what was the biggest crime you have committed in your country
being born
>>214363330Triple homocideAnd petty theft
>>214363330I buy drugs quite often
>>214363330since it's been so long I guess I can tell:wait nevermind, not telling you shit
>>214363481
you won't trick me glowie
manslaughter, my friend's uncle was the general prosecutor at the time so they dropped the case
>>214363330I accidentally threw paper waste in the place meant for plastic.
>>214363330breaking & enteringstealinginternet scammingcredit card fraudbank fraud
>>214363330Murder.It was 10 years ago.>Be me, night walker>Buy a hammer for repairs at home at a local store>Pass in a very dark street>See two guys in jackets>They pretend to have guns by putting their hands in their jacket and try to rob my phone>I use my hammer and hit one of them in the head>he falls>The other guy runs away>I hit him in the head 3 or 4 times againNever knew what happened to the guy. I believe maybe the police took his corpse and abandoned him somewhere else
>>214363601Mexican glowies have more to do than to browse 4chanWhich they have no jurisdiction anyway
This thread glows.
>>214363691>internet scamming>credit card fraud>bank fraudAny tips?
i confessed my love to a grill
I dont pay for my ticket on the tram. Shit is too expensive.
>>214363330Trafficked half a kilo of coke across state lines.
>>214363735Me too. She was a prostitute btw
going 110 in a 75 zone in the middle of the nightdoing acidclimbing radio towers
>>214363842How much was you paid?
>>214363734it's dead now for casual credit card fraudbank fraud is harder tok, be the middle man between american nigger & russian with ACH draining on telegrameasiest thing to get started is pretend to be a real business or charity based in ukraine, for a <€100 in fee/donations. you can ask them for more if you update where you "use" the money be creative, dog shelter, buying clothes, restoring school, etcyou just need someone to receive the money either real ukrainians, in ukraine, or have ukrainian bank account to receive the money (with SEPA/moneygram/western union). try google noones, they'll ask for 30%-50% cutor you can go indian routes and blasted american boomer with robocall (too much logistics, never tried it), just reverse engineer the script from scambait vids50€ is fucking nothing to retarded white european, good enough to get an extra €500 a month with almost no efforts
>>214363563What
stealingdoing drugsdriving while on drugsarsonbreaking and entering
>>214363968I honestly don't know you haven't been killed yet. Ever consider suicide. Might help.
>>2143639133g of coke + gas + $40I was a dumb junkie and my dealer needed a driver to help him go pick up. This was 15 years ago, glad I left that life behind long time ago.
When my nigerian friend needed a job, I helped photoshop his social security card to not show the "no greencard provided" (or some other disclaimer) as he needed work NOW and had to wait 6 more months to get the SS card without that crap on it. We made a print out and glued it to the front of his real SS card and he ended up getting a job at a car dealership for a bit.What's funny is that when I dropped him off at his work to show documentation, it took like 1 hour to get through it. Apparently they couldn't look him up in the system yet and so they kept eye balling the card. He was about ready to bounce kek.
>>214363330what makes a crime bigger than another? its hard to tell some apart. Maybe the possible jail time one would get? but I don't know about laws
>>214363330pirating music, movies, games, etc
i shoplifted from a duty free store at boston logan airport. it was actually a revolutionary act because that airport sucks cock
>>214363968Thanks. I guess I can try the Ukrainian thing
>>214364013Damn you got btfo hard. It was worth gold
>>214364224Drug addiction makes people do stupid shit, who would have thought!>>214364014N
>>214363533having a rare flag like htis and not getting yous should be a crime
>>214363330when I was like 7-8 I ate some grapes at the market and don't pay for it. As an adult just a little arson here and there
>>214363330>illegal snowmobile driving in mountains>illegal 4x4 driving in the forestthis would get me a lifetime here
>>214363691>>214363734>>214363968>>214364200>3rd worlders doing 3rd worlder stuffMANY, MANY such cases
>>214363870Grim. My condolences.
>>214363700that's fucked up my niggawtf
>>21436398850$ is like what? 2 burger and fries?
>>214363700know a guy who survived an attempted murder by hammer to the head, his mate didnt. its according to him an out of this world pain, like literally getting your head bashed in.
>>214363330having sugar babies and tax evasion
>>214363700It's not technically "murder" to kill someone in self-defense during a robbery attempt. Still pretty ghetto and gruesome to kill with a hammer. True savage jungle monkey.
>>214364762sugar babies? how old are these girls (or boys)?
>>214363330Cheated on my gf
>>214363330stealing from work igforging doctors notes in highschool?Im a very boring inconspicuous personI snorted mephedrone once
>>214364965>tf>tpYou guys are never beating the aligaitions
>>214363330Arson
>>214364965>flagNot a shocker. Most fr*nchman are unfaithful shitbags.
>>214363330You a glowie??Officially drunk driving...
