I had a funny joke idea for the edition but I forgot what it was edition previous: >>214319675
>>214326129FIRST
>>214326129SECOND
>>214326129real prev: >>214326116
I raped the first 3 posters in this thread
I got raped by the 4th poster of this thread but I liked it.
>>214327650I had consensual sex with your mother
This thread is brought to you by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's: it didn't happen, but it should have.
>pretzel in op>first posts are by germanons
>>214327675Barq's
>>214327689They sell salty and sweet brezels in my country but I prefer the saly ones.
the current leader is not currently alive anymoreexpect this to gain more traction over the weekend
>>214327722which one is saltier her feet after walking for 20 miles or the bretzel?
>>214327728Your meds, good sir
76561199680476990
>>214327690this
genuinely hate footfags
>>214327728what the dog doin
>>214327738i dont want it to be true
What’s a good horror movie to watch?
>>214327757
>>214327757Suspiria (1977)
>“Who are you? And what has happened here?” the sorcerer asked.> >>At first, the warrior was too amazed to reply, but eventually she managed to recount what she knew of the story.> >>The sorcerer looked at the warrior even more warmly, once she had heard all, and knew what she owed to the warrior’s bravery. “You have restored my life,” she said. “How may I ever repay you?”> >>“I want nothing in reward,” the warrior replied.> >>“I cannot let you go empty-handed. But name your desire.”> >>The warrior looked into the sorcerer’s eyes, and said, “In that case, to name my desire. I took one kiss from your lips, when they were stone. To take another when they are warm flesh, I would count myself paid in full.”> >>“That you shall surely have and more,” said the sorcerer.> >>Then she took the warrior in her arms and kissed her soundly. And with the touching of their lips, their hearts were joined in such a love that would never fade, as long as they both might live.
The USA should stop existing. It’s a liability. All true Yankees admit.
>>214327733The bretzel but the feet would be more cheesy like.
>>214327757I like horror movies with less jump scares >Jacobs ladder >The vvitch >Blair witch project My favorites
>>214327792mother!
jeets are now flooding Australia after we patched the loop hole
>>214327806yes we totally patched it no more jeets here for sure yay problem solved
>>214327757depends on what you want out of it schlock to have a fun time with or something to immerse yourself in and be scared by?
>>214327801This movie is awful, and I'm normally a fan of Aronofsky
>>214327801I'm your father actually
>>214327792jacob's ladder is so fucking good
>>214327806the hotfix came through
Im thinking anime
>>214327820IT'S MY FAVORITE SPOOKY MOVIE
i want to go see Caught Stealing
>>214327836
I live unsnide a sneedbruger and cheese bintertang dream! :D
>>214327818>schlock to have a fun time with or something to immerse yourself in and be scared by?He can watch pic-related if he wants both in the same movie
Would be cool if Indians would flood the countries of other BRICS members instead of Western countries.
don't EVER let me catch you posting anime on 4chan
>>214327844I'm glad you like it, but I can't stand movies that are overly metaphorical
My favourite Western authors are all English women.
>>214327818Tonight just something fun (I’m leaning towards Piranha 2010) but I keep a list of all the responses I get so I can watch them later.
Whoa nigga I’m so tired. I want to sleep. I want to sleep sooooo bad!
>>214327866are the Brontë sisters your favorite authors
>>214327806We didn't patch anything. Liberals just lied and are slow to release the stats.
>>214327866Did you read Jane Austin Jason
>>214327817we are back baby! the future is bright!
Alriiiiiiiiiight, you've selected Alternative Fellatio. The question is for five hundred dollars: These individuals are known to commonly tongue the anus.
alright, time to hit the bar
itll actually be crazy if they announce hes gone on a 3 day weekend
>>214327910The fuck are you talking about
>>214327909Is it going to hurt?
>>214327852One of my all time favourites
>>214327907what is your mom, alex?
>>214327866There are way way way way too many women writing fantasy these days, 99% of western fantasy books that you see in the top sellers or on bookstore shelves are women and I can't relate to their stories
I thought Americans paid tariffs o algo
>>214327913
They were no longer little girls, they were little women
>>214327907>These individuals are known to commonly tongue the anus.What is American politicians when a Jew is in the room?
>>214327922I'm sorry that's incorrect. My mother is in a nursing home in Alberta.
>>214327937ah! ah! she said it!
I just remembered that you were always in the sun lol and I’m glad you guys are doing well and I’m not gonna be able to sleep in the sun anymore lol.
>>214327943yah she was looking pretty bad after I took her to pound town*CANNED LAUGHTER*
>>214327940Noooo I'm afraid that's incorrect, they often lap the balls and work the shaft though.
>>214327937this bit cracks me up every time
>>214327957What drugs are you on?
>>214327910he's not gone because that would mean they're admitting someone else was writing his tweets this whole time and that's his whole legacy
>>214327937little women is unironically my least favorite book of all time
Okay I’m chinese try to get some sleep soon lol I have a really bad headache and I’m tired lol I think it’s okay about me too lol but I’m not sure if I can remember that I just got a new one from the internet so I’m gonna be able to make this happen again lol
>>214327985sounds like something a pedo would enjoy thobeit
im chinese too
>>214327994
Now that it's 2025 can we finally admit that we're all brown?
quintessential canadian posts
Little Woman is a terrible movie and Gerpig is a hack director
>>214327913Libtards went crazy over the past few days and they think Trump is dying because he had a bruise on his hand.
>>214328003
>>214328020I'm not brown, but some would say I'm spicy white
>>214328020im literally black lol
>>214327996I doubt it nothing really happens in it its a western slice of life set during the civil war, then suddenly one of them dies and it ends right after, I think you just have to be very boring and womanly to like it
>>214328020Shut up, brownoid. Go back.
It blew my mind to learn that there are more ethnic Chinese people in Atlanta than in all of China
>chinese>people
ethically, i'm chinee
>>214328028I'm a libtard, we're just concerned about Epstein, tariffs, and the dismantling of science.I secretly am in favor of deportations though
Hey guys also we have to be a little bit more about the future. Okay just so you know I’m not gonna be able to do that anymore when I’m not there anymore. I don’t know how to make it but I’m sure I can remember that lol.
>>214328020I am a muttoid
I'm chinese too
Free TibetFree Hong Kong
I'm 100% white but I sometimes pretend to be brown on here
>jason in Japan
Basically because Trump had a black spot on his hand and Vance made that comment about being able to handle the duties of something happened to Trump, alongside a break in press conferences, has led them to speculate he is dead.Meanwhile Biden didn't have press conferences for literal months and very obviously had dementia or something but they insisted he was as sharp as a tack.Retards.
>I suffer in Brasil
>>214327977I smoke exclusively the finest cheese.
following a west coast baseball team as a flyover is annoyingIt's my bedtime
>>214328082You smoke chineese
>>214328049>secretlyPussy
Im canadian
>>214328074What are you talking about? Who are these people? Am I supposed to know these names? Are you also chinese? Let’s see that cock. Do you have a cute tummy? Can I kiss it? I want to have sex with you.
>>214328102you're INDIAN
jason made this meme
>>214328068I really like this image. I like to image that the male cashier is nervous but cute and asks the woman out just on the off-chance she says yes. And she does say yes. And they have a great romantic relationship and lots of children and live happily ever after.Ahhh. It is a good dream.
I woke up a 4 in the morning with a horrible hangover but it was gone by noon
>>214328116You're Indian, Im Canadian
I'm actually intrigued by civic more so than ethnic nationalism because I'm a romeaboo
>>214328095Yeeeeee hahaha
>>214328099Not worth ruining my career and friendships just to reveal my opinion
>>214328117you tricked me
>>214328020Pic related shows me in the middle while posting in cum.
>>214328102same, same
I've never been hungover. I have vomited pure stomach bile the next morning but that's it
>>214328140Turks aren't white Mehmet
>>214328140turks arent white
As a long time lurker I feel a lot safer knowing that there are other POC here
People have said I have pretty eyesI don't know what that means
>>214328140The squinty yellow guys are my favourite. They make me so horny.
>>214328153>>214328154They are counted as white in the US.
>lesbian couples have a significant higher domestic violence rate than normal (straight) couples >this fact makes coomers addicted to dyke porn and yuri SEETHE and they just deny it
>>214328158>>214328164
>>214328158PEOPLE TOLD ME I HAD PRETTY EYELASHES LIKE WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE STANDING TOO CLOSE
>>214328176ryona is hot thoughbeit
>>214328176My theory is, women just tend to be more likely to call the cops.
>>214327888No, the two I was thinking of were born in the 1900s.>>214327901No, I'm reading Western yuri now.>>214327923My taste are very selective so I find diamonds in the rough.
>>214328158means they want to fuck your butthole>>214328185means they want to fuck your butthole
Im a cool cool guy, you're poo poo guy
>>214328176Why'd they get married in front of a discount electronics store?
Any guys with squishy round butts here? If so, I want to have gay anal sex with you.
>>214328220Heavy cellulite yeah
i used to get told i have pretty eyes and long eyelashes but now no one says that anymorethis chud world is cruel and evil
>there's faggots ITT
I have positive canthal tilt
>>214328220Chris, go to bed.Your anal sex addiction already ruined your life, try to salvage what you can.
Americans should move to Europe en masse like thirdies do, refuse to assimilate, and spread our ideals the same way thirdies do
>>214328273Canadians should move into America once its abandoned and use your titan missiles to nuke india
>>214328262You go to bed, Josh, so I can pound your sexhole with my sexpenis.
>>214328273i'm not meeting any new liquor store owners fruiting it up with some accent. request denied.
>>214328273They'd be welcome with open arms to the citizens and jailed by the governments for not being brown.
>>214328287Someone get this guy in charge
virgin prison gay canadians really be wilin out rn
>>214328220>>213421447
Old.Ass.White.People.
white people? based
>faggots are ruining another thread
white people? cringe
>>214328339based>>214328360cringe + rayciss
>>214328347Why are jeets so scared of the male physique?
>>214328366Tranny jannies still give me 3-days for saying too many slurs in the same post.
Free Luigi
Kill Luigi
>>214328328Is that actually you? Cute :3
>>214328347faggots are infected with parasites that make them do stupid things like have poop sex with each other so that the parasite can find more hosts
The weirdest thing about the Luigi cocksuckers is that they’re obsessed with him being denied a fair trial, but they like him because they know he’s guilty. What sort of outcome were they expecting? The “Based” defense for murder?
This general is lgbt friendly
theres stil zero proof it was him
>>214328425Just because someone committed a crime doesn't make them guilty
>>214328430Wrong. Go back, tranny. Try your hardest to not an hero, because YWNBAW.
>>214328383Everyone's always whining about non-whites and gays, but it anyone willing to stand up for the real forgotten man in society: the rich who wanna say 2000s-era slurs without their kids refusing to talk to them?
I'm being forced into nofap because there's a sore on my dick that keeps opening up when I jerk off
>>214328408and faggot, don't forget FAGGOT
>>214328360esto
Everything that has happened since the beginning of creation has been leading up to this moment.
>>214328422they lick it. like ICE CREAM
>>214328425Yes. He iced a mass murderer.
>>214328444Jason is literally a troon thougheverbeit
>>214328430That's right.
Do you think Yellowstone will erupt in our lifetimes?
>>214328476I don't think it's ever erupted.
>>214328425the actual weirdest thing about luigi cocksuckers is that the guy was a Peter Thiel fanatic and libtards hate that guy
>>214328483Yes, it has
Man sometimes I forget I could have been born in India as an Indian or an Arab or some other borderline subhuman people.
>>214328476Perhaps there are concerted efforts at force to MAKE it erupt...
I look like this
>>214328500Only if your parents are jeets.
>>214328418No, I'm jason. I remember that post because he called me out and I fapped to his butt while I imagined him bullying me in bed.
>>214328504Idiot businessman and politicians allow fracking to happen near the park.Franking is known to cause earthquakes
I used to think a lot about dying and/or killing myself. But now I mostly think about having gay sex.
>>214328500no you couldn't, you're a direct consequence of your parents you could never have been some sort of subhuman jeetarino
you guys arent gonna believe me but i just say lon chaney jr walking with the queen
>>214328533you should go back to the first one
>>214328549What were they doing?
>>214328500t. schizojeet
>>214328586they were doin the werewolves of london
>>214328549>lon chaney jrHe's in this crazy ass movie
>>214328524Oh so you’re Jason. I really hate the way your retard simps never shut the fuck up about you in this thread. It’s annoying as hell man. But I respect you, because we share an affinity for cute gay butts.
Wait, people are saying Trump is dead/dying?
>>214328425if he actually gets insurance companies to rethink killing people then he will have saved millions of lives over the next few years
>>214328643yea
Never drop a diss track on Eminem
>>214328643he has aids
>>214328600Love that song lol
Eminem's daughter Hailie is a nasty whore and I bet he molested her.
>>214328626>But I respect you, because we share an affinity for cute gay butts
>>214328660beastman AIDS?
Mirra is losing :/
>>214328643nerve gas, many such cases
just ordered a new bed frame
>>214328626Yeah, the mexican pedophile and the dalitleaf are out of my control. I'd see them executed.
>>214328694Would.
>>214328700Shikibuton for me
>>214328700what kind?
>>214328643I assume you’re referring to the nothing burger about how he has some sort of old man condition akin to varicose veins? I’d be more concerned with his advancing senility; almost getting into Brandon territory
>mfw faggots
>>214328703They are extremely desperate to get your attention and it’s very cringe. Maybe you should let them fuck you in your butthole. Seems like a win-win for everyone.
my pussy stank tonight lol
Faggots already ruin morning /cum/ now they're ruining comfy night /cum/ :(
Boys are cute. My ideal relationship is a polycule with a femboy and a doting mommygf taking care of us.
>>214328787what is their FUCKING problem
listening to thishttps://youtu.be/uyLc_Hg6Qlw
>my pussy stank tonight lol
>>214328802Leave, pedo
>>214328728https://www.amazon.com/Lifezone-Headboard-Platform-Charging-Noise-Free/dp/B0D4M7GSJ6?th=1dont get the LEDs but i liked the storage space
i have all the faggots filtered
>>214328800Why would a femboy be preferable to just a normal female? To what extent are you attracted to penises?
i'm burping and farting and got the bubble gutsi think i'm gonna die, of gas
>>214328819*backs away slowly* award
>>214328775I don't like browns. Whites and Asians only.
who noticed that god is good?
>>214328802the cum boys getting into more mainstream roles is surreal, especially considering the most talented one has fallen off the face of the earth and says that he just walks around NYC and writes "for himself" and just lives off of his dead podcast money
ur gonna make me cry :(
hes not really dead but its fun to pretend like he ishe does this all the time sadly
>>214328800sauce?
>>214328802Why would you watch somebody reacting to the interview? Why not just watch the interview?
I remember people use to argue adamantly that redditjeet didn't exist
>>214328811fuckin neato, it'll be great for fucking bitches on it
>>214328827A not insignificant one. A polycule with two girls would be okay too, I guess.
>>214328881You sound like one of those 40 year old decoys on catch a predator trying to sound 16
Very sexy back ma’am
>>214328876that was redditjeet
>>214326129I am a ugly incel
>>214328921Yeah yeah join the club
who noticed that farting is good?
>>214328851I think Nick loves the idea of just disappearing from the internet and becoming a bit of a myth. And he’s probably happier if he is genuinely staying away from social media shit. But he’ll probably come back with something eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2qd0PXnZJc
>>214328819me on the right
>>214328899idk what you mean i just like to toke and watch CSI and see where the night takes me
Who all seen the leprechaun say yeah
There should be a "LGBT shit outside of /LGBT/" report option like there is for pony shit
lol just found out Ritchie Torres is gay, just like jason
>>214328955https://youtu.be/29gpLDojy9c
>>214328970You are a pedoLeave
if i spend my whole bankroll ill effect the dow
>>214328967There should be a “sucking your cock” option with “my mouth”
Really boredDon't feel inspired to do anything
>>214328967I vote yes.
>>214328378god I would
THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
>>214328990I find those are good times to meditate
*they're
/cum/
>>214329021Mhm
As a Canadian, I don't buy anything made in the USA.Labels checked thoroughly everywhere I go.
>>214329033desist
>>214329044>tf>tp
>>214329048Can't
Made carne asada tacos Once you figure out how to make tortillas there’s genuinely no reason to buy them
>>214329044As an actual Canadian I buy Canadian and American. No sense punishing our brothers to the south just because our leaders are child raping megafags.
>>214329053Yep. Carne asada is super underrated as a meat. Cheap, easy and healthy
Canada joins California as the 59th county
>be white>show modicum of kindness to some asian girl>she is obsessed with you for the rest of her lifeWhy don't you just get an asian gf?
>>214329068California doesn't have 58 counties
>>214329073yet
>>214329044>>214329061I don't care about where it's made. I just buy what I like. I just bought some car parts off of ebay, from Americans.
>>214329066>pork>healthyEnjoy heart disease
they've never made a movie where the evil mastermind is just some gay dude living his life. it's always murder and shit.i guess that means folx aint evil for being gay. they're evil for all the other shit.
I prefer buying local foods, but that’s just about quality and freshness. I don’t care about current thing, and we barely make any non-food products anyway, so it’s not like I’ve even got the option to buy Canadian for most things.
>>214329073Literally google how many counties California has
>>214329061heart attack is one of the better ways to die
>>214329072hey i used to send those and i dont have an asian gf wtf is this scam
>>214329080You should care where stuff is made. If you can hurt foreign nonwhite people with your buying habits you have an obligation to do so.
fuck i don’t wanna go to toil tomorrow IM SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!
>>214329099Just put the fries in the bag
>>214328881here to hoping brother. its a step up from what im using now
>>214329082Yeah obviously being gay isn’t evil. It’s just silly. Only retard non-denominational evangelicals think gays are evil.
>>214329081Carne asada is beef….>>214329066Skirt and flank are underrated but I’ll keep buying it all >>214329087
>>214329072>2000>7 years old>2009>21 years oldAm I retarded or is there something wrong with the math?
check news! drumpf actually dead
>>214329109Ohh I'm thinking of carnitas Anyway>beef>healthy
"How you gon be racist and like BBC?"uhhhh I never said my asshole was racist lmao
>>214329115No, that article is mistaken
>>214329099try and make friends with the customers :)tell them that they have pretty eyes that would look great on your wall
>>214329119literally me
Big fan of mexican meat personally
that's a bait post. try harder.
>>214329072When I was in 8th grade, my French teacher set up a pen pal program with a class in Paris, and I was assigned some fresh-off-the-boat migrant girl from Côte d'Ivoire or something (ugly, if it has to be said). She also already had a kid lmao
did jason invite his gay buddies from discord to /cum/
more like came in assada
Crazy how gays can't help themselves but to poz things. They literally get off on it so there's no shaming or reasoning with them.
>>214329131Is your bf an indio latrinx or Spanish?
>>214329109Thanks for the (You)
I follow a guy on x with a micropenis and he posts pics of it when he gets into arguments with women
One of my patients left their phone at our businessI called his spouse to let them know so they could come get itToday he came in and gave me a $50 gift card to their favorite restaurant as thanksI felt awful accepting because I am in a very blessed financial situation but he insistedMost boomers are honestly great people
Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real niggaRich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field niggaStill nigga, still nigga
MYSTERY NIGGAS
I must be schizophrenic The way I'm the only real nigga here
I L’pig’ve you guys!
bring down the price of peppers please
>>214329207Cute alliteration
>>214329208
He ain’t neva told no lies but yall ain’t hearing him!
Every six months that passes adds another 200,000 unemployed computer programmers to the pile. If this goes on much longer we'll probably reach 2 million young people who wanted to program computers sitting around serving coffee whatever
>>214329214Do we have to use this edition made by a pedophile?
>>214329224Take your meds
>>214329163he is very light skinned, probably majority spanish his family was very wealthy before migrating to the US (they're still pretty well off)
>>214329246>light skinned>mostlyEWWWWWWWW
>>214329285light brown boys are the cutest
>>214329221add me to the pile
sailing takes me away
>>214329327Indio monsters are NOT
>>214329099
