TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF SPENDING €13,224.00 ON A LOVELY FUCKING MAC STUDIO FOR AI GFBERG IS A GOOD IDEA edish
>>214317640no one even likes you
Why is 'canslad' lying about being a sysadmin
>>214317676YOUR FUCKING MUM LIKES ME WHEN I SHOVE CANS UP HER FUCKING FANNY YOU UTTER FUCKING MONG, lad.Not sure why I was so excited to say that
sud niggerican is jewish so this is the thread
>>214317632no she’s my sister im not shagging my sister because shes rorkette
>>214317700reddit
big spider just crawled under the display cabinet
>>214317700kill yourself
Catberg asleep on the jobDearie meWhat has the world come to
>>214317708I'd pump her arse.
>>214317494nearly shagged one. said she thought we should bomb the entire middle east
I'm drunk but I don't feel better than I do when I'm sober. I just don't have any depressing thoughts, that's it
>>214317737pet him right now rorke
How tall are you?
>>214317750First time being drunk?Stick on some music
the lads
>>214317750alcohol is jewish poison
anime
>>214317740shes a virgin and never had a bf dont think she’d like that
>>214317750ktimexcept i dont think i have any crisps or enough booze to get me through the night so might need to do a stumble to tescorefuse to support paki delivery services you see
just need dinner nowhurry your fat bum up mumberg you spent old cow
The flags look like shitTacky as fuck
>>214317708Get it done ffs
It's kicking offIT'S KICKING OFF
genuinely hope russia dEStroYS GayRoPE like faggot nazis fantasise about
do you think theres incel spiders who refuse to leave their mums web
remember when rorke thought this bloke was going to force him to eat bugs
>The flags look like shit>Tacky as fuck
>>214317737he waiting to come insidelet him inside
injecting poo directly into my eyes
remember when seasidemark wiped his arse on hotel towels lol
>>214317872He has a catflapHe can use it
got ghosted
>>214317791I'm doing it anyway.
>>214317811what flags
>>214317801based, get the crisps in
Yeah mate splashing paint all over the walls in town looks fantastic just like the old days quaint picturesque Britain
might go to fucking shanghai
Plaza de la Virgen, Valencia, Spain, 1920 and 2025
the raped is here
>>214317925get it bombed
>>214317850there's a spider that lives in my bathroom that I'm pretty sure has never shagged
in a fucking steamy mood yeah
>>214317923u wouldn't fuckin dare
>>214317925Get some paint splashed on them
>>214317858Have you seen the price of steak recently? The wheels are in motion, Steven
I'm feeling moist I'm feeling nonceyI'm feeling ZESTY
>yet another job rejection today. on the dole 15 years now>mum sees i'm upset and tells me not to worry, she'll make my favourite tea tonight to cheer me up - chicken kyivs with chips and beans>sit down to eat and realise immediately she's bought asda's own brand beans even though she knows i only eat heinz>blazing row over beans flares up, end up flinging my plate at the wall>mum runs off sobbing and saying she doesn't know what's wrong with me>run off up to my room on all fours and slam the door as loudly as i can>creep downstairs later on to get snacks because i'm starving>overhear mum on the phone to her friend talking about how she raised a failure of a man
>>214317992>I'm feeling noncey>I'm feeling ZESTYNo equivalency really is there
>>214317887
The actress Selma Blair is now 53 years old, what the fuck
what colour should i paint my room seen some saturated dark coloured rooms and they look pretty classy
>>214317999Kek
>>214318012eltons been at it again
>>214318031tony blair's daughter
>>214318012a kebab stained whitea popular 70s music star
>>214318031insane how time passes
>>214318031time be like moving and shit
>>214318012yes yes elton john and all thatfuck off
>>214318033pink check em
This is YOUR Friday night!
>>214317925Oh no ur ass is not posting VALENCIA as some shining example of preservation and traditionThat shithole is dirtier than a prozzer's muff and packed full of sudacas and Moroccans
>>214318033paint it purple brown like a throbbing bbc
Oh my word I've just reached season 10 of the Simpsons and it's so bad. I should have stopped at 8
>>214318012>taking a picture of the food youve eaten half of
dont know what to do with myself
>>214318031tony blairs bird
trying to drink more alcohol but my stomach hurts
>>214318090i watch up until the movieand then that was the end of the simpsons and it didnt go on for another 20 seasons
>>214317899thing is she’s not even ugly at all she could be a stacey if she tried but shes always been wired weird just didnt think she’d grow up to have king dedede as one of her dream men
>>214318068it's two photos of some buildings 100 years aparta curiosity
>>214318092the raped
trvke
>>214318058>>214318062She was 26 years old when Cruel Intentions was filmed, and she looked about 18. That's why I'm surprised, I thought she'd be in her early to mid forties.
psytrane gf
>>214318112i need her
got bannedened from /lgbt/
>>214318102drink more mate it makes the pain go away
LADS I HAVE A FUCKING AMAZING IDEA FOR THIS MAC I MIGHT BUYWhat if I made a video of Ruby Granger having the cans?Also are we all on the cans or is Canslad just drinking them faster than usual>>214318102GET THE FUCKING CNAS IN YOUR LAD WAHEEEYYYY>>214318090It has the episode where Ned has the wine tho, lad
might stay up really late tonight
Ok, so I think they should _ _ _ _ _ _ _ to the hotel
>>214318112I shagged her behind a londis once
any TUTUTUDOODOO niggas in if you know then you know
>>214318139did quite a few wankeroos to that lezzer kiss as a developing coomer
i'm nowhere near as chilled as you need me to be
>>214318170shag?
>>214318170biden blast
did I ask though
Rorke embarrasses me
>>214318196She was 5 years older than Sarah Michelle Gellar in that scene, mad
on the last of my PISSmight need to go to the PISS SHOP
>>214318243will you be taking the piss?
>>214318233>>214318206rorke reads these posts you knowjust fucking lay off him
Rorkes "girlfriend"?
>>214318233piss off sambo
>>214318243banned from my local piss shop so might be using a secondary piss shop later, will see how it goes
>ywn get drunk in the holy land with your white european brothers on crusadeswhy even live
Did a wank earlier and some spunk landed on my face
rorke?yeah I raped him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKVj__cSkswe need jungle i'm afraid
>>214318284what do you want to know about ting-tong?
still screaming at him being 0:02 seconds into his audiobook when he was "reading"
>>214318118Amish are just another cult imo
>>214318292KtimOne time it was angled a bit wrong and went so far that it ended up in my hairA bit grim
getting pissed up with the piss shop boys
>>214318287When you had us herd two and a half thousand Muslim men, women, and children together; the young woman at my feet, with her hands bound, she looked up at me. There wasn't fear in her eyes, there wasn't anger. There was only pity. She knew that when you gave the order, and our blades would descend upon their heads, that in that moment: we would be godless. All of us. Godless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgzV340vqxU
>>214318350love love LOVE their hit - west end pints
(8) only once the drugs are donedo i feel like dyingi feel like dying (8)
>>214318153Mate, pop your weak as fuck gimmicks in the bin and pipe down
Anyone remember that guy who posted his takeaways and then got doxxed because he forgot to edit out the receipt in one of them? I forgot his name but he was here in 2022 I think
>>214318350you were always on my pint
>>214318396foodmichael? i remember him
>>214318396scraniel beddingfordsad story behind that guybut he was an utter runt and very boringstill sad what happenedto him
>>214318292used to like giving myself self facials or trying to coom in my mouth desu but lost some flexibility
>>214318396are dinnerdan
Lads talk me out of the mac It's really fucking tempting>>214318378Have a fucking lad, can
Elon Musk will save usRupert Lowe will save usBen Habib will save us
>>214318396gorge michael he was a good lad
>>214318118historically, parochial and provincial communities are breeding grounds of great men who deal out destruction to Higher Civilisations
Stop talking about rorke
>>214318423Yes his name was SCRANIEL
treat em mean keep em keendon't say i sdidndt warn yueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mad that vikings were around after the romans
raping rorke to make his friday night less lonely
>>214317700I swear to God Canslad you get more and more cringe with each passing weekAnd if you're really spending that amount of cash on one single computer you are an absolute fucking moron. Give all that cash to me instead, I can make much better use of it than you can.You are not one of the lads, despite insisting that you are over and over again
been putting it off for ages but have to go see dadberg and his insufferable partner tomorrow for dinner
>>214318438They have the potential to produce great men but they have no wish to
>>214318285the raped
>>214318446forsooth, upon mine eyes, there is rorke
>>214318424
>>214318492I never said I was one of the lads, ladI am one of the cans
rorke rorkeing about as if he owns the rorkeing place
gfberge needing shagged (on the morrow) (pronto stylie)
>>214318396Hope he's doing ok and realised there's more to life than blowing your inheritance on shit, overpriced takeaways every night.
Blonde birds with their hair in a braid... vgh.... activeee.....
My gf is watching Buying London. It is the most boring, vapid, narcissistic shite I've seen on TV in a long time.
>>214318496Partner can only mean one thing...
times up rorke
right i am leaving to tesco to return with a fresh bottle of gin and snacksany suggestions?
a recent picture of ol' cansmong
>>214318531Bet you watch footy
>>214318551yeah m8 get some gin and snacks
gfberg needs shagging tbqhwy
>>214318415goes to show you how much of non sport cricket is
was going to post a song but dont want to be doxed cos i talk about htis song all the time atm irl haha#nodoxingfordiego
rorke telling me to rape him slower because he can't hear his roman history podcast
>>214318531ever shag her up the arse?
>>214318492>And if you're really spending that amount of cash on one single computer you are an absolute fucking moron.he's obviously not going to, he's just bragging about how much money he makes or at least pretends to make with his pretend sysadmin job
Mad how Asylum Seekers can get vouchers for e-bikes and that's not even a joke, you can look it up
>>214318415porkistan
>>214318496How long has your Dad been a bender for?>>214318555Hardly ever these days, the game is boring to watch now
>>214318531>should've watched Barry LyndonWAHEYYYYY
>>214318551hendrickstesco finest beef and horseradish crispssensations mexican chilli peanutsscotch eggs
>>214318551Yes, lad.WAHEEYYYYYGet a scotch egg if they have some
>>214317640
>>214318585Yeah a few times, but the last time I did it too vigorously and it's put her off doing it again. Her bum was aching for several days.
>>214318601they were hiring for an arts and crafts tutor for the bastards until they got found outwe're being taken for a fucking joke, with extreme regret, i think we're heading towards a violence that shouldn't have been necessary
fucking hell who is not being boring tonighthomealone i summon you once again
these blackberries from m&s taste like arseholedont know where the hell they get them fromfucking disgrace
>>214318601those takeaways won't deliver themselves
just pooed out a basket of fruit
Wish the black and tans would come out and fight me like a man
stop making fun of rorke!!!
>>214318690>not just picking your own blackberries from the local woodlandLazy bastard
>>214318650Scranning this
>>214318715you are so thick it's unreal
>>214318683sorry mate, im out at tiger tiger tonightgot this annoying bird coming onto me, ffssee you lads next week, yeah?
>>214318723probably covered in dog piss and 5G woke nonsense and all sorts
>>214318690love me some blackberries
>>214318665Based Labour accelerationists
cashapp me money now
Elon Musk is pushing Steve Laws now ladsYuge
Uhh, I like your areolas, baby(Hands off buster, what the fuck was that?)Uhh I'm sorry! I'm sorry!(What the fuck are you doing, man?)
>>214318763
>>214318753BASED
>>214318757Number one, the line must go upNumber two, the line must go up
raspberries are superior anyway
been watching eps of IT Crowd, Peep Show, Father Ted & The Inbetweeners the past few days/weeksI forgot that sitcoms used to make you laugh literally every 10 secondsFor any show made in the 2020s, if I laugh twice in 20 mins I consider it a success.Why's comedy gone so downhill? Mental init aye?
about to be high as a mf
>>214318796the raspberries taste finei wasnt complaining about those so fuck off
>>214318760Fucking mental how American banking is so dogshit you need 3rd party apps to send money to your mates.Most people have to pay rent by cheque in the post (and there's a fee for doing so)
>>214318763fuck me we just fought off sharia lawsnow they're getting steve laws in
Grox's view on free rail travel:>A hypothetical £50bn annual investment in UK rail (for free access and expansion) could deliver strong net benefits—economic growth (£20-30bn GDP uplift), 100k+ jobs, cultural connectivity, and long-term sustainability—if efficiently managed and funded without deficits. It aligns with nationalism via self-reliance, but success hinges on execution. Worth exploring.Got to say, I'm impressed
Jesus is the bread
>>214318805>comedy from the 2000s and 2010sits like a different country
>>214318790Pensioners need their triple lock Nick, 30, now back to work and make sure your rent is on time
>Grox
>>214318723Blackberries ripened very early (June/July) this year, any left in the woods now aren't going to be good, full of fruit fly eggs and all nasty shit like that.
>>214318809>White Hall (2020, 94.17%)
>>214318816someone's pissy tonight
i run this thread nigguh
>>214318665really doubt we’re going to see the great bazza vs migrants and asylum seeker warmost people don’t even know that legal migration makes up the majority of it ffs
>>214318847Oh yeah I knew that sounded weird. Got me thinking about Spore. I mean Grok
>>214318805Dogshit like Father Ted and IT Crowd have laugh tracks so you know when to laughTruly awful shit
And the latest update from spaino?
yes post the ai slop how droll
>>214318846>me to all the """""""disabled""""" pip claimants and retirees bumming off a basic existence
>>214318805due to the bloody wokeists
>>214318865you couldn't run a bath
>>214318882>t.ranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrMwgTc69y4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrMwgTc69y4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrMwgTc69y4>>214318748think it's closed now la
Come on don your doggy collarBet your bottom dollarCome on take your bra and panties offYeah, juicy Belladonna
>>214318880but also nobody cares about what you copied and pasted from a clanker
Very funny that Elon Musk created Grok as his baby that would confirm his rorke views and it just BTFOs him every time
Japan has fallen
Nederdraad says Ziedbelg has a cute black boyfriend now and that's why doesn't post anymore
>>214318864im on the booze so fuck OFFyou fucking CUNT pissing tongiht my RAES arAES
>>214318909no mate it's just unfunny reddit shit and it's very funny to watch Lineham's life crumble before him. FUck trannoids
>>214318882YWNBAW
https://soundcloud.com/ayowitty/dotsong-w-buniihttps://soundcloud.com/ayowitty/dotsong-w-buniihttps://soundcloud.com/ayowitty/dotsong-w-bunii
>>214318922Do you disagree with the assessment?
>>214318805all jokes have to be sanitised these days you can't risk offending anybody
>>214318898Me to the dole-dossing spacker class and pensioners when the IMF bailout comes on the condition that we gut bennies and the triple lock
>>214318805ricky gervais xfm is the only thing that can get a smirk out of me let alone a giggle nowadays
>>214318991and to exacerbate things, those that DARE to go against the grain are the most unfunny cunts alive (a-la Rogan, et al). They think by daring to be non-PC they automatically get the funny badge.
>Do you disagree with the assessment?
>>214319001>Me to the dole-dossing spacker class and pensioners when the IMF bailout comes on the condition that we gut bennies and the triple lock
Drove past the house where they filmed peep show the other day and had a wave of late 2000s nostalgia
>>214319024fucking SCRTEMAIGN
>>214318936good gief
>>214319024SIR BILI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37l6C7UB5whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37l6C7UB5whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37l6C7UB5wmad hwo this song as true
>>214319002WHERE'S MY 50P KARL?
sir andrew neiil talkign abot BIOMAss on twieterr.com
>>214319024i also clocked him just from that reply lol
>gief
>>214319059Can't click that, sorry. Listening to Love Song for a Vampire and don't want to interrupt Annie.
>>214319082Kys
>Tax Class: Disabled
>>214319106no fucking peters are allowed
>>214319076merchant on an absolute mad one. never knew he had it in him
Gfberg is in another country and I can't see her for four months Don't think I can do four months without a shagAny advice?
>>214319082Time to have a meltdown?Why don't you just try posting normally?
Sorry but who tf signed off on India and Pakistan having nukes?
>>214319076kek love cheeky freak of rhe week and the one when karl throws up on christmas because his dad didn’t get the right part
>>214319029>mfw millions die as a result of the NHS crumbling only to be replaced with a more effective and efficient insurance-based healthcare model
diego on the fuckign BOOZe again
>>214319082he must have been peekin his mum while the cronem visit
Utter freaks watching telly with the big light on
>>214319159UM x
DTFIC’s descent deeper and deeper into mental illness is one of the funniest slow burn things I’ve ever witnessed on this site, looking forward to seeing how it develops!
>>214319182not much tonite tbfwas on the lash till like 1am yesterday and on it again tomororw haha daydrtinker me
>>214319076Suddenly... this tricycle...
>>214319171Chinese
>>214319195Yeah mental how innit
>>214319054>>214319024Roar
>>214319187not me. comfy side light with a nice hue bulb for added mood
>>214319141Heard The Gambia is nice this time of year at least...
>>214319205see you at unfold on sunday morn mate x
so it begins
>>214319253was last weekend mate you missed it xtbf vibes were off they need to be stricter on the door
rorke wearing the amazon basics clothes his mother bought him
Right so that's the bed made then. Get yourself bloody tucked in Rorke
Mad how the NHS is the envy of the world which is why no other country has even come close to replicating it. Must be paralysed with jealousy
Could be worseHe could be posting the dragons
No mice though ok? :)
the family guy when stewie impregnates himself with brians babies
>>214319293
leftypol peering into rorke's room only to find him asleep, out coldleftypol then tiptoes into his room to turn the nightlight off without waking rorke uplittle did he know... rorke was awake under the covers this WHOLE TIME!
>>214319272gorr keen on this latergota do some chores before bed tho haha ffs
The migrant hotel protests are intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
Rorke meditating and realising that racism and hate leads nowhere. He messages Leftypol on Grindr because he wants to catch up, speak about how he's drifted away but now he wants to return to his old peaceful and loving ways, and then go back to Leftypol's flat for anal sex
INFOWARS.COM
>>214319328Not happening though is it and asylum seekers aren’t the ones accelerating demographic replacement
>Americans get Monday off from toilhow is that fairHOW is that fair
no infowarsno miceno pokemon gono chemistryno dragonsno family guy
OK TRANSPHOBES YOU WIN ALRIGHT!
>>214319262thought tehy only let the gays and you know whats in
>>214318936Indians are a bioweapon and the Great Filter
Right well the washing machine has been switched on for 45 mins. Neighbours don't like it? I don't bloody care, it's Friday night
mousey was a modern day renaissance man
GET the dragon-mouse-peter-pony postedNOW
>>214319360>juneteenth
I dont care if whygena is doing MLP now. I am not a part of it. its just a random guy and I wont ever be able to get him
>>214319353Thing is in Britain we generally believe in the rule of fair play which is why it's a smack in the face that people arrive on a boat after being denied asylum in multiple other countries and get immediately given a nice room, free food, clothing, private healthcare and so on at tremendous cost to the taxpayer
>>214319330oxford bender pulling his todger aggressively to this fantasy
i’d like joe swanson to be my neighbour
gf cooking for ME
>>214319400fucking hell they're absolute fucking mongs lol
>>214319360nigger day is not a real holiday
>>214319406noo saar the illegal muslims are the bad ones
tfw you're at dekmantel and avalon emerson plays thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRr4cjjUTpkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRr4cjjUTpkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRr4cjjUTpkhgappiness = 0>>214319378if only they let in anyone off the street
>>214319360>washington's birthday>MLK jr day>juneteenthwhy do they get three holidays
>>214319432>>214319432>>214319432
Constructing the characters for my epic novel-in-the-making :) . The main character is a schizo who has two separate minds
>>214319360They spelled 'Labour' wrong there, Keir won't be happy
>>214319400always thought it's junetenth and it's celebrated on june 10
>>214319469ktim
