the dynamic duo edition
working on being a better boyfriendt first step person hygiene and being alone
Oooohhh rorke you came and you gave without taking but i sent you awayOoooohhh Rooooorrrrke!
fray bentos....leader of the cuban revolution
cock stinks exactly like a cheese string kept in a plastic lunchbox on a warm summer day
Fed up of miserable cunts acting like the country is a total unsalvageable shithole. It's not perfect but it's for the most part fucking alright.>go to the pub with your mates>spend time with the family>do a bit of travelling, see the world, get off your nut in Ibiza >have sex>drive a fast car>train hard a few times a week with gym/sport/cardioLiterally all you need. The world isn't so bad when the supercharger whine is making your gf giggle as you hit 100 on the dual carriageway.
>>214385038good for himthis is the kind of engineering acumen that built the british empire mate
>>214385120why can’t you do all that and take seriously the trajectory our country is on
>>214385120you need to be loaded to do 9 our of 10 of these things
>>214385120so boring and generic we really don’t have a culture
be right back forum I gotta take a wicked piss againalso I have started to hit more excellent throws when fast catching (finally!) and when I dont fast catch - when it is a Pokemon I can get excellent throws on 99% of the time - like oricorio - I have started to give a few excellent throws away to hone in on the exact middle - which would improve my throws normally too - so that it does the critical catch every time and saves me some time
>>214385110So the landlord of the Lamb pub in Chichester challenges me to throw you know one of these little copper kettles over his pub, right…So I go outside take off me tie, tie it to the handle…weeeeyeeeew…pow.
>>214383305>St George's father was from Grecian Anatolia, not Turkey.>His mother was from Byzantine Syria Palaestina.>Both are thought to have been Greek >he wasn't a Jewish prophetdon't see what any of this has to do with liking the english fag
>>214385142posted it again award
>>214385120>just mindless hedonism browonderful
>>214385142this is Pakistani art
>>214385238I believe the guy who makes these is Polish
>>214385222Spending time with the family and friends is good and wholesome and not hedonism at all. Even meeting a nice girl and having sex with her is good for the spirit
>>214385238>JukijaHmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>your sister looks like that UHH
thinking about motorboating theo walcott's aunt's chebs
It's sad that big cities in the west are all bollocksed up with wogs and general filth. Big cities in theory could be absolutely kino, peng, and sovl.
>>214385267MFK
>how do i find a girlfriend if I never go outside and talk to girlsretard they're not just going to walk up to you, romantic music plays in background, cupid starts creating sparks, she carries the entire conversation and then write a detailed explanation to win her heart you have to actually do that part yourself
So basically the plan among the British government is to avoid a civil war by the following ways:Start WW3 with RussiaConscript only White menUse immigrants as a private army for elites Shut down the internet to prevent dissentSend us all to be wiped out by dronesHave Indian and African workers take our place and let them freely rape White womenKalergi Plan achievedAnything I've missed? Anyone care to challenge any of it?
Britishers please come to Albania and fuck our women
not him but I need her to do that yeah (but with my heart). I wouldve said I would do the heart thing but the rest of your post is weird vibes
me?absolute ubermensch adonis women falling over themselves just for a mere glance from me in their general direction
powerful stuff happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtdRv6GT9Zg
>>214385267he'll look better in a few years
*switches to a looping idle animation of me equipping a copy of Nuts, making a "phwoaar" face while reading, then unequipping it*
>>214385302I've been thinking about this a lot lately. It's obscene that we just accept our cities being filled with biotrash as something normal.
>>214385345if i could work remotely i would move to some beach town there
>>214385383leftypol is typing
>>214385207that image has never been posted on /int/ before you dumb motherfucker
they're raping Kier tomorrow
be right back forum I need to go take a piss
back from gymtoilrate my form
>>214385267Mia Melano has a twin? Mental
lets see if 85 Pokeballs is enough insane amount btw
>>214385383>Do the Welsh have the land of their fathers? Do the Scots get to keep their lochs?No, English people are rapidly flooding into Scotland and Wales to exterminated the native population.
>>214385450physical strength is correlated with right wing beliefs
>>214385418yes it has. I've posted it before
>>214385383Normal Welsh, Scots and Irish have never truly hated the English. Terminally-online freaks moaning about "muh Saxon oppressors" do not represent the opinions of entire nations.
>>214385360>weird vibesyou even sound like a girlno actual man is using the word "vibes" sort yourself out, you emotional wreck
>>214385030Everyone is so shallow it's sad only thing they care about is consumption and bullshit things. I am not immune to it but I would like to have a conversation with someone that isn't shallow
>>214385450good on him for giving it a try. rorke would be too embarrassed
>>214385469No Pokemon Go.No mice.No Peters.No dragons.No ponies.No piss.No nettles.No chemistry.No currency.No Gmod.
gay porn gambling
>>214385475Yeah but David Bowie went through a facsist phase and he was extremely skinny, probably not very strong at all, during that time period.
>>214385484>Irish have never truly hated the Englisherrhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles
>>214385411
>crazy latina arguing with her white boyfriend on twitch>shows her tits to the stream to piss him off So it can go
English people should go back to Germany
>David Bowie went through a facsist phaseno he didn't he was just being provocativesame with morrissey
>>214385455Yeah, so her reputation is now also ruined just by looking alike.
>>214385493much to think about the rest of your post was gay as fuck though by the way. with the romantic music and cupid and that yeah you do have to figure out how to win their heart but that is after meeting someone, and it isnt making the rest of your post wrong. I am still not the person you were talking to originally btw
>>214385521look up the word “correlated” mate
>>214385521he was also doing 2 grams of cocaine a day
>>214385540got a link mate?
>>214385565i think you should accept the fact that you will be a lonely incel your entire life mate
Callum (one of the organisers of the Epping protests) has just been arrested on suspicion of "inciting racial hatred".https://x.com/Cal_III - This guy.https://youtu.be/HeF7cln_2mU - The arrest is in this livestream
I feel like you're not taking this seriously
>>214385484>Terminally-onlineGreat line. It means anybody who disagrees with you is now wrong. Well done but that's not very good and is Jewish debating.
i had sex twice this weekendvery uninterested in sex nowjust beer
>>214385559MadReckon she watches her sister's porn?
>>214385612i've never even been on a date
it's starting to get dark and there are wolves after me
>>214385581Never seen tits before?
>>214385612how much did he charge per hour then
>>214385030
i have been on a date, i've had sex and i'm now an evil autistic incel
>>214385598ok i'll just skim through 2hrs 15m to find it
>>214385605Sure, then I guess you think r/Wales posters frothing at the mouth about Reform or about English people purchasing homes in Wales must represent the average Welshman's opinion.
Imagine having a sister or mum who did porn. Holy grim
>>214385625:|
>>214385655No I'm not black
>>214385664*she*was my gf*and is white and slimproblem buddy?
going to have some of my leftover curry and watch geowizard's latest upload womfy
>>214385643and you never will sitting her complaining and feeling sorry for yourself
People think I'm weird for listening to 1920s and 30s jazz, they all want to listen to Sabrina Carpenter. Not sure how to make friends/romantic attachementshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ue9igC7flIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNcPnEc99UEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dm3Ml9g_cs
>>214385655every new pair of tits is a welcome addition to my collection
left my bloody bastard jamaica ginger cake at gfberg's. was looking forward to having some of that
>>214385703How is she feeling about starting highschool tomorrow you sick fuck
>>214385703>waswhat happened?time ran out and she had to see the next punter?
reading the epping appeal makes the appeals court look like retards>we cant overturn this because it will cause other places to pick up the slack. fuck the law loldont know what those mad lads were thinking
>>214385501I barely go to the gym and 60kg isn't difficult (although it was when I first started going about 10 years ago)
>>214385691Yes the last remaining Welsh speakers dont want to be ethnically cleansed because of an Englishman's fancy
school girls next week
>>214385769um
>>214385756>dont know what those mad lads were thinkingThey're ideologically anti-English, they weren't thinking anything other than "how can we screw over the native population the hardest and fastest?"
this is when britain peakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4As0e4de-rI
>>214385723they have shit taste, fuck 'em
rape kit arrived today but I don't understand how any of this stuff is supposed to help me rape
>>214385553Dunno about Morrisey desu. I think he's not exactly racist but he's fed up (as are we all).Bowie I agree was being provocative and edgy. What do you think about Clapton?
Wtf is happening in UK, i thought you guys had the best system of intégration, what happened ?
>UK confirms H5N1 bird flu outbreak in southwestern EnglandOh for fucks sake
>>214385801Roman version of Varg Vikernes
>>214385765>the last remaining Welsh speakersThey're not endangered lad, Welsh is a properly living language with huge investment from the state towards furthering that, unlike Irish/Scottish Gaelic.Paul & Martha from Kent retiring to rural Wales in their old age is not going to harm that.
>>214385756they completely overrode the planning system which seems like a dangerous precedent
st george was born in turkey so fuck borders and shit lol
>>214385832LOCKDOWN NOWESPECIALLY THE FAR RIGHT
>>214385333if you really believe a fraction of that was happening you would be doing something about it instead of posting here
>>214385832lockdown immediately
>>214385801Unfathomably BASED.
>>214385825please consult this map to see how segregated our country ishttps://www.ons.gov.uk/census/maps/choropleth/identity/ethnic-group/ethnic-group-tb-6a/asian-asian-british-or-asian-welsh
really depressed about my employment situation, given i have a master degree and everythingneeding assistance but there's none to be found
>>214385832Looks like we're going to have to lockdown Epping and nowhere else :^)
>>214385825not racist just dont like em simple as
Refuse to believe this picture was taken recently
>>214385874>samefagging
>>214385825>best system of intégrationSorry but my daughter isn't fucking an African
>>214385832AAAACHOOOOOOoh excuse me*wipes it all over your shoulder*
>>214385801Oh yeah Saturn eating his children and all the rapist gods are way better lmao
Anyone else live in an area that was reported 95+% White at the 2021 census, and yet are randomly seeing huge numbers of Africans and Muslims milling around the towns?Something isn't right here, I personally believe the conspiracy that we might have multiple dozens of millions more people in the UK than the state is aware of.
Welsh people living in England: 650,000English people living in Wales: 300,000
>>214385765shouldn’t have lost all those battles 1500 years ago then
>>214385933Gods have a right to rape
>>214385949Now do it proportionally ;)
Belarus, russia, and ukraine will all be one country some day soonCanada, USA, and mexico will as wellThe age of small nations are over and the future is large federations
>>214385877what did you master in mateif you say business or computer science I'm going to fucking slap you
>>214385933Rather worship them than Jesus who tells you to surrender your entire country to immigrants cause "its the christian way brooo!"
>>214385941It wont be anywhere near that much What is true however is that governmentberg combs through the census for the whitest towns and then arranges for (literal) boatloads of biomass to be dropped off there
>>214385030Have you noticed you can't have deep conversations with anyone
>>214385970Irrelevant when welsh people moan about something they are also doing. much more of in fact. the moment every welsh person returns to wales is the moment you get to compain.
>>214386009Ah yes, a sect started by a fat cunt who wanted a divorce, definitely a good representation of Christianity.
>>2143859701 in 5 welsh people live in england1 in 120 english people live in wales
>>214385876That's what i thought, like everyone live in his city with his people, how is the interaction of average briton with paki and indians ?
>>214386018only thing deep these whores are interested in is balls deep
>>214386053Literally ALL Christians are like that though.
>>214386018like what?
>>214386083so is noncing kidswhat's he going to do about it
>>214385949Women you've shagged: 0 (zero)Shagged women by you: 0 (zero)
>>214386046Acting like English and Welsh people are distinct separate ethnicities is mega-cringe anyway. Are we seriously trying to pretend that the average Englishman has no recent Welsh ancestry, or vice versa?
>>214385784cum
I think it's okay for a woman to commit murder if her ass looks like this
DO NOT let rorke see this image
>>214385997yup businessfuked it
>>214386083Ah yes, a sect started by a mistranslation.
>>214386144this is unsafe and can be a danger to trafficwhy has the council done NOTHING
>>214386144im putting this message into my welsh-to-english translator but its not working
>>214386144>English OUT!>Pakistanis IN!
You hear that Rorke? His message is CLEAR.
>>214386105History art literature or just thoughts on the world
SICK OF IT
It's over for Rorke. ... See more
might have some cereal with cold milk
Dubs and I fall asleep tonight and never wake up
>>214386259Jordan Peterson is fast becoming one of those people who literally nobody cares about aside from a small smattering of /pol/tards whining about him 24/7
>>214386060Anyone answer ?>>214386307You, answer pls
screaming and wanking into the toilet
>>214386117nothing m8, he died a few months ago
I dont wash my penis just to spite Jordan Peterson
>>214386261move to based shropshire
>>214386144thats wales, mate
I don't really bother really with talking to most people in my area they do not have a though behind those eyes
>>214386229>he's put a flag upfucking racist cunt
>>214386350um. No.
screaming and shitting out the window
>>214386334is he with God now thenand a harem of underage virgins
Is Surrey comfy
>>214386429fanois
>>214386429That pussy is long
>>214386429hello
Can I visit Surrey
214386018i have "deep" conversations with all my friends part of why they're my friends lol214386251wouldn't even call these things particularly deep im talking more about religion/worldviews/art in general sure/psychology (how we feel about the world what we want out of it etc)
>>214386429horse like pussoire
>>214386429Would love a woman with thighs like this
Have you ever been to Surrey
What a lot of these posters do is post something then delete it before janny is able to ban them
ANSWER TO MY FUCKING QUESTION
>>214386497
>>214386469I just can't find anyone like that really but America isn't really a country filled with people who think
Surrey, yeah?
>>214386485bodies get boring very quicklywhat you want and need is a good personality
>>214386497jannies don't ban tho do theythey just clean up shit(posts) for free
Lads, what was just deleted?
214386521good point to be fair i have no american friends
Kent
>>214386532let me know when you find one kek
>>214386551dun u worry x
>>214385121The jewish proto gf as it were
>>214386538*rapes you in front of your wheel chair bound nan*
Essex
>>214386521kill yourself then, that'll solve your faggot problem
>>214386521>but America isn't really a country filled with people who thinkWdym by that bro, explain >>214386515There is no a fucking person here to answer to my question
Just called dogberg a 'gay cunt' he looks devastated
31 August 2025Highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI) H5N1 was confirmed in poultry at a premises near Exminster, Teignbridge, Devon (AIV/2025/61).A 3km protection zone and 10km surveillance zone has been declared around the premises. All poultry on the premises will be humanely culled.28 August 2025Highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI) H5N1 was confirmed in other captive birds at a premises near Evercreech, Frome and East Somerset, Somerset (AIV 2025/60).A 3km captive bird (monitoring) controlled zone has been declared surrounding the premises. The affected birds on the premises have been humanely culled.
>>214385142Lowry on a mad one
wonder if you could pinpoint the exact moment this board stopped being about respectful discussion of international culture
>>214386634post cock
the google maps icon changes into an anime girl when you hopver it over wembley for some reason
Haven't taken dogberg for a walk in the park since that time a group of teenagers called me a dog shagger. wtf I don't even shag dogs
>>214385473190,000 in 20years!
wish i were professor x so i could use cerebro to destroy the minds of all the faggots who post here
>>214386497>>214386538Jannies literally do not ban for anything other than minor rule-infractions (eg. you posted something that could vaguely be construed as off-topic on a particular board)When it comes to blatant rule violations like NSFW posts or threats to violence, they just leave them up and do nothing. Has gotten worse since the hack, too.
>>214386659No this was pre-cock
I think the YOOKAY deep state has basically made a decision to start WW3 with Russia. Not saying it will happen. But it's what they want.
>>214385756Justice beanberg?
>>214386661really?
sexual desire is so fucking tired
leftypol on a mad one
got needles and pins
>>21438675230+?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-visited_websitessurprised facebook is so high still
>>214386758Don't understand why the online right is so obsessed with this woman. She looks like an utter slag.
>>214386741yeah
would you shag a robobird from 1991
>>214386777Im more surprised bing is so high
>THE LION OF EPPING HAS BEEN ARRESTED>@Cal_III was arrested under suspicion of 'inciting racial hatred'. >This is absolutely ridiculous. Callum is a good man. >His final words to the camera:>LIBERATE ENGLANDhttps://x.com/britishlandeur/status/1962225316685914609
went for a incel walk between 2 and half 6 today. knackered
>>214386776surely the dropoff cannot be that bad...
Educating Yorkshire lads
>>214386777India propping up those ChatGoyPT numbers massively.
>>214385030imagine cumming a thick, salty white load on that tongue and then her savouring it for a few seconds and then kissing charli (with tongue) and them both saying mmm you taste amazingphwoooaaarrr. double phwoooaaarrr in fact
>>214386860Oh mate... youll see
>>214386850must have had massive virgin thoughts
know full well how FUCKED and fucking SCREWED i am
>>214386882AI = An Indian
why'd he do that
>>214386887I read that Amazonian tribesmen used to rub their arrowheads on her back to coat them in the poison she produces
>>214386924Unironically kill people like this
>>214386924jewish probably
>>214386817lelhow long before this company goes bust
>>214386887*stomps on her toes*
Made a big mistake, threw my cum tissue at the other side of the room earlier and now I can't get to it and it's starting to smell
>>214386924Billionaires have gone full mask-off and aren't even trying to hide how much hatred they have for the plebs anymore.
>>214386835free my nigga callum
>>214386929fuck takeshi gon do
>>214386969>now I can't get to itwhat
>>214386924what a nasty little faggot
>>214386929>リクライニングscreaming. what a clown language
>>214386969What do you mean you can't get to it? It's in your own fucking room.
>>214386924based response ngl
>>214386974ah yes the boy who gets front seats to the US open is surely an oppressed prole
>>214386929if he hates minor inconveniences like that then just want till japan gets all those indians and africans
>>214386985>>214387007
>>214387007how did you type it
>>214386905nah i had an audiobook on. dont do any thinking me
>>214387063keybpard
>>214387013I'm in a wheelchair you insensitive prick
i'm missing a tooth lollife going downhill rapido
>>214386993>>214387013I've got stuff all over
>>214387063i pressed win+space, then ctrl+caps lock, then rikurainingu
>>214387095hahaha big spacker
>>214387104evil ghoul
>>214387058ching chong is right about him putting his feet on the seathe's wrong about him using his recliner1-1
>>214387104Clean your room you fucking smelly cunt what the fuck?
>>214387145alri jordan petersen
>>214387104Does your room look like one of these:reddit.com/r/neckbeardnests
>>214386850Me too lad. Finished with a lovely incel coffee
>>214386929>>214387058>>214387103>>214387150Well what's the point of having a recliner if you don't recline?
Going to japan and reclining my chair
Went to the railway museum today lads. Utterly fascinating
Would you date a pornstar?If so who?
>>214387196fucking gay gaijin
Something not right about Jordan Petersonyeah he says some true things but he mixes it with lots of gay shit
The BBC's yearly budget is about 5 billion pounds, the netflix is about 18 billion dollars, netflix makes content for all the world and the bbc has to just focus on the uk so why do they make so much less content and why is the production value so much worse? i wouldn't mind the loicence fee if they provided a consistent stream of british centred entertainment
>>214387145I'm 33, not 50why tf would I waste time with women's chores
>>214387203no
>>214387200the singular railway museum yeh?
If a chair reclines i WILL recline it
>>214387200based and tykepilled
https://youtube.com/watch/ru6CaCFX-HY?si=1CYNJXApwEcXJDbY>shitskins burning Australian flag>baffled by the anti immigration protests, where aussies are saying they don't want any more shitskins huh
>>214387200:D
https://www.reddit.com/r/JustEatUK/comments/1n4rewn/no_body_to_held_accountable Biomass up in arms about getting paid literal pennies on justeat
>>214387200Over compensating
decided to fully give up on life. not plan anything just see where it takes me
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/B_Jga-8g4ll3uKQLX_Wc4g/
>>214387203I know no one will believe me but I have genuinely sucked on a pornstars (female) nipple.
>>214387218bbc also does radio and news
>>214386887need them in my gob pronto
>>214387267Australia is having protests? Based if true
>>214387200Phwoar look at the wheels on henry
>>214387280have you adjusted for the constant humiliation of talking to people?
>>214387249What's your problem mate?
>>214387218>and the bbc has to just focus on the ukWrong, BBC World Service exists
>>214387218Netflix makes even worse slop thsn the bbc. If netflix made one thing as soulful as gone fishing with bob and paul it might be worth it
>>214387218The BBC isn't just an entertainment platform it's le news (propganda0
>>214387295Big protests in every major city. There's been many clashes between the good people and the scum hooded masked leftist faggots
get the impression that rich mongs expected us to have advanced AI and automation by this point in time and every one of their dumb mong "plans" relied on it
>>214387320the vagueness of your post. should be obvious really you dullard
>>214387287Hows that unbelievable? Getting their nipples sucked Is their job
the downfall of this site coincides with the increase of redditors
>>214387322the watcher and archive 81 were kino
>Searching for posts that contain ‘biomass’ and in ‘gb’. 1150 results found.
Would you lads like to see more pictures from my trip to the railway museum today?
you can't suffer in australia
the pictures, they're coming alive!
>>214387150little jap weasel posted this then spent the rest of the trip looking at his shoes
>>214387377unless you eat a slug
>>214387370Dont believe you
>>214387359It's more to do with the mass increase of phoneposters (statistics show most people who access 4chan from 2012 onwards were doing so from phones), and then the post-2020 huge influx of third worlders as they all seemed to get smartphones and decent internet at the same time.
>>214387287was it michelle barrett
>>214387377they can and do
>>214387414
>>214387347when you go to the bathroom do you say “I went to the bathroom inside my house”?
>>214387373got any pictures with your face blanked out but still reflected in a shiny train?
>>214386929Imagine you recline your paid seat to relax and end up on some chink hate group on the internet for it.
