for the discussion of British culture
Why do YouTube nerds say "quote" before they quote someone
TroiLovely soft betazoid lipsmmm
How about Jacky Grealish though?
>>214346257the black john barnes
>>214346249Not replacing. Without brexit we'd have Jeets AND more Yuros who would be entitled to way more.
>>214346092they need mummy cat to show them what to do :(
>>214346175wfh 805+ is the only tolerable path
I never understood the hate for passport bros? Women in America and some western countries have so unrealistic standards that it shocks most people. Why would wanna spend money on a bitch and not get to hit
Elon from the top of the Marshttps://x.com/elonmusk/status/1961712297681830339
>>214346276how has immigration been since brexit?
nth for the baddiedem
>>214346315great. very enriching. poles out pakis in
>>214346315You saw the figures in the previous thread. EU immigration has gone down. Without Brexit it would have gone up along with immigration from non-EU.
Touching myself
doing a cry
even though i think trannies are lunatics i can understand how the idea came about and why people might support it in principle. but the "non-binary" nonsense? its just completely insane, transplanted whole cloth from 2014 tumblr, the same realm as otherkin and neopronouns. utterly bizarre that we are now expected to strain our language to breaking point to avoid referring to men and women as either men or women
Absolutely starving worse than children in Gaza but curryberg says they'll have it delivered in 50 minutesNot on
>>214346348love the divinyls (that one song) me
laughing at this mad woman crying about the rapture and her non-believer friends wont be saved
janitors can't delete spam because uhhh the nonce botnet is unstoppable or something
>>214346380my sister is like that about me the dumb bint thinks i'm gonna burn in hell
He’s dead lads. It’s all over Twitter. Probably will be announced in the next few hours.
>>214346344I don't think so.
>>214346396Neh
Thanks to the general societal decay Britain has these urban security guards who stand glued to the spot staring vacantly into the distance as if their presence alone is a deterrentUnfortunately druggies and youths aren't crows so know they don't actually pose a threat and shopping lifting rates continue to go up and up Thanks to the miracle of the ever increasing minimum wage these gormless Indians and Africans command a wage of 70% the median, for standing around and doing nothing
>studied on the side while working a shit retail job>managed to bag a job at a big company for 32k a year>pretty sure that's more money than what my manager earns at the shop I work atIt's a weird feel
>>214346413They've always been independent. It's not like if you stop immigration from one country other countries have biggest quotes.
The jannies don’t delete the spam because you still come here anyway even when they don’t, in fact you post more when they’re spamming because you’re here giving them attention and posting more than usual yourself. Wish everyone was as clever as me, it’s hard being surrounded by midwits sometimes.
>>214346257don't care after the manure match, fucking seething
>>214346344not to the extent that it has. boris purposefully lowered the bar to entry post brexit because he feared a massive labour shortage
>>214346394does she have kids?
>>214346425always cracks me up when i see some 5'3 jeet security guard
>>214346334looks less like a baddie and more like an ugly ghoul here
>>214346344Disagree, we had to get foreigners from outside the EU to do the jobs the poles used toUnfortunately Nigerians and Indians are far more likely to exploit loopholes which is why all those dependants came over partially leading to the explosion in numbers
>>214346425All while Rorke sits in his smelly bedroom /brit/posting, yeah?
>>214346368funny, that song would have been proper weird if it was a bloke singing
>>214346497That's correct, yes
>>214346476she's a goofball
if your ubereats order gets messed up as in you order maccies and only the drinks arrive that's 100% always the courier's fault right? like mcdonalds doesn't just forget entire meals
>>214346473No she's 16 lmao waiting for her to get out of her Christian phase
>>214346380>>214346394>>214346473I'm so fucking glad nobody in my family is properly religious.
>>214346523mmm yumy burgur
>>214346523I've had plenty of orders and McDonald's drive-throughs messed up. I'm talking completely different like a BicMac instead of a Filet of fish
There's a surprising lack of plug and play vr treadmill combo products out there. Want to get fit while playing video games. Not fussy but there's no great ones I've seen so far.
>>214346523you think couriers just have the staples and McD stickers to open and close the bags?
should i shave my legs?
>>214346523sir please understand am hungry
Right well that's Rorke discombobulated then. Completely bamboozled, doobyflipped.
>>214346558my granny and half of my dads side of the family are but not in the annoying yank evangelical way, more the quiet english way
>>214346669ah the ol alma mater as it were
This must be my 7th poo in 2 days. Only little squirty farty ones as well that take ages to wipe. Sick of it.
first thing the skinny small boat cronem see when they land
Off to the family party soon should be a good one
if you want to look strong, go to the gymbut if you want to be strong, do military workouts
>>214346687Sexter
>>214346710so the woman holding the sign is the enemy?
just saw a person outside
rorke mewing, keeping his neck and back unnaturally straight and telling himself he looks good
>>214346720did you pre drink
>>214346720say hi to your sister for me
>>214346687sargeant james doakes sex arse
>>214346763idgi
>>214346749no>>214346760she wont be there l have some fat female cousins though
>>214346776Me neither. I posted it because I like the sunglasses.
>>214346710lol she should be more specific because both pro and anti migrant folks are saying that
>>214346558Diego seething about this post
>>214346797K I N O
>>214346763why is he stuck
>>214346687>it's you... you're the gay harbour butcher!
>>214346789cor
>>214346763Bet whoever thought of that was well pleased with themselves
>>214346836see leftypol he's fit as a fiddle
need poo seal
just heard the news that Donald Trump has passed away. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will succeed him
>>214346862the famed poo barm
>>214346836clearly not him,
>>214346862Poo in a roll, my favourite
>>214346815summat to do with his tractor I expectengines broke or it's ran out of petrol
>>214346836unc is melting
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756553971440152.mp4
just eaten some demae ramen with chopsticks
about to go up the stairs
>>214346934Jeet deserved it tbf
>>214346985on all fours?
>>214346934they scream was of terror(at the self) and cringe
>>214346934TJD
>>214346934right. that's me never even bothering to approach women from now on and i'm not even a jeet
>>214347011nah normal style
ktim
quite fancy a doobskin but dont fancy buying a full 3g bag
rorke counting the colored players in each teams lineup
it's such bollocks that you have to sign in to see a glassdoor review
viet mong has returned
>>214347066booooooooooring
>>214346934Translation:>I do street portraits. Like this.For anyone wondering
the steam library
>>214346899it's the new model
>>214347165send help
Had a productive start to the dayAlas since then I've rotted in my smeggy little incel bedroom
>>214346880
ok tim
anglo countries have the worst cultures and worst women
okay timothy
anglo countries have the best cultures and best women
natsoclad (formerly commiemong) exposed
>>214347265synopsis for this literal novel?
raining out there i reckon
my friend wants to start torrenting again. he wants to know if he still needs a VPN to avoid the ISP letters
>>214347265wow communists are based and nazis are cringe
>>214347285>showing 95% chance of rain>it's not rainingand i cancelled my plans for today because of this FUCK
>>214347285just looked out the winda and yes it is
>>214347165get it played
im woke
>>214347293been torrenting for over 15 years and haven't gotten anything
>>214346231so the audience knows its a quote
lads I am in heaven right now with my curry, god bless the browns
>>214347293wank him off
>>214347340me when i get up in the morning
what's a poncer?
>>214347293no lol
>>214347373why
>>214347403why not
>>214347355my friend torrented two films on virgin media years ago and got a letter
>>214347403funny
>>214347370you won't be saying the same thing tomorrow when you shit your guts out
https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadowour slag is live
>>214347293Hi mate, thanks for asking your question. It's a great question to have on the show! I can confirm that you do NOT need a VPN in order to torrent. You can just throw any letters you get from your ISP into the bin.
ukraine is run by satanists no i will not elaborate
>>214347459problem is my friend lives in a houseshare and the landlord will see the letters
>lads I am in heaven right now with my curry, god bless the browns
>>214347454advertising or begging
>>214347433never had any and i'm with them
sir queer bummer
>>214347493Okay Rorkypops sure it is sweaty x
the 'keets have been screeching all day
>emmy's peaked at diamond rank >kate's peaked at immortalTIL kate was one of the best female valorant players in the world. the gyaldem are massive
sir shit piper
>>214347454paedophile content
>>214347612run by zionists so yeah it is
>>214347615Can birds get wanked off?
>>214347696so is nearly every country in the world in that case
>>214346200Dating in America >Must pay for everything >Must let me max out your Amex >Must make 100k a year >Be 6ft5>Look like a model >Also never show weakness This is all for a 4/10 with a million baby dadies
>>214347454oh shondo's back, hope that means she beat the case x
>>214347724the west? yes of course
>>214347725You think it's any different here?
>>214347725same here man
>>214347309>cancelled your plans for a bit of rainServes you right you utter poof
>>214347740bean
i actually really like indians, on here at leasttheyre quite funny
>>214347784>>214347776Do Brits even have a Amex? I mean it's kind of useful but only if you have high credit score
>>214347854
>>214347854yeah true
spaf bol for dinner
why are people who go to the gym homosexual?
>>214347856got a tesco bank credit card
>>214347849
>>214347854indians are a global superpower and they are world leading sir, all american technology companies are run by superior indians and make 1000 crore profitsmany indians in the uk would make it a great country
>>214347917it depends, people who go to actually get in a good shape usually ain't, but the ones who cares about how they look way too much tend to be
i doo stret potehts like des
we've been done https://www.twitch.tv/moonmoon/clip/RepleteBoldJamAliens-5q2BP69Ah9WD8akV
watching star trek deep space ninebig fan
>>214347939So it's like Amex? So points and rewards?
thought I'd try deliveroo for the first ever time and it's been 2 hours and my food still isnt here. karma for supporting the boriswave i reckon
Still waiting in the car should have just gone home and cameback in hindsight
spaki is out there right now raping children
>>214348064you get tesco clubcard points which you can spend on food
pooign and fartign
>>214347398one who ponces. obviously
>>214348073Alri tobes
you're based if you don't have a clubcard
Scrombling a poo
https://www.twitch.tv/rinuyiithe lass that anon matched with on hinge is live too
just witnessed the World Trade Centre get hit by aeroplanes
i have a little over 305k amex membership rewards pointsreckon i should take a vacation one of these days
how do we even know his name is toby
>>214348120advertising or begging
Lets have a gaming sesh.
omdsss sravani get here with my pizza
>>214348124>aeroplanesour spelling is retarded mmmm a plane made of chocolate
>>214347740why did she choose her avatar to be a child?
listening to a Japanese lass try to speak English
>>214348143It likely isn'tHe said he was called toby when he tried to convince us he was the Peter poster from London which was NOT the mouse poster
i got a whip for you tobyused to be my homie now you act like you don't know meit's a case of divide and conquercuz you let a jew break up my crew
>>214348143I live in thr Bailey Pageant caravan on 49 Dykebar Avenune. My name is Toby Cameron. I’m 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a " balanced"diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if thr janitor bans me, I’ll drink a blue lucozade while changing my sim card. I have a "thousand" sim cards now. In the shower, I use a toothpaste lined orange peel cleanser, then a dissovled nettle body scrub. Then I apply a frozen-urine facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I "prepare" the rest of my routine. I always use urine with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then peter posts, then an anti-janitor meltdown followed by a final mouse post. There is an idea of a Toby Cameron. Some kind "of abstraction". But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though you can hide my mouse posts, and you can give me a (you), and maybe you can even sense "our" lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.https://youtu.be/CiUQx-YFODs
bit quiet on here today
>>214348178aeroplane is clearly referencing windows aero
>>214348181because it's cute and funny
>>214348181she's tiny
>>214348205wait so who lives in the house
should I go out for cans yh or nh
valorant is not a serious video game
>>214348226she punched a wall xx
>video gamesgrow up man babies
https://www.twitch.tv/forsenonly stream you need
If you share this image in Britain you got send to jail
I go to the gym because i care about my looks and it makes women find me even more attractive :)
>>214348244blud couldn't reach immortal
just found out you shouldn't keep wine in a fridge because that would make it taste bad fucking hell I kept it there for like a week
>>214347854I have only 500 points
>>214348313didnt ask
>>214348282-2
>>214348306supermarkets keep wine in the fridgethis open wine? that will degrade over a week, yes.
>>214348262
>>214346200
>>214348386are you okay?
on one of my google street view travels x
fucking hell rorke that ain't right
girl i knew from school just posted herself and her on instagram friends hanging out with several cronem
>>214347398>DEPORT ALL CRIMINALSwhere you gonna deport the british criminals to eh?haven't thought it through have you
>>214348506that's tonight's wank sorted then surely
ladscant cope
>>214348508Australia check mate athiest
>>214348506You going to wank to it?
>>214348506fuck i can't even do english properly>>214348520have done a few to her before but now never will againshowed her true colours
my favourite bradley is the one where it's dark and he has a disgusted look on his face
>>214348506don't hog it all to yourself lad
I'm inconsolable
>>214348555?
>>214348285Allah means god
The last time wdc had pizza orders like this Trump ordered the bombing of Iran Something HUGE is going to happen
i dont car
>>214348570
>>214348581I think that's it but it looks different to how I remembered it. Shame
If my gf touches herself in the morning while I'm away at work -- am I emasculated?
need someone to put a funnel in my mouth and put a steady supply of ice covfefe down me gullet
>>214348631No, only when her dad does
>>214348582Al-Ilah means godAllah is the god of Islam
I'm 30 years old today
BREAKING NEWS: the rain has now reached my house. not saying I didn't believe you, i just never thought it would happen to me
>>214348663happy birthdayI'm 30 in 9 months
Just had grok work out how to return Britain to a 96% British countryIt said shoot them all!
>>214348663happy birthday!! xxx
honey, I blacked the kids
>>214348663it's official
>>214348663
>>214348663Yeah but how old were you yesterday? You'll have to do better than that, sorry.
>>214348663'grats bub
>>214348663WAHEYmake the most of your 30s because they're gone in a flash
>>214348306>>214348353Whether you should keep a wine in the refrigerator depends on ambient conditions and how soon you're going to drink it, not everyone has a cave in a temperate climate to store their vino inWhether you should serve a wine chilled depends on the variety and styleAnd an open bottle of wine will turn into vinegar but simply keeping it closed by bunging the cork back in or buying wine with a steel cap will slow the process right down
>starts raining>my entirely fibre optic and ethernet internet connection becomes slow
>>214348723
>>214348663Happy Birthday AnonNow that you are 30, you DO have a wife in order by now? Right?
Britain has created the urban scarecrow and pays him 70% of the median income
>>214348784Light slows down when it travels through a denser medium
just poured my booze down the toiletfucking pointless bollocks
>>214348819good lad
>>214348532>>214348562I know her father as wellNow I know he's a useless cuck of a manEmbarrassing
>>214348819you're supposed to drink it
>>214348819Yeah you’re gonna be looking for that in an hour
Right I'm getting out of bed and putting on some clean undies and some not so clean trackie bottoms and I'm taking those bastard bins out while it's raining and I'm less likely to run into a neighbourI'm doing it right now and... GO!
>>214348810He's based
I can't stop thinking about that bad shrink
>>214348784>people go inside and put the telly on>its all streamed via the internet>infrastructure becomes saturated>net slows down
I looked at the label on the wine and it says you should keep it between 5-20c temperature and the temp in the fridge door is like 8c so it's ok
>>214348865or you could just be friendly with your neighbour and want to talk to them
>>214348893Right well you can't post that can you
>>214348893sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooooo
right well that's a fanny
>>214348893dinner is served
that's a fannois
>>214348893
>>214348893fucking SEX
>>214348922
shagged a lass yesterday and she had peach fuzz on her chinshe wasn't a tranny before you lot start but it was quite the boner killer despite how drunk I wasfeel dirty today
>>214348663Happy birthday matey xxxlove ya
bobs and vagene immediately summoned ranjeet
>>214348995I am always lurking when I'm on /int/ though
why does the pussy look like the entrance is in the middle of that slit but it's actually right at the very bottomwhat a retarded design
>she wasn't a tranny before you lot start
Right you lot, from the beginning.You said something about a vagina...
>>214348960Hope you got her pregnant and you get stuck with her and she grows a goatee like a central desert aborigine
#FREESHONDO
if world cup is only next summer isn't it a bit late to be starting the qualification only now? have they shortened it
>>214348663leviosa!
>>214348960was she blonde? a lot of them are fuzzy
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
>>214349045yeah school girl vag
>>214349066we were duped...
>>214349127What about hillbilly elegy motion capture drunks
>>214349153sucking an inches
>>214349120nah brunette
Bit mad how the civil service, police and courts are all controlled by Fabian marxists.
>>214349137Do you wanna say that in the back of the police car?
>>214349127yet he browses an anime website, curious>>214349141he lost
>>214349141he's done em
>>214348663did being the youngest in school harm you you reckon
>>214349141bows down
watching the footy, but very good
>>214349228Did the man kick the ball?
>>214349239He did aye
>>214349239he did
NEW>>214349257>>214349257>>214349257
them goddamned fabian marxist neoliberal social democrat green-left georgist radicals
>>214349251Just shit myself in excitement and started screaming as my carer walked in
>>214349172Been saying this for years.We have a genuine deep state running the show.
>>214348895Yeah we'll call that plan b