>>214364862
it's the gooning hour
>>214367386Is he Chinese, or Japanese?
>>214367519>pedo_trolllol
Jon Jones is an ugly nigger.
>>214367386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTsAy2Rrn_s
Had lots of stinky farts today
I’m fucking chinese
>>214367725I'm from Laos
Glass half empty: I can't be happy without drinkingGlass half full: I can be happy by drinking
Im fucking GAY dude
l dan’t reajjy wort tu b aIivo enynore
>>214367790Everything is going to be okay
Cause this dick was made for cumming and that's just what it'll doOne of these days this dick is gonna cum all over you
woke up much too earlyI finish my rockstar and then do neck today I think, perhaps some forearms as well
>>214367513>being too lazy to read a few wordsRetard.
>>214367790Noose is pretty cheap. You could probably get one at shartmart
What if it was called reservoir frogs and everyone in the movie was a fucking frog
>>214367802Thanks fren :)
>>214367519>that long rambling attempt to rationalize calling himself "pedo_troll"LMAO>Is a zionist jewpottery
>>214367833https://youtube.com/shorts/QsJegK8BtXI?si=0V3xDaCYPMDQ4_Ij
>>214367802why would you tell him that? why would you tell anyone that? everything is *not* going to be okay. things are going to be sudden, and stressful.
>>214367860Frogs don't have protruding ears so the ear scene would have to be cut
>>214367843My most recent purchase? Old black rope. Gonna learn how to tie it, hang it in my chamber.
>>214367911son of a bitch. back to the goddamn drawing board
i think i might be an unlovable jerk
I'ma with a bad bitch named Shondashe gay and she swing both ways like nun chucks
>>214368013oh God. me too. and i'm a sensitive one, at that. i'm so scared every person i meet will hurt me, so i retreat into this small shell. but the shell is tight, so i lash out to see if anything's out there.
/cum/ helped me get my GED in 2019 at a local college when I was 19 or 20.>howI asked some boomer here if it was hard and he said anyone could pass it.
>>214368013>>214368103really therapy hours, huh??well the thing about unlovable jerks is you can probably change...probably...maybe.
>>214368132I wonder if he is uncut or cut.Probably cut since he loves Jesus the Jew.
>>214368153Why are you thinking a man's penis.Are you a homosexual?
>>214368130yeah we may bust ur balls a lot here, sonny boy but don't say /cum/ doesn't have some helpful, basic ass advice for you youngins haha
>>214368164>Are you a homosexual?so it seems, so it seems
>>214368103Damn that’s relatable. I’m sensitive too and very emotional but I hide all of that. It’s this bizarre paradox of needing to be alone and then feeling desperately lonely.
>>214368164Why aren't I thinking about genital mutilation ? Are you mutilated and happy about being mutilated? You're happy that your sexual organ is mutilated?That makes me gay for wondering about your sexual organ that got mutilated?
dangerously close to filtering canada
dangerously close to mutilating my cock because a desert jew named Jesus cut his cock off for Judaism.
>>214368210>>214368103literally me. i always misinterpret things as other people mocking me or trying to belittle me and end up being rude to people who just want to be my friend. im literally built to suffer in so many ways that it actually becomes impressive
concerned a six pack and one clamato won't last me. there's no way. four hours. that's all it needs to do. just four hours, and a new person will be staffed behind the counter, i have my debit card, the sun will be up, and everything will be alright. maybe sports will be on the tv. who knows. but i will be alright. i know it. it shouldn't even be that hot out yet.
yeah it's worth it I think
dangerously close to stroking my cock
/cum/ changed my life
>>214368325you can tell they don't love them
>>214367753Enlightened: I don't want to be happy
>>214368277We are our own worst enemies.
>>214367912Mr money bags splurging on his suicide
>>214368382oh, the 'if-then' thing. yeah, he was right. but i want to be happy. i want the carrot, stick, string, and the grass and sun too. heh, isn't there a calvin & hobbes about this? 'i don't want pleasure, i demand euphoria!', something like that.
When im on my goon chariot mid stroke I feel like Ghengis Khan riding into a village at the zenith of my pride Then post nut I realize I'm just a sad man on a dirty toilet
>>214368473Yeah lol. Those are just song lyrics though. I’m not actually gonna kill myself unfortunately.
>>214368532Never say never
have you ever seen the rain
https://strawpoll.com/poy9k2YvwgJhttps://strawpoll.com/poy9k2YvwgJhttps://strawpoll.com/poy9k2YvwgJdeath defying triple backflip off the high platform unforgettable legendary poll
>>214368644Its this
>>214368558Well not soon anyway lol
I've hanged out with literal bums and whores in the past. I am not proud of myself.
>>214368510have you never read or even seen the opening of A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
>>214368750If you didn't pay the whores for sex then you're one step above me
>>214368750You're like Jesus Christ or something
>>214368750So too did Jesus
>>214368767I've been paying for sex and female company since I was 19. I've one had one real gf but she was an obese bitch that had 90 options.
I'd love to continue hanging out with you all, but I need to go to bed.Good night!
>>214368771>>214368771I'm uncut.Jewsus was cut.
>>214368812a boob AND tummy slap?! girl is going hardcore.
My name is Dosmo...PIZZO!
>>214368837But you are both celibate.
why did the jews hate foreskin
a million small tragedies
>>214368908They don’t hate it. It’s a yummy snack to save for later.
>>214368899How you know Jesus didn't get any? That's his mom not him
My thoughts are going too fast and I don’t feel good! Can’t sleep either, here’s a tune:https://youtube.com/watch?v=pOc-RCGj6iE
>>214369067jesus was a volcel. says a little something about our fricken society when you really think about it
>>214369067Shiiiiiiet I don’t know. I’m just regurgitating stuff I was told in Catholic school. When I die, I’ll ask Jesus if he ever got any poontang. Or I won’t if he’s not real.
>>214369150even gaythiests know jebus was real idiot
If turtle wow gets shut down I'm gonna be depressed. There aren't any other good servers and I was looking forward to all the new dungeons and raids and quests at 60.
panzer division destroyed goes good with wolfenstein.
WabababaAwawababababaSometimes a real nigga just needs to say shit like this
>>214369323https://youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg?si=rA8a7KYyKWjr_Cso
I won 2 dollars in the olg lotto max lottery encore.I spent $6.I got $2 back.I don't mind spending $6 a month on lottery tickets.
>>214369113he was definitely hitting a hottie like Mary MagdalenaAll that feet rubbing n shit
>>214369411U shud sending me mone
all posts below me come from gays and trans "people"
>>214369392Wubba lubba dub dub! That’s the waaaAAAaayy the newsgoes.
>>214369459What would you even spend it on
>>214369503what do you want me to do? ill be your employee
>>214369537Fuck off Brian
>>214369628I'm not sure what I said provoked this response, but I can assure you that I am not Brian. With your 6 dollar monthly sponsorship I will preform some minor task in your interests. If you aren't interested that's ok, but please don't debase yourself with misdirected anger and rudeness
train my runescape skills to 99
>>214369701Ill play runescape for you but I will do only as much as seems appropriate and/or until i get boredi had a friend in wow and he gave me his log in information so I could do pvp for him and get him pvp gear
>>214369684Kill yourself Brian.You gay fat spic retarded bitch.You're so mentally ill.
>>214369829I'm not the one schizophrenically accusing strangers of being brian. I don't even know what that guys posts are like
Obsessively namedropping namefags is the gayest possible 4chan behaviour
>>214369876Brian, you need to kill yourself.
>>214369940right, this is one of those situations where there's just no winning but to not respond. you are clearly too far gone
Smoking weed rn (just woke up)
>>214369978yeah, kill yourself fat gay ugly spic.Death to Brian.Gay groomer pedophile.
how do I tell if its brian posting
>>214370125He acts gay as fuck like goshpedo.
is he the one that casts spells
mum said son you're retarded
>someone hated my posts so much they thought I was brianeven here I am an outcast
The new ads on the youtube app have a button beside the x that looks like it would bring up options like "Not interested" but just opens the website for the ad
I should have drank more coffee if I wanted blood flow to my head to grow the hair.Oh well, I don't mind having a Hunter S Thompson look.
>>214370585You can stop seeing ads on youtube forever on both your phone and computer at any time
>>214370396That’s just Schizojeet having a meltdown albeit
>>214370652who the fuck are all these people
getting high at 6am award
>>214370645Cool
I desperately need to unfuck my life. Goddammit why did I have to become such a loser? I’ve got “demons” or whatever but so does everybody else. I’m just weak. No impulse control. Zero discipline. Scared of the world so I just hide. If this were ancient Sparta, I’d be one of the weakling babies they hurled off a cliff. It’s all my fault, I know. I have nobody else to blame. I’m trapped inside a prison I literally built for myself. Goddammit fuck.
>>214370956How old are you?
>>21437108428 years young
>>214371123I was trying to fix my life this year.It didn't work out at all.I only made $5,000 for the year 2025 and got fired too.It's not your fault.This world is shit.Sometimes, you just gotta hide in and take care of yourself.I'm 25.
>>214371152The world is shit but I have old high school friends who are succeeding. I’m the the one who’s a fuck-up. I don’t know, man. Even if you’re right about everything, I’m still miserable. I’m trying to take better care of myself. But I have no direction in life. I feel so defeated and pathetic.
cooking up a brick 7:30 in the morning
It's amazing how bad 4chan posts are recently.
>>214371277>277Lol your post ended in the amount of hours I worked in 2025. It says that on my record of employment (ROE).>But I have no direction in life. Bro I got blocked by a liberal redhead white girl on tiktok for mentioning the fact we have 500,000 illegals in the country and 5 million expired visas.Canada is FUCKED.I got assaulted for the first time in my life this year in may of 2025 and the police didn't even arrest his ass.I don't even go outside.Not even worth it, unless I have to for shopping or work. I'm unemployed.My 3am walks are over for life.I have PTSD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNzrVtUWiBcWWII is such a kino war.Only war besides the US Civil War were there was a good side and a bad side, and the good side won.
hello cummersi'm going to canada next week, and was wondering if you can show up to a firehouse and get a tour like in america or are leafs more uptight about life? did that twice last year in the states because it was so coolin general, are leafs like americans where they'll start chatting to you unprompted in the street/bus/restaurant etc. or not realy
>>214372257I don’t know about firehouse policies. You’re probably more likely to be allowed to do that in a small town than a big city. Likewise, people are chattier in smaller towns than big cities, as they don’t have to contend with as many hostile third worlders
>>214372311they did that in cities too, some young heroin addict with a guitar dude asked if we're from serbia on a DC bus, we had a nice chat, only one guy in NYC was an asshole, said I must spend a lot of money on my girl for her to be with me lol, it was in harlem and we were the only two white dudes there
>One day, I am gonna grow wings>A chemical reaction>Hysterical and useless>Hysterical and
I got first hand experience on how jeet immigrants are.They are basically worse than niggers.Imagine stalking people when you are bored.
i'm tired of all the porn, of all the gooning
i think the earth might be round........
>>214373597It’s an oblate spheroid
Earth is an oblate mongoloid
Alternatively, Earth is an obese negroid
You can't make this shit up.I think I'm being targeted by a Brampton Indian gang.Wtf.Canada is gone.
I managed to get some sleep, Monday might be saved.
>>214374517Leave Brampton lmao
>>214374517बहनचोद
Enjoy being alive? I don’t even enjoy being alive, much less enjoy being alive. And don’t even get me started about enjoy being alive.
Jerking it at the Korn concert rn
>>214374991Hardcore Korn
>>214375038>I can see I can see I'm going blind*Accelerates jerkin*
>>214374695>>214374749I'm not in Brampton.I'm hours away from there.I think they tried to take over this city but got kicked out and I'm a target for some reason.But yeah everyone knows he's a criminal scum faggot.
Shuhada' Sadaqat
I want to blow my squibnits straight outta my ass
i want to blow some fat juicy clouds
>Trump sending in the national guard is a manufactured crisis there is no crime problem in Chicago-JB Pritzker
>>214367725stop race mixing
>>214375297>JB PritzkerI don't even have to check...
>>214375297Violent crime is always a problem. Doesn't mean it's a crisis
hello. time for church
Let me eat your pussy!
>>214375410As somebody who LIVES in Chicago I will confirm that it is a crisis kek. There is a reason the governor hosted that press conference in downtown and not the south side.
All women are evil
>>214375594not really, what about your mom?
>>214367513What ocean?
>>214375644she has also committed her share of evil
how does it feel to have a thread which anyone can just come into and derail? like our polack thread is only really accessible to speakers of polish and here it's like I can just come in and talk about bullshit
>>214375644Especally my mom
I hanged out with one of my weed dealers and his boy does coke.Now first time I saw cocaine, these guys were doing it in front of me. I didn't know why. This was in 2018.Fast forward 5 years later.I see him on the news for beating up some guy.I can't believe I hanged out with weird people and didn't get my ass beat and they were chill with me.Still doesn't change the fact I got assaulted on may 18, 2025. I feel like god is protecting me or I used to put myself in dangerous situations.
>>214375694>our polack thread is only really accessible to speakers of polishwow that must be a great thread
>>214375694indifferent? we've had our share of schizo spammers throughout the years. in fact, schizojeet is spamming right now >214375713
>>214375694Well, Poland is safe, according to an 18 year old Albanian girl who sells drugs (cocaine) in germany
>>214375765is she cute?
>>214375926Yes and I fucked her
>>214375297BREAKING: Beloved member of the Chicago schizophrenic gay scatfag community Brian tortured to death by Drumphf’s right wing death squads!!!
>>214375941nice
pork and iced water
>>214375694I sometimes go into /int/ generals for languages that basically no foreigners speak (ex: Finnish, Hungarian, etc) using Google Translate, and they’re all over me for the novelty of a foreigner showing up in their thread
>>214375687>>214375698Like what?
>>214376021That said, I try to avoid being a nuisance, and try to make interesting conversation with them
>>214375957Who is Brian?
>>214375926She is actually.Like very hot.That person you responded to isn't me.
>>214376103There are some good looking albanian girls.
>>214376161I won't get started on the Bulgarian girl I met recently.She's way hotter. But not legal age.Ghosted her because wayy wayyy too young.Fuck she's hotter than the Albanian girl and more innocent.
Fucking general of wetbacks and jeets with two or three little incel whitoids built for bbc LOL
I will venture to believe that in no time, since the beginnings of Society, was the lot of those same dumb millions of toilers so entirely unbearable as it is even in the days now passing over us. It is not to die, or even to die of hunger, that makes a man wretched; many men have died; all men must die,—the last exit of us all is in a Fire-Chariot of Pain. But it is to live miserable we know not why; to work sore and yet gain nothing; to be heart-worn, weary, yet isolated, unrelated, girt in with a cold universal Laissez-faire: it is to die slowly all our life long, imprisoned in a deaf, dead, Infinite Injustice, as in the accursed iron belly of a Phalaris' Bull! This is and remains forever intolerable to all men whom God has made. Do we wonder at French Revolutions, Chartisms, Revolts of Three Days? The times, if we will consider them, are really unexampled.
>>214376227How's the wife
what is blud yapping about [skull emoji]
>>214376227turn on your monitor
mexi cock...
>>214367386Year 1975American special forces and Soviet special forces accidentally activate the gate network now both are stuck on a alien planet ruled by a tyrant
I've been living in this city for 8 years.I got assaulted one time in my life in these 8 years.I'm 25 years old.I want to kill myself.I'm on the verge of homelessness.I have depression and anxiety.I wish the police arrested the guy who assaulted me instead of just saying, "call us".Fuck my life.
>>214376221Yeah Bulgarian girls are great. I would never leave this place and that's one of the reasons.
>>214376577What happened? How did you get assaulted?
>>214376716Everyone knows about him.I ruined his image super hard infront of the boss.I thought he was a normal guy.He wasn't.He came to my place to assault me.Then I ran away.I hate this guy so much.He slapped me super hard and made my eye go blind for 40 seconds.I'm never gonna fall for the go outside and be social meme.I'm just going to kill myself.I'm not moving from this city.This is MY CITY.I'm going to die here.
>>214376838Oh you're the guy that lost his job...
>>214367513he is your dad.
>>214376904Yeah
>>214376067How did he get away with that at the time?
think i will go to a park and take some pictures.
>>214367386so is he chinese or japanese?
I partied with some Koreans once, they were cool
what is cum without the mmm
>>214377552Why don't you hang out with deez?
>>214377667who are deez?
I wonder just how much of the indian hate is being pushed by Pakistani Intelligence Agents
>>214377774At least 80%
>>214375444Chicago has a homicide rate of about 20/100k. That's high but far from the highest in the US. That probably goes to Jackson MS or St. Louis.
Most of the time I wish I was just a cute snuggly little bunny rabbit living a comfy apartment life in some big city like New York or Tokyo
>>214377774saaar
>>214377763https://youtu.be/IgQ_FWTFIa4?si=3PBapgAZvO3Uj1YV
National guard in Washington is badBut armed soldiers in every corner of Paris is normal
>>214377868
dunkin donuts shamokin
This went so hard back then
>>214378417whats that?
I feel bad for that kid from 5th grade named John Thomas. No idea what his parents were thinking.
>>214377774Good morning saar.
>>214378525Did you bully him?
>>214378485His bf.
Why do white people think they're superior to browns when they're mindfucked by pakistani intelligence
>>214378550nah he was enough of a loser already. there was no need for anyone to make it worse.
Bombaclaat!
>>214378563Saarrrr
roger that let me try with another film
reminder not to reply to non-/cum/ flags.
>>214378718
ICE is just a breeding ground for conservative latino bulls and conservative white women
Cop or not
>>214378718reminder to get a life
fk is spamming blacked shit again, germans literally cannot stop themselves
My mom is severely mentally ill.My dad is stupid.I can be homeless anyday now.What the fuck.
>>214378883Where and when?
>>214378213France already has a branch of the military deployed regularly for internal law enforcement.
*farts on your balls*
Recently have an extension for LinkedIn which auto collapses/hides posts from people with an Indian name. Now I don't see posts about AI or Elon Musk. It's almost tolerable now
>>214378756GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
>>214378883There are plenty of good reasons to apologize for being white without it being some bbc thing, schizo
>finally get a gf>she’s a worshipper of Sharffs
>>214379028Guilty of being…..right…?
Gooning at the Korn concert
>>214379034just think of all the orgies she's been in and doesn't even remember
Gfberg is in the shower, should I join her ?
>>214379121Take pictures of her wet wrinkled soles
all day I dream about shucking
>>214379096>anon, I swear I have no idea why my bjs are so skilled>or why I go into heat when I see your cock
>>214379145You are the only person in this thread who has any idea what is up
>>214379221>have a former whore gf is fine as long as she's loyal nowhmmmmmm
>>214378589I used to be shitty to a very religious girl in my class and I regret it a lot, saw her some years later and apologized.
Epic Rap Battles of History
Musky cock is the best
>>214378850cop
Would you be happy with a GF like her?
Why are they like this? https://youtu.be/3J0zLmzYpyU?si=NXHZ_-BSxJZ80yXB
>>214379382Not my type>>214379405he is blasted out of his mind
The 'fest
When all this tariff nonsense is over I am going to buy a factory five cobra kit.I love American cars so much
do they still post robert threads on /tv/ i thought that was the funniest shit in the world when i was 17
>>214379883Baskin Roberts?
>>214379834>>214379840would
>>214379840Can I pet that dawg
back from church
>>214378850this isn't 2006 unc Or maybe zoomers are wearing them again? can never tell
>>214379982How was it?
I do church at homeThe churches in my area are satanic Baptists and retard Methodists.
>>214380097was pretty good
>>214379982>>214380112are there orthodox churches where you live?
>>214380182yes but not close to where i live
>>214379274Reminder to the couple decent people of /cum/This is the type of person that will call you an incel Anybody who even has this go through their mind is at their core a scumbagAnd yet people like this will probably always "win"How twisted
>>214380112Wdym by doing church at home?What denomination are you?
>>214380158Nice bro
>>214380214What did I do?I've never called anyone an incel anywhere, I think it's shitty term, also I've very respectful here.
im tired
I want to go homeless and stay with people in downtown eastside in Vancouver.I can't take it anymore.I can't believe I lost my job of 6 years.
Kissy Kissy on the tip of your Dicky
*orchestra comes in**Audience starts clapping*Tall tan young and lovelyThe girl from Ipanema goes walking
>>214380337You're repulsive
>>214380368I wish, but everything comes at a price.
>>214380343Just do a humble 2 week bender and do not take fent. It's a fun place to hang out, there's genuinely kind people out there, but there's also an entire economy built on keeping you there so watch out.
>>214380343Just become a heroin addict bro
>>214380467why?
i don't get no pussy
are you keeping it real because i'm keeping it real
>>214380709Same, that's part of the reason why I collect pics of women. I know that pussy would just have a million strings attached, too, and I'm an undesirable anyway, will never have a good income my whole life, and even if I did why would I want to risk losing it by getting involved with a woman who could possibly ruin my life for the hell of it after enough time? The world is truly a sad place. I'm probably going to off myself by next year.
>>214380343I wish I didn't lose my job.How the fuck did I lose it.My life was going perfect.How the fuck did I fuck up so bad.I'm literally an outcast.I'm going schizo.LIFE IS NOT REAL.
>>214380883This is a meme that a woman would make
>children's movie gets made with no brownpipo>Immediately becomes a generation-defining global hitThe makers of Frozen and Kpop Demon Hunters know what audiences want.
>>214380999First thing I thought
>>214381235>Kpop Demon HuntersJesus, unc.
>>214380883Bottom is 2 moods you, cheating fuck
>>214380883where's the sepuku mood?
>>214381406is this your gf?
>>214381396Meant to say bottom right
the impossible choice
>>214380368need her to do that on mine fr fr on gawd hallelujah!
>>214381553Pedo
entire existence is pointless
>>214380343>>214380921what happened bro
DROP THE GUNNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>214381500Haha, no. It's Haesicks, some e-girl. The first and only GF I had lasted about a week until I found out she had three kids from three different dads. I just collect pictures of chicks and sometimes draw them.
Excuse me miss lady how you doin
>BREAKING: Canada’s current account deficit surged by C$19.84 billion, to a record C$21.16 billion in Q2 2025.
>>214379382not really, i'd use her as a way to make other women jealous, i'd honestly dip on the first exit desu.
>>214381664>The first and only GF I had lasted about a week until I found out she had three kids from three different dadsWtf? Was she black?
How are jannies so incompetent They must deliberately allow certain shit to stay up How are people with fake internet power consistently leftoids
>>214381553>74 and 85lbsI could toss both of them over my shoulders at the same time.
>>214381765They're 12 so no shit
>>214381604That’s good. I can’t imagine how disappointing it would be if life had a purpose.
>>214381713No, just a redneck. Surprisingly not fat but one time I saw her outside of her work clothes and realized her stomach was blown out from all the kids and being 40 pounds heavier at one point. It almost looked like she had a pouch hanging over her crotch. It's too bad, we had a lot in common and she was kind of interesting but ultimately I wanted nothing to do with taking care of somebody else's kids, much less those of three other guys, and she had a million other red flags aside from that, like how she basically told me on more than one occasion that she couldn't wait until her kids were grown and out of the house. This is dating in your 30s, I guess.
>>214381749>criticize a european country? yeah that's off-topic and disrespectful to other cultures>an american politics thread? oh boy howdy you bet that's staying up!
>>214381779Why are you asking me to choose between 12 yr olds
>>214381820Thats not my post stupid fuck
shit thread bye
>>214381880
>>214381828That’s exactly what the OP would say. Watch your fucking back, freak.
