did you know? edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le7B425-N0A&list=RDLe7B425-N0A&start_radio=1
on the eve of every weekend I tell myself I'll get up a bit earlier tomorrow, take a drive out to toby carvery and get their £7.99 all you can eat breakfast. Then I wake up, roll over and go back to sleep for 2 more hours
>>214333261oh and thats a bad miss
waheylove how it always says it's here early. yeah it's here earlier than the utterly huge hour and a half you gave yourself in the estimate, wow
How’s he still nonceposting?
>>214333333
Who's coming?
>>214333314>hour and a halfwhere the hell do you livetimbucktoo?
>>214333314I recognise that door
terrible get but it it's in /brit/ and that's all that matters
>>214333333witnessed
The yank hate here is entirely justified except for me im different
>>214333333shit get
>>214333357yeah, you're alright
>>214333335no they just take the piss>>214333339often seen with a berg's face peeking through the catflap
>>214333333Well that's my day ruined then. Cheers mate
>>214333335at least that would make the race of the delivery driver make sense
>>214333385No wukkaz
>>214333314Chikaosolu, what a legend. We should all try to be more like Chikausolu today lads
>>214333333>Linkin ParkBlud thinks it’s 2003
three purchases to make, this will take all day
>>214333314>he doesn't have them ring the doorstate of you mate
recently taken to saying "welcies" instead of "you're welcome"everyone really hates it though
>>214333386
got a 9mg velo in. These are shit compared to others
Had the pleasure of meeting Donald Trump at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny
>>214333444whats that? a kind of buttplug?
/brit/ stands with Chikaosolu
>>214333419why would i want speak to some barely sentient wog when the option is there not to
>>214333314>ChikaosoluSounds like he'd be much happier in a mud hut in bongo bongo land than being a slavish delivery driver for white people
>>214333471coward
woman moment
>>214333471You could discuss the current migration crisis with him perhaps? Gain a different perspective in order to further inform your posts on the /birt/?
>>214333444accidently bought some extra strong ones for the plane and almost pooed myselfsat sweating in the bog for 20 minutes
>>214333485corr new 'lixslop
>>214333482don't you dare call me a coward
>>214333485Bro tortured by a fish LMAO
>>214333274presidential system is far more superior than parliamentary system.in presidential system, if your president makes stupid decision, you can protest him on the streets and cancel it. meanwhile, in parliamentary system, you do nothing and have to receive it like cuck
Might get on one of those interpals type things. I'd really like to talk to foren ladies instead of you guys
>>214333502coward man cant even interact with delivery people
>>214333499yeah but no point watching it when you can just read the headlinenot watching a headline stretched out over three 45-minute long episodes
feels like my heart is packing in
>>214333514ok. thanks.
>Coca-Cola extracts the largest amount of freshwater of any drinks company in England, the data obtained through freedom of information legislation shows. It has a licence to extract 1.59bn litres of water a year from boreholes in Sidcup, Kent for its soft drinks. On top of that, it has the right to take 377m litres for its bottled water brands Glaceau Smartwater and Abbey Well from Morpeth in Northumberland.Concept: ban the goyfizz and let us use hosepipes in summer
I’m feeling blackpilled and furious
>>214333545frankly if your pupils aren't different sizes all of a sudden then I don't want to hear it. my eye returned to normal the following day btw, all good now thanks. If it happens again I'll go to the hospital. Maybe.
What's so great about Olivia?
Off to boxing soonLovely morning for itThen I'll pop for a coffee and to the butchersThen I'll return home and rot in my smeggy smeggy bedroom
>>214333614Actually sounds like a proactive day. Don’t put yourself down
>>214333596Would be funny if there were standard British white kids named Muhammad
>>214333614Clue well and truly gained
>>214333631He’s not going to boxing lol
bolognese started
>>214333658Yeah I am
how come poo goes down the loo easily but if you try to flush food down there it stays
excited for my trip tomorrow. Will see a part of my glorious nation I've yet to see
>>214333596Deepak, Ramesh, Vivek, Baljeet LOOOOOOOOL
Rorke’s got a little juice in his tank
>>214333664when it comes out your arse it's aligned in it's most aerodynamic and hydrodynamic form, a big sword slicing into the water and desperate to send itself round the bendhowever if it lingers in the water then it is now on its side, stationary and lifeless, no momentum, maximum drag, and it is relying on the force of the water to carry it away
>>214333664the toilet likes poo
>>214333678I hope my eyes don't look that sinister all the time.
lets goooooooo
leftypols troon son Vs rorkes mixed race chud daughter
>>214333664poo is more compact than food because it has been processed like a aluminium cube in a scrapyard
>>214333678
>>214333725how shaggable is mixed race chud daughter
>>214333717>Deschutesyou will never be an OreGOD and you will never sup the IPA. stop larping
the ideal fashion is the plain black clothes worn by production staff at the theatre who come out on the stage behind acts to move the furniture around
>>214333717state of you. sort it out or keep coping
the fash and the bi-curious
>>214333736She's a minor you sick freak
>>214333758one would assume a chud would be a grown woman old enough to have developed political views
Rorke’s peng hapa daughter
>>214333757youre gonna love my nuts until youre bi focal curious
>>214333755It's a fake he will never be Cascadian he will never drink the IPA
One day inshallah
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
Rorke's hapa-daughter and Leftypol's wife's mutt son going on a date together
goodnight /brit/
>>214333894whats the point of that car if anyone with a brick can cause thousands in damages?dont get it
Rorke visiting the chinker to get his salt and pepper chicken. That’s how this love story began
welp
>>214333894andrew tate has hundreds of those
>>214333927Don't let the bed bugs rape
Holy fuck the next person that calls it "the god particle".It's a particle whose presence was theorized to exist but had never been proven because it binded all known forces in the universe and was the best model that we had that explained how the world worked.
>>214333933If you can afford 2.4 million on a car do you think they care about thousands?
hello
Businesses seem to be extra evil and greedy lately
>The precious advantage which the spectacle has acquired through the outlawing of history, from having driven the recent past into hiding, and from having made everyone forget the spirit of history within society, is above all the ability to cover its own tracks -- to conceal the very progress of its recent world conquest. Its power already seems familiar, as if it had always been there. All usurpers have shared this aim: to make us forget that they have only just arrived.
>>214333894Would rather buy an entire flock of Minis for that sort of money
>Holy fuck
>>214333983>2.4 million on a carcan you fly with it? whats the point? still stuck in traffic lolyou sound retarded :(
>>214333894imagine buying that and running it off a cliff
that new peanut butter sniggers is pretty nice if you're on the fence about trying one with your next meal I'd say go for it, I like it
>>214334074You’re asking why rich people buy expensive things, you’re the fucking retard not me
>>214333485mum looks like hugo weaving
>>214333987alri
directly ordering a pizza from a shop owned by a real italian rather than paying a little brown man on a tuktuk 10 bucks in goyfees for a horrendous paki ‘za
>>214334126yeah I know
>>214334132>defends rich people>lol they can just pay it xDyou sound retarded :(
>>214334126slop for fat cunts who will never make it
>>214334153All the cooks are Indian so what's the difference I recently went to a Chinese restaurant in Central London and there was only one Chinese employee All the rest were jeets
>>214334169incredibly disturbing image
>>214334169post body
nth for the gyaldem
not good
slept in my clothes again last night
>>214334224hope she sees this, lil bro
Crucible Knight hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68qsUtdotFU
wonderful bouquet to my bum odour this morning
>>214334228Kemi is an actual mess x and the leftypol press spends all their time trashing her instead of focusing on the actual threat to labour which is Farage because they think nobody will ever vote for him
>>214333485The fuck?
>>214334211have weird nipples that would be mocked
>>214334169if you dont allow yourself a treat every now and then then you are not human
>>214334180i visit it in person sometimes and most of the staff are white as the driven snow
>>214334303translation: doesn't work out, is fat, is talking out his arse telling people what not to eatconcession: accepted
>>214334308Doesn't sound like they're Italians then
>>214333717based. love lotro
>>214334258based sword and shield enjoyer anime wife or whatever that thing is
>>214334327been lifting for 8 months only, nothing special but i mog most here still
>>214333333Imagine the smell
>>214334358post body thenyou won't because you're talking utter shite
>>214334380...yh
I mog (You) trvth facto
>>214334331oh behave x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJwYGPf-pF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJwYGPf-pF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJwYGPf-pF4
>>214334246maybe shan will update her xx
>>214333274Edizione piccolissima
>>214334425Sort of. Yeah.
>>214333894Bugattis look like shit, I simply cannot imagine a non-Paki driving one, absolutely STINKING out the interior.
>>214334349Korone of Hololive GAMERS x
>>214334450gay magic knight gay boy armour dropped get a real knight fit YOU BITCH
>>214334497this had better not be a man
>>214334497jennifer connely lookin aah bitch
It would be utterly mad if Reform won the next election, wouldn't it? The UK's been in a two-party system for bloody ages, Labour and Conservatives batting at each other like in a table tennis match and before that I believe it was Liberals and Conservatives
>>214334497She looks like an N64 video game character here with the big head
>>214333662can't believe no one spotted this
they've got trump in the fridge. same thing they did with the queen for her last couple years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-DmMLKbT8ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-DmMLKbT8ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-DmMLKbT8gLITERALLY JUST ME PLAYING THIS MUSIC BY MYSELF IN THE CLUB LOOOOOL
I want you in my room, /brit/.>-<
>>214333662Rorke unmasked
waiting on commiemong's anarchist arc
>>214334472Battered that stump runt
>>214334514in principle it would be mad but the reality is that the Reform party that win will be made up of 90% tory defectors, they get in, nothing happens, the pilfering of the public purse continues, politicians get their bungs, immigration continues, you get shaftednothing ever happens
>>2143345141st Reform2nd Jezbollah3rd Lib Dems4th SNP5th Labour6th Conservatives
drank yesterday for the first time in two weeks and worried i'm gonna start againalready thinking about a quick morning can that will inevitably lead to a weekend bender
>>214334514Not sure how I feel about Farage as prime minister. He seems like a bit of a conman.
^_-
>>214334450
Was just thinking, if the Roman Empire never fell, and it continued advancing in science and engineering, they almost surely would have brought about the industrial revolution a solid thousand years before the English
>don't keep up with politics at all>there's some other party called advance uk that elon is spamming on twitter>it's headed by a literal paki???
>Lincoln Park
the rizz
>>214334497looks trans
>>214334605I'm back on the 1 or 2 cans per night after 2 weeks of sobrietytoil. Had garbage sleep and waking up every 2-3 hours, after 1 can yesteday before bed slept like a baby.
>>214334645far right parties benefit from a brown head because it gets the brown vote too
>>214334645he seems to think that people who don't like Reform for having a guy called Mr Yussuf as chairman will vote for a guy called Mr Habib to become PM
bonnie blue on cbeebies being introduced as an entrepreneur
>>214334497looks irish/trans
Rorke beatint his schlong to transwomen while being transphobic on twitter using a greek statue pfp
typo in the first 2 words damn that's unfortunate
>>214334497I just googled "smart fleece" because fleeces are comfortable but don't want to look too Rorkish
>>214334647I literally live next to a Lincoln Park
>>214334708https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208955711/#208957099
>>214334514would remain a two party system if reform won
ebbed cog hmm
>>214334679
>>214334746So the Conservatives will die off after something like 500 years, will they?
>>214334753Timmy's dream gf
>>214334679started from nothing, fucked her way to the topstay mad
do brits put eggs on pizza? its pengorific
hilarious how Bonnie Blue turned into an actual celebrity in the UKwtf is going on in that little island hahahahahahhaha
>>214334787yeah
Good morning to all Fascists and National Socialists
>>214334753she's so fucking mid
>>214334810
>>214334807Right well that's mad
>>214334805
>>214334836screaminf
>>214334753*mogs her*
>>214334881KINO
me whenever something I posted fails to get the (You)s I expected
a surname you don’t hear much anymore: Flinstone
should probably leave the house todaynothing on though so I'll walk about for a few hours doing nothing, that's something
>>214334881lmao
>>214334881Aki is definitely in heaven there with the Hulkman
>>214334899scrombling
wish i had bought a second butty from the shop
>>214334866
>>214334903Get yourself a blog made
>>214334903i made plans with peoplecos otherwise i wouldn't lkeave the house either hahaope it goes well for mehaha
isn't hulk hogan the guy who said the n word on a sex tape
rorkes bird
laughing at the void that there's grown ass men itt typing shit like "poo" all day
>>214334940two different tapes
can never really hate canadians because they gave us norm macdonald
can't believe that trump is dead
>>214334954heard he died so he could get away from joe rogan
>>214334954macdonal came form canada??
>>214334967stop making me google trump
>>214334856Decent pit game. 7.5/10 would give a whiff, sniff & lick
bizarre storywhy would "miss UK" be going for an ugly fat bloke like him
Went to bed feeling like shit had shit dreams and woke up feeling like shit
corrrrr
>>214335003its saturday tho so i did a lie in until 9am,still feel pretty off but that's life innit haha #love
>>214335001looks like she's the victim. what happened?
>>214335001skimmed the article earlier and she was significantly walled when this incident happened. The thumbnail they used on the main page is misleading because it shows how she looked when she won the comp in her 20s. She's like 40 or 50 now
Heres my physique for the fat sacks of shit who questioned
Malaga Cathedral, Malaga, Spain, 1910s and 2025It was constructed between 1528 and 1782, following the plans drawn by Diego de Siloe; its interior is also in Renaissance style.
>>214335001money
>>214335026Rorke will tell you this isnt highkey sexo
>>214335001this is her now
>>214335026uganda be kidding me
Calle del Marques de Larios, Malaga, Spain, 1920s and 2025
Rorke typing a tirade under an interracial happy couple post on twitter
What's my opinion on gaza lads?
>>214335070>covering the sky with advertisementsthats class that
>>214335042she looks like the woman in the bath in the shiningfucking goblinesque freak
>>214335077great player shame about the booze
>>214335001Ugly Bastard is the leader for a reason
>>214335001>>214335064the fuck?
>>214335077um... dont know... haha
>>214335069I am rorke, I'm just a jeffersonian rorke who enjoys rorkeposting whilst imagining myself impregnating a harem of jet-black negresses from the heart of the dark continent
>>214335014bratty student shouldn't have stolen that twix
>>214335070been there (both dates)
she is very gorgeous to me
can't stand the brazilian faggot obsessed with pop singers get a life loser
>>214335077haway moaty lad ahve brung yaz sum chicken an chips
>>214335133she's gorgeous but goofy looking at the same time x
>>214335119Would lick her mingerold until it bled hiv infencted blood tbhfam
>>214335138it's spainnonce
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
parkour only just getting started oho. wonder if she'll take on godskin apostle. she's only level 70s
>>214335138it's that carlymong trannyspammer
I wonder if anyone from England ever emigrates to places like New Mexico, Nebraska or South Dakota. It seems almost pointless to do so.
>>214335077het is een tragedie
gossipping about me again are you
>>214335100
Finally took Egypt off the filter. Not seen that spambot in a while.
>>214335157my 60 year old gamer girl
>>214335177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bas_F7w23d8
>>214334954He was a reddit faggot on par with Carlin and Neil Degrasse Tyson
atleast clogwog doesn't post here anymore
>>214335206love her x
High Wycombe je srbija
Pre-bog anya legsMy faceDeath by suffocation
girlie what the duck
wouldn't shag any of them. white girls not pretty.
is the MGS 3 remake any good then?
>>214335234abysmal opinion
>>214335189mama korone's not that old x
>>214335275have fond memories of a slag saying 'stop staring at my arse' and telling her she didn't have one. she was trying not to cry. lol
getting blacked
>>214335282Bottom left>top left>2nd from top right>rest
Spending hours a day looking through the oneitis's Facebook photos
>>214335275that is one long back
>>214335275she's 40 year old mate. To have a bubble butt at that age you need to be putting in serious work at the gym. Her goal appears to be just being thin, the price being that she will have no arse.meanwhile lasses who are 18-20 will naturally have a very peachy arse by doing nothing, just the way hormones and youth work.
>>214335282Liv Tyler is African AmericanZoia is some kind of Middle Eastern mongrelGio is sl*Vic ffsthe rest are all AI
Is pollination bestiality?
bet the small boat cronem are getting dem waves done yeah?
>>214335282and they say asians look the same
last time I got my hair cut the barber didn't listen to me and gave me a full buzzcutNow I have to go back to the same place and get it cut again
>>214335374he's done youwhat a fucking plum
>Abysmal opinion Brucie shows his true tasteless colors whenever it isnt a little witty remark
RIP Donny
>>214335378more realistically...
its like tiktok wants me to start writing abuse to these people
>>214335397neoliberal teeth
>>214335394don't even know why cunts still try to force le shitposting aussies meme, most of them are fucking retards
>>214335397need to see a fat anglo shaft up both their bumholes
>>214335308based i hate women
>goes to a hololive audition with her friend(okayu) the interviewers like korone's personality so much just vibing with her they invite her to join too
>>214335457whats this got to do with british culture mate
sir zied belg
dua <3
>american rose stolen by an english manletThey cant keep getting away with it >>214335419Genuinely fucking hate them.
hate having to think about where i am when i post arse/ass because outside of /brit/ they don't understand arse and here i get a FOY if i say ass
>>214335282would shag the holhol and gio to become an /int/ legend
>>214335299hawkeye's roommate...
>>214335488solution is to obviously not post outside of /brit/ then isnt it
>>214335481imagine sliding your hands inside that WOW
might put a child lock on my own account so l see less of this
>>214335471look at my flag lad x
>>214335507katy watching the small boat approach sitting on the beach x
>>214335397left for chad children
>>214335555gfberg has a similar body to this
Best comedian? Doug Stanhope, and even he is an annoying fraud. Norm Macdonald was shit
>>214335575ever shag her arse?
>>214335582>>214335582>>214335582
let me guess brazil op is some dogshit pop singer edistion
>schizo mumberg asks for a new radio>buy her one>listens to it for a day>return later in the week>radio is gone>ask her where it is>she smashed it to pieces to stop the voices>asks me for a new radio
>>214335534More likely to see more of it if you do that.
