chappy sabby edish
poo smellls lmao
chappel roan has tranny vibes
>>214393576shes got a surprisingly nice arseone a bantu ballistic baton would utterly wreck if she presented it for him
>>214393576dresses like a drag queen and dances like a gay manshe's disgusting
chappel roan literally dances like these dudeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxs3gmewuhI
Had three pints today at two pubsWhat do you think of that?
Gnawing through a bag of dry poppadoms like a basement gremlin being fed scraps for the first time in days
>>214393576Tranny make up. Looks fine without it
>>214393631>>214393606>>214393603>>214393576She'd get my 5.5 inch BWC no problem
entire share bag of cheez-its (smokey bacon) down the hatch
It amazes me how such pretty girls can produce such foul smells when they fart or poop.
the boys are back in the barracks
>>214393664one time in school i smelled a foul gas and said it out loud as a joke and the girl i had a crush on said it was her, changed my perspective in life really x
I want a national day that isn’t representative of the British genocide of First Australians.
>>214393695Hmm?
definitely not the best writer, his book reads like a long list of facts in chronological order. still enjoying it immensely
>Revealed: Truth about 'migrant' who girl brandished knife at... and how wrong Musk and Robinson were>He moved to Dundee in June 2021 and now lives in a council property with his wife Fatos Yulianova, 19.A 19 Bulgarian moved here and somehow has a council flat within 4 years?
think I'll go to my room and lean on the sink
Cleopatra lived closer to our time, by a factor of about 400+ years, than she did to the building of the Giza pyramids. The first pharaoh of Egypt predates the building of the Giza pyramids by a further 600 years.
>>214393789Isnt it being read to you by ai?
>>214393806So what?
students have just moved in next door again and they are making a racket at this time on a sunday night have to deal with this shit again ffs
>>214393806so that nigga ain't even muslim? he's fucking bulgarian? reckon rorke will let him off the hook
>>214393806>pregnant wifeYeah they get priority
Business idea: a toilet with a tongue that licks your arsehole clean
how difficult is it to find a beautiful girlfriend or wife in the UK?
What the fuck is this new-fangled YouTube player UI? Get the fuck out of here.
>>214393833Neanderthals lived on earth longer than homo sapiens have
big fat mammary glands >>214393550
Listening to Tucker carlson
>>214393926I like his show now that he just shits on israel
>>214393836youre not paying attention at all, are you?
putting a spine in a bap
>>214393980cor, phwoar, etc and so on
>>214393980Does she know she's forgotten to wear a bra? Someone should tell her
Get the wogs out of britianGet the jews out of Palestine Simple as
>>214393952Same
/brit/ going quiet past midnight just PROVES that this general is filled with employed shagging chads
Bought a 5th generation iPod, gonna do some light modding to modernise it a bit. Flash storage, bigger battery, screen needs replacing, and a fresh shell wouldn't go amissquite excited
>>214394114i mostly lurk after midnight :3
What's with the mango spam? First I get firced mango memes on my social media, then we got mango drinks, and now I've just seen a mango dip. Why is Big Mango making a move?
london man strikes again
>>214394228Never you mind :)
got a grotty incel urge to tell someone to kill themselves, not for any particular reason but simply because im a nasty horrible personany of you chaps want to volunteer as the recipient of my vitriol?
>>214393806why is migrant in quotations if that is exactly what he is?he isn’t even Bulgarian either he’s some Turk monster
>>214394145>Bought a 5th generation iPodwhy>Flash storage, bigger battery, screen needs replacing, and a fresh shell wouldn't go amisswhy are you doing all of these thingshave you not heard of an iPhone lad
>>214393847brits should get priority
>>214394279they’re playing in to the fact most people in this country think all ‘migrants’ are boat people who live in hotels
>>214394245
>>214394275fine go oni can take it
>>214394103BasedHeil Hitler, Free Palestine
>>214394145Only so much you can do to it. Not actually worth it really. HiFi Walker H2 with Rockbox is the modern alternative.
>>214394379>Hitler and the Nazi regime had no interest in creating an independent Palestinian state. They saw the Palestinian cause as a tool to destabilize their European rivals and distract them from German expansionism. Hitler refused to recognize the independence of Arab states, and his ultimate goal was the "annihilation of Jewry living in Arab space
mares
>>214394377kill yourselfoh goodness gracious me wish I hadn't typed that out now, feel really horrible all of a sudden, I didn't mean it lad, really didn't, not sure what came over me there
>>214394444
>>214394447Shame it wasn't posted on Diego Day
>>214394427*bursts into tears*hope youre happy
>>214394424FalseGo be a jew somewhere else chaim
>>214394424>written by professor Daniel Cohen from the university of Tel Aviv
>>214394427The worst most mean spirited post anyone has ever made in /brit/ everNo coming back from this one
>>214394313Nostalgia of owning an iPod mainly, with the opportunity to tinker with something as a close secondary reason.
>>214394594there's more where that came from
>>214394379HHFP o/
Just left my best mates absolutely pished haha
bought a case of these bad boysfinna slurp that sweet stuff soon
>>214394601you realise an iPhone can do all of the things and has all of the features you mentioned, yes?
>>214394616*jumps out the bush with my cock out*
Mad how WW2 literally proved the theory that capitalism and communism are allied to be true.
>>214394617
>>214394624No, this is the first I'm hearing of it.
Have you ever pooped your pants?
>>214394680name some communist countries
That lad who told the other lad to kill themselves. Not on. Needs his head checked
>>214394688have I got the product just for you ladbelieve you've got about a billion versions of the bloody things to catch up on
>>214394606 ᛋ ᛋ
Jack Grealish, take a bow, son.
Just donated to the Scottish girls givesendgo I gave her 10 british pounds
>>214394745Should've donated to her OnlyFans instead
>>214394603screaming did you make this
>>214394769Put a sock in it schlomo
BANZAI!
>>214394769she's a kid mate
>>214394683sir beer drinker
Mad how the hotel owner is a Muslim and the company owner is Jewish and the judge that ruled against the people is Jewish. And Keir Starmer is married to a Jew. Mental.
>>214394794Oy vey
>>214394794rorke leaping into the air and clicking his heels in his bedroom at quarter to one in the morning and coming down with a thunderous *THUD* that wakes up the neighbours
>>214394828Nice spaki dogshit zinger
>>214394816The eternal Semite
>>214394769She's not even fit though
we're all in here>>>/gif/29375377
Would love to see Japs going Nanjing mode on jeets.
>>214394863Tell them directly then
>>214394868Another jew
Crackhead is fiending
>>214394868Who's this handsome devil
We must defeat the jew and the jeet
Mental just how much the Soviet Union and Russia is responsible for the majority of problems in the world today.
sex sex sex
for the first time I can not be looking for a relationship now :) I think for the next 40-43 days I am not looking for a relationship, and this will probably be good for me in a lot of ways, both interanlly and external hopefully getting the BENEFITS of being alone for once for such an alone person
Might probe my arse with my hand
Dadbergstein has been rude, unpleasant, and even downright nasty for the last few days. I'm tired of it.
>>214394894Its definitely NOT the jews
even though whatever before was obviously not workingI think I was in a sort of death spiral
>>214393529Just listened to Supergraphic Ultramodern Girl going to the 'ump to 'ig, found a nice insulator with my friend and he found some even nicer insulators, pic related
>>214394931Couldn't be arsed walking dogberg one day so took him down to the kennels and said I found him in the street lol
>>214394931Boomers are nasty, vicious, horrific, dreadful people.
still cleaning up my room starting tomorrow (for sexo)
>>214394996Jamie, pull up that map of sex offenders in israel
>>214394971
>>214394996https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-745014Yids rape kids
hey redditleaf
>>214393980i can see her left areola. just not on
>>214394956What the hell are you talking about?
>>214394898
>>214395022Shalom!
>>214394996>>187524116 >>187524162
>>214394894Like what?
>>214393980I would of cummd my pants to this 24/7 for months as a kid
tfw we're in September now, most grim month there is.
>if you dont like muzzies ur a jewso tiresome
come here redditleaf you demonic swine
kinda amazing how fit i am
>>214395094>robbing queerswhat's the big deal
>>214395044We dig old dumps for fun and get cool old stuff
this guy better not post any more pretty asian girls or i'll be MAD
>>if you dont like muzzies ur a jew>so tiresome
>>214395094huh that pakis got blue eyesnot something you see every day
I wish you would play nice
>another episode of the yank talking to either: A) another leaf/yank or B) talking at someone whos saying something totally unrelated
>>214395141why are they wearing bath robes
don't like muzzies or jews me
>>214395128actual state of this "country"
>>214395145stop it leaf
>>214395162any sane person wouldn'tvile people
>>214395145
Another night thinking of the hot scene girl I could've dated in uni if I wasn't such an autistic retard.
>>214395162Only like Shia islam meMainly because they are the ones fighting israel
is there a single sane canadian poster?
>>214395156They're just light brown. He looks like a baltic swarthy sort, maybe Serbian or something. They all have those glip glop muck names.
new war just dropped
>>214395206this but the hot scene girl literally following me home with my friend shouting to her friend "hes so fit" and my dickhead friend gaslighting me and us going home and playing on our phones or whatever the fuck
>>214395223Where ?
>>214395232mind your own business
>>214395232I love you
>>214395232about 2000 miles to your south
>>214395206just go to parties drink and do drugs that's all there is to it just do that
>>214395221bosniak would be called abubakroslav alezavovic
Watching anime in bed and had some alcohol too :)
The swastika was Hitler/Wotan/Vishnu's symbol.The Black Sun will be Kalki's symbol.
>>214393529
can't believe it's September alreadyyear's flown bygf 2025 not gone well at all alternatives plans must be made
>>214395259you ever shag?
>>214395259would you date a white nationalist?
>>214395271phoar the LED robotic android leshlight with blindold and sponsorship, white hair
https://x.com/RepCarlos/status/1961947938348793887IT AIN'T ME
>>214395259comfy
The tangerine twit is in for a rude awakening when he tries to launch an illegitimate and criminal war against El Commendante Maduro and the brave and courageous people of the bolivarian republic of Venezuela...
>>214395175It's fun to see what you get and really good exercise
>>214395294i was going to say thats craazy but youre talking about Donald Trump and America so its boring. what about the people of the bolivarian republic of Venezuela...versus somewhere idk
>>214395259vocaroo?
this is british special forces agent cammy white
We /Mercenaries 2/ now
>>214395324brit roses wish they could tan this well x
>>214395324No, it's Patreon agent HypeT
>>214395339Shut the fuck up spaki you nonce lol
this 18+ furry bar sponsored by WWF for animated furry avatars (and animated titty AND ass jiggle physics) and private rooms is NOT a sex brothel servoa
>>214395253Too old for that now. My friends prefer to stay inside and drink and I can't go out to clubs on my own as a 30 year old man. It would feel too weird.
Many zogbots will meet their end at the hands of the armed forces of the bolivarian republic of Venezuela...
>>214395357I hope the blue hat UN people get it too. I HATE them
P.S. mental/psyche wounds heal too :)
>>214395363you hate their hats?
fuck off spaki
the raped
Girls poo too you know.
I got broken bad if it was a joke I would say "buck broken" but I mean broken in a really bad way
fried green tomatoes
>>214395420it begs the question what you did to get broken this badly
>>214395443fuck off youre just a sicko
uh-oh someone said something negative towards the worst person in the thread who sits here all day making it be one low func retard freaking out all the time so now hes going to freak out again
so are you the three non UK flags posting right now? all three? btw thats sad
Having a beer at the moment if that's ok with you lads?
>>214395503I'm watching Seinfeld
>>214395503i'm making pancakes and shitposting here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDe-W0vn5Gs
>>214395516are you posting on all three of these flags though and are they you
alright at least youre not posting on three different country flags because holy shit man and I cant leave right now soo youd better post positive things in the thread for me :) I need to manifest a positive life but am an empath
>>214395527No I'm just me
Living the good life lads
Fake mousey :/
brit posters are all paranoid, this general been fighting some demons over the years
>>214395560this but laying in a girls lap (is the good life)
Shiny with the three badge combo!
My two favorite albums are Blind Faith by Blind Faith and Virgin Killer by the Scorpions.
"hello my little Timmy" closed the video. bye have not watched a single video since. get fuckedstupid bitch
>>214395560Personalityleaf on a mad one. Been awake for 22 hours now just accusing random of people of being gingerpedo and DTFIC under 7 different posting styles. This guy, such a character.
lil drumpfy and the bay of piglets baka..
>>214395576Prove you’re Brazilian
>>214395607ffs I wanted that shiny but hoping the black part was the shiny didnt even change the trianglesgrats on the encounter though
Abolish Jan 26. I want a national day that isn’t representative of the British genocide of First Australians.
>>214395607>1:30 AM>phone says 5:25AM
LATINA BOOTY!
>>214395575This is why all the men's clothes in H&M is just greys and blacks and no patterns not even stripes.
>>214395634Maggot
>>214395559>>214395560>>214395619are any of you underage or can I say what I want put a name on or something if you are (or use a different flag (yes I am being serious))
>>214395636grow up
>>214395629https://youtu.be/6PtDmrmBfeo
>>214395559you are perfect
>>214395655>plays pokemon>tells others to grow upthis shit writes itself lmfao
>>214395648kill yourself
im not a wizzud im just harry
it's insane how the first seasons of better call saul are better than the last ones
>>214395678I will go to Canada and maplesyrup all over their faces
>Is this brown man… uncouth… and having fun? AIEEEEEEEEE my greatest weakness Why are the uk timmies like this?
>>214395695what the fuck are you saying mong
it's insane how much the first seasons of better call saul are better than the last ones
did a learn
great I will no doubt be gaslit about the timmy thing stupid bitch. shouldve just spat in the viewers faces like a normal videomaker
Keep hearing these muffled banging sounds as if someone is in the attic
>>214395718never finished it
>>214395735Love to see it
>>214395713Is this brown man uncouth and having fun.Scream.My greatest weakness.
>>214395742you dont have an attic
>>214395742Just go to sleep, it's nothing
>>214395758bit gay must be northern Australian
h,orse
ugly nasally northern paki accent
>>214395443women innit women and having very feminine emotions
>>214395792I’m from the us.
>>214395050that guy has two wives but why is one on a leash?
eating dog chocolate, and whipped cream off Canada
I support hamas
the "comma" thing is because the sentence is complete on its own, right? that then allows the second sentence to be taken that way
>>214395872KARA
>>214395875kill, yourself
>>214395798too cute
>>214395887fuck off pisslow
new foxjack https://i.4cdn.org/int/1756680821570111.gifalso "1"
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1756686537922298.pngnuts image!
>>214395890
got my jobseekers allowance time to get drunkits time to gggggg get drunk
>>214395206This but the cute girl who kept asking me for cuddles and always walked with me to the bus stop even though she took a different bus and I never took the hint
hahatime to dddddd-ddddrrr drink
>>214395821i think i have a lot of feminine coded emotions too, although i'm not homosexual
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens”- Gimli
Any of you lads accidentally kill your sisters by knocking them down the stairs and then try to frame it as a suicide in order to conceal the truth or just me
>>214396031so was he the bottom or was it legolas?
>>214396031Rorke saying this to himself each morning in his smelly bathroom
>>214395989Did you think she wanted something to keep her back warm
glass of milk for a late night snack x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt87bLX7m_o
Lord Saddler…
>>214396044sisters plural? nah wouldn't risk it more than once
horse
>>214396092Fuck's sake I accidentally pluralised when I should have singularised. That's me done then
Elaine sexo
>>214396109did you actually kill your sister tho
haru "squibby head" urara
>>214396132no she killed erself
watch v for vendetta, forgot how bad portman's accent was
haru urara crying
>>214396152boy likes make up?better block his puberty chop off his cockand ostracise anybody who disagrees
>>214396163my condolences x
sqibby head crying sex
>>214396213
sat on a vibrating egg
The Racism at Work Act 1974
I only like horses only sexually only
>>214396248Rorke's bible
me thinking about rorke
whats going on 'ere then?
>>214396271hot (if squibby head or one of the other girl horses)
so apparently being raycist means im a terrible person
>>214396275street view lad trooned out
remember once I missed my ex so bad I wanked to her bitmoji
should i make myself boke lads x
>>214396305>>214396349>bitmoji>bokewe speak english here
>>214396295fucking google maos gone woke, 'ate it
>>214396361yeah, English. not American so put a fucking sock in it.
>>214396275state
Canada where are you Canada my Canada
going to do a poo in a minute
>>214396397*raises paw*
>>214396397Canada come here you
Who knew working with almost all women was so terrible
>>214396402Alri Emma
>>214396413I love you
uploading my bradley walsh folder to the cloud in case my hard drive fails
we're all in here
Must say, I do like Canadian posters. Can't even hate on them. Real ass niggas.
>>214396459drop the vpn leafy
hello fellow anons
>>214396459So true
all the girls I went to school with are either fat, on their 5th kid, or a white supremacist
>>214396504Nothing wrong with that last one
backs are sexy on women, sometimes
Do you lads say '1, 2, 3, 4 i declare a thumb war'?
>>214396532Their back, their crack, their pussy and their sack
>>2143965345 6 7 8 used this hand to masturbate
>>214396552
Get it made!
kino
Pooing
YJk
>>214396579they are promoting that sexo where you havent seen your partner in a while (the dog is her partner it was an analogomy for dogsex)
>>214396579pretty girls are amazing
birrh control women are like im a princess treat me like one then have a face covered in makeup and do nothing but sit on instagram reels all day
saying that
You lads had any sex recently?
Why hello there my little friends.
Oh yeah heaps
where tf is the new you lazy idoitic cunts
>>214396653Kys gingerpedo
>>214396650hi
>>214396653why are you so rude
>idoiticBradley.webp
>>214396666Hello
>>214396666checked
>>214396683different flag
>>214396696Needs editing to make him look at bradleys
little demonic leaf (and me, "6")
feel a bit sick x
heaps of sex
>>214396650>>214396724would you like me to stop
>>214396727>>214396727>>214396727
new >>214396720
