x
>>214299272Sound like theyre dishonest people
>>214299348
>>214299354>middle classShe's from money, privately educated
>>214298721
rooorrrke rorkewherever you may be you still get zero pussycould be worse, could be transgrooming children on 4chan
>>214299375I would disagree with that
these days
>>214299296pretty well paid and respected job (for a woman) tbfDo you think a lot of nurses cheat on their boyfriends / husbands with male doctors? I think so.
why does rorke hate gorgeous transwomen?
i would never have sex with a vaccinated girl
>>214299393
>>214299381>She's from money, privately educatedLOL! you don't know what middle class means
*directed at leftypol fc’s trans manager*You’re not fitYou’re not fitYou’re not to wear a skirt
>>214299346most literate atheist
>>214299422you shouldn't be having sex with any girls nonce
>>214299354don't really know anything about her but she seems like a dirty slut
[chant towards rorke fc capo 'nazimong' (formally commiemong)]:does your carer know you're heredoes your carerdoes your carerdoes your carer know you're here
>>214299384lee's eating good tonight fumbs up and night night ziggeh
>>214299368She didn't mention blacks same as she didn't mention Vietnamese or Japanese but your head went straight there anyway
>>214299441most conceded seether
Came a long way from trappin' in the rain My chicks a side bitch 'cause I'm married to the game, uhMe and Budz in Dubai on a jetskiSold so much coke like I'm rivals with Pepsi
>>214299442love girls meespecially with nice tight fannies
>>214299439you fucked it up
>>214299426Middle class people don't send their kids to £10,000/term public schools
>>214299410When would they have time? A ward full of females gossiping like harpies all t he time? And a lot of jealousy and uglieness its probably a lot rarer than you think. Doctors and other doctors? Now thats a different matter
>>214299477??my uncle did
all the middle class poshos coming out their hole to try and act like they didn’t grow up rich ahaha fuck off
>>214299492the only thing your uncle did was your arse
Having a poo
>>214299477Not all private schools cost £10000 a term.Mine was like 3k
christianity is made up nonsense
>>214299477public schools are freebut my private school cost $70k per annum
>>214299477if you're not actually blue blooded landed aristocracy you're not upper class
>>214299514>public schools are freeWhy are you, a yank, trying to correct me on my use of the term public schools
>>214299511hs?
>>214299514>public schools are freeFOY
>>214299514>public schools are freeidiot yank
>>214299514look at the stupid yank and despair
TIL there was a pharaoh in ancient Egypt named Pu.
They just started, I was shipping packs time agoTrading flavours with all the growers outside my show, uhThis ain't happened cause of luckFuck your little chain, I spend that shit at Hakkasan on duck
jesus isn't real
>>214299514this post is not about british cultureIn fact, it is 'off-topic'
>>214299488In the on-call room at night.A nurse has more reason to shag a doctor (than inter doctor shagging) due to the status difference.
just for saying you're english
>>214299544built like me and I'm a balding 30 year old incel
I got packs on the trollyThis rap shit's a hobby I got hitters but I'll still catch me a bodyThe streets know me for getting PMy daughter had her first Rollie when she was 3
>>214299593give us a twirl
*at their new 6’4 coal black Congan striker who’s just scored a brace*>my wife’s in his bed>my wife’s in his beeeeeeed>Gnunga Ngagwana>my wife’s in his bed!
>>214299582arrested? just for saying you're english?
Fuck touristsGo home
[to former leftypol fc player russell brand]oh russell brand's a wankerhe wears a wanker's hatand when he done some rapinghe said i fancy that he left and signed for rorke fcthey signed him cause he's whitenow he's a schizophrenic and his channel's fucking shite
>>214299535>>214299527what you're referring to is known as a private school
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RORKE?>VIRGIN!WHAT DO YOU THINK OF VIRGINS?>RORKE!THANK YOU!>THAT'S ALRIGHTWE HATE RORKE OH WE HATE RORKE OH WE HATE RORKE OH WE HATE RORKE OH
When is the last time you cried? What caused it? >meLike 14 months ago, sleep deprivation and frustration
>>214299609Rolex mentioned.
>>214299653SCREM
>>214299639you seem like you're being a bit disrespectful of other cultures
rorke never hearing any of these as he doesn't watch football
>>214299639public school and private school means the same thing in english
>>214299657Go on then let’s see it
>>214299654Funeral of a friend 2years ago
i believe the yank is baiting
rorke loves the men kicking the ball what you on about?
>>214299653
>>214299639yeah like how everything is free in a public shop and public theme parks are always free to get in
took the baldpill
>>214299672it's a kaytimmers from me
>>214299682good band that
Just found out the girl i was sleeping with is back with her bf (who she cheated on with me)
>>214299672Leftypol famously loves football but doesnt go to matches because hes scared
Directed at leftypol fc’s new Palestinian full back>he’s coming for you>He’s coming for youuuuu>Bibi Netanyahu>He’s coming for you
>>214299696why not take the Chad Embrace pill?
one day I swear it’s gonna happenOne day
My internet is going slow today. I must be getting monitored by someone somewhere
>>214299732now that i've got the hairline part sorted out, next step is getting trim and stylish
>>214299739reverse pov?
>>214299654about 2 years ago when the song "the reason" by hoobastank played in the closing credits of the first episode of the netflix programme "beef". can't explain why.
>>214299682Why did he pass?
>>214299681
> Human rights, I maintain, are mythical. This might mean many things -- one scholar compiled a list of over 50 definitions of myth. In many definitions, myths are a kind of story. That is true of the original meaning, but I will depart from it. I would distinguish “myth” (beliefs) from “mythology” or legends (stories). I will instead combine two other attributes drawn from different scholarly traditions. To say that something is mythical is, for me, to say two things. The first thing is that myths like human rights are beliefs which aren’t statements of fact. Myths are believed in by some, or they used to be believed in, but they were never true in the ordinary ways in which statements are true.
>>214299739Royal Navy shooting on migrant boats? I reckon the country's gonna implode if that starts. Leftypops won't be having any of it
*directed at nobody in particular during a boring 0-0 draw*>Let’s pretend>Let’s pretend>Let’s pretend that Corbyn won*whole crowd erupts into cheers and applause*
>>214299681>>214299775
>>214299775New you wouldn’t do it
>>214299788Leftypol FC squad would be 100% migrant only
>>214299775why did you get a rolex instead of a pp or something else?
>>214299188The difference between claims in science books, and claims in the Bible, is that claims in science books can be PROVEN.Let's say a science book says "a boat sailing on hydrofoils is faster than an equivalent boat sailing without hydrofoils, because the hydrofoils allow the boat to escape drag from the water, which would reduce velocity". That's something you can test. Get two identical boats, except that one has hydrofoils. Race them in identical conditions. The one that sails on hydrofoils should be faster.
>>214299767Genuinely have had a hairline like this since i was born. My norwood 0 is worse than others norwood 3
Love this photo.
am rorke…
>>214299797Some big chunguses there
>>214299797>>214299775prefer smart watches myself
>>214299843def need a bigger arse to pull this off
it’s inevitable Only a matter of time
Discord takes a really long time to load and I don't know why, is it loading up all the spying stuff?
>>214299843this is the appropriate arse size, firm and plump
>>214299843Reckon this is a russian
>>214299864I prefer the art deco rectangular ones myself
>>214299814all of western society has been based on the values and teachings of christianity for 2000 yearsyou are culturally a christian whether you like it or not
>>214299804>New
>>214299864nice collectionhere's mine
>>214299831decent fizeek for a man his agelooks to be the result of the "pushups and nothing else" workout, which is what boomers were working with in terms of fitness information so that's fair
Just me and toillass in the office todayNice to know they don't think I'm a rapist or anything
storythemes.txt is growing by the minute x
got my bandage changed in the policlinic and now I feel like it hurts more
>>214299888I speak 3 languages faggot
>>214299901Good. Now rape her
look at my watchesI pay money to collect themthey keep making more
>>214299919Clearly English isn't one of them lmao
Sabrina commented this on this Chappell Roan photo xx
>>214299797top right with the big middle finger is kind of hot
>>214299916love doing your utterly inane blogposts to us don't you
*mogs your rolex*
>>214299935Then how I am speaking to you?
Watch-wise I'm happy with a simple Swatch watch, I was born middle-class so I have no desire to show off
>>214299950You have no ambition to achieve greatness. Just happy living your soft cookie cutter life cute
>>214299937shes ugly fat and looks jewy
You lot know your phone tells the time, right?
did you ever see guillermo del toro's cabinet of curiosities? i liked the one with the alien parasite
>>214299950This will trigger americans, council estate runts and browns
I am also middle class (household income $140k) but just don't wear a watch. I have my phone, why do I need a watch?
>>214299944If you pull up to the date with one of these her vag is gonna be like the Gobi desert
>>214299950for me it’s a simple casio, don’t need anything else
just learned that sabrina carpets and chappie roan are different people
>>214299987to tell the time?
>>214299987To stunt on these hoes
they call her "Kemikaze"
buying nudie postcards
>>214300011>it's another episode of rorke thinks being completely ignorant of the world around him is cool
>>214300014my phone has a clock>>214300023sounds like something the newvo rich would do
We sent back all the migrantsWere never gonna stopRubber boats and dinghiesWe sank the fucking lotPakis, wogs and ArabsAnd Eritreans tooWe are fascist bastardsAnd we’ll deport you tooAllez allez allezAllez Allez Allez
americans aren't middle class they're all working class, they have no connection to aristocracy or good breeding or land or culture
only started wearing a watch when someone gave me one as a giftdidnt see the point otherwise
keir starmerhe's jailed rorke's nan
>>214299981Yes but pulling your phone out of your pocket like a mong? That's mong behaviour
>>214300052scream
>>214299900He was around 27 there I think
>>214299814all you've done is made an unproven assertion about epistemologywhat is meant to be your "point"
>>214300048yeah but I can check the time without taking my phone out of my pocket
>>214300042I don't think it's cool and I'm actually very woke
>No, noooooooo, you must know the latest Yanks making pop songs for teenage girls because...because you just have to, OK?!
>>214300052pooting gayishly to this
HE'S JAILED RORKE'S NANHE'S JAILED ROKE'S NAAAAANNNNN
>>214299981Yes you make minimum wage we get it
>>214300052HOWLING
Lucky for us Halloween is on Friday this year So /brit/ legend Diego will help us nervous nellies get through it I'm already losing sleep panicking over it
Sir Jewish Wife
for me it's that little sex kitten olivia rodrigo
>>214300086"Hey siri what time is it"
>>214300079ah right I thought he was a 40-something year old man
>>214300119haha good point
>>214300118why can’t we have actually good looking pop-stars anymore?
>>214300118love the crazy world of arthur brown
Rorke microwaving his tuna pasta bake ready meal and licking his lips like in a cartoon
>>214299981I don't like accurate time though, I like time which is incorrect by a variable factor. That's why I wear a wristwatch.
>>214300134which would be incredibly rude during a conversation
>>214300128She looks like a child
Time doesn't exist, it's a complete fabrication. You can't see time, can you
>>214300128
I am the Sun and the air And the shyness that is criminally vulgar
>>214300147LOL
>>214300128remember when she first rose in the scene and rorke had a mental breakdown about it because the whole album was about the teenage love that he missed on?
>>214300157she's a sex kitten not a sex cat
>>214300149No less rude than looking at your watch mid conversation
>>214300164atheists dumbfounded
>>214300148ummm actually due to the nature of spacetime all time is fundamentally unknowable and our predictions are always off by random quantum amounts soooooooo.............
Me? Carry around a torch, a Polaroid camera and an iPod at all times.
>>214300186NEEEERRRDDD
>>214300052Good chant
Leftypol seeing his new neighbours are migrants and hiding in his room but telling his reddit sub hes made friends with them
>>214300164>Time doesn't exist, it's a complete fabrication. You can't see time, can youDon't start this, next it'll be God then Diego's all riled up. Leave it. Everything we says is real is real and that's it.
>>214300166Need the Starmtroopers to forcefully remove her pants
>>214300164time is another one of those things that commonly is understood but philosophically is unbeliveably complicated and hard to graspthe simplest answer is probably that be so states of contradiction within nature that can ONLY be made coherent but supposing a sustained identity for example a ball moves from one spot to another, or that a fruit changes colourbut obviously this is just an assumption there is no deductive proof that it isn't just objects going in and out of existence sponatenously instead of "moving through time"
>>214300187I bought a polaroid camera but it only works at extreme latitudes
>>214300186dont get what this means
>>214300227>>214300227>>214300227
>>214300208Whoops too late haha Diegs has started
>>214300212hs (have sex)
>>214300225that's ok I made it up
>>214300172Normalfaggots be like>teenage love is overrated, you didn't miss out on anything >that's why we wrote gazillion songs about it, made thousands of movies about it, centred our whole life around it and talk about it incessantly
Nige Farage FarageHe’s big and he’s fucking hardHe kicked Starmer up the arseNige Farage Farage
>>214300212not really hard to understandtime is movement, simply put
just seen a downie walking along
>>214300208>>214300212
>>214300175much more rude!you can check your watch subtly but announcing "hey siri, what time is it?" would be like turning around to the nearest person and moaning about how boring your conversation is
>>214300269clearly incorrectyou dont have to "move" to exist in time
>>214300312Earth's moving dickhead Do you think it stays still LMAO!
>>214300312whatever you said, the opposite
yeah that brazilian posted the new btw
>>214300342there is no a priori reason to think that sponteanous existence is impossible which would not contain any movementthere is no a priori reason to think that something that is in existing for a period of time has to move spatially for time to elapse finally on current speculation it is possible there was a "non movement" in the the pre bigbang momentand finally because this is actually kinda tangentially related to an actually semi famous paper https://erraticwisdom.com/files/time_without_change.pdf
>>214300462>there is no a priori reason to think that sponteanous [sic] existence is impossible don't need god for a universe then
>>214300773most people woudl agree that a priori (usually called ontological proofs) of god do not work
