This thread will make fake croatian flags seethe again.
>>214371460yes but only close to Bosnia because it's where it never gets boring
>>214371482Literally the most boring region. But there are some cool star forts there, leftover from the military frontier when we were fighting the Turkz.
>>214371482>not even a full minute after the thread was createdKek, I admire your dedication if nothing else
>>214371559im terminally online, i probably refresh the /int/s main page like 2k times per day
>>214371460That statue was made by two Austrian sculptors in 1906.Is there anything in Zagreb that wasn't made by either Austrians or communists?Strangely enough the communists put up the King Tomislav statue
>>214371460Yes Croatia looks nice
>>214371604The communists put the statue up but it had already been cast. They commissioned new pro-commie side reliefs is what they did. I‘m not answering your second question since>tf>tp>also inb4 in OP
>>214371460I was in Split last year and it was nice, but I imagine being a poorfag there must suckif I was rich enough to afford a coastal villa on one of the islands around Split then sure
>>214371634Come to Croatia and we can recreate Gran Torino.
>>214371695kek
>>214371460no, i'm not interested on learning the language. looks like a nice country though...
Has anyone been to Hvar? Looks nice
>>214371745We are full for your kind either way..
>>214371782No. It‘s one of the most expensive places in dalmatia and I‘m a neet.
Dubrovnik was the most kino looking place in Medieval Europe after Venice
>>214371895Not really. They hid their wealth. Not many grand buildings. And in the middle ages there were still cooler places like castles and forts even in croatia.
imagine being Serb or Macedonian, looking at all these beautiful pic and thinking>god, it was my country just 35 years ago...
>>214372161Low quality bait
>>214372397except they're totally right to think like thatit was as theirs as it was yours because you were one
>>214372397>slovak
>>214372567Fuck off to ex-yu. Be with the social rejects you drooling Pollack pig.
>>214371460>eastern Europe has beautiful classic architecture and full of white people >Western Europe full of soulless modernist buildings and white people are a slight majority Eastern Europe is what Asians think Europe is like. Europe is what Asians think eastern Europe is like
>>214373209Nah, west is best.And we aren’t eastern. We’re eithern southern or middle.
>>214373176>social rejectsbold words for someone who wastes several hours per day on this board rather than be on the beach with his gf right now
>>214373270The part between Russia and western Europe (not sure the exact term). Like Poland, Serbia, Croatia. Western Europe is such a shithole. I was in Paris and there were gypsies begging and black people running from policemen on every street. And trash everywhere. I was in Italy and it was basically just a giant tourist trap were the best things were built 500 years ago
>>214373346Serbs live in literal ghettos apart from vojvodina (which was built by us, the austrians and the hungarians). Don’t ever group us with this brown filth.
>>214373310Go glaze literal basement dwellers buying soon to expire food in zabac in ex-yu, you moron.
>>214373429if Croats are so great why they have never made any piece of music better than this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLf_6sVYDm4
croatian women owe me sex
>>214371460Seems too hot climate for me
>>214373460I’m never opening your links you retard. Serb music can go right back to Islamabad
All these pictures look like Italy
>>214371482All of Croatia is close to Bosnia. It has the shape of crocodile's jaws biting down on B&H.It's like the second-longest border in the EU.
>>214373511If anything, the opposite.>>214373532Go to picrel
>>214373630don't be butthurtyour cultural continuity with Serbia is the only thing that makes your country interesting and not just plain boring and bland like Slovenia
>>214373532We have snowy places like Gorski Kotar
>>214373646ofc they do, dalmatian coast was built up by venetians, crorats had nothing to do with it
>>214373651I wonder why…
>>214373664Fuck off, you mentally ill, subversive imbecile. >>214373646Stop copying us then.
>>214373716Obssesed
>>214373776i don't get how this relates to the topic at hand
>>214373812Fuck off, serbian dog.
>>214373870im russian tho
>>214371824not him but what?you mean darkies or specifically hues?
>>214373870is there any undeniable proof of existence of this person? like you know, a grave or something?
>>214374018is there any undeniable proof of existence of Genghis Khan? like you know, a grave or something?
>>214374106you mean early Croats were barbarians from the east with such backward nomadic funeral traditions?
>>214374013Darkies. And I dislike the animalistic promiscuity of southern americans/latinos.
>>214374143>you mean early Croats were barbarians from the eastYes, that's the historical consensus
>>214374143The church where our kangz were traditionally buried was destroyed and ransacked by the turks afaik. Maybe anither croanon knows more.
>>214374198if you say sothen it's at least good to know Serbs have come as civilized and organized tribes from White Serbia (basically Germany)
>>214374180>animalistic promiscuity of southern americans/latinos.when said by a balkanite this shit is really fucking funny
>>214374226Serbs and other South Slavs became civilized only in 1945 with the advent of mass literacy
>>214374270>balkanite>animalisticNigga we're too timid and scared to approach a girl that's why our birthrates are so low
>>214374318As if they don’t use contaception. When they can afford it at least. Also the turbofolk listening bosnian croats and vlachs are fucking like rabbits, unaffected by their faux catholicism thus only acting as chastity is a value they follow
>>214374318might be a (you) thing
>>214374318We're overly civilized. Thankfully our new bharat kings will teach us how to intimidate women
>>214374411It’s a catholic, mittelevropean value, yes. Ever wondered why your close family is 20 members and the austrians count maybe 15 as the entirety of theirs at its lenghtiest extent? Go help your dajidja, amidja, whatever the fuck with his slava where you squewer a lamb and roast it over fire in memory of the janissary camps at the siege of vienna.
I hate that cursed dwarf cripple so much it's unreal
>>214375130What
>>214375138patuljko
i know croatia is a beautiful tourist destination but it has 0 real industriesthere is no jobs in croatia and i heard croatians are pretty racist to non-white people/asians so my answer is no
>>214375437I love the nipponese
>>214375437We like Koreans
>>214375437Sure, Croatia is beautiful. But It is poor as fuck. At least, Serbs and Macedonians do not pretend to be a Western European unlike Croats.
>>214374487>mittelevropeanPlease stop with this ridiculous cope
why isn't croatia part of italy? same religion
>>214377922Because we're godless communists here
>>214371460Yes, please tell me everything about Croatia. Culture, gastronomy, heroes.Please respond.
>>214378050>Culture,Larping as Mitteleuropa and bitching about corruption>gastronomy, https://www.tasteatlas.com/croatia>heroesWe had a bunch of heroes against the Turks but they were all memoryholed. Now our biggest hero is this guy who was a vassal of the Austrian crown and BTFO'd Hungarians https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josip_Jela%C4%8Di%C4%87
>>214371460most of your country was built by austrians and italians
>>214378247Much of it was also burned down by Krauts and Italians (and Anglos) in their WW2 spergout
>>214378302but they didnt do much damage
>>214371460Are you paid per post by the National Tourist Board?
wow concerning >>>106442437
>>214379473>>214378302Can you be a more obvious commie globohomo libtard coded serb descendant living in rijeka?
>>214374018Kek based GIGACHAD.
>>214384120Toppest of kekius maximus to you based giga sir!!
>hey guys polish women fuck black guys, south Slavs are more based, Croatian kings have no graves and Serbs have good music>refuses to elaborate>leaves>>214384602He's the best agent of our interests.
>>214384662He is. Thats why we despise him.
>>214371460Yes, I really like Croatia and Croats are total bros
>>214386340I love you too. Viribus unitis.
Yea but preferably in some place that has lots of libtards and commies and not the Bosnian cromagnons from this thread
>>214391021We‘re full. Especially when it comes to you, who is no better than the Bosnian cromagnons.
>>21437239790% of Croatia is a swarthfest btw
>>214393210Most of you are catholicized Serbs, yes. The white-passing ones, that is to say.
>>214393454>>214393513Obsessed. Eat some doktor sausage like your russian frens who wouldnt even give you drinking water in ukraine. That is all you can afford after all. Also you have brown eyes
>>214374180
>>214371460i don't think i can live there, i don't understand the language and i'd probably get my money stolen by a gypsy
>>214378143Who's the most famous croatian other than Luka Modric and Rakitic that all Croatians know?
>>214393840Theres like 18k gyppos and they‘re all in Međimurje.>>214393893Nikola Tesla,Franjo Tuđman,2cellos,Josip broz titoAnte pavelićBan Josip JelačićLothar RendulicSvetozar BoroevicMarko Perkovic ThompsonIvo AndricIvo PilarIvo SanaderIvica RačanMaks Luburić
>>214394517>Nikola Tesla,Enough with this cope
>>214394517I had to google who Rendulić is, and Boroević most definitely isn't a household name
