Feeling sleepy and delirious

>>214372019
good film that

I bet Biden's fucking a fat one right around now, yeah?

gameshow of the same name
remember
that
was alright

>>214372041
third times the charm right

Whys rufus sewell attacking people then?

cant really say im in favour of the whole supremacist nazi school of thought but we really and i mean REALLY need to send all these jeets back its getting fucking ridiculous

>>214372041
Mhm luck of the irish x

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hamster phenotype

>>214372061
init just common sense deportations for me

deleting some porn from my hard drive

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Bet they had some great shags before they both died

Lot of mickenings going around right about now

watched the cube squeals not that long ago. They were dog shit, cube 2 was watchable but the one after it pissed me off

what the fuck is an m2

Leftypol watching the cube squeals

The gaeldem smoking big rocks hitting malnourished Haitian tings x

>>214372061
people are becoming white supremacists because of immigration and the jeetering of countries
most people just want to be around people of their own ethnicity its really not hard to see why having to put up with da'quan mohammed and apu is making people mad

>>214372108
14 year old

>>214372108
don’t know it sounds like ziedbelg talk

>>214372065
mmmmmhh he didn't forget his four leaved clover x

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Ten mile trail run this morning lads fucking hell

Going to celebrate by eating shite and drinking pints

leftypol watching fascism rise again because he refuses to compromise on immigration

well rorke you must live amongst literal millions of people who don't look or act or think or talk or smell or sound like you because... because well you just do OK!!!!!

>>214372061
Nazism just makes that view point look bad though. People like thomas sewell do more harm than good.

>>214372108
noncespeak for 14 year old
one of jannys favourite terms

Need Employed Woman to wine pon mi cocky with her fat juicy batty and then I pull out before I get her pregnant and spaff all over her fat tits

>>214372124
how does that make sense

>>214372108
think it's a format of ssd

mad how fit they are at that age

do you remember the first chebs you ever saw that you later did a wank over?

flanders tried to wreck my song
his views on birth control are wrong

>>214372041
Your mum on holiday in America then?

>>214372108
type of car

>>214372132
>smell
Was with you until this point but Rorke hasn’t showered since the job centre forced him to go to an interview at the Tesco warehouse in 2019, he smells just as bad as the jeets if not worse

>>214372139
kys spainnonce you utter cringecase loser

>>214372132
mental how third gen blacks still have that distinct voice even if they speak well

My mums very happy this morning because she’s been with her boyfriend for 2 years now and they haven’t had one proper argument ever

>>214372178
based

>>214372143
m = minus
age of consent minus 2

>>214372130
beautiful but sucks that its all private land by the looks of it. very grateful for all the nature rserves and national parks in nz

to any intelligence agencies who may be present in the thread i would like to make it VERY lear that im here for the poo posts not the ones about children being raped

Hunter got them screaming beggorah

>>214372190
so grim. dont know why you dont report it then if you go around calling everyone and everything nonces

>>214372180
oh that sounds great, hope they're together for a long while

Used my monthly contact lenses for like five months and they were fine

It's such a scam innit

SKIBIDDY BIDEN

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imagine the smell
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/aug/31/the-rise-of-dog-friendly-cinema-screenings-tim-dowling

>>214372213
see what happens when you do

shagged a brazilian girl who's an "international student" and her "school" is just a room in the city full of other brazilians where they all "learn" english (they all already speak it)
that's all it takes to get into this country

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>>214372209
ffs lol

this thread will be filled with dogshit zingers

>>214372162
remember when they had topless 16 year olds on page 3?

>>214372233
love dogs but its getting a bit much
saw a bichon looking thing with a woman in a charity shop and thought why do you need that with you

>>214372238
already seen it yesterday
really makes me (and u) think about that person who gos around calling everything and everyone nonces

>>214372239
what happened to "fuck off we're full"

>>214372166
Biden's baton is only for black beauties and when he does go for the whytes it's strictly m4s and below.

everyone assumes i have a big willy but its barely 5 inches erect and its almost as thin as my finger.

Celtdem drinking raw milk wit the bohemian grove freshmeat

might get rid of my smartphone and invest in a motorola microtac

>>214372239
if you watch the uk version of border force, from the late 2000s, you see the border officers before they learned about the bogus "business" and "computing" schools and just letting them walk in
still goes on, but they know they're letting in an overstayer now

Fuck, my favourite character in a show i just started watching just got murdered on screen

leftypol having an existential crisis after googling "per capita"

i reckon those people that watch child abuse videos for a job are paedos in disguise

>>214372275
cute :3
that sort of size is the most suckable ngl

>>214372299
its ok leftypop *strokes hair*

back home from my walk

Anyone here ever had therapy?
How much did it cost and did it do you any favours in the long run?

>>214372255
i'd rather eat my own face

I have had women tell me I have big dick energy even though my cock is just 7.5inches and average girth.

back home from my wank

>>214372328
yes
loads probably, my parents paid for it
no

>>214372308
ummm.... thanks bro

>>214372328
my therapist and medication saved my life
big fan
it was and is expensive but i say worth it for feeling okay

trick women into thinking I have a big will by being short

one of my relatives used to work at a uni and was told to forcibly pass failing international students because they had diversity quotas to meet, this was like 15 years ago too so i can only imagine what it's like now

scrandle is a joke

shiny check (yesterday)
>
12x rookidee 9got one in the encounter from challenges)
1 snover
1 drillbur

>>214372305
i bet they copy it and sell it on the dark web

Reading Hannah Glasse' cookbook

>>214372357
short people have big will?

sisters new bf is welsh and when i first found out imagined him in the mountains sitting around the fire eating meat from a large bone and wearing an animal pelt while his tribe danced around with violins singing folk songs

>>214372328
yes but its hard to find a good one. It was free through work due to a traumatic event in the workplace. She honestly changed my life

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shiny check (yesterday)
>
12x rookidee (got one in the encounter from challenges)
1 snover
1 drillbur

>>214372377
why dont you play the real games

chickpea spinach and sun dried tomato harissa enchiladas for tea

>>214372328
cost zero pounds
one course of counselling during uni, one course of CBT during covid
both helped, would consider something again

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Sex with Emma.

>>214372380
i bet they dont

44 days to get 10 levels in Pokemon Go (40-50)

>>214372386
do you know what "trick" means mate

>>214372284
>>214372373
schizo babble

>>214372322
any findings?

need a british hearty northern lady to live in my house and have tea with me every night and hear my drama and give me advice and call me sweet heart

>>214372425
Emma W and Emma R scissoring

have very good knob length but average girth, would love for it to be as thick as a redbull can

>>214372415
wtf is a sun dried tomato harissa and why are you putting it in an enchilada?
sounds like some bollocks that cunt jamie oliver would come up with

Border hopping bella want that irish cream mhm x

>>214372432
people think short people have big will?

>>214372415
sounds bad

>>214372446
you can put anything in an enchilada i say

I'm not British but I was mostly brought up by a family from Hereford, sort of an unofficial adoption thing as me home life was rough n that

>>214372284
mmmmmhh dey fucking a big one tonight x

right then im going out to play Pokemon Go
i feel it needs to be said, but the thing was about the thread, and not real life. real life was something different if im expected to understand or know something

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>>214372440
>right... kettle's on, we'll watch that new Netflix thingy later, but first I wanna 'ear about this knob'ead on /int/...

>>214372459
women do not have good spatial reasoning abilities

Svetlana riding Burisma pole at the oval x

all these low viewer streamers complaining that they 'only' earn £40 an hour, mental how out of touch they are

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https://prioritisebritain.co.uk/

New right wing splinter group just dropped, this one headed by a poundshop Nick Fuentes

>>214372456
sniggering

>>214372477
ok but what is a sun dried tomato harissa?

>>214372489
you mean when they see your will they'll think it's big because it's big relative to the rest of your body?

Woke nonsense

>>214372503
yeah bear with me while i definitely click on this link rather than report it for advertising/begging

>>214372526
yes and also in pictures

oh yeah I also need to shave my facial hair, not for women, but to not look like a twat

>>214372522
sun dried tomatoes are tomatoes that have been dried out and lashed in a load of olive oil
harissa is a chilli paste

>>214372485
babes... it's been a shocker

>>214372485
corr

my toilet training is going well

>>214372562
:3

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>>214372440
tea's ready hun

>>214372577
:////

>>214372552
so not harissa then if you add tomatoes to it

>>214372456
mmmmmhh she came all the way to DC for that Bailey's cream x

>>214372598
you don't just eat harissa with a spoon it's there to add to other ingredients

spaffing all over my Wii U gamepad

a better life

>>214372540
I got a moustache me. I like letting it get long on the sides and drooping them down my chin, very 70s look. Might go full beard soon

>>214372585
Starting to hate everything about Britain, even looking at this disgusting cramped council house kitchen, they hold prisoners in cells bigger than this

>>214372585
that tummy squeezed by the waistband is even more erotic than the boobs

>>214372612
it doesn't belong in enchiladas jamie put the harissa down

shagged pretty much every race of women except black african
they elude me...

>>214372530
This post looks suspiciously like announcing a report

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>>214372585

Women tend to be attracted to the Dark Triad—narcissism, manipulativeness, & psychopathy

Tax dat tax dat tax dat
Slava ukraine x

wiping a rag over all the wet pissy toilet seats in a public loo and wringing it out above my gaping maw

rorke has been cancelled due to woke

>>214372681
do these work if im ugly?

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzXRIEQumGE

>>214372652
Well they certainly don't elude the Biden crime family.
In fact Hunter's got one on the go right now!

>62% of women have fantasies about rape and other forced sex acts
So do I but I'm 100% straight and would definitely not enjoy actually being raped by a big black cock

>>214372019
Didn't age well

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>>214372652
cherry ripe... black on the outside pink on the inside

australia is the only thing on my mind 24/7, cant wait to move there

buying some boots for autumn / winter

>>214372709
only if you goblinmaxx to accentuate your attractiveness to the 1% of women who are goblinfuckers

>>214372585
there are guys with no gcses who get to spoon this every night (when they're back from the rigs)

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>>214372734
Did you know Australia has their own Alps?

Now you know

>>214372734
i'll fly you out to my mountain chalet in the poowong alps.... for a price....

>>214372752
Right well if they work on a rig then they wouldn't be coming back every night would they

Various mickenings taking place after mass x

>>214372745
guess i just need to grow my incel moustache and beard then

>>214372743
get the brogued chestnut ankle boots purchased

>>214372693
do you mean your mouth are does your mother gape?

>>214372790
we both take turns

More than half of prison staff sexual misconduct involves female guards/staff

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>>214372765
every night (for the duration they're back off the rigs)

better? wankpuffin

>>214372818
wow, shocker

rorke and leftypol briefly making peace after finding common ground (both never played a team sport)

Mousey doing us proud in the Old Firm thread over on /sp/

heatherpaedo trying to be like ziedbelg again with his forced rip off gimmick is he how sad

Fresh plainload of Haitians just airdropped in rural Ohio
Gaeldem safe in Martha's Vineyard
That's for Bobby Sands mhm

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nth for the holodem

>>214372895
a fine pair of braphogesses

wanking a poo

I bet Biden's deflowering a little black m4 in the White House around now, yeah?

>>214372934
i bet your parents secretly wish you were dead

I love CzechCasting so much it's unreal, lads

>>214372945
They're very proud of me because I have a job in the City x

braphogs make me feel ill
womens singular job is to be lithe and pretty and elegant and they fail at the most minute thing

>>214372937
screaming

>>214372947
get yourself to Prague- it's a lovely place

>>214372937
get an life

mousey shaking his little batty for the glasgow celtic

>>214372934
Up the ra x

any fatties in the thread- I genuinely don't get why it's hard to not get fat?

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>>214373033
love food
hate exercise
simple as that

>>214373021
UP THE 'RA!

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>>214372970
Are you not entertained?

>>214373099
not at all
fat and bad mannered women are bigger failures than incels

>>214373021
Royal artillery?

>>214373123
Emma Watson is neither fat nor bad mannered (except for her driving skills)

>>214373033
I should be fat as my only exercise is a walk every other day and I drink a lot of beer and eat too much but I'm only marginally overweight which is fine by me

>>214373021
>>214373079
bunch of cowardly little terrorists who's most impressive military operation was planting a kettle bomb on a schoolbus

>>214373033
ive started getting fat again. i honestly have no idea how to stop it. it's probably genetic innit

I wonder if the Eastern Bloc states would be mass importing Africans and Jeets if they existed today.

having an apocalyptic wank

>>214373204
no, its impossible to get fat if you count calories (unless you are on medications that cause weight gain)

>>214373204
eat well and exercise? think that's the general consensus

>>214373033
i'm fat because i'm an alcoholic (which is also my fault lol)

>>214373194
their most impressive military operation was liberating (most of) Ireland

monday 1st september tomorrow remember when we dreaded that day more than anything

>>214373033
Im fat but i drink like 800 calories of alcohol every night id have to eat like 1500 calories a day to not be fat

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>>214373079
>Up the Ra Nigel?

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>>214373214

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>>214373271

>>214373281
consider moving to alcohols with less calories like vodka or gin

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>where are you
>where are you
>where are you

Sick of the missus tbqh lads. I don't give a SHIT if she sees the girls or whatever. Meanwhile I go on a night out and there's always some "emergency" to drag me home early or whatever. Piss off.

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>>214373303

>>214373248
those guys were all dead when the commie ira were blowing up women and kiddos in the 70s

>>214373322
You need a bull

>>214373299
will rorke ever recover from this?

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>>214373328

>>214373322
i really want one of these can i get one?

>31 August

Summer is ending, lads...

https://youtu.be/6VqiMQoMXmw

The original Irish nationalists were killed by Anglophile Irishmen who subtly made Ireland a protectorate of England

Protty peckerwood: Putler is based
Gaeldem: Tax dat tax dat
Up the 'ra

>>214373281
or just get into sport

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>>214373370
So let's just see
What happens when the summer ends

>>214373322
the masculine urge to browse the middle of lidl

raping a fly

The Kalergi Plan is literally real, isn't it?

The jews want to turn all White countries into a shapeless, faceless, ugly, rootless, 80 IQ brown horde.

We are in a dire situation. Quite frankly, at this point even cleaning up Britain would require battles on the levels that Russia endured against the Chechens in the 1990s.

shot ropes to that yoursmalldoll the other day

>>214373467
nonce

today I reported a brit nonce to the MI6

>>214372061
I just want to keep Asian girls, everyone else is going back

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priti patel cock drain sex arse

>>214373565
good

Sir Hurt Coccyx

eating biang biang noodles

>>214373449
The only problem is an 80 IQ brown horde will turn on Jews

Sir Bridget Phillipson

leftypol shagging a dog up the arse in front of a primary school assembly to great applause

Sir Left E. Pol

>>214373800
What's the joke here ?

Sir Black Nigger Bastard

>>214373781
that's why they've turned on the jeet tap mate

>>214373781
Even if they did, they wouldn't win.

Whites are the only group that Jews have ever feared.

>>214373849
They really are a perfect slave caste.

>>214373283
fucking classic that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjP79vSqnE

>>214373798
shagged her

>>214373895
such a waste of a prime plapsow

I dont want to fucking go to work today. Hate toiling.

plustard

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How are you preparing for the end of the Kali Yuga lads?

going in shower

>>214373929
On a sunday? Illegal culturally insensitive and down right dangerous

>>214373895
Can't be a nice way to live. I feel for him. (Yes, him. I call people whatever they want to be called. Fight me about it on the streets of Newham)

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>>214372019

>>214373978
>I call people whatever they want to be called.
Then you're partly to blame for her predicament.

>>214372328
yes
i didnt pay
no

my sister is one of those "non binary" freaks who chopped her tits off
genuinely can't even look at her

>>214374016
grim

>procrastinate all day
>get a sudden burst of determination to get it all done at 12:30am
Fuck sakes

>>214374006
Explain

>>214374016
Jesus lad. What do you parents think?

>>214374016
you dont have to agree with her decisions but you should try to be a loving brother. Don't let ideology bullshit ruin your relationship with family.

watching My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

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>some russian lad in another thread is absolutely seething about us

>>214374063
Affirming their delusions doesn't help them, it only entrenches their illness.

reckon a lot of non binaries don't like being called they/them but they've committed to the bit so they can't go back now

>>214374016
ever shag them up the arse?

why the FUCK is american football now live 2 times every sunday on mainstream terrestrial tv here now

mad how fit the ponies are

IT'S A FISHERY

>>214374128
woke

>>214374016
You ever see her tits before they went?
you ever see their non tits now?
if I got a knob job I'd show it to all, even senpai

Normalnormativity is doing a number on my mentals

>>214374101
Harvard and every decent psychologist agrees that some people are just trans, you can't fix it. It's not going away, even if you refuse to call them what they like.

sucking a gin and tonic

>>214374176
>senpai
giggling
forgot about this filter

>>214374197
Shup troonmong

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>>214373033
Why are you blaming me? I'm not the one who makes pies so delectable. Blame them, they're the ones at fault.

>>214374144
wut

came close to shitting myself last night
was literally sprinting down the corridors of my flat and just about made it in before unleashing a chemical weapons crime in my toilet
felt emotional when it was all over

Mate's gone to Vietnam for 3 weeks
Not my cup of tea but though fairplay

I dont care what someone wants to be called or what they do with their gender/body, its their life to live, who am I to tell them what to do if they aren't hurting me or others. People should be more loving and understanding to each other x

>>214374272
that was me this morning

>>214374293
Okay retard

Thank you janitor for accepting my ban appeal.

>>214374293
>I dont care what someone wants to be called or what they do with their gender/body, its their life to live, who am I to tell them what to do if they aren't hurting me or others.
i can agree with that, but only if the contract means that im allowed to not see them as the gender they're larping as

69% of high functioning autistic adolescents want relationships, but almost none succeed

>>214374272
shat myself as a i was getting out of a taxi steaming one night
was that hammered i fell asleep straight away when i got in and woke up to the aftermath

>>214374063
>What do you parents think?
They didn't agree with it but they didn't stop her.

I still live at home so it's even more grim. I need to move out but I'm struggling to summon up the courage to say so.

>>214374340
ktim except I have had loads of relationships but none of them worked out

>>214374016
what did they do with the tits? feed then to the tiger at the zoo?

>>214374372
Sexarses for the poor

>>214374336
>contract
you dont need to frame it like an argument or intellectualise it so much. It's their life, just focus on yourself and try to treat people with respect.

>69
kek

>>214374293
>People should be more loving and understanding to each other x
Right so the people who don't believe in 'gender identity' should be free to express that and not hounded out of their careers for doing so.

>>214374347
shat myself IN an uber on blackout toil after a heavy night
the mess the next day cleaning up as i was being sick was a low

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>people STILL not proof reading their posts
My estimation of /brit/ as a general has fucking plummeted.

>>214374293
This is generally my view, but I do believe there's a lot of overstepping that comes with personal identification stuff.
Mostly anything regarding children is where I have to draw the line. Some of it does feel like genuine grooming

>>214374096
link?

A lovely sunday for some cuckold pornography

>>214374382
>It's their life, just focus on yourself and try to treat people with respect.
No

>>214374340
why can't they be content to just be loaded up with unfair amounts of work at toil for the next 50 years while enduring bullying and snide remarks then dying alone?

>>214374197
but in Thailand they don't call themselves women and the whole things works much better there

>>214374382
We should respect people who encourage children to take life altering drugs and have their breasts and genitals surgically mutilated?

>>214374437
Autistic men have 10 times as many suicidal thoughts as normal men

>>214374382
So reading into that, I must acknowledge their larped gender?
Isn't that disrespecting the way I choose to live?

>>214374398
yeah thats why i said if they are harming others.

PLEASE HELP ME SAR I AM FUCKING INDIAN

>>214374465
They are. They all are.

>>214374482
>>214374482

New

sometimes feel sorry for jeets but they seem happy anyway

>>214374463
>Isn't that disrespecting the way I choose to live?
no? if they misgendered you then yes but treating them like they would like to treated is basic human respect