London edition
Diego believes in magic, ghosts, and Santa Claus
this is why i don't use air fresheners
nth for diego
>>214337588good edition
days reduced to watching 8 out of 10 cats does countdown compilation videos on youchewb
she killed thousands
>>214337588very peng
https://youtu.be/02WQoy4CeMcGonna get some pigs trotters from the butchers and attempt this
Never been bummed personally
nth for the holodem
>>214337669you reckon it feels lush?
>>214337669you haven't lived kid
always makes me sad when they make fun of jon richardson's height cause he's taller than me
>>214337669tried being the bummer once but the other lad didn't know how to prep and my knob came out looking like it was covered in mud
>>214337689yeah i killed him
>>214337681Probably feels like taking a shit, but the shits taking you. Had a girl stick her finger up my bum and I was screaming in terror like a little girl
>>214337646me on the left
>>214337692AHA MANLET YOU'RE A MANLET LOOK AT THIS LAD HE'S A TINY LITTLE MUNCHKIN OF A HUMAN LIKE A LITTLE BOY AHA
should get some weed in but idk anyone who sells it anymore
>>214337689Imagine the smell
>>214337689had a dream he died so, yeah, not saying I accidentally did a witchcraft in my sleep... but... :3
>>214337617You hear about that bloke in Illinois who had hundreds, possibly thousands of hidden cameras in women's bathrooms all over the state? Mental. Can't find the story now.
>>214337588looks like brompton oratory in the backgroundmy guess would be princes gate mews
>>214337689dead serious about giving another 20 billion to israel
>>214337710Gagged reading this. Bet you pissed out a neat little log of shite after yeah?
>>214337689Bet you £20 it's yet another fake news about magaman
Japan's National Fireworks Competition 2025 (Omagari) Live streaming:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex41A70Xi8chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJt-lftBpBQ
Panic over. Latest footage from The White House has just landed.
>>214337728littlebiggy.netJust need bitcoin, enjoy lad x
>>214337689prob got a check up at hospital and some smarmy lad saw and spread a rumour
brompton oratorynick cave song. didn't hit the charts for a reason but still please support the australian music industry
>>214337793not a chance in hell mate
shall be posting our fondest memories of Dear Leader
>>214337787thank you /brit/ fact checkers for this footage. very cool!
>>214337804is it about a folding bike?
might get that new metal gear solid
>>214337620how was he last night?>>214337608state of him lmao
nice catholic churchused to be my local
it's sickit's piss
>>214337793hmm
>>214337811me in the back
>>214337689Hope he died whimpering and afraid
>>214337811
how many of you are tops? reckon most of /brit/ is composed of bottoms
>>214337841wonder how many altarboys had their rectums reconfigured in there
>>214337841Needs more tranny flags and weekly raves in the knave
>>214337841catholic fuck
>>214337826least ignorant atheist >>214337841sick bruv
>>214337826some religious nonsense as i recallalbum really the start of his descent down that road
>>214337845been awhile since l though about the Misfits
>>214337871that's the church of england mate
>>214337846I go for THESPACEMEN, always on time and good quality product. But all vendors on there are legit. The UI is wank, but once you get used to it its easy peasy
>>214337846blud smoking dryer lint
>>214337826>>214337882brompton oratory is a church you morons
being a catholic in britain is just mega cringe
>>214337841fuck off catholic
>>214337866I'm such a top I can't maintain an erection during a blowjob unless I am literally fucking her throat.
>>214337891
>>214337891Great film that.
one thing i dont like about yanks is if they bump into you and you say "sorry", as a polite englishman should, they reply "you're good"no! you should say "sorry" too! vile people
>>214337919no a brompton is a folding bike
>>214337937RIP he was just a kid
>>214337923Yeah much better to go to the empty C of E round the corner where the lesbian priest bangs on about generic neoliberal troonpilled values like I can hear on the BBC every day of the week
Based neighbour burping very loudly to distract me from the impure thoughts that were giving me an erect penis
>>214337923it is until you realise the alternatives
>>214337937phworrr yes rorke my son
>>214337977catholic baby boygo suck the pope off
>>214337997this mf annoys me so much
>>214337997used to watch this bloke years ago on the tick tockshes still like a string beanwhat the hell does he eat?
Werner Goldberg
>you will never be an ageing clarke gable and get to shag prime marilyn monroe on the set of your final film before dying of a heart attack days after performing a dangerous stuntWhy even live?
>>214337953I was walking in the street and stopped suddenly to muck about with something on my phone, and almost caused a bloke walking behind me to crash into my back. I said "oh sorry mate" and he said "you're alright."You hear that /brit/? I'm alright.
>>214337997got to start somewhere
>>214338036frankly I don't think I'll get to shag anyone ever
>>214338041what ethnicity was this person
>>214337997why film this
>>214338023he doesn't. 2 years later and he's floating around 60kg at 6'1 and lifts less weight than some people can manage on their first day at the gym
Schizo mumberg insisting I am blind and trying to shove her -4.5 varifocal glasses onto my face - fuck sake mum
Hopefully my brother-in-law brings some weed to the family party tonight
>>214338068White lad. Southern accent (I'm up norf). About 5'6. I felt like a giant next to him.
>>214338041I would say that too because he didn't crash into you so he has nothing to be sorry for
>>214338078i remember he used to do "what i ate today" videos and people having a go at him for barely eating anything
do you lads pay for a tv license? the tv jew has been sending me letters about not having one
>>214338107he probably knows better not to interact with a northerner
>>214338138no but i don't need a tv licenceif you watch live tv or iplayer then you should pay for it
>>214338111Shouldn't have been walking so close to me at the same speed. Pedestrian tailgating innit. It was about 5am so it's not like the street was crowded. Not another person on the street for a mile.
>>214338115now he just does ragebait videos and once a month he'll drop a video along the lines of "right im back in the gym taking it serious this time i swear"
>>214338023>>214338078got to eat big to get big
>>214338138don't even own a tvnever paid the licensethe threatening letters go straight in the binnever had anybody round to inspect
Dirty old rotten poos ofr lunch
>>214338142What's he doing in Hull then?
>>214338156>if you watch live tv or iplayer then you should pay for itkill yourself
>>214338179bet you've had plenty of lads round to inspect your arsehole though
buffalo chicken dip
>walking along narrow roadside path>obese negress and her scrawny niglet boyfriend walking abreast the opposite way>neither of them make to move so I can pass them>stop and stare standing in front of the niglet>pulls an angry face at me, then says "I'LL MOVE OUT THE WAY THEN">does a dramatic Michael Jackson-esque slide sideways and walks away mutteringIts been years, but I'll never forget
>>214338189pooja's snack
>>214338199yeah and so what if i have?
chair is creaking
>>214338191gathering intelligence
catberg being especially annoying today
wonder can you fry eggs with air
>>214338036>Why even live?to watch marine do sexy moves with her bare legs and chebs
>>214338189Normally unphased by pooplike foods, but damn, that looks fucking putrid. What is it? Stuffing? Faggots?
>>214338248stop encouraging him
>>214338256
catberg doesnt know that I could kill him in a single punch. wonder if hed behave like such a little nigger if he knew
>>214338258potatoes supposedlythose disgusting yank potatoes they have over there
Imagine raping mousey
>>214338248He wants more food
>>214338290he knows you're a bitch and would never do that (like me)
>>214338248get holodem open on another screen, catberg will be annoying no longer
>>214338256mental illness
>>214338208Sometimes wish I had a gun and a license to kill, purely so I could immediately execute people who want to force everyone to go around them even if it means them walking in the gutter. Scum. Had to tell a cunt to move out of the way because he was stood right in the doorway of the 24hr Sainsbury's. As if we'll all just stop and wait until he's finished blocking the highest traffic bit of street for 5 square miles.
i shall now fix the light on my car like a proper man
>>214338287harlot
*pours you a glass of knob wine*come on rorke, drink up
vghh
>uglycatmong is holodempaedoit all makes sense now
>>214338362Well he is quite funny
>>214338359*snatches it right out of your hands and starts sucking from it with both hands even though its empty*
qualy soon
>>214338359*drinks straight from the bell end*
Off to the garden centre, anybody want owt?
objective: kill catberg
>>214338426yeah garden
>>214338348ain't she the best
>>214338426Christmas decorations
>>214337646>fosters huge community of lonely men who fall in love with her>never mention ever having a boyfriend or anything>one day reveal she's going to be getting married soon>incels, freaks, virgins and weirdos piss and shit their pants for MONTHS on /vt/I love her lol
>>214338426knob wine decanter
>>214338445I'll smuggle them out up my arse
>>214338359the gay porn chalice as it were
>>214338372dtfic onto nothing yet again
>>214338453she quit holo because they didn't want her whoring out
>>214338426Get us a bottle of ale for 5 quid that I can buy from Tescos for 2 quid lad ta
>>214338426one plant please
>>214338501Grow up
>>214338467right well not sure I want them now
gregs sorting me out x
>>214338407Cam on Norris, score sam fackin' points
>>214338519Christmas tree might be a bit bloody
>>214338530mcdonalds apple pie
>>214338530firstly thats a mcdonalds apple pie
>>214338248you'll miss him when he's gone
just heard the news about donald trump
>>214338550>>214338557i live with greg and he got me mcdonalds
bought a couple of güs from the asdai'll have one after my tea today and then i'll see when i fancy the next one
>>214338530that's a maccies apple pie you moron
>>214338550>>214338557we got the pie historians on the case
old people love garden centres because it reminds them of their youth - a time when the whole of england was a gardenin 50 years time we'll go to the garden centres and it will be full of you know whats blasting music on their electronic devices
the royal mail have failed to deliver me my 2 ounces of cannabis and i demand compensation
>>214338426tea lights
>>214338487whoring out meaning what? admitting to having what every vtuber secretly has off camera: a boyfriend? Parasocial relationships are terrible for the men, it's good to destroy them whenever possible. I genuinely respect her a lot.
>>214338592Lmao fat pig
Feel a storm brewing
>>214338550>>214338557what makes you SO SURE it's a mcdonal apple pie
>>214338602>you know whatsi dont pls elaborate
Just took an absolutely enormous shit
sober and bored
>>214338592and what shall you do with the cheeky little pots after?
>>214338602nah its just because theyre boring bastards who can't go too far from the house but still have no much money to spend on useless shite
just took a mild shit
>>214338610It's on its way, got the package right here in my parcel van (can put the lights on if you want and get there sooner)
did a big folder cleangot 85 pony images now
>>214338665>who can't go too far from the housetheyre not on a leash mate
not in a.... great state of mind
>>214338558my family has had about 8 cats in my lifetime and l dont miss any of the dead ones at all.
>>214338664probably scrap emi already have a couple that i use for sour cream or guac or salsa or the like
>>214338684they're old and slow, idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg
gonna go watch braveheart 1995 with mel gibson
>>214338686listen to NEW YORK STATE OF MIND
>>214338453for me it's saba playing hitman THE nimi game and saying she's never watched anyone play it all while her chat is filled with nimi mentions, saba just ignores themsaba used to mention nimi every streat till the "litttle lore drop", dooby unfollowed nimi weeks ago and just last week met up with all the holo girls in new yorkthe shit some fan artists draw I swear, these twitter clip watching "own the unicorns!" type have no ideaI still watch nimi if convenience allows but she's no longer my oshi
>>214338664ashtray for my fag ends when im on the balcone
whenever i shit i get overstimulated, like a cat
don’t care
>>214337689Modi jee can't stop winning
idea: forced TTS to whenever you post something like the one above it reads it out to you and you get to experience what /brit/ experiences
>>214338706extreme mental illness
>>214338648can tell by the mottled appearance
>>214338713wow your lifes about as exciting as my nans
>>214338706I heard dooby never followed nimi in the first place though. plus it's easy to read too much into stuff like that saba shit, in a few weeks they'll all stream together and all the rrats will be destroyed just like that.
>>214338745is she single?
>>214338706no one likes manipulative lying whores
never seen a wog in the garden centre
>>214338698I'll join you
>>214338739Personalityleaf on a mad one accusing random people of being gingerpedo and diego and DTFIC at all hours of the day. What a card.
Dunno why people thought Trump falling over while loud bangs were heard should be such big news. Probably just tripped while someone slammed a door or something.
Sorry for the delay lads, I'm speaking out my arse>>214338789Never seen me then have you
mad how peng it is to sink your toes in a bucket of hot water after a hard day at work x
>>214338808mad how quickly his ear healed
>>214338789Karl Pilkington would think this, but not say it aloud
the
>>214338816alri woglad done any gardening lately
DESIGNATEDI wanna poo in loo
why did they shoot tim
>>214338822and how quickly the investigation was killed off. really makes you think
>>214338835Uphill on your dad yeah
>>214338820posting from 10 different vpns isn't "a hard day at work" x
>>214338808He lies about everything why wouldn't he pretend to have spontaneous ear exploding syndrome.
Nothing makes me think
fizzy peach blood orange mango grapefruit lemon limeade
>>214338871Except this
not really looking forward to spending even more time in my bedroom
>>214338880not really blood orange season is it
>>214338869
>>214338869why have you posted these paedophiles?
>>214338869disgusting
>>214338896why have you posted these paedophiles?
arrest hilary clinton
>>214338845Vile cowards after the swiffer or whatever he calls his remote control that he gives to teddy. What's he call it?
>>214338924Too big to be arrested
>>214338895don't worry about it too much
>>214338924She's barely 5 foot mate
Conspiracy nuts do my head in>that thing which happened? IT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN>all the people involved and those who witnessed it? THEY'RE ALL ACTORSgrow up you freaks
TRUE FACTS
bottle of wine chilling in the fridgfe
>>214338969right but why is trumps ear totally healed after being shot?
>>214338989giwtwm
>>214338969my polish grandad was a pow in auschwitz but rorke says it all never happened who do i believe?
>>214338969They don't do my head in, I just ignore them, I guess I'm just a bit more levelheaded than you idk :/
heatherfreak
>>214338969Bet you think Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy and acted alone. And that jet fuel can melt steel beams. And Epstein killed himself.
>>214338763>I heard dooby never followed nimi in the first placeThat's cope, I saw Dooby follow Nimi shortly after Nimi started twitter posting. Heck Dooby still follows Nimi's old Lemon Leaf accountI'd like if they streamed together again, the concert and collabs were fun but with Hyuni going on indefinite hiatus and Ashton Marten doing her own thing in her ecosystem I don't think they'll be any pull. Unless Saba brings Nimi along to the concert she'll host down the line. Dooby retweeted Mint's latest outfit so that link is still there. Nimi is mainly collabing with Mint and raiding Doki these days. The big indie concert is the only thing I can see bringing the trio back together
get a fucking brush shaft shoved up my arse pronto and parade me around the streets
>>214339057children HAVE to see this
have you ever had a wank to you know what
>whole meal bread>butter>Branston small chunk pickle>Lettuce>Cucumber >Tomato>Mature cheddar Ooh yeah it's a ploughwoman's lunch for me
cmon get the pure satire posted
yeah?
>>214339043>Ashton MartenLol is that a real person's name?
nigga name is keir
>>214339036hildawg is actually fitter
Desperate for some female attention
you hear duggy and bobo fell out because of dinky's big mistake at the googoofest 2024?
>>214339120god i wish i were this good looking
>>214339150right now you're just making shit up
Rorke ordering chips and omelette off the English section at his local Chinese takeaway
>>214339043you are extremely mentally ill
I wanna get him backI wanna make him really jealous, wanna make him feel bad >:)
>>214339180You having a cock and bollocks and wearing a wig
>>214339180do you actually wear a wig or do you have long hair?
>>214339236done him
>>214339120yh(vtubing name)>>214339191>pot calling the kettle black
kisses for rorkey
>>214339261BAAAAASEDDD and aaaaand... REDPILLED O-OR something...
>>214339180when are you going back to school sis
>>214339263I have long hair I don't wear nor own any wigs except my Giselle Gewelle cosplay wig.
>>214339180fancy posting your tits again? hankering for a wank over them
>>214339289
get the pots washed
>>214339322men are pigs
>>214339299I left secondary school in 2013 mate. I'm 28 years old.
>>214339329he wants to poo
>>21433936128 years old and male.
>>214339361if only you'd been a normal teenager instead of being an underage tranny on /r9k/
>>214339368just like me
>>214339361hey baby, these nerds bothering you? xx
mewing gay porn
>>214339389I was a normal teenager. I watched anime all the time outside of school. The freaks were the ones engaging in underage drinking, smoking and other nefarious activities.
*cures you of your mental illnesses*Don't bother thanking me
i have such a pointless life. if you dont have kids you might as well be dead
broke fanbergnot sure if there is any point in buying a new one at this point of the year
>I was a normal teenager. I watched anime all the time
It's not 'meow', it's 'miaow'
everytime i come here after living my normie life for a while it's like a culture shock, you really see just how miserable people in this site is
>>214339425Ah, yeah. The freaks who engaged in freakish activities like... Attention whoring on 4chan, taking brain and body altering drugs, cutting themselvesOh wait
https://youtu.be/uXY5ikPBg90
>>214339461shut it wimp
>>214339361bizarre response you said you're taking university courses or did you forget
>>214339497You must be one of them
>>214339497howling
>>214339450children are fucking digusting and parents are neurotic messesthere was a parent at a bbq I went to yesterday and she decided to regale us all with a story about how her little runtish kid shat through 3 changes of clothes at an airport one time whilst we were trying to enjoy our foodFucking freaks
>>214339411Yeah they are bothering me actually >>214339450I work with people my age with kids and their lives seem very grim. No free time at all, have to live by a strict schedule, can't do things on the spur of the moment, can't spend money on things they enjoy, no time for hobbies.My life is amazing by contrast they are envious of me and my zero hoots lifestyle.
>>214339518Yeah I must be
>I was a normal teenager>I watched anime
>>214339425Cookie deprivation doing you in, brookie
>>214339517We don't call uni "school'
>>214339517School and university are different. Nobody in the UK refers to their uni as "school".
>>214339534nobody is envious of your debilitating mental disorders and paedophilic fetishes you demented freak
>>214339554okay and? we do
>>214339572Who are you? NobodyWho are we? Everybody
>>214339572so?
shall be spending the weekend drinking the liquid jew and watching pointless stuff on jewtube
>>214339598>>214339599Thanks for taking my side here team. Some great camaraderie at play here
>poocastle spending almost 100 million on a player that's only had half a good season in the bundesligaoh my gays
>>214339534too much free time can be a bad thing
>>214339567>>214339599not in the uk am i
>>214339551wheels are woke
>>214339612yes, how can i help
>>214339621I use my free time productively. Learning languages, doing taekwondo, doing digital art, going for walks, watching anime, playing video games, playing with the catbergs.
>>214337606>>214337606>>214337606
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>>214339612Isak has screwed Newcastle over throwing his toys out of the pram
>>214339652so you're not going back to uni is what im gathering
>>214339696>early new when an empty /brit/ is already on the catalog
>>214339551if the invention of the wheel led you to this, what use was the invention?
>>214339699I am going back to uni :)
>>214339806why did you have a little tantrum when i asked before then
>>214339636it would be the opposite
