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We're in here
beed is not the plural of bud but meese is the plural of moose
>>214359828Is he friendly
just took a shig
you can feel it all over
they dont goon like they used to
this is the thread
>>214359828i look like that
what are you guys doing rn with /cum/ in the background?
You need sex like you need vitamins and sunlightYes you can adapt and survive without it for a short period but extended abstinence will have your body grow strange and sick.And it's not a fast fix. You can't have sex one time and think "vgh thank god that fixed me back to vidya", it has to be /regular/
>>214359927watching LSpoo/clempus
go to goon.com and you'll become a goon
henlo my fellow smol beans
>>214359927/cum/ is always in the foreground thoever
Imagine eating this good(it's more pink, the flash washed it out)
>>214359927watching basedball
>>214359943whats da plan, boss
/cum/pipo rly be eatin dey food wif a gun pointed directly at theyseff
>>214359951>mashed potatoestry twice baked potatoes and you'll never go back to baby food, they pair well with a steak too.
>>214359927playing oblivion and drinking. had to give up the mixing bowl. :/ always hard, but i'll find another. i always do.
>>214359927mario kart
right now i'm eating then i'm thinking a quick goon then shower then back to gaming
Is today some Indian holiday? Why are they lighting off fireworks?
I have become so obsessed with Alien: Earth after hating it for the first two episodes that I rewatched the extended cuts of the first three Alien movies, the Fallout series as well as the extended cut of Lynch's Dune and now Gay-man's Sandman just to fill the void.
>>214360022labor day weekend o algo
I did not go outside today
>>214360022Diwali is around February, I think
at some point in your life you'll have to make a choice, women or gaming?
Didn't know it was labor day until just now.
>>214360085gaming.
Hippos are quite an aggressive animal, they kill some 500 people a year
Come all ye young rebels, and list while I singFor the love of one's country is a terrible thingIt banishes fear with the speed of a flameAnd it makes us all part of the patriot game
J E W R Y
>>214360124people is a bit of a stretch
the suicidal thoughts are getting worse. it wouldnt be so bad being dead
>>214360141Ironic post
>>214360092Jewry.
>>214360155Please get help anon
>>214360131I love that entire album, Live at le Carre, and that killer performance with a mandolin undescoring his Gaelic lilt...man, I've known that since childhood because my dad was a huge Celtic folk music fan
>>214360183I am and I've been ok for a bit, today's just a bad day. I just wanted to get my thoughts out there.
>>214360155Stay away from hippos
>>214360195I wouldn't even know where to find one so ok.
or Live in Carre, though the guy who wrote George Smiley is also worthy of tribute
>>214360191have you gone to ireland? i’d highly recommend going for trad fest, it’s normally in february. pubs all across the country host trad for days on end, it’s fantastic. i lived there for a bit and can’t recommend it enough. i feel many eastern europeans connect to irish trad more than others too. my ex gf was armenian and she became obsessed with it after spending time with me in ireland
>>214359425just cracked my 4th
u mad goyboi?
I dont have beer
>>214359927pve games and forensic files on my 2nd monitor
just cracked my 5th
just cracked my knuckles
Damn....I missed>>214355633 Bread edition. wsup fellas
crack this, alright
>>214359978Mashed potatoes done decently are good though. I love them with kidney beans and peas.
>>214360085women made that choice for me
>>214360234no, I only went to north London and a lot of places in Norfolk as a kid...it was magical, the most beautiful place I've ever seen outside of old Paris. Me and my friend even read M.R. James stories to each other at night in Norwich, though we were keen on buying as many Goosebumps novels as we could afford.
just cracked my cock
it should be legal to shoot dirtbike faggots gangland style
>>214360124The Africans probably try to rape them and that's why they get killed.
>>214360241wanna wiggle her nose. do jew girls get mad if you do stuff like that? i make fun of my wife sometimes for liking anything that's pickled, but she likes it. do jew girls get mad if you pinch their nose when they're stacking up coupons at the checkout?
>>214360302well, if you ever get the chance, go to ireland and try to see the whole country. you’d love the music scenes in Cork and Limerick. nothing beats it.
Just had the worst day in years and that's saying something
all these beers being downed means only one thing: debra is about the get the SHIT beaten out of her
>>214360325wha happen?
>>214360320idk but I'd definetly put that nose in my mouth and suckle on it
>>214360335WHAT
>>214360325me too
you can really feel baseball fandom lose the wind in its sails when college football starts
>>214360323I even know that Finnegan's Wake and The Rocky Road To Dublin aren't really Irish folk songs, or weren't to begin with
need a white bitch
garfield goes blue
Where's Rose Wolfe
>>214360341major (civil) legal trouble and no work or pussy>>214360353Whats up?
>>214360370>Whats up?just a very shit day at work
I think reading books on my phone in the dark is damaging my eyesight.Think I'll sleep with the light on instead.
My cock is 2 inches long, I'm 5'2, I make $75,000,000/year, and I fuck models every day
>>214360387I like to play some new age music or listen to 1930s pulp horror stories on youtube before I go to sleep, myself
>>214360177this is a good thing albeit
diagnosed with botulism
>>214360364
>>214360362many werent. one of my personal favorites (Seven Drunken Nights) was based on an English song (Our Goodman (Or, the Merry Cuckold and the Kind Wife) with an originally Scottish instrumental. you’re a real erinboo. you gotta go man
>>214360418vax status?
>>214360370that's sounds serious, how did you get in this predicament?
im a brony
>>214360429no
>>214360426there's a Slovenian version of Seven Drunken Nights, made in collaboration with the Dubliners themselveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q2jz1RTRYg
>Oh, somebody kill me please>Somebody kill me please>I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please>Kill me>I want to die>Put a bullet in my hea-a-a-a-ad
>>214360406I don't believe this
drinking and browsing, simple as
>>214360478Me in about 3 hours
>>214360406yet i still MOG you
>>214360418>>214360429
>>214360382Is it serious or solvable?>>214360448I'd rather not say but idk man the unemployment thing is really fucking me up. May be homeless soon too
>>214360466wow! that’s actually so neat, i had no clue there were non-english covers of the song. thanks man.
>>214360496Is that a tranny? Some strong features there
My cock is 0 inches long, I'm 3'8, I make no money, and I've never had sex
>>214360512i kneel
>>214360504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04IdgICxjko
>>214360335if debra didn’t need beatin then beer wouldnt need drinkin
Remember when Adam Sandler was funny? Yeah, me neither.
>>214360512you must be 18 to post here
>>214360500>Is it serious or solvable?I'm a healthcare worker so pretty serious for other people and not me but I still take shit home with me and feel like shit.
>>214360512my name is george. i'm unemployed, and i live with my parents.
fuck ireland
>>214360500>May be homeless soon tooDamn that sucks man...can't you get unemployment or something, I don't know how it works in america.
I'm 5'2", make $115K/year, and have had sex twice in my life but have not had sex in the last 5 years.
>>214360529His Hanukkah song is really funny
>>214360529his weird Hubie Halloween inflection drew me in for 10 minutes, but that's all I could take. Never was a Punch Drunk Love kinda guy, but I do love Uncut Gems. Too bad those two Jewbro authors fell out and now seem to be bitter enemies.
>>214360519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6m5oFFWEt8
>>214360543it seems IREland has drawn your IRE
>>214360553I'll have sex with you spinny
>>214360535are you a male nurse
Childhood is laughing at Adam Sandler/Seth Rogen drunk/stoner humor Adulthood is when you realize your favorite comedians were mostly Jews trying to subvert your morals
>>214360583no
it's literally impossible to have sex if you aren't chad
Does the term "a brown eye" automatically make you think of sphincters? I'm trying to describe a character's eye colour
>>214360535the EMS worker? I was asking you yesturday. It sucks man the mental toll is crazyA dumbass question, but have you watched pic related?>>214360552Haha idk man the legal shit will destroy me if it goes through. Housing is just too tough to get
>>214360553five-two?! man. i'm sorry for saying this, but i think i have christmas decorations in the garage taller than you. haha well, at least you aren't letting it hold you back.
>>214360601No you fucking porn brain
>>214360574krčma is in fact Slovenian for tavernhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsuPB7k-G64
>>214360585i thought those movies sucked as a kid too thoughbeit the only worthwhile one was step brothers
>>214360589completely false
>>214360541>mfw manifesting my destiny
>>214360500have you tried getting a job?
did someone mention destiny
>>214360602>the EMS worker? I was asking you yesturday. It sucks man the mental toll is crazynot me. and i have not seen that movie. should i?
>>214360602did you do something bad?
>>214360636Yeah, I was saying he gives trash head
>>214360601yes. "auburn eyes", "those ugly burnt-wood-looking circles", "her autumn eyes fell on me", get creative.
>>214360589You know that isn't true lol
>>214360602great movie(NTA)
>>214360609Lol, it's not a porn brain thing it's just a slang term I see people on the internet using. I'm relieved at least someone won't automatically make that association if I use the term.
>>214360636
>>214360636>Mr. Goonell, while you were masturbating to gay pornography my colleagues and I were reading the international court papers, you are embarrassing yourself...
I don’t watch youtubers. I look down on people who get too invested in the lives of ofhers. My few parasocial relationships are based on shared experiences and skill.
>>214360673the "crazy eyes" idea is schizo itself
>>214360654>yesAh shoot, back to the drawing board
I'd die for my country
>>214360695
>>214360709you will
Tawny hair and auburn eyes
>>214360632Tried can't get any. Just yesterday got in touch with a recruiter and then they suddenly requirement that I did not fulfill, which was never in the description>>214360643It's pretty good. Like Taxi Driver for EMS workers>>214360645Not directly but I'm behind on shit
>>214360709I sure as hell wouldn't
Men don't go to therapy.Men rewatch TTGL.
Kyle Rittenhouse has disappeared from public view and I don't know how he hasn't landed sponsorship deals.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_zwTfTNK2E
>>214360722Well I hope everything goes well anon and you don't have to go homeless.
>>214360737>TTGLI don't know what that stands for
Ladies and Gentleman please be upstanding for the national anthem
>>214360700never get rid of anything. edit, edit, edit. writers are lucky. our clay doesn't harden overnight. the paint doesn't dry into something you despise. save it in a document, no matter how much you don't like it. or how stupid you think it sounds.
>>214360745he's not charismatic and is boring
>>214360731Then get the fuck out of here and go back to your third world shithole
AND WOE TO HE WHO LOOKS FOR TEAWITH MCALPINE'S FUSILLIERS
i’m kinda cute for a chudcel
i wish i were born in yugoslavia
>>214360754*kneels*
>>214360747Thanks bulvbro I pray so too
>>214360751https://youtu.be/5EXFilTUiko
wish the mac donalds app would tell you the current toy
>>214360762Sure but he just needs to smile and say something like "Drink Coca Cola! It kills commies and faggots!"
>>214360770Kek, this is my homeland, my ancestors have been here since colonial times.I won't die for this course, suck my dick chud
>>214360668Yes it's a porn brain thing, "brown eyes" is just a normal thing people say because the majority of the worlds population have brown eyes, nobody except a porn brain would think it's referring to a anus
>>214360796you get mad pussy?
>>214360828Andale, vamoose
hej hej hej sokoly
jodi taylor's best hits
>>214360805Which part?
>>214360865bulgaria
>>214360872That was not part of Yugoslavia
>>214360805Yugoslavia is not a real place. I was born in Yugoslavia, but I am old. There is Slovenia and then there are the Serbo-Croatian countries and then there is Macedonia and Bulgaria. Those are the divisions of the South Slavs.
matcha labubu
>>214360872That's not yougoslavia frenderino
>>214360865Kosovo
>>214360890yugoslavia is the only reason slovenia exists todayif it was dismantled in ww2 you would be exterminated or speaking german or italian
>>214360919Why do you want to be poor?
>>214360865serbia>>214360872wasn’t me>>214360890explain more. was it more of an identity present in serbia and bosnia?
>>214360928Eurogibs
>>214360890Macedonia?Not a real country!
>>214360948Macedonians would find this post offensive
Alexander was Macedonian
>>214360943>He thinks there are gibs in the Balkans
>>214360978He was from the Greek kingdom of Macedonia. The current country of Macedonia is inhabited by Slavs who arrived more recently.
>>214360967
>>214360981Wait no gibs?>>214360990Nope he's exactly like the modern day Macedonia
I don't feel any pain at all right now, and it feels wonderful. Being healthy is such a blessing.
>>214360990Based knower
>>214360833You're a roastie aren't you
>>214360990Wrong. His family came from what today is Poland.
>>214361029my stomach is rumbling and im farting
>>214361038No, I'm not a roastie for associate brown eyes with brown eyes instead of anuses
>>214361029Based!
>>214361027>Wait no gibs?No gibs, no nothing. Why do you think there's barely any refugees here?
Life would be better if I could lose like 15lbs
>>214360895a man of culture
>>214360936Yugoslav is shorthand for Serbocroatian. Even Macedonians may be included in that definition due to several factors, but Slovenes are not culturally Serbocroatian. Though an amount of racial discrimination has also been directed at the post-Ottoman southerner here.
>>214361067You can lose 15 pounds. I did it in like 3 months
What should I do with old video games and trading cards from my childhood? I feel like they're worth money but selling them online would take too long
>>21436106715lbs is easy brominga, what is your diet?
>>214361108xD
>>214361104Sell to a store or something.
had a serbian friend in grade school. she was cool but kinda awkward
I've seen videos of Bulgarian ghettos on YouTube, shit is depressing
>>214361165poverty is depressing in every country.
>>214361160Serbian girls are fun but a lot of them are sluterinos, same with Romanian
nigga who gives a fuck
>>214361192Katrina 2.0 is imminent with FEMA cuts
>>214361165That's where the gypsies live.
>>214361108death to boomers
>>214361182funny you say that cause i don’t think this girl has ever had a boyfriend and she’s now 25. feel bad for her but im pretty sure she’s basically under her father’s very strict control
>>214361147They'd give me something stupid like less than 5 bucks each, and online they'd be like 20-40 probably if not more
>>214361201Do you have to be weary around gypsies like we do with ghetto black people
>>214361076the most similar country to slovenia is croatia and it's not even closethat some slovenes wear lederhosen doesn't change the overwhelming importance of language and you speak a south slavic language
https://youtu.be/oOSyhTqx7w4
>>214361067you and me both honey
>>214361192Louisiana is one of my favourite states and you will NOT disregard their 9/11.
>dawnfang has extinguished 9 livesgetting close.
>>214361192George Bush doesn't care about black people
> Louisiana is one of my favourite statesbait used to be believable.
i shouldve been a teenager in 1990s seattle
>>214361209Hmm interesting. Is she cute?>>214361214No, they are scared of us. I rarely see them. In the 2000s we used to have skin head gangs who would spend all day searching for the and beating them up. Most of them are on heroin or some type of drug and malnourished, I kind of feel bad for them.
>>214361274They have beignets!
>>214361224my dad was forced to wear lederhosen as a kid and he always hated it
I should have been a middle aged Greek philosopher in 2nd century bc Greece
>>214361303Idk lions still existed in Greece at that time, sounds scary
time to wash my bbc
>bait used to be believable.On Fridays I wax poetic about Louisiana. You don’t get to interrupt that.
>>214361291>scrapes a finger over and licks the powder sugar off
>>214361289There's probably 20% of them who actually are hard workers and work construction or something and have their life together. All the street sweepers and urban cleaners are gypsies - those are the kinds of jobs they work.
>>214361316You have a LBC
>>214361289she’s a bit chubby but she could be 8/10 if she lost the weight
>>214361306that is why humanity invented the assault rifle
>>214359927Your mom
>>214361163
don't even remember the last american game i've played, step up your game yankees
my jintsies are getting destroyed :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZpVxWiv0oU
>>214361346It's true. Americans forgot how to make games.
what does it mean if your appendix explodes?
>>214361291I've been meaning to make those. Once a year a make donuts.
>>214361342that should have been me
I had to rob and steal to fill my stomach with a nice meal
>>214361355https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otTW0JczoGQ
>>214361371Why don't you distribute your fridge magnets more evenly across the fridge?
>>214361332Go train her and become her boyfriend. Or no, maybe you are an architect...
>>214361371Looks good
>>214361367It means you have appendicitis and need to go to the emergency room immediately
>>214361367wdymyou bleed out and die unless you get immediate medical attention
i enjoy spreading misinformation, particularly to older people who aren't proficient with technology to stay up-to-date
>>214361394lol idk>>214361403Thanks, they are really fluffy on the inside. I got this recipe from a Yorkshire cook funny enough. They reminded me of the donuts they sell on the beach in Greece which are delicious.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>>214361471If you get the opportunity, you should probably kill yourself
>>214361486it's funny watching their grasp of reality slip away as the world moves faster than they can keep up
I think it took a lot of guts to do what Robert Ford did.
Louisiana would be a paradise if it wasn't for all the hurricans and naggers.
>>214361471Old people have had 30 fucking years to learn how to use the internet, I have no sympathy for technological illiteracy
Hello my name is Pontiac Bonneville
>>214361471saar>>214361505saaar
>>214361502he was a coward tho, did that nigga from behind
>An online dating service where convicts post personal ads looking for loveAre you fucking kidding me?
homer margemaggieand skinnermr burnsapulennyand carlralphmoekrustyand sideshow bob
>>214361523I didn't realize you had to assassinate people from the front. It's like calling a poker player a fraud for bluffing. It's part of the game.
>>214361527future lisa is so fucken hot
>>214361527WE DIDN'T START THE SIMPSONS
when jesus came in on a cloaky horsey, came from miles and miles, down to nazareth……..
Indians are seething because Canadians now openly despise them. They're coming to /int/ and making anti-Canadian threads kek.
>>214361560are you quoting David Tibet?
vercingetorix
https://x.com/i/status/1961944020911067396
>>214361587There was an indian girl at the bar today, she was cute.
>>214361587I don't despise them, I just want them gone and stripped of any privileges afforded to them and for them not not be able to come back for a TBD date
>>214361557Wow they actually already did ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oUXUn30hts
thinking of getting my gf’s name tattooed on my neck for our 2 week anniversary
what was your favorite John Cena moment?
>>214361633worst idea ITT
>>214361633pretty romantic idea
>>214361615you mean gypsie?
just got done flossing and using mouth wash for my brown rotten teeth
>>214361649No, gypsies don't go to bars and intermingle with us. She was probably a medical student. She was speaking in english and headbobbing.
>just got done flossing
>>214361590no i’m quoting thishttps://youtu.be/GvexrWkj5AM?si=r3zZzNrpm9u_ATfQ
>>214361587>>214361626This. I don't hate them but I want every single one deported and barred for life.
>>214361671so i guess that prefab sprout guy wasn't alone in the world, huh
>>214361670zoomer dancing was a good thing for the male sexmen should not be afraid of dancing
>>214361697even indians?
trolling on the internet right now
>>214361705they make a cute couple
>>214361697dancing is great, more people should go dancing
>>214361587spiritually, i am him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPSuhgFmAIAI'm tripping out but I'm experiencing this downer of a song totally positively
i'm a cumming cumer
>>214361705This guy would be thrown out of the bar here and some other things might happen to him.
If You Can’t Get A Girl In The Summertime
>>214361705these bitches will ruin a guys life over a glance in a gym but do nothing at a groper cus hes brown
You can brush my hairs undress me anywheres
the look of abject fear in her eyes after he touched her
Sakuraaaaaaa……Sakuraaaaaaa…..Ich’….Ni….San….Chi
>>214361782why are you guys sitting with sneakers inside?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQok I pull up
>>214361781vile bitch needs to brush her teeth
>>214361792>inb4 meltdown on /tv/
>>214361792WHITE CONSERVATIVEBANKERS
>>214361794im a cultureless dirty little mutt mkay? alright? deal with it
>>214361792if I could just remember even the basest of moral teachings that anyone at all tried to impart upon me instead of stuffing my mouth with drugs and listening to rock n rollhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNV8vG0UAtM
>>214361812t. Rajesh Hampreet
i'm proud to be a juggalo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9q1FomLSkw
>>214359951>gun pointing to youI wouldn't trust you to not shoot yourself.
sex is stupid and dumb
>>214359688
>>214361816you watch that Wyatt Stagg video?>>214361825sorry man, I don't want no trouble
make the real new
>>214360496People are still getting boosters? RIP heart.
>>214361862I have come to think that that notion separates the really hard alchies like Cobes from my own more pleasure loving self.
>>214360496TOP KEK
>>214361108>mcr>invader zimHoly Millennial, Batman.
>>214361782I like Yuengling but can’t stand the flight ones.Shits like a seltzer with a drop of beer flavor.Though I can’t judge somebody for drinking shit right now because I forgot to put my beer in the fridge so now I’m drinking a twisted tea that’s been in there for months
>>214361705Is that Kash Patel? That dudes hand is crazily close to her titty
